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00:00:30Who is it?
00:00:31No, Vicenta, darling, I'm cleaning the intercom.
00:00:34Yes, Emilio, I'll open it for you.
00:00:36No!
00:00:39Hey?
00:00:40No, Mr. Juan, I'm cleaning the intercom.
00:00:43What? Has it opened?
00:00:46Emilio, what are you doing with the intercom?
00:00:49Nothing, nothing anymore, okay? I'm done.
00:00:52It's your fault, why are you cleaning that?
00:00:54David Hasselhoff's best role has been in Baywatch.
00:00:58What are you talking about? It was way cooler in Knight Rider.
00:01:02Michael Knight, a man who does not exist in a world of criminals who operate outside the law.
00:01:07The whole car was doing it, damn it.
00:01:09That same channel had to fend for itself.
00:01:12And a rodeo of aunts in bikinis.
00:01:14I wish they had all drowned on me.
00:01:15Come on, hurry up, you're running around all day, with your chest puffed out.
00:01:19And what about Knight Rider?
00:01:21Wearing jeans and showing off his package.
00:01:23But seriously, do you realize the conversation you're having about David Hasselhoff's package?
00:01:28No, yes, when they start philosophizing.
00:01:29Hey, guys!
00:01:30What am I doing here?
00:01:31Hey!
00:01:32Man!
00:01:33The newlywed.
00:01:34How was the honeymoon?
00:01:35Whoa!
00:01:36Incredible, man.
00:01:37Every day I fall more in love with Lourdes.
00:01:39Good heavens.
00:01:40Hey, do you want to see the photos?
00:01:41We've been to Disney World, we've ridden all the rides.
00:01:43My goodness, what must Lourdes' face look like on the roller coaster?
00:01:46I've got it, I've got it, because she's taking a picture on the way down.
00:01:48No, no, no, you don't need to show them to us, we're just jealous.
00:01:51Hey!
00:01:53Hey, how's Belén doing?
00:01:54Where did she go on her honeymoon?
00:01:55Ah, well, to the funeral home, because it's very nice there at this time of year.
00:01:58Her husband died on their wedding night.
00:02:00Heart failure in the jacuzzi, a classic.
00:02:02Wow, she must be feeling awful, right?
00:02:04It's like buying a car and getting hit with a communion wafer as soon as you leave the confessional.
00:02:08You don't recover from that.
00:02:10Come, be careful, be careful, come.
00:02:12Well, that's it, I don't see it.
00:02:16Hello hello.
00:02:17Belén, I've already been told about Pedro, I'm sorry.
00:02:20Thank you, Paco.
00:02:21How are you? Are you okay?
00:02:22Yes, I'm fine, thank you.
00:02:24No, Belén, don't close yourself off.
00:02:25Damn, if you're feeling bad, I'm here for whatever you need.
00:02:27If you want to talk about something, this setback is so terrible.
00:02:32You have absolutely no sensitivity and you're such an idiot.
00:02:35Excuse me, if I don't want you to have made a diary about yourself, if it's silly laughter, it's these sons of bitches.
00:02:40Emilio, I don't need your help or anyone else's.
00:02:43Now I just want to be alone.
00:02:45Alone.
00:02:47Belén, just a moment, please.
00:02:48How are you? How are you feeling?
00:02:50It is true that Pedro signed a separation of assets agreement with you again.
00:02:52No, I don't want to say anything.
00:02:53Come on, a little respect and understanding, okay?
00:02:56The widow will not be making any statements.
00:03:02That's what I'm here for. What do you want to know?
00:03:04But who are you?
00:03:04The goalkeeper, an information professional like yourselves.
00:03:08And besides, I've been her boyfriend for two years.
00:03:10Oh, really? And she left you for Pedro? Did you leave her?
00:03:12Okay, okay, okay, okay. Let's talk about this first, and then I'll give it to you.
00:03:15to this.
00:03:16Would you do an exclusive for me?
00:03:17Absolutely. I am Emilio Delgado.
00:03:19And I live here, on the ground floor left.
00:03:21You already know where I am.
00:03:22And don't record me anymore, okay?
00:03:23Okay.
00:03:30That?
00:03:31Are you really going to tell journalists about Belén's misery?
00:03:34Ah, well, I don't know. It depends on what they give me.
00:03:36And they're not just their miseries. They're mine too. They're shared miseries.
00:03:40But what moral principles are those? What have I ever taught you?
00:03:43Ah, that's a very good question. Think about it.
00:03:47Hey, you'll complain about the education I gave you. You're ungrateful.
00:03:51But what about you? Dad, don't you realize that if it weren't for me you'd be homeless by now?
00:03:55Would you go around with drool hanging off your face, pulling a shopping cart?
00:03:59That hurt, son. It's the first time you've called me a failure.
00:04:02And how many times have you told me that?
00:04:04It's not the same.
00:04:09How does he like to play the victim?
00:04:11Dude, you've gone way too far. Apologize to him, man.
00:04:14Me? Hey, when I clean the entrance hall, don't stay here, okay?
00:04:17You smell of ceremony and you talk nonsense.
00:04:21Dad!
00:04:22No one can live here, here, here. Not here, not here.
00:04:26Every day is like this. I couldn't have imagined it when I came here.
00:04:31I was just looking for some peace.
00:04:34I wake up every day in the middle of a hurricane.
00:04:36No one can live here. Not here, not here. No, no, no.
00:04:41No one can live here. Not here. No, no, no.
00:04:45If it collapses on me, I can't find the goalkeeper.
00:04:49My neighbors are watching and listening to me. I can't stand being in this place anymore.
00:04:54Put it in a cocktail shaker.
00:04:58You in an earthquake and a volcano. Yes.
00:05:04And you'll have this ladder.
00:05:08No one can live here, here, here. Not here, not here, no, no.
00:05:17No one can live here. Not here, no, no.
00:05:21No one can live here. Not here, not here.
00:05:26No one can live here. No one can live here.
00:05:31No one can live here. No.
00:05:36Okay, please, the meeting is about to begin. Take your seats.
00:05:40Emilio, we're already seated.
00:05:42Please note that the meeting will be recorded to prevent theft.
00:05:45Already from this.
00:05:45Due to the emotional distress of Mrs. Belén, Mrs. María Jesús Vázquez, the grieving widow's mother, is presiding.
00:05:51But what kind of irregularity is this?
00:05:53Oh, Juan.
00:05:54Well, Danía isn't up for meetings.
00:05:56It's the first item on the agenda.
00:05:57Excuse me, but Belén can only be replaced by the vice president, if there is one.
00:06:01This man really gets on my nerves, you know?
00:06:03In my 14 years in office, I never caused a board to lower its members.
00:06:05Not even when she had the accident, Paloma.
00:06:07Well, she had an accident. She threw it away.
00:06:09My lady, you were not there and you don't know what happened in that courtyard.
00:06:13Yes, we told them.
00:06:15It's just that the weeds love to steal the neighbors' boyfriends. It's a hobby they have.
00:06:19Oh, Lucia, you're so resentful, aren't you?
00:06:22Look how you're getting close to my boyfriend again.
00:06:23Okay, please, let's try to get this started.
00:06:25Paco, buy us a beer and see if the chamber calms down a bit.
00:06:28No, no, not a chance. I'm challenging the board.
00:06:30You don't have the floor.
00:06:32What do you mean, no? The president will have to say it if she ever comes down.
00:06:35Look, shut up already, okay? Shut up, you're making me all hot and bothered, I'm going to...
00:06:38I won't tolerate being spoken to in that tone, especially since she's not even the owner.
00:06:41A lively atmosphere, a lively atmosphere. This was missed.
00:06:44Okay, Mom, get out of there. Let me handle it.
00:06:48The minutes record the change of president two minutes and forty seconds after the meeting began.
00:06:54Daughter, if you're not ready...
00:06:55Mom, I'm fine. Would you like to sit down?
00:06:57I'm coming, I'm coming.
00:06:59Okay, first item of the day.
00:07:02The attic is empty. What do we do with it?
00:07:04Sword, sword, sword, sword.
00:07:07No, that costs money. Let's try to earn something for once.
00:07:09Let's see if they lower the rates, shall we?
00:07:11No, no, no. It's like gasoline, you know? It always goes up.
00:07:13Look, I think it could be a very good place to hold the meetings.
00:07:17No, why? We're perfectly fine here.
00:07:19Look, I enjoy looking at album covers.
00:07:21Not the attic meetings. I can't climb stairs.
00:07:25Then it is a good idea.
00:07:27Okay, then, votes in favor.
00:07:28Well, the most logical thing to do with the penthouse is to sell it.
00:07:31But who's going to want to go into that hovel?
00:07:33There's a lot of immigration now, man.
00:07:35Careful, okay? It's at least twenty-five square meters.
00:07:37The government wanted to build apartments of that size for young people.
00:07:40Could we sell it separately and balance the books?
00:07:42That is called segregation.
00:07:43And unfortunately, it's not possible.
00:07:45The town hall does not give us the occupancy permit.
00:07:48It has no bathroom, no heating, and no electricity meter of its own.
00:07:51In addition, the elevator would have to reach the attic.
00:07:53And what does it matter if it doesn't reach any floor?
00:07:55You just can't keep quiet.
00:07:56My dear son, you've got a slap in the face.
00:07:59Emilio, let it be known, Nacta, that the assimilated student from third B has threatened me.
00:08:02Well, if it needs to be renovated to sell, we'll make a special assessment and fix it up.
00:08:08Madam President, please read the statutes of this community of ours.
00:08:12Yes, yes, I tried, but I fell asleep.
00:08:14Legally, there are only six houses, a commercial premises and a garbage room, which is where Emilio lives.
00:08:19Yes, it's nice to remind myself.
00:08:21That attic is not a habitable dwelling.
00:08:23Well, it was there before the war.
00:08:24Yes, but legally it is registered as a mansard, from the French mansard.
00:08:28Marquita, you, in the end we're all going to beat you up.
00:08:30Juan, darling, it won't be long now.
00:08:33And who's going to come up there to see who lives there?
00:08:35The Windsor burned down and nothing happened.
00:08:37Well, we'll rent it as is, get paid under the table, and there's no need to sign any papers.
00:08:40How can you tell that the girl has a master's degree?
00:08:42Let's see, votes in favor.
00:08:46Approved by an overwhelming majority.
00:08:48Well, I could perfectly well go to the town hall right now to report this irregular situation.
00:08:52And the Spanish cinema shelf could very well fall on your head.
00:08:55Mom, mom, stop.
00:08:57Well, I beg you if you ask, nothing.
00:09:00Run, Juan, run.
00:09:01Why should I let myself be intimidated?
00:09:03I'm right about everything.
00:09:04But why don't you paint?
00:09:05If you have everything at home, brand new.
00:09:07Okay, the session is adjourned.
00:09:09Emilio puts up a sign in the street.
00:09:10So what should I put?
00:09:11Is it blue or top quality for rent?
00:09:13No, man, decorate it a little.
00:09:14If anyone wants the memory collection, the DVD is six euros.
00:09:17And what about the fishing rod you promised us?
00:09:20But the meeting has already ended.
00:09:21Well, you can make it for us to take away.
00:09:28Mauri, I swear this is the last time I'm going to a meeting.
00:09:30I can't stand these people.
00:09:32Hey, have you seen what's across the street from Sergio in Priso?
00:09:34No, that's not good enough, we'd still be too close.
00:09:36We have to go much further.
00:09:38No, I'm saying it because of your office.
00:09:39Fernando, your law firm is doing badly because it's not in a good location.
00:09:42You have to come downtown, that's where the crimes, the divorces, the hit-and-runs are.
00:09:45Yes, but getting involved in another move now, I don't know, it's a hassle.
00:09:47Grandpa, how are you? It's been so long!
00:09:50It had been a week since I'd been here.
00:09:51Listen.
00:09:52Fernando, you can't be so lazy about everything.
00:09:54You are 33 years old.
00:09:55At your age, Jesus Christ was carrying a cross and saving humanity.
