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00:06how lucky can one guy be i kissed her she kissed me like the fella once said ain't that a
00:16kick in
00:17the head her room was completely black i hugged her and she hugged back thanks for visiting
00:27vmc theaters where it's always a super day for the movies hey i see you're putting fanta in the
00:35water cup you little bastard you gotta pay for that dude you were supposed to refill the popcorn
00:41machine an hour ago i was just gonna do it relax oh you know what the smell reminds me of
00:52miriam
00:53lebowitz i met her at a bene breath purim carnival and uh i shoved my grager up her hamantashen
01:00to catch my drift we fucked just don't forget to clean out the nacho cheese spigot yes boss
01:13hey thanks for visiting vmc theaters where it's always a super day for the movies can i interest
01:18you in one of our new deep popcorn buckets chet vanderbilt huh yes it's my totally legit and
01:26believable real name you're a hard man to find well can you blame me fought would bury me under all
01:32the
01:32fucking dirt that i got on them so maybe you don't get a job at a vault movie theater what
01:39the leaf show
01:40business we need to talk
01:50we come to vmc theaters to laugh to cry to see our biggest heroes on the biggest screens
01:57and to get a complimentary deep popcorn bucket with every large combo meal because we need that
02:04every dang one of us the indescribable feeling we get when the lights go down and we go someplace we
02:10ain't never been before in here we're not looking for one of your old bump buddies bombsite
02:17wish i could help our noses haven't crossed in years heard he got clean still you gotta be able
02:23to get a message to him nah even if i could which i can't he he's not a shitbag bear
02:30you want to poke
02:31if we don't get to him first homeland is gonna get to v1 that we're pretty sure bombsite's holding
02:36v1 we destroyed all those doses are you shitting me
02:45what nudnik told homelander about v1 doesn't matter point is homelander finds it it's game
02:50fucking over ah marvin a year ago i had a good thing going my penthouse was paid off
02:57i got the best table of the lanes on two minutes notice and then homelander starts his fucking
03:02purge my accounts are frozen i'm living off day old noir nuggets out of the freezer here
03:07you're getting to a point yeah my point is i'm full of shit sandwich thank you very much
03:14let me make this clear you want to help us or i cut your fucking balls off you you you
03:19you sound
03:20like butcher now you know that it's it's not a great look for you kid
03:26having said that i i do still need my balls for stuff
03:33all right fuck it i guess we'll poke the shitbag bear
03:47hopefully the 35th try is the charm
04:06hey you want to see me boss is he supposed to be bleeding out of his ass like that ideally
04:12no
04:14you're guessing firecracker she's gonna come on the pod firecracker has moved on to a better
04:19place rilando
04:25oh oh shit i don't know why what happened we just don't have any more room in the boat for
04:31uh
04:33non-believers i want i like boats mean boats are like that sir i i believe in you sir
04:40which is why we have an important job for you some protesters have blocked a new vaught petroleum
04:47pipeline in the bering sea right i'm in africa just off the coast of alaska anyway when we announce
04:53homelander as our lord and savior the saudis are gonna feel some big feelings opec will completely
05:00cut off the supply of oil to the united states we need that pipeline fully operational and those
05:04protesters gone gone gone i got you no uh you will shoot a psa announcing the pipeline is safe
05:12and fish love it you know it's just the fish they don't love pipelines in fact they kind of
05:18fucking hate them thought you were on the boat so what's more important homelander or some
05:24fucking grouper homelander of course yeah i'm on it
05:38i can't seem to replicate the v1 formula
05:43i'm sorry there's no way frederick vaught is smarter than you
05:49keep swinging you'll get there
05:56once there was a revolutionary who roamed the hood challenged the man they called him
06:02a loked out troublemaker but he wasn't making trouble he was teaching love for america
06:08come home as our very own american prophet homelander delivers his weekly sermon
06:12streaming live every sunday come home we can't do this just just fucking
06:20no i told you hughie as soon as the german's ready we go and according to frenchy it's ready
06:26i beg you you got a way in i snuck in and out of that church more times than i
06:33can count as a
06:33teenager time is set 24 hours all right good stick it somewhere close to the altar nice and quiet like
