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00:00Today, in Humor Amarillo, this is not the man and the land, it's the Chinese hunter.
00:07This isn't Bowling for Columbine, it's human bowling.
00:12And this isn't Operación Triunfo, it's the big yellow karaoke.
00:17This program runs for 24 hours, from 8 a.m. to 8 a.m. the following day.
00:23Welcome to a special edition of Humor Amarillo.
00:25A program in which many things will happen, some at the same time, so we will have to split the screen.
00:32We hope that by looking at two sites so many times, you'll end up with Oni's.
00:35This is Humor Amarillo, 24 hours a day.
00:38But we've summarized it in half an hour.
00:40And dawn breaks at Takeshi's castle.
00:42Today Takeshi wants his henchmen to say a few words to introduce themselves, because he never lets them say anything.
00:47The bald guy begins.
00:49I'm bald, but pretty nice.
00:52And now it's time for...
00:54Our superstar Pinky Winky!
00:56The rumors about my sexuality are false.
00:59Whatever you say, pirate.
01:00But we are not blind here.
01:02And not made of stone either, silly.
01:04And finally, Takeshi's aunt will speak.
01:06But come on, say something.
01:08Hello.
01:09Wow, what a boring aunt Takeshi's aunt is!
01:12Let's leave the henchmen and go to the contestants.
01:14Say it!
01:14Piltro to Villas!
01:15You have 24 hours to conquer Takeshi's castle!
01:18Well, a little less, because it's already...
01:20Oops!
01:20I left my watch at home.
01:22Does anyone have one?
01:22Aaah!
01:25General Tani goes to talk to a couple
01:28who has come to yellow humor
01:29to overcome the crisis they have been going through for some time.
01:32Well, I'm not surprised they're having a major crisis.
01:34You just have to see how the groom is dressed.
01:36And today she has chosen one of her most discreet outfits.
01:40And now we're going to see Mr. Calvito.
01:42And why do they call him Bald?
01:44Because at the slightest thing it makes you bald.
01:46That's his hobby, making people bald.
01:47Well, you rascals, we've had enough fun with nonsense.
01:51To the!
01:51Let's get to it!
01:52Hello, I'm Pepe Livingstone's replacement.
01:56And I wanted to tell you one thing.
01:57You sent Pepe messages saying you wanted his child and things like that.
02:01And the only messages you send me are threats and viruses.
02:05You've already left me without a computer, gosh.
02:08And I haven't done anything.
02:09I just wanted to be a good reporter.
02:10Well, let's go with the great Chinese puddle.
02:13And here come the contestants ready to roll around in the mud a little.
02:18Let's remember how this test works.
02:20Are you serious?
02:22Man, we really have to explain what it consists of.
02:24Well, they have to cross the pond and get to the other side.
02:27Well, it's not that easy.
02:30Don't believe it.
02:30Look how hard it is for them to get through it.
02:32They are suffering everything.
02:33They move as if in slow motion because of how hard it is for them to move forward.
02:36It's not that they move slowly.
02:38Someone put the image in slow motion.
02:40Come on, I knew something strange was going on.
02:42That's fine by me, because in slow motion everything is very beautiful.
02:45But we spent 24 hours on this test.
02:47Come on, director, put it at normal speed, please.
02:49You like slow motion more than Jong-woo.
02:52But the couple from the beginning isn't the only one who came to Humor Amarillo today.
02:57Yes, there we have another couple.
02:59Well, to a trio that is also in crisis and trying to reach the other shore.
03:03And one thing you'll notice at home is that the contestants here get very dirty.
03:09But no one is eliminated.
03:10Well, to no one, to no one.
03:12I've been told from control that we have a girl wearing a Mickey Mouse t-shirt that's stuck.
03:18And a girl who has been in crisis with her partner has been definitively abandoned.
03:23And this girl has been eliminated, but she realizes that her clothes now smell pretty good.
03:28Eliminated, huh?
03:29Yes, but happy.
03:30With some castanets.
03:31Do you have a boyfriend?
03:33Yeah, it's there, damn it.
