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00:00:32Good evening, sir.

00:00:33Good night.

00:00:35I find it unbelievable that you're using this guy to do your job.

00:00:38No, Mr. Juan, I'm currently working as a goalkeeper instructor in a marginal integration course.

00:00:43They send me kids with problems and I tutor them. It's a new initiative from the city council.

00:00:48But I don't like him wearing my shirt. It associates my image with marginality.

00:00:52But if that print is a chestnut with two more washes, they'll mistake you for Bin Laden.

00:00:56What do you think? That it's lava?

00:01:01Watch out, damn it! You can't drive on the sidewalk!

00:01:04Ah, sure, sure.

00:01:06Huh? Where are you going?

00:01:07To install an air conditioner. What do you think?

00:01:10Hey, watch out, okay? I'm the doorman, and I'm the law here on this staircase.

00:01:14What about you?

00:01:15Wearing a hat might make you feel more respected.

00:01:18Come on, don't stop or you'll get cold.

00:01:20But why do you think they dress the parking meter attendants like police officers?

00:01:23So they don't get beaten up.

00:01:26There it is.

00:01:28Vicenta, we're going out for a moment.

00:01:31Take Valentín out and let him do his thing!

00:01:34Yes, yes, okay.

00:01:41Hello. A Hawaiian relative?

00:01:43No, an aunt in Huelva is the most tropical thing I have.

00:01:46Ma'am, what's the rush?

00:01:48Look, it's 15.40.

00:01:51Yes, but we haven't asked for anything here.

00:01:53Well, this is disappointment 21 seconds.

00:01:56Yes, but no, really.

00:01:58Well, it's okay.

00:01:59We'll keep it, won't we?

00:02:00We're not going to keep a pizza that isn't ours.

00:02:02And if we already have dinner prepared, you know?

00:02:04No way, man, no way.

00:02:06Because it cools down and you have to throw it away.

00:02:07It's a shame, with so many people going hungry in the world.

00:02:10Pizza, how delicious.

00:02:11Hey, we each played the pieces, okay?

00:02:13Mom doesn't drink.

00:02:14But, man, don't keep it.

00:02:15There will be other people waiting.

00:02:17Okay, okay, but is someone going to pay me for it or...?

00:02:20Do you see how you have to call at one end?

00:02:22Today we have three to choose from.

00:02:24Ladies, a little bit of please.

00:02:25Because the boy will be a poor student

00:02:27that he will have to pay for it out of his own pocket.

00:02:28Let me tell you about my life.

00:02:30Because it's also very sad.

00:02:31No, no, not this one, because this one has mushrooms.

00:02:33It smells so good, let's see.

00:02:35I would prefer Peroni.

00:02:38Marisa!

00:02:39What are you doing?

00:02:41Come on, they'll tell you soon that it's going to go down.

00:02:43Close the chest now.

00:02:45What are you doing?

00:02:46Wait, wait, I saw a chicken wing in the background.

00:02:49But if we don't have any sauce or anything, just leave it there.

00:02:51Here, take it.

00:02:59But what have I told you about stealing all day long, huh?

00:03:02You are both sick.

00:03:03And for the adrenaline rush, I'm not even hungry today.

00:03:06The blame lies with society, which abandons its elderly as if they were old junk.

00:03:11When we are the ones who have built this country.

00:03:13And what have you done to help the country recover?

00:03:16Hey, well, things.

00:03:17And don't make me think I'm eating.

00:03:19Well, this house is mine, I'm throwing this pizza away, because I've already breaded the anchovies.

00:03:25You know what I'm saying?

00:03:26I'm fed up with him constantly going back and forth about my house.

00:03:30Mom would let you have it, but this house belongs to both of us.

00:03:33I would discuss that with a lawyer.

00:03:35Tito, shut up, I took you in with all my love when your son abandoned you and you've never contributed a penny to

00:03:40nothing.

00:03:40A tona!

00:03:41But who bought the park?

00:03:43And who pays for the water, electricity, and gas?

00:03:45Man, you, but why are you stupid?

00:03:46Well, the silly woman has had enough.

00:03:48And from now on, things will be done my way here.

00:03:51Come on, man.

00:03:54What's gotten into her?

00:03:56I can't stand Lady Moño anymore, eh.

00:03:59Concha, it's about time you became independent.

00:04:01So where are we going?

00:04:03Damn, a residence, they already have so many unique things.

00:04:06Hey, but it's a really bad time to find a place.

00:04:09No way?

00:04:10If nursing homes are like gyms, there's always someone quitting.

00:04:14No one can live here, no one can live here, no one can live here.

00:04:18Every day is like this, I couldn't have imagined it when I came here.

00:04:23I was just looking for some peace.

00:04:25I wake up every day in the middle of a hurricane.

00:04:28No one can live here, no one can live here, no one can live here.

00:04:31No, no, no.

00:04:32No one can live here, no one can live here, no one can live here.

00:04:36No no.

00:04:37The house is falling apart, I can't find the doorman.

00:04:41My neighbors watch and listen to me.

00:04:43I can't stand being in this place.

00:04:46Put it in a cocktail shaker.

00:04:54Here, here, here, here nobody lives, not here, not here.

00:05:03No, no, no, here, here, here nobody lives, not here.

00:05:07No no.

00:05:09No one can live here, no one can live here.

00:05:13No one can live here, no one can live here.

00:05:28Okay, Mauricio Hidalgo has the floor.

00:05:31First, see that he has called this meeting to tell us something

00:05:35I guess so

00:05:36I strongly protest and insist that the street is not the place for holding a meeting.

00:05:41Caution, car to car

00:05:42No way, man, we're not going to be in this mess every day!

