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00:00Today in Humor Amarillo we'll see that the worst thing that can happen to a Japanese person is to meet a slippery Chinese woman.
00:06Because slippery Chinese women have a very bad vibe.
00:11But don't get down because this is starting now.
00:13Go ahead, Kudeirín!
00:30Humor Amarillo, come back now!
01:00How happy I am!
01:02Why are you happy?
01:04Because I've already bought the tickets.
01:05Where are you going?
01:06Well, I'm going to Mallorca.
01:08So whoever screws up is out on the street.
01:13I already have my candidates.
01:15Look, for example, we can throw this one out.
01:17If all it does is break chains and they are made of plastic.
01:20Which is certainly very expensive for us.
01:23And that wig is hard to wash.
01:25And not counting the dye.
01:27But what I'm really looking forward to is this one.
01:30He has asked me for a raise.
01:33But don't laugh, macho.
01:35Okay, I'm going to fire you.
01:38Come on, you're fired.
01:39You can go home.
01:41Move forward.
01:42How funny is this, Casey.
01:44Yes, you'll see how funny I am when you're in line at the INE.
01:47Go on, present the program.
01:49Whatever you say.
01:52Pintrofillas, a Solín monk once told me.
01:55Get yourself a cushy job!
01:57And make people love you.
01:59Do you love me?
02:00Well, I haven't been told.
02:03I noticed that a fool came.
02:05Let's see, what are you playing, kid?
02:08After this brief interview with the geeky contestant of the day,
02:12Danny approaches to talk to someone very special.
02:14This girl, Laurita Oe, brings back very good memories.
02:18The good memories weren't exactly brought back by her, but by her twin sister, who left an unforgettable moment in this program.
02:24Indeed.
02:25As we can see in the image at the bottom of the screen, Laurita Oe's sister wonders what has happened to the yellow humor story.
02:33Danny remembers that moment and we almost cry.
02:37Today Laurita Oe has come with the promise of at least matching her sister's blow.
02:41Danny is already savoring the moment.
02:43She gets excited just imagining what the beating she's going to give herself will be like, Laurita.
02:48Well, Laurita, let's get started.
02:52To your rum!
02:57Dolores, do you think Laurita will be able to surpass her sister today?
03:00She certainly seems to have qualities, but just in case I'll give you the advice that she made me famous for.
03:06Give me some stick!
03:07Hello, hello, hello.
03:09Many people criticize me because I always invite the contestants to the caravan.
03:12But not everyone thinks the same.
03:14For example, one of my fans sent me this food, which comes with a little letter.
03:19Let's see, I'm going to read it.
03:21You see how pretty she is.
03:22Let's see...
03:24Wait, wait, it doesn't come out.
03:25The letter says...
03:26Dear Pepe, I am a very attractive girl and I would love to see you.
03:30Come on, this is making me hungry.
03:37I would love to be able to watch you die from poisoning with my food.
03:42Until Samur arrives, let's see how the contestants do in...
03:48The Little Wall of China.
03:51Today we were lucky and it was raining all night.
03:54And of course, when it rains, there is mud.
03:56And when there's mud, the hits are more fun.
03:58At least the contestants get lost.
04:01But as always in this test, there are people who take advantage of the opportunity to put on their boots.
04:05He takes the rectal exam that his friend just did.
04:06But let's see how OE is going now.
04:09It won't be this time when he gets into trouble.
04:11And what does this one do?
04:13My goodness, he gets dislocated like that to avoid falling face first into the mud.
04:16And while we watch the different ways the contestants overcome the wall, we have some good news.
04:21Pepe, he has recovered.
04:22They pumped his stomach in time and saved his life.
04:26In fact, he is already at the foot of the wall to help the contestants.
04:29Pepe, we'll let you through whenever you want.
04:30But wait until we see how this one crashes first.
04:34Anthurium!
04:34But don't be foolish, kid.
04:36Be careful.
04:38What a shame, really, huh?
04:40Whether they happen or not, they are equally sad.
04:42Come on, kid!
04:43You can do it!
04:44Pull up!
04:44Diver!
04:45Well, Pepe, do something useful and help the geek with the diving goggles get over the wall.
04:49Come on!
04:50That's it, that's it!
04:51Push, push!
04:52Fearless!
04:53Come on, Pepe, come on!
04:55Pull up!
04:55Strip!
04:56I'm not helping anymore, I'm getting tired.
04:58I hope this is mud on my nose.
