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00:00Oh my god, the fairy chair is still here.
00:06Aye, we call this circle the lucky hoop.
00:08Yeah?
00:08Don't know why.
00:16You're a scut.
00:18Me?
00:18Yeah.
00:19Not at all.
00:20You are, though.
00:22You're all right.
00:23You're all right.
00:30I suppose you haven't organized all this for me, did you?
00:35New millennium.
00:37Fucking over it already.
00:38There's too many trees.
00:43You hot dope.
00:50Easy, tiger.
00:52God loves a try.
01:00Jesus.
01:02Jamie.
01:04Jamie, what the fuck is happening?
01:06Good morning.
01:36So, a lot of feedback on the script, some of it good.
01:53Well, I am excited.
01:55Kudos to Wendy for optioning that book, boy.
01:59What a page turner, huh?
02:01It sure is a quick read.
02:03And where are we with locations?
02:07We're close.
02:08Yeah, we're rounding third.
02:12Europe's got a lot of options, as you'd expect with a historical piece.
02:15And we've yet to sign off on that lakeside location in Ireland.
02:18Is that right?
02:19We've narrowed it down to two locations in the northwest.
02:22Seems to be a straight choice between Drumbon in the north and Boyle, which apparently is
02:27more pleasant than it sounds.
02:29I fly over to sign off on the final location later today.
02:32Could I hear that your hometown is still in the mix, Wendy?
02:35If they'll let me back in, sir.
02:38Worth reminding everyone that current tax incentives make Boyle south of the border the much more
02:43attractive financial option.
02:45Peter Claude, table four?
02:47Uh, how's everything at home, sir?
02:50Oh, staying safe, Wendy.
02:52Staying safe.
02:53I'm hoping to get back into the office very soon.
02:55Yeah, I don't know what I would do if my dog was immunocompromised.
02:58Kudos for keeping your family safe.
03:00Um, circling back to locations, I have some thoughts.
03:03Honestly, sir, I have no skin in the game.
03:05I haven't been there since I was a teenager, which is nearly a decade now.
03:09Well, be safe out there, Wendy.
03:14You too, sir.
03:16Don't let any books drop on you.
03:18Uh, what, what, what was that?
03:21No, I was...
03:22Okay, I'll check in from the road.
03:24All right.
03:25Signing off.
03:26What the fuck?
03:27Buckers in Fiji.
03:28Good luck.
03:29Thanks, Wendy.
03:30Uh, one sec, Wendy.
03:31Look, I know you're on your way.
03:32Yeah, here you are.
03:33But I realize that this is a big step up from your previous projects.
03:49And I think it goes without saying that location is a very big, big decision.
03:53It's just important that we make it with our heads, right?
03:56Not our hearts.
03:58Does that make sense to you?
03:59It makes so much sense, Brad.
04:01Great.
04:02So I'll assess both locations on their merits, and then choose the location that best suits
04:07our needs.
04:08Well, if you're sure.
04:09Do I sound unsure?
04:10Uh...
04:11I'll check in from the road.
04:12Okay.
04:17Fucking stairs.
04:24Doors closing.
04:25Do I sound unsure?
04:26Do I sound unsure?
04:32Do I sound unsure?
04:40It's television, so don't expect them to tell you what really happened.
04:44No offense.
04:45But why are they even making a TV show about history anyway?
04:48I've been there, done that.
04:49I don't think it's about history, from what I've been told.
04:52It's about myths and folklore, which is...
04:55Ah, same, same.
04:56Not same, same, Brandon.
04:58History is the story of what happened to us, as best we know it.
05:03Whereas myths is the story we tell ourselves.
05:06When the history is too boring, or indeed, too brutal to repeat.
05:11You can learn from history.
05:13But you can't learn from fairy tales.
05:15I don't care if they cast me as Queen Maeve.
05:18I'm not taking my top off for it.
05:22I'll let them know.
05:23I can't imagine any of this will matter anyway.
05:34I'm sure they'll choose some other stupid town to film their show in.
05:40Which means we can keep ourselves a little secret from the world.
05:44Fuck.
05:59Fuckin' birds.
06:02They are coming for you, Doctor.
06:07Do I owe them money, Betty?
06:11If they come back, will you tell them I'm in Lanzarote?
