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00:00Today in Yellow Humor
00:02Admire the skill of the burger jumpers
00:05Marvel at the sumo wrestling
00:08Enjoy the hits from Nakasone's cannons
00:11And be amazed by the new test we have prepared for you today.
00:15All that and much more, much, much more in...
00:18Yellow Humor!
00:22And the Takeshi Castle Bumper Car Battle Begins
00:26Three contestants have made it to the end
00:28Will they manage to win?
00:30Wait a minute Mario, stop the video, stop it.
00:32Mario, you can't start telling the story from the end.
00:35You have to start from the beginning
00:37You know what I'm telling you?
00:39Ah, of course, from the beginning
00:41Well...
00:42Yes, because otherwise people wouldn't find out.
00:44Well, it all started when I made some models to explain to you what the tests consisted of.
00:49Do you remember?
00:50I'm not saying the beginning of time, I'm saying the beginning of this program.
00:54Ah, okay, so it started when General Tani said
00:57Piltrasillas, as the end of the program has already been revealed to us
01:00You know that only three will reach the end
01:03And the others to the hospital
01:04You don't care, right?
01:07These are the contestants I like
01:09They are more eager to punch than to pass the contest.
01:11Wait a minute, I've seen one that has driven me crazy.
01:14The contestant who has left General Tani crazy is that one dressed as a carnival queen.
01:19She could not be the carnival queen at the time and it was said
01:22Well, in a monomarine I'm going to be queen
01:23And right next to it are the butaneras
01:25They don't just distribute butane, but also joy.
01:27Happiness?
01:28Well, if you say so, but I've seen them a little dry.
01:31But today's star is that guy who wants to be prime minister.
01:35And he's going to give us a speech to prove it.
01:38Come on, here I go
01:40Pay attention, eh?
01:42If you vote for me, I'll lower your taxes.
01:45And also, I will lower the floors for you
01:49You will all live in a low
01:51And I'll give you a hiccup too.
01:52And what more do you want?
01:54Come on everyone, I'm for president.
01:56That's all a lie, man.
01:58Well, well, what a genius the gas stations have.
02:02And after this public lynching
02:05Let's stop the nonsense.
02:07And let's start with what matters
02:08The blows
02:09To the!
02:11Let's get to it!
02:25Oh, oh, oh!
02:25How I love to step in puddles!
02:27Hello!
02:27I'm Pepe from Visto en Segundo
02:29And it is often falling today.
02:30It's pouring down here like a charm
02:32But I, since I have this super cool umbrella
02:34I don't care
02:35Many people have told me that it is a bit of a girl
02:38But I like it
02:38Maybe I have a very pronounced feminine side.
02:41Pirate!
02:46And here come the contestants
02:48Many of them are going to catch a pretty bad cold.
02:51But hey, that will be the least of your problems.
02:53A cold, that's nothing compared to the skull fracture that awaits them today.
02:59Let's see what the carnival queen is doing.
03:01If you're going to help the contestants like that, it's better not to help at all.
03:04And look where half of the queen's costume has gone.
03:08Oh, to the mud!
03:09You can't come dressed like that, man.
03:11Man, in general you shouldn't dress like that anywhere.
03:15Look, the gas stations stand out a lot among the other contestants.
03:18That's what the butane color has
03:20How very pretty it is not?
03:21But highlighting, highlighting is a pleasure
03:24And what a great idea the gas stations had to get over the wall.
03:27They have made the human mountain
03:29Are you sure they've seen the previous programs?
03:32And you, lying down carefully, it hurts
03:35If it's true, I don't know if they are deaf or if they are just that dumb.
03:39The second rather
03:40And there we have the queen helping another contestant
03:43She won't pass, but she'll give everyone a hand.
03:47She is a classy queen, like the one in England more or less.
03:50Oh, how that girl screams! We better not interview her, or she'll do something to us.
03:55Here we have an example of a couple who love each other
03:58And here is the example of a queen who is very alone.
04:01But let's talk to her, I'm curious.
04:07Come on, queen! You can do it! You're a queen, man!
04:10She's a queen, but with all the mud she's carrying around, you wouldn't say so.
04:14There are contestants who are very happy when they overcome the wall.
04:17I don't know if he was happy or if the water was freezing.