00:05:52Watch out in the middle, damn it, it went up to calancera

00:05:54Excuse me, excuse me

00:05:56Get the car out, damn it all

00:05:58Mariano, who is right, we are invading the roadway

00:06:00What if we put on reflective vests?

00:06:03Let's see, let's see

00:06:05I just want to say

00:06:09I love you all

00:06:11We love you too, session adjourned

00:06:14No, wait a moment, let me explain.

00:06:15I've had an experience that has changed me forever.

00:06:19I prayed to prevent the disaster of Ana having a child with this man.

00:06:23And someone superior

00:06:26He detached that embryo

00:06:28There's something

00:06:29Up there

00:06:31Call him God

00:06:32Call it Energy

00:06:34He who is with us

00:06:35And with your spirit

00:06:38Give each other a sign of peace.

00:06:39Seriously, I was selfish and I was punished.

00:06:41I repented sincerely and was forgiven.

00:06:44Cause, effect

00:06:45Mauri, it's great that you live your faith with such joy.

00:06:49But...

00:06:49So, what are you trying to sell us?

00:06:50Nothing

00:06:51But all I'm saying is that we need to get along better.

00:06:54Why do things go badly for us in life?

00:06:55Because we deserve it

00:06:56We are not good people

00:06:58Sorry

00:06:58It's gone very well for me

00:07:00Mamen

00:07:01You are dissatisfied and a coward.

00:07:03That you're more worried about the color of your carpet

00:07:05What about analyzing what's happening to your family?

00:07:07And look at John

00:07:09His wife falls down the yard

00:07:11He doesn't get along with his children.

00:07:12He is not making progress at work

00:07:13How can the world not come crashing down on him if you take away his presidency?

00:07:16If you have nothing else

00:07:18The...

00:07:18The models

00:07:19But hey, at least they have something resembling a family.

00:07:22Which is something neither Vicenta, nor Concha, nor Marisa, nor Rafael

00:07:25You have known how to retain

00:07:26Why are you alone?

00:07:29Because?

00:07:29Aren't you happy?

00:07:30Have you stopped to think about it?

00:07:32First item on the agenda

00:07:34Moral collapse of the owners

00:07:37Excellent

00:07:38He hasn't said anything about me.

00:07:39No, no, no, no

00:07:40If I'm not mistaken, I really am.

00:07:42We're neighbors, for God's sake!

00:07:44If we see each other daily

00:07:45We have more contact with each other than with our family.

00:07:47Because we don't try to be better people to each other.

00:07:51Make living together more enjoyable

00:07:53What does it cost us?

00:07:55Well, then, life is very fair.

00:07:56He's going to give it back to us.

00:07:58Well

00:07:59Votes in favor of this wonderful initiative

00:08:02I don't know what we're voting for.

00:08:04What difference does it make to you if we leave?

00:08:06Well, it's approved by majority vote.

00:08:08So, come on, be good to everyone

00:08:10Requests and questions, brothers

00:08:12I just want to say that I'm leaving this community.

00:08:15Why, Brother Rafael?

00:08:17Don't trip them over that candle

00:08:18The renovation of my villa is now complete.

00:08:20I've got the spa ready.

00:08:21So, nothing

00:08:22It has been a pleasure

00:08:23And what do you plan to do with the apartment?

00:08:25Are you selling it?

00:08:25No, no, I rent it

00:08:26An agency is already handling it.

00:08:27I don't like rented ones

00:08:29Me neither

00:08:30They feel no attachment to the building

00:08:32Okay, come on

00:08:33That we were doing well

00:08:34Yes indeed

00:08:35As a sign of effect

00:08:36I am handing you a key to the elevator

00:08:38So that you can all make a copy

00:08:40Pussy!

00:08:41Batman decodes the elevator for us!

00:08:45No, see how great is that?

00:08:48Another community is possible

00:08:50Alleluia

00:08:51Oh, we're not going to buy you a motorcycle.

00:08:54That's extremely dangerous.

00:08:56But why not?

00:08:57Give me one objective reason.

00:08:59The genius, give him an objective reason.

00:09:02There is no money

00:09:03Ah, not for the scooter.

00:09:05But there's plenty of money for Raúl to change his sex

00:09:07No, no

00:09:08I've already told her that without a wedding there's no vagina

00:09:10Oh, that's different.

00:09:12Look, your aunt feels like a woman

00:09:13Well, and I feel like a biker

00:09:15I want to race in the world championship

00:09:17Yes of course

00:09:18And I want to be a panelist

00:09:19Where are you, my love?

00:09:21Daughter

00:09:21In life

00:09:22The beautiful thing is having frustrations

00:09:26Right?

00:09:27Oh, yes, yes

00:09:28It's great!

00:09:30You could set the table here today, couldn't you?

00:09:32For example

00:09:33That president is tiresome, isn't he?

00:09:35You wouldn't believe how badly they wear down the joints.

00:09:39Hey, if you like motorcycles, I have a scooter.

00:09:42You?

00:09:42What are you saying?

00:09:44Yes, I'm waiting for it to come out of the workshop

00:09:46They're preparing it to pull more.

00:09:48Well, you could leave me someday, couldn't you?

00:09:50No, no, for that we need to get to know each other better.

00:09:52If you want, I'll give you a ride.

00:09:54When?

00:09:55When it leaves the workshop

00:09:56I have to call

00:09:58Don't be anxious

00:10:00Hey, and how long have you had a motorcycle?

00:10:02Never before

00:10:03I'm going to see where I can get one.

00:10:04José Miguel

00:10:05You win a girl over with who you are.

00:10:07Not because of what you have

00:10:07Yes, yes, of course, of course

00:10:09Otherwise, how do you think I won over your sister?

00:10:10Well, you don't have to do much with her.

00:10:12José Miguel, you've caused enough trouble in this house, haven't you?