05:00And with the whistle, the last contestant passes.
05:03This one, precisely.
05:05What happened, kid?
05:07They haven't helped me.
05:09It's just that I don't like it.
05:10I don't like being thrown out of there at all.
05:12Don't you like your bottom being touched?
05:13No, the butt does.
05:14What I don't like is having my ass groped.
05:16You're really weird, aren't you?
05:27I don't know what you're laughing at, Juanito, because you could be the one who gets fired.
05:30Well, if I were Paco Peluca, I wouldn't trust him.
05:34Because Takeshi is going to try these two geeks to replace them.
05:40The truth is that they are clearly inferior to the originals.
05:44But with those looks, as you can understand, they are much cheaper.
05:47So let's see what happens in the Chinotaur's labyrinth.
05:51Who will win?
05:53Will Paco Peluca and Juanito Calvice stay with us or will these two guys succeed them?
05:57For now, Paco Peluca has gone out into the water.
06:00But let's see what happens with Juanito Calvice's double.
06:03Well, what's going to happen is that he's going down the same path as Paco Peluca bis.
06:07Well, now we just have to do one more test, the final one.
06:10Who of the four has the best bad boy laugh?
06:12Come on guys, laugh!
06:14It's clear that the real Paco Peluca and Juanito Calvice are still with us.
06:21Then we can enjoy the Chinotaur's labyrinth.
06:24Well, what a mess this guy has made before he even started.
06:27Because as we have already said, when it rains it is more fun.
06:30Hey, another one! If I were him, I'd back off right now.
06:33Is he taking off his lab coat? That means he's decided to take the test very seriously.
06:37But if he takes off your robe, take it off completely, otherwise you might slip on it.
06:40Look what I was saying.
06:41Come on, come into the water with him!
06:43But Paco and Juanito, be careful, don't throw the contestants like that or you'll ruin the set.
06:47And now we're going to see another one who also starts slipping, but what is this?
06:51And it keeps slipping.
06:52But don't be fooled.
06:54This funny kid is actually auditioning for a reporter position.
06:59That's Pepe Livingstone's job, isn't it?
07:01That's right. And he has to show us that he's as funny as he is.
07:05So far, so good. He slipped, broke a door, and now comes the hard part.
07:09He has to make a joke while Paco and Juanito give him the octopus.
07:13But Juanito, who is Pepe's friend, immobilizes him so that he cannot show us his talents as a comedian.
07:17Well, now when they release him, he has another chance to do something stupid.
07:22Let's see, let's see...
07:23He plays dead.
07:26That's been seen before, you don't have a bad idea, man...
07:29Come on, do something original. Jump in the pool, for example.
07:32Well, not bad.
07:33But let's see which Pepe is better.
07:35Come on, imitate me.
07:36You're doing very well. Almost better than me. Now let's see how you act foolishly.
07:45Oh, I couldn't get the girl into the trailer. What bad luck.
07:51Am I a sexy guy?
07:54Hey, who's coming to my caravan?
07:55And if I tell you now that I earn less than the minimum wage, what would you say?
08:04Stay at work!
08:06I'm a genius! I fooled him!
08:08Look, this one didn't slip. How strange.
08:10Yes, he did slip. Look at his butt. The problem is, he fell off camera.
08:14Well, it's going to be the first and last time he does it, because now he's going to fall in front of our cameras.
08:19Also, alone and without anyone's help.
08:22This woman has a divided heart.
08:24Besides being divided, it terrifies him. But that doesn't matter now.
08:28He doesn't know who he's more afraid of: Paco or Juanito.
08:32And they're going to try to get the girl to come clean.
08:34Juanito runs like crazy after her and tries to convince her that he is the scariest one.
08:39Then Paco arrives and offers his own arguments. Let's listen to the conversation.
08:42Well, I don't know! I think the girl comes out the same way she came in.
08:52No, now he knows that both of them scare him. A lot.
08:56But a lot of it.
08:58And this guy who almost killed himself wants to participate in the next world swimming championships and in the springboard diving event.
09:04Yes, we don't understand what a yellow monkey has come to do either, but we can imagine. He's come to practice.
09:09The jury gives him a 9 for the jump and a 10 for the dive.
09:13Which makes an average of 9 with 5. Not bad.
09:15And there we have Miguelito the silent one.
09:17They call him the silent one because he makes very little noise when he walks.
09:20If he made a lot of noise, I would call him Loud Miguelito.