04:21And here we have another couple, but as you will see soon
04:27It is not as united as the previous one
04:29No, the girl left him as soon as she could.
04:31And pay attention to this contestant, who just thinks she has passed the test
04:34It gets stuck in the mud
04:37But trapped, trapped, huh?
04:40How did your dress turn out, queen?
04:43You have lost your crown, your beauty and your dignity
04:45Do you have anything left to lose?
04:47Well, virginity
04:48Wow, I'm not surprised, with that face you're wearing?
04:51No, but when I wash myself you'll see how cute I am.
04:54I'm very good
04:54Hey, what happened to the mud girl?
04:57Well, look, a boy went to help her.
04:59And boy did it help her.
05:00The girl managed to get out of the mud in the end.
05:03But the guy did it because the girl liked him, right?
05:06Man, you see, I'm going to do it for the love of clay.
05:08And the guy got it.
05:10He pulled her out of the mud
05:11And when she left
05:12An unpleasant surprise awaited him.
05:15Oh, what a sad story.
05:18I'm in tears here.
05:21Well, now you're going to jump out laughing because it's coming
05:24The Labyrinth of the Chinotaur, right?
05:26Yes, it's Paco Peluca and his plastic chain
05:28Indeed, it is Juanito Calvici and his constipated face.
05:32And as Takeshi said, this is
05:34The Labyrinth of the Chinotaur
05:36The test in which...
05:38Well, why explain it to him if the cartoons do it better than us?
05:41And they are also very cool
05:42Did you know they are made by Pixar?
05:44No, who is Pixar?
05:45I'll tell you another day.
05:46Now the test is going to begin
05:47The first contestant is this girl
05:52The one who can't fit even a speck of mud on her body
05:54From her appearance it might seem that she is dedicated to female mud wrestling.
05:59But nothing could be further from the truth.
06:01She is a potter
06:02And of course, it always goes a little stained
06:04That's why we thought Paco and Juanito should give him a bath in the pool.
06:08But not to eliminate it, no.
06:10But to leave the woman clean
06:12Man, the water is so dirty.
06:14It doesn't leave you very clean.
06:16Before leaving, his mother put on his raincoat.
06:18Because he saw that it was raining a lot
06:20And he told him
06:21Be careful son, it's raining a lot.
06:23Let's see if you're going to get wet
06:25Well, in the labyrinth
06:26There is always a great possibility
06:27That you end up soaked up to the top
06:29The boy in the raincoat was quickly detected.
06:33And he is beaten mercilessly
06:35Shout
06:35No, please, my mother told me not to get wet.
06:38And of course, when he mentions his mother
06:40The monsters take pity on him
06:42Because they also have a mother
06:43Even if you don't know her
06:45There are contestants who are not even worth commenting on.
06:47Like this
06:48We better talk about the weather
06:50Well, it seems that it's clearing up.
06:51I don't know, eh
06:52That time is very treacherous
06:54Wow, he's already jumped into the water.
06:55You see?
06:56Much better to talk about the weather
06:57What to comment on his play
07:00The next contestant told us
07:01Who is in love with the first square in particular
07:04And that's why it's so hard for him to leave her.
07:07And when he left her he almost killed himself.
07:09But now we see that he is a contestant
07:12Much smarter than we thought
07:13I would say no.
07:15That came out of luck
07:17But come on, if you say so
07:18This contestant is going to show us
07:20What if they catch you in the initial square?
07:22Well, you're really doing badly.
07:24Of course, and you take it worse
07:26If you throw yourself back on your own
07:28And when you jump into the water alone
07:30Like Paco and Juanito
07:31They have done nothing
07:31Well at least they make fun of you
07:33This kid's favorite phrase is
07:36Better accompanied than alone
07:38He is one of those who think
07:40That life alone
07:41It has no interest
07:42And he's a little desperate
07:43Because he has been single for a long time
07:45So think
07:46Come on, with the same charge
07:48If it also has its point
07:49And he takes a dip with it
07:51This may be the beginning
07:52From a beautiful friendship
07:53And the kid is very happy.
07:55Because he has finally found
07:56To your better half
07:57Oh, it seems that Juanito likes it too.
07:59How to hug
08:00Oh, how sweet!
