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00:25The End
00:43Freeze!
00:44Turn around.
00:54Who are you?
00:57Me?
00:58Yeah.
01:00My name is, uh...
01:03Are you trying to think up a fake name?
01:05No.
01:05Well, it seems like you are.
01:07Well, I'm not.
01:08Okay?
01:10My name is...
01:14Michael Rivera.
01:17Michael Rivera?
01:19Mm-hmm.
01:19Is that your real name?
01:20No.
01:21Well, what's your real name?
01:22Michael Brown.
01:23Yeah, Rivera is a lot cooler.
01:25Yeah.
01:26I'm going to write down Brown, though, because this is an official government document.
01:29Okay.
01:31So you want to be a spy?
01:32Yes.
01:33Correct.
01:34Second question.
01:35How many stairs did you walk up to get to this office?
01:38I took the elevator.
01:40Good move.
01:40Preserve your energy.
01:42Next question.
01:42How many buttons on my shirt?
01:45Ah, I don't know.
01:46I didn't think I'd get asked that.
01:47You can count them.
01:48This is a counting test.
01:49It's not an observation thing.
01:50Oh, okay.
01:51Yeah.
01:52Well, one at the top.
01:54Mm-hmm.
01:54Two, three, four, five, six.
01:57Seven.
01:57There you go.
01:58Yeah, I can't tell because you're tucked in.
02:01Seven.
02:02Seven.
02:02Seven buttons.
02:03Yeah, that's correct.
02:04Seven.
02:05Yeah.
02:05Okay.
02:06Do you want to count mine?
02:08No.
02:09I'm kind of like the boss here, so I don't need to count them.
02:11No, of course.
02:13I've got good news, Michael.
02:14There are five spots and only three applicants.
02:20So, you're in.
02:21Yes!
02:22Thank you, sir.
02:23You won't regret this.
02:24Yeah, I know.
02:25There's only three applicants, so I can't regret it because it was out of my hands.
02:34Good news?
02:35Well, let's just put it this way.
02:37It was good news.
02:39Of course it was good news.
02:40There were only three applicants.
02:41Congratulations.
02:43Good luck in there, guys.
02:44I'm sure you'll do great.
02:45We will do great because there are only three applicants.
02:48Well, I hope to see you both at training camp on Monday.
02:51You will because there are only three applicants.
02:56I'll cross my fingers for you.
02:57Well, there's no need.
02:59I'll have them cross.
02:59I wish you wouldn't.
03:03Welcome to training camp.
03:05Today marks the start of the hardest two weeks of your life.
03:08Two weeks?
03:09What's the matter with that?
03:10Is it too short?
03:11Yeah.
03:12In most countries, to become a spy, it would take years.
03:14I don't know what to tell you.
03:16Well, it's fine.
03:18Continue.
03:18Okay.
03:19So, first, I would like each of you to step forwards.
03:23Say your name, say where you're from, and then something interesting.
03:26Let's start with you.
03:28My name's Michael Anderson.
03:30I'm from Christchurch.
03:31And, oh, something interesting about me is that my father is Todd Anderson.
03:35You're Ando's son.
03:36Correct.
03:37Wow, that's awesome.
03:38Yeah.
03:38I mean, he's one of the best spies we've ever had here.
03:41He's a legend, right?
03:41You know what?
03:42It is an honour to meet you.
03:43Thanks.
03:43I always enjoy telling people that I'm his son.
03:45So, next.
03:47Um, the woman.
03:50My name is Sue Nightingale.
03:52I'm from Wellington, and I speak four languages.
03:54Which four?
03:55French, Spanish, Japanese, and English.
03:58French.
03:59Bonjour.
04:00Je m'appelle Michael.
04:01Je sais, idiot.
04:02Tu viens de dire ça pendant ton preuve.
04:04Very cool.
04:06Very cool.
04:07Very cool.
04:08Well done.
04:09Okay.
04:09And you.
04:13My name is Michael Rivera.
04:15I'm from Nelson, and...
04:24Uh, something interesting.
04:29Uh, anything?
04:31What is your favourite movie?
04:33I can't think of a movie.
04:35Uh, do you have any pets?
04:36I don't know.