06:45then right in the middle of homelanders lead us in the temptation deliver us from evil bollocks
06:50it'll spray a fresh pine scent and a big dose of kill juice
06:54come drops dead forever and ever amen you don't have to enjoy it so much
06:59oh i beg to differ i am just asking you to wait for a little bit longer we can still
07:05get the v1
07:05yeah and so can he that's a risk we can't take we're out of time mate right
07:14surprise surprise butcher i've had anal warts i've been more excited to see
07:20ah so your head's still up your own ass is it let me ask you did you pay extra for
07:23this
07:23dead raccoon smell closest hideout we had to you starlight oh what a pleasure indeed you remind
07:32me of a young ursula andrus timeless beauty she pissed on me once yeah he's a charmer um but you
07:40can help us find bombsite yeah well see that's okay that's that's the trick uh if bombsite doesn't
07:45want to be found you can't you can't find them so what you got you got to go sideways you
07:49got to go
07:50through his lady golden geisha golden geisha that name doesn't sound racist at all golden geisha had
07:55a very steamy fuck scene with erica strada in operation orient very progressive for the day but
08:01hey if anybody can get a message to bombsite yeah goldie can and where can we find the old slag
08:06well
08:06goldie's had some health issues lately she moved into the villages bought villages it's a retirement
08:12home for soups if it's bought and they have tight security that you can get in and keep a low
08:16profile
08:16there's the pope shit in the woods i want to come can i come oh yeah it'll be a treat
08:20for you see
08:21what real stars look like all right you two sort the church we'll have a word of geisha see if
08:25we can
08:26find that v1 before the cape cunt happy gov um yep he's happy all right let's get cracking
08:35hey guys i need you to promise me that we will find that v1 petition i promise you
08:52we had a deal one i was drunk two i never agreed to shit she did reading homelander or soldier
09:00boy's
09:00minds if i wanted to commit suicide i'd asphyxiate myself at least then i'd get off first and oh yeah
09:05there's the tiny little detail of you trying to bring on the apocalypse i offered you a spot in my
09:10bunker i'm vp do you know how bad it would look if the world ended on my watch i need
09:16to know if
09:17you're in or if i need to move to plan b how about playing go yourself okay people are so
09:24predictable
09:25well plan b it is
09:35what are you doing
09:45okay what the fuck what did you do chloroform it's quiet
09:50madame vice president is everything all right in there apocalypse or no i need your help
09:55homelander cannot become immortal so send the agents that am i president uh i'm fine i'm fine i just
10:03stubbed my toe walking around as people do you need assistance no nope i am all good so just stand
10:10down
10:10and stand by confirmation code ginger snap
10:18you don't think they could tell no no you did good okay all you have to do now is be
10:22in the room
10:23and read soldier boy's mind
10:28i'll take care of the rest fuck i don't care how they did things on the reservation you're in the
10:35big
10:35city now here i'm the chief he smells smoke that's crazy i don't smell anything sir there's a fire at
10:42the
10:42old mill you know what you're gonna do all right here chief great spirits say let's get rolling
11:00what does that smell it's like hand sanitizer and lasagna that's what death smells like see the blonde
11:07over there i fucked her in 74 i mean the mile high club no plane how is this low profile
11:14i have
11:14fucked or been fucked by eighty percent of these people there is not a pair of loose lips in the
11:18bunch well not in the faces anyway but yeah you listen you know me i don't like to kiss and
11:24tell
11:27oh g-49 g-49 son of a whore i need bees coldy look at you just as beautiful as
11:38that triple banger we
11:39had in marsha mason's triple banger there are enough rubbers on earth for me to fuck you again just here
11:45to talk she with you kimiko hi wow uh i'm a fan big fan huge fan oh is he had
11:53yellow fever baby i got
11:54all kinds of fever i'm the united colors of fever i don't want to fuck him he is old and
11:58disgusting
11:59okay you know i can hear you when you say that right what the fuck do you want we need
12:03to talk to
12:03bombsite get out goldie come on don't goldie me you come in here and you bring him up well listen
12:11it was
12:12a time you and bombsite were tighter than woody and me before soon you you must have a number at
12:17least well i don't i haven't seen him in years so kindly fuck off i have a game to win
12:22they bothering
