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After recent American rocket launches go awry, Max and 99 masquerade as vacationers to track down the KAOS mastermind behind the sabotage, the evil Dr. Yes. (Working title: "Señor Si".) A spoof of Dr. No.
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00:00isn't it exciting max only a minute and a half to blast off relax 99 if you've seen
00:16150 million dollar blast off you've seen them all
00:18well how you coming fella i got your sound fixed but your picture tubes are shot
00:27oh well is there anything you can do about it have to take it into the shop yes but we don't have
00:33time for that well it'll be a 50 service charge 50 service charge well look where i am by the way
00:42where am i don't mind just send the bill to the government our government yes now get out
00:49what do you guys do here anyway
00:59max why do they always repeat the instructions in german
01:13i don't know 99 i guess it's the language our best american scientists understand
01:17see i told you it's all routine it's not routine max something has happened to the last three
01:28rockets that cause them to veer off course naturally we had to destruct we suspect electromagnetic
01:33interference from a man-made source tell me general just how do you destruct a missile in
01:38mid-air well it's simple i press a secret button that triggers an explosive charge within the
01:43missile what if something should happen to prevent you from pushing the button well then professor
01:47kroger would take over for security reasons he and i are the only ones who know the exact location
01:53of the destruct button here you are by now five four three two one fire
02:03oh it's beautiful straight as an arrow
02:16one thousand feet all systems are go looks like it's a perfect shot
02:25well i guess we can all sit back and relax something's gone wrong it's heading right
02:32for the blockhouse make that sit up and worry
02:34it's heading straight for us
02:38i've got you destruct stop there you are general are you out of your mind
02:45nine we all die together
02:48max not at a time like this do you know what you've just done
02:54yes i've just shot the only man in this room who could have saved our lives
03:00it's coming right for us
03:10it's coming right for us
03:21it's coming right for us
03:58It's coming right at him!
04:16You don't have time to press all these buttons.
04:19In ten seconds, we'll all be killed.
04:20Max, do something!
04:22Nine, eight, seven, six...
04:25Gee, what a great view of the missile.
04:27It's coming right into the window.
04:28The iceberg is going to be killed!
04:30Well, Chief, it's not all gravy, you know.
04:34It exploded!
04:36Max, you must have hit a destruct button when you leaned on the panel.
04:39What luck!
04:40Well, not all luck, 99.
04:43Good part of it was using my head.
04:47Max, 99, look at this.
04:48What does the dragon stand for, Chief?
04:52It means the man behind all this is the evil genius Dr. Yes.
05:03Friends at control, most complimentary to humble me.
05:07However, it is said to know who one is, not so important as to know where one is.
05:16Where are we, Max?
05:31We're in Lost Lake, 99.
05:33Well, how can you tell that?
05:34I can't even find it on the map.
05:36Yes.
05:36Well, when you have animal instincts like I do, 99, you don't need a map.
05:40I can tell by the relationship of the sun to that huge tree over there.
05:44Plus the fact that that huge tree has a huge sign on it.
05:50Well, 99, I think we should camp here.
05:54According to control, Dr. Yes's headquarters should be somewhere within a radius of, uh, 50 miles.
06:00We've got to find them before the next missile launch tomorrow morning.
06:04Max, do we need all this?
06:06Of course we do, 99.
06:07It's all part of my plan to establish our cover as harmless, fun-loving vacationers.
06:12But snowshoes, Max?
06:15Well, would you believe stupid, homeless, fun-loving vacationers?
06:29Well, 99, that tent was set up in record time, if I do say so myself.
06:34You did a beautiful job.
06:35Thanks, Max.
06:37But where am I supposed to sleep?
06:40Oh, yes.
06:40Well, we'll have to worry about that later.
06:42Right now, I want to find out where that electromagnetic interference is coming from.
06:47But, Max, that's a fishing rod.
06:48Of course it's a fishing rod, 99, but you can't always tell a hook by its cover.
06:53You see, this reel here is actually a homing device, and the rod is the antenna.
06:57What's its range?
06:58As far as you can cast it.
07:01What do you got there?
07:02Oh, this is Control's latest anti-personnel weapon.
07:04It's an electronic mosquito.
07:06If we get captured, we release it, and it attacks the enemy viciously.
07:09Killing them?
07:10No, but it keeps them so busy scratching that we can get away.
07:12Good afternoon.
07:34May we be of assistance?
07:37Well, you certainly could if we needed any.
07:39But are you not lost?
07:41Well, of course not.
07:42We know exactly where we are.
07:44Why do you ask?
07:46Because it is strange to find anyone here at Lost Lake.
07:50No one ever comes here.
07:52Well, you're here.
07:53You must have some reason.
07:54Oh, we are looking for sport.
07:56We are nothing but simple, harmless, fun-loving vacationers.