08:01And the kid liked it too.
08:04And let us remember that today, finally
08:07And after announcing it in 20 programs or so
08:09We will be able to see the bumper car test
08:12Yes sir, you're going to freak out.
08:13You're going to hallucinate
08:14You're going to turn on yourselves
08:16We can only tell you that the wait has been worth it.
08:19And good things always take time to arrive.
08:22A bit
08:23And the bad ones come right away
08:24As that kid just demonstrated
08:26This girl is not that scared
08:28It's a real gypsy.
08:29He does not dare to enter the labyrinth
08:32And he asks General Tani for help.
08:35Which kindly tells him
08:37Come inside
08:37And the girl as soon as she sees the bald man inside
08:40He backs down
08:41Juanito could have hidden himself a little.
08:43But place your bets at home
08:45This girl will pass or as everything indicates
08:48It will go into the water
08:49Bet, bet
08:50Well, don't bet anymore.
08:51Oh, it fell into the water
08:53Poor thing
08:55Let's interview her
08:56What's up, cowardly girl?
08:58I want a man!
08:59I want a man!
09:01Myself, right?
09:02Not you, fool.
09:03Well, teach something.
09:04Let's see if you can attract men like this.
09:05Very good
09:06They're sure to come in packs now.
09:08And with the repetition of the beautiful love story of Juanito and the single contestant
09:14We reached the end of the Chilotauro's labyrinth
09:16And after this, what happened, Mario?
09:19Tell me about it
09:19That the contestants arrived at a very cool test
09:22With great pleasure
09:23Do you know which one it is?
09:25It's a super cool test
09:26Yes, man, yes, I remember now.
09:28It's the one where you have to face five guys, right?
09:31You might have to fight with this lady.
09:33Or maybe you have to fight Pinky Winky.
09:36Or you can also fight with this one, with the coffee bean
09:40Or with the one with dyed hair
09:42Or with this one, with the eighties girl
09:45That is a little outdated
09:47Yes, that proof is there, yes
09:49But let's go with the draw
09:50The color of the ball will decide which fighter the contestants will face.
09:54And this one has brought out the lady's color
09:56He is the Ronaldo of the sumo team.
09:59He is the most respected player and the fattest too.
10:02The preparations take a long time
10:04Longer than the fight will last, it seems to me.
10:07That happens a lot in Sumo.
10:09Well, it seems that the lady is feeling a little sorry for eliminating the contestant so quickly.
10:13But think, come on, you're already taking too long.
10:15Go on, fuck off.
10:17Did you like Taquesí?
10:18Not bad, not bad
10:19What am I like?
10:20Silly
10:21But don't take it the wrong way.
10:23No, the next one is even dumber, you'll see.
10:26This girl with great effort gets green color
10:30The color of hope
10:31Here is the color that takes you straight to the eighties girl
10:34He never wanted to accept that the eighties were over.
10:37And he has no compassion for the contestant and defeats her without mercy.
10:42Like Rocky Balboa did with Mr. T in Rocky 3, his favorite movie
10:46The truth is that the hair has a Mr. T look.
10:48And this girl who goes through life happily brings out the color red
10:53The color of passion and coffee beans
10:55He is a fighter who arouses great passions.
10:58He already has his fan club and everything.
11:00Well, that was for the fights he won.
11:02Because at the moment they are zero
11:04Well, he'll win one day.
11:06There is no need to put pressure on the poor coffee bean either.
11:08Well, I think I'll win someday.
11:10And this boy takes out the color of bad luck, yellow
11:13Bad luck gives
11:14Why have to face Pinky Winky?
11:16It's the saddest thing that can happen to you.
11:18Prepare for the most ridiculous fight in history
11:21Pinky Winky, show not guaranteed
11:24But a super painful fight, I'll sign it for you now.
11:26Pinky Winky is another one who has a fan club
11:29And that is a case for Iker Jiménez.
11:31By the way, have you lost or won?
11:33Oh, what a mess!
11:35Takeshi, Michael Robinson-style, is analyzing the fight
11:39But there is nothing to analyze
11:41The next contestant is a girl who is very worried.
11:44And he takes out the faded blue ball
11:48Which takes her straight to the bottle blonde
11:51It's a little faded too.
