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00:00No.
00:19Wendy?
00:20What is that?
00:22Hi.
00:23Brad?
00:24Christ.
00:25Good morning.
00:26Well, it may be there, but it's not morning here and it's not good.
00:29Are we looking at her ear?
00:31We have a bit of a problem, Wendy.
00:34Josh is here.
00:35Hey, man.
00:36Hi, you may.
00:37There they are.
00:38I trust the wrap party went well?
00:40Yeah, fun.
00:41Lots of it.
00:42Looks like we woke you, Wendy.
00:43Astrid in Amsterdam?
00:44I thought you were on maternity leave.
00:46Well, yeah, I'm supposed to be.
00:48It's a cute fucking baby.
00:50So, I wanted to jump on as we were concerned about a copyright issue regarding IMCALS that
00:55came via our London office.
00:57So, Derek, we'll get you up.
00:59Hiya, mate.
01:00Nice to see you.
01:01Is it?
01:02Well, turns out we don't actually own the rights to the book.
01:07But, well...
01:08I mean, the writer of the show wrote the book, so we...
01:10Not according to publishing house.
01:12Book author has a different name and we don't have an authorized signatory for our contracts.
01:18So, every day we don't have official signature is a risk.
01:24And, obviously, IMCALS will never make it to the big screen until we get it.
01:28Yeah.
01:29Why am I here?
01:30Well, this is my hotel room.
01:32So, it goes without saying, although I'll say it, we need the official sign off from
01:37the rights holder ASAP as possible.
01:40Yeah, I'll get right on that.
01:41I'm sure it's just an oversight or something.
01:42Maybe ask the author about some of the historical inaccuracies we're seeing in the early cuts.
01:47What?
01:48We're the studio that made Tall Napoleon.
01:50You guys all read the source material.
01:52Isn't it all in the book?
01:53No.
01:54No.
01:55But, if I were you, I'd have a little tête-à-tête with the screenwriter.
01:59Since it was you who did the deal on the book in the first place.
02:02Yep.
02:03Great to see you, Wendy.
02:04Hey, Carl.
02:05Hey, Carl.
02:06Hey, Carl.
02:07Oh, Carl from Catering's here.
02:09Okay, well, I better track down that writer.
02:12Bye, all.
02:13Absolutely.
02:14Thanks, guys.
02:15Why am I in your room?
02:20What's exactly the question I asked as you poured yourself into my bed?
02:23But, alas, you weren't awake long enough to answer us.
02:26Worry not, Wendy, darling.
02:27Nothing happened.
02:29I've just been sitting here listening to you snore.
02:32Like a pretty little pig.
02:35I don't think Derry is your friend.
02:37Why is the book not registered in your name, Jack?
02:40Macchiato?
02:41I'm presuming it's a mix-up?
02:43Do you know what your lanky friend Napoleon said about history?
02:48Why am I in your room?
02:50No, no.
02:51He said that history is a set of lies agreed upon.
02:55Isn't that clever?
02:57You assured me that your manuscript underwent standard academic sourcing,
03:02and now my colleagues are-
03:03Wendy, Wendy, Wendy, I would love to tell you which words are gospel
03:06and which are embellishment.
03:08Sadly, I just don't know.
03:09Well, why don't you know?
03:10You wrote the fucking book.
03:11Well, and I think you'll find this funny.
03:17Please tell me you wrote the book.
03:20Wendy, I'm well acquainted with the actual author, of course.
03:25Your name is on the fucking cover.
03:28Wendy.
03:30Wendy.
03:31Our night may have ended tamely,
03:33but we shared a cuddle on the dance floor that would have made Beelzebub blush.
03:36Where the hell is the author, Jack?
03:38We need their signature.
03:40In the beautiful industrial city of Birmingham.
03:43We could visit-
03:46What?
03:47What?
03:48Get your passport, dipshit.
03:50I'll catch you later, sir.
03:52Good morning, sir.
03:54Miss-
03:55Miss-
03:59Miss-
04:00Brendan's about to show ho-
04:01Would you put that toga down, Brendan?
04:03Right?
04:04Let-
04:05Let's summarise.
04:06Men of Rome.
04:08What say ye?
04:09We Romans hate ye Celtic hordes.