03:35What's it called?
03:37Manolete.
03:38Manolete!
03:38You left your girlfriend here, Manolete!
03:41That's not done!
03:43You're one of those who goes out with friends and leaves her at home!
03:46You're a bad guy, Manolete!
03:48I'm not saying anything, but you don't love her very much, huh?
03:51How nice she is, Manolete.
03:53Do you want to be your friend?
03:56No, not with those hands.
03:58Piltro, girls!
03:59Time is flying by!
04:00It's already half past eleven!
04:01But what am I seeing?
04:03Let's see, Uncle Calvito.
04:04Don't make any more bald people, it's quite unpleasant.
04:07All day long watching your ass.
04:09Don't do it!
04:10I'll eliminate you!
04:11Well, how is the couple doing in crisis?
04:14Don't say it, the crisis has gotten bigger.
04:16Well, who wants to storm the fort?
04:18Let's see, who wants some?
04:20Whoever wants to attack it, let me say.
04:24You know what?
04:25I bought a new uniform.
04:27Look how white it is, it's super clean.
04:30Fools!
04:31That was new!
04:32That the dye bill is going up a lot now.
04:34Come on, spread out in killer puppy formation.
04:38And now, don't let them pass, eh!
04:45There's a lot of shouting and all that, but everyone always cuts in.
04:47Come on, let's go now!
04:51The assault on the fort begins.
04:53Also, today at Humor Amarillo we will have many surprises.
04:56Let's connect with Chino DJ, who is going to tell us one.
04:59Woof, woof, woof, friends of the night!
05:01Get your hips ready, because Humor Amarillo karaoke is coming!
05:05This guy is like a Japanese, and very freaky, version of Horacio Pincha Disco.
05:11Hey, maybe we need to think of something to make this test more fun.
05:14I think it's a good idea.
05:16Let's think of something to make this test much cooler.
05:27Okay, the test is over.
05:28Let's think about it another day, okay?
05:30The truth is that I wasn't thinking.
05:33I was going crazy, watching that sexy shower that the girl was taking.
05:38Time passes and there are 91 contestants left.
05:41Will everyone arrive tonight?
05:43Hello! I'm here.
05:44Hit the zoom!
05:45And take a close-up of me, so you can barely see me.
05:47Come on!
05:48Closer, you can't see my face.
05:50Then people don't recognize me on the street.
05:52And that's why I go on TV, to become famous.
05:55I just wanted to tell you that it's already noon and I'm feeling hungry.
05:58So I'm going to eat.
06:00And the next point on the map indicates that we have reached the test.
06:03That I'm not a bun, that I'm a person.
06:05In which the contestants are, in fact, people, but disguised as bowling pins.
06:11Only those left standing will advance to the next phase.
06:15The first thing is the draw of positions.
06:18The contestants have to pick a card at random.
06:21The card they pick will determine their place in the bowling alley.
06:24And the higher the number on the card, the better, because you are further away from the impact zone.
06:30And if you take chance, you get it, bad guy.
06:32Because they send you to the front line of fire.
06:34How did this guy get hurt?
06:36He stared at the card as if to say, what better card have I been dealt?
06:40And now we have the pins in position.
06:42Takeshi's aunt is about to take out as many people as she can.
06:46He made a rather complicated move.
06:48He was taken to the second row, but randomly left standing.
06:51And the boy thinks, well look, chance wasn't so bad, because I've moved on to the next phase.
06:55Place your bets on who will draw the dice.
06:58Will she be the girl who plays Lara Croft?
07:01Or will it be the boy trying to see through the cards?
07:05There was no doubt.
07:06If you're stupid enough to think you can see through objects, you deserve to be lucky.
07:10Takeshi's aunt says, this is for you, kid who can see through things.
07:15The one falls and takes the three with him.
07:18It's what we might call collateral damage.
07:20Or rather, a side effect.
07:23Let's see who's the smart one who grabs the ace.
07:27This guy is a genius.
07:28He had all the cards to choose from and he picked the ace.
07:32And he deserves the full impact of the giant ball on his body.
