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00:00:22Nobody can live here!
00:00:24Not here! Not here!
00:00:29I don't understand why we have to get up so early to go to the supermarket
00:00:34Because it's better to manga
00:00:35The security guard is in your dream
00:00:37I like to get up early, I promise myself more the day
00:00:39To do what?
00:00:40If we are retired
00:00:41Leave her alone, she's happy on her planet
00:00:44Oh! Why is this closed?
00:00:47That lazy bum has already fallen asleep
00:00:49Emilio!
00:00:50Wait, wait
00:00:51There's a new invention here
00:00:53Press to open the door
00:00:54That means you have to press the exit button
00:00:57Very good, Vicenta
00:00:58See how you think better when you loosen your bun?
00:01:08Either this doesn't last very long, or we're very old.
00:01:11This needs to be done faster.
00:01:12Let's try again
00:01:14But why are they putting this up if it wasn't approved by the board?
00:01:18Ready?
00:01:19Ready?
00:01:20Already!
00:01:22Run, you cunt, you whore!
00:01:24Careful, careful, careful
00:01:24I can't fall on the step.
00:01:27Nothing, there's nothing to be done
00:01:29Mission Impossible
00:01:30You who have no reprise
00:01:31Okay, ladies
00:01:32Think a little bit
00:01:33One who stays here ringing the doorbell
00:01:35And the other one next to the door to push it
00:01:37You're all getting senile!
00:01:39You are desperately asking for asylum.
00:01:40We need to send a circular to the neighbors.
00:01:42So you know how this works
00:01:44Hey, you put this on to sleep longer
00:01:48This was approved during the time of Mr. John
00:01:50For everyone's safety
00:01:51This is like a bus missile shield
00:01:53Marisa
00:01:54That?
00:01:54Ring the doorbell and I'll open the door.
00:01:56Come on
00:01:59Ah!
00:02:00Ah!
00:02:01Oh!
00:02:01I couldn't imagine it when I came here
00:02:04I was just looking for some peace.
00:02:07I wake up every day in the middle of a hurricane
00:02:09Here, here, here
00:02:10There is no one who lives
00:02:11Not here
00:02:12Not here
00:02:13No, no, no
00:02:14Here, here, here
00:02:15There is no one who lives
00:02:16Not here
00:02:17Not here
00:02:17No no
00:02:18That super-start collapses
00:02:20I can't find the goalkeeper
00:02:22My neighbors visit and listen to me
00:02:25I can't stand it
00:02:26In this place
00:02:27They're using a cocktail shaker
00:02:31You in an earthquake and a volcano
00:02:35Yeah
00:02:37And you'll have this ladder
00:02:41Here, here, here
00:02:42There is no one who lives
00:02:43Not here
00:02:44Not here
00:02:45No no
00:02:46Here, here, here
00:02:47There is no one who lives
00:02:48Not here
00:02:49No no
00:02:50Here, here, here
00:02:52There is no one who lives
00:02:53Not here
00:02:53Not here
00:02:55Here, here, here
00:02:56There is no one who lives
00:02:57Not here
00:02:58Not here
00:02:59Here, here, here
00:03:01There is no one who lives
00:03:02Here, here, here
00:03:03There is no one who lives
00:03:04Here, here, here
00:03:10There is no one who lives
00:03:24They're trying to take my job.
00:03:27Belén, are you still stuck in the mud?
00:03:30Hey, we can't go without talking to each other, right?
00:03:32We are the goalkeeper and the president.
00:03:34And whether you like it or not, we have to communicate.
00:03:38Girl, tell me something.
00:03:44She gave you this one with more love, huh?
00:03:47I think you're on the right track.
00:03:49Well, that's the last one she'll give me.
00:03:51Because I'm not going to crawl anymore.
00:03:52My daughter isn't here, don't be a nuisance.
00:03:54He's definitely there, he just doesn't want to show his face.
00:03:57Golfa, listen to your voters.
00:03:59Okay, I'll pass.
00:04:01Belén, Mariano has set up a brothel in the attic.
00:04:04Ah, very good.
00:04:06You have to face your responsibility, especially as president.
00:04:10Moving on, let's see the hill.
00:04:11If it's not the president, someone else will have to be complained to.
00:04:16I've already told you in every language that I'm done with the community, so why don't you remove me?
00:04:20Careful, what a mess they've made of cabbage.
00:04:22They see you don't know anything and they give you all the crap.
00:04:25Belén, you might be mistaken.
00:04:26Politicians aren't kicked out for being lazy, they're kicked out for being crooks, for the scandals.
00:04:30So what do I do? Do I go to a ball meeting?
00:04:32No, give them a cheap beanbag chair, you'll see how overwhelmed they get.
00:04:34Look, just give them a piece of your mind and then keep the money.
00:04:37I want to be dismissed, not lynched.
00:04:39Oh, the tomatoes.
00:04:40Don't you work for an insurance company?
00:04:43Well, sign one of the most expensive ones for the community and at the next meeting you'll pay for it.
00:04:47nose.
00:04:47But how can I get insurance without consulting the neighbors?
00:04:50So what?
00:04:51But the functioning of this community is more irregular than an election in Albania.
00:04:56But what have you done with the sliced bread?
00:04:58Have you sat on it?
00:04:58Mom, just do the damn shopping yourself.
00:05:02Daughter, you're being so aggressive.
00:05:03Look, your eyes are turning crazy.
00:05:05No, it's your father's Lopez gene.