09:23And if he made a noise, I would call him...
09:25Leave it, leave it, leave it. What did you have?
09:26The most Miguelito has already come out.
09:28I am silent.
09:29Well let's see if it's true.
09:31For now we have to say that your outfit is not silent.
09:34It's rather glaring.
09:35And banging on the doors so much doesn't make it very quiet, that's true.
09:39But he holds up like a champion.
09:41He doesn't scream when he is beaten mercilessly.
09:44He doesn't even get angry when his glasses are thrown to the bottom of the pool.
09:48And they were branded.
09:50I'm a bit of a fool.
09:51And I like to do weird poses, like this one.
09:54He moves forward and stops seeing the cinnamon.
09:57There are contestants who are too eager to be the center of attention.
10:00Well, they do their little act and think that with that they can go home.
10:03And it's not that simple.
10:05They can't get away with it.
10:07Where are you going, smart guy?
10:08Have you been wanting to take the plunge yet?
10:09Well no, handsome.
10:10First, receive a little, we give you some affection.
10:13And now yes.
10:14Come on, now you can go into the water.
10:15Strip.
10:19You guys are so funny!
10:21Junior and Takeshi agree with him.
10:23We are funny.
10:24We are so funny that we will do anything to make a child smile.
10:29Well, who says a child says a contestant.
10:31For example, this one isn't laughing at all, but that's easily solved.
10:34Paco, Juanito, come on, give him some josquillas.
10:40Come on, come on!
10:41Enough of the teasing and laughing.
10:43Come on, I'll do that guy!
10:48And 111 contestants continue to advance along the path that leads to the abyss.
10:53Dear Pepe, I never miss a single one of your yellow humor interventions.
10:56It's someone else's letter, fan.
10:57It's that I have them, you take them all away.
10:59I keep reading.
11:00I'm sending you a dish prepared with my own hands.
11:03Well, I'm going to try it now, it won't take long.
11:05Come on, let's see how it is.
11:09I've only used expired food!
11:15Well, Pepe is back with the Samur team.
11:17But don't let that distract us, because here comes Laurita B, ready to have a great telescoping session.
11:22Come on, Laurita, you can match your sister's record!
11:25Come on, Laurita!
11:27Spectacular!
11:28The embedded scallop!
11:29And we remind you that it rained a lot tonight and that's why the sets are a little wet.
11:34That's why it's very easy for contestants to slip up.
11:36Sorry I didn't warn you sooner, kid.
11:38Why is the arrival of someone from Zaragoza being announced?
11:40We're going to dance a jota! Come on!
11:41The Virgin of Pilar says she doesn't want to be French, she wants to be captain of the Aragonese troop.
11:48Long live Pilarica!
11:49These things throw the other contestants off balance.
11:52After hearing the jota, he went crazy.
11:55And here we see a man who relies on the length of his legs to overcome the test.
11:59It's one thing to trust your legs, but it's another to believe in miracles, because we're going to try to jump more than 8 meters.
12:04It's another bad example for the rest of the contestants.
12:06They think they can fly, but they can't, because just taking a big final leap isn't enough to reach the shore.
12:12I repeat, it is not enough to take a big final leap.
12:17They don't listen, they just don't listen.
12:19Let's see if the next one has found out.
12:23He was so happy with life that he didn't notice anything.
12:26Let's see, short jumps, short jumps.
12:30This one has been given too short, it seems to me.
12:33I just had no other choice.
12:34And here comes the typical joker.
12:38It falls and this was not prepared.
12:41And you'll see that the ichi now sticks to the burgers.
12:44Let's see.
12:45But hey, that's cheating.
12:47Come on, cut it, cut it, I'm getting angry, okay?
12:57Hello, pirates!
12:58Here I am, ready to suck up to the boss a little.
13:01Did you know that with a 4, a 3 and a 2 I make the face of your portrait?
13:06Oh, I don't think this was the case.
13:08It's just that I'm a little confused, to be honest.
13:10But let's get to the point.
13:12What Pinky hasn't explained, because she didn't feel like it, is that I'm not a bun, I'm a person.
13:18The yellow humor test in which contestants choose their own destiny.
13:22For example, this one's destiny is to get close to 1.
13:24This other girl's destination is number 4, that is, in the second row.
13:28Now we'll see who gets the darkest fate.
13:32Well, this chicken, who will be placed on the front line.
13:35And this lucky one, who takes the remaining card, goes to 5, neither hot nor cold.
