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00:00You're a fishing legless.
00:16Watch your head.
00:18One more. One more on the way.
00:28No.
00:30One more.
00:31One more.
00:32One more.
00:33One more.
00:34One more.
00:35One more.
00:36With the branch of the tree, the tree in the hole, and the bowl in the dog, and we jog down
00:43to the valley, oh.
00:45Well, it is two minutes to midnight.
00:48You can support the West-North-West Radio.
00:51The West-North-West Radio.
00:52The West-North-West Radio.
00:53It's a very good one.
00:54I'm not sure what's going on.
00:55I'm not sure what's going on.
00:56Thank you, guests, for sharing.
00:58Excess movement.
01:01Be careful.
01:02Okay.
01:03I'll do it.
01:04I'll do it.
01:06You're going to die.
01:07I'll do it.
01:08You're going to die.
01:09I will use this stick and others like it to defend my crafts.
01:38But first, we must whittle.
01:41Oh, God.
01:42This is not good.
01:43Whittle away, my villagers.
01:45Whittle away.
01:47Whittle away for the winter is what in windy.
01:50Is this the final cut?
01:52Whittle away.
01:55Hark!
01:56Who goes there?
01:58I am Kelt!
02:01Is this the guy whose wife is in prison for stabbing someone?
02:05She sporked a banker.
02:07Had she just watched this show?
02:10I think the music works.
02:12Thank you, Josh.
02:13Shame about the rest of it.
02:15Shut up, Josh.
02:17Chet might like it.
02:18You're gonna get fired.
02:21Lame of thrones.
02:25Good one, sir.
02:26This show is a mess.
02:28It's a mess.
02:29Okay, so we'll make a few tweaks in subsequent seasons.
02:32Seasons?
02:33You want to make people watch more of this shit?
02:35At one point, I booed.
02:37Yeah.
02:37You made me boo our own show, Wendy.
02:41I did this with zero help.
02:43Brad undermined me throughout.
02:45What?
02:46Linda just went AWOL.
02:47And Josh is practically blind.
02:51Whoa, whoa, whoa.
02:52That's crossing a line now.
02:53What?
02:54Josh is blind.
02:55Don't be ridiculous.
02:56He's not blind.
02:57Uh, yes, sir.
02:58I am blind.
02:58When did you get blind?
03:01I've been blind since birth.
03:04That's me.
03:04The glasses are usually the giveaway.
03:06You're a blind television executive.
03:09Our most talented division heads got promoted after the merger, sir.
03:13And your division was?
03:15Podcasts.
03:17You're doing a great job.
03:19So, I am Celt will have its world premiere in Ireland next week.
03:24I cannot wait.
03:24Wendy, you go and introduce this show in your homeland.
03:29Handle the press.
03:30We'll decide what to do with you when you return.
03:32Can anyone else hear a, a, a sitar?
03:36I gotta go.
03:37It's too damn hot.
03:39In this office.
03:41Pack your bags, Wendy.
03:50How do you like your eggs in the morning?
03:53I like mine with a kiss.
03:56I'm satisfied as long as I get my kiss.
04:03Thank you, ladies.
04:04I like your toast in the morning.
04:07Jimmy.
04:09Jimmy.
04:09Are you awake there?
04:10Oh, I am.
04:11I have something for you.
04:14Don't drop eggs on me again, Barry.
04:15No, it came for you this morning.
04:17Is it about your doctor's license?
04:26No.
04:27No, that's all sorted.
04:28I go back to work today, for better or worse.
04:31I get these eggs on, so.
04:35Barry.
04:39Seems I'm a single man again.
04:41Look at us.
04:43The bachelor boys.
04:50For the new state taps.
04:51Five to seven.
04:53Occasionally gale eight.
04:55Southeast Ireland.
04:56Northern is three to four.
04:57Occasionally five late.
04:59But variable three south and far west of the late.
05:02Shower is blue.
05:04Occasionally poor.
05:05Irish C, moderate.
05:07Holy shitcakes.
05:10Jesus, that's what I did.
05:27He's back.
05:28Like a migraine.
05:30You signed it, then?
05:32Aye.
05:33I'm late for school, shamey, and you could have texted that.
05:36My suspension's been lifted, so I'm back to work.
05:39Well, Sonny'll be thrilled.
05:40Not too sure about the patients, though.
05:42They all loved that locum.
05:43Dr. Perkytits.
05:45Well, I'm pleased to be back myself.
05:47Aye.