00:05:07Hello.
00:05:08How was the watch presentation?
00:05:09With an annual cost of 867 euros.
00:05:13But we didn't have insurance anymore.
00:05:14Well, now we have two.
00:05:15Just a moment, just a moment.
00:05:16We'll have to put that to a vote with the neighbors.
00:05:18No, no, because it seemed like a good idea to me and I did it.
00:05:21I also get a commission.
00:05:22Oh, and she's perfectly content with that.
00:05:23But this is an inconceivable scheme.
00:05:24This looks like Marbella's town hall.
00:05:26Well, if you don't like it, I'll put my position at the disposal of the owners.
00:05:30You actually believed it.
00:05:31I think the insurance idea is good.
00:05:32It's a lovely initiative from a president with enthusiasm.
00:05:34Furthermore, the insurance policy that Juan signed later did not pay us for the fire damages.
00:05:38Sausage.
00:05:38Oh, Bethlehem.
00:05:40We are very happy.
00:05:41You're doing a great job.
00:05:42You're going to be in office longer than Fraga.
00:05:45Mr. Secretary-keeper, let the record record my absolute and energetic opposition to this unprecedented cacicada.
00:05:50Not applicable.
00:05:51Next point.
00:05:52What do you mean it's not appropriate?
00:05:53Let it be recorded in the minutes.
00:05:54But when do we vote?
00:05:55Chairwoman.
00:05:56We are very worried about the brothel that Mariano has set up in the attic.
00:06:00Well, you can discuss it amongst yourselves.
00:06:02I'm leaving.
00:06:03But what do you mean you're leaving?
00:06:05I'm about to leave.
00:06:05But how can the president be absent in the middle of a meeting?
00:06:08This is from a banana republic.
00:06:09See you later.
00:06:10Come, come, come.
00:06:12Don't worry.
00:06:14The situation is under control.
00:06:15I'm taking command.
00:06:16They settle down, damn it.
00:06:18Are you going to take command, ghost?
00:06:20This community is leaderless.
00:06:21The president should be here to represent the residents.
00:06:24And the members of parliament represent more people and they don't even set foot in Congress.
00:06:27And when they go, they don't know what they're voting for.
00:06:30They earn seven thousand euros a month plus allowances.
00:06:33And why do they put them on a diet?
00:06:34Poor things.
00:06:35The seats are too narrow.
00:06:36He doesn't see that there are many.
00:06:37Okay, we're getting off topic.
00:06:39What do we do now without a president?
00:06:40I vote to suspend the meeting.
00:06:42Me too.
00:06:43Okay, bye.
00:06:43But wait, we'll have to talk about that penthouse.
00:06:45Mr. Juan, a stampede.
00:06:47It spreads anarchy.
00:06:48I am not willing to live next to a brothel.
00:06:51And me neither?
00:06:51But what brothel?
00:06:53I am a sentimental hotelier.
00:06:55Ah, he admits it.
00:06:56He is subletting the penthouse for profit.
00:06:59Let's see, it's not an office or a Chinese workshop making slippers.
00:07:03There, people will do the same things you did in your homes.
00:07:06No, not me.
00:07:07And this one even less.
00:07:08My Antonio really served me that up.
00:07:11Thanks for the information.
00:07:12We were all there, intrigued.
00:07:14And you're already removing that riding ring from there.
00:07:16I live below.
00:07:17And there, people are constantly hitting you all day long?
00:07:19Well no.
00:07:20Exactly, that gives a very bad impression.
00:07:21And a lot of envy.
00:07:22And the ladder wears out.
00:07:24Do you know how many couples there are without a nest to make love in?
00:07:28People frustrated in their marriages.
00:07:30Kids who have to go to a sad, empty lot.
00:07:33At the mercy of millions and cyclists.
00:07:35No, in the end we're going to have to give it a subsidy.
00:07:54Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
00:07:56Sorry.
00:07:57As?
00:07:58Oh, sorry, Isabel, huh?
00:08:00Oh no.
00:08:01Don't worry.
00:08:02I was going to get collagen injections in my lips.
00:08:04I don't think I'll need it anymore.
00:08:10But are you sure you're okay?
00:08:11Do you want me to take you to a doctor or something?
00:08:13No no.
00:08:13Really.
00:08:15I'm very well.
00:08:15But I have a hormonal bug that's got me a little...
00:08:20Come here, Isabel.
00:08:21Oh, yes.
00:08:23Do you need anything?
00:08:24I just can't bear to see one of my colleagues from Averde suffer like this.
00:08:27Oh, it's true that I'm a member.
00:08:29Since you don't send the ID card...
00:08:32Do you want some trouble?
00:08:33Do you want to talk?
00:08:34I'd like to help you.
00:08:35Yeah?
00:08:36Can't.
00:08:38You can't.
00:08:39Well, actually you could, but...
00:08:40You can't.
00:08:42Let's see, Isabel.
00:08:44I don't know what's going on in your life.
00:08:46But you deserve to be happy.
00:08:49You are a special person.
00:08:51Oh, thank you so much.
00:08:52You are the most special person in this building.
00:08:55Oh, thank you so much.
00:08:57Do you feel better?
00:08:58Oh, where will it end?
00:09:02It's swelling up.
00:09:03The fact that?
00:09:05The lip?
00:09:06Ah.
00:09:09Does it hurt?
00:09:10No.
00:09:11No no.
00:09:12Oh well, there's a little bit, but very little.