12:23you goldie no we're not bothering anybody yes they really are we wouldn't be asking if it wasn't
12:28important okay all right take it easy there hot flesh so geisha told me to eat your golden ass i
12:36dined
12:37at that establishment back in 78 and the service was great they owe bats nearly 80 and you can't make
12:43a tool we were surrounded they might be old but they still have powers i didn't want to hurt a
12:48bunch
12:48of old people well that's just a thing isn't it they aren't people are they look if she won't get
12:57on
12:57board we wait till she's alone yeah asleep in the room and grab a shower in the van take her
13:03someplace
13:03quiet and make bombsite come to us no no no no absolutely not you lay your finger on goldie
13:08bombsite's never gonna help you oh poor looks as soon as he twigs she's in trouble you'll come run
13:13those are my friends in there and i know you butcher there's no way this doesn't end bloody
13:17a week from now one of them gazes be pushing daisies anyway the fuck does that mean what is
13:32it's like you gone crazy the whole world's gone crazy i'm just catching up go yourself go back to
13:40butter and popcorn better than turning into whatever the you're turning into pathetic
13:49great news my fellow eco warriors vat petroleum has an all-new offshore pipeline in alaska it will bring
13:55patriotic energy independence to our proud nation isn't oil bad for the environment no oil is all
14:02natural and organic it comes from the earth and if we don't use it then all those dinosaurs will have
14:07died for nothing my coral friends just can't wait to build their reefs on the new pipeline which provide
14:13low-income housing for our most vulnerable fish communities and most importantly i swam down there and
14:19inspected the pipeline personally it's completely safe and you have the deep green guarantee on that one
14:34okay good to go hey do you think we could wait here for a few minutes
14:41okay so that one it's like a rabbit but it's got way too many feet really see a frog eating
14:47a dick
14:48this is definitely in my top five top five what
14:54things to do with you send out like this is the last time we're going to get to do this
15:02hey listen to me the guys are going to find bombsite they'll get to v1 you're not dying
15:09we'll have plenty of time to look for filthy shapes in the clouds god i don't know where it comes
15:15from
15:17this unshakable hope
15:22whenever i get upset as a kid which was a lot
15:27my dad would always say you know son life is ten percent what happens to you and ninety percent how
15:34you
15:34react and that was infuriating but then i spent a year in an internment camp and i had no control
15:41over anything i just lay there at night just so angry hearing my dad's voice in my head
15:53but then i finally understood what he meant because the only thing i had left was hope
16:01and it is really hard to hang on to but i i'm trying i think you might be low-key
16:13the strongest person
16:14i know i prefer high-key thank you look it's it's big bird eating a dick
16:27you see an unsettling amount of dicks up there i'm just saying
16:33why am i on a call sheet for some church bullshit tomorrow someone has to cover for firecracker
16:38unless you're too busy helping homeland or find v1
16:44we're nowhere on the v1
16:47really nothing but dead ends
16:49keep me posted makeup is going to need you in the chair 6 a.m they can feather my nut
16:54hair
16:55i'm busy tomorrow
17:02holy fuck the inside of his head that was terrifying i'm not kidding i think i just
17:07shit ashley's pants they have a lead on v1 yes some guy named bombsite whose soldier boy hates
17:12homelander has all of crime analytics looking for him with orders not to tell you where's soldier
17:16boy's head in all this you were right he's thinking about helping homelander like he's kind of proud of
17:22him but he doesn't want him to know that he's proud of him so what's the plan don't worry
17:26i saw this coming a mile away it's handled
17:31by the morning v1 will be toast where are you going
17:35gotta cut my tracking chip out never come in here again it's time for phase three
17:41wait but what should i are you really just leaving me here
17:48fuck
17:52what's got you looking blue little lady
17:54gee bombsite it's just henry's notice that i've put on a few pounds
17:59getting hefty are you you must not be using bot brand weight control tablets
18:04just take one with breakfast or better yet instead of breakfast
18:07our patented methamphetamine formula will melt away that
18:11our green belly fat and give you pep in this step
18:13second bomb site henry will destroy
18:23let's go
18:25night night
19:02Not so fast, white man.
