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00:00:30Look, listen, the kids organized a party and all hell would break loose.
00:00:35What do you want me to say?
00:00:36I had to give Candela the morning-after pill.
00:00:39Do you know what a hormonal surge that is for a 14-year-old girl?
00:00:42Girls, times are changing.
00:00:44You gave your flower when you were 25 and your daughter when she was 16, well she's already on her way to becoming a certified gardener.
00:00:50Look, what Pablo did to my daughter is sick.
00:00:53You should take him to a sex addicts clinic, like Michael Douglas.
00:00:57Come on, I didn't do anything with his daughter, I don't even like his daughter.
00:00:59Pablo, please go inside.
00:01:02She's so cute, they use her in a lot of commercials.
00:01:05If I were you, I'd report him, you know? This was about what it was about.
00:01:07But don't be a jerk.
00:01:10Juan, I need help in the kitchen.
00:01:13Iginio, what did you say?
00:01:14Is the chopper era over?
00:01:16Iginio, I find it incredible that you usurped the presidency from me through treachery.
00:01:20It wasn't me.
00:01:22Ask JR.
00:01:23No, no, no, no, you are all involved here.
00:01:26This was a full-blown coup.
00:01:28Well, tough luck for not going to the beach.
00:01:30A president owes his allegiance to his constituents and does not go on vacation.
00:01:34Okay, but in August, yes, right?
00:01:36And you, Mauri, I thought we were friends.
00:01:38How could you sell me out like that?
00:01:40No, no, I just looked out to see if it was raining.
00:01:43So let everyone know that I intend to challenge that board.
00:01:45And that I will resort to...
00:01:49Damn, I'm risking my life here.
00:01:52Oh, John!
00:01:53The clothes!
00:01:54Damn, look at that Mormon tanner, the grass doesn't have that little bit of grass.
00:01:58Wow!
00:01:59I need to buy some new clothes.
00:02:01Woman, go downstairs and ask for it.
00:02:03Yeah, I do, man.
00:02:04You get down.
00:02:06Well, of course it's going to be me.
00:02:13The propaganda guy is going to shit himself.
00:02:15Watch out, watch out, here it comes.
00:02:17Let me know, Paquito.
00:02:19Three, two, one...
00:02:22Now!
00:02:25Host!
00:02:26Commercial postman!
00:02:27That?
00:02:27The other side, man!
00:02:28Listen!
00:02:29Listen!
00:02:30Who was it?
00:02:32Hey?
00:02:35I?
00:02:37What a whore!
00:02:41Holy shit, man!
00:02:42What tension!
00:02:43Wow!
00:02:44It was like a Jedi battle!
00:02:46Both of them with lightsabers!
00:02:48Look at the tree trunk!
00:02:49But don't hit the one with the jumpsuits.
00:02:51Your turn will come another day.
00:02:52But where are you going with Mr. Juan's DVD?
00:02:55She hasn't said anything about meddling with the girl and returning it.
00:02:57It's very wrong to steal from people.
00:02:59José María, if you've taken it,
00:03:01You took it.
00:03:01Damn it, don't bring him here again.
00:03:03Go sell it in the plaza.
00:03:04Or take him to the drug room
00:03:05so that they can put up educational videos.
00:03:07Emilio.
00:03:08Yeah.
00:03:09Isabel dropped a tub of clothes into the patio.
00:03:11Go upstairs and ask the ladies
00:03:12some clothes that have been left hanging on the line.
00:03:14Very well, Mr. Juan.
00:03:15I'll organize everything for you, okay?
00:03:16Don't worry.
00:03:16Okay, thanks.
00:03:21That's my DVD.
00:03:23Did you steal it from me?
00:03:23No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:03:24I took it from him.
00:03:25You?
00:03:26So that?
00:03:26Yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:03:27Because his records,
00:03:29I wanted to transfer a video I have to DVD.
00:03:31with my father's latest news,
00:03:32which was very emotional.
00:03:34People were throwing rolls of toilet paper at him.
00:03:36He was escorted out of the square,
00:03:38My mother crying.
00:03:39Well, it was a beautiful thing.
00:03:40Well, next time ask me for things properly.
00:03:43because I was about to buy another one.
00:03:44Yes, Mr. Juan,
00:03:45But since you were on vacation,
00:03:47So I said, I'm not going to bother him.
00:03:49Emilio, sometimes I get disappointed by you.
00:03:58What's wrong with you now?
00:04:00It's the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me.
00:04:05Emilio is very big.
00:04:08Okay, come on, come on, come on, I'll pass.
00:04:09And are they going to watch them?
00:04:10I'd do anything for you, or whatever.
00:04:12Do you want a radio for the night?
00:04:13No, no, no, don't worry,
00:04:15if you're going to spend ages scrubbing landings.
00:04:16Whatever you say.
00:04:18I love it, come on.
00:04:19No one can live here, here, here.
00:04:22Not here, not here.
00:04:24Every day is like this,
00:04:26I couldn't have imagined it when I came here,
00:04:29I was just looking for some peace.
00:04:31I wake up every day in the middle of a hurricane.
00:04:33No one can live here, here, here.
00:04:35Not here, not here, no, no.
00:04:37No one can live here, here, here.
00:04:40Not here, not here, no, no.
00:04:42If the sun starts dancing,
00:04:44I can't find the goalkeeper.
00:04:46My neighbors are watching and listening to me.
00:04:49I can't stand being in this place.
00:04:51Put it in a cocktail shaker,
00:04:55you in an earthquake and a volcano,
00:04:59Yeah,
00:05:01And you'll have this staircase.
00:05:05Here, here, here, here nobody lives,
00:05:07Not here, not here, no, no.
00:05:10No one can live here, here, here.
00:05:12Not here, no, no.
00:05:14No one can live here, here, here.
00:05:16Not here, not here, no, no.
00:05:19No one can live here, here, here.
00:05:21Not here, not here.
00:05:23No one can live here, here, here.
00:05:26no one can live here, here, here
00:05:28Here, here, here, here nobody lives,
00:05:35Federico, we have never been in the red.
00:05:37I can't understand why you call our homes and block our cards.
00:05:40due to a small overdraft on the account.
00:05:41It's not a small discovery, Juan.
00:05:43That's 4,600 euros.
00:05:46Sorry.
00:05:47Te, te, te.
00:05:48I take a little candy.
00:05:49We have had to return some direct debit payments you had set up.
00:05:52Of course, it's a debt because...
00:05:54But what do you want to buy?
00:05:56Me nothing.
00:05:57Yes, I have been to the herbalist.
00:05:58Well, and I got my feet done.
00:06:00These have been my two treats of the week.
00:06:02You spent a few days in Lanzarote, didn't you?
00:06:05Of course, I left Natalita a card in case of an emergency.
00:06:10Yes, well I think she's had several.
00:06:12Look, pharmacy Recife, restaurant, port rental, pharmacy Recife, pharmacy Recife, restaurant...
00:06:18But you're leaving a credit card with Natalia?
00:06:20She's pregnant and in love.
00:06:22He is not in full possession of his mental faculties.
00:06:24Okay, calm down.
00:06:25I'll take a little bit from my investment fund.
00:06:28No, but now you can't touch that.
00:06:30What do you mean, no?
00:06:31It's mine!
00:06:32I have at least 15 million there.
00:06:34Yes, but don't you remember that I transferred everything to a guaranteed fund?
00:06:37You can only withdraw money on the 30th of each month.
00:06:40But he's just a little silly about eating and stuff.
00:06:44It's simply not possible.
00:06:45See?
00:06:46It just won't let me.
00:06:47Okay, but could you give us some emergency personal credit?
00:06:50Yes, a huge plus for end-of-month worries.
00:06:54Man, we've got one here that...
00:06:56No, it won't let me either.
00:06:58But who runs this bank?
00:06:59You or the computer?
00:07:00This gets blocked from headquarters, Juan.
00:07:02I can't do anything.
00:07:03And there's no digital pleas window there.
00:07:07We humiliated ourselves.
00:07:08No, it's that I explained instead of saying we're going to live until day one,
00:07:11that we get paid.
00:07:12I mean, maybe you don't have a relative,
00:07:14a friend, a neighbor who can lend you something.
00:07:16Oh yes, yes, a neighbor, come on, what is it?
00:07:19Federico, I find it outrageous that a bank I've been entrusting my money to...
00:07:23for 25 years he has not been able to help me in these difficult times.
00:07:27No, but don't leave feeling upset, man.
00:07:29Here, take a bank alarm clock radio.
00:07:31It's solar-powered.
00:07:32Ah, that's great, we don't have to plug it in.
00:07:34In case they cut off our electricity.
00:07:42Hey, Dad, is there no water?
00:07:44What do you mean, no?
00:07:45They've already cut it off.
00:07:47No, for God's sake.
00:07:48Not water, let them start with gas.
00:07:51What's happening?
00:07:51What have you done?
00:07:52Family, we've arrived.
00:07:54Hello, we've brought gifts for everyone.
00:07:56From the boutique to Recife.
00:07:58Oh, how do you know?
00:08:00Natalia, our water has just been cut off.
00:08:01We have 5,000 euros in the red.
00:08:03The bank has blocked our cards.
00:08:04Oh, really?
00:08:05Well, ours worked perfectly, didn't it?
00:08:07But how could you even think of giving them a credit card?
00:08:09Are you guys high or what?
00:08:11Other.
00:08:11Well, well, we haven't spent that much.
00:08:13Hey, sorry.
00:08:14The bank's computer said
00:08:15Port rental 1,200 euros.
00:08:17What did you take?
00:08:18A yacht?
00:08:19A yacht, no, a yacht.
00:08:20A small 12-meter boat for going fishing.
00:08:23It was a lovers' whim.
00:08:24For us, this has been like a honeymoon.
00:08:27Oh, and did you catch anything, at least?
00:08:30No, no, because Natalia got dizzy right away.
00:08:32and we had to return to the port.
00:08:33Yes, indeed, that's money well spent.
00:08:35Okay, as soon as I get paid, we'll pay you back.
00:08:37Yes, Juan, don't worry, just relax.
00:08:39Nobody gets paid here until day one.
00:08:41That's the problem.
00:08:42I see some poor management of the family budget here, huh?
00:08:46Juan, I can't go without washing.
00:08:48It's already hot, I'm sweating and I feel disgusted with myself.
00:08:51Wait a minute, I'm thinking.
00:08:53Hey, I'm taking the device off.
00:08:55It's not fair that I'm indulging myself in these times of crisis.
00:08:57You stay put, this is just a temporary setback.
00:09:00Why don't you borrow money from your sister?
00:09:03Wow, like Día Neves, with how stingy he is.
00:09:05He gave me a manual juicer as a wedding gift.
00:09:07and a week later he asked to borrow it.
00:09:09And you still haven't given it back to me?
00:09:11Well, I don't know, maybe a regular neighbor, Mauri or...
00:09:14I don't want the neighbors to find out that we're having financial problems.
00:09:17They're going to think that since I'm no longer president,
00:09:19I can't take advantage of the community.
00:09:20Oh, but I already think that, Nati, what difference does it make to you?
00:09:23We'll get through this, it's only 20 days.
00:09:25Sadán Joséín spent months in a tulo,
00:09:27after having 24 palaces.
00:09:29And look at the face he had when they found him.
00:09:32Well, I had to wash somewhere.
00:09:37Heidi has turned 30.
00:09:40Dude, how time flies!
00:09:41Why did he never get to Alíase con Pedro?
00:09:43They made a good couple.
00:09:44That Heidi was a turd.
00:09:45Pedro liked Clarita, who also had money.
00:09:47Heidi now weighs 90 kilos.
00:09:49And she's up in the mountains, bitter, making cheese.
00:09:51I liked Marco better, because he went everywhere with his monkey.
00:09:56Well, that's how we are, just like you.
00:09:57In an Italian port.
00:10:00That series wasn't believable.
00:10:02I wouldn't let Emilio see her.
00:10:03But she was really pretty, damn it.
00:10:05The boy was wandering the world looking for his mother.
00:10:08They won't let you bring the monkey through customs, man.
00:10:11You try taking him to the United States.
00:10:13They shoot him.
00:10:14Yes, he entered the countries and the monkey was completely legal with his chibi and his vaccine.
00:10:19But don't get upset, José María.
00:10:21Go fuck yourself, asshole.