08:00Well, how do you like that?
08:02That's what we are.
08:08Well, then, there is no reason for you to stay here.
08:11The fishing is terrible.
08:14And the hunting worse.
08:15At night, the insects, they eat you alive.
08:18Not to mention the poisonous snakes, the enormous alligators, and the piranhas in the lake.
08:24That sounds like a hotel we spent our vacation at last year.
08:28And they charge us $60 a day.
08:32As you wish, huh?
08:34We warned you, huh?
08:36Lost Lake is a very dangerous place.
08:39If you stay, you take your life in your hands.
08:43I don't like it, Max.
09:04They don't look like harmless, fun-loving vacationers to me.
09:07Well, that's where you're wrong, 99.
09:08Because I know for a fact that that's exactly what they are.
09:11How can you be so sure?
09:12Because when I looked in their camper, I saw two sets of snowshoes.
09:16I don't know if they were home.
09:20I don't know if they were to.
09:23But then I'm less.
09:53The escape chamber.
10:00Inform Dr. Yes at once.
10:18You rang?
10:20Ah, Dr. Yes.
10:21Toulouse and Hamel have arrived.
10:23When mice return to nest, hawk not far behind.
10:49You bring news from above.
10:52Two strangers are camping nearby.
10:54We tried to frighten them off, but they wouldn't leave.
10:57It's indeed worrisome information.
11:00Our business here is far too important to have strangers snooping about.
11:06You agree with Dr. Yes?
11:08Yes?
11:08Yes.
11:09Yes.
11:09Yes.
11:09Yes.
11:09Yes.
11:10Yes.
11:12How lovely it is to hear the word yes.
11:16It is music to my ears and pomegranates to my soul.
11:23Yes?
11:25Yes.
11:25Yes.
11:25Yes.
11:26Yes.
11:26Please, to eliminate them in the usual manner.
11:32But that is such a horrible way to die.
11:37Couldn't we just shoot them?
11:38You would dare to disagree with Dr. Yes?
11:41Yes?
11:41No?
11:42Then do as you have been instructed.
11:46Both of you.
11:48Oui.
11:48Je vois.
11:49Rest of you back to work.
11:52Duh.
11:53Si.
11:53Si.
11:53Any reading at all, Max?
12:14Nothing.
12:15Not a thing.
12:16Three hours of exhaustive searching and nothing.
12:18Not even a fish.
12:19Help!
12:20Help!
12:21Max!
12:21Isn't that the camper those two men were in?
12:24Yes.
12:24They must be trapped inside.
12:26Come on, 99.
12:37Help!
12:38Help!
12:40How do you like that, 99?
12:42Help!
12:42Help!
12:42The old tiny tape recorder and the trailer trick.
12:48Max, I think we're on to something.
12:49I knew there was something suspicious about those men.
12:52Now, wait a minute, 99.
12:53Let's not jump to conclusions.
12:59Max, it's a trap!
13:08Max!
13:08The walls are closing in on us!
13:10Max, we can't hold the walls back.
13:37What are we going to do?
13:38What are we going to do?
13:3899, reach in my pocket and get my oversized mini girder fountain pen.
13:41Right, Max.
13:43Here it is.
13:44Put it in my mouth.
13:45Right.
13:46Oh!
13:46Oh!
13:49Max, it worked!
13:51Yes.
13:52That takes care of the walls.
13:53Now, how are we going to get out of here?
13:55My ring, Max.
13:56My micro-battery-powered diamond drill ring.
13:59Oh, good.
14:00Let me have it.
14:01I'll cut our way out.
14:01Right, Max.
14:02Let me buy 99.
14:04Oh!
14:04Oh!
14:05Let me buy 99.
14:06I'm trying, Max.
14:07Well, I can't get through.
14:08I'll move up.
14:09It's great.
14:09Pull in your stomach.
14:10Maybe I can go under.
14:11Go under.
14:12Okay.
14:13Here we go.
14:13My gun.
14:14Got it, Max.
14:16A little further down there.
14:17You're getting it, Max.
14:19That's it.
14:20Gun.
14:21Not so loud, Mandy.
14:27Oh, Max, we did it.
14:28Yes, now we have to find those men who tried to kill us.
14:31Look, Max, footprints.
14:33Come on.
14:35Either the man who made these footprints had webbed feet or...
14:45Fins.
14:46He was wearing swim fins.
14:49That's it.
14:50Of course.
14:50You're right.
14:51Everything ties in, 99.
14:52That's why we haven't been able to track down that electronic magnetic interference.
14:56It's been underwater.
14:58Come on.
14:58Let's go change.
14:59Let's go change.
14:59Let's go change.
14:59Let's go change.
14:59Let's go change.
15:03Let's go change.