00:09:15Put ice on it.
00:09:16Hey?
00:09:17Ah, okay.
00:09:19See you later.
00:09:20Could you please ring the doorbell so I can go out?
00:09:23Yeah.
00:09:28No, Mojito, no, no, no.
00:09:30The Dolby Sorrón speaker doesn't get bitten.
00:09:32He's chewing on the 20 euro bone that Mommy brought, huh?
00:09:35It prevents canine gingivitis.
00:09:37But open your mouth and...
00:09:38Hey, how's this going?
00:09:40Should I send them the note, or dictate it to them, or go and...
00:09:44Yes, she's my Valentine's cousin, why?
00:09:49Roberto, my friend, you have to eat.
00:09:52You need trace elements, you have a vitamin C deficiency, and then you're at the mercy of free radicals.
00:09:56Damn, what's become of me, man?
00:09:57Yes, I used to get dates.
00:09:59The women used to hit on me.
00:10:00And now even the ugly ones leave me.
00:10:02No, Ainhoa wasn't that ugly.
00:10:05Carlos was a coconut.
00:10:06I'm going to carry this with me for the rest of my life.
00:10:09Look, do you know what we're going to do?
00:10:10What we need to do is go out and pick up girls.
00:10:12Because the hunter goes to find his prey there.
00:10:14Don't you think our aunts are going to come to our house to get us?
00:10:18Hello.
00:10:19Do you have a room where I can stay for a few days?
00:10:21The thing is...
00:10:22Look, we've broken up.
00:10:25Carlos, are you there?
00:10:26Yes, yes.
00:10:28Come in, are you okay?
00:10:29Well no.
00:10:31Tell me, tell me.
00:10:32Yes, yes, tell us, tell us.
00:10:34No, not now.
00:10:34Which room is mine?
00:10:35Mine.
00:10:37Mine.
00:10:38Mine is quieter, it overlooks the patio.
00:10:40Yes, but mine has a latex mattress with a Biocel base.
00:10:43with areas of varying density to adapt to your curves.
00:10:46Thanks, guys, it'll only take a few days for me to find something.
00:10:49No, no, no, calm down.
00:10:50Whatever you need, come in, come in.
00:10:51Yes, hey, we have a hydromassage tub with menthol vapors if you want to relax.
00:10:55Yes, and cactus salts, face masks, and...
00:11:04Which one has gotten involved?
00:11:05In mine.
00:11:06Take that, take that, point for me.
00:11:08I'm a machine.
00:11:09So, what about your depression?
00:11:10What depression?
00:11:11The one you thought was ugly who dumped you.
00:11:13She wasn't that ugly.
00:11:14It was a coconut.
00:11:15And that's what you'll carry with you for the rest of your life.
00:11:17Well, I...
00:11:17Sorry.
00:11:19This was on top of the pillow.
00:11:21Hey, Roberto, they're yours.
00:11:24Ah, yes, yes.
00:11:25Sorry.
00:11:26It hadn't been seen before.
00:11:28Thank you.
00:11:31Negative fool for you.
00:11:33Does it have palomino?
00:11:34Well, it's going to have pigeons.
00:11:35Too bad.
00:11:37Sweet, Mariano, fourth floor.
00:11:39If you lost me, give me the keys to your car.
00:11:41Yes, thanks.
00:11:42Come on, darling.
00:11:43No spinning tops in the square, okay?
00:11:46Excuse me, isn't the valet a bit young?
00:11:48No way?
00:11:49Yes, he is 20 years old.
00:11:50The problem is that he has a pituitary gland issue and that's why he's been like this.
00:11:57Damn, what a stress.
00:11:59I need a secretary now.
00:12:01Sweet, Mariano, tell me.
00:12:05Paco, Titanic and the Bridges of Madison County, okay.
00:12:08But since when is Alien a love story?
00:12:09Excuse me, but the relationship between Sigourney Weaver and the creature is very sexual.
00:12:12When you corner her against the wall and show her your tongue with your teeth
00:12:15and then you end up taking it out through the doors in a bad way.
00:12:18It's a clear case of a couple's argument.
00:12:20Paquito, I'm lying, I'm going to take a shower, okay?
00:12:22Oh, and make me an omelet or something.
00:12:25I feel like Florinda Chico, married to Paco Martínez Suria.
00:12:28Well, at least you have someone.
00:12:30Bea, stop complaining, go find Ana and apologize to her.
00:12:32No, because it will seem like I'm wrong.
00:12:34He's wrong.
00:12:35Besides, I don't know where it is.
00:12:36If he hasn't bought me anything, I'm leaving him, okay?
00:12:39Nothing, daddy, just do your thing.
00:12:43No, not full days.
00:12:45I only have slots available tomorrow night starting at midnight.
00:12:48It's Valentine's Day and there's a lot of demand.
00:12:52Let's see.
00:12:53Well, I have a gap here from seven to eight.
00:12:58It's always appealing in the mid-afternoon.
00:13:02Correct.
00:13:04Mariano.
00:13:06It's heavy, huh?
00:13:07No, no, no, calm down.
00:13:09Would you have a slot available in the suite tonight?
00:13:11I'd like to surprise you, Isabel.
00:13:13Of course.
00:13:14Is eleven to twelve okay with you?
00:13:16No, half an hour is more than enough for me.
00:13:18Let's get down to business, Juan.
00:13:19Don't be a sloppy worker.
00:13:20Champagne and strawberries?
00:13:21Come on.