05:49Well, you look like shit.
05:50Does it not agree with you?
05:51Sleeping in a dead woman's bed?
05:53She's not still in it with me, Catherine.
05:55Well, between the tales of alien abduction and the offer to share a deathbed up at the sheep farm,
06:00I'd say you're pretty much the pussy magnet around town.
06:04I don't think I've ever heard you say pussy before.
06:07If I'm honest, it seems a bit weird.
06:10So now my pussy is weird?
06:12I'm not saying you're a pussy.
06:14Stop saying pussy!
06:15Pussy!
06:17Please!
06:19Either of you saying pussy is weird.
06:21Joanne, I thought you were inside.
06:24Nope.
06:24Right here.
06:26I haven't missed a word right up until Mum's weird pussy.
06:28I do not have a weird pussy.
06:30Of course you don't.
06:31You have just a typical pussy.
06:43Fuck my life!
06:47Hey, I'll catch you later, Jojo.
06:51I'm back at the surgery now, so...
06:53Hey.
06:56What's keeping you?
07:01A typical pussy?
07:05I meant to say tropical.
07:10Get in the car, Matt.
07:17The old hometown looks the same
07:21As I step down from the train
07:26This is my first premiere.
07:29Cool.
07:31I'm going to introduce the first episode
07:34Bow my head
07:35And go and drink myself into oblivion.
07:41Gotcha.
07:45Is the show not everything you'd hope for?
07:50The caterers want to take their name off the credits.
07:54The caterers.
07:55The caterers.
07:59It's okay if I put it into real estate.
08:01The green, green grass of home...
08:04Yeah, the locum asked me to put that up.
08:19And she was a hard lady to say no to.
08:22I will leave it up.
08:23I will leave it up.
08:24At least it covers that weird stain that looks a bit like Bono.
08:27Yeah, that was my thinking too.
08:30Hey, it's good to be back, son.
08:33The proctodctors together again?
08:36Yeah, that's not what we are.
08:38Look, I know life has been unusual lately.
08:43But the whole thing, it's really given me a lot of time to think.
08:45Which thing?
08:46The abduction, the suspension or the separation?
08:51I want to take under my wing.
08:53Like my own dad did with me.
08:56I can't just play doctor, Dad.
08:58Of course you can.
09:00Most things these days are sepsis.
09:02Look, there's no way around it.
09:03Finish your studies and we'll be flying.
09:06Eh?
09:07Doctor and something.
09:08Proctor and proctor.
09:09I'm not going back to medical school.
09:11Of course you are.
09:12Look, people drop out of college and re-enroll all the time.
09:14I didn't drop out, okay?
09:17They kicked me out.
09:20For cheating on a paper.
09:23I thought chat GPT stood for general practitioner tips.
09:28Did you really think that?
09:30No, Dad.
09:37I couldn't keep up.
09:40You got caught cheating.
09:42At least I took after one of you.
09:55Ah, son.
09:55The town is buzzing.
10:06The committee is acting like the host in the FAC and Olympics.
10:09Did you hear that for me?
10:10I don't know.
10:11How have you been?
10:12Yeah, grand.
10:13It's been quiet enough without you.
10:16How's your dad?
10:18Up and down.
10:19It's, uh, my mom's 10-year anniversary soon and I think he's feeling it.
10:24Shelley promised me something just in case I don't come back.
10:27Why wouldn't you come back?
10:28Don't rely on people.
10:30No?
10:31Not even my people?
10:33I haven't.
10:33I haven't.
10:34There it is.
10:38Rely on yourself.
10:40And even then, keep your expectations low.
10:43Wendy, I have Shirley from Showbiz Weekly here.
10:49Oh, God.
10:50Miss Patterson?
10:51That's me.
10:54Oh, super cute.
10:56You're gonna need supplies.
10:59In the pantheon of the Tudors, Vikings, Game of Thrones, another epic show shot in Ireland.
11:05Where does I Am Kelt sit?
11:06It has really good music.
11:10Okay.
11:12And should audiences expect another Irish entrant to the golden age of television?
11:17The Bronze Age, maybe.
11:21I wonder if we should take advantage of the local color we have with us here.
11:25That is a wonderful idea.
11:27I'm going to grab some fresh air.
11:28Have you found that I Am Kelt coming to film in your village has led to an easing of the Catholic-Protestant divide?
11:44I was brought up Catholic, but I seen my mum use the holy water to boil an egg once.