00:09:58It's an age to do things.
00:10:00You see what a move it is.
00:10:01Two tables and six files.
00:10:02There might even be a wastebasket and a stapler.
00:10:04Okay, fine, call.
00:10:06No, I did call.
00:10:07Why don't you ask me first?
00:10:09Why bother? I always end up convincing you of everything.
00:10:11We'll see the owner this afternoon.
00:10:12At your service.
00:10:13He is an elderly, divorced man who has outgrown his house and is moving back to his village.
00:10:16Because his wife has done something to him...
00:10:18So what?
00:10:19He rents it, right? Well, that's it.
00:10:20It's curious, as always, we return to our origins.
00:10:22In life we keep closing circles, right?
00:10:25Well, let's wrap this up.
00:10:27Okay, okay, my son, what an old age you're going to give me.
00:10:34Happy birthday, my love.
00:10:36Shit.
00:10:36But how did you find out? I never leave my ID visible.
00:10:39Ah, because they sent you a letter from the bank congratulating you.
00:10:41No, it's just bad taste, honestly. I'm canceling the account tomorrow.
00:10:44Do you like celebrating birthdays, my love? Yes, it's wonderful.
00:10:46Look, but I don't know what's going on, huh?
00:10:48But at 30 you lose, thanks.
00:10:49Oh, my love, you're just a child. You have your whole life ahead of you.
00:10:53Iago, if she was indeed empress at 17,
00:10:55Arantxa won at Roland Garros at 17,
00:10:57And Joan of Arc was burned at the stake at the age of 19.
00:10:59And what have I done with my life at 30?
00:11:01Nothing!
00:11:02Oh, you'll see how your mood changes when I show you what I have here.
00:11:08Let me introduce you to the mojito.
00:11:09Oh, how beautiful, how beautiful, yes.
00:11:14What is this?
00:11:15Your birthday present, my love, a puppy, to keep you company.
00:11:19Yes, but I don't like dogs, Iago, right?
00:11:23Why don't you return it to the store?
00:11:24What do you want me to buy it for?
00:11:25I took him out of the dog cage; if I didn't find someone to take him in, I would have sacrificed him.
00:11:30Yes, but it's ugly.
00:11:33And?
00:11:33This one was ugly too, and the kids loved it.
00:11:35What do you want?
00:11:36That it has a Chanel label on its ass.
00:11:38Okay, okay, okay, okay, we'll keep it.
00:11:40No, no, no, no.
00:11:40If you don't want to, I'll put him back in the dog pound and let them kill him.
00:11:42No, not anymore, not now.
00:11:43I've already seen his little face.
00:11:45One of my turtles died when I was little and I still have nightmares about it.
00:11:49She comes to me and says, Lucia, you didn't change the water, Lucia.
00:11:54Come on, my love, come on.
00:11:55You'll see how you grow fond of him?
00:11:57Yeah?
00:11:57Yes, yes.
00:11:58Did you grow fond of me?
00:12:00Oh, the little dog!
00:12:02Ah, alright, let's get the mop.
00:12:03Because he's peeing on my floating floor that costs 40 euros per square meter.
00:12:08Mojito, mojito.
00:12:09Not there, my mom gets angry.
00:12:10Mojito.
00:12:12Father?
00:12:13Yeah.
00:12:13Come in, come in, son.
00:12:15Sit down, Juan.
00:12:16I truly regret the rift that Sánchez Bello created when I brought out the whiteboard.
00:12:19I had already reported that that crucifix was hung incorrectly.
00:12:22The alcayeta didn't have a taco.
00:12:24No, no, no, no, no.
00:12:25It's not that.
00:12:26Juan, I've decided to trust you.
00:12:29Starting tomorrow you're going to teach math to the fourth-year ESO students.
00:12:34Oh, and are they suns?
00:12:35They are suns, don't talk to me, they are suns.
00:12:38She was caught in the bathroom reviewing polynomials with a student.
00:12:42Javier de Mateo.
00:12:44Matthew's?
00:12:45I suspected Carlos Gallego.
00:12:47I don't know.
00:12:47In any case, they're sunny all the way outside and the spot is yours.
00:12:51Well, thank you very much, Father.
00:12:52I needed a challenge like this in my professional career.
00:12:54I felt clearly underutilized.
00:12:56The course is complicated, huh?
00:12:58Their hormones are raging, they question authority, they smoke in the courtyard, they don't go to mass.
00:13:05Father, I have plenty of experience. I have a 20-year-old daughter.
00:13:08The pregnant one, right?
00:13:09Uh, yes.
00:13:11Mind you, it was my initiative, so that they would focus their lives.
00:13:14Now she is a responsible proto-mother.
00:13:16Juan, you're my personal pick.
00:13:19Don't let me down.
00:13:21Calm down, father.
00:13:22I won't let him down.
00:13:23I hope so, Juan.
00:13:25I hope so.
00:13:28Would you like something to drink? A beer? A soft drink? A little bit of sunflower seed?
00:13:31It's freshly made.
00:13:33Thank you, yes. I'll finish in a moment.
00:13:36That's it, the wifi router is connected.
00:13:38All I need to do is configure the network protocols, enter the DNS and IP addresses, and that's it.
00:13:43Of course, of course.
00:13:44Hey, is it true that if you don't dilate properly during childbirth, they make an incision in your vagina so that
00:13:48Will the child turn out better?
00:13:49No, don't read that, it's incitement to terminate a pregnancy.
00:13:54Isabel, my grandfather, the head of studies. I've been promoted to the fourth year of ESO (Compulsory Secondary Education).
00:13:58Oh, well done, darling. Congratulations.
00:14:00Hey, is there a gentleman...?
00:14:01It is the most committed course in the entire school.
00:14:03I'm going to give them a surprise exam as soon as they arrive, to scare them.
00:14:06That's it. What was I saying? There's a man there installing something with an antenna.
00:14:11I don't know what it is. He said something like, "WiFi or Wi-Fi or..."
00:14:15Yes, Wi-Fi. Wi-Fi is a wireless internet connection.
00:14:18You can browse the entire house with your laptop.
00:14:20The cables are gone, darling.
00:14:22And why don't they do that with the vacuum cleaner, which is older and has a more annoying cord?
00:14:26We need to get on board with progress.
00:14:28We finally have high-speed internet.
00:14:30Has it worked yet?
00:14:31Yes, yes, you already have it.
00:14:33You know how it goes, right?
00:14:34Come on, man.
00:14:36I'm going to prepare for the exam.
00:14:38I'm going to talk to you about definite integrals.
00:14:42There is a palm tree halfway up.
00:14:44He's a teacher.
00:14:47Natalita, no.
00:14:50Are you sure it works?
00:14:51Yeah.
00:14:52Do you think not...?
00:14:56Ah, of course.
00:14:58Paco, charge me for this, come on.
00:14:59Look, look at this video, look.
00:15:01We are in Sleeping Beauty's Palace.
00:15:03Ignore the look of wonder on your face, look at me.
00:15:05Yeah.
00:15:06Look, look, look, look, look.
00:15:07Look at this child, he got scared, threw away his ice cream and ran away crying.
00:15:09Yeah.
00:15:10But Paco, what have I told you about using the computer during work hours?
00:15:14No, no, no, no, no.
00:15:15If I'm creating a database.
00:15:16With rentals, delays, and customers returning rewound DVDs.
00:15:20Rewound DVDs.
00:15:22See? It's not as stupid as you say.
00:15:24There are advances that are not understood.
00:15:25About the CD.
00:15:27You turn it around and the face to me never sounds.
00:15:28It's a scam, I return them all.
00:15:31Here it goes.
00:15:32Who has Wi-Fi in the building?
00:15:34It just detected a wireless network.
00:15:36Juan put it at home.
00:15:37Do you get signals from here?
00:15:38Look at it.
00:15:39What's that?
00:15:40Nothing, Vicenta, modern things.
00:15:41Hey, we can connect to Juan's network for free, huh?
00:15:45Check if it doesn't have an access code.
00:15:46I'm already online.
00:15:48Holy shit, this is a steal.
00:15:50I'm sure I can connect from my house too.
00:15:52Our home.
00:15:54Look at her.
00:15:55With that kind face he had.
00:15:57And she's just as much of a slut as all the others.
00:15:59When I was young I was like her, but nicotine has ruined me a lot.
00:16:03Girls!
00:16:04The video store says Juan Cuesta has Wi-Fi.
00:16:07Wi-Fi?
00:16:08And what is that?
00:16:10I don't know.
00:16:10It will be a fish.
00:16:11Because they want to take over his network without him noticing.
00:16:13Yes, of course, so they can fish for wifi.
00:16:15It's an internet thing, lollipops.
00:16:18It seems you don't even see the ads.
00:16:20Well, we need to find out what that is.
00:16:21Cuesta has not asked anyone for permission.
00:16:25They shouldn't put up posters with your picture at bus stops.
00:16:28Because of course, people get distracted and lose them.
00:16:30Go on, look.
00:16:31It continues here too.
00:16:32But why the hell are they putting them here?
00:16:35No, no, my love.
00:16:36But you look gorgeous.
00:16:37You look very pretty.
00:16:38It's a video rental store, isn't it?
00:16:40It just doesn't work.
00:16:41No.
00:16:43And not just the internet.
00:16:44Since we're networked, I can also access Juan's hard drive.
00:16:47Let's see what it has.
00:16:48José tells me that in the folder labeled "accounting" there are dirty videos.
00:16:51Come on, get in.
00:16:52What is this?
00:16:54Thursday surprise quiz.
00:16:55Let's see.
00:16:56Oh, integrals.
00:16:57I hated him.
00:16:58Take them off, take them off.
00:16:59Out.
00:16:59No, no, no.
00:17:00Wait, wait, wait.
00:17:01That exam is tomorrow.
00:17:03I'm sure there are kids who might be interested in this information.
00:17:08Paco, how come you put up my posters?
00:17:10What's happening?
00:17:11Did the president force you?
00:17:13No, no, no, no.
00:17:13I asked Paco to make the shop window look nice.
00:17:16And there's nothing more beautiful than this.
00:17:17Hey, thanks.
00:17:18To you.
00:17:19Okay, come on, let's go and be careful, don't slip on the drool, okay?
00:17:25Oh, darling, wait a moment, I've forgotten to buy something.
00:17:27Go ahead and get on, okay?
00:17:28Okay.
00:17:31Take those signs down right now if you don't want me to burn your store down.
00:17:35I'm coming, darling, they're out of stock.
00:17:39Goodbye, guys.
00:17:41Fuck.
00:17:42It's just that when lesbians get angry...
00:17:45You saw it, didn't you?
00:17:46A compliment and an indifferent exit.
00:17:48That's what kills them.
00:17:49Yes, especially to the bride who was in front.
00:17:51What girlfriend, they're not together anymore, they're just friends.
00:17:53I'm playing my cards right.
00:17:55Okay, okay.
00:17:56You play.
00:17:57All I'm saying is that if you hadn't signed the separation of property agreement,
00:18:01Right now you would have 25 million euros
00:18:03and a company all to yourself, like Coplovich.
00:18:06And if you've also quit your job.
00:18:08Oh, Mom, I can't go back to dopers.
00:18:10Everything reminds me of Pedro.
00:18:12My colleagues give me dirty looks.
00:18:13Sure, because you've never been well-liked, but it's been happening to you since you were little.
00:18:16It's your father's López gel.
00:18:18Excuse me, but there were a lot of children at my birthday parties.
00:18:21Because I paid for them.
00:18:22Do you remember the twins?
00:18:24Yes, Margarita and Laura, my best friends.
00:18:26Sure, well look, they cost me 25 pesetas per hour each.
00:18:30Well, and one of those lollipops that have chewing gum inside.
00:18:32Well, I don't care, but I was very happy.
00:18:34Well, they've been like this for an hour now.
00:18:36No, we've been like this since I was three years old.
00:18:38Well, Belén, even though you signed the separation of property agreement,
00:18:40I assume you'll be entitled to an old-age widow's pension, right?