07:38Takeshi's aunt didn't make a full score, but it was a nice play, really.
07:42And let's see how he left the bowling alley.
07:45My goodness, it looks like a battlefield.
07:48It hasn't hit me, I'm fine.
07:50The girl with the pink bow draws a good card.
07:53And this is the slow man, who takes a few seconds to realize he has drawn the ace.
07:57And on top of that, the little brat laughs, because Takeshi's aunt doesn't like brats.
08:01And he goes for it with all his energy.
08:03Oh my goodness, when Takeshi's aunt is after you, she's super dangerous.
08:11And that's what Takeshi says, that his aunt puts the ball where she puts her eye.
08:15Takeshi's aunt hurt you!
08:17What bad intention did he have to throw it away, huh?
08:18He's gone to do some harm.
08:20She's evil, huh.
08:21Well, I like Takeshi's aunt, I like being hit.
08:25And while the final draw is taking place, we have to move on to the next test, which is already starting.
08:30It is the mythical labyrinth of the Chinotaur.
08:33Please, let's go live.
08:36Only one will reach the exit.
08:38The rest await...
08:40A, the pain.
08:41Or B, a bath in very dirty water.
08:45Or C, both things that can also happen.
08:48This one, for example, has chosen B, which is bathing in dirty water, which is a good option all things considered.
08:55This boy doesn't know why they open the doors for you.
08:57And of course, in a test that basically consists of opening doors, that can be a serious inconvenience.
09:05Look how he tries to open closed doors.
09:07If it doesn't give one.
09:08Well, if he had trouble opening doors when he was calm, now that monsters are chasing him, he's gone crazy.
09:15Look, he finally managed to open one.
09:17The one that leads directly to the water.
09:20This guy, in life in general, has a hard time making up his mind.
09:23He has a hard time deciding whether to have coffee black or with milk.
09:27He has a hard time deciding whether he likes men or women.
09:32He has a hard time deciding whether he likes dogs or chicks.
09:36And he struggles to decide whether to take the test or jump into the water, which he also really wants to do.
09:42And before he can make up his mind, Pepe and Juanito hook him and decide for him.
09:46They decide that they are going to drown the poor man.
09:48That's what happens to him for being indecisive.
09:49And the next contestant had a promising career in the acting world.
09:59Yes, until a bald guy crossed his path and completely ruined his situation.
10:04In addition to taking away all his papers, he would appear to him in his dreams and throw a very dirty lake at him.
10:09Now you will realize that it was not a dream, that everything was real.
10:13Or better yet, he now realizes that all the contestants are dead.
10:17The next contestant has sparked controversy because he is accused of bribing Takeshi's henchmen to pass the test.
10:26But okay, but do what is least noticeable, you let him pass for a few million yen for nothing.
10:31People sell themselves for anything.
10:33And this poor man didn't have any money to bribe, and of course, he had to put up with it.
10:37They will have no regard for you.
10:39He didn't have money to put on decent clothes, he's going to have to go to hell.
10:44And when he falls into the water, Paco Peluca mocks him very cruelly.
10:48Of course, for not paying the bribe.
10:51The next contestant is very afraid of screaming.
10:54And even more so when they come from behind.
10:57It's like hearing a scream behind you and running off to who knows where.
11:08And pay attention, because it's Mr. Calvito.
11:11We'll see if he delights us with one of his famous bald men.
11:15If I can choose, I ask no.
11:18Mr. Calvito, as you may have deduced from his previous appearances, is not exactly a genius.
11:23And here he is going to give us a sample of his intelligence.
11:26The guy lost, but he's just hanging there.
11:29Why? Who knows why.
11:31But Paco, don't bite him, you have rabies.
11:34And what Uncle Calvito doesn't know, because he's very stupid, is that the more he resists, the worse it's going to be.
11:40Wow! Take it easy, Uncle Bald.
11:42If you had jumped on your own, it wouldn't have hurt so much.
11:45But let's talk to him and see what he has to say.
11:47Should I make you bald or what?
11:49No, leave it, leave it.