04:37How could you not know that?
04:39Do you like sports?
04:40I'm not sure.
04:41What?
04:41Anything.
04:42I can speak four languages.
04:44That's my one.
04:45You just stole her one.
04:46My dad is Todd Anderson.
04:48No, he's my dad, you piece of shit.
04:49Stop stealing our ones.
04:50I'm sorry, I don't know what's going on.
04:52Okay, well, it seems like you are having some kind of mental...
04:55Problem.
04:57I'm sorry, guys.
04:58I didn't mean to steal your ones.
04:59I just...
04:59I couldn't think of anything interesting.
05:01Well, that...
05:02That is kind of interesting.
05:03It's not really.
05:04But, um, we should begin.
05:06Let's get spying.
05:10Too late.
05:11Too late to tell me I can build a world around me.
05:17Too far, too far away from me.
05:21I'm going to show you just what I can do with love and a try.
05:31You're there with me, too.
05:34What's chasing you?
05:36Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
05:38What's chasing you?
05:41Ooh, ooh, ooh.
05:45Dear diary, I'm one week into my training to become a professional spy.
05:51My fitness is now at an all-time high, and I'm very much enjoying my time here.
05:57I'm making friends and memories that will last a life...
06:00Shut the hell up!
06:02Sorry, I thought you were asleep.
06:04I was!
06:05You woke me up with your loud talking!
06:07I was just writing my diary.
06:08I know what you were writing because you were saying it out loud as you were writing it!
06:11Just write it down!
06:12You don't need to also say it out loud!
06:14Sorry, it's just my diary.
06:16He knows it's your diary, Michael.
06:18You said dear diary.
06:20The diary's not the problem.
06:21It's the fact that you're saying it out loud as you write it.
06:24I'm sorry, guys.
06:24I didn't mean to upset you.
06:26I just...
06:26I just love my diary.
06:29That's okay.
06:30I'm just glad to hear that you're enjoying yourself because I try to make the training as fun as possible.
06:35Oh, it's been so fun.
06:36It has been really fun, Danion.
06:38It's been fun!
06:38I admit it!
06:39It's been really fun!
06:41But right now, it's 3am and I want to go to sleep!
06:43Jeez, psych it out.
06:45I'm sleeping in the common room.
06:46Oh, fun.
06:46I'll come.
06:47Oh, fuck!
06:48Firstly, thanks to Danion for running a bloody great course.
06:52Thank you, Danion.
06:54Michael, Sue, Michael, good news.
06:56You all passed.
06:58Congrats.
07:00But not all of you can graduate top of the class.
07:03This year's recipient for the Todd Anderson top of the class meatpack is Michael.
07:09Yes!
07:10Anderson.
07:11Shit!
07:12My man!
07:17Where are you going, Michael?
07:18Sit back down, please.
07:32Ooh, close.
07:34Sorry.
07:35That's okay.
07:36Okay.
07:40Okay.
07:42Okay.
07:44Unlucky.
07:45He's ready to see you if you want to get on through.
07:48One sec.
07:49Okay.
07:55Ah, damn it.
07:57Ah.
08:07Hello.
08:09Isabel, I was wondering, do you have any plans this evening?
08:13No, I don't think so.
08:14Well, I was wondering if you would like to go see a movie with me tonight.
08:19Oh, um, that sounds really fun, but I have a boyfriend, and he might...
08:26Really good.
08:27Huh?
08:28Really, really good.
08:29What do you mean?
08:30He sounds amazing.
08:32I'm jealous.
08:33Not of him, of you.
08:34He really sounds like boyfriend material.
08:37Listen, I already bought the tickets.
08:39I want you to take this boyfriend that I've been hearing so much about and show him a good
08:43time.
08:44I already saw the movie last night.
08:46I was checking to see if it's good.
08:47Trust me.
08:48It is.
08:49You'll love it.
08:50From your pal, Michael.
08:52I've got to go to a meeting now.
08:57Take a look at this.
09:00What am I looking at?
09:02This is a photograph of Norman White.
09:04Okay, so either the flash on the camera is way too bright, or this photo is way overexposed.
09:09Turn it over.
09:11Okay, I see what you're saying.