00:18:42Yes, of course, 400 euros a month.
00:18:44Come on, like living like a queen for the rest of your life.
00:18:47Look, you have an unconscious mortgage, leave me alone.
00:18:50Okay, shut up already.
00:18:51Oh, um, what, what...
00:18:53Hello.
00:18:53Hey, I'm Juanjo, Pedro Peña Fiel's son.
00:18:56Is Bethlehem there?
00:18:56Oh yes, of course Belén is there.
00:18:59Come in, come in, son, come in, come in.
00:19:00Hello, what's up?
00:19:01Hello.
00:19:02Hello, Belén.
00:19:03Hey, my father had told me wonderful things about you,
00:19:05But the truth is, it fell very short, didn't it?
00:19:16Hey...
00:19:17Come, sit down.
00:19:18Thank you.
00:19:18You're at home.
00:19:19Hello.
00:19:20How are you?
00:19:21Very good.
00:19:22Well.
00:19:25Hey, how about we talk for a moment alone?
00:19:28Uh, it's not going to be possible in this house.
00:19:30Hey, that's weird, isn't it?
00:19:31We weren't at your father's wedding, nor at his funeral.
00:19:34I arrived last night.
00:19:35I've been racing the Paris-Dakar.
00:19:37I like adventure.
00:19:38But that ended well.
00:19:40Yes, I got lost.
00:19:42Wow, Mauritania is huge, isn't it?
00:19:43And so much dust.
00:19:44I didn't like it at all.
00:19:46Okay, and now I'm going to cross the Atlantic.
00:19:48A rivalry with David Meca.
00:19:49He was swimming and I was on a jet ski.
00:19:50Let's see who gets there first.
00:19:51How funny!
00:19:52No, no, no, it seems easy, huh?
00:19:53But you wouldn't believe how fast he swims, the bastard.
00:19:54Ah, Juanjo, right?
00:19:56Yeah.
00:19:56Would you like something to drink?
00:19:57A juice or...
00:19:58Okay.
00:19:59Yes, daughter, help me, come on, come here.
00:20:02Help me.
00:20:03Go.
00:20:05Well, I love adventure too, you know?
00:20:08Well, I usually go to the sales,
00:20:10But on the first day, there, come on, and without a helmet or anything, huh?
00:20:12Ah!
00:20:15You have the 25 million euros sitting there again.
00:20:18And you're here acting like a fool.
00:20:19But you called me.
00:20:20Of course, you wouldn't want me to say it in front of him.
00:20:22Mom, he's Pedro's son, don't be sick.
00:20:24Look, look, look, look, look, that one doesn't waste any time.
00:20:27Please be careful with Carmen.
00:20:29She puts on a low-cut top and passes you on the left without turning her turn.
00:20:32Well, I can wear a low-cut top too.
00:20:34No, daughter, no.
00:20:35No, leave it, don't show your weaknesses.
00:20:37Go on, take the tray and get the corn nuts out.
00:20:39No, pistachios are better, they're classier.
00:20:42I've never really gotten along with my father.
00:20:44He's obsessed with her working with him.
00:20:46Is that what loving a child is?
00:20:47No, no, no, no, not at all, not at all.
00:20:49Besides, if you have so much money, why waste time working?
00:20:51See?
00:20:52Yes, that's what I've always thought.
00:20:53The thing is, since I don't have a penny, well, zero positions.
00:20:57And are you an only child?
00:20:59Yeah.
00:20:59Well, they are both lesbians.
00:21:01I'm telling you this so you can get to know us all a little bit, okay?
00:21:03Look, your mother is here.
00:21:10Okay, Juanjo, so what did you want to tell me?
00:21:14Look, Belén, I'm sorry.
00:21:16I know you made my father very happy in his last days
00:21:19And you signed a separation of assets agreement, which says a lot about you.
00:21:22Yes, the girl is naturally a good person.
00:21:25Well, I'm meeting with the lawyers tomorrow about the inheritance issue.
00:21:28and I didn't want you to be left out.
00:21:30No, but really, Juanjo, it's not necessary, okay?
00:21:32I don't want anything.
00:21:33No, but he did have sex with her and everything, huh?
00:21:36Well, you could hear them quite a lot, couldn't you?
00:21:38Yes, yes.
00:21:39It was a scandal.
00:21:40Okay, I'll call you tomorrow when I get out of the meeting.
00:21:42And I'll tell you what the figure is, okay?
00:21:43But come on, I've already told them not to go below a million euros.
00:21:45That's right, don't come down, man, the little girl is crying, poor thing.
00:21:50Well, that's all, it's nice to meet you all, eh?
00:21:54Tomorrow...
00:21:55Bye bye.
00:21:56Juanjo, goodbye.
00:21:57Thank you.
00:21:58Bye bye.
00:21:58Bye bye.
00:22:00Bye bye.
00:22:00Lush!
00:22:18The house is brand new, isn't it?
00:22:20He completely reformed my wife before leaving me.
00:22:22Thirty-five years of marriage and suddenly he leaves.
00:22:26No, and he hasn't left me for anyone else, okay?
00:22:28And why is he leaving?
00:22:29No, the house is beautifully decorated, with great taste.
00:22:32And animals are always good company.
00:22:34Yes, the truth is that the apartment is very big.
00:22:36Now they'll have plenty of house space everywhere.
00:22:38I'm really looking forward to going back to the village.
00:22:39You can't live here in the city center anymore.
00:22:41It's gotten disgusting.
00:22:42Yes, there's a lot of traffic.
00:22:43What traffic?
00:22:44It's full of faggots.
00:22:46They've all come to live here, damn it.
00:22:48And on top of that, they walk down the street making out in front of the children.
00:22:51They have no shame.
00:22:52Well, in a city like this it's normal, isn't it?
00:22:55There should be a little bit of everything.
00:22:56Yes, measure yourself, for example.
00:22:57And now they're even letting them get married.
00:22:59I now pronounce you husband.
00:23:01And?
00:23:02And?
00:23:03That makes no sense, man.
00:23:04And the 700 euros for rent are...
00:23:06Let's see if this stem cell thing cures homosexuality.
00:23:10Because it's spreading.
00:23:12And everyone knows who is to blame for everything.
00:23:14Do you know who has it?
00:23:15The Russians.
00:23:17They started by kissing on the mouth.
00:23:20Communists, of course.
00:23:21Forgive me, but homosexuality is as old as the world.
00:23:23Already in classical Greece.
00:23:24Well, we'll see each other soon, okay?
00:23:26If so, I'll stop by tomorrow with my wife to see the apartment.
00:23:28With who?
00:23:29Well, guys, I'll be here, okay?
00:23:31Thank you.
00:23:32See you here.
00:23:34Okay.
00:23:34Goodbye, goodbye.
00:23:37No way, no way, absolutely not, come on.
00:23:40Listen, I'm going with Natalia, like newlyweds.
00:23:42That gentleman remained calm and so we signed the rental agreement.
00:23:45But weren't these dinosaurs from rural Spain already extinct?
00:23:48Mauri, there are people who are ideologically advanced and there are people who are not.
00:23:51And if not, remember your father, may he rest in peace.
00:23:52Excuse me, but next to this guy my father was Paco Clavel.
00:23:54What are you doing?
00:23:55Well, let's see if he'll come out onto the balcony and see us together.
00:23:58We're already covering ourselves up again like parrots at night, Fernando.
00:24:01We had already overcome this.
00:24:02We can't spend our whole lives going in and out of the closet.
00:24:04It's exhausting.
00:24:05Well, it's only going to be until we rent the apartment.
00:24:07But if he's going to the village afterwards, won't we have to see him?
00:24:09I don't feel like paying money to a Nazi-phobe.
00:24:12Mauri, that man will get what he deserves.
00:24:14Life is very fair.
00:24:16He will be run over by a float on Gay Pride Day.
00:24:18That, and that he stabs a drag queen with his heel.
00:24:20But we are looking for another office that is rented out a lot.
00:24:23Mauri, that apartment is perfect.
00:24:24One first, close to home.
00:24:25Hey, they say taking a little step to work is healthy.
00:24:27It prevents scoliosis, varicose veins, and everything else.
00:24:29And it's very spacious.
00:24:30And if it goes well, can I bring in more people?
00:24:32No, it's a matter of principle.
00:24:34And that's it.
00:24:37Besides, we would be facing each other.
00:24:38You could keep an eye on Natalia from the window.
00:24:43The apartment is really nice, isn't it?
00:24:45That's it.
00:24:46But why do you have to go with Natalia?
00:24:47Why isn't Vicenta with you?
00:24:48That she is your holy mother whom you take care of with devotion from her senile dementia.
00:24:52Clear.
00:24:52A single man emotionally dependent on his mother.
00:24:55That reeks of gayness.
00:24:57On the other hand, with a hot aunt, any doubts would be cleared up.
00:24:59Now it turns out Natalia is a hot aunt.
00:25:01Yeah.
00:25:03No, I don't know.
00:25:04Honestly, nobody knows what I'm putting up with for your career.
00:25:17Look, that must be it.
00:25:19Hey, guys!
00:25:20Come.
00:25:21Come here for a moment, damn it.
00:25:23We don't want pastis, thank you.
00:25:25But what pastis?
00:25:25Do I look like a camel?
00:25:27Well, a little...
00:25:29Am I in the fourth year of ESO (Compulsory Secondary Education)?
00:25:30Yes, what's wrong?
00:25:31They've assigned Juan Cuesta to math class, haven't they?
00:25:33Yes, the fridge.
00:25:35Look, he's there watching over the yard.
00:25:37He's a loser.
00:25:38Well, that loser is going to give you a surprise exam this afternoon.
00:25:40Definite integrals.
00:25:41How are you all handling that?
00:25:42Well, I don't know, mate, but we haven't covered that yet, have we?
00:25:45Relax.
00:25:45We are neighbors of the meatpacking plant.
00:25:47We caught him taking the whole exam.
00:25:49300 euros with all the answers.
00:25:50You're crazy!
00:25:51No way, I'd rather fail.
00:25:53Well, what does it matter to you, guys?
00:25:55Damn, there are only 30 of you in the class, you don't play anything.
00:25:57Look, I'll leave you my phone number.
00:26:00If you're interested, give me a call.
00:26:02Hey, you guys!
00:26:03What are you doing?
00:26:05Hey!
00:26:07Who were they?
00:26:08Were they giving you drugs?
00:26:09No, an offer of one ball and four colors.
00:26:12You're messing with me, huh?
00:26:13To Father Paulino!
00:26:14All three of them!
00:26:15Come on!
00:26:16Come on!
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00:27:53Okay, so who starts now?
00:27:56However you want it?
00:28:03Ah, great.
00:28:04The president remains stubborn.
00:28:06The point is not to listen to the opposition.
00:28:08I've tried to dress up the ad, but come on, who's going to rent this?
00:28:11Emilio.
00:28:13Bohemian goes with an interposed axe.
00:28:15Attic, as a good proparoxytone, is accented.
00:28:17And love is an anglicism, it ends in T.
00:28:20But don't bring me down, okay?
00:28:21Which was perfectly understood.
00:28:24Oh, the penthouse is for rent?
00:28:25Well, I'll keep it then.
00:28:27But you're going to put him to live there.
00:28:28But what if every time you need to pee, you have to ask a neighbor for a room?
00:28:31And lesbians go to the bathroom a lot.
00:28:33No, it's to set up a clinic.
00:28:35Ah, then yes, yes.
00:28:36There's room for three operating rooms, an X-ray room, and the refrigerator for sperm donations.
00:28:41No, Emilio is a veterinary clinic, a consulting room.
00:28:43Where?
00:28:43In the attic?
00:28:44Yes, my love, it's not a little small.
00:28:47No, no bugs here, okay?
00:28:48They don't respect the statutes or anything.
00:28:50I'm going to talk to Belén before they take it away from me.
00:28:52Mr. Juan, but all the stairs are messed up and...
00:28:54And what do you want me to do?