00:10:15Look who went to talk

00:10:17Eh, eh, eh

00:10:18Where are you going?

00:10:19Uh, I'm going to the library

00:10:20I have to study for a job

00:10:22Okay, but don't take too long.

00:10:23You are punished

00:10:24Juan, leave him alone

00:10:25If you are studying

00:10:27No, no, I'll let him.

00:10:28He is now more focused

00:10:30Juan, uh, the sliced bread is gone

00:10:33And this one is already eating.

00:10:36That the Grelis exist

00:10:38Jesus, an Australian monkey

00:10:40I saw it in a documentary

00:10:41José María was a puppet

00:10:43If he moved worse than my little boy

00:10:45How can it be a monkey?

00:10:46If she sang and drove a toy car

00:10:48Sorry, monkeys went to space

00:10:49Before humans, right?

00:10:50If they have a planet of their own

00:10:52Damn, Charlton Heston went to see them.

00:10:54Seriously, you guys have some great conversations.

00:10:57Paquito probably got involved.

00:10:58It should have opened already

00:11:00Hey, what if it doesn't show up?

00:11:02Where are we going?

00:11:06Well, I don't know what's around here.

00:11:10Hello good

00:11:11Hello

00:11:13Hello good

00:11:18Oh, I like that girl.

00:11:20She's an angel

00:11:21Inga is a lot of Inga

00:11:23No, no, no

00:11:23Not the blonde, damn it.

00:11:24The other one, the pretty one

00:11:26What if I invite her over for lunch at my aunt Gachoni's house?

00:11:29José María

00:11:30She's a lesbian

00:11:31He has a girlfriend and a one-and-a-half-year-old child.

00:11:33It doesn't have accessories

00:11:34It's Pin and Pon's farm.

00:11:37She's a veterinarian

00:11:37Get yourself a bug

00:11:39And now you have an excuse.

00:11:39To go see her

00:11:40Whenever you want

00:11:43I'm going to the park

00:11:45You're going to steal someone's dog, huh?

00:11:48Oh, wow

00:11:49Where are you going?

00:11:51Man

00:11:52Paco

00:11:53Dude, this has a schedule

00:11:54You can't leave us here in the street

00:11:55Where were you?

00:11:56It's over.

00:11:58Lourdes and I are separating

00:11:59I haven't left home

00:12:00Okay, then, open it.

00:12:01Let's celebrate!

00:12:02Emilio, I'm not feeling well.

00:12:03What's the matter?

00:12:04Damn, he left it with the remains

00:12:06He's saying it.

00:12:07We've been arguing all night

00:12:09Look at my face!

00:12:11Well, take comfort in thinking about the one she'll have.

00:12:14If I have nowhere to go

00:12:15I'm paying half the mortgage on a broken home

00:12:18Calm down, damn it, Paquito

00:12:19That's what friends are for.

00:12:20To help you, to welcome you

00:12:22Of course, of course

00:12:23Come on, go up to the attic

00:12:25Hey?

00:12:26Are you doing that for me?

00:12:28Yes, yes, of course, we're friends.

00:12:29Let's see

00:12:31You go up

00:12:33Rest

00:12:33And rest your pain

00:12:35I'll take care of the video store

00:12:37Thanks, guys

00:12:38It's wonderful

00:12:40Really

00:12:40It wasn't possible without you.

00:12:41Sorry, Paco

00:12:43Come on, cheer up, Paquito!

00:12:44You are not alone.

00:12:45Well, I'm going to sunbathe.

00:12:47But you weren't going to open the video store for him.

00:12:48I've suddenly become very lazy

00:12:56Hello, I'm María Jesús

00:12:57And I'm not

00:12:58Call me later

00:12:59And where do I give it, daughter?

00:13:00Mom, press square

00:13:02Mom, I know you're angry

00:13:04But at least tell me where you are

00:13:05So that I can rest easy

00:13:09Good morning, Mrs. Belén

00:13:10Don't call me Doña Belén

00:13:12Well, then, Mrs. López

00:13:13How is your mother?

00:13:14I haven't seen her for a couple of days?

00:13:16Well, it's not there

00:13:16He's gone

00:13:17Normal

00:13:17If you're going to end up alone and bitter

00:13:19It worries me

00:13:20And how are things with your man?

00:13:22You've had some problems, haven't you?

00:13:25At least we ended up as friends

00:13:27Which is more than I can say

00:13:29From other owners

00:13:31Good morning, Raquel

00:13:35Yes, yes, yes

00:13:35There seems to be a really good vibe, huh?

00:13:38I'm so envious of you

00:13:39Be careful

00:13:40Don't slip on the stairs

00:13:42That at his age the bones

00:13:43They don't weld the same way anymore.

00:13:48Slut

00:13:49Where's the French toast?

00:13:50We just don't see her anymore.

00:13:51He's gone

00:13:52He no longer lives here

00:13:53They miss her, she was so nice

00:13:55What are you telling me?

00:13:56If they stuck together

00:13:57Yes, but always with love

00:13:59Yes, I have saved the hairs I pulled out.

00:14:02Hey, where did she go?

00:14:04Well, I don't know.

00:14:05I've spoken to her

00:14:05Wow, you're quite the girl!

00:14:07My sunshine makes me feel good.

00:14:09And I will never speak to him again.

00:14:11But if he put you in a residence

00:14:12That's why I haven't called him.

00:14:17Hello Belén

00:14:18And your mother?

00:14:18How are you?

00:14:20Phenomenal

00:14:20On vacation in Thailand

00:14:22Ah, it's because Moses asked me

00:14:23For their lasagnas

00:14:27But, but what have you done to the chicken?

00:14:28She looks like a victim of a plane crash.

00:14:30The girl gets a little scratched

00:14:31And it's at its peak.