00:10:24If it's you, what are you poking him with?
00:10:25But don't mess with him, damn it, he has to give me a hug in the courtyard.
00:10:28Here comes the man of the moment.
00:10:29How's your transsexual relationship with Raúl Raquel going?
00:10:32Come on, don't make things up, okay?
00:10:33There's no romance here.
00:10:35But how can that be?
00:10:36If you're dating and you've said yes.
00:10:38No, be careful, I haven't said yes to him.
00:10:39So you told him no.
00:10:41Well, no, not that either.
00:10:42Well, for a woman that's a yes.
00:10:45Well, and for a man.
00:10:47Enough with the easy jokes, right?
00:10:49The important thing here is that there is love.
00:10:51Man, love, love, love.
00:10:52Love, which I see, and I am very old.
00:10:55Hey, what do you do in bed?
00:10:56No, nothing in bed.
00:10:57What are we going to do in bed?
00:10:58Well, my brother-in-law has to have surgery.
00:11:01But don't call him my brother-in-law, it completely breaks the spell.
00:11:04Now they make vaginas to order.
00:11:06You say, I want the one from San Oreston and they nail it.
00:11:09But that can't stay the same afterward.
00:11:11Yes, yes, yes.
00:11:12Raquel told me.
00:11:13They cut off a little bit of his glans and create his clitoris, and then he can have orgasms and his
00:11:17all.
00:11:18And if he's not faking it.
00:11:19You see problems where there aren't any.
00:11:21Dear.
00:11:22Hi, Raquel.
00:11:23Hello, how are you, prince?
00:11:26Hey, Mamen told me to come up to dinner with us tonight.
00:11:29He wants to get to know you a little better.
00:11:30Of course, man.
00:11:32That's how you integrate into the family.
00:11:33You two look very much in love, don't you?
00:11:34Emilio is not like the others.
00:11:37He's the first guy who doesn't run away when he finds out about my problem.
00:11:40Sure, man.
00:11:41We all have problems here.
00:11:43I'll come by to see you for a little while.
00:11:48It's deceptive, isn't it?
00:11:50Do you see it?
00:11:51She's much more affectionate than Belén.
00:11:53But of course.
00:11:54Emilio, this is where you have to show your personality.
00:11:56What is more important?
00:11:57What others think, or what you feel?
00:11:59There, there, there, there, there.
00:12:01Whatever I feel.
00:12:03Emilio, are you ready to go out with a sexual train?
00:12:06Excuse me, but you married Lourdes, right?
00:12:08I don't know which is worse.
00:12:12You have hurt me.
00:12:13I was just trying to help.
00:12:15I'm having a really hard time.
00:12:17Oh, now the other one is going to make a scene.
00:12:20Ah, don't worry.
00:12:21I'm going to get some wine for tonight.
00:12:25Son, what can I tell you?
00:12:26She might be the woman of your life.
00:12:29This is a 21st-century love.
00:12:30Well, of course.
00:12:32If she's a really nice girl, I'm going to go out with her.
00:12:35I have plenty of personality.
00:12:47Hello, mamen.
00:12:49What do you want?
00:12:50Yes, look.
00:12:51That's what I've been thinking about.
00:12:53And I've come to make peace.
00:12:55Well, we're neighbors, for God's sake.
00:12:57We can't go without speaking to each other over something so trivial.
00:12:59What nonsense!
00:13:00We sat down.
00:13:01It's not nonsense, Isabel.
00:13:03Look, you have to keep an eye on your kids.
00:13:05Because that's how...
00:13:05Sorry.
00:13:07And the damage?
00:13:08Ah, in the back, just like at home.
00:13:11Yes of course.
00:13:12I'll be right out and we can continue talking, we're doing very well.
00:13:19Look how she wants to fix things now.
00:13:22Of course, because we presidents are like that.
00:13:24Eugenio, are you listening to me?
00:13:26Did they spend 400 euros on a magazine rack?
00:13:30Fuck.
00:13:34Did they spend 400 euros on a magazine rack?
00:13:36Did they spend 400 euros on a magazine rack?
00:13:39Did they spend 400 euros on a magazine rack?
00:13:41Did they spend 400 euros on a magazine rack?
00:13:44Did they spend 400 euros on a magazine rack?
00:13:47Did they spend 400 euros on a magazine rack?
00:13:48Did they spend 400 euros on a magazine rack?
00:13:49Did they spend 400 euros on a magazine rack?
00:13:51Did they spend 400 euros on a magazine rack?
00:13:51Did they spend 400 euros on a magazine rack?
00:13:52Did they spend 400 euros on a magazine rack?
00:13:53Did they spend 400 euros on a magazine rack?
00:13:54Did they spend 400 euros on a magazine rack?
00:13:57Did they spend 400 euros on a magazine rack?
00:14:16Hello
00:14:17Little Pablo
00:14:20Just a moment
00:14:21Who are you?
00:14:24I am Pablo's mom
00:14:26I'm coming out now to give you a little kiss.
00:14:38Four cushions, 500 euros
00:14:41Because they've had them upholstered in leather.
00:14:42And that damn chelona 857
00:14:45And on top of that, it's uncomfortable.
00:14:47Because it's designer
00:14:48Well, you just don't understand.
00:14:49Mommy, you can't go around Presley's life
00:14:52Because I'm not a Boyer
00:14:53I install floating floors
00:14:55And you drain cellulite-ridden butts
00:14:57We don't have enough for chelones
00:14:59Ejinio, look
00:15:00This is not an expense
00:15:01It's an investment
00:15:02They're coming tomorrow to film a commercial.
00:15:04Hey?
00:15:05Look, I sent some photos of the house
00:15:06To an agency
00:15:07And they caught us
00:15:08But I told you so.
00:15:09Me? When?
00:15:11Hey, what...
00:15:12You all seem very busy
00:15:14I've come to make peace
00:15:15Another time, okay?
00:15:16Hey, wait
00:15:17But we weren't going to talk about the children.
00:15:19Peaceful
00:15:20If I come back tomorrow morning
00:15:25Hey, this woman is weird.
00:15:27Hey, and where can I record an ad?
00:15:29There's no need to notify the community
00:15:31But who should we notify?
00:15:32If you are the president
00:15:34Damn, yeah, right?
00:15:36I had already forgotten
00:15:37Well, they could give me a salary or something.
00:15:43Mr. Juan
00:15:45Look what they've put here on the door.
00:15:46What is this?
00:15:48No parking tomorrow, Friday
00:15:51Spot filming
00:15:53Television
00:15:54What is a spot?
00:15:56That was the one from Star Trek, wasn't it?
00:15:58The one with the pointy ears
00:15:59But who's going to film an advertisement here?
00:16:01If no one has asked for permission
00:16:02I asked and they told me
00:16:03They come to the second B
00:16:04In other words, to the president's house.
00:16:06Clear
00:16:06It's because I'm a sucker
00:16:08She's got a very good bet.
00:16:09Well, let's see how they leave my staircase.
00:16:11These people on TV are sluts.
00:16:13No, no
00:16:13Nobody records here
00:16:14They think they're going to do
00:16:16Whatever they want
00:16:17Emerio calls an urgent meeting
00:16:18Clear
00:16:20Move, move
00:16:21But we weren't going shopping
00:16:25Fernando, we should report him
00:16:27That man should be in jail
00:16:29He broke into our house
00:16:30And he changed the semen sample
00:16:31It's a triple raid
00:16:32Of dwelling, of refrigerator, and of womb
00:16:34Yes, well, but it's already done
00:16:35We will try to make Ana suffer as little as possible.
00:16:37Dr. Frankenstein is here
00:16:39Look, if you're not going to control yourself
00:16:40Go into the bedroom
00:16:41No, I'm in control.
00:16:46Has the embryo implanted or not?
00:16:48Happens
00:16:50Okay, let's see, Ana is pregnant
00:16:52Awesome
00:16:52I'm going to be a dad
00:16:53No, he's a criminal.
00:16:55He has inseminated Ana with betrayals
00:16:56You are a rapist
00:16:58Mauri?
00:16:58But have you already told him that I'm his father?
00:17:00No no
00:17:00Bea has to tell her that.
00:17:02Tragedies are always reported by the closest family members.
00:17:04Don't even go near Ana.
00:17:05No no
00:17:06I prefer to be a father in the shadows
00:17:08Like in Kramer vs. Kramer
00:17:09Yes, but in Kramer vs. Kramer, Dusty Hoffman was taking care of his son.
00:17:13Oh, I haven't seen it.
00:17:15Is it good?
00:17:17Go on, leave and get on with your life
00:17:18We take care of all of this
00:17:20Go on
00:17:20Okay, I'll start thinking of names.
00:17:23Look, the expectant mother
00:17:25What's up, gossip?
00:17:27Are you already telling everyone in the building about it?
00:17:29It's such wonderful news that it's hard to keep quiet about it.
00:17:32Hernando
00:17:34Thank you so much, really
00:17:35You have made me the happiest woman in the world.
00:17:37Nothing, it was just four stupid sperm
00:17:40Ana, I'm so happy for you
00:17:42I'm sure you're going to have a beautiful baby boy.
00:17:45Thank you very much, Mariano
00:17:46If you need anything or have a craving at four in the morning
00:17:50You know where I am
00:17:52Nothing, it's not necessary
00:17:52She will be very well taken care of.
00:17:53Come on, go do your things
00:17:55Yes, I've already done quite a lot here.
00:17:56Well, we'll keep you posted.
00:17:58I'm really looking forward to seeing the first ultrasound.
00:18:00Yes, and I
00:18:01Bea
00:18:02Why don't you come in for a second?
00:18:04And I'll give you what I was supposed to give you?
00:18:06Yes, yes
00:18:07Okay, we'll wait for you upstairs
00:18:10Very good
00:18:11Right now, his crow is blaring, huh?
00:18:14Hello
00:18:17But you still haven't told him that he's into Mariano.
00:18:19But, Mauri
00:18:20How do you tell someone that?
00:18:22I would prefer to have to tell you that your entire family died on Christmas Eve in a gas explosion.
00:18:27And why on Christmas Eve?
00:18:28Well, what do I know?
00:18:29More tragic, more family together
00:18:30Bea, you have to tell him
00:18:32She's going to have a child with Mariano
00:18:34No, but can you imagine childbirth?
00:18:35Do you remember V when the lizard boy appeared?
00:18:37Well, maybe the embryo isn't viable.
00:18:39There is rejection
00:18:40Like when they tried to cross a horse with a goat
00:18:43Fernando, if he gets pregnant, we have to stop him.
00:18:44Well, that's another thing, isn't it?
00:18:46Because Ana is like me
00:18:47Catholic, Apostolic, and Lesbian
00:18:49I don't see her as very pro-abortion.
00:18:50But this will surely make him lose faith.
00:18:52A god who impregnates you with Mariano's child is not to be trusted.
00:18:54He is vengeful and spiteful.
00:18:55Okay, let's do one thing
00:18:57If we say it together, the three of us
00:18:58All you have to do is create the right atmosphere.
00:19:00Like when my mother told me that Kuki had died
00:19:02Who was Kuki?
00:19:03Well, who else but my dog
00:19:04Well, it could have been your grandmother Kuki
00:19:06Look, her name is Kuka.
00:19:07Oh, what does that matter now?
00:19:08Fernando, you're hiding things from me about your past.
00:19:09Well, the thing is, Kuki died.
00:19:11Then my mother took me to the fair
00:19:12He bought me an ice cream
00:19:13And he took me up on the Ferris wheel
00:19:14And when we were up there
00:19:15He told me
00:19:16And how did you react?
00:19:17I tried to jump
00:19:18But hey, he was little.
00:19:19I was six years old
00:19:20And Ana is already an adult
00:19:21I get dizzy on the Ferris wheel
00:19:22We'll tell you better on the ghost train
00:19:24Mauri, it doesn't have to be on a Ferris wheel.
00:19:26Then I don't understand the example
00:19:27God
00:19:28Look, I'm making a reservation at a restaurant
00:19:29I know she loves it
00:19:30Let's go, the four of us.
00:19:31When we find the right time
00:19:32We'll tell him, okay?
00:19:33No, no, not in public.
00:19:34I'd better organize a dinner here.
00:19:35We don't know how he's going to take it.
00:19:36If destiny warned us
00:19:37That sperm was expired.