00:28:55This community has been adrift for weeks.
00:28:57As soon as I can, I'm moving to a semi-detached house.
00:28:59And Paloma, my poor little thing, told me so.
00:29:01And why doesn't he put the clinic right there across the street?
00:29:03Look, there's an apartment for rent.
00:29:05I already called; I wanted to surprise Bea, but the owner is already engaged to someone.
00:29:09If you're not focused on what you're doing, all that talk about photos and milk and you're not thinking about your girlfriend.
00:29:13Hey, don't interfere in my life.
00:29:15Well, that's what everyone does here, right?
00:29:17So let's see if you get used to it.
00:29:19So much crap, now they want to turn my portal into a hairy, beak-like, and leg-shaped place.
00:29:22As if there weren't already enough bugs here.
00:29:25Emilio, look, an uncatalogued species.
00:29:28They call you from TV, they want you to go and talk shit about Belén and her late husband.
00:29:32If you want, I can negotiate it for you.
00:29:34What are you going to negotiate?
00:29:35Go on, bring it.
00:29:36Hey, when you go, talk to Valdivia, so I can refute him.
00:29:40Will you shut up?
00:29:42Uh, no, look, I don't go below six thousand euros.
00:29:47Okay, fine, three thousand.
00:29:48But you have to get me clothes at Plaza Jesús Vázquez, okay?
00:29:51I have heterosexual things, if you want I'll lend them to you.
00:29:55Yes, yes, yes.
00:29:58Oh, my mojito!
00:29:59Oh, look, look, my little dog!
00:30:01Oh, who wants you!
00:30:02Hey, who wants you?
00:30:03I!
00:30:05Wow, that was fast!
00:30:06How did you get it, darling?
00:30:08Oh, darling, what a wonderful gift you've given me!
00:30:10The truth is, I didn't know I was going to like dogs so much.
00:30:12Yeah.
00:30:13Hey, uh, well, let's go to the movies and get something to eat.
00:30:17But how can we leave him alone?
00:30:19No, no, no, no, he doesn't know the class yet, it's cruel, come on.
00:30:22Who knows what traumas led him to the dog pound.
00:30:24Isn't that right?
00:30:25But, my love, what if we leave it with a neighbor?
00:30:27Look, the crazy woman with the bun loves dogs.
00:30:29I'm telling you, I can't stand people who buy a pet on a whim.
00:30:32and after two days she's already fed up with them.
00:30:34And when vacation time comes, they abandon him at a gas station.
00:30:37No way, man, no way, for me having a dog is the same responsibility as having a child.
00:30:40Isn't that right?
00:30:41Isn't that right?
00:30:42Yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:30:43Well, what I'm saying is that you can't get too attached to it, okay?
00:30:46We don't know how old he is, well, one day, look.
00:30:49The poor little animal is found dead at dawn.
00:30:50Well, the years he has left are going to be the best of his life.
00:30:53Look, I'll tell Bea to give him a full check-up tomorrow.
00:30:55Mojito, right, Mojito?
00:30:57Who loves you?
00:30:58Mommy?
00:30:59Auntie?
00:31:00The little girl?
00:31:00Well, daddy's going to see what he does.
00:31:02Oh, dog!
00:31:04Look, look at this 5,000 euro sofa.
00:31:07I'm going to put this one.
00:31:08But have it upholstered in ecru and the cushions in chocolate.
00:31:11Honey, and we completely remodeled the kitchen, okay?
00:31:14Mom, don't interfere.
00:31:15Honey, I knew it, I knew you were going to go far in life, beautiful.
00:31:20It's a lot of money, a million euros.
00:31:22At the very least, at the very least.
00:31:25Why are these cookies so hard?
00:31:26On a diet?
00:31:27They're for dogs, for dental hygiene.
00:31:29They prevent tartar and fungal infections.
00:31:31They are easily identified by their bone-like shape.
00:31:33I don't know, they don't know what to invent anymore for the children's afternoon snack.
00:31:37Why are you buying that?
00:31:38He's rented the attic to set up his veterinary practice.
00:31:42Ana, my love, could you help a little, eh?
00:31:43Which I would like to open tomorrow.
00:31:44Hey, people don't like bugs, you know?
00:31:47You're going to get yourselves into trouble with the neighbors.
00:31:49I already told him.
00:31:50Clear.
00:31:50I don't care.
00:31:51I'm going to buy a duplex with a heated pool.
00:31:54Belén, you have sugar.
00:31:55Oh, Mauri, come in, come in, come in.
00:31:58Hey, the girl is free now.
00:32:01Go for it.
00:32:02Ma'am, I'm gay.
00:32:03Don't worry, she understands.
00:32:05Go for it.
00:32:06What's happening?
00:32:08One thing, but...
00:32:10Yes, it doesn't matter, he's going to tell us when you leave.
00:32:13It's true.
00:32:16Fernando and I want to rent an apartment right across the street.
00:32:19Huh?
00:32:20Is that you?
00:32:21Yes, but the problem is that the owner is a homophobic bastard, and Fernando, who is like
00:32:24The cop loves being inside the closet; he wants to go out with Natalia like husband and wife.
00:32:28so that the gentleman can sign the contract.
00:32:30AND?
00:32:30I can't stand that girl.
00:32:32It's Satan with a 10-chest seat.
00:32:33Would you mind accompanying one of you?
00:32:36No, not you, not a chance.
00:32:37Would you mind accompanying him?
00:32:38That you are more...
00:32:39Ugly.
00:32:40No, man, trustworthy, damn it, you're just being insensitive.
00:32:43I'm just going out for a moment, okay?
00:32:45Mauri, you need to overcome those jealousy problems you have once and for all.
00:32:48The couple's relationship is simply not viable.
00:32:50Clear.
00:32:51Me, alone, but a millionaire.
00:32:53No, I dated Belén for two years.
00:32:55What happened to him?
00:32:56It was very difficult because she is a very complicated girl, a little lost in life.
00:32:59He has problems.
00:33:00And then she met Pedro Peñafiel at work and left you.
00:33:05No, no, no, no, I left her, okay?
00:33:07That information is very important.
00:33:09Then she took refuge in Papapito, that is, in Pedro, to try to forget me.
00:33:13Pedro Peñafiel, who was about 20 years older than Belén and whose fortune is estimated.
00:33:18around 25 million euros.
00:33:20Do you think she went with him for the money?
00:33:23No, no, no, no, I'm not going to talk about that.
00:33:27Well, I think so, because otherwise, how can you explain it?
00:33:30But I'm not going to talk.
00:33:31What are you saying, you idiots?
00:33:33There is a phone number for those mentioned.
00:33:34Because she...
00:33:35No, don't call, that's worse.
00:33:37Change the channel?
00:33:38No!
00:33:38Emilio, is it true that Belén cheated on him with you two weeks before getting married?
00:33:43No, I'm not going to talk about that either.
00:33:45So, who have you come to?
00:33:46Let's talk about your work?
00:33:47Well, if you want, yes.
00:33:49I get up at 8 in the morning, put the buckets in, and then...
00:33:54Excuse me, Emilio, I'm told we have Marisa Benito on the phone.
00:33:57Marisa, you're a neighbor of Bethlehem, right?
00:34:00Yes, yes, and these two copulate.
00:34:02Don't say what isn't true.
00:34:04They make a lovely couple.
00:34:06Vicenta, let go, what did I call?
00:34:07That's a slut.
00:34:09And he gets to the point.
00:34:10Wait, wait, wait, just a moment, okay?
00:34:11Because these three are three disturbed individuals with no use of reason whatsoever.
00:34:15And from here, I'll be...
00:34:19From here, I want to appeal to a specialized center to take care of them, okay?
00:34:24Because they can no longer fend for themselves.
00:34:26Emilio, it's a very easy question.
00:34:28Did you have sex with Belén while you were engaged, yes or no?
00:34:30Okay, she came to the goal asking me for affection.
00:34:32And I had to give it to her because she's the president and my job was hanging by a thread.
00:34:37I'll kill him.
00:34:38I'll kill him.
00:34:39You'll see how Pedro's son is watching this.
00:34:41You see.
00:34:42Well, he doesn't look like he watches these shows.
00:34:44Oh, then there's always someone who mentions it to you.
00:34:46Well, Emilio, thank you very much.
00:34:47We will continue to follow this sordid tale of love, infidelity, and self-interest.
00:34:55You're welcome, man.
00:34:57I can keep the shirt, right?
00:35:02Hello, Carlos.
00:35:06Hello.
00:35:07May I come in?
00:35:10Carlos?
00:35:11Yes, yes.
00:35:13Do you want to come in?
00:35:14Thank you.
00:35:18Hey Carlos, how long do I have to wear the mask?
00:35:21Fuck.
00:35:22Carlos, damn it, let me know.
00:35:24It's my mother, who is usually already in bed at this time.
00:35:28Would you like something to drink?
00:35:29No, I came to ask you a favor.
00:35:31I want to buy an apartment right across the street so I can see him set up his clinic and the owner.
00:35:35It's a bit old-fashioned.
00:35:37Would you mind coming with me as if you were my husband, like a happy couple looking for love?
00:35:41Apartment in the city center?
00:35:42Yes, no, yes, no, I don't mind, I mean I'm going with... Do you want me to order it?
00:35:47Rings?
00:35:49Then you can keep yours, if you want, to remember this event.
00:35:53I'll call you tomorrow, okay?
00:35:55Thanks, huh?
00:35:56Come on, whatever you want, whenever you want.
00:35:59See you later.
00:36:01Hi Ana, how are you?
00:36:03Sorry, Gavilán, he's already gone.
00:36:05But what has he come here for?
00:36:06Go ask for salt, kid.
00:36:08Ask for salt.
00:36:10Marisa, go back to the supermarket website, I was doing my shopping.
00:36:14Wait, I'm chatting with a gentleman from Miami.
00:36:16Ask him if he has a friend.
00:36:18I told him I'm 19 years old and he's incredibly horny.
00:36:22Hey?
00:36:23What came out here?
00:36:24Where did you hit it?
00:36:25I haven't touched anything.
00:36:28Online casino.
00:36:30Click there, click there.
00:36:31This internet thing is an invention.
00:36:33How had we not discovered this before?
00:36:34Finally, it costs.
00:36:36He has done something good for the neighbors.
00:36:37This man does a better job in the opposition than as president.
00:36:40Like everyone else.
00:36:46Hey, a network is appearing here.
00:36:48In fact, when do we have a Wi-Fi connection?
00:36:49No, it belongs to Juan.
00:36:51The ladies told me he put it up for all the neighbors.
00:36:53Damn, that's thoughtful.
00:36:54He's already campaigning.
00:36:55Well, look at that, we saved ourselves some money.
00:36:57I can also connect to the internet from here.
00:37:00Yes, yes, yes.
00:37:01If the signal reaches the whole house.
00:37:03Hey, but don't be freeloaders, seriously.
00:37:05Aren't you ashamed of saving 40 measly euros a month?
00:37:08No, no, no, if it's not for the money, it's for the morbid thrill of taking advantage of a neighbor.
00:37:13Furthermore, you can access their hard drive.
00:37:15He has photos of his wedding with Paloma.
00:37:17That's something to see.
00:37:20Well, she has one from her honeymoon in Tenerife with the package that I'm going to wear.
00:37:24desktop background.
00:37:24I feel wifi.
00:37:32I am a wifi.
00:37:37Requesting connection to Barrio Wifi.
00:37:45Disillusionment.com
00:37:49Join the trend.
00:37:53Join us, come on, come in now.
00:37:57Requesting connection to Barrio Wifi.
00:38:05Disillusionment.com
00:38:12There's a lot of wifi, a lot of history, but this is incredibly slow.
00:38:14How can it be slow?
00:38:15Wireless speed is skipped.
00:38:17I'm trying to download some videos of childbirth and I can't seem to get them to work.
00:38:19Juan, don't let Natalita download those things.
00:38:23The technical support team is going to hear from me right now.