06:16They've waited forever to see you.
06:19Well, maybe if my house calls didn't take so long.
06:23Will you follow the light, please, Mrs Battles?
06:26Miss Battles, please, Doctor.
06:28Mr Battles has been making the ground colder for 30 years now.
06:36You're married, aren't you?
06:37Yeah.
06:39Seamus?
06:40Yeah.
06:41That's my name.
06:42The wife has a name of her own, no doubt.
06:44And one of these days, by God, I swear I'll learn it.
06:49Your blood pressure's a little high.
06:53You promise to take it easy on the rowing machine?
06:55Well, I've clearly been over-indulting myself with excessive masturbation, Seamus.
07:00It's an issue I've struggled with my whole life.
07:03I might head off, sir.
07:07Cool enough, Jimmy.
07:08I'll walk you out.
07:10Mere grains of sand are we floating uselessly through space and time.
07:16Grains of sand fighting over who's the wettest.
07:18Right here, Mammy.
07:19Now, thanks for making the house call. I know we're out of the way.
07:23Did you pay the doctor, Barry?
07:25I did, Mammy. I mean, that's not really the way it works, but don't worry, the doctor will be well taken care of.
07:31That makes one of us so.
07:35She's some woman.
07:37I'll see you on the pitch later, Seamus.
07:41You will.
07:43Thanks again for that.
07:48God, you're a big family for the masturbation, Barry.
08:01We're so close.
08:10They're not that close.
08:11What?
08:13No, like...
08:14Spatially.
08:15Like...
08:16Both our faces are so close.
08:18I would like to try a big steel barrel for you.
08:32Do you want to go first, or?
08:34No. You work away.
08:36I've only year two.
08:38Boston Tea Party shit.
08:44Do you need a hander?
08:46I'm sure I'll manage.
09:01No.
09:19Carol Chapman?
09:20Yeah?
09:21Tony Lombardi, did I tell you about Tony?
09:23Yeah, I know, Mom.
09:24I'm totally caught up with who died this year.
09:26Oh, from my texts?
09:27Oh, my ride's here.
09:28Okay, Wendy.
09:29I'll call same time next week.
09:31Apparently, Gina Lopez is on her last legs.
09:34No, Mom.
09:35I'm gonna be in Ireland for the next month, remember?
09:38For the show.
09:39Oh.
09:40The time difference is a bit funky,
09:41so I might be a little quiet.
09:42Are you sure you're ready to go back?
09:47Yeah, I am.
09:50It's work.
09:52They'll make fun of my silly new ways.
09:53I'll make fun of theirs.
09:54It'll be a hoot.
09:56Will it?
09:58I'd rather be with Tony Lombardi.
10:01The neighbors are gonna watch Wanda,
10:02so obviously she's been giving me the silent treatment all day.
10:06Very cool, me.
10:09You think you'll see your father and what's her tits?
10:12Yeah, I might try to swing by.
10:14Well, that sounds stressful as fuck.
10:16Don't drink too much.
10:18I don't drink too much, Mom.
10:19And don't smoke too much.
10:22Gotta go. I love you.
10:23I could come with you, Wendy.
10:25Mm-mm.
10:26Mm-mm.
10:27Yeah.
10:41Bitch!
10:43Gotcha!
10:46Sophie!
10:47You meanin' to ask how your young ones are comin' along, Shamie?
10:53Well, you know those plans we had for the club hoist trophy room?
10:56Trophy room?
10:58I'd ditch the idea of building an extension, as all I am saying.
11:00What? Not the most talented footballers.
11:02I have a theory.
11:03I don't think we even have a trophy shelf.
11:06These lads and lasses were all born in the year 2007,
11:10when we had an awful issue with the local water supply.
11:12The contamination at the reservoir?
11:14This is where my theory comes in.
11:16With regards to the kids out there,
11:17and their allergic reaction to kicking up Wall Street.
11:20You think dead sheep water is to blame, Doctor?
11:22Well, it's certainly not the coaching bar.
11:24God forbid.
11:26Fuck.
11:29Why are they switching the lights on?
11:30Trust me, there's nothin' worth illuminatin' on that pitch.
11:37Alright, same time next week.
11:39We'll try again.
11:41And fail better.
11:52Did you hear the news about the TV production?