11:50Oh, what a package you have, pirate!
11:51Oh! What are you looking at? You liked them, didn't you? Did you like them?
11:54Do you want me to tell them something from you?
11:56Do you have to do anything to make them fall in love with you?
11:59And please don't let him be a bald man.
12:01Come on, do something, come on.
12:02What can you do that's special?
12:05Look, you know how to touch your ear with your hand from behind.
12:08That's very helpful.
12:10And you also know how to make the little face.
12:12Wow! Is this what makes them fall in love with you?
12:14Sure!
12:14And this is the test most hated by animal rights activists.
12:19The Chinese hunter!
12:21Here the contestants have to shoot some friendly animals until they take off their heads.
12:27Well, it sounds a bit harsh, but animals are fake.
12:30People go inside and the thing about the head...
12:33The thing about the head is true.
12:34It must be torn out.
12:35This contestant has to hunt down none other than the king of the jungle.
12:40And we don't know which jungle he is king of, but we've been told he is king.
12:44It must be very sad the jungle of which this one is king.
12:47Come on, I don't even want to imagine the other animals.
12:51Well, don't imagine that you're going to see them now.
12:53And you tell me if they are sad or not.
12:55He failed to tear off its head, which means it's off to the losers' cage.
13:00There are other losers in this cage from when we did the test two weeks ago,
13:04that we forgot to take them out.
13:06Although they are so happy there, because that cage is much more comfortable.
13:11and cheaper than most apartments today.
13:14And this contestant will have to aim mercilessly at the friendly squirrel.
13:19The friendly squirrel has become nervous and has lost his mind all on his own.
13:24But that's no good, he has to tear it away from the contestant.
13:27So get up, squirrel, they have to separate your face from the trunk.
13:31My goodness, how much cruelty to one little animal.
13:36Well, the little squirrel was lucky, because the contestant is one of those who doesn't know the meaning of the word "aim."
13:42The squirrel escapes and the contestant will have to live the rest of his days in the losers' cage.
13:48Where he is accompanied by Paco and Juanito, who are currently working several jobs.
13:52They collaborate not in one, but in two tests.
13:54And best of all, for the same price.
13:56This girl told us that she didn't want to participate in this test because she really likes pets.
14:03Yes, she has a pet at home, specifically her boyfriend, whom, like a good owner, she feeds and takes for walks every day.
14:11Oh, and here you'll have to dismember the adorable giraffe.
14:15I don't think I would be able to hurt such a beautiful animal.
14:19Oh, this one has gotten excited and wants to smash the giraffe with balls.
14:25And there she is, the one who was against animal abuse. She's left the giraffe headless.
14:31Oh my goodness, we've created a monster. Let the groom get ready!
14:34This kid thought he was in a fall test and almost landed.
14:39The fearsome big bad wolf. Don't have mercy on him, he ate the poor little old lady.
14:44The contestant thinks that if he doesn't kill him, he'll eat him too.
14:49So he shoots him mercilessly, albeit with an aim far removed from Dirty Harry's.
14:55The thing is, the contestants are very good at targeting to receive, but when you put them to shooting, they get lost and can't find each other.
15:03And the big bad wolf is giving him every opportunity to hit him.
15:07But not even with that, huh? Not even with that.
15:11Well, look, at least the big bad wolf doesn't get away with it. He takes something home.
15:16And with all due merit, the contestant has to enter the losers' cage.
15:24If you shout, shout, it won't do you any good.
15:30Meanwhile, elsewhere, attacks and itches his back.
15:33But hey, aren't you capable of killing a wolf? And if one day one attacks you on the street, what are you going to do, huh? What?
15:38I would dance for him.
15:40Oh yeah, let's see how you do it. Come on, everyone clap and dance with him.
15:48This idiot's friends have written messages of encouragement on his back to help him go far.
15:53For example, "Cheer up and go far." It wasn't very original among friends.
15:58And he has to hunt that little lion.
16:01Well, it seems the encouraging messages have helped him, because he got it right the first time.