00:38:26In this country, they don't pay any attention to you until you make a scene.
00:38:31Hello good evening.
00:38:33Look, we're having problems with the wifi connection.
00:38:37Yes, please, because it's a shame.
00:38:39No, no, when they can.
00:38:40Thank you so much.
00:38:42Come on, you've scared the hell out of them, and then some.
00:38:43Man, of course.
00:38:47What's happening?
00:38:48You send me to a boarding school and on top of that you take my bed.
00:38:50But what are you doing here?
00:38:52Well, since I passed everything, they gave me weekend leave.
00:38:55On a Wednesday!
00:38:55What did they put in it?
00:38:57But don't shout too much, I'm starting to get sleepy.
00:39:00José Miguel, you know how much that boarding school is costing us.
00:39:03That's why he was so indignant.
00:39:04The service wasn't very good.
00:39:06If I told you some things...
00:39:07Well, just so you know, I'm not going to let you get away with it.
00:39:08I'll put you in another boarding school tomorrow.
00:39:10I think they're not doing very well on Perejil Island.
00:39:13Let's see how you escape from there.
00:39:14Okay, but take it easy, okay?
00:39:15So, where is Pablo going to sleep tonight?
00:39:17Pablo in bed, you on the sofa.
00:39:18Dad, relax.
00:39:20You're going to end up paying for this.
00:39:21It's a fact of life.
00:39:23Think about it!
00:39:24Everyone go to sleep now.
00:39:26Ale!
00:39:29And what are you doing?
00:39:30We have Wi-Fi.
00:39:31Look, do you want to see a cesarean section?
00:39:32How disgusting, like an alien, right?
00:39:34Well, that's how you turned out.
00:39:36How could you even think of going on TV to talk about my private life?
00:39:39You're like one of those maids who work for celebrities.
00:39:42But I didn't want to say anything; it's just that they're professional interrogators.
00:39:45They are being trained by the Americans in Guantanamo with the Taliban.
00:39:48Emilio, you've sold me out.
00:39:50What have they given you?
00:39:50Four kilos?
00:39:51Five?
00:39:51Wow, what do you think I am?
00:39:53The scholarship nanny?
00:39:54But it's your fault, since you're the president.
00:39:56If this guy had a decent salary, he wouldn't have to be groveling on television.
00:40:00Mom, why do you always defend him?
00:40:02Thank you, Maria Jesus.
00:40:03What a lost mother-in-law.
00:40:05Well, let's pray that Juanjo didn't see the program.
00:40:08But who is Juanjo?
00:40:09Our Father art in heaven.
00:40:11Mom, it's just a figure of speech.
00:40:12Yes, yes, but just in case.
00:40:14God knows you.
00:40:15You are full of...
00:40:15Clear.
00:40:16But look at them, the two of them together, sharing the loot.
00:40:19Hello, Juanjo.
00:40:20How are you?
00:40:22Great.
00:40:23There's nothing like dragging your father's memory through the TV to put you in a good mood.
00:40:26Holy Mary, Mother of God.
00:40:27Ah, but this is Papa Smurf's son.
00:40:29What did you call him, you bastard?
00:40:31What did you call him?
00:40:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, wait.
00:40:34Mom, stop praying if he already knows everything.
00:40:36Yes, I know what kind of person you are.
00:40:38You're not going to see a single penny of the inheritance, do you hear me?
00:40:40You're already doing quite a bit of business with my father on the other side.
00:40:42No, no, no, wait, Juanjo.
00:40:44If he's to blame for everything.
00:40:46But don't worry, I'm the president of the community and we're going to kick him out.
00:40:50Emilio, you're fired.
00:40:52That needs to be approved at a meeting.
00:40:53What deception did you have my father in?
00:40:56I thought you were different.
00:40:58No, no, no, Juanjo.
00:41:0125 million euros that are going away from us again.
00:41:04Well, that would be a few less, because with this inheritance issue, the tax authorities really come down hard on you.
00:41:10Yes, son.
00:41:16How did my prince sleep?
00:41:18Would you like me to make you some breakfast?
00:41:20Oh yes, thank you, my love.
00:41:23An orange juice and some toast.
00:41:26But look at him, it's so nice to see how happy he is in the mornings.
00:41:30Of course, of course, of course Mommy will prepare your food.
00:41:33Daddy wants some cuddles today too, okay?
00:41:35Yes, yes, but wait, I'm going to take our dog for a walk first, okay?
00:41:39Because he has to get used to doing his business at the same time every day.
00:41:42No, no, don't worry, he already did it.
00:41:44Here, on my side of the bed.
00:41:46See?
00:41:46We should have released it sooner, Yago.
00:41:48Oh my God, what my dog must have suffered there, holding it in.
00:41:51Look, look, you take a shower and I'll take it out.
00:41:53No, no, no, we both took it out.
00:41:54No, my love, I want to take him out so that he'll grow fond of me too.
00:41:59Okay, then prepare a bathtub and when you come we'll bathe him.
00:42:01Okay.
00:42:03How lovely, how lovely.
00:42:06What the hell did you shit next to my bed, you bastard?
00:42:09See?
00:42:10I go to the favorites folder and open any page.
00:42:14Hey, culosenpompa.com.
00:42:15No, uh, the one from the bank, for example.
00:42:18I click and look how long it takes.
00:42:21Let me see.
00:42:23Well, it's normal that it's going so slowly.
00:42:25He currently has eight computers connected to his network.
00:42:28As?
00:42:29Look at it.
00:42:30There are eight users sharing their bandwidth.
00:42:33No, no, incorrect.
00:42:34Without this house there is only a computer.
00:42:36Does any of your neighbors know you have Wi-Fi?
00:42:38What are you talking about? There aren't many IT people here.
00:42:40I don't think they have internet.
00:42:41Sure, because they connect to yours.
00:42:44Well.
00:42:45We're going to turn off the router and reset the system.
00:42:48I know, immediately.
00:42:54What the hell is going on?
00:42:56This isn't going to work.
00:42:57Where did you play?
00:42:58Request technical assistance.
00:43:00Take a look out onto the patio.
00:43:02Hey, my community internet is failing.
00:43:05Does it work for you?
00:43:06No, it doesn't work for me.
00:43:08I get a message saying wireless network is unavailable.
00:43:10And it pisses me off because I was just downloading an episode of Heidi in which
00:43:13Clara finally gets out of the wheelchair and walks.
00:43:16You're associated with Heidi, huh?
00:43:18Yes, I know the theme song in Japanese.
00:43:21Look, it's...
00:43:30Very good.
00:43:32Poor thing.
00:43:34He said that if we all connect at the same time, it will get overloaded.
00:43:38Well, we'll have to agree on the shifts.
00:43:41That means he doesn't pay.
00:43:43And they've cut off our line.
00:43:45Well, it looks like they're just mooching off each other, huh?
00:43:47This is inconceivable.
00:43:48It is a violation of my digital privacy.
00:43:50This type of connection requires an access key.
00:43:54Okay, do you want me to put one on?
00:43:55Man, of course.
00:43:59Tell me one word.
00:44:00No, no, let me do it.
00:44:03Look over there.
00:44:09Ah, that's it.
00:44:10Now not even God can get into my network, right?
00:44:13Without the key, no.
00:44:14Good.
00:44:15We've been married for a year now and we're really excited about moving to the city center.
00:44:19Yeah.
00:44:20And tell my uncle I'm pregnant.
00:44:21That always inspires a lot of confidence.
00:44:22Let's see whose child it is.
00:44:24Auri.
00:44:25Come on, let's go see the guy.
00:44:26Already.
00:44:27Hey, wait.
00:44:28We have no alliances.
00:44:29Shit, it's true.
00:44:30Then we have to buy them.
00:44:31You're going to spend money on buying it.
00:44:32Mauri, things have to be done right.
00:44:35Darling, darling, darling.
00:44:36Dear.
00:44:38I'm monitoring you from here.
00:44:39So tell your saintly wife that if she goes even a hair out of line, I swear...
00:44:42I love you, my love.
00:44:43Yes, all of that is very nice.
00:44:44He loves me...
00:44:47I enjoy these things so much that I have a great time.
00:45:01But is that all it's staying at?
00:45:02My husband and I were just passing by and suddenly saw the sign and said...
00:45:06Come on, if we rent an apartment, we really like this area, right?
00:45:09And that's it, here we are.
00:45:11As long as you don't come at me with faggots...
00:45:13Oh, say yes, because they disgust me too.
00:45:15How's the city center gotten, huh?
00:45:17Well, it's one thing, I see them on the street, holding hands.
00:45:21So how much are you asking for the apartment?
00:45:23Look, I'd be happy to rent it to you.
00:45:26But there's another guy who's coming to see him first, with his wife.
00:45:29Well, we could offer 300 euros more.
00:45:33My love, that's a lot of money.
00:45:35So what?
00:45:36If it makes my little girl happy.
00:45:40What a woman I have, huh, Guillermo?
00:45:41Ah, very good.
00:45:43Ah, very good, beautiful. Do you want to close?
00:45:56What have you done to the internet? What's wrong with it?
00:45:58But hey, and then they come up to complain.
00:46:00This is the height of shamelessness.
00:46:02Man, you give us a service and then you take it away.
00:46:04That's not right.
00:46:05But what service? It's my connection, I pay for it.
00:46:08And where is that signal transmitted through?
00:46:10Through the air. And the air belongs to everyone.
00:46:13Or are you going to charge us for that too?
00:46:15We bought a computer for internet access.
00:46:17What do we want it for now?
00:46:18So they don't want to pay the massive 36 euros that the wifi costs per month.
00:46:21But they do spend at least 1000 euros on a computer.
00:46:24But we didn't start paying for it until June. We might not even make it that far.
00:46:26I, I'm very sick.
00:46:28So, just so you know, I've entered an access code.
00:46:30so that only I can use my connection.
00:46:32Come on, damn it, tell us. Don't be like that.
00:46:34You've always said that he's a very supportive man now.
00:46:36Now is the time to prove it.
00:46:38Don't even think about it. That key will go with me to the grave.
00:46:40I'll just tell you one thing.
00:46:42Don't park your car in front of the door.
00:46:44Ma'am, I don't have a car.
00:46:46Then don't buy it.
00:46:47This neighborhood is very dangerous.
00:46:49Yeah.
00:46:50And they see it as flowerpots.
00:46:52Good morning.
00:46:53Hello good morning.
00:46:55And does this one have it?
00:46:56And where is it going?
00:46:58Radio al patio live.
00:46:59Let's go upstairs.
00:47:00Creek!
00:47:01Go up the stairs.
00:47:03And when are you going to fix the elevator?
00:47:06I am no longer president.
00:47:08No, Lourdes, my love. Don't worry.
00:47:09Well, if we don't find a house, we'll just keep living at your parents' house.
00:47:12Apo, you don't stumble over the same stone twice.
00:47:14It's like you want to break it with your head.
00:47:16Come on, a little kiss, my love.
00:47:17A little kiss.
00:47:18Guys, I've been called by Juan's students.
00:47:21I got 400 euros out of them.
00:47:23Does everyone want the exam?
00:47:24Well, there are two nerds who don't.
00:47:25But they're going to catch him at recess and beat him up so he can't leave.
00:47:27from the mouth.
00:47:28Come on, let's get those integrals rolling.
00:47:29Wait a minute, damn it, I'll get them from the hard drive.
00:47:31Didn't you already catch them?
00:47:33No, fuck it. I was downloading stuff.
00:47:36Damn, what a bastard.
00:47:37He's set a password, I can't get in.
00:47:39What are you saying?
00:47:40Damn, dude.
00:47:41And I was taking Gervi Torero down.
00:47:43Paco, don't be a pirate, you own a video store.
00:47:45Hey, Paco, don't tell me they're waiting for me at recess.
00:47:47That's 400 euros.
00:47:48Don't pressure me, don't pressure him.
00:47:49Let's see, let's see, it's a word, a word.
00:47:51It's Juan Cuesta, dude.
00:47:52What kind of key can this man use?