11:55Huh?
11:56Last I heard, we're among a bunch of small towns,
11:58braiding ourselves around like some kind of rural beauty queens.
12:02Looking for one last spin on the dance floor?
12:04Oh, we're down to the last two beauty queens.
12:06Well, we must invest in a giant sash.
12:09Well, speaking of sashes,
12:11McCurdle has called a strategy meeting tonight.
12:13Well, then the opera...
12:16She'll have to wait.
12:18To the white prejudice!
12:21Come on, Barry, do it!
12:22Come on, Barry, do it!
12:24Come on, Barry!
12:25Do it!
12:26It's your move.
12:55I know.
12:56We have Joyce replenishing the flowerbeds twice weekly now.
13:00And when they had their last location scout, we had the walking club write Welcome and Sticks down by the river.
13:06Nice Sticks.
13:07That's a nice touch, Barbara.
13:09It feels like it's just a waiting game now, she may.
13:11It's all about the tax breaks.
13:13If they go for a town south of the border, it'll be Boyd.
13:16Gemma telling that.
13:17Aye.
13:17And if they go for a town north of the border, it'll be us.
13:20It's as simple as that, isn't it?
13:22I don't see it so simple.
13:24Here we go.
13:25Do you not, Keith?
13:26No, because I googled it.
13:27And TV programmes the likes of this have budgets of tens of millions of pounds to spend every year.
13:33I'm not going to lie to you.
13:34We could find a decent use for that kind of money, boys.
13:36Go, Cartrick.
13:38Drummond's had a rough time of it.
13:40We've had the recession, the smoking ban, Sheepgate, the magnet mine closing, the pandemic,
13:45the abundance of Nettles keeping all the tourists away.
13:48No town has had it easy, Keith.
13:49I wish you.
13:50Look, Boyle is as charming a town as there is, and there's nobody can deny that.
13:54But is it not too metropolitan for what they need?
14:00How do you know what they need?
14:02How would you know what they need?
14:04What age are we?
14:05Cut it out, will you?
14:06No, you cut it out.
14:07I didn't set up this committee for you to be nagging me all night.
14:10Lads, lads, listen.
14:12I'll be the first to admit, I also find Barry's voice very dull.
14:17And mumbly.
14:18But we can't bicker about Barry's horribly dull and mumbly voice every time we set up a committee.
14:24I will have to stop setting up committees, Keith.
14:26I'm a baritone in the choir.
14:29Ain't them baritone in the choir.
14:33How's it about?
14:34I just head down to Boyle and see where we're placed.
14:37Great farm to table options.
14:39I have a cousin in risky who keeps bees.
14:41That could be handy.
14:43We could sting him out.
14:44Yeah, I'll just have a wee nosy.
14:47Maybe visit their beautiful Cistercian monastery or take a stroll by their new canal.
14:51Make notes.
14:57Take photos.
14:58Yes, that's a great idea, Keith.
15:01That's a great idea, Keith.
15:03Does she have a silly little mouth like butter wouldn't melt?
15:08You're never going to get it.
15:13Alan, recent train.
15:16More than 45 miles.
15:181,035.
15:19Have you any news on the college front?
15:21I can just talk louder, you know.
15:29Hello, humble 999.
15:31Haven't met a pair of headphones.
15:34Can't stop me yet.
15:35Hello, 100 miles.
15:37Definitely not in a car.
15:39Expecting a long 999.
15:42So much bird shit on the car.
15:44Aye.
15:45Just born lucky, I guess.
15:47The area forecast begins moderate.
15:49Becoming cyclonic six to eight later.
15:53Wind travelling in from the Atlantic.
15:56Bringing heavy rains.
15:57Ah, the wanderer's return.
16:02Your dinner's in the bin.
16:04And honestly, you're better for it.
16:06Sorry.
16:08There was a strategy meeting.
16:10What, for the I am Celt thing?
16:11Aye.
16:12What a load of shit.
16:14Still shocked you didn't make the committee?
16:15Hiya, Sonny.
16:19You evening good?
16:20Yeah.
16:21Night.
16:24Love our chats.
16:26I think he's just wrecked.
16:28I wanted to ask him if he's been chasing up those college reapplications.
16:31Yeah.
16:33Yeah, you should.