16:08And now there are only 44 contestants left standing, who are happier than if they were going to a rave.
16:13Hello! It's already dark. And even though the light is dim, you can still see how handsome I am.
16:18You have to participate in the oriental jokes contest.
16:21Send your joke to humoramarillo@4.com.
16:25Come on, the winner can have dinner with me.
16:28Please let the winner be a girl.
16:29I don't want to have dinner with a boy.
16:31Then I have a really bad time. I don't know what to talk to him about or anything.
16:35Night has fallen on the studios of yellow humor in three songs.
16:39And it begins...
16:40The killer mushroom!
16:42A mushroom that, if taken at night, can give you nightmares.
16:47Well, that and if you pick it up at night, since they can't see anything, it's very easy to fall into the water.
16:52That's why we're going to give you some very important advice.
16:54If you drink, don't drive mushrooms.
16:58This guy was wearing camouflage so we wouldn't see him.
17:01But in reality he's the one who can't see anything, because he left his glasses at home.
17:05And of course, this is what happens with glasses.
17:07You end up hooking up with a girl you thought was a model, but nothing could be further from the truth.
17:12This one is the brother of the previous one. It came with the same camouflage suit.
17:17And it ended the same way, taking a nice bath in the starlight.
17:24Look, the mushroom looks like it's grown legs. How funny!
17:27Well yes, what a funny guy, yes.
17:30And telling jokes must be a blast.
17:32As we have seen, holding onto the mushroom was not difficult for him,
17:36let's set the speed to two for...
17:42Well, look, he got two for one.
17:43He's angry because we cheated and wants to pass the test at all costs.
17:48Yes, hit General Tani, he's a smart guy.
17:51He comes painted like the Indian Jerome.
17:53He says that these paintings make the spirits bring him good luck.
17:57But let's talk to the contestant's defender.
18:00How was the contest? Did you like it?
18:02Yeah.
18:02It's very pretty, isn't it?
18:03Yeah.
18:04And at night?
18:04There are more knocks at night, of course.
18:07And how are you seeing the 24 hours of a yellow wall?
18:09Well right now I'm a little crushed, I feel like I have water on my head.
18:14and that doesn't let me think.
18:15A piece of advice, come on.
18:16Go for it!
18:18That we have been there in the early morning and are in the hamburgers at night.
18:22If the zamburguesas are already terrible during the day, I can't tell you anything at night,
18:26you don't even know where the hamburger is.
18:29Another drawback of doing it at night is that the water seems cleaner,
18:33but it isn't.
18:34And of course, the contestants might feel like taking a bath, but I wouldn't be there much.
18:39time in that water.
18:40This is an animal of the night.
18:42He parties so much at night that he no longer remembers the last time he saw the light.
18:46of the sun.
18:47And of course, that's playing with an advantage.
18:49At night all cats are gray.
18:51And all the contestants are more useless than they are during the day.
18:57This one, for example, has grown a Gasol-style beard.
19:00But you call that a beard, but it has four hairs.
19:03Well, now all four hairs are wet.
19:06And pay attention, because the idol of many young girls is coming.
19:11Yes, judging by the way they screamed when they saw him, he must be an idol there, although here he is simply
19:15a contestant who has fallen into the water.
19:19How are you, teen idol?
19:21Apart from wet, of course.
19:23Are you going to say something or are you just going to keep smiling at the fool the whole time?
19:27What did you say that I didn't hear?
19:30Look, I'm tired of talking to myself.
19:32It's just that all you young girl idols are just as stupid, right?
19:35I'm not stupid.
19:37So what are you? Let's see.
19:39A nice guy!
19:41Of course, how are young people today to have idols like you?
19:45And this contestant told us that you have to have faith to pass the test.
19:49Well, you have to have faith, you have to be very lucky, and you have to do some counter-traps.
19:54And the girl in the striped shirt says she's so thin that even if she steps on a hamburger
19:59bad, it won't go into the water.
20:02See if your scale is off because you weren't that thin, okay?
20:08Do you remember this moment?
20:10Come on, cheer up! Jump! Nothing's going to happen to you!
