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00:00Sabrina and Iadie's show, Jenny's non-dream.
00:04Sabrina complains that her jeans are still wet, so the dryer is having some trouble.
00:09Somehow Hilda's response is, use your magic to make new ones, instead of dry it with magic.
00:16She tries to be helpful by cleaning out the lint catcher.
00:19Hilda stalks her and says that's a magic dryer that folds and never loses a sock.
00:24I didn't catch what she said before it folds.
00:28It comes to floss, so I don't know, I wish there were subtitles.
00:32Even if I pick out subtitle track on VLC, it does nothing.
00:38They're still waiting for the repairman for it, which I guess makes sense they'd rely on if all their attempt to fix it would do
00:43is zap up properly dried pants in front of them, since that's what they'd imagine,
00:49because they don't know how it's actually broken.
00:51And it could have been enchanted to force people to pay for repairs.
00:55And it saves magic to use a dryer instead of dry it close with magic, so that's why they have a dryer.
01:01And the repairman's going to arrive between one year and another year.
01:05But despite being told that, Sabrina still says call the repairman after an inexplicable alien reveals himself to be living in the dryer.
01:12A witch shouldn't be calling for help at a time like this.
01:15Of course, the cold open ends, and it never tells me why he was there.
01:21I have to assume he's a homeless guy who followed them out of the closet.
01:25Zelda's making sugar cookies, and Salem asks with bits of liver, because we must be hinting at her to make her do that.
01:32Sabrina says she enjoyed being at Jenny's because it was a normal household.
01:36Zelda's smart enough to figure out if Sabrina was smart enough to never bring her friends over because this place is weird.
01:42She isn't that smart in the 70s comics, because there's more story potential otherwise.
01:48But I understand the change, because it's stupid of her otherwise.
01:54Zelda wants Sabrina to invite her friend over to prove that her aunts can behave.
01:58Sabrina should already know they can, because they hid their magic from her most of her life.
02:04But this is an ego thing for Zelda after she got insulted, so I guess this makes sense at the heat of the moment.
02:09I get what you think, she can't talk her out of it.
02:14Hilda shows up on a horse because she's back from polo.
02:17Because when you're a witch, you can live the lifestyle of someone rich.
02:21I always appreciate how she takes advantage of magic by having fun, in such a variety of ways.
02:27It really adds to the creativity of the show.
02:30So that made it to be boring if she did nothing but work at a coffee shop all day.
02:34Poppy says his family gets too mad playing board games.
02:38Jenny says her parents love Sabrina, so she should go visit them again tonight.
02:42Sabrina agrees and feels in pain, and is dumb enough to not get it,
02:46which would only make sense if she'd gotten sudden, sharp headache pains before.
02:50Even though she's not in her 20s yet.
02:53She agrees again, feels in pain again, and realizes that it's a hex on her that requires her to invite Jenny over to her place.
02:59That's smart, if evil ever ends.
03:03She's smart enough to warn Jenny that her aunts are weird,
03:05and it's sweet and relatable of Jenny to say she loves weirdness.
03:10Harvey says she'll fit right in, so he gets some more slapstick.
03:13And as usual, the show doesn't have the guts to show it anyways.
03:18Sabrina tries to hide her magic book under her bed,
03:20and for no reason it slides out of the bed, and she puts it under her bed,
03:24but this time for no reason it stays.
03:26I guess the Witches Council hexes it to do that to discourage witches from quitting magic
03:31because of prideful of witchcraft, but then why does it give up so easily?
03:36Why does she think that cleaning her room will make it look normal?
03:39Why does Sabrina think she has to tell Salem to work on his meow for Jenny
03:43when he sounded just like a cat in the pilot before he talked to her?
03:47Why does he insult the sound of a convincing meow until he never did it?
03:51Sabrina finally realizes that she should probably get her room messy again to make it non-suspicious,
03:56she smartly uses magic to accomplish it faster.
04:01She ends up seeing Hilda's terrible attempt at cooking,
04:04and it's never explained why she burned it when she would have been following a recipe.
04:09Sabrina smartly gives her a note full of things for them to say and to move on if she asks to.
04:14Sabrina doesn't like that the repairman for the magic dryer is here now.
04:18I wouldn't like it either because it was clearly implied that they take their time to get here.
04:24So it's inconsistent.