15:28Max, look. It's unbelievable.
15:47It's an entire power station under the lake. No wonder Noah could find it.
15:52Max, look at this.
15:58Do you think anyone heard it?
16:0799, we've done it. We've outwitted, Dr. Yes.
16:11Most humbly beg to disagree.
16:15You told me they were eliminated.
16:18Do you realize I could have you killed for failing to dispose of them?
16:22You won't.
16:22Oui.
16:23Si.
16:23Words of agreement have sufficiently soothed me.
16:27Go to the surface and stand guard.
16:32Now, you will tell me who you are, yes?
16:37Yes, yes.
16:39I'm Maxwell Smart of Control, and this is Agent 99.
16:42And I can tell you this much, yes.
16:43You'll never get away with what you're doing.
16:46Incidentally, what are you doing?
16:48I am preparing to destroy your strategic air command headquarters in Omaha, Nebraska.
16:55Max is right. You'll never get away with it.
16:57The installation will be obliterated by your own missiles.
17:02Your government will have to bow to the will of chaos.
17:05It is said a wise lobster knows the power of its own claws.
17:13Yes, well, it is also said that he who lives by the sword...
17:19How does that go, 99?
17:21He dies by the sword, Max.
17:23Right. Dies by the sword.
17:25True, Mr. Smart.
17:27But beg to remind you, your blade is blunted.
17:31Yes, well, I beg to remind you that it is often said that he who has a blunted blade...
17:40How does that one go, 99?
17:44Now, let me put it another way.
17:46If we don't report in by dark, thousands of troops will swarm into Lost Lake to find us.
17:52Unfortunately, it will be too late.
17:55Please do honor to listen.
18:01Ten minutes to launch.
18:08Ten minutes to launch.
18:10All stations, ten minutes...
18:11Don't tell me they're going to fire the missile.
18:13All stations, ten minutes...
18:14I asked them not to tell me that.
18:16Due to an impending hurricane, the launch time has been moved up to five o'clock this afternoon.
18:23It is more than enough time for me to complete my calculations.
18:27A most excellent breakdown, Natasha.
18:33By adding the barometric pressure, the temperature, and the humidity...
18:37We will know exactly when to activate the deflecting mechanism.
18:42No wonder they can afford such an expensive setup.
18:51Look at all the money he saves on pencils.
18:55According to my humble calculations, the mechanism will be set for precisely one minute after blast-off.
19:03Yes?
19:04I will start the generator and warm up the interference device.
19:11Please to follow me to guest room where you can remove wet clothes.
19:18Then I will show you full extent of humble hospitality.
19:23I hope you will be comfortable.
19:37Oh, let me explain most ingenious mechanism.
19:42I simply turn handle, water floods chamber, drowning occupant.
19:49At the same time raising float, thus lowering revolving blade, eliminating second guest.
19:59Please to enjoy.
20:02Yes?
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20:42The Drill Ring Rats!
20:53The German Drill Range!
21:02The Ring Rats!
21:12Set deflector mechanism for one minute after launch.
21:29Zero minus 30 seconds.
21:34Zero minus 30 seconds.
21:40Zero minus 15 seconds.
21:50Repeat, zero minus 15 seconds.
21:58You're too late, Mr. Smart.
22:01In one minute, the deflector mechanism takes over.
22:05Yes, but there's still time enough to take care of you, Dr. Yes.
22:09You see, I happen to be an expert at hand-to-hand combat.
22:14However, nail-to-nail combat I'm not too crazy about.
22:19All systems are go.
22:23All systems are go.
22:25Prepare to fire missiles.
22:27Prepare to fire missiles.
22:29You have left me with the keenest, sharpest nail of all.
22:34I humbly call it the spoiler.
22:37All I need is scratch you.
22:41You see, the tip is poisoned.
22:44It has been a great pleasure knowing you.
22:48Yes!
22:49Ninety-nine, the mosquito!
22:55Your cheek, yes?
22:56It's on your cheek.
22:57Zero minus 10 seconds.
23:00Repeat.
23:01Zero minus 10 seconds.
23:03You have made me scratch myself.
23:06Nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one, zero.
23:12Blast off.
23:14Blast off.
23:18He's dead, Ninety-nine.
23:19He turned off the deflector mechanism, Max.
23:22Nothing can happen to the missile now.
23:24Yes.
23:25Well, it is truly written in the heavens by the bird of paradise
23:29that he who comes to his own end...
23:33How does that go, Ninety-nine?
23:35Don't tell me it goes like that.
23:45I asked you not to tell me it goes like that.
24:05There inks over the ethics.
24:07Don't tell me, no, it would.
24:09That is true.
24:10Because of the
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24:12Detrage Soci Aufmeralte
24:13Out.
24:14Lesson.
24:15Let's go.
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