04:12But what are your specific objections to the Celts based on a millennium of conflicts?
04:22The Celts are accused on three coins.
04:24You drink too much.
04:25You sing too much.
04:28And you allow women far too much power.
04:31You little bastard, you can't tell me.
04:33All right, all right.
04:34Calm down before I have to roll over ye.
04:42So, you're telling me that any male Roman citizen could accuse someone of a crime and then prosecute him or her?
04:51That's right.
04:52And all I have to say is she's my wife and she cheated on me and she stole my chariot.
05:04The power women once had is a fair contrast to today though.
05:10In birth, death and love.
05:13Women had more sexual freedom in ancient Celtic society.
05:18It was a polygamous and polyandrous culture.
05:23Meaning both men and women could have multiple spouses.
05:27Love gave way to life and death back then.
05:33So, the idea of betrayal was an alien one.
05:36And if you did feel shame, at least you wouldn't live long enough to die from it.
05:42It was a good time for men.
05:44We just need to remember that.
05:49Shelly, come quick.
05:51I think Mammy might be dead.
05:53What are you going to do, Doctor?
05:57There's not a whole lot I can't do, Barry.
06:01When did you last speak to her?
06:03Well, I was at a sustainable farming conference in Turles Monday and stayed the night.
06:08She waved me off?
06:12Before I left, I really started to think that her breath was very faint.
06:16It was like one of those hair dryers with the wrong plug.
06:20It was like...
06:35Sounds like maybe she hasn't really been breathing then for four days.
06:39I mean, she's holding Sunday's paper.
06:41Well, when I got home, I was worried that she'd get mad at me for disturbing her for no reason, you know.
06:45You thought she'd be annoyed at you after she was already dead?
06:48Well, she could be testy in the mornings.
06:51Doctor, is there any...
06:53protocol?
06:58Yeah.
07:03Yeah.
07:05By the power vested in me,
07:08I could now pronounce your mother dead.
07:12My God, Mummy.
07:17Can I hug her now?
07:19You can, Barry.
07:24Dad, you've got your big meeting tomorrow.
07:26Are you sure that the health board will be cool with you doing this?
07:29Yeah, yeah.
07:30Yeah, it's all good.
07:32There's ticking boxes and whatnot.
07:34Ah, sorry for your loss, Barry.
07:37Cheers, Sonny.
07:39She was a remarkable woman.
07:42Incredibly strict.
07:44Did you have any final words?
07:47Oh, let me think.
07:50We were watching the weather forecast, she loved that.
07:53The change in seasons.
07:54And she thought the meteorologist's dress was way too tight.
08:00Right.
08:01Fashionable to the end.
08:02Aye.
08:04A slut for the rain, she said.
08:07And then Mummy just kinda...
08:10drifted off.
08:11You're all burning.
08:12You're all burning.
08:32It feels like it's been a minute.
08:34What?
08:36Didn't we do it, Beth?
08:38A month.
08:42That's a lot more than a minute.
08:47Shamey, sweetheart.
08:49It's lovely now.
08:51I just woke up.
08:53Dying for a whiz.
08:56Can you?
08:59Of course.
09:08Can't compete with a full bladder.
09:28So let me get this straight.
09:30You didn't write the book.
09:32And you're not a historian.
09:33No.
09:34But have you heard me sing Brown Eyed Girl?
09:37This cover gives the impression that it was authored by an academic.
09:41Well, no lie told.
09:42The author is a doctor.
09:44So he is a doctor.
09:45Well, she...
09:47is a dentist.
09:49Sorry.
09:50The author of the book is a dentist from Birmingham.
09:52Dr. Fatima Balakrishnan is a master of root canals and the bronzes.
09:56I was wondering why the script got so different from the book.
09:59I might have missed that.
10:01I've had a lot on my mind.
10:03Wendy, darling, worry not.
10:04I may have sprinkled the odd fantasy to bring the past to life for the viewer,
10:08but your television program will be much the better for it.
10:11What are your primary sources?
10:13Writers have different sources.
10:15We're sponges of the soul, you know?
10:17From which bath did you squeeze out the stuff about the goddess Bridget fucking your son?
10:21I believe I heard that theory on a historical podcast.
10:27A podcast?
10:29What is it called?