11:53Because all of his black roots are already visible.
11:55And despite being bottle blonde
11:57And having a beer belly that had to be looked at
12:00The guy is very respectful with women
12:03That's why he tries to eliminate it without hurting it.
12:06And the aunt helps him by throwing herself on the floor and eliminating herself.
12:10But he is a gentleman and lifts her up
12:12Although in a somewhat abrupt way, yes.
12:14And pay attention because the fool takes out the green ball
12:19What does the eighties girl take?
12:21And the fool takes rice and throws it away while thinking
12:25Why are we throwing away rice if this isn't a wedding?
12:27Well, the fool is not doing it wrong.
12:31And he won, he doesn't know how, when, or why.
12:35But he won
12:36And pay attention to the next contestant
12:42This girl, the gas station attendant, has taken out
12:45Pinky Winky's color is yellow
12:47I think one Pinky fight a day is enough.
12:50But hey, we'll take it as best we can.
12:52And the guy was so happy to put on a pitiful double show today.
12:56Well, maybe it's not so sad.
12:58Man, it's not really that bad.
13:01It is pathetic, ridiculous, shameful, humiliating, degrading
13:06And I've run out of adjectives
13:09Sad, you were missing sad
13:11And in a show of support, Pinky wins the girl
13:15And the guy thinks he's Mike Tyson with that.
13:17Look, the girl doesn't even know what happened.
13:19She is shocked
13:21It is to be
13:22Come on, let's interview her, let's see what she tells us.
13:25The girl
13:26How are you?
13:27How are you? How are you?
13:29Do you think these are ways of behaving with a lady?
13:31I shit on!
13:32Pinky Winky, get ready
13:33Because we're going to come to your house to fuck you.
13:35Come on!
13:36And the final fight takes us to the blonde bottle
13:39Hey, you know I'm looking at the clock.
13:42And we go a little longer
13:43Yes it's true
13:44Come on, bottle blonde
13:45Hurry up and eliminate this guy.
13:47Go on, give yourself some shine
13:48Come on, get rid of it quickly.
13:50Quick, eh, quick
13:52Thanks, man.
13:54We owe you one
13:54Yes, we will buy you a dye.
13:56What do you need?
13:58Or if not, a hat
13:59To cover your head
14:00Do you remember when you were little?
14:03After it rained we would hit the trees like this
14:05To wet other children?
14:07I was such a big one, I told them.
14:08Get under there for a moment
14:09And he soaked them all over
14:10But it was super funny
14:12And now I still am
14:13TRUE?
14:14Isn't that right?
14:15Yes, I'm horny
14:16And we arrived at the killer mushroom
14:20A mushroom that makes you dizzy
14:21And not because it is hallucinogenic
14:23But because it goes around a lot
14:25There is a rule of this test that needs to be explained.
14:27It seems that it is not very clear
14:29Let's see
14:30You pass this phase
14:31If you reach the platform
14:33And you stay in it
14:34Any other variant is useless.
14:36For example
14:37This has arrived
14:38And he fell into the water
14:39I mean
14:40That is eliminated
14:41On the other hand, he deserves it.
14:43Because look how stupid he is
14:44Yes, come up now, ready
14:45This contestant has complained
14:47Because he preferred to participate
14:48In the zamburgers
14:49And not in the mushroom
14:50The same
14:51Dan, both would have ended up in the water
14:52The next one
14:54He is not afraid of falling into the water
14:56Because he knows how to swim
14:58What nonsense
14:59If anyone stands here
15:01Yes, but since he knows how to swim
15:04He's going to give us a demonstration.
15:05Look at that style of crawl
15:07This contestant is exemplary
15:09It holds on well to the mushroom
15:10Withstand their attacks better
15:12Resist like a lion
15:14But there is always a but
15:16He had to take off his glasses
15:18To climb the mushroom
15:19And he sees nothing
15:19That's why he went too far.
15:21From the platform
15:22And this is the brother of the previous one
15:24It is also exemplary
15:25It holds on wonderfully
15:27It resists magnificently
15:29It holds up very well, but...
15:31His hand is stuck
15:32To the mushroom hole
15:33And it has not been possible to let go
15:35At the end the model contestants
15:37They are not so exemplary
15:38This girl is quite useless.