20:14Come on, that was nothing! You tripped all by yourself!
20:19Well, if you don't remember, don't worry.
20:23Come on, on three! Grab the stick and jump!
20:26This is all under control!
20:31Soon...
20:31Come on! That whole thing about them hurting each other here is all a lie! Jump!
20:40Oh! I didn't say anything, did I?
20:42You jumped because you wanted to!
20:44The pain ranking
20:46Woof, woof, woof! Hello, friends! I'm Chino DJ!
20:50Welcome to the yellow humor karaoke test!
20:53We're going to have a great time and laugh so much!
20:56Because if it's already fun to hear someone sing badly in Spanish...
21:00Wait until you hear them sing in Japanese! It's hilarious!
21:04And let's give a big round of applause to the first contestant!
21:07Woof, woof, woof!
21:08The operation of this test is very simple.
21:11You'll have to sing.
21:12If you do it wrong, two gangsters in black will throw you out on the street without mercy.
21:17The song the girl played was one by Julio Iglesias.
21:20But which one?
21:22The truth is the same, they are all the same.
21:26Well, it takes a while until the lyrics start. These are the bars of Welcome.
21:31The girl complains. She's a fan of Enrique Iglesias, not his father.
21:44And besides, she's very nervous. With a Chinese DJ on her side, she's all right.
21:51It seems he's lost. Well, he's already lost from the beginning of the song.
21:56It seems the jury's already made up their minds about what to do with it.
21:59It's that, of course, ruining a classic...
22:03Look how he screams now! He could have put that much effort into singing that song.
22:07Poor thing, they throw her out of the bar as if she had started a fight.
22:10He has done something worse, he has sung.
22:12And we welcome the next contestant who comes dressed as Indurain, with the yellow mayota and everything.
22:18The song that needs to be loaded is...
22:21...Yesterday, by the Beatles.
22:26But what does the wretch do if that isn't Yesterday?
22:29And like any good vitae, the maniac, the mobster, asks to be thrown out of the bar right now.
22:39More than an expulsion, he deserves a beating, for what he did with that legendary song.
22:44And on top of that, the guy is laughing his head off, thinking, how funny I am, how well I sing.
22:48Look at my eyes! Don't do it again, okay! Don't do it again!
22:57And while these two continue clapping, as if it had nothing to do with them.
23:02And here comes a very shy contestant, who wants to overcome his shyness by singing karaoke.
23:06The shy contestant had to sing Verano Azul, in the Japanese version.
23:12But Verano Azul didn't have lyrics.
23:14That's why they screwed the poor guy, between the fact that he's shy and the fact that the song has no lyrics, they've annoyed him.
23:20And the mobster, who was one of those who whistled the tune on his bicycle, is about to rudely throw him out of the bar.
23:33But the guy doesn't even flinch.
23:38But start now, man, start, begin.
23:41And even though they give him that report, because he's remembering an episode of Verano Azul that he found very funny, the one about Bea's period.
23:47And here comes Chinese Cudeiro, who is playing the joker today, pretending he made a mistake.
23:52For that alone he has already earned a good slap.
23:58Chino Cudeiro was chosen to sing "Ni tú ni nadie" by Alaska, a well-known hit from the 80s.
24:05Look how animated he looks, not only is he going to sing, but he's also going to do a choreography.
24:09Like that Chinese Cudeiro.
24:11Come on, Chino, you're the next Bisbal.
24:17The truth is that he doesn't sing much, but he dances wonderfully.
24:31It seems like you're having trouble remembering the lyrics.
24:34Cheer up, Chinese, you can remember it, you're the best!
24:37But don't throw it away, it's the funniest thing, man.
24:40Don't hit the poor Chinese Cudeiro!
24:48But have a little respect, he's a legend on this show.
24:51No! You've killed the Chinese Cudeiro!
24:54No, they didn't kill him, they just expelled him.
24:56No, they killed him, because they broke his heart by throwing him like that.
24:59And we come to the test that Harrison Ford will never participate in.
25:06Indiana Cudeiro and the Temple of Doom.