10:32Toilet Break History with Gabby the Greek and Johnny Watwat.
10:35Professors, are they?
10:37Gabby the Greek and Johnny fucking hoo-hoo?
10:39Johnny Watwat. Have some respect. The man used to be death.
10:42Jules, step on it. I gotta get the fuck out of here.
10:43Get the fuck out of here!
10:44The mother of the world
10:48Is the mother of the world
10:56Will we ever meet again?
11:01Or is this just a one last step?
11:05But as I hold you in my arms
11:08I wish this night would never end
11:13Why wasn't even that program used to be on,
11:41where they were all living on a spaceship for some reason?
11:44Star Trek?
11:45No.
11:46Battlestar Galactica?
11:47No.
11:50Are we gonna get more clues or are we just guessing now?
11:52Was one of them a cat?
11:54Maybe.
11:55One of the astronauts was a cat?
11:57Yes.
11:58Red Dwarf.
11:59The very one.
12:00Good woman, Wendy.
12:05Are they bringing it back or something, Jack?
12:07I have no idea, Julian.
12:08No, I was trying to recall what it was they called those stars in space that expand far
12:13too quickly and implode violently and then diminish into nothing but a lonely rock floating in
12:21a vast abyss.
12:24And now I know.
12:25Thanks to my good friend and bedfellow here.
12:32Because that's it, isn't it?
12:35Now, the British Empire, a wee red dwarf.
12:40Flight SB 267 to Birmingham is now open for boarding at gate 3A.
12:48Jules, can you Google Maps to see how long the journey is on the other end?
12:51It shouldn't be longer than 20 minutes, depending on traffic.
12:53You've been to the author's house?
12:55Yes.
12:56Since I lived there.
12:58You lived with the author?
12:59When?
13:00Well, primarily when we were married.
13:01We're going to see your ex-wife?
13:02I would have told her we were coming, I promise.
13:03But I'm yet to be convinced by the need for a mobile telephone.
13:19Fucking kill me now, baby Jesus.
13:25Not a happy little bear.
13:28Why was it that he was a cop?
13:32God knows.
13:34TV is full of stupids.
13:42Is this the room for bold boys?
13:44Dr. Seamus Proctor, 3pm hearing.
13:49Hi.
13:50Take a seat.
13:51Sorry to keep you out.
13:52It's very busy out there in the practice.
13:56Do you need tea or coffee or anything?
13:58Tea, please.
14:01Mine's just a milky one.
14:05What?
14:06The refreshments are just behind you there.
14:07I'm sure you can help yourself.
14:12You know, I'm grand for tea.
14:13I'm just glad to be here to clear all this up.
14:16Clear this up?
14:18Clear what up?
14:20Well, I'm not sure.
14:22This is my first disciplinary hearing in my 17 years of practice in medicine, so...
14:28Ed, your father was the local GP in Drombone prior.
14:33Is that right?
14:34He was, yeah.
14:35Oh, isn't that so nice?
14:37Inheriting Daddy's practice?
14:39I still went to medical school, obviously.
14:44Okay.
14:45It's not something you just hand down like a watch.
14:47Oh.
14:48Yeah, where did you acquire that nice watch?
14:49My father gave it to me.
14:52Oh.
14:53Look.
14:54I am a very good doctor.
14:56Hmm.
14:57Did your father have many people calling the health board about him having maybe gone a bit?
15:02One sec now.
15:05Cuckoo.
15:07Who called saying that?
15:09Look.
15:10I thought this was just like a box-dicking thing.
15:13Sorry.
15:14No offence.
15:16It's, uh...
15:17The fact that I've had some experience of alien abduction, man, certainly has no impact on my work.
15:23Um, credibility?
15:24Hmm.
15:25What?
15:26And grandiose delusions.
15:28Well, I'm not delusional, so stick that up your hole for a start.
15:31Hmm.
15:32Not up your hole.
15:33Sorry.
15:34Like, I should have said pipe, maybe.
15:37Stick it up your pipe, is it?
15:40P.I.P.
15:41Surely when an employee discloses something as significant as an historic abduction, you should believe him.
15:47You're on temporary leave, pending further investigation.
15:49The employee is customarily given the final say, but unfortunately we're just out of time.
15:56What, so that's it then?