16:38Do you want to lift him to bed?
16:42Sure I'll manage.
16:44But you've the finest manager in all of Ireland right here.
16:47Oh, what do you say?
16:53Oh, what do you say?
16:57All right.
17:03Oh.
17:06Oh...
17:22Sorry.
17:36Can I get you anything?
17:49Hi.
17:53Can I get you anything?
17:55Can I get you anything?
17:58Excuse me?
17:59How much longer until we land?
18:01Oh, it shouldn't be more than an hour.
18:03Will it be your first time in Ireland?
18:06No.
18:09Oh, do you have a bathroom?
18:11On the plane?
18:15Yeah.
18:15I meant, where is your bathroom?
18:18We have two in the front, and there's three more behind us.
18:20I think the two in the front are occupied, so...
18:22Yeah, it's all right.
18:24I don't need to use it, thanks.
18:36Has it always been this damp?
19:01Ice caps and that, I suppose.
19:03Without a love to call my own, my life was incomplete.
19:11It seems I couldn't help but think that love was not...
19:14Second turn after the bridge, please.
19:15Quick, high-end buy.
19:19A while since you've been back.
19:22Twenty years.
19:23Maybe more.
19:24You lost the accent.
19:26Barely made it through customs.
19:28That's a fair few years, though.
19:30Mammy will have the dinner on.
19:31Not sure my stepmother's much of a cook.
19:35I've been booked to take you to Belmore Manor while I, uh, wait outside for you.
19:39You're fucking better.
19:41Half hour and you drag me out the door.
19:43Seriously, even if I tell you I want to stay,
19:46you tell them I have an important work call with Mickey fucking Mouse or whatever the fuck.
19:52No bother, yeah.
19:53Mickey Mouse it is, so.
19:54I wonder where the sadness went.
19:57Cause I'm getting happy.
19:58Oh, I'm getting happy.
20:01I'm getting happy on my lonely days ago.
20:05I'm getting happy, no more lonely nights alone.
20:09I got someone to call my own, and now my life is like a song.
20:13And he had...
20:14Did you tell them you were coming?
20:38Yep.
20:44You can take me to the hotel.
20:52I want to stretch my legs and take a piss.
20:54Did you know marijuana is legal in Los Angeles?
21:17The fuck are you reading?
21:18Dad.
21:19On my life, I was just gazing down into you,
21:21thinking, look at my studious wee girl there, doing her homework.
21:23I just finished it.
21:25Go on.
21:26Your mother's waiting in the car.
21:28You could cycle.
21:29I don't want you cycling in the woods.
21:30Or get a wee motorbike, maybe?
21:32Go on.
21:32Off to school.
21:34I have a solo trip to Al-Adebuk.
21:37Oh my God, I would love to see you on weed.
21:40Well, you saw me at your communion.
21:45Shut up.
21:46You're in a class of 44, Joanne.
21:48I left a lot of time for private reflection at the church door.
21:51You're a bad liar.
21:55Me gonna stay home and listen to Bob Marley, man, before me start work.
21:59The accent is problematic, daddy.
22:02Aye.
22:03Me know this now.
22:05Every time I look down on this timeless town
22:10Whether blue or grey be her skies
22:14Whether loud be her cheers
22:17Or whether soft be her tears
22:20Great location, this.
22:21More and more do I realise that
22:27I love her in the free time
22:36Come on, Jules.
22:39That'll do, Jules.
22:41I said, that'll do.
22:46Pig.
22:47Pig!
22:48Yeah, that's not your pig.
22:49Is that gross?
22:50Maybe.
22:50Take a photo.
22:53Not of me, Jules.
22:59What's her issue now?
23:01She wants to bring her kids and the nanny along for the shoot
23:04But we never budgeted for the director's family.
23:07It's not stipulated in her contract.
23:08It's not our problem.
23:09Maybe her experience is worth paying for.
23:11Her twins just turned one
23:12And she told me she's still breastfeeding
23:14Which seems clingy.
23:16No, having her kids around is only going to diminish her focus.
23:20And I mean, twins?
23:22Seriously?
23:23Grow the fuck up.
23:26Well, anyway, she's threatening to exit the project
23:28If we don't work it out.
23:30Uh, then let her.
23:31I honestly prefer the other director anyway.