00:19:42Let's see how this ends now.
00:19:44Hey, were you gay when you were six years old?
00:19:46Did you name the dog Kuki?
00:19:51Are you going to open your mouth?
00:19:56Hi, would you like to try Dark Wonder?
00:19:58No, no, thank you.
00:19:59A little bit of Infinity Blue?
00:20:04Hello, would you like to try the new Dark Wonder fragrance?
00:20:06No no
00:20:07A little bit of Infinity Blue?
00:20:08Let's see
00:20:09It's very fresh
00:20:10Thank you
00:20:12Let's see
00:20:12What does yours smell like?
00:20:17It's very floral.
00:20:18Yeah
00:20:18Yeah
00:20:21But what are you doing?
00:20:22Oh, girl, but I already gave it to you.
00:20:24Go on
00:20:24Go and tell the cleaning staff
00:20:25Otherwise, this is going to smell awful.
00:20:29Dark Wonder?
00:20:30That I don't want
00:20:33This doesn't smell good
00:20:36Dark Wonder?
00:20:39Not here
00:20:40Not here
00:20:41Not here
00:20:42Not here
00:20:43Not here
00:20:43We have to live it
00:20:44Ooh!
00:20:47Oh no, not this, child
00:20:48Maria Jesus
00:20:49Are you OK?
00:20:51He's been watering the plants for three-quarters of an hour
00:20:55Oh!
00:20:57Man!
00:20:58How are you, Mrs. Colonia?
00:20:59Evil
00:21:00My feet hurt terribly.
00:21:02Clear
00:21:02How do you get into those heels?
00:21:04What if you have to stand for eight hours?
00:21:06I had to buy them.
00:21:08They've put a saleswoman next to me.
00:21:09It measures two meters
00:21:10Oh!
00:21:11Oops!
00:21:12What is this?
00:21:13A varicose vein
00:21:13Hey?
00:21:14Oh, come on!
00:21:16I'm going to take out the trash
00:21:17But what if it's not full?
00:21:19If all the bags break afterwards
00:21:21You fill them to the top
00:21:22And they can't even be closed.
00:21:35Oh, Rafael!
00:21:37Are you?
00:21:37How are you?
00:21:38Open earlier, damn it!
00:21:40Hello, Maricarra
00:21:40Maria Jesus
00:21:41That
00:21:42Look, I was going to leave it to your butler
00:21:44A scrambled egg dish
00:21:45But I'll give it to you
00:21:46Oh, well, thank you very much.
00:21:48Eat it
00:21:48Oh, yes, yes
00:21:50Come on
00:21:52Hey, you've lost weight
00:21:54Yes, the gym
00:22:06My mother likes Rafael
00:22:08Now you find out
00:22:09And does this man live alone?
00:22:11With the butler
00:22:12In Radiopatia they call him Batman
00:22:14I see it as something for my mother
00:22:16What are they hitting?
00:22:18Well, I don't know if he's that desperate.
00:22:20No, no, we can try
00:22:22Hey, what's with this sudden concern?
00:22:24Because of your mother's love life?
00:22:25Well, now that the uncles have passed
00:22:28And I have a job.
00:22:28I'm going to see if I can focus more on my family
00:22:30Oh, really?
00:22:33Let's see if I can kick my mother out of the house.
00:22:38I don't know what's wrong with me, Moses.
00:22:41I don't feel well
00:22:43I feel alone
00:22:45You are not alone, sir.
00:22:46She has three wonderful children
00:22:48Well, they don't listen to me at all.
00:22:50I have failed as a father, Moses
00:22:52Yes sir
00:22:53What do you mean, yes?
00:22:55Uh, no, no, no, yes
00:22:56Yes, I'm listening.
00:22:58And I have failed in love too.
00:23:00I have a lot of money
00:23:01What good is it to me?
00:23:03Look, this massage chair
00:23:04Who do I share it with?
00:23:05Apart from you, of course
00:23:06I know you feel
00:23:07As soon as I'm not there
00:23:08Is the man complaining?
00:23:09What if I didn't have anything resembling a girlfriend?
00:23:11Well yes
00:23:12The only person I have close by
00:23:14It's you
00:23:14And I don't like you
00:23:16May I suggest
00:23:17A change of look?
00:23:20What's wrong with my look?
00:23:21Perhaps you should
00:23:22Modernize your wardrobe
00:23:24Give it a little more of a touch
00:23:25Current
00:23:28The curtain rises
00:23:29And you can see a piece of cardboard.
00:23:30Cheap wine
00:23:31What's the name of the movie?
00:23:34I don't know, sir
00:23:35It's a basic red wine.
00:23:37It's red wine.
00:23:39And basic because it's cheap.
00:23:40It's bad wine.
00:23:42Uh, yes, sir
00:23:42I got it
00:23:43Another play on words
00:23:44Well, you'll laugh about it.
00:23:47Go on, call the driver
00:23:47We're going shopping
00:23:48I need to modernize my look.
00:23:55This is a disgrace
00:23:56The meetings are held at home.
00:23:57From the president
00:23:58For as long as I can remember
00:23:58Hey, my house isn't
00:23:59The park is getting scratched.
00:24:00The terrace service
00:24:02They pay me separately.
00:24:02No, no, that only carries weight.
00:24:04To the community
00:24:04We're having a meeting
00:24:06Ah, well bring me
00:24:07A berenmuc
00:24:08I'd have a light horchata.
00:24:09Watch out, a car
00:24:12What a show!
00:24:13Damn, what a show
00:24:14We are giving
00:24:16Hello
00:24:16How are you?
00:24:17You'll see soon
00:24:18This is getting full
00:24:19Of retirees looking
00:24:20You'll see.
00:24:20Man, we can do it
00:24:21Meetings with an audience
00:24:23Like, pass the word around
00:24:24Come on, let's give it a go
00:24:25I'm starting the meeting
00:24:26What did the man say?
00:24:27About the weather forecast
00:24:28Mr. Iginio Heredia presides
00:24:31From wherever you are
00:24:33Mr. President
00:24:36I'm having a few beatings
00:24:37That they are not normal
00:24:39Let's see
00:24:40Where are we going?
00:24:42First item on the agenda
00:24:43Advertisement filming
00:24:44Unauthorized
00:24:45In second B
00:24:46My wife handles that.
00:24:48But what do you mean, "not authorized"?
00:24:49My husband authorizes it
00:24:50Who is the president?
00:24:51No, no, no, no
00:24:52Careful
00:24:52Private activities
00:24:54For profit
00:24:55That affect
00:24:55To the normal development
00:24:57In coexistence
00:24:57In this our community
00:24:58They must be notified
00:24:5915 days in advance
00:25:00And to be voted on at the meeting
00:25:01Or not?
00:25:03Hey?
00:25:04I wasn't listening to you.
00:25:05Hey
00:25:06And how many pay
00:25:07Because of that ad?
00:25:082,500 euros
00:25:10How much?
00:25:11Yes, pot
00:25:12This is how TV personalities live
00:25:13What scum
00:25:15Hey
00:25:15Well, the same in our house
00:25:17You can also announce something
00:25:19Yeah
00:25:20The blood pressure monitor of knowing how to live
00:25:22Hello, you little devils
00:25:24And what did he announce it about?
00:25:25Maybe José Coronado will come
00:25:26With their yogurts
00:25:27For all I care, it can come.
00:25:28George Clooney on a bicycle
00:25:29However I see tomorrow
00:25:30Someone is recording in the building
00:25:31Did you call the police
00:25:32You have been warned
00:25:33But wait
00:25:34Juan
00:25:36That?
00:25:38Are you leaving me there, Soria?
00:25:39He sinned a lot.
00:25:40Leave now
00:25:41Huh?
00:25:43Leave him
00:25:43Let him call whoever he wants
00:25:45Well
00:25:46If no one else has to threaten anyone
00:25:47We're leaving now, aren't we?
00:25:49Hello darling
00:25:51Hello
00:25:54Wait
00:25:54What just happened
00:25:55Another point of the day
00:25:56If he's deceiving you
00:25:57Right?
00:25:58This goalkeeper is a vicious player.
00:26:00I've always said so.
00:26:02No, no, no
00:26:02Absolutely not, okay?
00:26:03My brother-in-law and Emilio love each other
00:26:05And they have the right to enjoy their love
00:26:06As you see fit
00:26:08So, there's already been sex?
00:26:10No
00:26:11Sodomite
00:26:11Mr. President
00:26:12You need to watch what you say, okay?
00:26:15You need an image consultant now
00:26:21Hello
00:26:24Nativity scene
00:26:24This is a private residence, okay?
00:26:26You can't just walk in here like Peter owns the place.
00:26:28Excuse me, but I'm a homeowner.
00:26:29He's come to talk to the goalkeeper
00:26:31Well, what does the lady owner want?
00:26:32Which plug has broken?
00:26:33You're getting so handsome, aren't you?
00:26:35What's happening?
00:26:35You've arranged to meet your boyfriend
00:26:37Oh!
00:26:38Sorry
00:26:38With your girlfriend
00:26:39The thing is, we're not entirely sure about it here.
00:26:41Look, Belén, if you've come here to mess around
00:26:42No
00:26:43No, man, no
00:26:44Really
00:26:45I've come to tell you that I'm very happy.
00:26:47That you've finally found
00:26:49To the woman of your life
00:26:53This year
00:26:54You're going to be a huge hit at the neighborhood festival!
00:26:55In the sack race, huh?
00:26:57So you know
00:26:58Raquel is much more feminine than you.
00:26:59He kisses better than you
00:27:00And you're more or less the same.
00:27:02Okay, okay
00:27:03Relax, okay?
00:27:05Hey, does he pee standing up or sitting down?
00:27:08Well, it depends on how clean the toilet bowl is.
00:27:11Ah
00:27:13Okay, fine.
00:27:14The doubt has been cleared up.
00:27:15Well, I'm leaving now.
00:27:17Okay, see you later
00:27:18Bye
00:27:20Forgive her, but Belén
00:27:22When you don't have sex
00:27:23Its pH becomes unbalanced
00:27:24And he's making a fool of himself everywhere he goes.
00:27:26Hey, and speaking of sex
00:27:28Hey, calm down, honey.
00:27:30Calm down, calm down
00:27:30No, no, I can't take it anymore.
00:27:31I'm going to make myself want to make love to you.
00:27:32No, and me too.
00:27:33The problem is that there's a barrier here.
00:27:34That it's placing you in a very important position
00:27:37But don't worry
00:27:38It's not your fault
00:27:38It's nature
00:27:40A chromosome has slipped in there...
00:27:42I'm going to lose you
00:27:43No, silly girl
00:27:44But why would you lose?
00:27:45Yes, because I can't make you happy in bed
00:27:48Well, but everything in its own time.
00:27:49And once you've had the surgery
00:27:50Well, here we go
00:27:51Hey
00:27:52And what about oral sex?
00:27:53Yes, my ass.
00:27:55I mean, I want to say
00:27:56I don't think it's fair.
00:27:57Because I wouldn't have been able to reciprocate.
00:28:00Why not?
00:28:00Because I can't
00:28:01It's impossible.
00:28:02And then I see it there.
00:28:03A very dangerous imbalance
00:28:05For the couple
00:28:06But I don't care.
00:28:08I am very generous in bed.
00:28:09No, no, no, no
00:28:11But I don't see it as a good thing.
00:28:14Well, I don't know.
00:28:17Let's see
00:28:19I've done a calculation
00:28:20Regarding minimum daily calories
00:28:21What we need to survive
00:28:23Making the most of it
00:28:24Our food reserves
00:28:25And the loose change we have left over
00:28:26I think we made it to day one
00:28:28With some mineral deficiency
00:28:30But without consequences
00:28:31Mom, I've stained my shirt
00:28:33And I need it by tomorrow.
00:28:34Oh my God
00:28:36So what do I do?
00:28:37I'm fed up with all the rubbing.
00:28:39What do you say?
00:28:41Hey?
00:28:41Ah, I don't know.
00:28:42I thought we were playing
00:28:42To the ads
00:28:44But no way, seriously
00:28:45We'll have to do our laundry
00:28:46I say
00:28:47Yes, yes, yes, yes
00:28:48I'm a little short on underwear, huh?
00:28:50Me too
00:28:51So what do we do?