09:12He's the third richest man in New Zealand.
09:14Born in Australia, moved here as a teenager.
09:16Now he owns an agricultural supplies empire.
09:18The man on his right is Dennis Green.
09:20I don't know who that is.
09:21He's the head of the AIS.
09:23Ah, okay.
09:24Do you know what that stands for?
09:25Yeah.
09:26What does it stand for?
09:27Huh?
09:27What does it stand for?
09:28AIS?
09:29Mm-hmm.
09:34Amazing.
09:34It's the Australian Intelligence Service.
09:36Okay.
09:36In what world, Michael, does A stand for amazing?
09:38Sorry, I was confused.
09:40Well, I was confused when two days ago I received the next photo.
09:44So, this photo is backwards, so I'll just turn it over again.
09:47Turn it over again.
09:48Yes.
09:49That's Dennis Green, arriving at the Queenstown airport three days ago.
09:52Take a look at the next photo.
09:55It's white again.
09:56Just joking.
09:56It's just backwards.
09:57He just turned it over.
09:58That is a house owned by Norman White, just out of Queenstown.
10:02We believe Dennis Green may be staying at the house.
10:05Well, what's the head of the amazing Australian intelligence service doing in Queenstown?
10:09Amazing is not part of it.
10:10But that is exactly what we want you to find out.
10:13Now, South Island officer, we'll meet you at the hotel.
10:15You leave in two hours.
10:17Dress warm.
10:36Mr. Somerset, welcome.
10:44Mr. Somerset, I trust you had an easy journey?
10:47Sorry, wrong guy.
10:54No, I'm pretty sure you're the man I was sent here to meet.
10:58My name is Michael Rivera.
10:59That's not what you said.
11:01Michael, that's your alias.
11:05Did you have a look at the dossier?
11:06Big time.
11:07Yeah, that was a great read.
11:10Remind me of your name again.
11:11I'm Misty Atwood.
11:13I'm the agency's South Island division.
11:15Anytime you're on the South Island and you need anything, I'm your girl.
11:18My name is Michael Rivera, but you can call me just by my first name.
11:24Michael.
11:24Yeah, no one really calls me Michael Rivera in conversation.
11:27It's faster to just go Michael.
11:30Actually, while we're here, let's go with Simon Somerset, if that's okay.
11:34Okay.
11:35That's what your reservation is under.
11:37Got it.
11:38Do you want to say it a few times, just really get it in your bones?
11:41No, trust me.
11:42I'm good with names.
11:44Okay, well, I'll leave you to it then.
11:46Let me know if you need anything.
11:52It was lovely meeting you.
11:54You too.
11:55Bye.
11:56See ya.
12:03Welcome to Grand Remarkables Hotel, sir.
12:05Are you checking in?
12:06Yes, please.
12:07Great.
12:07Name?
12:11Your name, sir?
12:12My name.
12:13Yes.
12:14I'm not sure.
12:15You're not sure?
12:16No, I said I'm not Sean.
12:19As in, my name is not Sean.
12:21Okay.
12:22Well, we don't have any reservations under Sean.
12:25Good.
12:26Very good.
12:27Maybe could you say some of the names that do have reservations?
12:31Sure.
12:32Jill Sharp, David Hennaday, Simon Somerset.
12:35That's it.
12:36Simon Somerset.
12:38Okay, great.
12:39And did Simon book the room for you?
12:40No.
12:41I'm Simon Somerset.
12:43You are Simon Somerset?
12:44Mm-hmm.
12:45Right.
12:46Well, you will be staying...
12:47My name is Simon Somerset.
12:51Great.
12:53Welcome to the hotel, Mr. Somerset.
12:55You will be staying in room 402.
12:57Simon Somerset, thanks you.
13:02Inspect the bed.
13:06Check for any bed bugs.
13:08By which I mean insects and not microphones.
13:12I love coming to Queenstown for a business trip.
13:17My job, importing cars.
13:19My name is Simon Somerset.
13:24I love you.
13:52I don't know.
13:57This is Michael.
13:58Hi, is Mr. Somerset there?
14:01This is him.
14:02You just said this is Michael.