00:13:22It's a thirty euro supplement.
00:13:25Oh, no, no, no.
00:13:25Then no.
00:13:26Juan, I've already noted it down.
00:13:27Don't drive me crazy.
00:13:31Hello.
00:13:32We have a reservation for the suite, Mariano.
00:13:34Harry Potter?
00:13:35Yeah.
00:13:36Sixty euros.
00:13:38Take.
00:13:39Top floor.
00:13:40Don't smoke me, okay?
00:13:41Smoke-free space.
00:13:46Mariano, but those boys are minors.
00:13:48Because with the youth card I give a forty percent discount.
00:13:51And with the one for retirees too.
00:13:53But since we don't have an elevator, by the time they get upstairs their desires have already been cured.
00:13:57Okay, then at eleven o'clock, right?
00:13:59I don't need to tell you that this is completely confidential.
00:14:02Well, it's always good to remember that.
00:14:05See?
00:14:06Look, look at this delicious minced meat.
00:14:09They see I look grumpy and treat me like I'm Doña Leticia.
00:14:12Mom, Mrs. Leticia doesn't go shopping anymore.
00:14:14Yes, but if it were, they would give him this minced meat.
00:14:19Look at the pimp.
00:14:21Mom, leave him alone, let him go up.
00:14:23It pains me that you don't see the good I do for this, our community, with my suite.
00:14:27Look, just so you know, I've spoken to my brother-in-law, who's a tax inspector, and he's going to give you a piece of his mind.
00:14:32stick that's going to crack you.
00:14:33María Jesús, have you never been told that you have Susan Sarandon's enigmatic gaze?
00:14:39Well no.
00:14:40No, but what does that have to do with anything now?
00:14:42That?
00:14:42I would like the opportunity to get to know you better.
00:14:45And those beautiful eyes.
00:14:47The future of my family.
00:14:48Which family?
00:14:49Daughter, don't make so many excuses, she's on commission.
00:14:52Unconscious mortgage.
00:14:54Okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:14:56Sit down.
00:14:57Tenar, relax, leave me alone.
00:14:59Full name, date of birth and ID number.
00:15:04Bring it here, I'll do it faster.
00:15:10Hey Belén, you look really beautiful, don't you?
00:15:12Any heart condition, illness, or infectious disease?
00:15:15No, not since I had measles.
00:15:17And phimosis, but I haven't had any lasting effects.
00:15:20Do you smoke?
00:15:20Yeah.
00:15:21No, you don't smoke.
00:15:22But why are you winding?
00:15:23If it costs you more, you idiot.
00:15:25See how you do care about him?
00:15:26Of course, María Jesús, that's what I'm saying, deep down she...
00:15:29Well, now I'm going to say that you do smoke, because you're so clever.
00:15:32Smoker.
00:15:34Look, you put your account number here and who will be the beneficiary of the insured capital.
00:15:38I've set the minimum for you, 150,000 euros.
00:15:40So, this is what I get if I die.
00:15:42No, this is given to your beneficiary.
00:15:44You are dead.
00:15:46Hey Belén, I was going to tell you something, because this has a lot of technical jargon.
00:15:50Why don't you explain it to me on a pad island since discovering you...?
00:15:52Do you want to sign?
00:15:53She's on her period, huh?
00:15:54Don't hold it against him.
00:15:55Okay, that's it.
00:15:56Congratulations and thank you for trusting Poseidon Insurance.
00:15:59But, daughter, let him finish.
00:16:01The documents will arrive by regular mail, okay?
00:16:04I know you're ordinary.
00:16:05Okay, come on.
00:16:09Wow, what a shitty business deal I've made.
00:16:13Emilio, when you're finished, bring the tray up to me.
00:16:15Here, have a banana, it has potassium.
00:16:17Come on, come on.
00:16:20Come on.
00:16:23Come on.
00:16:27Juan, where are we going?
00:16:29Wait, wait.
00:16:30But I was in my bathrobe.
00:16:32I ate sunflower seeds so deliciously.
00:16:34Now, now, run.
00:16:36Juan, give it light, we're going up.
00:16:38It's a surprise, my love.
00:16:40The antenna has fallen.
00:16:41No.
00:16:44Come in, come in.
00:16:47How cute!
00:16:49How tacky!
00:16:50And who lives here now?
00:16:52Nobody.
00:16:53Maria is not renting this as a suite for romantic encounters.
00:16:56Thank you so much.
00:17:00If this isn't a roommate.
00:17:02This is a real bummer.
00:17:04Carlos, damn it.
00:17:05Naturalness.
00:17:06Come on, come on.
00:17:07Come on, be natural.
00:17:08Naturalness.
00:17:09What's happening?
00:17:11A blonde woman enters.
00:17:12Come on, come on.
00:17:12Move over there.
00:17:15Mother of beautiful love.
00:17:16How wonderful!
00:17:18Yeah?
00:17:19Was it okay?
00:17:20Yeah.
00:17:21I've never seen you so excited, darling.
00:17:23So...
00:17:24So focused on what intercourse is.
00:17:26Yeah?
00:17:26Well, I don't know.
00:17:28Well, it's change.
00:17:30Rampes the routine.
00:17:32You're rotten.
00:17:33Oh, the strawberries are the ones I haven't liked anymore.
00:17:37This will be very good for us, darling.
00:17:39I'm going to talk to Mariano to see if he'll give us a discount voucher so we can go up a couple of places.