00:47:55Spill.
00:47:55Spill it, let's see.
00:47:57No.
00:47:58Board.
00:47:59No.
00:48:00Pantumaca.
00:48:02No.
00:48:03Pigeon.
00:48:04Pigeon.
00:48:05No no.
00:48:06Herbs.
00:48:07Statute.
00:48:07Go away.
00:48:08Sausage.
00:48:09No, street, street, street, street, street, street, street.
00:48:12Yes, we're in.
00:48:13What did he put?
00:48:14What a mess!
00:48:15Run, man.
00:48:16Print the exam, we won't make it to recess.
00:48:18What a rush, dude!
00:48:18I am a hacker.
00:48:19I am a hacker.
00:48:20Yes, yes, Paco, yes.
00:48:21Already.
00:48:24Come on, Dolores.
00:48:25See you next week.
00:48:29Bea, look, I have nothing against bugs.
00:48:32Poor things.
00:48:34But I'm allergic to cats.
00:48:36My face is swollen.
00:48:37I get pimples.
00:48:39I'm exhausted.
00:48:40Sinto anison.
00:48:40Come on, it's like I'm on summer vacation...
00:48:43...in Chernobyl.
00:48:44Calm down, Isabel.
00:48:45But most of the people here are dogs.
00:48:46I get very few cats.
00:48:50Hey, this can't be put here.
00:48:52But yes, that's what I was telling you.
00:48:54Go on.
00:48:56We agree.
00:48:57Furthermore, this clinic is very shabby.
00:48:59Animals are not allowed here.
00:49:01Hey, people get liposuction in worse places.
00:49:04Well, excuse me, but the community has illegally rented me this penthouse.
00:49:07So don't provoke me, or I'll file a complaint against you.
00:49:09Hey, don't make accusations, you have no proof.
00:49:13Oh, what do you mean, no?
00:49:14Look, the president has signed a receipt for me for the 300 euros of rent.
00:49:19So come on.
00:49:20Air, get out of here, I have a lot of work to do.
00:49:22Come on.
00:49:23Come on.
00:49:25I'm starting to itch all over too.
00:49:27I think that boy has a cat inside him.
00:49:30No, it's a boa.
00:49:32My God.
00:49:34Reptiles, no.
00:49:35They crawl around and stick out their tongues like perverts on the subway.
00:49:40Goodbye, Isabel.
00:49:41I'll go with you, okay?
00:49:47Forgive me.
00:49:49They are neighbors.
00:49:51Jaime.
00:49:51Happens.
00:49:54If you need an intern, I have experience with animals.
00:49:57Did I assist my wife during childbirth?
00:49:59Mariano, please don't touch anything, okay?
00:50:03Hey, this whole bug thing is becoming more and more popular every day.
00:50:05Well, that's normal; it's easier to live with an animal than with a human being.
00:50:09Nice lesbian reflection, yes sir.
00:50:12Mariano.
00:50:18How are you?
00:50:19How are you?
00:50:19Good?
00:50:20Come on.
00:50:21Okay, Mojito, let's see if we can understand each other.
00:50:23I met her first.
00:50:24What you can't do is lick it.
00:50:26That in the morning can counteract that.
00:50:27If I can't compete.
00:50:28Oh, another one with a little dog.
00:50:30What's happening?
00:50:30Are they re-airing the Félix Rodríguez de la Fuente series?
00:50:33Look, I left a little gift on the doorstep...
00:50:35No, no, don't worry, he already did it.
00:50:36On my side of the bed.
00:50:38Oh, what have you taught him?
00:50:40Well, that's fine.
00:50:41Mojito.
00:50:43Mojito.
00:50:46Mojito.
00:50:48He's escaped, hasn't he?
00:50:48You saw it.
00:50:49Damn, but go get him.
00:50:50No, no, I like animals like that, in freedom.
00:50:54Look at you, what an environmentalist you are, abandoning animals to their fate.
00:50:57He would never do that.
00:50:59Be careful, okay?
00:51:00Mojito has made a decision and I respect it.
00:51:03Who do you think you are?
00:51:04Have I never felt like abandoning my father at a gas station?
00:51:07But no, there I am every morning, peeling his penis.
00:51:11Hey!
00:51:14Mosquito!
00:51:15No, Juanjo, listen to me, please.
00:51:17No, no, if we could meet and talk, we couldn't go out to eat.
00:51:21No, she doesn't want to know anything about you, okay, it's my turn.
00:51:22It's not about the money.
00:51:24No, no, it's just that I don't want you to get the wrong impression of me.
00:51:26I loved your father a lot...
00:51:28Juanjo, it's Carmen!
00:51:30636-02.
00:51:30Okay?
00:51:31Okay, okay.
00:51:33Come on.
00:51:34Bye bye.
00:51:352628.
00:51:35We've arranged to have lunch.
00:51:37You just want to hook up, I know you.
00:51:39Carmen, for God's sake, he's the son of my late husband.
00:51:42Stepmothers always do bad things.
00:51:44Read any story.
00:51:48Why are you signing a receipt for Braceby?
00:51:51Belén, what kind of community president are you?
00:51:53that you can't operate outside the law?
00:51:56She's a slut and a fool.
00:51:58Bea asked me for a favor.
00:52:00She's my friend, period.
00:52:01See?
00:52:02You're already plugging in mustaches.
00:52:03All presidents end up the same way.
00:52:05Besides, I already said that I didn't want to be president.
00:52:08Don't tell me stories.
00:52:09But, Belén, I can't live with...
00:52:11Shh, a snake in the community.
00:52:13I say this without malice, but...
00:52:15I just can't live like this.
00:52:17Belén, please.
00:52:19Nativity scene.
00:52:22Why do we like touching eggs so much?
00:52:24I don't care what the lesbian up there does.
00:52:28At our age, it's always good to have a clinic nearby.
00:52:30But what I want is to connect to the internet
00:52:33because I'm addicted to the casino.
00:52:36Oh, Linne!
00:52:37Well, I've arranged to chat with the guy from Miami at five o'clock.
00:52:39And I told him that I get out of school at that time.
00:52:42So what do we do?
00:52:43Juan Cuesta has put a password on the wifi.
00:52:46No, it will work at your house.
00:52:47And he went to school.
00:52:48Ah, but...
00:52:49But the herbs remain.
00:52:51Man, there's a way to get rid of her.
00:53:00Go get them, Juan.
00:53:02Let's get them.
00:53:21Good morning.
00:53:22I am Juan Cuesta,
00:53:24your new math teacher.
00:53:27I know Sonsoles has had problems with this course,
00:53:29But I'm warning you.
00:53:30I am not Sonsoles.
00:53:32That's pretty clear.
00:53:33You, out of class.
00:53:36Out!
00:53:38Does anyone else want to take the assessment?
00:53:42Okay, let's get started.
00:53:44This quarter we are going to...
00:53:50Put your books and folders on the floor and pick up a blank sheet of paper.
00:53:54Surprise exam.
00:53:55Integral calculus.
00:53:56Calculate the following integrals using the integration by parts method.
00:54:00Integral of X squared by E raised to X differential of X.
00:54:07Integral of X squared times cosine of 3X differential of X.
00:54:16You, who are the same questions.
00:54:18Silence!
00:54:20Integral of 2X plus 1 divided by X square minus 5X plus 6 differential of X.
00:54:34You have 45 minutes from this moment.
00:54:45The bean finger.
00:54:47Well, take this, you bean-finger.
00:54:52And there I was.
00:54:54100 meters from the summit of Everest.
00:54:55I was about to face the Hillary step when my mobile phone suddenly rang.
00:54:58I pick it up with my fingers on the verge of freezing and it's my girlfriend.
00:55:01What does it leave me with?
00:55:02Fuck.
00:55:04Fuck.
00:55:04Is that not done?
00:55:06No, no, no, no, no.
00:55:06The expedition soured me.
00:55:08And that's it, I went downstairs, the shirpa got angry.
00:55:11And since then I haven't continued seeing any girl.
00:55:14So that?
00:55:14If it never works out.
00:55:16Well, don't lose hope, man.
00:55:19If you're a handsome, intelligent, funny, slightly crazy guy...
00:55:23You have everything to attract a woman.
00:55:29That?
00:55:30You're sucking me up for the inheritance, aren't you?
00:55:33No.
00:55:34No, no, no, no, no.
00:55:37Okay, fine, a little bit.
00:55:39Look, I'm going to be honest with you.
00:55:41My life is shit.
00:55:43Is that right?
00:55:43That's how it is, I've accepted it, that's how it is.
00:55:46I'm unemployed again.
00:55:48I hate my mother, I hate my ex.
00:55:49I'm starting to become fodder for advertising cream.
00:55:51I have crow's feet, orange peel skin.
00:55:54And when I finally thought I had found the man of my life, he goes and dies.
00:55:59I've thought about jumping off a bridge, but with my bad luck I probably won't kill myself.
00:56:03And I'll be like Ramón San Pedro and make a movie.
00:56:06Bad, for sure.
00:56:09Did I marry your father for money?
00:56:12No.
00:56:14Do I need the money?
00:56:15Well yes.
00:56:16It's perfect timing.
00:56:19Okay, at least I'll be honest.
00:56:22A virtue I possess.
00:56:24Maybe the only one.
00:56:25Don't lose hope either.
00:56:27Are you...
00:56:27You are a very special girl.
00:56:31Nativity scene.
00:56:32That?
00:56:33Have...
00:56:34You've got something there.
00:56:36Here.
00:56:37Yeah.
00:56:41Already?
00:56:41No.
00:56:45I swear I saw Ana and Carlos trying to sneakily rent the apartment across the street.
00:56:49who were holding hands.
00:56:50Mauri, please, let's not start with the paranoia again, okay?
00:56:53You look out the window more than old women do.
00:56:55Present.
00:56:56Bea, I've brought Valentín to you, he's limping a little.
00:56:58Ah, very good.
00:56:59First they complain to me, and now they bring me the dog.
00:57:01When have we ever complained?
00:57:03Wait outside for a moment, please.
00:57:06I'm telling you, Ana is a part-time lesbian.
00:57:08She acts all innocent, but she's going to hit you with a heartbreaking blow.
00:57:10Mauri, I have a lot of work to do, huh?
00:57:12The last thing I need right now is more stress.
00:57:14Besides, what the eye doesn't see.
00:57:15Friend, what's telling you this?
00:57:16Bea, I'll come back another time, when you're calmer.
00:57:19Yes, better.
00:57:20Thank you so much.
00:57:21So, what are you saying?
00:57:22Ana is going to leave me and go live with Carlos.
00:57:24But you don't realize that it's completely absurd.
00:57:26Well, I have already fulfilled my obligation as a sperm donor father.
00:57:29It's up to you what you do.
00:57:30No, I'm not doing anything.
00:57:31I trust Ana completely.
00:57:32Besides, jealousy doesn't affect me in the slightest anymore.
00:57:35No?
00:57:35Well, that's the second injection you're going to give that poor dog.
00:57:45Stay still, okay?
00:57:46Don't move.
00:57:47Girls, don't just stand there, she sings a lot.
00:57:50I just want to see the look on his face.
00:57:55We're bad people, huh?
00:57:57The grass might get sick.
00:57:59No, damn it.
00:58:00They say that menstruation protects against heart attacks.
00:58:06Oh my God.
00:58:08There's probably some kid out there trying to be funny.
00:58:23Girls, let's chat.
00:58:26Girls, we have four hours until Juan Cuesta returns.
00:58:28The internet works here.
00:58:31What was the casino's website?
00:58:33What do we do with the snakes?
00:58:35Are they going to realize that we've been there?
00:58:36No way, we let her loose in the yard.
00:58:38The lesbian has lost her mind.
00:58:40Veterinary negligence, crystal clear.
00:58:42Poor thing, is she going to kill herself?
00:58:43No way, they get caught on the ropes.
00:58:45Have you never seen The Jungle Book?
00:58:54Hello, beautiful.
00:58:55Take a walk.