15:41They let him use the rope
15:42To hang clothes
15:43To grab onto the mushroom
15:44With rope and everything
15:45He almost fell
15:46Before you start
15:47And General Tani
15:48He had to help him
15:49And think
15:50My goodness
15:50How little this will last
15:52And General Tani
15:53Who knows a lot about these things
15:55Hit the mark
15:56He was not wrong
15:58This contestant
16:00This contestant has given us
16:00A perfect example
16:01How to grab the mushroom
16:04And he has given us another perfect example
16:07How to fall into the water
16:08By the face of this
16:11Nobody would give a good thing for it
16:13I would definitely bet on Madrid.
16:15As league champion
16:16Before betting on him
16:17What a surprise!
16:20It has happened
16:20Although he almost fell
16:22He doesn't even believe it himself.
16:24He runs to tell his family
16:25And to the other 41 contestants
16:28That they have passed the test
16:29Hello
16:30I'm here behind
16:31Do you want to see me?
16:32Wait, I'll come closer.
16:33And you want to see Spaniards?
16:34Dressed as contestants?
16:36Well, look
16:36Look at them
16:37Go on
16:38What a pleasure it is giving me
16:39This tree
16:39Between the legs
16:40And our next test is
16:43The zamburguesas
16:44By the way
16:45Let's do some advertising
16:46From the first restaurant
16:47Fast food
16:48Of scallops
16:50Zamburger chin
16:51For two double slaws with cheese
16:53We give you a little doll
16:54From the Chinese cudeiro
16:55It does not exist yet
16:56But here it would be good
16:57I was sure I would go
16:58After drying, of course
17:00This girl wouldn't go to the zamburger chin
17:02Because he wants to take care of his figure
17:03Well, but look
17:04At least he ate.
17:05An accidental zamburguesa
17:07Well, whether intentionally or unintentionally
17:08Because he went straight for her
17:09Liar!
17:11I want to go to the zamburger chin!
17:16I don't know what I'm laughing at, man.
17:18Hey, it looks like you have
17:20A little ketchup
17:21There on the chin
17:22Oh, silly!
17:25Liar!
17:26Here, ketchup
17:26What a dirty aunt!
17:28Oh my goodness!
17:29And here comes the flowerpot contestant
17:30With the plant on the head
17:31And that's what happened, Takeshi
17:34Then came the test of
17:35One, two, three
17:36The Japanese hide-and-seek
17:38That it was a new test
17:39Very bad, Mario
17:40We can't do that.
17:41First you have to finish
17:42From seeing the zamburguesas
17:43Whole!
17:44Ah, whole!
17:45You want to see them all, right?
17:46Well, here we go again.
17:47And this is the contestant flowerpot
17:49That a twig has already grown on his head
17:51And it has been eliminated
17:53But what did you expect from a guy?
17:55What is the name of the contestant flowerpot?
17:56This is a film specialist
17:58And he knows how to make very good falls
18:00Maybe a little overacted
18:03But well, the fall has been good
18:05Mario was impressed
18:07For how well the kid has done
18:08He is the brother of the flowerpot boy
18:10Although its branch is a little withered
18:12And why did he jump those jumps?
18:15Why was he jumping around like that?
18:16Why is he a flowerpot man?
18:18Why are the contestants so geeky?
18:20We have so many questions
18:21And so few answers
18:23Look, he's one of the butaneras team
18:25I thought they were all eliminated already.
18:27Well, at least this one is.
18:29And with those glasses
18:31I saw something
18:31If they are fogged up
18:33And let us receive with a loud ovation
18:35To the pathetic contestant of the day
18:38Very good
18:40It has not disappointed us at all
18:42The pathetic contestants
18:44They are always a guarantee
18:46Let's see what they tell me.
18:48We have breaking news.
18:50Please read it.
18:51Come on, read it
18:51Yellow humor finally ends today
18:53The bumper car test
18:55But we already knew that.