13:39Here I go!
13:40Pinky is very nervous, because the fewer pins he knocks down, the more likely he is to be fired.
13:46Well, it takes over...
13:48...2...
13:49...3...
13:50...3 pins.
13:52How are you, girl?
13:53Well, very warm, actually.
13:56Oh yeah, well wait while I get inside, come on.
13:59Oh, and what are you talking about? Don't you want to talk? Why? Oh, you're eating, of course.
14:04And the contestants continue searching for their destiny in the bowling alley.
14:06And some find it before others.
14:10Two!
14:11I'm going!
14:11Pinky is very nervous, he knows there is a lot at stake, he can't fail.
14:17Well, thank goodness he can't miss, because he hasn't knocked down a single one.
14:22But don't worry, because Pinky is very popular with her classmates.
14:26I'm not saying anything, but if you want to ask for one, Rosa's is useless, eh?
14:29Well, maybe it's not that popular.
14:32The one who will be popular is the poor wretch who only has one card left to choose from.
14:37Go suck the champ!
14:39Pinky warms up, knowing that if she fails again, her job could be in serious jeopardy.
14:45Here I go!
14:46And here it goes, the failure right now could be fatal to his continuity in this program.
14:52Well, it has derived five.
14:54How many?
14:55Five.
14:56Well, apply the rhyme.
14:58Oh, that makes me laugh!
14:59Well, I want to cry.
15:00Is your eye itchy?
15:01Do you want me to blow on you?
15:02Sure, pirate, whenever you want.
15:05And here comes Pinky's last chance.
15:08It may also be the last chance for some of these.
15:10By the way, please look at the card you've chosen, because you'll be in for a surprise later.
15:14You clueless one who holds the ace.
15:16Go!
15:17We've never seen Pinky so focused.
15:20It seems like he even likes his job.
15:22And the ball knocks down...
15:25Three pins.
15:27Well, it's not bad, but it's not great either.
15:29And we are in the last round.
15:31But we hadn't said that the previous one was the last one.
15:33Yes, but we're all so nervous that we don't even know how to count anymore.
15:36Of course, if Pinky leaves, the soul of the show leaves.
15:39What nonsense are you talking about, pirates?
15:41Yes, I'm at my best!
15:42Well, that needs to be proven, mate.
15:45Is the ball going there?
15:47Well, the ball is not going.
15:49It's not going anywhere.
15:49All ten pins have escaped alive.
15:52Please, Mr. Pinky, come to the center stage, we need to talk to you.
15:57Sorry, Pirate Takeshi.
15:59What happened?
16:00That's what I say.
16:01Well, you see, pirate, I think the problem is that the ball is too small.
16:04What did you want it for, like a globe or what?
16:06No, pirate, no.
16:07But if it were double, it wouldn't fail.
16:09You did it wrong, Pinky.
16:10Give me a reason not to fire you right now, Pinky.
16:13Takeshi is the only one who wants to wear pink pajamas.
16:15And I also like pirate.
16:17We'll talk, Pinky.
16:18This smells awful to me.
16:19I fear for Pinky.
16:20Don't worry, he's got connections, man.
16:23Hello, I am a sumo wrestler.
16:26They put this on me to make me look fatter.
16:29And I don't think it was necessary, really.
16:31These are the kind of henchmen Takeshi likes.
16:33People who punish themselves.
16:36Exact.
16:37People who are not afraid of making fools of themselves.
16:39They don't mind leaving their nuts in a test.
16:46Hey, I do care.
16:48Well, don't do it, you bastard.
16:49My goodness, what you have to put up with, huh?
16:53Let's get on with it!
16:54We haven't said it, because it's obvious.
16:56But in case anyone is unaware, you should know that we are in...
16:59Spring rolls, which today have a new appeal.
17:03The contestants who make it to the end pass the test.
17:05And that's new?
17:06No, the new thing is that among those who fall, we will reward those who hit themselves the most in a row with the rolls.
17:12The prize is a bag of garlic chips.
17:14Damn, what a prize.
17:16These first two certainly won't win, because they only hit each other once.
17:18But now come the most daring contestants.
17:21This woman doubts.
17:22He doesn't know if he wants to move on to the next phase or win the bag of chips.
17:24It continues to hesitate and eventually becomes a series contender for the bag of potatoes.
17:29Thanks to the two blows he took.
17:32I want the potatoes!
17:33Well, this one has already said it all.