14:03I think you'll find I said this is my call.
14:06As in, this is my room, this is my life, this is my call.
14:10I'm Simon Somerset.
14:12Okay.
14:13A bit of a weird question, but did you shoot a gun in your room?
14:16Very interesting question.
14:19And to that question I will say, I don't think I did.
14:24Is that everything?
14:25No, I have a message from your friend in room 208.
14:28They'd like to meet you at the bar at 8 o'clock.
14:30I'll be there.
14:31Actually, one more thing.
14:32Could you send someone on my room?
14:34It's not up to Simon Somerset standard.
14:36It looks like maybe a bird got in.
14:39Okay.
14:40Maybe the bird shot a gun.
14:55Mr. Somerset.
14:57Sue?
14:58I think you're confused.
15:01I'm Mary Smith.
15:02That's right.
15:03And I'm Simon Somerset.
15:05I know.
15:06I said Mr. Somerset.
15:07I'm sorry.
15:08I'm having a shocker.
15:09Okay, here's the plan.
15:12Tomorrow at 0500 hours.
15:13What is that in normal time?
15:155 a.m.
15:15Can we just use normal time?
15:17Sure.
15:18Misty will pick us up at 5 a.m.
15:19I just really struggle with 24-hour time.
15:21That's fine.
15:22Totally fine.
15:24As I was saying, the three of us will be picked up at 5 a.m.
15:27Ugh, that's so early.
15:28Yeah, it is.
15:29Yeah.
15:30Wait, did you say three of us?
15:31Mm-hmm.
15:31Yes.
15:32Who's the third?
15:33Me, numbnuts.
15:37Don't call me that.
15:38Why not?
15:39You are one.
15:39You both please shut up, okay?
15:41The plan is, all three of us will be picked up at 0500 hours.
15:45We don't know what that means.
15:465 a.m.
15:47We'll be picked up at 5 a.m.
15:49Say that then.
15:50What?
15:51Huh?
15:52Continue.
15:56We'll drive 45 minutes into the mountains.
15:59We'll park up at a viewpoint.
16:01And from there, the two of you will take off on your skis.
16:06It'll take you 20 minutes to reach the valley where the house is.
16:11Anderson, you'll set up camp somewhere with a good view of the house.
16:16And then Michael?
16:19You're on your own.
16:20Enter the house and find anything you can.
16:22We need to find out what the Australians are doing in New Zealand.
16:26Oh, my God.
16:27Oh, my God.
16:28Oh, my God.
16:28Oh, my God.
16:41Oh, my God.
16:42Oh, you OK?
16:43Yeah.
16:44I'm fine.
16:46You sure?
16:47No, I'm all good.
16:49I think he fell off.
16:49Is he OK?
16:50I think...
16:51Are you OK, mate?
16:52I'm all good.
16:52Just get these back on, and I'll be...
16:55I'll be off.
16:56OK.
16:57I'm good.
16:57Back to it, then.
16:58I'm fine.
16:59Is he hurt?
17:00I...
17:00I...
17:01I don't really want to ask.
17:16Hey numbnuts, there's a guard on you in like five seconds.
17:22Who are you talking to?
17:24You numbnuts, that's why you head against the wall.
17:26No, actually, because I heard them coming.
17:28Because you said numbnuts, so I assumed you weren't talking to me.
17:31Can you guys please shut up?
17:32Anderson?
17:33Can you see any open windows?
17:37There's actually a door open on the balcony.
17:40Michael, can you climb up to the balcony?
17:42I can try.
17:43There's a ladder.
17:54I'm in.
17:55What do you see?
17:55I think I'm in a bedroom.
17:57Is there a bed in the room?
17:59Yeah.
18:00Then yeah, I'm pretty sure you're in a bedroom.
18:02Shut up.
18:03I'm on the lookout, but...
18:05Okay.
18:08Anderson?
18:10Anderson, don't shut up.
18:13Anderson.
18:15Michael, tell him you don't want him to shut up.
18:17No.
18:18I do want him to shut up.
18:20You need a lookout.
18:21This is so dangerous.
18:23Sorry.
18:24That's okay.
18:24I don't want him to shut up.
18:27I don't want him to shut up.