19:13This one's for you, Em.
19:14Fuck you.
19:45No, you'll kill Em.
19:46This one's for you.
19:47Freak out.
19:48No!
19:51Just come on down.
19:53Do you feel good you are.
19:55No!
19:57No!
19:58No!
19:59I'll take it now!
20:16You sure this is the right address?
20:18I'm sure.
20:21Well, there's no sight of bomb sight.
20:23Or fucking anyone.
20:25Maybe crime analytics got a bad tip.
20:48What the fuck?
20:49What the fuck was that?
20:49I can explain.
20:51That was Clara.
20:52You told me she killed herself.
20:53She did!
20:54After Ryan did that to her.
20:56It's his fault.
20:57So then what?
20:57You locked her in your apartment like some kind of amputee?
21:00Fucked all and filmed her for kicks.
21:02No.
21:02No.
21:02No.
21:02It wasn't like that.
21:05I did everything I could to keep her alive.
21:07To make her happy.
21:13Just listen to me.
21:14Okay?
21:14It wasn't all like that.
21:21I couldn't let her go.
21:24I didn't know how.
21:27Because I loved her.
21:31And so did you.
21:35You're goddamn right I loved her.
21:37She wouldn't want us fighting over her.
21:38She wouldn't want us fighting over her.
21:39Don't fucking tell me what she would want.
21:40You knew her for five minutes.
21:42I was with her for decades.
21:44Hold on.
21:45Hold on.
21:45Hold on.
21:47Sit up.
21:47Someone's trying to separate us.
21:50This has been pla-
21:52Fucking Sage.
21:54It's Sage.
21:55You see?
21:57She's trying to screw with us.
21:59Oh come on.
22:00I can't find the V1 without you.
22:10Good.
22:13You don't deserve to live forever.
22:30Scooty cameras are looped.
22:41Who are they?
22:43It's almost every psychic in the country.
22:45What the fuck does Homelander want with all of them?
23:07It's a firecracker.
23:08Oh my god.
23:09It's firecracker.
23:15Jesus.
23:16I mean, it had to be a Homelander, right?
23:21You'd think I'd feel relieved, but I just feel sad.
23:26I mean, she's a human being.
23:28Maybe that's why Homelander killed her.
23:34A fucking fax machine?
23:36Yeah, it's the last of the numbers she had for him.
23:39Oi, 23 fucking numbers you had for bombsite, and they're all fucking shy.
23:43Do you know how to delete them?
23:46I was telling you the truth.
23:48I have no idea where a bombsite is or how to reach them, so just let me go.
23:52Give me a go. Keep an eye.
24:00What the fuck do we do there?
24:02Let your supplies and put the screws to her.
24:05She does more than she's letting on.
24:08Oh, she doesn't.
24:09I'm sorry, but she's not that good of an actress.
24:12He's right.
24:13Wait. Oh, I know.
24:15Billing switches sides in the final hour.
24:18What a twist.
24:19Shock that never happens.
24:21But unclench those assholes, fellas.
24:22I'm here to help.
24:24I'm a free agent now.
24:25Came alone.
24:25You can shoot me in the heart whenever you like.
24:27That's a good idea.
24:29That would go against our mutual interests.
24:33Witches?
24:34Stopping a petulant, laser-eyed narcissist from also becoming immortal.