00:17:42times a week.
00:17:43Yes, like Pilates.
00:17:46Notice to our customers.
00:17:48Five minutes to go.
00:17:51Please get dressed.
00:17:52Thank you for using the suite, Mariano.
00:17:55We hope to see you again soon.
00:17:58But.
00:18:00This man is not stupid.
00:18:02No.
00:18:05The plan has been a success.
00:18:06Belén still doesn't give me the time of day and I've signed something that costs me 300 euros
00:18:11per year.
00:18:11Now where am I going to get the money to buy this guy kiwis?
00:18:14Well, you have life insurance.
00:18:15If something happens to you, Mariano charges 25 kilos.
00:18:17No, I put Belén as the beneficiary.
00:18:19Son, that hurts my father's soul.
00:18:22Man, if he's with you, he won't sleep at night.
00:18:24And besides, what difference does it make to me if they pay me 25 million?
00:18:27If I'm not going to be alive to enjoy it.
00:18:28Or is it?
00:18:29Why don't you play dead?
00:18:30I'm terrible at it.
00:18:31I always sink in the pool.
00:18:32No, with the insurance company.
00:18:34You stage an accident, we forge a death certificate, send it to them, and in five days
00:18:38They have to pay.
00:18:39What do you think you are?
00:18:39That the insurance people are idiots.
00:18:41They're not stupid, but they only investigate big things, like the Winsor case, the Koplovich robbery.
00:18:46Of course, they're not going to waste their time investigating what happened to that loser goalkeeper.
00:18:51No, no, no.
00:18:52I'm returning the receipt to the insurance company, and to hell with Belén.
00:18:54You idiot, if this is going to help you.
00:18:56Share that one.
00:18:56Come on, leave me the six.
00:18:58Yeah?
00:18:59I have it free tomorrow at seven in the evening.
00:19:02Perfect.
00:19:03They belong to Juan Cuesta and a certain Yago.
00:19:05Yes, don't be annoying, come on.
00:19:07No, briefcase, we don't have sadomasochism.
00:19:10Then you have to cook everything, like the flasks in baby bottles.
00:19:14For Juan Cuesta and for whoever else has told me.
00:19:17You can't be everywhere at once.
00:19:20Go on.
00:19:21They're for me.
00:19:22I knew it.
00:19:23Yes, uh...
00:19:24Yes, here, some flowers.
00:19:26Of course, it couldn't have been forgotten.
00:19:29What a tacky centerpiece you sent me.
00:19:32Fernando.
00:19:33Now, one less.
00:19:35Maury, I'm going to be judged.
00:19:37Come here, go on.
00:19:37Come here, come here.
00:19:38I thought you had forgotten Valentine's Day.
00:19:40I was already rehearsing the scolding I was going to give you.
00:19:43Hey?
00:19:44Wow, what flowers.
00:19:45I just love it when your inner crazy girl comes out.
00:19:47Of course, how could I forget such a date, so...?
00:19:50Oh, really?
00:19:51I'm going to rub it in the faces of those women over there.
00:19:53What a pleasure.
00:19:53They were convinced you would forget.
00:19:55No, no, better not.
00:19:56Maybe they're allergic.
00:20:00Anser Lobbies.
00:20:01A beautiful flower arrangement that my boyfriend sent me.
00:20:03How beautiful!
00:20:05How much have you spent on this?
00:20:06Ma'am, that's not something you say.
00:20:08Love is priceless.
00:20:09Damn, there's a card here.
00:20:10What do you mean, a card?
00:20:11Hey, tell me, that's personal.
00:20:13Take it off, take it off.
00:20:13My love, forgive me for neglecting our relationship lately.
00:20:17You are the most important thing in my life.
00:20:20Will you marry me?
00:20:22Oh, it's giving me a heart attack.
00:20:23Vicenta, if not to you.
00:20:25Of course I want to, darling.
00:20:29Wow!
00:20:31Big news!
00:20:32Gays get married!
00:20:34Breaking news on the radio.
00:20:36It's happening!
00:20:37You're seeing them!
00:20:41Marta, but you don't understand.
00:20:43I cheated on Juan.
00:20:44Come on, come on, come on!
00:20:46Yes, last night I made love to him thinking about the Cuban.
00:20:49Those are the horns here, which are the worst.
00:20:52Because you can put them on at any time.
00:20:54Look, I'm going to put them on.
00:20:56Oh, how deleted!
00:20:57But don't worry, that's happened to all of us at one time or another.
00:21:01Look, when I made love with my husband, I used to put his brother's face on him.
00:21:07And when he did it with his brother, he would put my husband's face on him.
00:21:12Well, maybe we should try it.
00:21:15Life is so short.
00:21:38Where are you going?
00:21:40Where are you going?
00:21:41Time for breakfast, damn it.
00:21:42Has he woken up yet?
00:21:43No, man, relax.
00:21:44Go to sleep.
00:21:52Good morning to all lovers.
00:21:55Today is Valentine's Day, the day love triumphs.
00:21:58Well, love and shopping malls.
00:22:00Buy a small gift for your partner.
00:22:02Avoid silly moves.
00:22:03And then what happens, happens.
00:22:05That he doesn't love me anymore.
00:22:09Good morning.
00:22:11Good morning.
00:22:13What's the matter?
00:22:15I had bought Bia a watch, just like mine, so that we could wear the same one.
00:22:19I was going to give it to him today.
00:22:21Good morning.
00:22:24Hey, aren't you cold?