00:14:32But what are you doing?

00:14:33A specialty of Ana

00:14:34Chicken Windsor

00:14:39It was just so comfortable

00:14:40When your mother cooked for us

00:14:41And she scrubbed

00:14:42And she would make us juice in the morning.

00:14:44And who was calling her?

00:14:45Yaya

00:14:46I don't know, now it's going to turn out

00:14:47That everyone loved her very much

00:14:49Well, we grew quite fond of him.

00:14:51What if you call her and tell her to come back?

00:14:54Maybe not enough to live on

00:14:55But let him come for a couple of hours in the mornings.

00:14:57But it was you.

00:14:58Those of you who were happy when he left

00:15:00Bethlehem, even you

00:15:01You're missing her

00:15:02Normal

00:15:03If it's for me at the meetings

00:15:05There's nothing more to it.

00:15:06Look at yourself, you're not okay

00:15:08Already

00:15:08I feel like a selfish piece of shit

00:15:10Belén, you always do the same thing

00:15:12You push away all the people who truly love you.

00:15:15Emilio, your mother

00:15:16It's like bringing about your own misfortune.

00:15:18To justify how unhappy you are

00:15:21Oh, thank you so much, girls.

00:15:22I already feel much better.

00:15:26Mother

00:15:26I'm just here to pick up my half-liter Tupperware container

00:15:29But where were you?

00:15:30We were very worried

00:15:32Where do they want me?

00:15:34At your brother's house

00:15:36The girls are thrilled with me, aren't they?

00:15:38Mother

00:15:39We miss you

00:15:40Yeah

00:15:41I've already seen the kitchen

00:15:42No, no, no

00:15:43And for more things

00:15:46Daughter

00:15:47You have hurt me a lot

00:15:50Have

00:15:50A little pain here

00:15:53There's no going here

00:15:55And until he leaves

00:15:58Ah

00:15:59Clean

00:16:00Clean the oven now

00:16:00You'll see what happens when it dries out.

00:16:11Hello, Maria Jesus

00:16:13Hello

00:16:14No, no, wait

00:16:15Wait

00:16:17I wanted to apologize to you

00:16:18I understand that Belén and you

00:16:20You argued over a conversation

00:16:21That I had with her

00:16:22Women

00:16:23Nor should we exaggerate things.

00:16:24Oh, no

00:16:26You called me old lady

00:16:28Old-fashioned, unpleasant, and heavy.

00:16:30No, no, no

00:16:30Moses, when did I say that?

00:16:32The other day, sir

00:16:34Are you fired?

00:16:35Well, no

00:16:36You have to move me out.

00:16:37Can I treat you to dinner to ease our laziness?

00:16:42Rafael

00:16:43You have hurt me a lot

00:16:45Look, I have

00:16:47I have a little pain here

00:16:50That it doesn't go away

00:16:53And until he leaves

00:16:54Maria Jesus, now I'm being honest

00:16:58Would you like to have dinner with me?

00:17:05Pick me up at ten

00:17:07Damn, what tension!

00:17:08Sir, he hasn't told her where to pick her up.

00:17:11Well, go down there and ask him.

00:17:12Come on, come on, wake up, Moses

00:17:13Come on

00:17:15Oh, well, this woman has a point.

00:17:18I know what I'm going to do

00:17:19Tomorrow is his birthday

00:17:20We're going to throw him a surprise party

00:17:23Oh yes!

00:17:24And we bought her something nice.

00:17:26She wanted a lettuce spinner

00:17:28Can you call your father and your brother?

00:17:30No, not my brother.

00:17:31That girls are for killing

00:17:33Hey, maybe we can even make peace.

00:17:34Does your father miss her?

00:17:37I don't know

00:17:38Dad!

00:17:40Hey, what are you doing tomorrow?

00:17:42You can't put yourself in the middle here

00:17:44This is the historic center

00:17:45Good heavens, tourists walk through here.

00:17:47I don't mind being photographed

00:17:49But it can't stay in the yard

00:17:51We're all used to it by now.

00:17:53There's no air circulating there

00:17:54That looks like a mackerel drying facility

00:17:56The man always has to be causing problems

00:18:00Juan

00:18:05Vicenta, can you give me some cream on my back?

00:18:07No, not now.

00:18:08I bring a displeasure

00:18:10Look, I've been given a counterfeit 50 euro note

00:18:12I went to pay at the hairdresser's

00:18:13And they've made me blush.

00:18:16Damn, that's well done.

00:18:18No, but look at it against the light

00:18:19It's bad, the king doesn't appear.

00:18:22Vicenta

00:18:23The king no longer goes out

00:18:24He's very busy with so many grandchildren

00:18:27Okay, I'll go to the bank to get another one.

00:18:29Stop!

00:18:30Ignorant of life

00:18:31They take it away from you.

00:18:32Yes, but give me a good one.

00:18:34They have an order from the Bank of Spain

00:18:36They are being taken out of circulation

00:18:38But what's it to me?

00:18:39What if they gave me a counterfeit bill?

00:18:41None

00:18:42You are a victim of the system

00:18:43Since I see two options

00:18:45Or to be a good citizen

00:18:47Give it to the bank

00:18:48And lose 50 euros

00:18:50Or foist it on someone

00:18:53Will you see?

00:18:55Look, you wash it for me.

00:18:56And cut her little nails, please.

00:18:58Charge me, I'm in a big hurry

00:19:00Oh, don't you have anything smaller?

00:19:02No

00:19:03Well, then leave it, woman

00:19:04You'll pay me another day, okay?

00:19:06No no

00:19:06Today

00:19:08Look, give me some cookies

00:19:09Some cookies

00:19:11Anti-tartar

00:19:12A deodorant

00:19:13And an anti-parasite collar

00:19:15How much is everything?