23:35He's cool.
23:36He's got no baggage.
23:37Artie showreel.
23:38Mm, cool.
23:39Artie showreel.
23:40I don't know, Wendy.
23:42It's your call.
23:43And I'm making it, Brad.
23:44I gotta go.
23:45I'm stepping into a production meeting.
23:46Oh, so am I.
23:47Miss you.
24:01I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I
24:31Oh, shit!
24:33Oh, shit!
24:34Ricardo!
24:36Alexander!
24:37Get over here!
24:39Get over here,
24:47Get over here!
24:48Oh, shit!
24:49Get over here!
24:51Oh, shit!
24:52I know!
24:54I know.
24:55I know!
24:56I know!
24:57I know!
24:58I know!
24:59Sander, get over here and leave that cursed lady alone.
25:06They could have fucking mauled me. They should be locked up.
25:09Oh, good enough. Yeah, you grab them there and I'll get you the locks.
25:11Are you being fucking funny?
25:12Well, that time I was, I suppose.
25:14What's your name?
25:15Relax, would you? No lives were lost.
25:17Hey!
25:19Do you want to sit down? There's a wee fairy chair around the corner.
25:22I know where the fucking fairy chairs is.
25:24Okay.
25:26Now I don't need to sit down.
25:28Do you want a cigarette?
25:29Do what?
25:31Well, to chill you out like.
25:35You got anything stronger?
25:37Well, I've half an ounce of skunk in my shoe, but honestly, it's been there for about a week, so I wouldn't get me hopes up.
25:43Look, I'm sorry about my dogs.
25:46Colonel and Sanders?
25:47Oh, well, the fuckers kept killing the neighbour's chickens, you see.
25:50I know I should probably have a leash.
25:53It's okay, I'm all right.
25:55I've got a pet, too, so I know how things can be.
25:58I'm sorry, I was so rude.
26:01I've been living in America.
26:02Oh, gotcha.
26:03I understand completely.
26:05I had a cousin who spent a summer in Boston once, and he came back a raid, cunt.
26:08Well, honestly, it took him a fortnight to loosen up.
26:11So, ours full jet lag takes two weeks?
26:13That's it, exactly.
26:14Better keep your head down until the new moon.
26:16Good luck.
26:20Have a nice day.
26:22Fuck off.
26:23Orange is zero, zero.
26:42And the radius of that circle is exactly one unit.
26:46We travel around the circumference of the circle counterclockwise, and the coordinates
26:51start.
26:52Can I make an excuse for a sec?
26:55Yeah, yeah, of course.
26:58Hello, Mrs. Proctor.
26:59Did you need me, Mum?
27:04Oh, yeah, darling, um, just a quick one.
27:09Okay, what is it?
27:10I'm going to show you trigonometry.
27:12Sorry, can we just, um, I just wanted to touch base with you, you know, about the whole,
27:18like, your brother dropping out of medical college thing.
27:26It's mad, isn't it?
27:28What?
27:29I just feel like we never, you know, you and I, you never get a chance to discuss it.
27:36Seems like a mistake.
27:38Mum, this is...
27:38No, on my part is what I mean, you know.
27:42Although, actually, you could have brought it up if you wanted to.
27:45Aye, I did, aye.
27:47But, like, at home, where we are loads of the time.
27:52Right.
27:54Right.
27:57Yes, they were cool.
28:00Very cool.
28:02Take a night.
28:03Aye.
28:03Aye.
28:17Hold on.
28:26Are we the Epidels?
28:29That is unclear as of now.
28:31But whomever did this barbaric act does not seem interested in getting to know us any better.
28:37Not sure I want to hang out with them either, T.D.H.
28:39No, that makes sense.
28:41No, it doesn't.
28:43None of this makes any sense.
28:45Come on.
28:46Are we supposed to believe that a local person would do something like this two weeks before
28:49Vegan Awareness Month?
28:50It just doesn't add up.
28:52Why would anyone from Boyle paint this here?
28:54Well, they wanted it to look like blood.
28:56No.
28:58Sure.
28:58But why this?
29:00Why here?
29:01To keep the infidels away.
29:04But let's not overthink this.
29:06Look, we can dispose of the head.
29:09My uncle runs a sanctuary for injured falcons, so that'll help.