17:34The record currently stands at two good hits.
17:37Let's see if he can overcome it.
17:39One, two.
17:40He doesn't get the third.
17:41Shame, kid.
17:43I'm going to pass.
17:44This one doesn't want the potatoes.
17:46Well, it's his loss, because he looks like a clumsy contestant.
17:49Well, he defends himself pretty well.
17:51Ah, well no.
17:51He no longer defends himself well.
17:52He's refloating with the rolls and is one step away from achieving victory.
17:56It seems that his ass is too heavy.
17:58But he has his hair teased and that acts as a counterbalance.
18:01And in the end, the ass that seemed like it was going to be his enemy has become his ally thanks to that final push.
18:06See you in the canyons!
18:08I'm hungry!
18:09And we believe you, kid, because you're a sylph.
18:11The bag of chips would come in handy.
18:13Jump lightly, too lightly.
18:15And of course, in the end it falls.
18:17And he's so thin he floats.
18:18And here we have a serious contender to win the bag of chips.
18:23He has taken one, two, three, four, five, six, seven hits in a row.
18:27For the attack, if there is already cattle.
18:28There are contestants who, because of their height, shouldn't even try.
18:31If children cannot participate in this test.
18:34By my nape!
18:36Kid, be careful what you say, because it can come back to haunt you.
18:40Indeed, he just left the nacazones in the roll.
18:43And be very careful, because the last person to jump on the bandwagon is a four-person manager.
18:47Hey, didn't we agree that when one of our bosses came on board we were going to put the rolls on permanently?
18:52Oh, yes, but we didn't have time to change them in our rush.
18:54Well, badly done.
18:56It's so hard for them to pass the test, and then they fire us.
18:58But what we laughed at, what boss?
19:00There you are right.
19:01And there we have the winner of the bag of garlic potatoes.
19:04He's had more bumps on his rolls than anyone.
19:07You deserve it, champ.
19:09Enjoy it!
19:10And you will have as repeats.
19:11And 51 contestants are headed to certain death in the deadly dominoes.
19:16Hello!
19:17Since the women want to poison me for the caravan,
19:20Well, I thought I'd better change direction.
19:22And I'm only going to give it to my friends.
19:24Well, to my friends and the girls who love me.
19:27Well, what the heck?
19:28To all the girls.
19:28I'm going to give you the new address where I have parked the caravan.
19:32So, girls, grab a pencil and paper and take notes.
19:34Come on, you can find me here any time of night.
19:38I never close, okay?
19:39And now what I'm going to do is make peace with the feminists.
19:45There goes the dove!
19:48The symbol of peace!
19:51And what was I going to eat it for?
19:54Pirate, pirate, pirate!
19:56We are the pirate duo!
19:58These scare me more and more every day.
20:02Well, imagine how these two poor feet are that have come to give a demonstration.
20:06Specifically, they will demonstrate that in this test, the deadly dominoes, it is necessary to have well-coordinated feet.
20:12The left foot goes first.
20:13And we see that the left foot alone does nothing.
20:16But let's see how it goes on the right foot.
20:18The right foot, no matter how much it screams, doesn't achieve anything on its own either.
20:25And in addition to the blow he took, his glasses were broken.
20:28There we see them.
20:29This isn't off, huh?
20:31So let's see if the first contestant has been paying attention to the explanation of the test.
20:37I got it!
20:38Very good, delicious.
20:39Well, now prove it, come on.
20:41Left-right, left-right, very good coordination.
20:44Well, except at the end, when one foot went to each side.
20:47And pay attention to this.
20:48There is an explanation for this unfortunate spectacle starring the pirate duo.
20:54His role in this test is to distract the contestants with little screams.
20:58They do nothing, but they are annoying.
20:59And when they want to, they are very annoying.
21:02There we see it.
21:02As soon as the contestant has seen a multi-colored thing.
21:05He was going towards him shouting and he came down.
21:07It's sad, it's pathetic, but what the heck is it effective.
21:12They're not going to distract me.
21:14Well, you've already been distracted.
21:15And be careful, because this poor man is going to be dislocated.
21:18We had said that the feet should go one behind the other.
21:21But that doesn't mean you can just move your arms however you want.
21:23And for those who still doubt the effectiveness of the pirate duo's screams, watch this.
21:31But hey, they didn't scare this one.
21:33This is the last time the pirate duo leaves us in evidence.
21:35And what's this guy up to, a rooster?