18:28I don't want him to shut up.
18:28I'm losing a hundred.
18:29I said a hundred, and I mean a hundred.
18:31Is that clear?
18:33Right.
18:34Now the target is the foreign minister of India, Swaran Dhanaraj.
18:38The foreign minister of India.
18:40He's arriving in Christchurch tomorrow for the World Unity Games.
18:44We'll be sending one of our best men.
18:46Magnus.
18:47Magnus.
18:48Michael, how are you getting on?
18:50Really good.
18:51Luckily, this keyhole is massive.
18:54Honestly, I have never seen a keyhole this big.
18:56Hold it right there.
19:00Tell me you've ever seen a keyhole that big.
19:02Put your hands up.
19:03Okay, but you've got to admit that is an abnormally large keyhole.
19:07Have you seen the key?
19:07I would love to see the key.
19:09Shut up.
19:09Who are you talking to?
19:11There is a guard, and he is pointing a gun at me.
19:13Who are you talking to?
19:14I have a radio airpiece in.
19:18See?
19:20Ow!
19:21You okay?
19:22Yeah, I just, I think he threw his airpiece at someone.
19:25Anderson, can you see anything?
19:27Anderson?
19:29Anderson?
19:29You better frickin' not still be shutting up.
19:32I will kill you.
19:32Okay, okay.
19:37No, I can't see him.
19:39Michael!
19:42Michael?
19:43No sign of him.
19:45Michael, come in.
19:49I can see him.
19:53Well, what's happening?
19:54He's running out of the house.
19:55But he's being chased.
19:59He's now whacking a guy with his ski poles.
20:06He's back on the move, but he's got company.
20:09What do you mean?
20:11There's a guard in pursuit.
20:16The guard is armed.
20:25Man.
20:25spielen!
20:30Freeze!
20:31Turn around.
20:39Who are you?
20:41Me?
20:42Yeah.
20:44My name is...
20:46Are you trying to think up a fake name?
20:48No.
20:49Well, it seems like you are.
20:50Well, I'm not, okay?
20:52My name is Simon.
20:59Is that her name?
21:00Oh, uh...
21:05Somerset. Simon Somerset.
21:09Oh!
21:21Oh. Oh, wow. Holy smokes. You're bleeding.
21:30Are you okay?
21:34Oh.
22:01Are you an angel?
22:03I'm a nurse.
22:05You're beautiful.
22:08You're the most beautiful person I've ever seen, and I have seen many movies.
22:13Okay.
22:14I'm sorry. I think the drugs are affecting me.
22:17We didn't give you any drugs.
22:20Huh?
22:21We didn't give you any drugs.
22:25Why was I being so flirty?
22:26I'm not sure.
22:27Gosh, I'm really sorry about that.
22:29It's okay.
22:30No, I think I just assumed I would be on some drugs.
22:33And so you thought you could just say anything without consequence?
22:36Yeah, I guess so.
22:38I'm really sorry about that.
22:39It's okay. You've got some people out in the hall.
22:44So they're planning to kill the Indian foreign minister.
22:46Correct.
22:47At the World Unity Games.
22:48Yep.
22:48And the assassin, Magnus, did you see what he looked like?
22:52I did, actually. They had a photo of him.
22:55Can you describe it?
22:56It was really nice, like a glamour shot.
22:58Yes. But what did he look like?
23:00I think everyone should get some nice headshots done while they're young, because then when they're older...
23:04Michael, we're not interested in your theories about headshots.
23:07We just need to know what the assassin looks like.
23:10Oh, okay. That's tough.
23:12Let me think.
23:16He was...
23:17Male.
23:18We already knew that!
23:18We know he's male, Michael!
23:20Come on, dammit!
23:20She just said the man in the photo. That implies he's male!
23:22I'm sorry, guys. The nurse has got me on a lot of drugs.
23:26No, I'm sorry for getting mad.
23:27That's okay.
23:28You've done well. You've all done well.
23:30Thank you, sir.
23:30Thank you, sir.
23:31Not sure we've all done well.
23:32Usually, I'd say take some time off. You know, recuperate.
23:34But the thing is, the games are in two days.