25:08The contestants will have to climb a slope, dodging the giant stones thrown at them by Takeshi's henchmen.
25:15Well, it's already dawn, and the first contestant arrives, a little sleepy, very tired, and so hungry he'll eat stones.
25:23He resists the temptation to eat the first stone, but hunger is pressing, and with the second he can't take it anymore, and he says, come on, go inside.
25:35Well, nothing to repeat, well look, here comes another one, second course, and dessert.
25:42This contestant never wanted to be an adventurer, because she doesn't like adventures.
25:48He says he is quite faithful, that he is happy with his partner.
25:53Well, he certainly likes adventures, but it's not enough to ruin the scenery.
25:58And the faithful girl is going to try one of the new features of today's test.
26:01If you stay in a hiding place too long, you get kicked out.
26:05So you don't have to spend all day there, otherwise the test will lose its fun.
26:08Do you think you can stay stuck in your parents' house all your life? No, no.
26:12And let's read some of the emails we received at humoramarilloarroba4.com
26:17Many people, like Marta Pons, have told us they want to come and compete in Humor Amarillo.
26:23But that's complicated if you're not Japanese and if you don't have a time machine.
26:28Besides, dear Marta, what need do you have to come here and smash your face when you're so comfortable at home?
26:33Berserkiris sends us an email saying, I really like the voice actors, especially the girl.
26:40Let's see, Berserkiris, either one of two things, you've been watching the wrong program, or your hearing is damaged after hearing the Chinese singing karaoke.
26:49Well, for anything, humoramarilloarroba4.com
26:52Well, anything but asking for money, eh?
26:56This girl has a sad story behind her.
26:59One of Takeshi's henchmen asked her out, and she told him she would come in.
27:05The girl thought that being Takeshi's henchman was not a job with a future, that she wanted someone better.
27:11From that day on, Takeshi's henchman has it in for him.
27:15And the girl can't think of anything better to fix things than to come and compete in the yellow humor contest.
27:21And there is the humiliated boy.
27:23Oh my goodness! What a stone!
27:25This guy can't take no for an answer.
27:29This contestant is dangerous, so Pinky Winky says don't show him any mercy.
27:36They throw more stones at him than usual.
27:38They close all the holes to hide.
27:48The stones hit with such force that they almost broke the camera.
27:53They insult him from above, from the castle, calling him very ugly things in Japanese.
28:01They try to tear his head off by all means.
28:04Takeshi's henchmen give him dirty looks.
28:09That's tough, huh?
28:11They are already going too far.
28:12Everything from before is fine, but looking at it the wrong way...
28:15And finally they make him fail the test.
28:17And what's worse, losing your shoe.
28:20This contestant, who almost died when the sun came up, was seen as so stupid that they let him go for a while without throwing stones at him.
28:26Sure, but don't leave it too long.
28:31Let's see if he passes the test.
28:33Let's see if what he's doing is playing dumb, but in reality the guy is very clever.
28:41Pinky Winky can be fooled by anything, I warn you.
28:45And the fool, who was quite clever, managed to pass the test.
28:48Yes, friends, the time has come.
28:52Let's watch Takeshi's Castle Bumper Car Test.
28:56Finally, we'll be able to enjoy this spectacular event in its entirety.
29:00Let's see if the contestants defeat Takeshi.
29:03Oh, oh, we're getting to 8 in the morning.
29:05And that hour will be fulfilled in 24 hours of program and will end automatically.
29:09Well, today wasn't possible, but maybe another day.
29:17Now we have to say goodbye until tomorrow.
29:19And on your screens you can see the names of the contestants
29:22and next to it the number of members of their body that they lost in these 24 hours of yellow humor.
29:28But can you lose so many limbs and still be alive?
29:31Well, that's the bad news, there are some who didn't survive.
29:34But hey, heaven is also very nice.
29:37Tomorrow is Father's Day, and at Humor Amarillo we want to celebrate with a special Fathers and Sons episode.
29:42You'll never be able to say you've seen everything on TV if you don't watch this show.
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