00:19:17Let's see

00:19:1852 euros

00:19:19Ah, very good.

00:19:20Very good

00:19:21Well, I owe you two.

00:19:24Well

00:19:24I'll come back for him later, okay?

00:19:26Oh no, woman

00:19:26I'll bring it to you, okay?

00:19:27Oh, how low you are

00:19:30Hello

00:19:31Bea

00:19:32Bea, look

00:19:34I found a sick little bird

00:19:36Let's see if surgery is needed or something.

00:19:37José María is dead

00:19:39What are you telling me?

00:19:41Yeah

00:19:41And it's not something new, you know?

00:19:43Ah

00:19:45Well

00:19:45Well, I've tried

00:19:46But no, man

00:19:47No, don't throw it there

00:19:48Would you like to have a coffee?

00:19:50I can invite you, look

00:19:5350, 60

00:19:54What the hell is this?

00:19:55No, no, José María

00:19:57Really

00:19:57Thank you so much

00:19:58And that's because

00:19:58I can't leave the clinic alone.

00:20:00Ah

00:20:01Well, another day then.

00:20:02That's how it is

00:20:03Yeah

00:20:03Better

00:20:05Well, I'm leaving now.

00:20:06Since you're very busy, aren't you?

00:20:09Already

00:20:10Will you tell me?

00:20:13Yes, yes, yes

00:20:14Don't worry

00:20:14Bye

00:20:33Bye

00:20:34Oh well

00:20:35Why haven't you cleared the table?

00:20:37Because we're leaving

00:20:38Where to?

00:20:39Am I coming?

00:20:40Yes of course

00:20:40With the suitcase

00:20:41We've found a place

00:20:43In a residence

00:20:44You have driven us out

00:20:46With your fascism

00:20:47And your intolerance

00:20:48Why are you taking the Parcheesi game?

00:20:50There you will have the one

00:20:51I don't trust it

00:20:52It's definitely rigged.

00:20:54How the hell

00:20:55Is a game of Parcheesi rigged?

00:20:56Very good

00:20:57Well, don't come back here, okay?

00:20:59I don't need you.

00:20:59I have Valentin

00:21:00And many friends at the Peruvian salon

00:21:03We're not going to say goodbye to anyone.

00:21:04Oh, no, no

00:21:05I'm leaving with my perm really high.

00:21:08And I also have a radio.

00:21:13Hey, he is leaving.

00:21:14Even though they leave her alone, the poor thing

00:21:16Okay, it really depresses me

00:21:17Seeing you peering through the peephole

00:21:19Fernando, loneliness

00:21:20It's the most terrible thing.

00:21:20What can happen to an elderly person

00:21:22You'll see how long it takes.

00:21:23In starting to talk to herself

00:21:25You've been a bit mystical lately, haven't you?

00:21:27I'll be watching.

00:21:28In case you need anything

00:21:29Well, I don't.

00:21:34Look at her closely

00:21:34Because tomorrow at 12

00:21:35I love it just as much as I'm leaving it with you.

00:21:36And if you get hurt, well

00:21:37But yes, damn it

00:21:39But who do you think you are?

00:21:39What are you talking about, kid?

00:21:41And with soup, huh?

00:21:41With the tank full

00:21:45Come on

00:21:45Wow!

00:21:46Have a good time, okay?

00:21:52Josemi

00:21:52Who are they?

00:21:54Nothing, just some colleagues

00:21:55Damn, this is where life is all about.

00:21:56Otherwise, huh?

00:21:57Hey, but do you have a driver's license?

00:21:58To carry this?

00:21:59No

00:22:00I'm not even old enough

00:22:01No ID card

00:22:01But Candela

00:22:02He wants me to give it a spin.

00:22:03You didn't do anything stupid, did you?

00:22:05To lose your virginity?

00:22:06Well yes

00:22:08I tried to have surgery for phimosis

00:22:09I was alone the day before

00:22:10But of course

00:22:10It didn't go well for me.

00:22:12This is the night

00:22:13I'm watching it

00:22:14But hey, don't leave it here in the middle

00:22:16Damn it, take me into the store

00:22:17I just can't deal with her

00:22:20Poor Mr. John

00:22:21He is doomed to a stroke.

00:22:29Valentin, how handsome he is!

00:22:32Vicenta, look

00:22:33It's because of the 50 euro note

00:22:35That he gave me before

00:22:36Well, it turns out that's false.

00:22:37Hey?

00:22:38No

00:22:39No no

00:22:39Yes, yes, yes

00:22:41They put it through the detector.

00:22:43At the supermarket

00:22:43And it's not worth it.

00:22:45If you could give me another one

00:22:46No, daughter, no

00:22:47How do I know that bill is mine?

00:22:50Because I told you so.

00:22:51If they haven't given me any more today

00:22:52Bea

00:22:54It is very wrong to try to deceive older people.

00:22:56You know I can't see well up close

00:22:59But ma'am

00:22:59So what do I do with this banknote now?

00:23:02Well, I see two options here.

00:23:04Or to be a good citizen

00:23:05Give it to the bank

00:23:06And lose 50 euros

00:23:07Or pass it on to someone

00:23:08You'll see

00:23:15Silly

00:23:16I'm such a fool.

00:23:17I've been the same my whole life

00:23:19Son, your mother is stupid

00:23:21Okay, calm down.

00:23:22It's not a big deal.

00:23:22But why not?

00:23:24Vicenta has tricked me.

00:23:25Vicenta

00:23:26It's extremely serious.

00:23:27Well, it's because I have no personality.

00:23:29To say things

00:23:30To grab him and tell him

00:23:32crazy old woman

00:23:32Or you give it to me right now

00:23:33A good banknote

00:23:34Or I'll grab you by the bun

00:23:35And I'll smash your whole mouth in.