11:53I'm a Protestant, but sure, I've half forgotten what I'm protesting about.
11:57Now, that Scientology, that seems very interesting to me.
12:04That is super fun, actually.
12:10Dad!
12:12What the fuck are you at?
12:19Dad, what were you doing on the roof?
12:21I was waiting for them.
12:32Were you?
12:35I can't believe I'm actually going to say this.
12:39Dad, were you abducted by aliens?
12:41Jesus, fuck you were and all.
12:49Why didn't you say anything?
12:50Who'd believe me?
12:51I would.
12:54I'm your daughter.
13:00When were you...
13:03taken?
13:04It was a few months after your mother passed.
13:07I just haven't been the same since.
13:12I thought you were just grieving.
13:14Grieving?
13:17What, for ten years?
13:18Aye.
13:19What, your mother?
13:23Well, go on, then.
13:24What was it like up there?
13:26Oh, come on, tell me, Dad.
13:27It was absolutely glorious.
13:33Yeah.
13:37It's hard being back here after.
13:45So all this time you've been up in your room
13:47trying to figure out how to go back with your alien friends.
13:51What about me?
13:53You can come, too, if you like.
13:55Who'd stock the soda tonic fridge?
14:05You're an incredible girl, Shelley.
14:09I probably haven't told you that enough.
14:12This'll be the first time.
14:14I got your text.
14:30What's the emergency?
14:31I've just been missing a little something.
14:34I'm always losing stuff.
14:35Did you find it?
14:36Like I'm horny.
14:37You stupid, sexy man.
14:43Oh, come on, Matt.
14:44We haven't done it in here in ages.
14:45For good reason.
14:47We don't need to be having stressful, sexy time anymore.
14:50Stressful?
14:51Sneaking around, terrified we'll get caught.
14:53Yeah, but isn't that part of the fun?
14:55What's more fun is making slow, sweet love
14:59and an actual bed
15:00with your very untypical pussy?
15:04Why are you dressed in character?
15:28I thought that's what she did.
15:29I was just wondering
15:45if you've had any feedback about my hair.
15:49Your hair?
15:50Well, Bridget's hair.
15:52Oh.
15:54Yeah, they like it.
15:56On your head.
15:59I've asked a round
16:03and it feels like you're the lady in the know.
16:06Does production have an official oil supplier?
16:09No, not an official one.
16:12Any word on a second series, boss?
16:15Not yet, but we're going to learn a lot more
16:16after the audience season.
16:17Yeah.
16:18They're nearly ready to go, Wendy.
16:19We want to let us go.
16:21You still good to introduce?
16:22Yeah, just give me a second.
16:24I can't breathe.
16:33I take it the bingo's been cancelled?
16:38I hope you're not planning showbiz premieres here every week now.
16:41I absolutely am not.
16:44Five minutes for showtime, ladies and gentlemen.
16:48I heard you're getting a divorce.
16:52Sorry about that.
16:55Don't be.
17:00It's not your fault anyway.
17:01I blame the aliens.
17:03I do that all the time.
17:07Relationships are tricky.
17:08It's hard to trust someone else
17:12when you don't trust yourself.
17:15Aye.
17:19Shamey, tell him what happened.
17:24My visiting daughter seems to think
17:26you were both abducted by aliens.
17:29Now, what do you think of that young proctor?
17:34I don't know what she's talking about.
17:38I think I've tried to build a whole life around
17:44trying to be a better man than I was that night.
17:47It's getting late now.
17:49Better be off.
17:51It's a pretty low bar.
17:54See you around, Wendy.
17:56Happy New Year.
17:56You never got married yourself, no?
18:08Guess I never found the right dress.
18:10Hey.
18:12You staying around for long?
18:14No.
18:16Oh.
18:18Well, you might be back next year.
18:21Isn't that what happens with the TV?
18:25Yeah, sometimes.
18:26But with this show, I would be very surprised.
18:30More surprised than seeing an alpaca on a spaceship.
18:33What did you say, Papa?
18:35I've been tracking them.
18:40They like it here.
18:42Is that Betty Battle's purse?
18:44Oh, it's nothing dodgy, trust me, no.
18:47A nicked out of her coffin, you see.
18:49Sounds a bit dodgy.
18:51If you come back to my place,
18:53I will show you something.
18:56Pretty cool.
18:57That definitely sounds dodgy.
19:00They're faking back, lads.
19:01We're ready for you, Wendy.
19:13Lights are down.