15:58You were late as well, do you remember?
16:03I'm a good doctor.
16:05I'm a very good doctor.
16:19Let me hide.
16:22Please.
16:23Nope.
16:24Or temporary leave.
16:34Thanks.
16:36Come here, Tommy.
16:38You sit.
16:39fear, fears, fears, fears, fears.
16:44This is the same state, of course, than indicated.
16:46I see she's painted the front door again.
17:16How's Barry Battleston?
17:27Hmm, okay. I mean, well, it's his mother, so, you know.
17:31Yep, gone like that.
17:32Which is why we should take every opportunity to enjoy ourselves.
17:40Carpe diem, is it, ma'am?
17:43Well, I'd leave the Latin to the accountants and the clergymen.
17:46But in Irish, we'd say,
17:48Tapa gondesh, take your chance.
17:53Hard to argue with that.
17:55To Barry's mum, and my first dead body.
17:58Oh, well, stick with medicine, Sonny.
18:02It certainly won't be your last.
18:06Tapa gondesh.
18:14I really loved your book.
18:16Oh, she may as well have moved into the library when she was researching it.
18:19It's a big swat.
18:21We are more than happy to offer you the premium guild rate.
18:25I have the contract right here.
18:27You can either sign it on my phone, run it by your lawyer, your call.
18:31Just work with me here.
18:35Is that figure in pounds or euro?
18:39Pounds.
18:40Ooh.
18:40And I'm curious as to how you came about writing Am I Celt?
18:44I've been obsessed with the Celts since I was zero's age.
18:49Probably why I fell for this idiot.
18:52Well, I also had a motorcycle at the time.
18:54And I still have my job at the paper.
18:57The paper?
18:58I had a weekly football column called Whispering Wolves in the Black Country Gazette.
19:03So you're a sports writer.
19:05Football.
19:06Not the Celts.
19:07Not even history.
19:09Well, not anymore.
19:11I'm a screenwriter now.
19:12Making history.
19:14They fired Daddy because of stupid cancel culture.
19:17Sorry.
19:17What did you do?
19:21Nah.
19:27I was filmed kicking a dashing outside St Paul's Cathedral.
19:33People went bananas.
19:35So wait, you were publicly shamed for kicking a dog?
19:38It was accidental.
19:40Obviously, the kick.
19:41I was just swinging my foot.
19:43I thought it was autumn, the leaves.
19:45Such a short dog.
19:46CCTV is the devil.
19:50Doctor.
19:52Balakrishna.
19:53Doctor Balakashkin, you have written a stunning account.
19:58And we would like to share it.
19:59In relation to the option agreement, is there a magic number in your head that...
20:03It's not just about the money for me, Miss Patterson.
20:05Promises were made when I agreed Jack could put his name on my book.
20:08Promises?
20:10If your show makes it to the TV, where would we even watch it?
20:12Oh, for...
20:13It's just a flippin' corner console again, Fatima.
20:16Poor bloody corner console, Chad.
20:19Well, how can an author whose book has been adapted for television watch the show with her daughter?
20:23Dad, we've been watching TV like this.
20:26Like mice.
20:27It's insanity.
20:28Why can't get a new TV stand, Fatima?
20:30We don't need one.
20:31That one's never been out of the box, despite being here for eight months.
20:33Until today.
20:34Well, you could have rested it on the box.
20:36Wait, are you saying if he builds this TV stand, you'll sign the contract?
20:40Oh.
20:40And increase this off by 20%.
20:42Oh, look.
20:4325, because you're pretty.
20:45Done.
20:47Oh, and I'm what?
20:48I'm building furniture.
20:51Suri, you are one smart cookie.
20:54Fatima, I am delighted to be in business with you.
20:57You will hear from me very soon.
20:58These are screenwriting hands.
21:00These are not assembling hands.
21:01Start drilling, Jack.
21:02I'll be waiting for you in the car.
21:04I promise.
21:08What?
21:10Get on with it.
21:11No, good, good.
21:12No ideas.
21:13I'm meaning to get around to it.
21:15Can I just say, I have never met a samosa I didn't like.
21:19Yeah, this is when we drive off.
21:21May the Lord be came to her, Barry.
21:33Thanks, Suri.
21:34I'm sure he'll do his best.