00:23:37Against the railing

00:23:38To the

00:23:40Come on, let's break it

00:23:41And that's it.

00:23:42No, no, no, no

00:23:43What are you saying?

00:23:44We'll pin this on someone

00:23:45Man

00:23:46Whom?

00:23:46If you already have detectors

00:23:47Those are everywhere

00:23:50Hello

00:23:52Hello

00:23:55Nativity scene

00:23:56Take

00:23:57The rent money

00:23:59But if always

00:24:00Please deposit it into my account

00:24:01Yes, but the thing is

00:24:02We are changing banks

00:24:03TRUE?

00:24:04Uh, yeah

00:24:05Yeah

00:24:05It's because they give us gifts

00:24:07A beautiful set of dishes

00:24:08Yeah

00:24:09With a soup tureen

00:24:10Salad bowl

00:24:11Square

00:24:12Japanese

00:24:13Very, very

00:24:13Zen

00:24:13Very

00:24:14Hey, don't drag me into this

00:24:15More junk at home, huh?

00:24:16No, no, don't worry

00:24:17If it's for my mother

00:24:17Let's see, let's see

00:24:18What do I do with this now?

00:24:20Most are smaller

00:24:22Well, so

00:24:23You already have cash

00:24:24Silly

00:24:26But a guide

00:24:26What is our friend?

00:24:28And our landlady

00:24:29He's going to give us a hard time.

00:24:30Through the room

00:24:30That's not normal

00:24:34No, this bill is no good

00:24:36What do you mean it's not good?

00:24:37This one is even more fake

00:24:38That Fernando Alonso

00:24:39Tap dancing

00:24:40Look

00:24:41It does not have a watermark

00:24:43And what is that?

00:24:44A little drawing

00:24:45What do they put on the banknotes?

00:24:46I'm sorry, honey.

00:24:47But so deceived

00:24:50But what kind of friend is that?

00:24:52It's you

00:24:52That you place me

00:24:53A counterfeit bill

00:24:54But, but no

00:24:55Nativity scene

00:24:55No

00:24:56We had no idea

00:24:57What, what, what

00:24:57Ana brought that up.

00:24:58From an ATM

00:24:59No

00:25:00I think you figured it out.

00:25:01Come on, come on

00:25:02I've seen through you.

00:25:03Give me a real one

00:25:04And how do I know?

00:25:05Is that my bill?

00:25:06Oh

00:25:06But you've got nerve!

00:25:08How many people do you think you are?

00:25:09That's what I get each day

00:25:10These banknotes?

00:25:11Look at Bethlehem

00:25:12I see two options here.

00:25:13Or to be a good citizen

00:25:15Give it to the bank

00:25:15And lose 50 euros

00:25:17Or foist it on someone else

00:25:19You'll see

00:25:19That's intense.

00:25:20Wow, that's intense.

00:25:23Strong

00:25:23Dude, that's intense.

00:25:24That's intense.

00:25:34Hello, Eugenio

00:25:35Look, I'll bring you the payment.

00:25:37From the community this month

00:25:38No, that's across the street.

00:25:39Second A

00:25:40Treasury

00:25:43Hello, beautiful

00:25:44Give this to your father

00:25:46What is the community fee?

00:25:47Okay, beautiful.

00:25:48I'll give it to him now.

00:25:49Bye

00:25:51Oh

00:25:51This is perfect timing for us.

00:25:52To end the month

00:25:53I'm going to the bowling alley.

00:25:55And this is because he treats me like this.

00:25:56As if I were four years old

00:25:57It could get her pregnant

00:25:59Hey, José, my

00:26:00You're a beast

00:26:08Uncle, thank you

00:26:09Thank you so much

00:26:10For truly welcoming me

00:26:11And there will be good things.

00:26:11We're not going to get through this.

00:26:12Okay, let's be

00:26:13Like Epiblas

00:26:14Like Oliver and Benji

00:26:15Like Hansol and Chehuaca

00:26:16Hey, maybe you should

00:26:17Talk to Lourdes

00:26:18You can't finish either

00:26:19With something so beautiful

00:26:19Over a silly argument

00:26:21I will never live there again

00:26:22No never

00:26:23Never

00:26:23You can't imagine

00:26:24What it was like living with that witch

00:26:25It was a dictatorship of terror

00:26:27You're the one who could...

00:26:28To have mounted

00:26:29Simply by doing this

00:26:33Yes, sometimes women

00:26:35They are very obsessive.

00:26:36Oh, dude, sorry.

00:26:37I'll pick it up right now.

00:26:41What was that noise?

00:26:43Why don't you wait for me?

00:26:44To break everything?

00:26:46Hello

00:26:47Uh, uh

00:26:49Hey

00:26:49Even though I'm living here

00:26:50If you need a moment

00:26:51Of intimacy

00:26:52You tell me

00:26:52And I'm going to take a walk

00:26:53Through the park

00:26:54With complete confidence

00:26:55No, thanks

00:26:55Thank you

00:26:56Dear

00:26:57Can you come here for a second?

00:27:01It just broke

00:27:02With his wife

00:27:04But you were telling me

00:27:05That we couldn't live together

00:27:06Because you needed your space

00:27:07No, no, no

00:27:08If he's just going to stay

00:27:09A couple of days

00:27:09He's completely wrecked

00:27:10And it has collapsed

00:27:16It's all a facade.

00:27:17It's because Paco

00:27:18Internalize the pain a lot

00:27:21José Miguel

00:27:22But how could you not have noticed?

00:27:23Was it a counterfeit bill?

00:27:24Because in your life

00:27:25More than one in fifty

00:27:26I don't know what they're like.