21:37Well, he's ended up plucked.
21:40He hurt his head, eh, look.
21:42But what's he doing? He's showing his respect to the pirate duo.
21:45They don't even understand it themselves.
21:46He has done a lot of damage to his head.
21:48Watch out for me!
21:49He's already warned you. This man is a terrible loser.
21:52So, don't let the pirate duo come near, they might be carrying it in one.
21:55Oh, how violent!
21:57Please, a little peace.
21:59Wow! Eliminated for being bad-tempered.
22:01And this man comes to earn the respect of his family.
22:03At home they call him a big ass and he wants to show his wife and children that he doesn't deserve that nickname.
22:07Well, it seems he does deserve it, huh.
22:09And he deserves an interview, too.
22:11How did you manage to get back on your feet?
22:13Because they have helped me.
22:15Who?
22:15The pirate duo, who are super nice.
22:17Yes, very nice. Be careful, these guys will want favors returned.
22:21And pay attention to this man's feet.
22:23They know him as the son of the wind.
22:27Today there was a lot of wind, but it ate through the wall and ruined the scenery.
22:30Well, here the one who breaks it pays, we already told you.
22:32With the money it cost us to set this whole thing up, man.
22:35That the good first-class cork is corked.
22:37That strange noise Junior just made is actually a laugh.
22:43Why did you decide to reward the one of your henchmen who laughs the best?
22:47Now it's this kid's turn.
22:49Come on, laugh, laugh.
22:54Will it be funny?
22:55Do you think that's a way to laugh?
22:58Look, this is a laugh.
23:05What a fucking laugh.
23:07It's a pleasure to pick up this golden ball.
23:09Especially since I'm going to shoot it now at those who cross the bridge.
23:12Here we are again.
23:15I hope you pay us double, right?
23:16My friend and I would like to introduce you to our helper, Chucky.
23:26I'm an endangered bird, so be careful what you do, okay?
23:30That I was wondering.
23:32The kid with the pirate duo does some pretty weird things, doesn't he?
23:35It's just that children these days grow up very quickly.
23:38I, for example, at your age, would never have killed an endangered bird.
23:42But Chucky kills him with complete ease.
23:44Play with this kid Chucky!
23:46It's a devilish doll!
23:48Al Nakason!
23:49And the test officially begins...
23:51Nakasoni's Guns!
23:53Our first participant is named Houdini Hirohito.
23:56And he claims he can dodge the ball with his mental powers.
24:00He says that if he concentrates hard he can deflect the ball from its trajectory by more than 45 degrees.
24:05Well, the time has come to show it, Houdini.
24:07The balls start flying and he concentrates.
24:12He has indeed deflected balls more than 45 degrees, but only after they hit his body.
24:19So, I also say that I have mental powers, man.
24:21And Chucky so happy.
24:22But don't be distracted, here comes the one who has struggled through spring rolls.
24:27With a lot of effort, with too much effort.
24:29With so much effort that he no longer has any strength left.
24:33What a sad end for a man who promised so much.
24:35Do you know who you look like? I'll tell you.
24:38Come, come closer, come, I'll whisper it in your ear.
24:40No, you scare me.
24:42Yes, I'm going to tell you, don't be a pain.
24:44Brace yourself, because it's pretty strong, okay? You might not like it.
24:47I shouldn't tell you, but since I'm doing my own thing, I'm going to tell you.
24:50You look like Falete.
24:52He will be unhappy!
24:53Don't take it like that, if they've fulfilled it, he's a great singer, man.
24:57Yes, I love Falete, but she certainly looks like a lady.
25:01Like you, you look like my mother, man.
25:03But with a few more years.
25:05This man is already scared.
25:06And he knows that today we are going to say goodbye to someone in a funny way.
25:10That's why the pirate duo and Chucky won't show mercy, because they know their jobs are at stake.
25:14Will they give him a chance?
25:16Well, let's see.
25:17No, they haven't even given him a chance.
25:21The first, to Carile.
25:22It was the typical hit that filled Junior and Takeshi with joy and delight.
25:29Fire me!
25:30But what do my eyes see?
25:31It's him!
25:32It's Chino Cudeiro!
25:33He offers to fire him!
25:35But let's see.
25:36Chino Cudeiro always dies, right?
25:38Correct.
25:39So the only way to fire him would be if he made it to the end and didn't die.
25:43Yes, that makes sense.
25:44Do you want to live so we can fire you?