24:38I want him dead.
24:40As much as you do.
24:41You spent the last couple of years building Homelander up, and now you want to tear him down?
24:45Why the fuck should we trust you?
24:46You can't trust me.
24:47Honestly, you shouldn't.
24:48But you will.
24:50And why would we do that?
24:51I know Campbell and Starlight are headed to plant your little virus.
24:55You can trace anyone.
24:56You know what to look for.
24:57And you baboons, you leave a trail of banana peels wherever you go.
25:01I could have stopped you.
25:02I could have killed you.
25:03But I didn't.
25:05That virus is going to wipe out the fucking lot of you.
25:09And you don't strike me as a suicide type.
25:13I will be in my nice, quiet bunker reading Wittgenstein in peace.
25:17Well, that is, unless that bleached, blonde baby gets his hands on V1 and survives.
25:23You must have realized by now Granny out there has no clue how to contact Bombsite.
25:28But I do.
25:30And I can get him here.
25:33So, let me help.
25:39Earlier today, there was a catastrophic failure of a Vought Petroleum Pipeline, resulting
25:43in a significant amount of crude oil spilling into the Bering Sea.
25:47Sorry, I'm just shaking off a migraine.
25:49But your mind is still an open book, Chad.
25:51Yes, this bill was larger than Deepwater Horizon.
25:53Much larger.
25:55No, Jimmy, we don't know when the rupture will be sealed.
25:57I'm hearing weeks, at least.
25:58And yes, this pipeline was Deep's baby.
26:01Rest assured he's got the situation completely under control.
26:03I can't breathe.
26:05I can't breathe.
26:11You hear me?
26:13No.
26:14No.
26:16No.
26:17No.
26:17No.
26:18You hear me?
26:20No.
26:20No, no, no, no.
26:21He's not breathing.
26:25You hear me?
26:28You hear me?
26:28You hear me?
26:30We know, Kevin.
26:32We know it was you.
26:51Why are you so certain Bombsite will come here?
26:54If I sent you a picture of Kimiko tied up, you'd hop here.
26:57As fast as your froggy little legs could take you.
27:00Park Geisha over there and keep an eye on her.
27:22I wanted to say, I'm very sorry about this.
27:29I watched every episode of Undercover Geisha when I was a kid.
27:32I loved it.
27:33Even the parts that were ridiculous, racist stereotypes.
27:37It meant so much to see someone who looked like me on TV.
27:43We watched with Japanese subtitles.
27:45It's how I learned English.
27:47If you're such a big fan, let me go.
27:49Usually.
27:50But we cannot.
27:52Not until we get the V1 that Bombsite possesses.
27:54Wait.
27:55That's what you're after.
27:57V1?
28:01That's so funny.
28:03I'll tell Bombsite to just give it to you.
28:06I sure as hell don't want it.
28:10He stole the V1 for you.
28:13So you two could be together forever.
28:19But you didn't take it.
28:22I said no.
28:25Which is why he left.
28:27I guess for him, watching me get old was too painful.
28:34I'm sorry.
28:35I do not understand.
28:36Why won't you take it?
28:38To live forever.
28:41Maybe torture.
28:46We're both so young, you wouldn't understand.
28:49Maybe I would.
28:55Summer is only beautiful.
28:58When you know winter is coming.
29:02Maybe.
29:13Is this how you feel?
29:20Annie and I talked about it.
29:24We'd have to.
29:39Neither of us wants to die, but...
29:43We don't want to be vampires either.
29:50We're both willing to do it anyway.
29:56We're both willing to do it anyway.
29:57For you.
30:14Jesus Christ.
30:16Yeah, that's pretty much what he was going for.
30:22Do I even need to say, be careful?
30:25That's okay.
30:25It won't go off until the timer does.
30:27I think.
30:47Starlay.
30:49I was wondering who befouled the security cameras.
30:52Hi, Aaron.
30:54It's been a while.
30:55The Lord is working in his most mysterious ways this evening.