00:27:27Look, look

00:27:27What a botched intaglio printing job

00:27:29And the hologram

00:27:30It doesn't change color

00:27:31God, let it roast

00:27:32No, don't toast it.

00:27:33We are not here now

00:27:34Why waste this much money?

00:27:35Thank goodness your mother

00:27:36He has realized

00:27:37No, not her.

00:27:38The one from the herbalist

00:27:39That he wanted to spend it

00:27:41I needed dandelion.

00:27:42But I'm swollen

00:27:44How did you come up with that?

00:27:45Spend money

00:27:45From a female owner?

00:27:46That way the numbers don't add up for me.

00:27:48And why do you have to do them?

00:27:50Well, let the president do it.

00:27:52If he has appointed me treasurer

00:27:54Oh

00:27:55Fourth voice

00:27:56Treasurer

00:27:57Son, do you have more titles than the Dowager Duchess of Alba?

00:27:59What a fuss over a banknote!

00:28:00Bring it here so I can put it on some loser.

00:28:02No, no, no

00:28:03This needs to be returned to its owner.

00:28:04There has been bad faith here.

00:28:06Belén acted with malice aforethought

00:28:07Oh, but she's already dating someone.

00:28:10Okay, but listen to me

00:28:11How do I know that bill is mine?

00:28:13Because Juan Cuesta tells you so.

00:28:15Former president of the community

00:28:16Look, I see two options here.

00:28:18Being a good citizen

00:28:19Give it to the bank

00:28:20And lose 50 euros

00:28:21Or foist it on someone else

00:28:23You'll see

00:28:25No, and you'll still sleep well at night

00:28:29I'm like a queen

00:28:31Juan

00:28:33Don't stress

00:28:35Give me the ticket

00:28:36I'll take care of it.

00:28:37What are you going to do?

00:28:38Mamen

00:28:41Mamen

00:28:43Mamen

00:28:44Thank you

00:28:45What's happening?

00:28:47Yard

00:28:49Hello

00:28:49Oh, you look so cute

00:28:52Hey, would you mind changing this 50-dollar bill for me?

00:28:55José wants to go to the movies with me

00:28:56And if I give it more than 10

00:28:57He's obsessed with popcorn.

00:28:59I think so

00:29:00Wait

00:29:02It worked, it worked

00:29:03This time it's the neighbors across the street, for God's sake!

00:29:05And new ones

00:29:06We are laying the foundations for our coexistence

00:29:11Would two 20s and one 10 be okay for you?

00:29:13Oops!

00:29:14Great

00:29:16Put them there

00:29:17On the telegraph

00:29:18Hey

00:29:20You let the child out very late, don't you?

00:29:23Look, there's a study that says

00:29:24That children under 15 years old

00:29:26Let them stay out past 12

00:29:28Well, they have 35%.

00:29:30More than possibilities

00:29:32If it falls...

00:29:33Well, thank you very much, Mamen.

00:29:35A little kiss

00:29:36Thank you

00:29:36Bye, bye

00:29:39Hello

00:29:40Hello

00:29:40Marisa Benito, Concepción de la Fuente

00:29:43We have a reservation

00:29:45Very good

00:29:45Hey...

00:29:46Is it a standard bathroom or one adapted for people with disabilities?

00:29:49No no

00:29:49Whichever is bigger

00:29:50Hey, what are your spa hours?

00:29:53Ma'am, there's no spa here.

00:29:54Dad!

00:29:56Concha, that's for you

00:29:58Good afternoon and welcome to the Valleluz residence

00:30:00Hello

00:30:01Would you like to take a walk around to see the facilities?

00:30:03Before undergoing the medical examination?

00:30:05Yes, because that's how I see myself.

00:30:06Yes, I'm Marisa.

00:30:08Nice to meet you

00:30:08And this is my mother.

00:30:10What are you saying?

00:30:11He needs a chair, a walker

00:30:12Go ahead, I'm doing great.

00:30:15She is older than me

00:30:17But you can't match this!

00:30:22Ole, ole, race

00:30:23Whenever they want

00:30:31This is the main living room on level one

00:30:34Here are the board games

00:30:36The TV

00:30:37Ah, Miguel has the remote control

00:30:39To prevent fights

00:30:40Hi Miguel, how are you?

00:30:42Sevilla wins

00:30:43And Barcelona too

00:30:45And who is that?

00:30:47That sounds very familiar.

00:30:48It's Amancio García

00:30:50The one from travel agencies

00:30:51He was the inventor of all-inclusive resorts in the Caribbean.

00:30:54He was the first to put

00:30:56Colorful bracelets for tourists

00:30:58So?

00:30:59They're lined

00:31:00Poor

00:31:01In their state, money is almost the least of their worries.

00:31:03He is 82 years old

00:31:05Three heart attacks

00:31:05And ten million euros in the bank

00:31:07Damn, that's everything I ask for in a man.

00:31:09And what is he doing here?

00:31:11Family problems

00:31:12They must be angry because they never come to see him

00:31:14He is very lonely

00:31:17Well, it's a good match

00:31:19I believe we'll find love here.

00:31:24In a little while we'll tell him a joke to make him laugh.

00:31:26Let's see if it has teeth.

00:31:27Shall we go out into the garden?

00:31:28Yes, yes, yes, yes

00:31:30Today, since I don't have my friends with me

00:31:36And I'm so bored

00:31:42I value the good times

00:31:47Today my dog isn't looking at me

00:31:52And that doesn't share the day

00:31:58I value the little things.

00:32:03I live in disillusionment, it's no coincidence

00:32:07I'm just looking for my opportunity

00:32:10Today I don't want to be

00:32:14Today's girl

00:32:28Vicenta, are you alright?

00:32:30I just don't know how to calculate so I'm not the person

00:32:32Look at all the croquettes I'm making

00:32:35Calm down, woman, leave that alone

00:32:37If what you have to do is leave home

00:32:39Where am I going to go all by myself?