00:22:25I'm freezing.
00:22:26No, I like to walk around the house like this, like a wild animal.
00:22:30Yes, I stuck it on him.
00:22:33Okay, so what were you talking about?
00:22:34That relationships are shit.
00:22:36Do you think you've found someone who's going to make you happy for the rest of your life?
00:22:39And suddenly, bam, alone again.
00:22:42Okay, Ana, but don't shut yourself off.
00:22:43We have all suffered setbacks in love.
00:22:45Yeah.
00:22:46He is an expert.
00:22:47He's been dumped so many times.
00:22:48Roberto, you have a hair sticking out of your nose.
00:22:50Remove it with tweezers.
00:22:52I see you two and I'm so envious.
00:22:54You are friends.
00:22:55You have each other.
00:22:56You don't need anyone.
00:22:57Well, it's nice, but some things are missing.
00:23:01I've never been able to have friends, really.
00:23:03And believe me, I've tried, but women are jealous of me and men want to sleep with me.
00:23:08It's the tragedy of being handsome.
00:23:10I understand you so well.
00:23:11But don't worry, you're safe in this house.
00:23:14You have a friend here for whatever you need.
00:23:16Two.
00:23:17Two friends.
00:23:18Thanks, guys.
00:23:20Hey, are you shivering?
00:23:22No.
00:23:23A bit.
00:23:25I don't warm up until I've finished my bowl of cereal.
00:23:29I'm going to put on a sweater and I'll be right back, okay?
00:23:35Ana, don't mess around.
00:23:37Don't say things like Carlos and I need each other because the poor guy is...
00:23:41I'm out of work and you're in jail, you idiot!
00:23:43I've put you down as the beneficiary, you idiot.
00:23:45This money is just for you.
00:23:47That?
00:23:48I just want you and me to go far away from here, to an island, to start over.
00:23:53And let our children run along the beach in loincloths.
00:23:56But don't you realize that I'm giving you my life on Valentine's Day because I love you?
00:24:02What a corny thing to say.
00:24:03The pretty one, damn it.
00:24:04You're just in the "funny" phase if you don't understand.
00:24:07The setting isn't the most idyllic, but it's been beautiful.
00:24:10Come on, a little bit of consideration, please, okay?
00:24:11That we are reconciling.
00:24:13Come on, let's go.
00:24:14Yes, you can hear it from there too.
00:24:17Comilio, you're crazy.
00:24:19This isn't going to end well.
00:24:21Nothing ever goes right for us.
00:24:23Yes?
00:24:23No, I'm not going to sign a life insurance policy and walk away with the money.
00:24:26This smells like fraud from miles away.
00:24:28I'm going to end up in jail.
00:24:30Well, but there you can study for a degree or learn plumbing.
00:24:33There are reintegration programs.
00:24:35That.
00:24:35You encourage me.
00:24:36Okay, okay, but don't get angry, everything was going really well.
00:24:39Give me another arm.
00:24:45Yes, yes, the garden is very big.
00:24:47But is it close to the road?
00:24:49I know these things, and then you can't even hear the orchestra.
00:24:53Look, send me more photos to my email.
00:24:56Mauricio Hidalgo at pinpower.com
00:24:58Just like it sounds.
00:24:59Thank you.
00:25:00Hello.
00:25:01I'll grab some papers and leave, okay?
00:25:02I still have the trial of the lady with the highlights.
00:25:04the one who stole the hairdryer from the hairdresser as a sign of protest.
00:25:07Have you already made your guest list for me?
00:25:08The thing is, if I don't know how many of us there are, I can't do anything.
00:25:11Yes, I have it here.
00:25:13I don't get many, but that's because I've gone for the intimate side.
00:25:16Better.
00:25:18Hey, why don't we get married in Fiji?
00:25:20Because it will cost us about 6,000 euros per guest.
00:25:22Okay, I'll ask.
00:25:23If we end up celebrating it in Martinez, weddings and baptisms,
00:25:26in an industrial park, it's not for lack of trying.
00:25:28Mauricio, why don't we meet tonight somewhere nice?
00:25:30And can we talk more calmly about the wedding?
00:25:32Okay.
00:25:34Okay, book wherever you want, you're doing great, huh?
00:25:36Okay, I'm leaving.
00:25:39Just a moment, a kiss, a kiss.
00:25:41You, who are getting married, aren't you nervous?
00:25:44Yes, yes, that's true.
00:25:46Look at this nonsense, because the idea is mine and I'm not really here, you know?
00:25:49Wow, and you suggested it to me on Valentine's Day!
00:25:52Enjoy.
00:25:53Look, I'm reading you.
00:25:55My love, I propose an unforgettable Valentine's Day night.
00:25:58I'll be waiting for you at 10 in Mariano's suite.
00:26:00Don't let me down, okay?
00:26:01Sounds a bit like an ultimatum, doesn't it?
00:26:03Go ahead, make a reservation.
00:26:05Okay.
00:26:07Hey Mariano, could I reserve a room for tonight around 10?
00:26:12You guys are annoying, aren't you?
00:26:13Yes, I already told Juanca at 10.
00:26:17Well, at 11 too.
00:26:18Just one hour, wow!
00:26:20And it wasn't enough for us.
00:26:22Damn, now I have to cancel another client.
00:26:25You have to give me advance notice, I have to charge you a sexual emergency surcharge.
00:26:29Ah, well, copper, copper, wow!
00:26:32Relax, it's a special night.