29:13And the kids in town usually do a voluntary community cleanup around 3pm, so everything will
29:18be back to normal before you know it.
29:20But we didn't do this.
29:21No.
29:22And whomever did, be careful of them.
29:25It's not the sign of a plan going great, is it?
29:33Or second meeting having to take place in the privacy of a fucking sheepshed?
29:37Right.
29:38Mistakes were made.
29:40May a culpa.
29:41I thought it was a good idea.
29:42Death to the infidels.
29:44Thought it sounded scary.
29:46I'm pretty sure we are the infidels, Keith.
29:49Like the whites.
29:50Well, it's not called show friends, is it?
29:53Show business.
29:54Did I hear you got the red paint from Drombon Fire Station?
29:57At which I am an active volunteer.
29:58Thank you very much.
29:59You're welcome.
30:00Now, how's the battery looking on that machine there, Shemmy?
30:03Oh, it's low enough.
30:044%.
30:05Do you want me to switch it off?
30:07It will be another, what, 5 or 6.
30:09Fuck it, let's roll the dice.
30:12And I presume the pig's head?
30:16Barbara.
30:18Jesus.
30:18I didn't make him pay for it.
30:20The pig paid a price, Barbara.
30:21And what's the crack with the wicker man?
30:24Oh, that wasn't us, actually.
30:26I think that was just there.
30:28We should tell them what we did, really.
30:30All being fair.
30:32The TV people.
30:33I'm going to slap you in a minute.
30:34Ten years you're saying that.
30:36They're probably going to give it to Boyle anyway.
30:37We can't compete with the glory of Lock Key at dusk, so.
30:40Aye.
30:40We have our secret weapon, though.
30:44Apparently, one of the producers used to live here years ago.
30:47What?
30:48Here in Drombon?
30:49Down the road a while.
30:50The family lived in Belle Coo, apparently.
30:53Not many of them left now, mind.
30:55Flew the coop herself a long time back by the sounds of it.
30:58One of her crew came into the White Ridge, where I'd always be on a Thursday for the pea soup and the toast cheese and onion sandwich.
31:07Tasty sandwich.
31:08Word is, a few of the head honchos are staying at Belmore Manor, down by the lake.
31:15Not rushing you, but if there's much more to this, I might stick the tablet on sleep mode.
31:18Well, that's a tasty sandwich.
31:48I think I might have bumped into her, running in the park.
31:54Where did you...
31:55Are you even on this committee, Shelley?
31:57Nothing else happening in town.
31:58Hold on a minute.
31:59You were running in the park.
32:00Was I, fuck?
32:01No, Daddy's got gout again or some shite, so I'm in charge of the dogs.
32:05I met her fairly close to your place, Jamie.
32:08But how do you know it was her?
32:11I don't, I suppose.
32:14Did you catch her name, Shelley?
32:17No.
32:19Well, she was.
32:20Did you learn anything else about her, Shelley?
32:23Anything that might tip the balance in our favour?
32:28Well, she seems really afraid of dogs.
32:31Well, that's good.
32:32We can use that.
32:33To do what?
32:34What goes on in your head at all?
32:38It's like King Kong's mumbling and beckoned ghosts.
32:40If we all headed down to the hotel to stake our case for Drumbon, it might make a difference.
32:45Them yanks are well turned on by initiative and all that shite.
32:48Exactly, Shelley.
32:50But we don't even know her name.
32:52I could get it.
32:53I did the spit roast at the wedding buffet for the receptionist's niece.
32:59She's easy, Bart.
33:00But they don't make these decisions on the spur of the moment.
33:03I'm sure us going down there will make no difference to where they do their show.
33:06Oh, you sure, are you?
33:08The broken bass drum has spoken, eh?
33:10Chief Lamb Supplier and Vice President of Paramount Facking Pictures has spoken.
33:15I'm a hundred percent sure as well to happen there.
33:17You're like Robbie Bremmer.
33:19Are you all right there, Jamie?
33:22Aye.
33:23I just didn't realise Barry took that job at Paramount.
33:28It does really stink in here.
33:29The sheep's new feed has them gassy.
33:32Hey, Barry, could I use your toilet?
33:37It's blocked.
33:38Can you piss in the field?