25:47Exact!
25:47Oh, how strange the Chinese are!
25:48Don't worry, Chino, we'll let you through.
25:50Oops, that hurt!
25:52Nothing, it's fine.
25:52What, man?
25:53What is your capacity for sacrifice?
25:55Cheer up, Chino!
25:56This time you're going to get it!
25:57You're going to be out of work though!
25:59Well, Chucky doesn't seem to be cooperating much, huh?
26:02Oops!
26:03Sorry, Chino.
26:04We didn't mean to hit you on the head.
26:05Sorry, Chino.
26:06That one wasn't going to be thrown to the ass either.
26:08But don't duck, it's easier to hit you that way, man.
26:11Come on, hold on, Chino!
26:12We're not coming for you!
26:13It has sunk!
26:14No, you have killed Chino Kudeiro!
26:20And over the bridge, Takashi Hecho, Takeshi's little cousin, appears.
26:24Takashi is a rebellious young man and doesn't want to cut his hair.
26:27It looks terrible on him, but that's why we say he's a rebel, because he has ridiculous hair and he doesn't care.
26:32Takashi Hecho has promised his parents that if he fails this test, he will cut his hair completely.
26:38Hey, what's General Tani doing with a pounch in his head?
26:41And what do I know, everyone here does whatever they want.
26:43Well, we continue with the story of Takashi Hecho, the young rebel.
26:46It's a tragic story.
26:47His parents are desperate for him to hit himself so he can cut his hair.
26:51But Takashi isn't going to give up easily.
26:53It holds on with its nails, which, as you can see, are quite long.
26:57And he's also in very good physical shape.
26:59Everything he saves on hairdressing he invests in the gym.
27:01He's an admirable young man. Before cutting his hair, he prefers to destroy it, I don't know, his nakasones, for example, which he just shredded.
27:09But he doesn't let go. He clings, like a tick, to his favorite dog.
27:14And he prepares to receive the second golden ball.
27:17That I found.
27:19And Takashi found Hecho again. He's fallen again, man.
27:23But he holds the ball with his chin.
27:25He doesn't want to let go. That ball is a symbol of his individual freedom and his way of life.
27:30You just made that up, didn't you?
27:32Yes, but it looks nice here, right?
27:34Takashi Hecho regains his footing and heads for victory.
27:38The balls whiz past him.
27:40But he laughs at them. None of them hits the mark.
27:44Well, it's almost.
27:45The pirate duo, led by Chucky, begin to admire this young rebel.
27:50And maybe that's why they don't get it right.
27:52He's going to get it. Takashi Hecho won't have to cut his hair.
27:55Ah, well, maybe so, huh? And he hasn't been touched by any of the balls.
27:58Takashi Hecho has finally fallen.
28:00Come on! Off to the barber, man!
28:02Well, what a genius this guy has. How amazing!
28:05And we see the best moments of the young rebel's epic and also pathetic adventure.
28:11He didn't count on his worst enemy, himself.
28:13And in the end, the pressure got to him and he lost the bet with his parents.
28:17When you get your hair cut, it comes back.
28:19This is not the effect of yesterday's hangover.
28:21The winners of today's show are coming through the psychedelic tunnel.
28:25Hey guys, are you interested in knowing who we're saying goodbye to?
28:31Yes or no?
28:34Well, let's see!
28:36Hello, hello, hello!
28:37We're here to find out who we're saying goodbye to so Takashi can go on vacation.
28:42Come on, guys! Come on!
28:44Who will it be? Who will it be?
28:46It seems there's a clue already, right?
28:47No, please, I'll do it again. I swear to Barbara Streisand.
28:52Great beer!
28:53Who has screwed you over today?
29:01Well, even if we try to add a little emotion to the topic, the matter is quite clear.
29:06Here is a person pushing the bowling ball and he has missed twice.
29:10She's wearing a pink tracksuit and we're not giving any more clues.
29:12Well, that's Pinky Winky. Pinky just got fired.
29:17Please, pirates, don't do this to me. Or do this to me.
29:21Come on, grab the hoses and water me like in that Almodóvar movie, the one about the law of desire.
29:26Water me, sir! Water me!
29:29Oh, please, how nice. I feel like Carmen Maura. How happy! How wonderful!
29:35This should be the case on every show. I'm so happy! Good heavens, pirates!
29:40Or as they say in Japanese, we'd better not fire this guy, because who knows where we'll find someone like him.
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