19:14Audience are half cut.
19:20Uh, I'm putting you in charge.
19:24You, you really believe in me that much?
19:28Sure.
19:28I won't let you down.
19:33Sounds good.
19:34I'll be at the pub.
19:36No, no, no, no.
19:48How's everything at home?
19:49Great.
19:50Sister and baby are doing well.
19:52Mm-hmm.
19:52Wife gets out of prison next week, so...
19:55That's exciting.
19:58Very.
20:03So, when you see her in person,
20:05you can tell her I'm pregnant?
20:08I'm only joking, big dumb lug.
20:11Huh?
20:21Huh?
20:23Hello?
20:24Hello.
20:25Hello.
20:26When we looked for a place to make this show,
20:30we knew we needed somewhere really special.
20:34Somewhere with character,
20:37heart,
20:39parking,
20:40broadband,
20:42not too many electricity poles.
20:44That was a big one.
20:45point being,
20:49point being,
20:49we found all that and more
20:52in Dumban.
20:57We may have made the show,
21:00but you,
21:02you made it special.
21:03It might be called,
21:07I am Celt,
21:08but truly,
21:09we all am
21:10ke-
21:11We...
21:14We...
21:16am all
21:18Celt.
21:19No.
21:20No way.
21:21We...
21:22Is all Celt.
21:23It's starting.
21:24It's starting.
21:25It's starting.
21:26Oh,
21:26I...
21:26Enjoy the show.
21:35Please.
21:42Yeah,
21:43it's not dodgy at all.
21:45This is what I've been working on.
21:53What's with all the marks?
21:55Dead birds, electrical interference, sightings.
22:00Where were you taken?
22:02In the woods, round here.
22:04What were you doing there?
22:10Teenage stuff.
22:15Any details could be important.
22:19Well, I was approaching second base.
22:23Attempting. Not approaching.
22:26But I think that's moot.
22:27Unless we think there's some sort of space perverse or something.
22:30I don't know what they are.
22:33Wait a minute.
22:36Do you see what's in the middle of all this?
22:39Do you have a pen?
22:42There.
22:43There.
22:44There.
22:45My home.
22:46They're circling my home.
22:48Why would they do that?
22:50Something tells me they're coming back and that something is glowing like a bastard.
22:56I have to warn my wife.
22:57Thanks, wife.
22:58Right.
22:59That's right.
23:00I'll grab my tin whistle.
23:01I'll grab my tin whistle.
23:02I'll grab my tin whistle.
23:06The skies.
23:07Are mocking us.
23:08It's glowing.
23:09It's glowing like a bad.
23:10It is glowing like a bastard.
23:11I have to warn my wife.
23:12Thanks, wife.
23:13Right.
23:14That's right.
23:15I'll grab my tin whistle.
23:20You? I'll grab a tin whistle.
23:34The skies are mocking me.
23:39It's cloudy.
23:42Even the clouds mock I'm Dagda.
23:50Mark me not!
23:54Fluff beast!
24:01At least I'm not willing.
24:03I am...
24:15Psst. Is it supposed to be funny?
24:18I think it's genre fluid.
24:21Where's Miss Patterson?
24:22She may have mentioned needing a drink.
24:24You okay?
24:25Yeah, yeah, yeah, good, good, good.
24:27I think I've overdone it on the protein shakes.
24:29Right, okay.
24:30Shelly, I was hoping to talk to you about something cool.
24:41Tell me you fixed the soda tonic fridge in the shed.
24:43Oh, I got something a bit better than tonic water.
24:45And it's been bottled up a lot longer.
24:46Lilt?
24:47Lilt?
24:48Who drinks Lilt?
24:49No, I mean, feelings is the thing I have.
24:52What are you talking about?
24:53Look, I know this is coming out of nowhere, Shelly, but you're the real reason that I haven't left Rombon.
24:58Because I have feelings for you.
25:00Well, yeah.
25:01You knew?
25:02How could I not know?
25:03I knew.
25:04How could I not know?
25:07Well, yeah.
25:08You knew?
25:09How could I not know?
25:10I knew.
25:11How could I not know?