30:59I didn't think I would ever see you in a house of worship again.
31:02Yeah, well, I didn't think I would ever see you meet riding Homelander so hard, but...
31:07I guess we're both just full of surprises, aren't we?
31:09Take it you're not here to repent.
31:11No.
31:11I'm here to talk sense into an old friend.
31:15You did that for me, do you remember?
31:16When, um, Alex and I were going to get those matching tattoos and you talked us out of it.
31:21Tramp stamp crucifix is a bit of a mixed message, especially on a shit-faced 15-year-old,
31:26but if memory serves, you weren't so grateful at the time.
31:29Yeah, you know, it's hard to hear that you're making a mistake you could regret for the rest of your
31:33life.
31:36But, I, God, I wanted your approval so badly back then.
31:42You know, you were like a cool older brother that I never had,
31:46and you weren't cynical like Ezekiel.
31:52You, you believed.
31:55I still do.
31:57In Homelander?
31:59Come on, Aaron.
32:02You know, I started preaching when I was nine years old at Moldy Tent in Greenwood,
32:07and people would come and beg me to pray for them, heal their illness, look after their children,
32:17get them a job, and I raised my hands in prayer for each of them.
32:22Those prayers went unanswered.
32:26Nobody was listening.
32:29God checked out.
32:31Homelander is standing in front of us.
32:33He's not asking for blind faith.
32:35And when I talk, when I talk, he listens.
32:38God is supposed to be selfless.
32:40Okay, Homelander?
32:42Homelander doesn't care about anyone or anything outside of himself.
32:45Maybe imperfect, but he, he brought this church up out of ruin.
32:48He fights back against the secular forces corrupting this nation.
32:51He killed Firecracker, and you're delusional if you think he won't turn on you.
32:55Firecracker was a non-believer.
32:56She brought his wrath upon herself.
32:58I am not afraid to stand before Homelander's judgment.
33:07But you didn't sneak in here to argue about dogma, did you?
33:12No, Annie, I am sorry.
33:16I really did like you.
33:35Stop!
33:41You know what this is?
33:45I open it.
33:46You're dead in 30 seconds.
33:52So is Annie.
33:54No.
33:57She already took the antidote.
34:00You didn't go to all this trouble just to waste that on me?
34:03No.
34:05But I will.
34:09Unless you let her go.
34:20Don't be a stranger, Annie.
34:21Room for everyone in our flock.
34:30Authorities are calling it the worst environmental disaster in U.S. history.
34:34Estimated 2.5 million gallons of crude oil have already...
34:38Plenty of fish in the sea, bro.
34:42But most of them are fucking dead.
34:46You think a fictional Holocaust is funny, bro?
34:49Uh, yeah.
34:50Payback's a bitch, bitch.
34:53What's that supposed to mean?
34:54It means I flew up to Alaska, swam down in your dumb pipeline and punched a hole in it.
34:59It wasn't even that hard.
35:01That shit is really poorly built.
35:03What?
35:05Why?
35:06You killed Adam Bork, so I killed a bunch of porpoises or whatever.
35:10Now we're even, Steven.
35:13I killed...
35:14I killed one...
35:16I killed one dude.
35:18You killed 1.4 billion fish, motherfucker.
35:20One human being who was a national treasure, asshole.
35:23Not just some stupid fish.
35:28They were my friends.
35:32Sucks to suck, dipshit.
35:34Stop losing, pro-lo-lo-lo.
35:37So let's record this stupid fucking thing.
36:02You were never my bro.
36:03Bro.
36:05Bro.
36:14Oh, my God.
36:36Oh, God.
36:45Hey, some kid shit on the floor in the men's room.
36:49Again.
36:50Terrific.
37:02Terrific.
37:04Bubba, you might not remember, but we actually met back in the day.
37:08You must have been yay high, but you know what?
37:10I saw greatness in you, even then.
37:13I don't remember that yet.
37:16I did.
37:17Um.
37:18Oh.