18:56It's that boy we have
18:58By journalist Clark Kent
18:59He doesn't understand anything
19:01He's always in the clouds
19:02Competing would be something like this
19:04He would take a careful bath
19:05And this one comes trotting, trotting
19:08Happy with life
19:09With the tracksuit that the Chinese Cudeiro wore
19:11In the afterlife
19:12And despite being eliminated
19:14Happiness does not abandon her
19:15Maybe he's remembering
19:16From a very good joke
19:17This one comes like a bullet
19:19Ready to break a record
19:20Unfortunately
19:22Has not surpassed the record
19:23By Gazelle Thompson
19:24It's that the Gazelle
19:25It's a lot of Gazelle
19:26What a race he had!
19:28And without doping, eh?
19:29Well, at least
19:30That's what he said
19:31And with this last contestant
19:33We reach the exciting finale
19:35About hamburgers
19:36And we move on to the most complete test
19:39In a yellow mood
19:39The death squad
19:41It's like a pinball game.
19:42Lifetime
19:43But with a contestant
19:44Stuck inside the ball
19:46A contestant who rolls
19:48Suffer
19:48Gets dizzy
19:49He writhes in pain
19:50Vomits
19:50And that at the end of the test
19:51You won't even know where you are
19:53The classics without drinking from drunkenness
19:55But without alcohol, of course.
19:56Come on, I'll say it.
19:57I like Pinky Winky
19:59The Giant Samurai
20:01Help roll
20:03To this Pinky lover
20:04And the contestant
20:06That's the only reason he came
20:07It's to get an appointment
20:09With Pinky Winky
20:09He realizes
20:10As it rolls
20:11That I see naturally
20:13Pinky is not that handsome
20:14Man, I know that about taste
20:16There is nothing written
20:17But you like Pinky
20:18It's not normal, huh?
20:19Well, the guy had thought
20:21What if Pinky said no?
20:22I would ask the coffee bean
20:24He throws everything at her
20:25Whether it's meat or coffee
20:26What a sick man
20:27Let's relax
20:28Reading some of the emails
20:29That they arrive at
20:30Humoramarillo
20:31Arroba4.com
20:32Let's see
20:33Alejandro Paredes
20:34From Badajoz
20:35He wants to know who Fernando is.
20:36And who is Paco?
20:37I am Paco
20:38No, it's me, Paco.
20:39You are Fernando
20:40Oh, I'm always confused.
20:41So I am Fernando
20:43And you?
20:44Who are you?
20:44Shake hands
20:45Many spectators
20:46Like David Lozano
20:47They want us to have
20:48Yellow Humor
20:49Every day
20:50Every day?
20:51Wow, what a great job!
20:52Take it away, take it away
20:53It's that I
20:54Tuesdays and Thursdays
20:55Can't
20:55I have a doctor
20:56And we continue with the test
20:57To get this poor girl into the ball
20:58We had to use Vaseline
21:00Because it didn't fit
21:01Oh, how many times have I heard that phrase?
21:04And in the end it enters
21:05Yes, come in.
21:06This test produces side effects
21:08Like amnesia
21:09And believe yourself to be someone else
21:10Let's check it out
21:12Who do you say I am?
21:14What am I doing dressed like that?
21:15Whose helmet is this?
21:17Who are you?
21:20Why is everyone touching me?
21:23Hey, I'm going to do something for you.
21:24Have you won the test?
21:25Oh, how nice!
21:26What have I won?
21:27What have I won?
21:28I have won
21:29I have won
21:29And what came next
21:32Takishi was very good
21:33The new test I told you about before
21:34One, two, three
21:35Japanese hide and seek
21:36And how is that?
21:38We explain it
21:39If you played hide and seek as a child
21:41I will know how it works
21:43But if you only played the spectrum
21:45We don't tell each other what it's about
21:46A guy counts facing the wall
21:48One, two, three
21:49Japanese hide and seek
21:51And when he finishes counting
21:52It turns
21:53And whoever catches moving
21:54Like three now
21:55He is eliminated
21:56For greater enjoyment of the test
21:58Let's translate exactly
22:00What they say here
22:01One, two, three
22:03Japanese hide and seek
22:05There's one moving there.
22:07Deleted
22:08I'm going to count again
22:10One, two, three
22:11Hide and seek
22:12Danish
22:13Let's see the five
22:16One, two, three
22:18Japanese hide and seek
22:21Nobody has moved
22:24Well, now I'm going to tell
22:25One, two, three
22:25Japanese hide and seek
22:28You, don't hide
22:30I've seen you
22:31Come on, let's go again
22:33One, two, three
22:35Oh, I'm going to say it now.