23:38And you are the only one who knows what this assassin looks like.
23:42You want me to protect the Indian foreign minister?
23:45We've got no choice.
23:47I'm a fear.
23:48I'll do it.
23:49Top man. I'll get you a good cover.
23:50Oh, awesome. Undercover.
23:52You were just undercover.
23:54I want you to get out of here. Get to Christchurch.
23:56About tomorrow afternoon.
23:58Sir, have a word.
24:00Bye.
24:09Oh, my gosh.
24:14Oh, wow.
24:21What do you want?
24:23Hello.
24:26What are you doing out there?
24:27I need to come in.
24:30No, you're not coming in.
24:31Please. I was just trying to leave, but it's really dodgy.
24:34No, you go back the way you came.
24:36No, I can't. It's really scary.
24:38I don't care. You're not coming in.
24:39Why? What's your problem?
24:41You. Trying to get into my damn room.
24:43I'll leave your room immediately.
24:44Keep moving, buddy.
24:45Please. It's so perilous out here. I'm telling you. It is so perilous.
24:49Keep moving, buddy.
24:51Fine. But if I die, my blood is on your hands.
24:54Good. I hope you do die.
24:55Peering through my windows, trying to marry me.
24:58I wasn't trying to marry you.
24:59God, my goodness. She's freaking crazy.
25:01I beg your pardon?
25:02I'm going. I'm going.
25:06What are you doing?
25:08Huh?
25:09What are you doing?
25:12I'm just...
25:14Are you trying to escape?
25:16Hmm.
25:17You don't have to do that, you know. You could just leave.
25:19Really?
25:20Yeah. This is a hospital, not a prison.
25:22I could have just gone down the stairs?
25:24Yeah.
25:26You could also take the elevator.
25:28Could you please do me a favour?
25:29Hmm.
25:31What is that?
25:32There was an attractive nurse in my room just before.
25:34Could you please not tell her about this?
25:36I'm already here, Michael.
25:38Bugger.
25:45You okay?
25:46Yeah.
25:47You sure?
25:48Yeah, I'm good.
25:49That looked painful.
25:50Before you say that, can I just say,
25:52thank you so much for everything,
25:54for having me, looking after me.
25:56I would love to stay and chat,
25:58but I've got to go to Christchurch now.
26:00See ya.
26:23I'm sorry.
26:24I'm sorry.
26:28Pellet.
26:29Pellet?
26:30My name's Pellet.
26:31Like a pellet.
26:32You work for the agency?
26:33I'm a freelancer.
26:35I make spy technology.
26:37Awesome.
26:38Take this.
26:39Oh, I already have a watch.
26:40This one's special.
26:41Well, mine was given to me by my grandparents, and there is nothing more special than that.
26:45That is so touchy.
26:47You treasure them.
26:48I will.
26:48This is a tracking device.
26:50Check it out.
26:52Slide this out, and press this button.
26:55Press it once more to stop the noise.
26:56And the next time you're within 500 meters of this tracker, the watch is going to start beeping.
27:01The faster the beep, the closer you are to this.
27:04Oh, that's awesome.
27:05Check it.
27:05Yeah.
27:07You're going to have two watches.
27:08Yeah.
27:09Double the style.
27:11Exactly.
27:12Oh, here's your invitation to the opening night gala.
27:15It's in the dining hall.
27:16The target's going to be there, which means the assassin will probably be there too.
27:20Magmas.
27:21Do I get any weapons?
27:23The only weapon you'll need is up here.
27:28Headbutt.
27:29I want you to headbutt him.
27:33Peter is the Chancellor of the Cathedral of the Holy Trinity in Bruges.
27:37Oh, not Bruges.
27:38Brussels.
27:39Wow, that's crazy.
27:41And he's rumored to be the next Archdeacon of Northwest Europe.
27:45There he is.
27:46Who, Peter?
27:47No, sir.
27:47Sir, I don't know who that is.
27:49He's Chancellor of the Cathedral of the Holy Trinity in Brussels.
27:52He's going to the bathroom.
27:53Who, Peter?
27:53No, sir.
27:54I don't know who Peter is.
27:55Magnus is going to the bathroom.
27:57Well, I don't know who Magnus is.