37:19We needed to talk in private.
37:22Okay.
37:23I take it you saw the security footage from the old folks' home,
37:28and you probably got the very reasonable impression
37:30that I'm somehow working with Butcher and them.
37:34But honestly, fuck those guys.
37:38Fuck them.
37:38I'm on team you, big guy.
37:40And I'll gladly tell you anything you want to know.
37:49Great.
37:52That's great.
38:00Tell me something.
38:01Hmm?
38:01You got all this figured out, but you still end up trapped in a bunker eating canned tuna and Chef
38:05Boyardee?
38:06Ooh, contraps, please.
38:08And, uh, solitude?
38:11It's all I ever wanted.
38:13Since way before Homelander knocked on my door.
38:15It's gonna be magnificent.
38:18You're fucking crazier than I thought, and I thought you were fucking crazy.
38:21Sorry.
38:22Are you not working day and night to drop a genocidal virus?
38:26Yeah, but I ain't gotta enjoy it.
38:27I just gotta do it.
38:29Don't pretend you're better than me.
38:31Enjoy it.
38:32But don't enjoy it.
38:33Still mass murder.
38:36At least I'm honest about it.
38:55Right on cue.
39:08Oi, Bumsoi.
39:10Glad you could pop in.
39:12Get the fuck away from her.
39:13You're pretty spry for a hundred years old.
39:15When you blow your load, this is just a puff of dust.
39:17You motherfuckers.
39:18I'm gonna rip every one of you to pieces.
39:21Try it.
39:24Then you'll be wiping your bitter half's bitter half off your fucking face.
39:30Now, how's about we just cool our jets, and you and I have a little chinwag, my proper gentleman?
39:45Okay.
39:47Um.
39:50No one here.
39:51I grant you, it looks like that, yeah, but this is their hideout, so I'm sure there's plenty of clues
39:56all over here.
39:57Here you go.
39:59Oh, no, well, this is nothing.
40:01But, you know, they have to have left something behind, you know?
40:10It's not nothing.
40:12It's a Taco Bell receipt.
40:14No.
40:14This is Sage, taunting me.
40:17Okay.
40:27This makes no sense.
40:29This makes no sense.
40:31This makes no sense.
40:35You said I would get the V1.
40:38Should I be a god?
40:39Did I do something wrong?
40:41Did I fail you?
40:42I did everything you asked me to.
40:44I kicked my boy up.
40:46Please, don't leave me here to just rot.
40:49Don't just let me become nothing like him.
40:56Please.
40:58I got to assume the only reason you're saying all this stuff is you're, you're not going to let me
41:06walk out of here alive, are you?
41:09Yeah.
41:11Okay.
41:13Yeah.
41:17All right, look.
41:20I've been around a long time, and I...
41:25I've been around a long time.
41:25This is just how it goes.
41:28You know all those old soups at the home?
41:30Every one of them had their moments in the sun, and they all thought it was going to go on
41:33forever.
41:34And every one of them got shoved out in the end.
41:39They all got shoved out.
41:41All of them.
41:43And I know what I'm talking about.
41:46I did the shoving.
41:49Now, look at Goldie.
41:51One minute, she's on the set of Undercover Geisha, getting finger popped by Lorenzo Lamas.
41:57And next, she's shilling for Vodalert necklaces and Activia poop yogurt.
42:02Geisha sells Vodalert necklaces.
42:04Guess you don't watch your own news channel.
42:07Point is, look, there comes a day I got shoved out, too.
42:11Never saw it coming.
42:13Did not see that coming, and I fought it like hell.
42:15But in the end, upgis.
42:20There's a natural order to things.
42:22And the more you fight the inevitable, the more the inevitable just cunt-punts you.
42:33Yep.
42:39You're not scared of me.
42:42No, I'm not scared of you.
42:44I feel for you, kid.
42:47I do.
42:49I mean, you're a fucking whack job.
42:52But, you know, that's talent.
42:54So, no surprise there.