00:26:34With champagne, strawberries, everything, everything, everything.
00:26:36Can you give this envelope to Iago?
00:26:38When I see him, okay?
00:26:39Wow!
00:26:39Now he'll do it too, and the genius knows.
00:26:41Well, thanks, huh?
00:26:43Thanks a lot.
00:26:47Hey, isn't it a little suicidal to hand the envelope to this man?
00:26:52What do you want us to do?
00:26:53Let's slip it under the door so the other guy can read it, okay?
00:26:56No, no, no.
00:26:57Hey, what's this about Juanca's reservation?
00:27:00Oh, I know.
00:27:04Hello.
00:27:05How are you, herbs?
00:27:06Well, here.
00:27:08Bye bye.
00:27:09Bye bye.
00:27:10Have you heard it?
00:27:11They have booked the penthouse at 10 and 11.
00:27:14Two hours of brainstorming with Juanca, okay?
00:27:17Nobody believes that, come on.
00:27:19Are the herbs and the pantuaca up to something?
00:27:22Well, as if we didn't already have enough lesbians.
00:27:26Hey, this riding arena is a goldmine, huh?
00:27:30We missed having a correspondent in the attic.
00:27:38Mariano.
00:27:38No, don't you need someone for room service?
00:27:42But you didn't complain about my suite.
00:27:45Yes, but you can't fight against love.
00:27:51Look, please write to me here.
00:27:54Fernando loves me and I'm worried because I'm an idiot.
00:27:57Fernando.
00:27:57No, no, no, cold, cold.
00:27:58Ten minutes.
00:28:02Dale.
00:28:07Isn't it beautiful?
00:28:08You've suddenly become so close to Carlos.
00:28:10Of course, this is what I needed, a gay friend.
00:28:13Yes, but what scares me is that you'll confuse him.
00:28:15You get confused, I get confused, and we all get confused in a triangle of confusion.
00:28:19No, don't worry.
00:28:21Hey, I'm going back to the bathroom, I'm getting cold.
00:28:23No, no, no, wait, wait.
00:28:24She's taking a shower.
00:28:25It's okay, we'll shower together.
00:28:30Come on, don't mess with me.
00:28:32You're such an idiot, man.
00:28:33Don't be old.
00:28:34Go inside.
00:28:38We didn't go shopping together.
00:28:39Yes, but first I wanted to show you my house.
00:28:41Oh, well, she's very pretty.
00:28:44Yes, very...
00:28:45It has a lot of light.
00:28:50White.
00:28:51Blanca, please, don't you think we're going a little too fast?
00:28:53Forgive me, forgive me.
00:28:54I'm freaking out.
00:28:55I had never set foot in a gay bar before.
00:28:57This is my first lesbian relationship.
00:28:58Oh, really?
00:28:59Yeah.
00:28:59Well, I specialize in bringing new members into the club.
00:29:02I would always have noticed something, but...
00:29:04It's just that lately I've been going to the gym and spending more time in the locker room than on the bike.
00:29:08And of course, I wondered, but why are you staring so much?
00:29:10Of course, at first you have to avoid the changing rooms because...
00:29:14Hey, I have a question.
00:29:22We use this among ourselves, right?
00:29:24Where did you get this?
00:29:27Look at the latex I invented.
00:29:28And it's prettier than my husband's.
00:29:30Which husband?
00:29:30Blanca, we're home now.
00:29:32Fuck.
00:29:33I'm in the living room, honey.
00:29:35A kiss for Mom and do your homework.
00:29:38How are my princes?
00:29:39Well.
00:29:40Look, this is Bea, a friend from the gym.
00:29:43My husband, Ernesto.
00:29:44Hello.
00:29:44Hi, Bea.
00:29:45How are you?
00:29:45How are you?
00:29:46Here, looking at the house.
00:29:48We're both going shopping.
00:29:50Oh no, no, no, no, no.
00:29:51I have an appointment for laser hair removal.
00:29:54And of course, if I miss a session, I lose the bonus.
00:29:56Okay, I'll call you later, alright?
00:29:58Okay, okay, okay.
00:29:59Bye, bye, bye.
00:30:02Bye bye.
00:30:02Bye bye.
00:30:03Hey Blanca, this friend is new, isn't she?
00:30:06Ernesto, we need to talk.
00:30:11Oh, well, they've had an argument here and my father has had another attack of angina.
00:30:17I have to go see them.
00:30:19And our romantic night is Valentine's Day.
00:30:22Oh, Juan, well, we'll postpone it.
00:30:23It will be on February 14th.
00:30:25Do you want me to accompany you?
00:30:26Uh, no, because Dad didn't like you very much.
00:30:29I'll give him your regards.
00:30:31Bye bye.
00:30:32I love you, I'll call you.
00:30:33Kisses.
00:30:34Mua, mua.
00:30:34Oh.
00:30:39Oh, you liar.
00:30:41Liar.
00:30:42Me...
00:30:42Oh, what a liar you are.
00:30:45Oh, how awful.
00:30:49Well, at least you got rid of the bad time.
00:30:52And can you rent the choker to a celebrity?
00:30:54For the TP Awards gala.
00:30:55Well, I'm going to get comfortable and go up to the suite to watch a movie.
00:30:58Anyway, it's already turned off.
00:31:02Look at her, she's like a fairytale princess.
00:31:04She's desperately asking for a kiss of love.
00:31:07Are we in a movie or what's going on?