21:36Mrs. Boner.
21:39Bye.
21:41Decent turnout, Barry.
21:43She'd be delighted with these numbers.
21:45She left instructions, of course.
21:47You know, the way she'd be.
21:49She'll be well-missed, Barry.
21:51A more honest woman you would never meet.
21:54Thanks, Papa.
21:55Yeah, she never saw the need for lies, did Mammy?
21:59Coward cushions, she used to call them.
22:01Yeah.
22:05Is it just me, dear?
22:08Is her teeth particularly white?
22:10I should bloody hope so.
22:11For so part of the night scrubbing and polishing the gel off.
22:15Of her teeth?
22:16She'd have three simple requests.
22:19Barry, listen carefully.
22:22One, leave on my wedding ring, as it simply doesn't feel like you'll need it.
22:27Harsh, but fair.
22:28Two, bury me with that purse I got in Mallorca.
22:32It's special to me.
22:34Ladies do love their bags.
22:35And three, please give me proper bleached teeth.
22:40Bleached teeth?
22:42Proper bleached teeth.
22:43She seemed very sure about that.
22:46Now you got me worried, how overdid it?
22:47Are they too white?
22:49I don't know.
22:50Is she a fan of the Bee Gees?
22:51Shut up, you dopey cunt.
22:55Mammy used to call me that.
22:58I'm sorry, Barley.
23:00She looks grand.
23:00No, you're right.
23:01I went too far.
23:02She looks like Simon Frickin' Cowell.
23:04Eh, why don't you just, like, put your lips together a bit?
23:08Aye.
23:08Claw them.
23:10Most removals these days don't include a smiling corpse.
23:13Aye, that's better.
23:33She's never big into smiles any road.
23:37Fake feathers, she used to call them.
23:38You have her well turned out, Barry.
23:41Fair play to you.
23:42Very pale, though, isn't she?
23:45Might be the death.
23:48Well, yes.
23:50But when I think of Betty Battles, I always see that radiant glow and all that rouge.
23:56Rouge?
23:57Like blusher on her face?
23:59Well, yes.
24:00Didn't she like the peach cheek?
24:01A proper peach cheek.
24:05And she was well known for it.
24:07Gave me proper peach cheeks.
24:12Anyway, it's how I'll remember her.
24:24Well, at least St. Peter will see her come.
24:27Oh, eh, from through the clouds.
24:34Uh, who are we to judge a fucking thing, eh?
24:37I'll just give you a quick weird hook and I'll let you get on with it all.
24:40Okay, you host, don't ship me out.
24:41I'll see you later.
24:42All right, bye, all right.
24:43Why did you sleep in his room?
25:11Because they all look the fucking same.
25:15What?
25:16The men or the rooms?
25:19I'm glad I ran into you.
25:21And not just because of the weed.
25:22Because this is my last day in Drombone.
25:24Oh, really?
25:26You've felt got all you need?
25:27I think so.
25:29We're gonna pick up some publicity shots in Old Grange later.
25:32Then I'm off.
25:33I can't even imagine leaving Drombone.
25:37It's easier than you think.
25:38You obviously never felt comfortable in Drombone.
25:45I did actually, once.
25:47So why has it taken you over 20 years to come back?
25:50I don't know.
25:52I guess I didn't want to come back.
25:55I don't know.
25:58Like some sad stowaway or something.
26:03Damaged luggage returned.
26:05Right.
26:06You wanted to come back with a show in tow, like...
26:08Like Helen of Troy?
26:11Yes, I actually fucking did.
26:14I'm sorry, but I wanted to come back like Helen of Cunting Troy.
26:18No need to apologize.
26:19Not to me, anyway.
26:20I don't have to apologize, because I've done nothing wrong!
26:27Apart from the whole wrong bed thing.
26:31Besides, the wrap party and many other mistakes that I have made.
26:38Well, shit.
26:41Okay, I've got to go.
26:41Are you coming?
26:42No, I'm gonna chill here with Colonel and Sanders for a wee minute.
26:45But we can't all leave.
27:04Fucking hell.
27:07Holy shit.
27:08Fuck the bed.
27:33Why is it moving around like that?
27:35The drone technician says it's due to unanticipated weather conditions.
27:40Really?