43:02So, there you go.
43:04Do what you gotta do.
43:12You can go.
43:16I can go.
43:18Leave no words.
43:18Just go.
43:19Now.
43:20Go.
43:21Now.
43:21Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
43:39How can I help you, sir?
43:40I need the tracking coordinates for a VOD alert necklace.
43:50Look, all we're after is the V1.
43:52You hand that over, and we all go home happy.
43:58I can't.
44:00Robbie.
44:01No.
44:01You'll change your mind.
44:03I've watched enough friends get old and die to know.
44:06You'll change your mind.
44:07I'm sorry.
44:09I'm sorry.
44:09But I won't.
44:12That doesn't mean we can't be together.
44:16We've wasted years already.
44:25If I gave it to you, what would you do with it?
44:28We will destroy it.
44:31She's right.
44:35It is a curse.
44:40No.
44:41Listen, mate.
44:42You can sort things out with a Mrs. Lighter.
44:45But you ain't leaving there without showing.
44:47Well, you think I'm stupid enough to bring it with me?
44:49You're exactly that stupid.
44:51You thought Geisha's life was in danger.
44:52You brought the V1 to save her.
44:54It's the bulge in your left pocket.
44:55It's the bulge in your right pocket.
45:43It's the bulge in your right pocket.
45:56Please, don't.
45:59They kidnapped you.
46:00I don't want anyone else to get hurt because of me.
46:19Hiya, Robbie.
46:20Ben.
46:20What the fuck is he doing here?
46:22I texted him.
46:23He's here to help.
46:24We don't need that motherfucker's help.
46:26Those two crackers have been at each other's throats for 80 years.
46:30It's their bone.
46:31Let the old dogs fight over it.
46:35You know how long I've wanted to smash in that pretty face?
46:38Buddy the Queen sat on this face.
46:41It's a national fucking treasure.
46:52Why the fuck do you trust him?
46:53There's no one who hates Homelander more right now.
46:56Would you be sure?
46:57Because people are fucking predictable.
47:11God damn it.
47:14God damn it.
47:15God damn it.
47:19God damn it.
47:22Fuck.
48:07God damn it, I hate flying!
48:15Dust skin or not, I could still break your fucking neck!
48:19Ben! Stop!
48:21Please!
48:27God damn it.
48:37I can't give it to you.
48:39Goldie doesn't even want to take it.
48:40Then maybe someday I'll find someone who will.
48:42You're always gonna fuck it up with Goldie anyway.
48:44You never hold down a girl.
48:46It was either a smack needle up your dick or-
48:48Having to stand next to you?
48:51God, you were everyone's favorite from the start.
48:54Especially Clara.
48:57Everything they wanted us to be.
48:58Everything they were working towards.
49:00They saw it in you.
49:02I fucking hated you for it.
49:06No.
49:08No.
49:09No, it wasn't everything Clara wanted.
49:12I didn't know how to be.
49:15But you loved her.
49:17But you loved her.
49:19What wouldn't you give to have her back?
49:22Forever.
49:23Forever.
49:27I really fucking hate you.
49:28No shit.
49:31But we don't have to kill each other.
49:34I can take away your immortality.
49:37And your powers.
49:39You won't have to live forever alone.
49:41And you and Goldie can-
49:43Spend whatever time you have left like you want.
49:49Why would you do that for me?
49:51I'd do it for the V1.
50:20You and Goldie can-
50:38What is that?
50:44Come on.
51:02This is the first time I've seen my blood, and I can't remember.
51:35Don't. I don't want to fight you.
51:44You know, Clara used to say the craziest shit.
51:47That I was the strongest soup alive. The ultimate expression of what we could be.
51:57But she was wrong.
52:02She hadn't met you yet.
52:17No.
52:25I don't understand. You wasn't supposed to...
52:29It's impossible.
52:31Or do you hate me?
52:34I loved her more.
52:38And this is what she would want.
53:08It's impossible to do.
53:10No!
53:14Run!