00:58:56And it's a shame, isn't it?
00:58:58Because with this you can make a really great bag.
00:59:02Fuck.
00:59:02Do you know that you are the second young married couple
00:59:04Who is interested in the apartment today?
00:59:07Ah, yes.
00:59:07Well, that's also a coincidence.
00:59:08As long as no faggots come around, I'm fine with it.
00:59:10We were looking for a bigger house
00:59:12because my wife is pregnant.
00:59:14How much affection?
00:59:15Almost two months, my love.
00:59:19It's because we love each other very much.
00:59:20That's good, we have to love ourselves.
00:59:23Look, there's a problem, and that is that the other marriage
00:59:26He offered me 300 euros more for the apartment.
00:59:28Sorry.
00:59:32Yeah?
00:59:33If another dick hits you, you'll be without sex for two weeks.
00:59:36Yes, don't worry, a kiss.
00:59:37Okay.
00:59:38It's just that my mother gets nervous
00:59:40because we've arranged to have lunch with her.
00:59:42It's because I have a mother-in-law who is an angel.
00:59:45Francisco Barbero.
00:59:46I.
00:59:47Ten.
00:59:48Joaquín de Haro.
00:59:50I.
00:59:51Ten too.
00:59:52Gonzalo Gutiérrez.
00:59:54I.
00:59:55Ten.
00:59:56Rodríguez Moreno.
00:59:57I.
00:59:58Nine and five.
00:59:59Because?
00:59:59You entered your last name without an accent.
01:00:02And Garrido Fuentes.
01:00:03I.
01:00:04Ten.
01:00:05Anyway, congratulations to everyone.
01:00:08But don't get too confident.
01:00:09This is just a first contact.
01:00:11Juan, can you come to my office for a moment?
01:00:14Yes, yes.
01:00:24But what have you given them, Juan?
01:00:27What have you given them?
01:00:28I'd never seen kids react like that before.
01:00:32Blessed be the descent of those suns.
01:00:34Well, they don't know.
01:00:35Perhaps my reputation has preceded me.
01:00:37The only perfect score in that course was that of the kid who showed up one day
01:00:41wearing Ronaldinho's jersey.
01:00:44There is no doubt that I have been a catalyst.
01:00:46Like when teams change coaches.
01:00:47Yeah.
01:00:48To continue with the football analogy.
01:00:50You know what I'm saying?
01:00:52We can sign up for the inter-annual meeting of Christian schools.
01:00:57With these kids, man, with these kids, we'll easily win the young talent championship.
01:01:03Well, if I prepare them properly.
01:01:05When is that?
01:01:06Tomorrow.
01:01:07Ah, uh, maybe it's a tad hasty.
01:01:10Well, no, Juan, no.
01:01:12They are galactic intellectuals.
01:01:14And you have motivated them.
01:01:16That's been quite an uphill climb in your career, huh?
01:01:18Yeah.
01:01:18My God.
01:01:19I'm really looking forward to giving the Piarists a piece of my mind.
01:01:24And me, father?
01:01:25Me too?
01:01:26Well, Guillermo, we love the apartment.
01:01:29Yes, we'll keep it.
01:01:30Oh, my love, how exciting.
01:01:32How happy our baby will be here.
01:01:33What I like most about you is that you seem very much in love.
01:01:37Yes, yes, yes.
01:01:37We are still as in love as the first day.
01:01:39No, my love, much more.
01:01:42Okay, so, can I have the deposit?
01:01:46We signed the contract and that was it.
01:01:50But where is he going with the shotgun?
01:01:51Hey?
01:01:52Just in case of the advertisements.
01:01:57Natalia, don't kiss me so much.
01:01:59I'm supposed to be your wife, right?
01:02:01Yes, but Mauri gets annoyed.
01:02:02Oh, he's looking.
01:02:04Yes, take it away, take it away.
01:02:07Look, here's your friend.
01:02:10What's up, guys?
01:02:11Nothing, I was just passing by and thought I'd see how things are going.
01:02:13Nati, remember you have the pain-free childbirth class.
01:02:16You might be late.
01:02:17They did an ultrasound and the baby is breech.
01:02:19Huh?
01:02:20You can tell after two months, right?
01:02:22Yes, now everything is computerized.
01:02:24Well, I'm leaving.
01:02:26Goodbye, my love.
01:02:27Bye bye.
01:02:29Goodbye, beautiful.
01:02:30Bye.
01:02:31I'm going to look for the contract.
01:02:34Do you have a pen?
01:02:34Yes, yes, yes.
01:02:35Okay.
01:02:36Okay.
01:02:39Okay, we have an apartment.
01:02:40It has all the floors.
01:02:41Come here.
01:02:46Faggots in my house.
01:02:48I'm so fed up with everything I've studied!
01:02:51Degenerates!
01:02:52Damn gays!
01:02:54Listen, I'm not going to allow it.
01:02:56He is with the faith.
01:02:57Felgado!
01:02:57Okay, it's over!
01:02:58It's common!
01:03:01What the hell?
01:03:02But where are you going?
01:03:02Are we going to start reporting it right now?
01:03:04Let's go home and think about how we can fix this.
01:03:06Fernando, who pointed a shotgun at us.
01:03:08Well, we don't have proof that it was charged, huh?
01:03:11Hey, did you see the boa constrictor I had upstairs in a box?
01:03:14No, but it's still there inside, dealing with some kind of trauma.
01:03:16Fel!
01:03:21It's just that ever since my husband and I got divorced,
01:03:24Patricio doesn't say anything.
01:03:25And he talked a lot, you know?
01:03:26I taught him a lot of words.
01:03:29Good.
01:03:29It can be a trauma from divorce.
01:03:33He doesn't understand why his home has been broken up.
01:03:36Angeles, if you had an appointment with me.
01:03:38Yes, but this man says that Patricio's problem is psychological.
01:03:42Oh, Mariano, could you come outside for a moment, please?
01:03:48If you leave him under observation, I can try hypnosis.
01:03:55Can you explain what kind of joke this is?
01:03:57Hey, I've had bugs since I was little and they're all here.
01:04:01It relieves the stress of the city's pace, pollution, and construction noise.
01:04:05All my remedies are homeopathic.
01:04:08But what qualifications do you have? Where did you study?
01:04:10Beatriz, don't get upset if the competition is good.
01:04:12That results in better customer service.
01:04:15You're just incredibly cheeky.
01:04:17Hey, don't take the sign.
01:04:20Dad, stop making a fool of yourself, you're too old for nonsense.
01:04:24Why don't you take up pétanque? It's a beautiful sport and it sharpens your reflexes.
01:04:28Son, I'm just trying to make you proud of me.
01:04:31What? By talking to a parrot about his problems?
01:04:33I'm telling you, there's business to be done here.
01:04:35We could set up a fancy residence, with a spa and hair salon.
01:04:39Of course, Marina Bichos, holiday town.
01:04:43You see? If you have the talent, it's because you're not brave.
01:04:47It is, it is, it is, it is perfect.
01:04:50Ana is the woman I've been waiting for my whole life.
01:04:52Go on, he's using you.
01:04:54But why? Let's see, why?
01:04:55Damn, well, because she told you so.
01:04:57Dude, you're more deceived than the guy in The Truman Show.
01:04:59So, why did you choose me, as your pretend husband, and not someone else?
01:05:03Because you're the biggest sap.
01:05:05Well, I'm telling you there's something there.
01:05:06And I have seen the sparkle of love in her turquoise blue eyes.
01:05:13Man, honey.
01:05:14The owner of the apartment, who rents it to us, just called me.
01:05:17No, but well, it wasn't good, my love.
01:05:25And now we have to go back to this uncle's house.
01:05:29What are you doing?
01:05:30To screw up, which is what he does best.
01:05:31Well, look, Ana, I think we need to stop playing games, okay?
01:05:34Renting the apartment for your girlfriend was just an excuse to get closer to me.
01:05:37Carlos, I'm a lesbian.
01:05:39And I respect that.
01:05:40We all need to have our hobbies.
01:05:42I will love you just the same.
01:05:43Look, just leave it.
01:05:44I'm going to see the guy from the apartment, by myself, and tell him that we're going to get a divorce.
01:05:48Or you go with your girlfriend, which is more comfortable and it's three for half price.
01:05:50Honey, I'm sorry.
01:05:51I wanted it to be a surprise.
01:05:57Girls, girls, I think the three of us should sit down and talk.
01:06:01Because he sees a love triangle that could hurt us a lot.
01:06:04Carlos, please!
01:06:05Don't worry, it's normal for him to be attracted to you.
01:06:13I don't know who said that the bad thing about losing isn't losing, but the stupid look on your face.
01:06:18is left over.
01:06:18Ah, Carlos, sorry.
01:06:20If you ever go near my girl again, I'll cut off your genitals and give them to the first guy who sees you for dessert.
01:06:24dog, bring me to get your nails cut.
01:06:27Have you thought about me clearly?
01:06:29Bye.
01:06:33You've seen how it's gotten, haven't you?
01:06:34I am a rival, she sees the danger.
01:06:36Yes, you're the one who doesn't see it.
01:06:42Lucia, I don't know how it happened, I was distracted by the bag and a little poop and...
01:06:47I've been looking for him all morning, I'm desperate.
01:07:02Lucia, hello, my love.
01:07:04What is it?
01:07:05So I went to the dog pound to find him a mojito girlfriend and...
01:07:08And well, I started seeing all the dogs' faces and I had to put them all in the car
01:07:12those that fit me.
01:07:14Oh, honey, I feel like the guy on Slinder's list who's saving them from death.
01:07:17Yes, but the one on Slinder's list didn't take them home.
01:07:20Not even the Jews defecated at the foot of his bed.
01:07:23Now I'm beginning to understand people like you, Yago, who live dedicated to others.
01:07:27I have truly never felt happier in my entire life.
01:07:31My love, I have to tell you something about mojito.
01:07:35That?
01:07:37Oh, my dog!
01:07:38He's very clever!
01:07:40You know you're the only one home alone, mojito!
01:07:44Come here, mojito!
01:07:45Oh, little dog! How cute!
01:07:52Well.
01:07:53Well.
01:07:54I'm glad I cleared everything up.
01:07:57You need to give me your account number so I can deposit the money into your account.
01:07:59Okay.
01:08:00I'll send you a little message.
01:08:01I don't remember my ID number, let alone my bank account number.
01:08:07It wasn't that funny, was it?
01:08:09No.
01:08:09But hey, the important thing is the intention.
01:08:12Well, that's it.
01:08:12I'll just grab it, open the door, and...
01:08:19Juanjo, technically I'm your mother.
01:08:22Stepmother.
01:08:23Yeah, well, but it's a bit strange, isn't it?
01:08:25No, this...
01:08:26What's happening?
01:08:26Did I remind you of my father?
01:08:28No.
01:08:29No.
01:08:30No.
01:08:34Hey, you can't park here.
01:08:36I'll call a tow truck.
01:08:37Emilio, why don't you go and get the ice cubes?
01:08:39I'm going to have to give this one a go, huh?
01:08:40You, look, I'll scratch your car.
01:08:42With all the grunt.
01:08:44Already...
01:08:44No, no, no, no.
01:08:44Let's not spoil this beautiful moment.
01:08:47What a picture of a president, huh?
01:08:48Here at the door, with my tongue going up and down.
01:08:51Emilio, go inside, they're raffling off a severance package.
01:08:57And what did you see in this specimen?
01:08:58Loneliness, which is very bad.
01:09:02Well, then...
01:09:03We might as well go home and reflect on this deal we just got ourselves, right?
01:09:07Yes, yes.
01:09:08Out of respect for your father.
01:09:10Because otherwise, this is going to end very badly.
01:09:22What's wrong with you?
01:09:23Are you going to sleep with the entire Smurf village?
01:09:26Emilio, it was him, I didn't do anything.
01:09:28Clear.
01:09:29You had a spasm and accidentally stuck your tongue all the way down to his uvula.
01:09:32You'll just have to deal with it, everything's gone wrong for you.