00:31:08I don't know why the hell I rented it.
00:31:10Okay.
00:31:10Not bad at all.
00:31:11Look, I'll remove it.
00:31:13Come on, wake her up.
00:31:14To bed.
00:31:15It's just so sad to wake her up.
00:31:17Look, even snoring is like poetry.
00:31:20What the hell?
00:31:23Ana, Ana, come on, to bed.
00:31:27What a great movie, huh?
00:31:28Yes, yes, very good.
00:31:29But yes, we have removed it, man.
00:31:30Carlos, will you come sleep with me?
00:31:33Hey?
00:31:34Yes, Roberto is much more comfortable that way.
00:31:37Yes, yes.
00:31:38I'm going to get my pajamas.
00:31:42But how do you tell him that?
00:31:44Poor thing, he seems so in love with you.
00:31:46He must be having a terrible time sleeping with you.
00:31:48No way, it's good that he's getting used to it.
00:31:49Don't worry, I don't care.
00:31:52Good night.
00:31:53No, no, no, but wait, I don't understand.
00:31:54I mean, listen.
00:32:00You're such an idiot, man.
00:32:01Don't peek out too much.
00:32:02You might fall into the courtyard.
00:32:06I'm here now.
00:32:08How was the trial?
00:32:10Good, good, very good.
00:32:11We've lost.
00:32:13Okay, I wanted to talk to you about the wedding.
00:32:15Ah, me too.
00:32:16Look, I've decided that in the end we should go all out.
00:32:19We got married in the suffocation.
00:32:20Because this only happens once in a lifetime.
00:32:22Already.
00:32:23With someone who loves me so much and whom I trust blindly,
00:32:25What else could you ask for?
00:32:27Maury, I know you.
00:32:28You found out that the flowers weren't mine.
00:32:29No, what are you saying?
00:32:31But you're so fake and such a bastard.
00:32:34Damn, you're also a coincidence.
00:32:38There are plenty of restaurants.
00:32:39And to top it all off, they seat us next to them.
00:32:41Poor thing, it's obvious I love you a lot.
00:33:00I don't know how to position myself.
00:33:07I should watch more porn or erotic films.
00:33:16Forward.
00:33:18Hello?
00:33:19Oh my God!
00:33:25This had been agreed upon here with Yago.
00:33:27Oh, really?
00:33:32Lucia, I'm home.
00:33:36Lucia.
00:33:38Majito!
00:33:45That's right, Mariano.
00:33:46He really went for it, huh?
00:33:48And how expensively they cut my flowers!
00:33:52Well, at least the dogs don't get on the bed there.
00:33:56Look, Lucia, this is...
00:33:57Please sit down for a moment.
00:33:59Do you want some strawberries?
00:34:00No, no, no, no, thank you.
00:34:02Champagne?
00:34:03Isabel, what are you doing here?
00:34:04Well, this is a bit complicated to say.
00:34:06Yago sent me some flowers and told me he's in love with me.
00:34:10What, what?
00:34:11Are you putting it in your pipe?
00:34:13Hey!
00:34:14I have the note at home.
00:34:16Look, here's Yago.
00:34:17Did you send me flowers or not?
00:34:20No, no, not me, Isabel.
00:34:23Okay, well now is the moment when I die.
00:34:27But what's going on here?
00:34:28No, I'd rather die right now.
00:34:32The live radio show.
00:34:33Any Turkish perspective?
00:34:35What are you doing, Mom?
00:34:37Hello, is this Belén López Vázquez?
00:34:39Yeah.
00:34:40We are experts for Posedon Insurance.
00:34:41It's because of this policy that you signed for Emilio Delgado.
00:34:44Ah!
00:34:46How are you?
00:34:48What a shame, right?
00:34:49What a waste.
00:34:50Well, and for you too, because you have to pay.
00:34:53We've come to take some photos of the accident site.
00:34:55Oh, they're going to investigate it?
00:34:57Well, when the insured dies on the same day as signing the policy, the boss asks.
00:35:01Sure, sure.
00:35:02Would you mind giving us some information?
00:35:04No, no, no, no, of course not.
00:35:05I didn't kill him, okay?
00:35:07No, woman.
00:35:08Nobody said that.
00:35:10What are you pointing there?
00:35:14Marisa!
00:35:15Marisa!
00:35:17Look!
00:35:18What happened?
00:35:19Have they increased taxes on tobacco?
00:35:21The obituary!
00:35:23Lela!
00:35:24Manolo has kicked the bucket!
00:35:26And it doesn't say what happened to him?
00:35:27An open manhole?
00:35:29A pétanque term?
00:35:33Poor thing!
00:35:33We have to go see it!
00:35:35Of course, damn it!
00:35:36I wouldn't miss that for the world!
00:35:41Room 14!
00:35:42Here it is.
00:35:44Have you spent more on this crown than he has on me in 30 years of marriage?
00:35:48But my brother-in-law, family is family.
00:35:50I'm so close to having to come see me at a place like this!
00:35:55We can place bets.
00:35:56Let's see who comes to see whom.
00:35:58It's not funny!
00:35:59But why do they close the lid?
00:36:01May he rest in peace.
00:36:02So, don't put it in a shop window.
00:36:08Holy shit, Manolo!
00:36:10Are you alive?
00:36:13Get up, Vicenta!
00:36:14This is a bad place to play dead!
00:36:20Nobody lives here!
00:36:26Nobody lives here!
00:36:36Nobody lives here!
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