33:40I'd imagine I could.
33:54You sure you're okay missing the fireworks in Trombone?
33:57Aye.
33:58Never been a fan of organised one anyway.
34:00Same.
34:00Freezing my ass off in the woods to mark the day makes much more sense.
34:05You sure?
34:07Yeah.
34:08May as well make the most of you while you're in town.
34:11It's not like you'd be here anyway.
34:13Who knows?
34:15Maybe I'll move back and, uh, raise chickens.
34:20You couldn't raise a chicken burger.
34:23Which is why I need a doctor.
34:26Oh, I'm a student.
34:28Yeah, you'll be back.
34:29Go wanderer, me.
34:38Doctor, we have discussed it politely and have decided that we're all going to the hotel to talk to the TV lady.
34:45One's for sorrow, two's for joy.
35:03Three's for a girl and four's for a boy.
35:11Five's for silver, six for gold.
35:19I'm sorry.
35:19I'm sorry.
35:19I'm sorry.
35:22Seven's for a secret, never told.
35:26Sorry.
35:27Good evening, Mrs. Potter.
35:28So, I'll put forward the financial argument, but you lot fight like wolves to show her how friendly we are as a community.
35:35I'll hit her with a youth stick.
35:36And don't forget the dogs.
35:38Oh.
35:38You're all sir playing up again, Doc?
35:45Wendy.
35:46I think her name's Wendy.
35:48You know her, Shemmy?
35:49I think I know her.
35:52Or I knew her, maybe.
35:54What, like you knew her?
35:56Knew her.
35:57No.
35:58No.
35:58Well, maybe you should go talk to the lady alone.
36:00Bring a bit of the old proctor magic.
36:03Aye.
36:06She might feel a bit crowded if we all came at her.
36:09You still have a wee soft spot for her there now, Shemmy?
36:12I have a wee soft spot for her right here.
36:16No, wait.
36:16That's not very sexy, actually, is it?
36:17No.
36:18Let's forget that happened.
36:19You should definitely go alone, Shemmy.
36:21No.
36:47Sorry.
36:49Sorry.
36:57My name is Wendy Patterson.
37:01I remember you, Wendy.
37:04You've aged well.
37:06Well, you've aged.
37:09I tried to stay in touch.
37:11Aye?
37:11You changed your number.
37:14Ah, a few times.
37:15I tried all of them.
37:26Are you going to tell them all what happened, Shemmy Proctor?
37:30What are you talking about, Wendy?
37:32The night of the millennium?
37:34You and me in the woods near Loch MacNein?
37:40That was a lifetime ago.
37:44Are you going to tell them?
37:45I'm a doctor now.
37:51Did you know that?
37:54And so it begins.
37:58Hey.
38:00We did the pig's head.
38:03Yeah.
38:05Did seem out of character for the lovely people of Boyle.
38:07Well, we're a madfuckers now.
38:11You don't want to bring the circus to Trombone.
38:13You wouldn't be safe.
38:16Let me ask you something, Shemmy.
38:21Why did you never leave?
38:26I suppose I didn't feel like I had a choice.
38:31Why did you come back?
38:34Same.
38:37I'm sorry, Wendy.
38:47What's the Reverend doing these days?
38:51Whoa.
38:52My goodness.
38:54I've forgotten how bright the stars are at home.
38:55Yeah.
39:07Well, she doesn't look local.
39:22What does that mean?
39:24She looks like she's seen the inside of a gym and whatnot.
39:30Here he comes.
39:31She says, Shemmy.
39:32What the fuck is that?
39:39That?
39:40It's show business.
39:41Sanders!
40:07Bender!
40:11And I am pleased to announce tonight that that location will be Drumbon.
40:41Yes! That's glass! Oh, my God!
40:58That's what you wanted, isn't it?
41:01Aye.
41:02Thank you, everyone.
41:02Well, it's going to be great.
41:04Thank you very much.
41:05Change the place forever.
41:06We are excited to get started, and I am looking forward to coming home.
41:10How do I know her?
41:12I can't wait to start sharing our story with the world.
41:17And catching up with old friends.
41:21Joanne was Googling marijuana this morning.
41:25Dad!
41:26What?
41:27Wendy!
41:45Is that a fucking spaceship?
41:49Yeah!
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