27:41They didn't anticipate that winter in Ireland would be windy.
27:45I...
27:45Well, I'm on the last flight out of here, and I don't plan on missing it, so...
27:48I would love a hero shot that didn't look like the POV of a drunken bird.
27:52Copy that.
27:52Are they with us?
27:58No, we don't have any background today.
28:00It's probably a hippie thing.
28:02Apparently, this place has a Stonehenge vibe, proper old.
28:06It'll be a big draw for the daydreamers and night dwellers.
28:10Night dwellers?
28:12Yeah.
28:12Your ghost lovers, your goths, your alien chasers...
28:15What the hell do the Celts have to do with aliens?
28:18You tell me.
28:19Turn up, please.
28:24Big Jim!
28:26Do you have a minute?
28:27Always for you, boss.
28:30Where's your baby?
28:33Oh, fuck!
28:35I've left the baby in the car!
28:37Oh, anyway, I see.
28:39The baby hasn't been born yet.
28:40I'm just...
28:41rehearsing?
28:41Okay, listen.
28:44I've been hearing that some press may have been given the news about your wife's living
28:48arrangements, which clearly is not ideal.
28:52I may have spoken to a journal about the prison thing.
28:56Who'd you tell?
28:57It's a local gym magazine for priests who work out.
28:59Muscle mass, it's called.
29:01James, we're going to need you to stop talking to journalists.
29:04For your own good.
29:05We've got a whole strategy behind our publicity campaign.
29:09But he said he'd leave out the sporking stuff if I just told him some of the storylines.
29:12Just don't talk to anyone.
29:14Coolio?
29:15Coolio.
29:17R.I.P.
29:19This show is your church now, okay?
29:21That's a tough one for me, boss.
29:23You see, I grew up an altar boy.
29:25So you should know how to shut the fuck up.
29:29Just messing with you.
29:31Christ, brutal and funny.
29:34Your Irish is coming back.
29:36Can I get you anything, Jimmy?
29:55Nah.
29:58She'll be missed.
30:00Betty was a tough woman, but you knew where you were with her.
30:02I don't know.
30:04Aye.
30:12It'll be a different town next week with the film crew gone.
30:15Aye.
30:15Back to normal.
30:16I believe it's their last night.
30:18The film crew.
30:19Down in Old Grange, apparently.
30:22All of them.
30:25Shelley, could I have a music?
30:27Jefferson, all right, Perry?
30:28Is there enough sandwiches?
30:29Everything is fine, just...
30:31Would you mind switching the music?
30:34Sure I can do.
30:35Any requests?
30:37No.
30:37Just anything but the beaches.
30:39Gotcha.
30:44Hey, I would have been absolutely lost without this fella the last while, Jimmy.
30:47Well, nice to see him make himself useful.
30:49Where are you going, Sammy?
31:12I'll just get some air.
31:16And you need the car for that?
31:18No.
31:22I'm popping to Old Grange.
31:23What are you fucking talking about?
31:25Your friend's mother just died.
31:27Barry won't even notice I'm gone.
31:29I'll be back before the last pints pulled.
31:31Here, I've been meaning to ask you, how did it go with the medical board?
31:38Great, aye.
31:40They temporarily suspended my medical license.
31:43You're joking.
31:45I hear Ibiza's very handsome this time of year.
31:50Maybe our spaceship can fly us.
31:57Catherine.
31:58You got embarrassed by me.
32:04Don't you want me to be honest?
32:05Why start now?
32:08Excuse me?
32:11Don't you think I feel a bit embarrassed?
32:13Watching my wife of 20 years making eyes with some sappy maths teacher every day.
32:17Making eyes?
32:19Making more than eyes, I'd say.
32:21Shamus, do you think I'm having an affair?
32:23No.
32:25I know for sure.
32:28Since when?
32:32Close enough to the start, I'd say.
32:36Hey, you just smell different.
32:39And one day, I realized that it was cheap man's deodorant.
32:46Why didn't you say anything?
32:47I don't know.
32:50It was awful.
32:52Knowing.
32:54But you seemed happy.
32:57Which meant that you weren't moving heaven and earth to make me miserable, like you usually are.
33:02But it started to feel like you wanted to get caught.
33:12It feels a bit cruel.