01:09:35Now I'm going to be a millionaire and I'm going to buy a duplex and you'll never see me again
01:09:38in life.
01:09:39Look, this same boyfriend is new.
01:09:41He's going to go bald too.
01:09:43That's genetic.
01:09:44I don't care.
01:09:44He has millions to get hair transplants.
01:09:46Yes, but that doesn't look good.
01:09:48It's not resolved.
01:09:51But why is she so popular with women?
01:09:53If it's not understood.
01:09:54If you have nothing.
01:09:55What's wrong with him?
01:09:57Nothing!
01:10:03Carmen, guess who I hooked up with at the entrance?
01:10:07Pass it to me.
01:10:08No, no, no, wait.
01:10:09My life has always been plagued by problems with men and...
01:10:13Come on, I've always tried to help her.
01:10:16But it just won't let you, it won't let you, it's shut down.
01:10:19María Jesús, you have witnessed firsthand the relationship between Pedro Peñafiel and your daughter.
01:10:23Very close, very close.
01:10:24What was that relationship like?
01:10:26Was there really love?
01:10:28Lots and lots of love.
01:10:31Well, the thing is, they didn't get along in bed.
01:10:35And my daughter was suffering, you know?
01:10:37Well, me too, because I was listening to them.
01:10:39You know, a mother never rests.
01:10:41But wait, María Jesús, what are you telling me?
01:10:43Was Pedro Peñafiel impotent?
01:10:45Let's see, let's see, let's see.
01:10:46Respect for the deceased and the family.
01:10:49No, he wasn't impotent, no.
01:10:52No, what happened was, man, it didn't last long.
01:10:55But that's normal, isn't it?
01:10:56My husband used to have the same problem.
01:10:59Mind you, I prefer it that way, okay?
01:11:00Because there are always so many things to do at home, and the less time you waste, the better...
01:11:04Maria Jesus, weren't you surprised that they got married so soon?
01:11:07No, no, yes, they were very clear about it, weren't they?
01:11:10The thing is, then Pedro met me and...
01:11:13Well, that's when his doubts began.
01:11:16How did he start to have doubts?
01:11:18One day, when I went to take out the trash, I ran into him on the landing.
01:11:22And he told me, then, that...
01:11:25That he had feelings for me.
01:11:27But I stepped aside.
01:11:28I stepped aside for my daughter.
01:11:29Well, and because the bags were heavy too.
01:11:32Clear.
01:11:33We have some very endearing images that María Jesús has brought us.
01:11:38They are from Bethlehem in the pool, when she was little.
01:11:41Yes, I want everyone to see how beautiful she was.
01:11:45Maybe the channel surfing is a little better, right?
01:11:48I want him to die.
01:11:49I want my mother to die.
01:11:51And that's not just a figure of speech.
01:11:53Hey, well tell Emilio.
01:11:55Maybe by giving him a small tip.
01:11:57Turn this off.
01:12:00Well, so what?
01:12:01That's what the goalkeeper is for, right?
01:12:03For doing odd jobs.
01:12:08Oh, Emilio.
01:12:09You are the goalkeeper.
01:12:10If you are ordered to pick something up, your duty is to obey.
01:12:14No, no, no.
01:12:15If the snake is not in a common area,
01:12:17I have no obligation to intervene.
01:12:18That's an internal problem for the owner.
01:12:21And again, it's not a snake, it's a boa.
01:12:23It's like comparing a plantain to a banana.
01:12:26Well, that's completely unrelated.
01:12:27Hey?
01:12:28Let's see what happens.
01:12:28Oh, darling, we have a boa constrictor this big at home.
01:12:33Ah, very good.
01:12:34Well, then you try the recorder.
01:12:36Let's see if she goes back to the laundry basket on her own.
01:12:48See?
01:12:48To the boa.
01:12:49Not the boa.
01:12:50What we do have are three vipers.
01:12:52We're done now, okay?
01:12:53Did you see that they sent a photo to my friend in Miami?
01:12:55And I don't know how to open it?
01:12:58The snake is there.
01:13:01Don't worry, she's at my house.
01:13:03Thank God.
01:13:03Alright.
01:13:04Yes, very calmly, digesting my food.
01:13:06He's eaten Versace.
01:13:07As?
01:13:08It swallowed my rabbit.
01:13:09When you have a moment, take it out of my bathroom.
01:13:11I want to brush my teeth.
01:13:13You already saw the president that that penthouse was going to bring us problems.
01:13:16Sure, that attic is a problematic attic.
01:13:23Okay, with that said, I'm going back to doing my chores, okay?
01:13:33Daughter, I saw everything as lost and I said to myself,
01:13:35Well, look, at least my daughter can buy that sofa she likes so much.
01:13:40Yes, yes, the 6,000 euros they gave me are for you.
01:13:45Already.
01:13:45Dude, what, did they give you 6,000?
01:13:47But how could you go on TV without telling me?
01:13:49That I had everything arranged with Juanjo, that we had kissed and everything.
01:13:53I just had to give him my account number.
01:13:55And what do I know?
01:13:56You could have called her too, sent her a message.
01:14:00Mom, Juanjo, Morreo, money, ok, and that's it.
01:14:03But what's the point of sending a message if he doesn't know how to open it?
01:14:05Ah, well it's very easy.
01:14:07Look, menu, messages, inbox.
01:14:11But what should I say to Juanjo now?
01:14:13I'm going to be so embarrassed.
01:14:14Well, don't worry, maybe she hasn't seen the program.
01:14:16Yeah, well, same.
01:14:18I think he has seen it, huh?
01:14:20Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee.
01:14:22You are the most twisted and miserable woman I have ever met in my 30 years of existence.
01:14:29Far superior to the first-year teacher in GB who used to hit me with the ring.
01:14:33Juanjo, this has been a family lack of coordination.
01:14:36You had everything so well planned.
01:14:38You entertained me by making out with me in the car while your mother was making a fortune on TV
01:14:41Saying that my poor father was a premature ejaculator, right?
01:14:44No, no, no, no, no.
01:14:45I said it would be over quickly.
01:14:48Hey, for many women that's a virtue in bed, huh?
01:14:50Our shares have fallen by 2%.
01:14:52and a 15% drop in sales is estimated for the spring-summer season.
01:14:56No, but it wasn't a pretty collection, was it?
01:14:59I prepared the trends report that...
01:15:01I had your check ready.
01:15:02One million euros.
01:15:06We don't need your money.
01:15:08We are proletarians.
01:15:09We live in poverty but we are happy.
01:15:11Emilio, please be quiet.
01:15:12That's to cheer things up a bit.
01:15:14My lawyers are preparing a defamation lawsuit.
01:15:16And they are very good.
01:15:17They are the ones who brought the final chapters of Ana and the Seven to a standstill.
01:15:20We have lawyers and gay people here too.
01:15:22who are smarter and speak better.
01:15:25Belén, you have hurt me.
01:15:27I thought there might be something between us.
01:15:30Juanjo, but look, I...
01:15:31Wait, I did it this way.
01:15:32I am completely different.
01:15:34Try another opportunity.
01:15:35You deserve to be happy.
01:15:35I can't do anything for you as a rapper.
01:15:38Daughter, it's just that if there were a little more communication between us
01:15:42You need to talk to your mother more.
01:15:52Gays in my own house.
01:15:54They came right into my living room.
01:15:56It's a miracle they didn't force me.
01:15:58This neighborhood is terrible.
01:16:00If we could go ahead and sign the contract,
01:16:03I have to make dinner for my husband.
01:16:04Of course, as it should be.
01:16:09Come on, Mauri, leave it.
01:16:10Don't be vengeful.
01:16:11No, I'm not vengeful.
01:16:12I'm resentful, which is much worse.
01:16:13First they take away our apartment, and then they kill my rabbit.
01:16:15What do you mean, no? What do you mean, no?
01:16:16Yeah?
01:16:17Hello, good sir.
01:16:18Listen, the two women who are going to rent you the apartment are lesbians.
01:16:21What are they?
01:16:22Lesbians, deviants, who have sex with each other.
01:16:25Oh, well, that's fine.
01:16:26It's different among ladies.
01:16:28Who are you?
01:16:28Nobody, nobody.
01:16:29Good night.
01:16:30The faggots.
01:16:31Come down here, man.
01:16:33Get off here.
01:16:33Without the shotgun.
01:16:35Leave me alone, I'm going to kill him.
01:16:37I'm going to kill him.
01:16:43Juan.
01:16:44Juan, we've made the most appalling fools of ourselves.
01:16:46in the young talent championship.
01:16:49And they haven't gotten a single thing right.
01:16:51Even Christ on the crucifix was laughing at us.
01:16:54I'm sorry, father.
01:16:55We just needed a little fine-tuning.
01:16:57The pressure got to the boys.
01:16:58Juan, did you give them the math exam questions?
01:17:03No, no, no.
01:17:04Incorrect.
01:17:05They just confessed to me
01:17:06that someone sold them the exam from your own computer.
01:17:12But the grades have already been posted, haven't they?
01:17:14Yes, they're already installed.
01:17:15And you remain silent.
01:17:15You see, I've installed a Wi-Fi connection at home.
01:17:19There has been some wireless freeloading in the community.
01:17:22It's possible that someone got in and...
01:17:24Juan, Juan.
01:17:25You have disappointed me.
01:17:28And you already know what the penance is.
01:17:31No, please, not that.
01:17:32The choir no.
01:17:34The choir no.
01:17:34Together as brothers, members of the church,
01:17:43We are walking towards the meeting of the Lord.
01:17:49The Virgin.
01:17:51Okay, let's focus, mass is at six o'clock, okay?
01:17:53Let's get it in...
01:17:55To meet the Lord.
01:17:59To meet the Lord.
01:18:03Up, up, up.
01:18:05Together as brothers, members of the church.
01:18:14Hey, it costs!
01:18:17Don't worry, there are no flowerpots.
01:18:20What happened to the Wi-Fi?
01:18:21There's no more Wi-Fi, I've turned it off.
01:18:23Forever.
01:18:24We put it there ourselves.
01:18:25Do you want the key?
01:18:26I don't want passwords, I don't want internet.
01:18:29I'm going back to technological prehistory.
01:18:30If you change your mind, the password is Chinchón.
01:18:33And then you say we're not good people.
01:18:36Good time.
01:18:39Ah, Juan, don't worry about the appointment, we're moving.
01:18:42We've rented an apartment right across the street, at number 20.
01:18:44Finally, some good news.
01:18:46The bugs are gone in this, in our community.
01:18:48Well, I don't know.
01:18:58Is this washing and marking or just brushing?
01:19:00Wash and mark, and also cut the nails.
01:19:03Leave it here.
01:19:04He'll have it ready in an hour.
01:19:05But seriously, what is this?
01:19:06A theme park?
01:19:07Mr. Juan, you wouldn't believe what a business this is.
01:19:10We've already brought in a box worth 300 euros.
01:19:12And all in black.
01:19:13You live in a state of business ignorance.
01:19:15What do you think?
01:19:15Is there a market for this in this neighborhood?
01:19:18Hello.
01:19:19Hello, Juan.
01:19:20Careful, careful.
01:19:21Careful, children, you're knocking me over.
01:19:23Luciano, bring them all to me at once.
01:19:25Because I can't keep up.
01:19:26Hey, we're starting a yoga class tomorrow.
01:19:28If you want to write them down...
01:19:30This is a breakdown.
01:19:31I am going to request an immediate appearance by the president.
01:19:34Yes, the president is available to appear.
01:19:37But watch out, damn it, hold them.
01:19:39Trickster, trickster, trickster.
01:19:40Stay still, stay still.
01:19:41Let it go.
01:19:42Oh, oh.
01:19:43Look, the bites come with a supplement, okay?
01:19:45But plug us in with the bread maker.
01:19:47One moment.
01:19:48That's community water.
01:19:49This is a common area.
01:19:50Nobody lives here.
01:19:56Nobody lives here.
01:20:07Nobody lives here.
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