00:28:52If there is no water
00:28:53And a washing machine without water
00:28:54It only serves to
00:28:55Run, hamster!
00:28:57Well, we'll have to bring the clothes
00:28:58To a laundromat
00:28:59But you are listening to me
00:29:00Until day one
00:29:01This family is below
00:29:02From the poverty threshold
00:29:03We can't afford foolish expenses
00:29:05But anyway, washing the underwear
00:29:06It's not a silly expense, is it?
00:29:07If you ate half
00:29:08From what you eat
00:29:08Now we'd have plenty to spare.
00:29:09And don't argue
00:29:10I get very stressed
00:29:11Okay, put it here
00:29:12Two items of clothing per person
00:29:14I'll fend for myself.
00:29:15Underpants count as one, right?
00:29:17But where are you going to wash it?
00:29:19For God's sake, don't let anyone see you.
00:29:20Oh, how depressing.
00:29:23I go out once a week.
00:29:48Hi how are things?
00:29:49Is Rafael there?
00:29:51Who is it?
00:29:51Hey, I'm Isabel
00:29:52The neighbor downstairs
00:29:54I've spoken
00:29:56With a friend from the herbalist
00:29:57And it turns out that
00:29:58You went to school together
00:30:00Her name is Azucena
00:30:02A very strong kiss
00:30:04Oh, that's strange.
00:30:05Because I went to a Catholic school
00:30:06There were no girls
00:30:07Really?
00:30:08He's definitely been pulling my leg
00:30:10Because, as she is
00:30:11There all day
00:30:15Can I go to the bathroom?
00:30:16Hey?
00:30:17Oh, yes, yes
00:30:18Sure, sure
00:30:20Hey, I treat you differently
00:30:22Have you eaten grapes?
00:30:23No, I've only done one
00:30:24A little shopping
00:30:25Well, it turned out very well.
00:30:26You are more
00:30:30What a strange visit
00:30:31What the hell are you talking about?
00:30:33I don't know, sir
00:30:34Maybe it's because of her change of look
00:30:35It's starting to take effect
00:30:37What do you mean?
00:30:38What did he like?
00:30:40Well
00:30:40It's a possibility.
00:30:43Man, this woman has a point.
00:30:45I caught her at one of the meetings
00:30:46Looking at me like that
00:30:48Sideways
00:30:50Offer him something to drink, man
00:30:51Don't be rude
00:30:53Mister
00:30:58Doña Isabel
00:30:59Would you like something to drink?
00:31:00No
00:31:01No, no, no
00:31:02Thank you so much
00:31:03If I leave right away
00:31:07But what could this child have gotten dirty with?
00:31:10He doesn't want anything
00:31:14Hey, and she came on to me and I stayed with her
00:31:16I remind Mr.
00:31:17She's the wife of his downstairs neighbor
00:31:19No, they are not married
00:31:20Besides, we're in a free market system, damn it.
00:31:23Man
00:31:23That there is no more money
00:31:25And more hair
00:31:27Well
00:31:27Well, nothing
00:31:29I'll give Azucena my regards.
00:31:32So you don't look bad
00:31:33Isabel, be careful.
00:31:34Your purse is leaking.
00:31:35You must have broken a bottle of perfume.
00:31:38Ooh!
00:31:39Well then
00:31:40Yes
00:31:40What a mess I've gotten myself into
00:31:42We'll keep talking, okay?
00:31:43It's been very interesting.
00:31:44Interesting
00:31:47Isabel, Isabel, wait
00:31:50Hey, do you...
00:31:51Would you mind having dinner with me tonight at a nice place?
00:31:55I?
00:31:56No
00:31:57No, no, no, no
00:31:59No way.
00:31:59No no
00:32:03Well
00:32:05Okay
00:32:13But what do you mean I invited you to dinner?
00:32:15Yes, this man is convinced I went up there to pick up guys.
00:32:17And the only thing that interests me about him is his faucet.
00:32:20Hey, this didn't go well, huh?
00:32:22So why are you saying yes?
00:32:24Silly!
00:32:25I'll take him out of the house
00:32:26I entertain him
00:32:27And while I'm at it, I get a free seafood platter.
00:32:30And meanwhile, you four
00:32:31You go upstairs to take a shower
00:32:33And while you're at it, you can do a proper load of laundry.
00:32:35Because...
00:32:36Take
00:32:37I've already asked Emilio for the key.
00:32:39Technical failure
00:32:40Batman lives with his butler
00:32:42No?
00:32:43What did he give you on his night off?
00:32:45He's convinced that tonight we're going there to...
00:32:48Boo, boo, boo, boo
00:32:49But seriously, who does this guy think he is?
00:32:50Juan, this is not a time for pride.
00:32:52Wait for day one
00:32:55This seems like an indecent proposal.
00:32:57But in a washing machine version
00:32:58I'm going to see what I'll wear.
00:33:05Calm down, bull, calm down
00:33:12My goodness, everything is so delicious, Mauro
00:33:14You are an artist
00:33:15Thank you
00:33:16And you, my love
00:33:17Come on, have another drink
00:33:19Oh no, no, no
00:33:20I've already had three.
00:33:20Well, yes, me and everyone
00:33:22Come on, silly girl
00:33:23If there's only a little bit left
00:33:24A toast
00:33:25Hey?
00:33:26For the precious child
00:33:27We're going to have the four of us
00:33:29Come on, for the child
00:33:31Precious
00:33:33Oh, what happiness!
00:33:40Everything is great.
00:33:41Yeah
00:33:41Yes, yes
00:33:50Ana, what was I going to tell you?
00:33:52There's one thing you don't know
00:33:54Because we haven't told you.
00:33:55Basically
00:33:56But it's something very important.
00:33:58And I think it's a good time
00:34:00So that Mauri can explain it to you
00:34:02What's happening?
00:34:05Nothing
00:34:06Nothing
00:34:07Hey...
00:34:08Ann
00:34:09You know that
00:34:11Sometimes life surprises you
00:34:13Some wonderful
00:34:15Other
00:34:16Regular
00:34:17But then
00:34:18These are the moments
00:34:19What else is remembered
00:34:20Because they are intense
00:34:22They are special
00:34:25AND...
00:34:26And what could be better?
00:34:27Sharing this moment
00:34:28So special with Bea
00:34:29She's the one who's going to tell you.
00:34:31But what's going on?
00:34:32What mystery is this?
00:34:35Look, my love
00:34:36The thing is
00:34:37The child you are going to have
00:34:39With Fernando
00:34:39No...
00:34:40It's not Fernando's
00:34:41Because semen
00:34:42It wasn't his
00:34:43Okay, then
00:34:44Sure, it's complicated.
00:34:47AND...
00:34:47Well, that's it
00:34:47That the father
00:34:49Is...
00:34:52Is...
00:34:53Another person
00:34:57And who is Juan Cuesta?
00:34:59Well no
00:35:00No
00:35:03Is...
00:35:03Can't!
00:35:04Come on, Bea, cheer up!
00:35:06I'm almost there
00:35:07Hey
00:35:07You're starting to worry me
00:35:10Who is the father?
00:35:12It's me, damn it.
00:35:13Give it your all.
00:35:15Excuse me
00:35:15But this is a private conversation
00:35:20Come on, seriously now
00:35:22Mauri
00:35:23It's you?
00:35:25Mariano
00:35:28Mariano
00:35:33The thing is...
00:35:34He came in
00:35:34For and...
00:35:35And he changed...
00:35:36And he put...
00:35:40Ugh
00:35:40Dessert
00:35:48Good luck, sir
00:35:49If the night ends well
00:35:51Send me a text message
00:35:52And tomorrow
00:35:52I'll come later
00:35:54Well, this isn't about herbs.
00:35:55A little older for me
00:35:57The man is starting to get scared.
00:35:59Is it scenic?
00:36:00No no
00:36:00Not at all
00:36:02But men
00:36:03They usually get out with money.
00:36:04With younger girls
00:36:05No?
00:36:06Well, don't rule out that option.
00:36:08If it suddenly appears
00:36:09Some for their lives
00:36:12Hi how are things?
00:36:14Rafael is there
00:36:14I would have to talk to him
00:36:16Yes, yes, go ahead.
00:36:18Hello
00:36:19How are you?
00:36:23Well, look
00:36:24I'll get straight to the point.
00:36:24Do you have anything to do tonight?
00:36:27Hey?
00:36:27Yes, I have a dinner party.
00:36:29Business
00:36:30But if you feel like it
00:36:32We can meet
00:36:33For lunch tomorrow
00:36:35No no
00:36:36But not with me.
00:36:37It's for my mother
00:36:38You've got her crazy about you.
00:36:39And as I see it
00:36:41You don't take the plunge
00:36:42Look, Bethlehem
00:36:42Your mother is a lovely woman.
00:36:43Great cook
00:36:44But I don't know
00:36:45If we fit
00:36:48Good night
00:36:49Tell Don Rafael
00:36:51I'll be waiting for you downstairs.
00:36:52To avoid raising suspicions
00:36:54Hello
00:36:56Oh!
00:36:58Nativity scene!
00:36:59Hello
00:37:00How are you, beautiful?
00:37:02A business dinner
00:37:04Yeah
00:37:04We are thinking
00:37:06Let's start a franchise together
00:37:07From herbalists
00:37:08Ah
00:37:10Well
00:37:10Well, I'm going down
00:37:15Belén, I'm not going to lie to you
00:37:17It's a date
00:37:18This is so
00:37:20Well
00:37:22Look, I've thought about it some more.
00:37:24We'll meet for lunch tomorrow.
00:37:25Hey?
00:37:26I'd really like to meet you.
00:37:28Find a private place
00:37:30Hey?
00:37:31And romantic
00:37:34Bye
00:37:40Moses
00:37:43Remind me that I'll give you a raise
00:37:45Yes sir
00:37:52Mother
00:37:52I've arranged an appointment for you with Rafael.
00:37:55You'll eat together tomorrow
00:37:57That?
00:37:57Yeah
00:37:58Yes, yes
00:37:59Yes, yes
00:37:59I found it on the portal
00:38:00And he told me
00:38:01Let's see if someday
00:38:02Your mother wants to meet with me.
00:38:03Without further ado
00:38:05With a teenage face
00:38:06Richer
00:38:07Why, Bobo?
00:38:08And why didn't he tell me?
00:38:09Well, uh
00:38:10Because he's a shark when it comes to business.
00:38:13But in love
00:38:13He is shy
00:38:15Of course, she has suffered so much in her divorces
00:38:17Yes, yes
00:38:17It shows, doesn't it?
00:38:19You can see that
00:38:19That has a touched heart
00:38:22Oh my God
00:38:23How exciting!
00:38:24And we're leaving tomorrow.
00:38:26So get all dolled up, okay?
00:38:28Very sexual
00:38:29Hey, I'm very sexual
00:38:31Mom, please
00:38:32If you look like one of these pious women
00:38:33He's going to Rome to see the Pope
00:38:34Nothing
00:38:35Tomorrow morning
00:38:36We're going shopping
00:38:37No, no
00:38:38If there's no need to spend
00:38:39Look, I'll wear something of yours.
00:38:40With that ass you've got
00:38:41We're definitely right on the size, aren't we?
00:38:44Okay, list
00:38:44That?
00:38:45Let's see if you get it.
00:38:46Come, come, come
00:38:47I didn't mean it in a bad way.
00:38:49For God's sake
00:38:49You just can't talk to you, daughter
00:38:51Come
00:38:52That?
00:38:56Come on, come on, hurry up
00:39:02And how are you doing in porn?
00:39:04Man, that way I don't have to change twice.
00:39:05We need to think
00:39:06Let's see
00:39:06Let everyone fight
00:39:08You shed no light.
00:39:09Natalia and I fought together
00:39:10To go faster, huh?
00:39:12I'll turn on the TV while I wait.
00:39:16Because?
00:39:17It's yours to keep!
00:39:18Damn, this guy is deaf.
00:39:20Come here
00:39:20Let's see if you understand.
00:39:22This washing machine
00:39:23Hey?
00:39:23We're ready
00:39:27Oh, how nice, Emilio
00:39:29I'm so happy for you all
00:39:31Look, I didn't know you were such a special guy
00:39:34So...
00:39:34Oh, I don't know.
00:39:35I'm very excited
00:39:36Love is the most beautiful thing there is
00:39:38Hey
00:39:38And how was it in bed?