22:37Oh no
22:38Oh, almost, almost, almost
22:40What's coming
22:40Now it goes
22:42Now it goes
22:42Be careful, he's going
22:43To Japanese
22:44One, two, three
22:46Japanese
22:46Let's see the one
22:48That has very big feet
22:49And I just saw them
22:50Wing, out
22:51Home
22:52One, two, three
22:54Hide and seek
22:55English, no
22:56Japanese
22:57One, two, three
22:59The other way around
22:59What is three, two, one?
23:01Japanese
23:03That doesn't rhyme with anything
23:04Three, Japanese
23:06One, two, three Japanese
23:08One, two, three
23:11One, two, three
23:11One, two, three
23:13Japanese
23:13And the number ten
23:15He has managed to reach the end
23:17Okay
23:18To the next phase
23:19Handsome
23:20Sorry
23:21Sorry
23:22Sorry
23:22Sorry
23:22Sorry
23:22Sorry
23:23Sorry
23:23Sorry
23:24Sorry
23:24That one is Chinese
23:25It has happened
23:25We only have five left.
23:27Let's see what happens
23:28One, two, three, five
23:30One, two, three, five
23:33I caught you five
23:34To Fifth Street
23:36Well, duck down, he's coming in there.
23:37General Tani shows off the precious Golden Ball
23:40What will the contestants have to grab?
23:42The Nakasone Canyons
23:44Juanito and Paco are working overtime today.
23:46Then they want to go to Zamburger Chin.
23:49But these two have aim
23:51We will check it out in a few moments.
23:53Well, let's see, ma'am, do your part a little.
24:00Well, it doesn't matter anymore.
24:01Well, they sure have a good aim, these two, huh?
24:04They didn't even let the poor lady go out.
24:06Look how happy they are!
24:09Of course, if they don't throw out the contestants
24:11They don't charge for overtime
24:12Poor things
24:13Not one will pass
24:14This is the husband of the previous lady
24:17And he swore that wherever his wife went
24:19He would accompany her
24:21Well, let's go look for it on the network.
24:22That was over there
24:23What a beautiful marriage
24:25Well, I think the celebrations of these two
24:28They're starting to tire me out
24:29If they are a little tiring, yes
24:31This boy is going to serve as an experiment for us.
24:34Juanito Calvici claims that shooting the legs
24:36The contestant is thrown much faster
24:38And Paco Peluca defends that as he is thrown
24:41It's shooting in the head
24:42We started with Juanito's option
24:46Shooting at the knees
24:47Now let's go with Paco's
24:49In the lead
24:50Oh, this one seems to work better, huh?
24:57You have already seen
24:58Better always at the top
24:59Paco has won
25:00And like a good loser
25:01Juanito raises his hand
25:02From his partner
25:04This girl in relationships
25:06He likes to go little by little
25:08Just like he's doing on the bridge
25:10Paco and Juanito are more into going fast.
25:13That's why they start bombing mercilessly.
25:15For that reason and because they are single
25:17When they see an aunt
25:18They shoot at him without mercy
25:19If you see them in a nightclub
25:22With a glass in hand
25:23You guys are freaking out
25:24And they are going to give discos
25:26Dressed just like they are now
25:27And there's no way for them to hook up.
25:28And finally they achieve their goal
25:32Let the girl fall into his nets
25:34And pay attention because there it is.
25:36There he comes, it's the Chinese Cudeiro
25:37Cheer up, Chinese!
25:40No!
25:41You have killed the Chinese Cudeiro!
25:43Taques and Mario don't laugh at the Chinese man's death
25:49But of the next contestant
25:51Pay attention to his pose
25:52Well, it is laughable, yes.
25:55But if it is one of the mutaneras
25:56Come on, girl!
25:58If you can with a gas cylinder
25:59I'm sure you can take that golden ball to the end.
26:02And how do they know they are facing each other?
26:05With a higher-class contestant
26:07Paco and Juanito are cruel to her.
26:10But hold on
26:13What a claw!
26:15What a class!
26:16What resistance!
26:17What a sad way to cross the bridge!