25:12because I have feelings for you well yeah you knew I could not know Jesus son
25:28you're not exactly subtle once you wrote love me in your leftover chips what did
25:35I did that work has anyone seen Miss Patterson I need to ask her about the
25:41show she left with my dad and her dad she left with our dads hey why didn't you
25:47tell me my dad left because I was building up to telling you that I loved
25:51you that could have fucking weird any idea where they went and also what
25:55Christmas do you have they're going to my house do you have Chris there look funny
26:00the way I see it you have two options either you move on and find someone your
26:04own age is actually interested or you hang around waiting to like give in and we
26:08eventually get married because we've no other options you're saying just wait
26:14for the decade or so sure because because I can totally do that sure hanging
26:22around is basically my thing look you're in charge the pub right that's
26:28commitment any peanuts or well fuck it I'll wait
26:35how does a bar work then
26:43you're Catherine you have to get inside what's this the three feckin amigos
26:58reunion seriously it's not safe out here don't you fucking dare push me
27:02mrs. Proctor I have been studying these beings for a long time they're coming back I see you've recruited a local
27:12ghost to your psychic circle Jesus Jamie not more this alien crap I am begging you please come inside
27:18what's she doing here they took me to Catherine and me the night that you had your accident the aliens
27:30what the hell is that
27:42fucking time would you weren't taking the past
27:47what
27:53oh my god
27:55oh my god
27:57let her go you bastards
27:58shimmy
28:00pull that
28:01put your fucking whistle away
28:04let her go
28:05oh
28:06Jesus
28:06oh no
28:07oh no
28:08oh no
28:09I am king
28:10oh
28:11Jesus
28:12Jesus, who the fuck are you?
28:18God fucking save us!
28:26She doesn't want to go!
28:28Hear me!
28:29Stop!
28:31Take me!
28:32What do you want from me?
28:34Take me!
28:38Oh, come on to fuck!
28:42Whee!
28:44It's okay.
28:46Take it inside, come on.
28:51Come back!
28:57That was a spaceship.
28:59Jesus Christ!
29:01Are you okay?
29:02It was a fucking spaceship.
29:03I have back a fucking spaceship!
29:06I'm going back out.
29:08No, you are staying on planet Earth, whether you like it or not.
29:11So this is real?
29:12This is a thing?
29:13Yep, this is a whole ordeal.
29:18And they were here the night of the accident?
29:21That's why I crushed the care.
29:25Why didn't you tell her that?
29:26Because then I'd have to tell her everything.
29:29So you'd rather I hate you than risk telling me the truth?
29:33You hated me?
29:34Going great here.
29:37Lots and lots of laughs.
29:42What?
29:43I feel bad now for all the shitty things I did.
29:49Consider yourself forgiven.
29:53I gave Matt a hand job in your waiting room once.
29:56When he had a Veruca.
29:57Well, I mean, I tried to, but he couldn't get hard.
30:00Why are you telling me this?
30:01I don't know.
30:02It just feels good to confess.
30:03Not to fucking me!
30:08Why do they keep coming here?
30:10What do they want?
30:11I don't know.
30:12Maybe it's to do with the magnet mine or the alabaster hills.
30:16The hills are like a big fucking arrow.
30:20Saying, land here.
30:22We were chosen.
30:25What do you fucking do?
30:30What the fuck?
30:36What the fuck is that?
30:38An alien.
30:40Is it just me?
30:42Or does that alien look exactly like?
30:43Andorho.
30:50Avenge my flock!
30:52Andorho!
30:55I am Talt!
31:01That wasn't the script.
31:03Improv.
31:07Jesus.
31:08I'm not crazy.
31:09Right.
31:11It is the spit of Andorho.
31:13What the fuck do aliens have to do with cats?
31:16Oh, Jesus.
31:19Dad.
31:23It's okay.
31:24Come on.
31:25Come on.
31:29Greetings.
31:31I am Papa McGoldrick.
31:34Of the earth.
31:38Come in peace.
31:39Get out of here, you mongrel.
31:40Hey, you mongrel.
31:44Bullshit.
31:48Fucking space blood.
31:52What did you do?
31:54I think this was playing fetch.
31:58Is it dead?
31:59Well, he's not very well.
32:00You're welcome.
32:02You're welcome.
32:10Mad Booker number two!
32:11That's me!
32:12There I am!
32:14Did you see my boggy backfield?
32:16Beautiful, wasn't it?
32:17I was hoping the petrol station might get featured, but...
32:21Do I suppose there's timeline issues?
32:23What's the verdict, folks?
32:24You like it?
32:25We loved it!
32:26Bone of Heidi Triumph.
32:28Comedy gold.
32:30I think it's dying.
32:31Should we, um...
32:33Try and save it?
32:36Can you hear the doctor? Do something?