00:39:40That?
00:39:40Well, but not much now
00:39:42Because until I have the surgery
00:39:43How beautiful
00:39:44What a beautiful house you have!
00:39:47And that crooked armchair there with no arms
00:39:49What a beauty!
00:39:51It's a chatterbox
00:39:52850 euros
00:39:53Hey, don't worry, okay?
00:39:55Because, well
00:39:55Raquel and I tell each other everything
00:39:57She has always been like a daughter to me.
00:39:59From a young age
00:40:00Well, I took care of her.
00:40:01Because my mother traveled a lot.
00:40:03She was a whore
00:40:04Yeah
00:40:05Ingenuity!
00:40:05In cancer, huh?
00:40:06Everyone knew her
00:40:07Who?
00:40:07Grandma?
00:40:09Girl, pass me the salad
00:40:11Tell me
00:40:11My father died very young.
00:40:13So my mother had to take care of the whole family
00:40:16And those were very complicated years, you know?
00:40:18Sure, sure, sure
00:40:19He explains it very well in Cuéntame
00:40:22I had to ask you a question
00:40:25You'll see that you already know
00:40:25You cannot advance the money for the operation
00:40:27Because I have to wait for social security
00:40:29Let's see, let's see, let's see
00:40:30I've been very excited
00:40:32But not so much.
00:40:32One moment
00:40:34How much did you tell me that was?
00:40:3512,000 euros, right?
00:40:37Yeah
00:40:37Mommy, we can't
00:40:38But the waiting list is two years long.
00:40:40And I can't go so long without making love with Emilio
00:40:42Well, nothing much.
00:40:43We asked Lorena Verdun for some advice
00:40:45Of course, man
00:40:46If sex isn't just penetration
00:40:48Ingenuity, for God's sake!
00:40:49The girl
00:40:50But didn't you say that this family can talk about anything?
00:40:52Grandma was a whore
00:40:53Do you see what you've accomplished?
00:40:54I swear I'll pay you back as soon as I get a job
00:40:58Dear
00:40:58That's a lot of money.
00:41:00Ingenio, I would make the effort
00:41:02Look at them
00:41:02They are in love
00:41:05Emilio
00:41:06Can you come to the kitchen for a moment?
00:41:08Yes, yes, yes
00:41:08Clear
00:41:11You guys are serious, right?
00:41:13Uh, well, seriously
00:41:14We're getting to know each other, huh?
00:41:16But only if you guarantee me that you'll live together
00:41:18That vagina is on me.
00:41:21Instead of a set of dishes
00:41:22I'll give you a vagina
00:41:23It's changing a letter
00:41:24No, no, no
00:41:25It's changing two
00:41:27Vaginas with G
00:41:27And tableware with J
00:41:28Well, that's it.
00:41:30But no, Ingenio
00:41:31That's a lot of expense.
00:41:32And you're a lower-middle-class worker.
00:41:34And one day...
00:41:34Nothing
00:41:34We'll give you the money in advance.
00:41:37Thank you!
00:41:41Will you come with me to the surgeon tomorrow?
00:41:43Yes of course
00:41:44But how could he not accompany you?
00:41:46The best part is that you spend time together.
00:41:48Clear
00:41:48Yeah
00:41:53How are you? Are you enjoying it?
00:41:54Yeah
00:41:55Yes, everything's great.
00:41:56And please
00:41:57Could you bring a couple more of these prawns?
00:42:00If you would be so kind
00:42:01Dude, I don't know what's wrong with me.
00:42:02I'm unleashed
00:42:04This is edible too, right?
00:42:06Yes, with the tweezers
00:42:08Isabel, I have to admit that I'm still a little surprised by this quote
00:42:12Oh yes, me too.
00:42:15Oops!
00:42:16This jumps
00:42:18Look at it
00:42:20What's wrong, Isabel?
00:42:22Are you and Juan having problems?
00:42:24No, no, not at all.
00:42:24We have an open relationship
00:42:26We can meet with whomever we want
00:42:28But as long as we don't catch each other
00:42:30But that's not an open relationship
00:42:33Ah, I see.
00:42:34Oh!
00:42:35I'm going to call him
00:42:36Let's see what they say.
00:42:38Hey, what excuse did you give him for coming?
00:42:41None
00:42:41I told him I was going to have dinner with you.
00:42:43That you were following me
00:42:45Hey?
00:42:46Just kidding!
00:42:48I'm at a concert with my mother
00:42:50De Perales
00:42:51That drives her crazy
00:42:52Hey?
00:42:57Isabel
00:42:57Hello darling
00:42:59How's everything going?
00:43:00The children have already showered.
00:43:01But I'm still here
00:43:02Ah, very good.
00:43:05And so?
00:43:06I put a program on the washing machine.
00:43:08It never ends
00:43:08But you've put everything in it!
00:43:10Pre-wash, dryer
00:43:12I told you to go downstairs
00:43:13Okay, but take it easy, okay?
00:43:17Well
00:43:17But here's the concert
00:43:19It's almost over
00:43:21We're in the vices
00:43:22No, no, no
00:43:23Keep him entertained a little longer
00:43:24I need time
00:43:26Uh-huh
00:43:27Okay
00:43:27A kiss, my love
00:43:31Oh, well
00:43:33A little dessert?
00:43:34Oh no, no, no
00:43:36I can't take it anymore.
00:43:36Yes, I do.
00:43:37Uh, please
00:43:38The letter
00:43:41I'm feeling so stupid
00:43:42For God's sake
00:43:47Why are you stopping now?
00:43:53No, no, no, no
00:43:57No, no, no
00:44:10No, no, no
00:44:39Subscribe to the channel!
00:45:09Subscribe to the channel!
00:45:17I understand that you're no longer president, but there's more to life than that. You have your family.
00:45:20I didn't jump. I just fell.
00:45:22Like Doña Paloma.
00:45:23And what did he do?
00:45:25Well, I'll hang up the laundry. My blood pressure has dropped.
00:45:28Ugh, well, we need to put on new strings.
00:45:31Changing bolts, pulleys, plastering, painting.
00:45:35This is a significant spillover.
00:45:37Are you sure you're okay?
00:45:39Maybe I should get a scan or something.
00:45:41No, I'm fine, I'm fine.
00:45:42Ah!
00:45:43I think I've broken this finger.
00:45:45Look how it ripped in the helicopter today.
00:45:47If you are pursuing parallel careers.
00:45:52It's not broken, Dad.
00:45:53Don't play the victim.
00:45:55Oh, so I fall from a third floor and play the victim.
00:45:58Now I understand what you went through, Paloma.
00:46:00My whole life flashed before my eyes in two seconds.
00:46:02Ah, look, Juan, that made the trip more entertaining for you, didn't it?
00:46:05Hey, what about our clothes?
00:46:06It's been left in the washing machine.
00:46:07It never seemed to end.
00:46:09They've probably already taken half.
00:46:10She even put it in the dryer.
00:46:12What an absurd man!
00:46:14Well, he didn't want to take me to a hotel.
00:46:17So, what did you say to him?
00:46:19I want to take things slowly.
00:46:21Especially in case there's more laundry to do.
00:46:23Well, what about you?
00:46:25How did the raid go?
00:46:27Very good.
00:46:28The butler has arrived.
00:46:29Dad left the clothes in the washing machine.
00:46:30and he jumped out of the window.
00:46:32Oh, well, nothing.
00:46:33Now a small glass of milk and off to sleep.
00:46:35No, there's no milk left.
00:46:36Well, time for bed.
00:46:40But Juan!
00:46:47Watch out for the chips, okay?
00:46:49And don't smoke me anywhere.
00:46:51There is an asthmatics association on the third floor.
00:46:54Excuse me, are you the director of the advertisement?
00:46:56Yes, ma'am.
00:46:57How are the wardrobe and makeup coming along?
00:46:58They're working on it.
00:46:59I'll see.
00:47:00Come on, quickly,
00:47:01who has to catch a flight at nine.
00:47:03Hey, you can also record at our house.
00:47:06It has a special charm.
00:47:09Especially for an advertisement about urinary incontinence.
00:47:12It's perfect.
00:47:14And are you going to do special effects?
00:47:16Yeah.
00:47:17Now Tulip's helicopter lands on the roof.
00:47:20Let them work, man, that way they'll leave sooner.
00:47:23Let's take a look and see if we can spot the main character.
00:47:25Mateo is the same with flan.
00:47:27Wow, now that's a man.
00:47:29And not the ones now.
00:47:30I haven't seen any of his films.
00:47:32Yes, hell yeah, Superman 5.
00:47:36Hello.
00:47:38Come in.
00:47:41How are you?
00:47:42Have you slept at all?
00:47:43He hasn't eaten, he hasn't slept, he hasn't spoken.
00:47:46It's called post-traumatic shock.
00:47:48Right now she's like a plane crash survivor.
00:47:51But he has decided what he is going to do.
00:47:53Fernando, if he hasn't spoken, what is he going to decide?
00:47:55I'm going to have it.
00:47:56See how it is...?
00:47:56That?
00:47:58I'm going to have him, he's my son.
00:48:00Did you give him pills or anything?
00:48:01You are sedated.
00:48:02No, no, no.
00:48:03Okay, Ana.
00:48:04We support you in everything,
00:48:05But this is the most important decision of your life
00:48:07And you have to be sure.
00:48:08You haven't slept.
00:48:09Come on, take your time.
00:48:11Fernando, there's no time.
00:48:12We're racing against the clock.
00:48:13Okay, listen.
00:48:14The situation is this.
00:48:16You are carrying an embryo fertilized by one of Mariano's sperm.
00:48:20Bea, please.
00:48:21No, sorry, sorry.
00:48:23The circumstances under which the law allows for the termination of pregnancy
00:48:26Malformations in the fetus are possible,
00:48:28rape and the mother's psychological problems.
00:48:30And you fulfill all three.
00:48:31It's a textbook abortion.
00:48:33Mauri, I don't know.
00:48:34This is very complicated.
00:48:35It goes against my principles.
00:48:36Well, and Fidel Castro is a communist.
00:48:38and he has more money than Michael Jackson.
00:48:39Long live ideological inconsistency!
00:48:41Leave her alone!
00:48:43Mariano Jr. wants to live.
00:48:45Should I throw him off the ladder?
00:48:47He's right, poor thing.
00:48:49Honey, what's wrong with that?
00:48:50You didn't choose that father.
00:48:51You know the trouble this man can cause us.
00:48:53He's going to be torturing us for the rest of our lives.
00:48:54And he is also the biological father.
00:48:56You can claim custody.
00:48:57There's already been a case in England, you know?
00:48:58And they don't give it to Maria.
00:48:59When the judge sees that face, he'll surely feel sorry for him.
00:49:02I'm going out for a moment.
00:49:03I need to talk to someone.
00:49:04With who?
00:49:05Where are you going?
00:49:06Go see your mother.
00:49:07Where you live?
00:49:08I don't know, he hasn't introduced me to him.
00:49:09Well, because she'll be living in Norway.
00:49:11Come on, come on, come on.
00:49:12Hey, why haven't you introduced me to him?
00:49:18Oh, how nice that they're filming the commercial at my house.
00:49:20I always buy their fiber cookies.
00:49:22They're great.
00:49:23Because they watch their figure without sacrificing flavor, right?
00:49:26No, man, it already has a protagonist.
00:49:28Don't be a suck-up.
00:49:29We're coming, guys.
00:49:30Angel, come here for a moment.
00:49:34Hey, I really don't like this room for my cookies.
00:49:36Don't be annoying.
00:49:37It's artificial, it's like a set.
00:49:39Man, a set?
00:49:40Isn't that chelon ugly?
00:49:42Wit?
00:49:43Just so you know, I warned you.
00:49:44The police are already on their way to stop this blatant disregard for the statutes.
00:49:47What have you done to your finger?
00:49:49And the crane has also been notified.
00:49:50So that they can take away those vans that are parked at the door.
00:49:53But they have permission from the city council.
00:49:54Don't be annoying.
00:49:55So permission is requested from the city council but not from the community.
00:49:59This is outrageous, come on.
00:50:00Hello good morning.
00:50:02How are you?
00:50:02Good.
00:50:05Look, that's exactly what I wanted.
00:50:07No, no, no, listen, that's my house.