04:27She also doesn't like that he has a tail because Jenny might see it and get suspicious from it,
04:31since this was only the 90s.
04:34Zelda accused her of being rumpus, and she's at least only mildly disappointed in her tone instead of angry.
04:39It reflects well on her that she isn't rumpus.
04:43Hilda talks a lot about towels, and it's amazing how she does that and sounds so happy about it.
04:49They have to go to the kitchen, and the repairman's conversation with them would have been heard by Jenny in just the other room.
04:56They mention the word mortal.
04:58I can hear things from all the way on the other side of the house.
05:03It turns out the repairman has to chase after a lint gremlin in the house.
05:08So it's amazing to see Sabrina tell Jenny, let's race, as she rushes her out of the kitchen.
05:14Then there's some brains in a jar, who must be aliens, that somehow decided to go here for Zelda's book club
05:20because they didn't get the email about the cancellation since they had to drop their AOL account
05:25because someone who doesn't like being judged for its looks keeps going into chat rooms.
05:31Hilda says pardon my fanger because she caused lightning to happen two miles from here.
05:36All this would probably also be heard by Jenny.
05:39Unless wolves are really thick here.
05:42Jenny says she loves the Victorian feel of the house where anything could happen,
05:46and that ever since she read The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, she's believed in other realms.
05:51Why wasn't she always in this show?
05:55A lot of time gets wasted in the scene because Jenny wishes Sabrina would tell her a secret in return,
06:00and Sabrina bravely tries to, but chickens out.
06:03Jenny also should have heard the brain say that the other brain telekinetically pushed him out of the jar.
06:09It's nice of Jenny to pet Salem.
06:11Jenny says all that talk about towels made her want to check theirs out.
06:16That doesn't explain why she closed the door behind her.
06:20And how did the door know where to send her?
06:22I guess it was sent on automatic, so it sends you to the last place you were,
06:27unless you mentally tell otherwise.
06:29So she's sent to a place where someone does a limbo,
06:32and he's a mute who gives her a note about how he's Skippy, the Overlord's underling.
06:36He also coughs up a frog for no reason.
06:40Just because this is the Witch Realm doesn't mean this makes sense.
06:42It's so sweet that she's happy about all of this.
06:46He nods that Sabrina knew about this place called Limbo,
06:50even though he didn't meet Sabrina yet.
06:52She relatively wishes there was someone else here she could talk to.
06:56I wish it was explained why this guy's like this.
06:59He couldn't actually be a mute,
07:01because mutinous would be cured by magic no matter what the cause.
07:04Not to mention he could use magic to magically talk,
07:10or at least summon someone to talk for him.
07:12Or like, summon a speak-insane.
07:15Why does Drell lift a barbell to get strong?
07:19I guess it's so he'll feel good about actually being strong.
07:22So he's really about emotions instead of smartness.
07:26Jenny likes that he's a witch,
07:28and stupidly admits that she's immortal,
07:29even knowing the term for it,
07:32without having watched the Sabrina shows
07:34or Winston Waverly Place first.
07:37She should have known better,
07:38because of course the reason mortals don't know about witches anymore
07:40would be that witches would want to keep their society a secret.
07:45Drell turns her into a grasshopper,
07:46and tells him not to look sad,
07:48so it's not all bad at least.
07:50He says he can't have mortals,
07:52because he didn't feed the last one.
07:54It's kind of amusing that Drell says
07:56he's glad they didn't catch him doing anything silly,
07:58while he's using a unicycle.
08:01Drell says he wants someone to read out the rules,
08:04and he should have known better,
08:05because it causes the person to read out a rule
08:07other than the one he wanted read out.
08:10After Sabrina says sorry and explains it,
08:12the woman says her job's stressful and apologizes,
08:15and says she thinks this rule stinks,
08:18because what's bad about mortals?
08:21What you should say is,
08:23what's bad about mortals that
08:24wouldn't also be the case for witches,
08:26because that's silly in other words.
08:31Somehow there's a rule that for every rule,
08:34there's a loophole.
08:35I don't buy that.
08:37We never learn that there's a loophole
08:38for Sabrina's mother being kept from her.
08:41Sabrina says to Drell long-windedly
08:43that if she convinces Jenny she was just dreaming,
08:46she gets to stay human.
08:48Drell really is racist against mortals,
08:50because he wants to say there isn't a loophole,
08:52even though there is.