33:18Maybe I did.
33:21I'm sorry.
33:22Do you want a divorce?
33:30Aye.
33:33Look, I think it's important that we...
33:34I'm sure we'll have further conversations, Catherine, but I'm going to have to stick a pin in it for now.
33:41What?
33:42Because you have to go chasing aliens?
33:44Better than chasing maths teachers.
33:50That's something we share, huh?
33:52The thrill of the chase.
33:54Fair play to you, Catherine.
33:55You never let the chair slow you down.
33:57What a fucking thing to say.
34:03For you to say.
34:05What, chair jokes?
34:07When you're the fucking reason I'm in it?
34:11Catherine.
34:12Yeah, right.
34:13On you go.
34:14And do your fucking Mork and Mindy routine.
34:17You know, just be careful on the roads now.
34:19Catherine.
34:19I just hope you haven't been drinking this time.
34:23You know I wasn't drunk that night.
34:25All I know is that I was unconscious.
34:30And the guard who you played fucking football with chose not to breathalyze you.
34:36And when I woke up, they gave me this.
34:42That's what I know.
34:43Let's try to save now.
34:59Let's опять.
35:01Let's wait.
35:03metabolize yourself.
35:06For me.
35:06過去 day.
35:09Bye-bye.
35:10Bye-bye.
35:17Bye-bye.
35:18Bye-bye.
35:19Bye-bye.
35:20Seems like the power fucks up on the road.
35:22Bye-bye.
35:22Mom-bye.
35:23Bye-bye.
35:23Bye-bye.
35:24Bye-bye.
35:25Bye-bye.
35:27Bye-bye.
35:27Bye-bye.
35:28Bye-bye.
35:28When we're out in the moonlight
35:32Looking out for the stars above
35:38It's so good when I'm near you
35:42Hold it hard to make you laugh
35:48Whoa, baby
35:49Yes, oh baby
35:58Sorry, shall I go?
36:01No, your grand finish your drink
36:03I just don't want any latecomers
36:04Fucking wrecked
36:07And I have to bring up next week's Guinness kegs
36:09And nobody complimented my fucking sandwiches
36:11I'm happy to do some lifting
36:13I ate six egg mayo alone
36:15Big strong legs on me
36:16I could fucking kiss you both right now
36:28Just four more to go and we're good
36:33Hey there
36:42Where are the TV people at?
36:47Oh, the last of them left an hour ago
36:49Hey
36:50Fuck it
36:53What are you folks doing?
36:55Waiting
36:56What are you doing?
37:00Well, on Monday
37:01I was a married and respected doctor
37:03I'm not sure what I'm doing now
37:06Nice
37:07Thanks
37:11All right
37:13Well, a promise is a promise
37:21Sonny
37:26Topic on dish
37:28Thanks for your help
37:37He didn't do much
37:41Now
37:52You guys kiss
37:54Well then, who knows what might happen
38:02No intimacy
38:12Only contempt
38:15What?
38:17Incredible
38:26Jesus Christ
38:28I didn't think I'd actually get you to do it
38:30Wait, what?
38:30I thought I might get you to, like, hold hands or some shite
38:33But that was wonderful
38:34Oh, you mix
38:39Oh, it was like Casablanca there
38:42Well
38:43Hi
38:44Hi
38:44Hi
38:45Hi
38:47Hi
38:56Hi, I just got caught shot
38:58Oh, yeah?
38:59Sure the druids weren't mine
39:01Welcome, everybody
39:02Great turnout this year
39:05Little boss
39:06Play well and we'll make contact
39:11It's close
39:12Ready yourselves
39:13And
39:14Come on
39:26DC
39:28Call
39:29To beág
39:29Hi
39:31Tal
39:32Talk
39:32To be盲
39:37Let her look next to you.
40:07Well, this is me.
40:26Nice to meet you.
40:30Safe home.
40:35To telepath messages through the vast unknown.
40:42Please close your eyes and concentrate with every thought you think.
40:50Upon the recitation we're about to sing.
40:58Calling occupants of interplanetary craft.
41:05Calling occupants of interplanetary most extraordinary craft.
41:13Calling occupants of interplanetary most extraordinary craft.
41:28Calling occupants of interplanetary most extraordinary craft.
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