00:50:10Wit!
00:50:10See?
00:50:11A normal living room, a normal kitchen.
00:50:13More vulgar.
00:50:14Like those of the people who buy our cookies.
00:50:17Okay, fine.
00:50:19Guys, we're taking it down.
00:50:20We moved across the street.
00:50:22Juan, what's wrong?
00:50:23We are being seized.
00:50:24No, no, no, they want to film the commercial here.
00:50:26Listen, don't bring anything, we don't give permission.
00:50:28Wait, wait.
00:50:30Could we talk alone for a moment?
00:50:32Yes, yes, but quickly because we have a lot of plans to film.
00:50:38Isabel, no.
00:50:39That's a fortune, Juan.
00:50:41No more sneaky showers.
00:50:43Yes, but it's a political inconsistency.
00:50:45My dignity is priceless.
00:50:46Yes, it has it.
00:50:47Up to the first day, two thousand five hundred euros.
00:50:49Our neighbors are going to be all over us.
00:50:51So we lock the door and do the shopping online for a few days.
00:50:55No problem.
00:50:58Personally, I think it's a very bad marketing strategy, you know?
00:51:01You're going to lose sales among people with purchasing power.
00:51:04Angel.
00:51:05Barbara is ready.
00:51:06And what do you do to look so beautiful?
00:51:08Yes, yes, listen, explain it to her because she's very confused.
00:51:11But where have you brought me?
00:51:12Barbara, my love, can you go back to the Rolot?
00:51:14Yeah.
00:51:15We are considering the possibility of moving apartments.
00:51:17Well, I'm going to tell you something.
00:51:19I have a flight at nine.
00:51:20My representative has already warned you.
00:51:22And besides, I don't like the script at all.
00:51:23I'm telling you.
00:51:25Flowers, buy her some flowers.
00:51:28Hey, yes, you can record.
00:51:30Go ahead, make yourselves at home.
00:51:32Guys, dismantle.
00:51:33We moved apartments.
00:51:35But are you going to film where the herbs are?
00:51:37What does your apartment have that mine doesn't?
00:51:39Hey, Mom, I'm sorry, really, but it wasn't our doing.
00:51:43No, don't worry, woman.
00:51:45It's a shame.
00:51:46That's a lot of money.
00:51:48Don't worry, because I think there are a lot of technical problems on film sets.
00:51:52What are they going to do?
00:51:53Come on, we'll show you how we do things here.
00:52:01So, the sperm used to inseminate you was Mariano's.
00:52:07Yes, father.
00:52:07And is that embryo already developing?
00:52:10Yes, father.
00:52:12Most Holy Virgin.
00:52:13I'm in a terrible mess.
00:52:14I don't know what to do.
00:52:15Help me.
00:52:16Of course, my daughter.
00:52:18If the Lord, in his infinite wisdom, designed a very simple system of procreation.
00:52:24Which is one of the best things he's ever done, huh?
00:52:26Well, they say, because I don't, no, I mean, then you all come along and become lesbians and change it
00:52:35all.
00:52:35And on top of that, science is always causing trouble.
00:52:41Excuse me, but that's not how it is.
00:52:42What are you doing here?
00:52:43No, she's telling you that this is divine punishment for being lesbians.
00:52:47No, no, no, no.
00:52:47God does not punish.
00:52:49The other way around.
00:52:50He is testing your faith.
00:52:52Yeah.
00:52:52The Lord has placed this stone in your path.
00:52:55No, no, no, no.
00:52:56Excuse me.
00:52:56This is not a stone.
00:52:57It is the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs.
00:52:59Mauri, please.
00:53:00Hey?
00:53:00Father, don't act crazy.
00:53:01He is Mariano's son.
00:53:02Put yourself in their shoes.
00:53:03Look, I sound like the chair umpire at Roland Garros.
00:53:06Okay, Dad, what should I do?
00:53:08Look, my daughter, it doesn't matter who inseminated you or how.
00:53:12That embryo is a life that is growing inside you, and that's it.
00:53:16This is like Ronaldinho inside the penalty area.
00:53:18There's no stopping him now.
00:53:19Of course.
00:53:20That's what I say.
00:53:22This one, this one is to blame for everyone.
00:53:23I can't...
00:53:24Hey, hey, hey!
00:53:24I'm going to...
00:53:25I just harmonized the confessional!
00:53:27Careful!
00:53:28I'm going to...
00:53:28Little Conan!
00:53:29I'm going to give it to you.
00:53:30Careful!
00:53:33This is the most beautiful film ever made.
00:53:36That's it!
00:53:37But what are you saying? It can't even stand up!
00:53:39It comes from a galaxy, a spaceship of epic proportions.
00:53:41They leave him naked in the middle of the forest, and if not, they go looking for him.
00:53:44If they wanted to get rid of him, it was a settling of scores.
00:53:47No, they came looking for him in the end.
00:53:50If I find that bug opening my fridge, I'll shoot it.
00:53:53And then what?
00:53:54Was it male or female?
00:53:55Because you couldn't see anything about him.
00:53:56How did she have children?
00:53:57Damn, one of his fingers would light up and he'd do this, man, it was mystical reproduction.
00:54:02He was following the child.
00:54:04If the bug doesn't get sick, they get into trouble.
00:54:07But how are you going to get involved with the kid, dude?
00:54:10You are sick.
00:54:11But dude, don't get mad, we're just talking.
00:54:14Hey Emilio, how was dinner with your in-laws?
00:54:16They're not the in-laws, they're the brothers-in-law.
00:54:18No, I can't get over it.
00:54:20I really struggle with myself, you know?
00:54:21But yesterday I realized that this relationship with Raquel isn't going anywhere.
00:54:24Wow, and how did he react?
00:54:26No way, I haven't told him.
00:54:28Emilio, you can't keep messing things up like this.
00:54:30The poor thing is very excited.
00:54:31No, they're playing with people's feelings.
00:54:34Of course, advice is very helpful from the outside.
00:54:37Emilio, give yourself time.
00:54:39You already knew this wasn't going to be easy.
00:54:41They're going to pay for the operation.
00:54:42And then we cut and the president and his wife chased me away with blows from their hats.
00:54:46Emilio, you have to tell him now.
00:54:47What a tie.
00:54:48Look, I would tell him, man, you're a dude.
00:54:51What we have is impossible.
00:54:53Okay.
00:54:54You haven't had a girlfriend in a long time, have you?
00:54:56Son, make up an excuse.
00:54:58Don't break her heart.
00:55:02Well, Ana has decided to have that child and we have to respect that.
00:55:05Nothing can be done.
00:55:07Besides, you never know.
00:55:09Genetics is full of surprises.
00:55:12Sir, I am an atheist and homosexual.
00:55:14I know I am not worthy for you to enter my house.
00:55:17Or so they told me at school.
00:55:18But if it exists, I know you're listening to me.
00:55:20Because that's your job.
00:55:22You created the world and then, well, you just have to listen.
00:55:26Mauri, are you praying?
00:55:27Be quiet.
00:55:28I know you're punishing me for my selfishness.
00:55:31I changed the semen sample and you sent your exterminating angel.
00:55:34And I deserve it.
00:55:35But not Bea and Ana.
00:55:37They are lesbians, but good people.
00:55:39They don't deserve this.
00:55:40He's not going to listen to you, is he?
00:55:41It's been too many years of ignoring him.
00:55:43Well, we'll have to try.
00:55:45Lord, if you in your omnipotence stop this gestation,
00:55:50I promise you I'll do anything.
00:55:51The Camino de Santiago to Gatas.
00:55:53I'm going to New Guinea as a missionary.
00:55:55Or I'll give Concha a kiss on the mouth.
00:55:57Whatever you want.
00:55:59Amen.
00:55:59Amen.
00:56:01Amen.
00:56:03A little more shine.
00:56:04It's just that I'm...
00:56:05It's because it excites you already.
00:56:06Please, you're making me feel like a door.
00:56:07Look, if I leave, I leave.
00:56:09That's it.
00:56:10Do you have the restaurant's address?
00:56:11Yes.
00:56:13Mom, don't talk to her about cooking.
00:56:15No.
00:56:15Talk to him about sex.
00:56:16Okay.
00:56:17I'll tell him about your father's problems in bed, okay?
00:56:20Mother.
00:56:20That?
00:56:21Good luck, huh?
00:56:22What luck?
00:56:22Luck.
00:56:23You're sexy.
00:56:24Sexy.
00:56:25Very sexy.
00:56:29Hey, those clothes she's wearing aren't yours.
00:56:31Well yes.
00:56:32And they swallowed the bitch.
00:56:33Let me see if I understand.
00:56:35Rafael has invited you to lunch.
00:56:37And you command your mother.
00:56:38So.
00:56:39So that love may arise.
00:56:40Like a trap date.
00:56:41Okay, what do you want?
00:56:42I had to hurry.
00:56:43The grass is growing behind him.
00:56:44The grass?
00:56:45Yeah.
00:56:45Ann.
00:56:46She is married to the cost.
00:56:48I would too.
00:56:50Hey, how's Ana doing?
00:56:51Ah, I made her some chamomile tea.
00:56:53Let's see if he gets some sleep.
00:57:02Come on, Ana, we're almost there.
00:57:03Come on.
00:57:04Come on, darling, push.
00:57:05My battery is running out.
00:57:07Hey, I wasn't supposed to say that.
00:57:14My God.
00:57:16How awful.
00:57:17What's happening?
00:57:19No, no, darling, nothing, nothing.
00:57:20Don't look, don't look.
00:57:21I want to see my son do that now.
00:57:25No, no, no!
00:57:29A phone is coming!
00:57:30Don't get up!
00:57:30What's coming is a phone!
00:57:32No, no, no!
00:57:35Stop putting the little plate on
00:57:36to take like Don Cruz.
00:57:40How are you?
00:57:41Have you rested a little?
00:57:42Go call the gynecologist.
00:57:43But we do have an appointment for tomorrow.
00:57:45Well, move it forward.
00:57:52Hey, could you get me another beer?
00:57:53Are you sure about this? This is the third time.
00:57:56It's true.
00:57:57Better a sherry.
00:57:58And more olives.
00:58:01It's time to eat bread.
00:58:04Mr. Alvarez.
00:58:08Forgive me, my love.
00:58:08I had a meeting and it just so happens...
00:58:11Bye bye.
00:58:12No, don't worry.
00:58:13Don't worry, I know you're very busy.
00:58:16Okay, what do we order?
00:58:17I'll let you choose.
00:58:18Well, don't think I'm very hungry, do you?
00:58:22I was really looking forward to it.
00:58:23That we would have time to get to know each other better.
00:58:26Did you find it difficult?
00:58:27Because you are very shy.
00:58:29Yes a bit.
00:58:39Chocofiber Cookies.
00:58:41Take one.
00:58:43Action.
00:58:47I regulate my bowel movements with Chocofibra cookies.
00:58:51Because at my age it's a delightful way to take care of yourself.
00:58:57No.
00:58:58He's not smiling.
00:58:59Make her smile more.
00:59:00Cut!
00:59:01But how do you expect me to smile?
00:59:02They're disgusting.
00:59:03They're diet-friendly.
00:59:04How do you want them to be?
00:59:05Don't talk to me like that, okay?
00:59:06I'm leaving, okay?
00:59:06Listen, I have some beautiful model kits in the closet.
00:59:09If we placed them behind, it would enrich the scene.
00:59:11Okay, guys, it's okay.
00:59:13Let's record another take.
00:59:15Yes, yes.
00:59:17Hey, I want water, okay?
00:59:18Because look how dry the cookies are.
00:59:20I'm sorry, there's no water.
00:59:21We have a little problem with the pipes.
00:59:22Oh my God!
00:59:23Water for Barbara.
00:59:26Juan, you stay here.
00:59:27I'm going to see where I can take a shower.
00:59:29Where else?
00:59:30If tomorrow, as soon as we deposit the check,
00:59:31They're giving us water again.
00:59:33That you are dirty.
00:59:34And I fly.
00:59:35Don't smell.
00:59:36Okay, guys.
00:59:37Everyone to your posts.
00:59:38Let's record.
00:59:40That.
00:59:40I have a flight at nine.
00:59:42Hey, the brand is doing well.
00:59:44She's covering it with her hand.
00:59:49We removed the front panel.
00:59:54We take the differential of the second A.