27:58He's the assassin that I was telling you about.
28:00Did you listen to nothing that I told you?
28:02It is boring.
28:02I liked talking about Peter.
28:04He's got a bright future.
28:04He's old.
28:05Peter is old.
28:07He doesn't have a bright future.
28:08Look, sir, I am sorry.
28:10It has been fantastic getting to know you, but I've got an assassination to stop.
28:15Oh, yeah.
28:16That's a, that's a pub.
28:18The officer of this bow.
28:43I was looking for my son.
28:52Hmm.
28:54What was that guy's problem?
29:12Did you find your son?
29:36Please, stop.
29:38Please.
29:38Please, why are you doing this?
29:40Because I know why you're here.
29:42I'm here to enjoy the party.
29:44You're here to kill the Indian foreign minister.
29:46But I am the Indian foreign minister.
29:48Nice try, Magnus.
29:51Please, my name is Swannan Dhanaraj.
29:54I am the Indian foreign...
29:55You beat the hell out of the Indian foreign minister?
29:58Yeah, but you see, I thought he was the assassin, but it turns out he was actually the target.
30:04They set you up.
30:05What?
30:06The Australians, they set you up.
30:08They intentionally showed you that photo, knowing that you'd think he was the assassin,
30:11and kill him, meaning they wouldn't have to send an assassin.
30:15You'd do it for them.
30:16I mean, I think I just got confused, but I would happily go with that, as it paints me in
30:21a much better light.
30:22Where is he now?
30:22Oh, man, I need to get better at fighting.
30:25I nearly lost to a government official.
30:27This guy is probably sitting down all day.
30:29A real assassin would be way better at fighting than that.
30:32Oh, man, I'm nervous.
30:33Where is he?
30:38Hello?
30:39Don't let him out of your sight.
30:40He stays with you tonight.
30:42But I'm staying in the Athletes' Village with Brian.
30:44Who's Brian?
30:45Brian Curtis.
30:45He's the weightlifter I'm coaching.
30:47That's your cover.
30:48You're a weightlifting coach.
30:49Yeah.
30:50That's bullshit.
30:51What?
30:51Well, you get to be a coach.
30:54Anderson's a friggin' athlete, and I'm in catering.
30:56Wait, Anderson gets to be an athlete?
30:58Yeah, he's running the 1500.
30:59That's why he's not at this party.
31:00He's resting up for his race.
31:02Committing to the role.
31:03You can't fault him for that.
31:05Suaran stays with you tonight.
31:08Come on, people.
31:09Let's do some hassle.
31:10Come on, Suaran.
31:12Let's go.
31:19Hi, Brian.
31:20Hey, what's up, man?
31:22This is Suaran.
31:23He is a new assistant coach that I've just hired.
31:29Cool.
31:31Nice to meet you, Suaran.
31:32Nice to meet you, Brian.
31:36Hey, guys.
31:37I know it's bedtime, but can I just say something real quick?
31:40Go for it.
31:42Yesterday, when I was told I was getting a coach, I thought,
31:46what the hell do I need a coach for?
31:49Now, one day later, I have two.
31:53I've got to say, it's been amazing having you guys in my corner.
31:58Thank you so much for believing in me.
32:00I feel like I could lift anything.
32:03Do you mind if I say something real quick?
32:06Of course.
32:08I've never coached someone so talented before.
32:13I have the greatest job in the world, and I'm so lucky to be your coach.
32:17So I want to thank you for giving me this honor of being your coach.
32:22Suaran, do you want to add anything?
32:25Thank you for letting me join the team.
32:28Without seeing other competitors, I think we have a chance to do something very special here.
32:38Well, I love you guys.
32:41Good night.
32:43Good night, Brian.
32:45Good night, Brian.
32:46Good night, Michael.
32:47Good night, Suaran.
33:16Good night, I'm so happy to have a chance to do something real quick.
33:18Good night, I'm so happy to have a chance to do something real quick.
33:19I'm coming, but don't throw any more.
33:22Stop!
33:22I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
33:24Sagi, calm down.
33:28I found your assassin, Magnus Gould.
33:31He's a high jumper in the Australian team.