08:53but he isn't that evil,
08:55because he somehow doesn't decide to stop the rule maker
08:58from contradicting him or even punish her.
09:01Don't get me wrong, he's still a monster.
09:03But it's confusing and sweet how constantly not so bad he is.
09:08It's impressively realistic writing,
09:10but it's never really explained.
09:13Jenny reveals that she doesn't remember
09:14Sabrina's apology to her,
09:17so it was all for nothing.
09:18Like, of course she was sorry,
09:20we knew that.
09:21Sabrina waves her arms around
09:23and says she's having a dream.
09:25This moment was so memorable
09:26that I remembered that joke years later
09:28without remembering where it came from.
09:31Sabrina tries to convince Jenny
09:32that she's dreaming
09:33by making her do a test she didn't study for.
09:37And so on.
09:38Who cares what she does?
09:40She doesn't like to dream anymore,
09:41and she's convinced him to take a nap.
09:43There's another rule called
09:45Let Sleeping Mortals Lie,
09:47which makes no sense for Drell to make,
09:49or not undo.
09:51There's no reason Drell would have made that rule after all,
09:53since he's bigoted against them.
09:56And after saying that she was allowed to nap
09:57until she fell asleep,
09:58and that's why she didn't notice
10:00what happened afterwards.
10:02Which would have instantly woken her up otherwise.
10:05Jenny Summerhill thinks the celebrity saved her,
10:08and Sabrina wishes she thought she saved her.
10:11She didn't remember when she saved her,
10:12she didn't even know what she was up to.
10:15Jenny wishes that magical stuff
10:16could happen all the time,
10:18and a lint gremlin appears behind her,
10:20and Sabrina reassures her
10:21that she might not like it.
10:24No wonder Chloe came to exist.
10:25She probably came from the demand
10:27created by this show.
10:29And she just proved that there was
10:30no real reason to go in this direction
10:32with Jenny.
10:33All Chloe had to do
10:34was keep out of the witch realm.
10:37Which she would have done
10:38if Sabrina had told her the truth
10:39in the first place.
10:40but the story's conveniently
10:42not going to acknowledge that.
10:45The episode never tells you
10:46that there's someone spying on Sabrina
10:48who would punish her
10:49if she told the mortal the truth.
10:52Then we see the rule reader
10:53inexplicably read the rules.
10:56She says all witches
10:57have to eat their carrots.
10:59Bats may not be pets.
11:01Well, they would be bad pets.
11:03All kids under 10
11:05have to be accompanied by monkeys.
11:07That's stupid.
11:09Why not by the legal guardians?
11:11No switching channels
11:12between programs.
11:14All rules have to have
11:15a beginning, middle, and end
11:17except this one.
11:18Why did that rule
11:19even need to be written?
11:21It goes without saying
11:22how authoritarian
11:22these rules are.
11:25But you could say that
11:26about any rule.
11:27This was an entertaining story
11:29by John Sherman
11:30about Jenny temporarily
11:31finding out about witches
11:32but became a wasted plot
11:35because she ended up
11:36being convinced
11:36it was a dream.
11:38She wouldn't have closed
11:39the linen closet's door
11:40behind her
11:41or even gone all the way
11:42into it
11:42because she didn't have to.
11:44So she wouldn't have been
11:45sent to the other realm.
11:48And she wouldn't have told
11:49the witch she's a mortal.
11:51Because even if she doesn't
11:52think it's intuitive
11:53that witches would want to
11:54hide that they're witches
11:55from mortals
11:56even after the witch trials
11:57because real witches
11:58can defend themselves
11:59after all.
12:00She still used to be smart
12:02and every mortal knows
12:03about the bad reputation
12:04of witches
12:05and it'd be safe for her
12:06to not give away
12:07to someone all-powerful
12:09that you're powerless
12:09to protect yourself.
12:12She read the line
12:13of the witch
12:13in the wardrobe
12:14and in fact
12:15it was very bad
12:17when somebody met
12:18a witch.
12:20And since Drell
12:21didn't want her
12:21to become a human again
12:23it was convenient
12:24that he let Sabrina
12:25do anything
12:25in her favor.
12:27She got conscious knowledge.
12:29It logically shouldn't matter
12:30if she's told it's a dream
12:31because she did
12:32get conscious knowledge
12:33at all.
12:35Hilda could have said
12:35she'll go on a date
12:36with him right now instead.
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