00:59:59And we took it apart.
01:00:01Beware of electric shocks.
01:00:03Leave her alone.
01:00:03That's the closest thing to an orgasm that the poor thing is going to have.
01:00:06But how do you know so much about electricity?
01:00:08We took a distance learning course.
01:00:11Yes, it's good to know about everything here.
01:00:13There's a really good Pilates instructor now.
01:00:16That's for a shell.
01:00:22Chocolate fiber cookies.
01:00:23Take two.
01:00:25Action.
01:00:29I regulate my digestion with chocolate fiber cookies.
01:00:32Because at my age...
01:00:33Cut!
01:00:34What the hell is going on now?
01:00:36Ugh, what a depressing thing to do.
01:00:37Our electricity has been cut off.
01:00:39Juan Cuesta.
01:00:40Man!
01:00:41You called us complaining about a film shoot.
01:00:43Yes, this is it, but everything is fine.
01:00:46We are very grateful for your dedication.
01:00:48We feel very protected.
01:00:49Let me see if I understand.
01:00:51He called to complain about a film shoot that is taking place in his own home.
01:00:54Yeah.
01:00:55It used to be across the street, but it bothers me less here.
01:00:57It's curious.
01:00:58Okay, okay.
01:00:59That's enough, okay?
01:01:00I'm going back to my camper van.
01:01:01If you resolve this issue, you know where to find me.
01:01:04Hey?
01:01:04Okay.
01:01:05No.
01:01:06Please.
01:01:09What, Juan?
01:01:11Technical difficulties?
01:01:13How do you integrate a mobile phone, huh?
01:01:18Barbara, you really don't know how sorry we are.
01:01:20I don't know, do you need something?
01:01:21Yeah.
01:01:23Another representative to answer the phone.
01:01:24I should be filming with Almodóvar.
01:01:26And no, here it is in a cookie factory.
01:01:29Oops, oops, sorry.
01:01:31That caravan is beautiful, isn't it?
01:01:32This is for a vacation.
01:01:34Fantastic, isn't it?
01:01:35It was fine.
01:01:36I'll shoot you.
01:01:37I want to wait for you.
01:01:38Wait, wait.
01:01:41Marta Fernandez?
01:01:42Yes, it's me.
01:01:43Happens.
01:01:51Hey, there's a market for this sex change thing, huh?
01:01:54It's a very tough process.
01:01:55You have to take hormones for several years and live like a woman.
01:01:58They recommend psychological supervision.
01:02:00People think it's a whim.
01:02:02But this is a very serious matter.
01:02:05Yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:02:07Hey Raquel, we need to talk, okay?
01:02:09What's happening?
01:02:11Look, it's not your fault, okay?
01:02:13That you are a wonderful woman.
01:02:15And I swear I've tried, but I can't go on with this.
01:02:20We're going to leave it.
01:02:21But why?
01:02:23Are people laughing at you?
01:02:24Yes, well, there's a bit of joking around, but...
01:02:26But, but I don't care, Emilio.
01:02:28I'm used to it.
01:02:29That's just how people are, you have to ignore them.
01:02:30But it's the neighbors, who are old-fashioned.
01:02:32They don't approve of me going out with you.
01:02:34I've been given an ultimatum.
01:02:36Either we quit or I'll get fired.
01:02:37Did they tell you that?
01:02:38Yes, yes, I do give a very bad image to the community.
01:02:41But hey, you're being discriminated against at work because of your gender identity.
01:02:46You have the right to live your love.
01:02:48The same thing happened to me at the blinds shop where I worked.
01:02:52And I won the lawsuit.
01:02:54We're still in the Middle Ages, aren't we?
01:02:57Hey, I really appreciate your love and support.
01:03:00But this is a private conversation.
01:03:02Then it was over.
01:03:03We are not going to fight for what is ours.
01:03:05But Raquel, what do I do?
01:03:07I can't stay unemployed.
01:03:08I am responsible for a father with dementia.
01:03:11But don't cry, woman, don't cry, really.
01:03:13It always has to happen to me.
01:03:16Oh, the poor thing.
01:03:17Relax, let's go get a coffee.
01:03:22Don't give up.
01:03:24We're moving this forward with the association.
01:03:25Those neighbors of yours are going to be sore.
01:03:28Wait, wait, wait.
01:03:31Which association?
01:03:40That?
01:03:41How are you? How did it go?
01:03:42Very good, daughter, very good, very good.
01:03:43Well, we've talked about a lot of things.
01:03:46And it brushed against my hand when I was going to pay the bill.
01:03:48Wow!
01:03:49That's great!
01:03:51Oh, this man really throws me off!
01:03:54I'm going to the bathroom for a moment.
01:03:56Mom, for God's sake!
01:03:57Should I brush my teeth?
01:03:59Ah!
01:04:00Hey, didn't you two make any plans?
01:04:02No.
01:04:04If I should have been the one to take the plunge, I was right.
01:04:06He's a very shy man, isn't he?
01:04:08He's been nervous the whole time.
01:04:11Sure, sure.
01:04:12That means he likes you.
01:04:13Yeah.
01:04:16Yeah?
01:04:17Belén, can you come to my house for a second?
01:04:19Yeah.
01:04:20I'm coming, I'm coming.
01:04:22Emilio, the poor guy is in a real mess.
01:04:25I'm going downstairs to comfort him.
01:04:27Daughter, I am so proud of you.
01:04:29Oh, really, like...
01:04:30I don't know, I really like this new direction you're taking in your life.
01:04:33Because selfishness didn't get you anywhere.
01:04:35Of course, none.
01:04:37No.
01:04:37No.
01:04:41I'm going to bring my boyfriend a little something.
01:04:45How could you send your mother after me like that?
01:04:48That's not right, man.
01:04:49Do you know what my cholesterol level is?
01:04:51No, but listen, it's just that...
01:04:52I didn't have time.
01:04:54Because I had to go to the emergency gynecologist and my IUD moved from being there for so long.
01:04:58standing in the...
01:04:59And I thought, so I am sending my mother, that the man should not eat alone.
01:05:04Belén, are you trying to foist your mother on me?
01:05:08Oh, if you gave it a chance.
01:05:10She is a lovely woman.
01:05:12Don't try to sell me a line.
01:05:13Maricarme isn't going to like the...
01:05:15Mary Jesus, sir.
01:05:17How did he... arrange it?
01:05:18But what do you know?
01:05:19If you don't know her, she's a strong, affectionate, and sexual woman.
01:05:24It has everything.
01:05:25Belén, no offense, but your mother is an old, old-fashioned, unpleasant, and tiresome lady.
01:05:30I don't know if I agree.
01:05:32But you have to understand me, Rafael.
01:05:33It makes my life bitter, it controls me, it depresses me.
01:05:37I just can't stand her at home anymore.
01:05:40You can just be friends.
01:05:42Friends? What for?
01:05:43And why don't you get him an apartment on the beach?
01:05:45What does it cost you?
01:05:46But who do you think I am? An NGO?
01:05:48Look, just keep it for a few years and when it falls down for the first time, put it in a nursing home.
01:05:52That's what I did with mine, poor thing.
01:05:54And is he happy?
01:05:56He died, sir.
01:05:57Already.
01:05:57Mine is very agile.
01:06:00Belén, did you get stuck with that mother? Well, you did.
01:06:04What fault is it of ours?
01:06:05Well.
01:06:22So, do we record or not?
01:06:25What happens now?
01:06:26The neighbors are gathered together.
01:06:28From the board.
01:06:29This, this is surreal.
01:06:31Well, no lady has showered in my hair roller.
01:06:33Well, a little patience, for God's sake.
01:06:36We all want to get out of here.
01:06:38All.
01:06:41Let's see.
01:06:42If they didn't like your house, well, you'll just have to deal with it.
01:06:44Of course.
01:06:46You cannot hijack someone else's differential.
01:06:48It's up to you, but you're not recording that ad in your house.
01:06:53Juan, you haven't asked the neighbors for permission.
01:06:56But hey, you'll have a sledgehammer.
01:06:58Careful.
01:06:59Your friend isn't talking to you now.
01:07:01This is Ingenio Heredia speaking, president of the community.
01:07:04The contact information for the ad is mine.
01:07:06Therefore, I am entitled to a commission.
01:07:08And what about us, who live below?
01:07:10And what does that have to do with anything?
01:07:12Nothing.
01:07:13But it doesn't matter.
01:07:13We give each other the light and the judge.
01:07:16Alright.
01:07:17Return my differential to its place
01:07:19and we promise to share the advertising money among all the owners.
01:07:22But what do you mean, "among all the owners"?
01:07:24Among those of us here?
01:07:25As a wise man once said.
01:07:27The one who moves doesn't get in the picture.
01:07:29Okay, let's go with three watches.
01:07:31That woman takes a plane at nine o'clock.
01:07:32And do they recommend arriving two hours early to check in?
01:07:39Honey, are you okay?
01:07:41Sure, sure.
01:07:41It produces its own hormones and then what happens, happens.
01:07:45Everything is sorted now.
01:07:47They're going to turn the power back on immediately.
01:07:48and they can continue recording the commercial.
01:07:50But how are we going to record with that noise?
01:07:52For God's sake, it's not worth it for sound.
01:07:54Come on.
01:07:56What's going on down there?
01:08:01Leave, seriously.
01:08:02I appreciate your support, but it's going to get worse.
01:08:04But fight for your rights, you are not alone.
01:08:07Clear?
01:08:07No, no, yes, yes, yes.
01:08:08Yes, I see it now.
01:08:12Come on, come on, come on.
01:08:14Why are you transgender?
01:08:15But who are these people?
01:08:17Nothing, just some transsexual associations that I don't know what they want.
01:08:20Well, there are also gays and lesbians.
01:08:22And those who are against parking meters.
01:08:24I think they've made a mistake.
01:08:26You can't fire a goalkeeper for dating a transsexual, man.
01:08:30We are in the 21st century.
01:08:32You scum!
01:08:33You scum!
01:08:35So, who's been fired?
01:08:36To Emilio?
01:08:37Don't look at me, I haven't done anything.
01:08:39Emilio wanted to break up with Raquel.
01:08:41And I didn't know how.
01:08:42And he blamed you.
01:08:44She told him that you pressured her.
01:08:46Dad, but it was you who told me to come up with an excuse.
01:08:49Damn it, but no, Isa!
01:08:51Emilio, if there's one thing that has always characterized our community,
01:08:54It is for tolerance and integration.
01:08:57Regardless of each tenant's sexual orientation.
01:09:00Emilio, look at the mess you've made of things.
01:09:01Okay, we're all losing money.
01:09:03Uh, I'm really sorry, but I wanted to cut off his strictest privacy.
01:09:07Emilio, go out there right now and say you made it up.
01:09:11Yes, of course, so they can lynch me, Mr. Juan.
01:09:13It's too late to do that.
01:09:15President!
01:09:16Whoever is brave!
01:09:18President!
01:09:19Whoever is brave!
01:09:21Juan, go outside and tell them something, they're going to break down the door.
01:09:24Oh no, no, no, no.
01:09:25You elected that genius as president, let him out.
01:09:27Yes, but I don't have your charisma.
01:09:29I appoint you as spokesperson.
01:09:30Juan, I don't know what's going on when you stick your head out there, huh?
01:09:33Are you going to be a grandfather?
01:09:34They're really angry, aren't they?
01:09:35Yes, yes, and there are some you won't see.
01:09:37And almost all of them are going without heels.
01:09:38Well, someone will have to stand up for the community.
01:09:41Of course, man.
01:09:41You have my trust.
01:09:46Transgender friends.
01:09:47Now that's real character, not the kind a shoemaker would use.
01:09:50As a spokesperson for our community, I have to say that it is absolutely false...
01:09:54Now you can't deny it!
01:09:55I am the shit!
01:09:56Hold me!
01:09:57Hold me!
01:09:59Hold me!
01:10:02But hey, this is Lord of the Rings.
01:10:04It is the battle of the abyss of Genesis.
01:10:09Honey, are you sure about what you're going to do?
01:10:11Yes, yes.
01:10:11I have to stop it.
01:10:12I don't see it.
01:10:12It's all problems.
01:10:14Okay, okay.
01:10:14Well, now when the doctor comes, we'll tell him and that's it.
01:10:17What a mess.
01:10:18Like I feel from my grandfather.