26:21Crawling!
26:23What a pathetic aunt!
26:25How pitiful!
26:27Please let it end now!
26:28Of course, from a mutanera
26:31I expected something more
26:33But in any case
26:35To the girl
26:36The trick is working for him
26:38Because it is approaching slowly
26:39At the end of the bridge
26:41Paco and Juanito are nervous
26:43The dream of going to Zamburger Chin
26:45It's fading away
26:46But come to react
26:48That escapes you
26:49Well, at least it reaches the end.
26:51In a somewhat dignified way
26:52Standing
26:53And let's see Paco's face.
26:56When you see that it has escaped you
26:57Part of his salary
26:58You just can't let it go.
27:00To the contestants
27:01Which then reach the end
27:02And they want a reward
27:04This guy looks like he pissed himself
27:06About the fear of competing
27:07In this test
27:08I liked the poor thing.
27:10Come on, let's warn him.
27:11When they throw the ball to him
27:13What goes to the head
27:14Here goes one!
27:15Careful!
27:16Look, trying to avoid her
27:18The poor man has gone online
27:19You can't ask for everything either.
27:22At least the Carile
27:23Keep it intact
27:24And this is Rosa's girl
27:27Cheesy as hell
27:28Oh, careful.
27:30Don't break a nail, miss.
27:32Well, little by little.
27:35The girl in Rosa
27:36It's going further
27:37What no one believed
27:38Oh, poor thing.
27:40He dropped the ball
27:41Come on, give him another one.
27:42Don't cry for us
27:43Well, he's taken it pretty well.
27:46Let's see if under that girl
27:47Cursi hides
27:48A fierce contestant
27:50There it goes
27:54They've given him a beating...
27:55Don't say it
27:56Don't say it
27:57We've all seen it.
27:58You don't need to say it.
27:59Be careful, the surprise is confirmed
28:01Rosa's girl
28:02He has passed the test
28:04But let's see the replay
28:06From the contestant
28:07That surprised so much
28:08By his clothing
28:09As for its shape
28:10To pass the test
28:11And three contestants
28:14They reached the end
28:14Car testing
28:16Shockingly, you want to see it.
28:17Ceremony
28:17I would prefer, but if not
28:19You have no choice
28:20To the tail
28:21Put it on now, man
28:23The time has come
28:24Most anticipated
28:25The contestants get into the cars
28:27And it begins
28:28Bumper cars
28:30From Takeshi's Castle
28:31The test that will revolutionize
28:33Television
28:34How exciting!
28:36They are skipping me
28:36Tears of joy
28:37After so much time
28:39We can finally see it
28:40The contestants
28:42Not only do they have to face each other
28:43To Takeshi and Mario
28:44But also to Pinky Winky
28:45To Juanito
28:46To Paco
28:47And a few evil henchmen
28:49Will they be able to cope?
28:50It's going to be a very tough battle.
28:52And very exciting
28:54Don't forget
28:55What's it going to be?
28:55Very exciting
28:57How exciting, huh!
28:58Not even with Fernando Alonso
28:59I'm so nervous
29:00Hey, this test
29:05It's a bit of a drag, isn't it?
29:07Well, man
29:08I don't know
29:09Well yes
29:09It's true
29:10This is not funny at all
29:12What a disappointment!
29:13Been waiting for this for so long!
29:15If it is that even trying to give him a little life
29:16Just as sad
29:17Wow, how exciting!
29:19Let's see if they win
29:19Nothing, leave it
29:20Nothing to be done
29:21To save this test
29:22Come on, that's it.
29:23The three contestants have been eliminated
29:25The castle
29:26It could not have been robbed
29:27And that's why the castle
29:28Bursts with joy
29:29End!
29:31Well, what a beautiful story!
29:32Well yes
29:33In the end you win
29:34As usual
29:35If I am a genius
29:36Hey, by the way
29:37What are those people doing back there?
29:38Spending gas?
29:39That the test is over
29:40This is worth a fortune.
29:42What do I know?
29:44Well, Mario
29:44You bore me
29:45See you next show, man.
29:46Or as a Japanese would say
29:48What a nailed-on test!
29:49From the Bumper Cars
29:50Takechi
29:51Not the food
29:52Want
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