33:34Oh my gosh, wow, that's amazing.
33:36I'm sorry I woke you.
33:39I like your pajamas.
33:40Oh yeah, I'm sorry I didn't get changed.
33:42I thought if I tucked it in, it might look like a business shirt.
33:45These matching business trousers?
33:46Exactly.
33:50Well, you look really handsome.
33:53Thank you for saying it.
33:56You don't like eye contact, do you?
33:58No, I do, I do.
33:59I'm just taking in, it's such a beautiful, trees.
34:05And I'm taking in just the beauty of the night, and it's just also, it's just also beautiful.
34:10Okay.
34:11And you're beautiful as well.
34:14You think I'm beautiful?
34:17I mean, yeah, of course.
34:20Well, thank you, Michael.
34:26I should go to bed.
34:29Yeah, I should too.
34:31It was nice seeing you again.
34:32It was a pleasure doing business with you.
34:35Likewise.
34:36It was fantastic business.
34:38Yeah, I loved it.
34:39I loved doing that business.
34:40It was incredible.
34:41Business deal complete.
34:42Complete.
34:45Okay.
34:46Bye.
34:48Bye.
34:48Bye.
34:49See ya.
34:49See ya.
35:11See ya.
35:12George Dweeb.
35:13Well, well, well.
35:14If it isn't long distance runner.
35:16Go on.
35:18Dweeb.
35:19He's gone with Dweeb as well.
35:21Nice.
35:22There's a card game in the reading room at half one.
35:24Your assassin might be there.
35:26Interesting.
35:28See ya later.
35:29Train a dork.
35:30See ya later, long distance runner dork.
35:44Let's get everyone's names and events.
35:46I am Rolf, England, play pigeon shooting.
35:50Rodney, New Zealand, 1500 metres.
35:53Wendy Jones, Canada, butterfly.
35:56I'd prefer not to say my name.
35:58I'm from New Zealand and I'm a weightlifting coach.
36:00John, Fiji, decathlon.
36:03Magnus, Australia, jumper.
36:10Long jump.
36:11Hi.
36:13Hello.
36:14Do you do long jump?
36:15No, I do high jump.
36:17Ah, sorry, yes, I thought you were greeting me.
36:20Sue, New Zealand, chef.
36:22I thought this was only for athletes and coaches.
36:24Don't worry, she's cool.
36:25Who?
36:26Me.
36:27I vouch for myself.
36:29I don't mind your style.
36:30Let's play.
36:35Off.
36:38Check.
36:40Five.
36:42Hold.
36:46All in.
36:50All in.
36:52Has this guy ever played before?
36:55I'm not sure.
36:56Doesn't seem like it.
36:57Fiji?
36:58I'm out.
37:01Stop looking at me, please.
37:10All in.
37:13Air phone.
37:14Sadly, I'm out too.
37:15I'm extremely out.
37:16Ten of diamonds.
37:18Let's see what you've got in New Zealand.
37:25He has nothing.
37:29Ace high card.
37:30That's quite possibly the worst hand you could have played.
37:32Okay, well, I wouldn't go that far.
37:34No, it literally is one of the worst hands you could possibly have.
37:37To not get a single pair is crazy.
37:39Okay, well, why don't we wait and see what he has before we criticize what I had.
37:47Two pair.
37:48Queens and aces.
37:49Magnus wins.
37:51Easily.
37:55Stupid game.
37:56That is a stupid game.
37:59It's just not even a fun game.
38:01I like fun games, personally.
38:04But, whatever.
38:19Room service.
38:37Paul, I need to use the bathroom.
38:47A Rupee, oh my God!
38:55I need some above to go.
38:56To make the bathroom.
38:56Good game.
39:25It's impossible.
39:28Good.
39:29It's set for 2.15 during the women's fencing final.
39:32Very good.
39:45Twelve minutes.
39:51I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
39:54I'll bring her back. I'm sorry.
39:55Give me a bit more noise.
40:17Three.
40:17Three.
40:34Raise.
40:45Triple nines.
40:50Flush.
40:52Flush of hearts. Magnus wins.
41:12Solan.
41:15Run.
41:35My home is over Jordan
41:43Deep