01:10:19And don't think about it anymore.
01:10:24Hi, girls.
01:10:27Eduardo, you see, we've run into a little problem with the pregnancy.
01:10:31But who told us that?
01:10:33As?
01:10:33Yes, that's why I gave you an appointment for tomorrow.
01:10:37The implementation has not been successful.
01:10:38The embryo has detached.
01:10:40It's very strange.
01:10:41Our success rate is 98%, but these things happen.
01:10:50But don't worry.
01:10:51We have a couple of frozen embryos and we can make another attempt.
01:10:54No!
01:10:55No, no, no!
01:10:55That's destroying them.
01:10:56Yes, but in front of us, okay?
01:11:09Mom, I ran into Rafael on the stairs.
01:11:11Well, he's delighted.
01:11:13He says he'll call you to go for ice cream or to the museum.
01:11:17That's cool, isn't it?
01:11:18That this is moving forward.
01:11:22What are you doing?
01:11:24Are you hungry yet?
01:11:27Daughter, everything you've said to Rafael is what you really think of me.
01:11:32As?
01:11:34Of course, you already have a job and you don't need me to pay the mortgage, right?
01:11:38No, no, no.
01:11:40Mom, it's really bad eavesdropping behind the door, isn't it?
01:11:42Belén, I know I'm not the best mother.
01:11:45But I've always cared about you.
01:11:47Already?
01:11:48I've always supported you.
01:11:49Yeah.
01:11:49Suffering through all the misfortunes that happened to you.
01:11:53Do you know that you almost died during childbirth?
01:11:57Yes, daughter.
01:11:59Your umbilical cord got wrapped around you and they took you out all purple, all purple.
01:12:03Don't you know what anguish?
01:12:05Your father has diarrhea, due to nerves.
01:12:08And Mom, I don't know why you're bringing that up now.
01:12:10Belén, I love you very much.
01:12:12And I don't want you to be unhappy because of me.
01:12:14No, but it's not just for you.
01:12:16There are many things.
01:12:17I'm leaving this house.
01:12:20I'm going to change, I look pathetic.
01:12:30Raquel, listen to me.
01:12:31You need to go out there and talk to those people.
01:12:33They have come to support us.
01:12:36Tell them we're fine, and to get on with their lives.
01:12:38Leave me alone.
01:12:40You have hurt me.
01:12:41You're just like everyone else.
01:12:44Well, I hope so, because this one is much more of an idiot.
01:12:47Juan, what do we do now?
01:12:49Are the people from the ad going to leave?
01:12:50I know, darling, I'm thinking.
01:12:52Me too.
01:12:53So we'll call the police and have them hose them down.
01:12:56Let's see, they're here for a good cause.
01:12:59We're supposed to be the bad guys.
01:13:02I've had an idea that might work.
01:13:04But Concha would have to cooperate.
01:13:06Me? What for?
01:13:08Transgender women are equal too!
01:13:11Transgender women are equal too!
01:13:14We are located at 21 Desengaño Street,
01:13:16where several transgender associations
01:13:18They are demonstrating against what appears to be
01:13:20a case of workplace discrimination.
01:13:23The residents' association has threatened
01:13:25by firing the building's doorman,
01:13:26Apparently, because of maintaining relationships
01:13:28with a transgender tenant.
01:13:31Are you ready, Mrs. Concha?
01:13:33Let it be known that I'm doing this for the money from the ad.
01:13:37Open.
01:13:44Please, please be quiet for a moment.
01:13:49I know why you're here
01:13:51And I feel very proud.
01:13:54Am
01:13:56transsexual like you.
01:13:59I will understand you better than anyone.
01:14:01What did you say?
01:14:01I was one of the first Spanish women to change sex.
01:14:06I was offended in Canada
01:14:07in '58
01:14:08and fleeing from a society
01:14:12that he didn't understand me.
01:14:16Now I ask you
01:14:17that you leave
01:14:19this community.
01:14:22He supports us.
01:14:24Nobody is going to fire the goalkeeper
01:14:26about to leave
01:14:27with a neighbor.
01:14:29Oh, please, give me an autograph.
01:14:31Me too.
01:14:32Bravo!
01:14:33Bravo!
01:14:35Bravo!
01:14:36Great!
01:14:37Hey?
01:14:38That?
01:14:39Did it work or not?
01:14:40Man!
01:14:42Bravo!
01:14:43Bravo!
01:14:45Can I start recording now?
01:14:46Everything is sorted.
01:14:47Very sorry,
01:14:48But I have to catch a plane.
01:14:49I've already warned you in every way.
01:14:51Ah, I see.
01:14:51But you can come another day, right?
01:14:53Yeah.
01:14:54We have nothing better to do.
01:14:56I, honestly,
01:14:57I prefer to go to Bucharest
01:14:58to make a documentary about myself
01:14:59about Bin Laden's kidney failure.
01:15:01But you'd have to pay us, wouldn't you?
01:15:02You've been causing trouble!
01:15:03to everyone!
01:15:06Well,
01:15:07But in my experience,
01:15:08Well, it was nice, wasn't it?
01:15:10Yeah.
01:15:11I haven't finished it.
01:15:17But how could the embryo have detached?
01:15:18Are you sure?
01:15:19So there won't be a Mariano Junior anymore?
01:15:21No no.
01:15:21It's all been natural.
01:15:22And I haven't done anything.
01:15:23Well, says the doctor
01:15:24which almost never happens to them.
01:15:25It's been amazing,
01:15:26as a divine intervention.
01:15:29What did you say?
01:15:30To walk the Camino de Santiago to Gatas,
01:15:32missionary in New Guinea...
01:15:34And what was the other thing?
01:15:35What are you talking about?
01:15:40Yes, damn it,
01:15:42We need to make reforms.
01:15:43We left the house feeling lovely.
01:15:44and we made tons of ads
01:15:46with celebrities.
01:15:48The house is not to be touched.
01:15:49I like it the way it is.
01:15:50I would find out.
01:15:52I'm not selling mine.
01:15:54Shell.
01:16:03Shell.
01:16:06We are at peace now.
01:16:07Ah.
01:16:09I told you so
01:16:10Or didn't I tell you?
01:16:12that this day
01:16:13it put us
01:16:14some against mailboxes.
01:16:16And what does this have?
01:16:17Didn't it fall?
01:16:22It's over.
01:16:22packing a suitcase.
01:16:23Is he leaving?
01:16:24He's leaving!
01:16:27Beblin, are you okay?
01:16:28Well no.
01:16:28Why do I have to
01:16:29Why feel so guilty?
01:16:30Hey?
01:16:31Why, Ana?
01:16:31Because?
01:16:32Because she's your mother
01:16:33and a mother
01:16:33She is always loved.
01:16:35Even this one.
01:16:36No, I don't want her.
01:16:37That can't be it.
01:16:38Well, Beblin,
01:16:38You have to be strong
01:16:39that you have already done
01:16:39the most difficult part.
01:16:40Hey?
01:16:41Think of a new life
01:16:42He's waiting for us at three.
01:16:43We'll help you
01:16:44with the mortgage,
01:16:44We all paid for it.
01:16:45But why always
01:16:46I have to feel
01:16:47So guilty for everything?
01:16:48You're like me.
01:16:49It was the nuns.
01:16:50No,
01:16:50Yes, I went to high school.
01:16:58Okay, I'm leaving now.
01:17:03Hang in there.
01:17:03Hang in there.
01:17:04Mom, but take your time.
01:17:06If it's not necessary...
01:17:06No, no, no.
01:17:06Yes, I prefer to leave now
01:17:08that I'm still agile.
01:17:09Mom, I swear
01:17:10that I don't think
01:17:11in none of those things
01:17:12horrible things I told him.
01:17:13Yes, you do think about them,
01:17:14But it's okay.
01:17:17Goodbye, daughter.
01:17:18Bye bye.
01:17:20Good luck in life, huh?
01:17:22You too.
01:17:31Bethlehem.
01:17:31Yeah.
01:17:33Eat the steaks
01:17:34those that I've defrosted
01:17:35that they don't get damaged.
01:17:36Yeah.
01:17:52The truth is that these cookies
01:17:53They're pretty bad.
01:17:54The nuns with cheese
01:17:56They improve a lot.
01:17:57This makes me think.
01:17:58About the world of advertising, huh?
01:18:00Well, they've left quite a few.
01:18:01packages this way.
01:18:02At least we'll get something out of it.
01:18:03something of this nonsense.
01:18:04Of course.
01:18:05Chocó fiber for everyone.
01:18:07But these economic hardships
01:18:09They can teach us many things.
01:18:11They will help us understand
01:18:12how billions live
01:18:13of people all over the world.
01:18:15Can I have a little bit?
01:18:15jam
01:18:16If you would be so kind?
01:18:17Yes, Juan.
01:18:18Take it.
01:18:21Isabel, your laundry.
01:18:23And how do you know it's mine?
01:18:26Well,
01:18:27A lot of them are getting involved, huh?
01:18:28It's becoming fashionable
01:18:29eat Che Guevara's.
01:18:31Could you give me a brief explanation?
01:18:32What's the point of this?
01:18:33Rafael,
01:18:34It's that we are going through
01:18:36some minor financial problems.
01:18:38They've cut off our water.
01:18:39And well,
01:18:40Isabel distracted you
01:18:41so that we could go up
01:18:42to clean ourselves up a bit
01:18:43and to put on a load of laundry.
01:18:44It sounds pathetic, doesn't it?
01:18:47How much do you need?
01:18:48No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:18:49Rafael, I cannot accept.
01:18:50With 500
01:18:52We arrived safely
01:18:52on day one.
01:18:53Oh, a thousand.
01:18:55Oh my God.
01:18:56But what are they selling?
01:18:57to a manipulative capitalist?
01:18:58Well, Yago,
01:18:59We've already screwed up the washing machine.
01:19:00What difference does it make now?
01:19:06Mariano,
01:19:06but not second.
01:19:07That pregnancy betrayed
01:19:08It was madness,
01:19:08It couldn't be.
01:19:09Nature is wise,
01:19:10That embryo was doomed.
01:19:12I had placed so much hope in it
01:19:13in Mariano.
01:19:14I had even opened it
01:19:16a primer
01:19:16so I can take him
01:19:17to a private school.
01:19:19Well, I don't know what the hell
01:19:19you were going to put it in the booklet.
01:19:21But don't worry,
01:19:21Will someone show up yet?
01:19:22in his life
01:19:23with whom I raised
01:19:23a more legal fatherhood,
01:19:25Less kamikaze?
01:19:26No,
01:19:27I'm already old.
01:19:28It will be my unfinished business.
01:19:30Leave frozen
01:19:31sperm
01:19:31like Papuchi.
01:19:32Well,
01:19:33We're leaving.
01:19:34We'll leave you with your people.
01:19:35If you need anything...
01:19:36No,
01:19:36You don't finish that sentence.
01:19:38In the end,
01:19:39She always manages to make me feel sorry for her.
01:19:40I don't know how he does it.
01:19:41It's a gift.
01:19:41I envy him.
01:19:43Mariano,
01:19:44You were going to have
01:19:44a son with Inga.
01:19:45It was too beautiful
01:19:46to become a reality.
01:19:47Well,
01:19:47Well, they can't take away what I've already enjoyed.
01:19:48One of my spermatozoa
01:19:50is circulating
01:19:50in there.
01:19:51Of course,
01:19:52That was a historic moment.
01:19:53like when they put
01:19:54a robotic camera
01:19:54on the Titanic.
01:19:55I like challenges.
01:19:57Now I'm going to try
01:19:58to conquer Inga
01:19:59by myself.
01:20:00Dad,
01:20:00You are like Luke Skywalker.
01:20:02You live in a galaxy
01:20:03very far away,
01:20:04very far away,
01:20:04very far away.
01:20:05I have seen the good in you,
01:20:06father.
01:20:06That's why you won't take me.
01:20:07before the emperor.
01:20:09For me it's too late,
01:20:10my son.
01:20:12He will teach you
01:20:13the true face
01:20:14of the force.
01:20:14Well,
01:20:15The other one is starting now.
01:20:17My people,
01:20:18if it can't be done
01:20:18bring up the topic.
01:20:19Aaah!
01:20:20Okay, now.
01:20:21Come on, come on.
01:20:22Okay, now.
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