32:38Hey, if someone wants to give the thing mouth-to-mouth, I won't stop them.
32:42I'm not giving it mouth-to-mouth.
32:43Look at its bollocks there!
32:45It's not even a human.
32:46Yeah, but all the same.
32:48I wouldn't be giving mouth-to-mouth to a male dog, even.
32:51Oh, but I'd catch you giving mouth-to-mouth to a female dog.
32:53Yeah, I did.
32:54And it worked.
32:56And I'd do it again.
32:57Gladly.
32:58Oh, crap. I have to take this.
33:00Yeah, work away.
33:01All quiet here.
33:04Chet, hi.
33:05No.
33:07Are you fucking kidding?
33:08No, of course.
33:10Jesus.
33:23Oh, Christ, I'm gonna puke.
33:26Not helping, shall I?
33:27We were trying to walk that line.
33:30Myth-storical dramedy.
33:36Must have been on your end.
33:40Can I get a Long Island ice sweep?
33:43Sure thing. Let me just get the kettle on.
33:46Romance, bloodshed, crackfalls, what's not to love?
33:51It's a hell of a combo, all right.
33:52Next season, I can get you proper blood, though.
33:55Blood, though.
33:56As much as you like.
33:58Wow, that's generous.
34:00Well, it won't be free.
34:01But you won't find it cheaper.
34:04I like the bit where the dad was making noise at his mammy.
34:06Hey, see, that didn't make sense.
34:08Why was he getting off with his own mother?
34:10He's the god of agriculture, King.
34:12As any farmer will tell you, it can be a very lonely life.
34:16Well done.
34:17Well done.
34:18Sorry.
34:19Sorry.
34:20Sorry.
34:21I need a little...
34:22Pick me up.
34:23Uh...
34:24Okay.
34:25Okay.
34:26I'll kill you, Nick.
34:27There, look.
34:28By the power vested in me, I know I'm pronouncing this fucking thing dead.
34:32God, has anyone got it meant?
34:33I'm sorry, I'm literally chewing on my last one.
34:34So what are we gonna do with this thing?
34:35This is...
34:36First contact.
34:37Uh, okay.
34:42Okay, look.
34:45There, look.
34:47By the power vested in me, I know I'm pronouncing this fucking thing dead.
34:52God, has anyone got a mint?
34:54I'm sorry, I'm literally chewing on my last one.
34:57So what are we going to do with this thing?
34:58This is first contact, the most momentous event in history.
35:04We need to tell the world.
35:06Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
35:08We're not calling anyone until we've discussed our options.
35:10Who made you boss?
35:12She's my boss.
35:14I think Papa's right.
35:15I think we should have a vote.
35:17Can I abstain?
35:18Out of respect for this weird, innocent dog thing.
35:21I vote we throw the fucker in the lake.
35:24If we tell anyone, the government's going to put a big fence around this whole town
35:30and do weird secret tests on us while soldiers with guns and gas masks keep us from going anywhere.
35:36Trust me, I live in America.
35:41She don't.
35:43Plus, if we want any hope of a second season of I Am Celt,
35:48it is probably in all of our interests to stop Drumbon from turning into Area 51.
35:54Can I unabstain?
35:55No.
35:55Can we vote on that?
35:56No.
35:57Fuck!
35:57All those in favour of showing this thing to the world,
36:02hands up.
36:07All those in favour of dumping this creature in the lake.
36:10Well, he can fucking do it.
36:24You know, I went to Old Grange looking for you.
36:43The last time I was here?
36:45Aye.
36:46Why?
36:46I don't know.
36:49I suppose it crossed my mind that we might make each other happy.
37:02Thanks.
37:09Well, this is as good a place as any.
37:11Yeah.
37:12What are they gabbing about?
37:16Sure we'll get it renewed.
37:18Probably.
37:21Come on, baby.
37:24Come on for me.
37:25You ready?
37:30On three.
37:31One.
37:34Two.
37:35Three.
37:35Three.
37:36Three.
37:36Three.
37:36Three.
37:37Three.
37:42Three.
37:58Seamus.
37:59You gobshit.
38:05Just.
38:06Just sit down and shut the fuck up.
38:10Thanks.
38:10I'll be back home to ride me ma before tea.
38:25What would you say that is?
38:30That's no bird.
38:40Plot, feck and twist.
39:10Good man.
39:24Right, let the inaugural meeting of the committee to bring aliens to trombone commence.
39:40Good man.
40:10Good man.
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