00:32:40Are they going to break my bag?

00:32:41No, you'll see, make yourself beautiful

00:32:43We're going to bingo!

00:32:44No, Mauri, really

00:32:46I don't want to bother you.

00:32:46You have your own life

00:32:48There is a lot of work to do.

00:32:49I do

00:32:49But Fernando is free.

00:32:51He accompanies her

00:32:52He loves bingo at this time of day.

00:32:54Oh, really?

00:32:55Well, well, I like it.

00:32:56But neither...

00:32:57Okay, fine.

00:32:58It takes me three minutes

00:33:01See how easy it is to make someone happy?

00:33:03Yes, but what are you on about?

00:33:05I just can't carry it

00:33:06I need to finish the article

00:33:07Wait, hold on, hold on

00:33:07I love that you want to flatter me.

00:33:09To a higher being

00:33:10Based on seeking the happiness of others

00:33:12But why does it have to be at my expense?

00:33:14Fernando, I saw her crying in the kitchen

00:33:16While making croquettes

00:33:17Normal

00:33:17Making croquettes is depressing.

00:33:19Ask a psychologist

00:33:19It's the first thing they take away from you.

00:33:21Furthermore, whenever we have needed Vicenta

00:33:23She's been there

00:33:24Yes, and always when we haven't needed it.

00:33:25He's been there too

00:33:26I don't want to take her to bingo.

00:33:28Damn, that's absurd

00:33:29As if I had nothing else to do

00:33:30Fernando, which is a spiritual investment

00:33:32Then life gives it back to you.

00:33:33You'll see how tomorrow

00:33:34Something wonderful is happening to you.

00:33:36Oh, yes

00:33:36The same as touching a lint remover

00:33:38In the supermarket face scratch

00:33:40But you don't realize it

00:33:41That selfishness leads nowhere

00:33:42I do you many more favors

00:33:44That you to me

00:33:44I took your drag queen father out partying

00:33:46Take your Japanese clients to prostitutes

00:33:49Imagine what your life would be like

00:33:50If you didn't have me

00:33:51You would be alone

00:33:52Or worse

00:33:53With a woman

00:33:55Fernando

00:33:55You need to learn to say thank you.

00:33:57For everything that life has given you

00:33:58That there have been many things

00:34:00Okay, yes

00:34:00I'll take it

00:34:01Okay

00:34:01Of course, darling

00:34:02You'll see how good you're going to feel.

00:34:04When you return

00:34:05I won't argue with that.

00:34:08And how does this bingo thing work?

00:34:09Because I've never been to one in my life

00:34:10Oh, it's very complicated

00:34:12They give you a cardboard box full of numbers

00:34:13A man is saying them out loud

00:34:15And cross out the ones you have.

00:34:16Oh, and if you cross them all out

00:34:17Before anyone else

00:34:18You scream

00:34:19And what's so fun about that?

00:34:20At your age, I don't know.

00:34:21But at 70

00:34:22I think it's awesome!

00:34:24Look

00:34:25Your girl is already there

00:34:32I'm not okay, daughter.

00:34:34Why would I lie to you?

00:34:36I tried to rebuild my life

00:34:37With Daniela

00:34:39The Chilean woman I have at the clinic

00:34:41Performing periodontal cleaning

00:34:42But it was just sex.

00:34:45Over there

00:34:45In the dentist's chair

00:34:47He was ugly

00:34:49With the spittoon next to it

00:34:50Dad, dad

00:34:50Don't tell me those things

00:34:52I've missed your mother a lot

00:34:53A lot

00:34:54And you

00:34:55You just have to find the right moment

00:34:57I'll never find a woman like her

00:34:59We fit together so well

00:35:01We knew each other so well

00:35:02Every detail

00:35:04Every gesture

00:35:05Look

00:35:05I'll throw her a surprise party tomorrow.

00:35:07It's his birthday.

00:35:09Ah, yes

00:35:09But it's not in November

00:35:10Oh well, it doesn't matter.

00:35:12Buy her something nice

00:35:13Hey?

00:35:14The lettuce spinner does not

00:35:16I ordered that one myself

00:35:17I don't know

00:35:18A summer dress

00:35:20Hey?

00:35:21Or some shoes

00:35:22I don't know what size she is.

00:35:24But you didn't say you knew her that well

00:35:27Hey

00:35:28How long has it been since your last appointment?

00:35:30Okay, open your mouth.

00:35:31No

00:35:32Dad, not here

00:35:33Open, open, open

00:35:33Ah, ah, ah

00:35:37He is pushing the mule of judgment

00:35:40You need to get braces

00:35:42Yes, man

00:35:43I didn't lack

00:35:45But what's wrong with that?

00:35:47It's perfect.

00:35:4750 euros

00:35:49Well, you told me that's false about the gasoline.

00:35:51Who gave it to you?

00:35:52The herbs

00:35:53He asked me for change for the child.

00:35:54Through the courtyard

00:35:55Sure, he put it there for you.

00:35:56Seriously, suck it

00:35:57You don't get much out of your years.

00:35:58But how could Isabel do something like that to us?

00:36:00Oh, poor thing.

00:36:01She who is there all day

00:36:03Alright, smoking a pipe

00:36:04No, man

00:36:05He probably didn't notice.

00:36:06Oh, I'll tell you.

00:36:07Ingenuity, for God's sake!

00:36:08No, I'm so embarrassed

00:36:10We are the presidents

00:36:11Son, for God's sake

00:36:12Don't be cheap

00:36:13Cheap?

00:36:13That's 50 euros

00:36:15That's one square meter.

00:36:16Good quality floating floor

00:36:17He's always so deep

00:36:19And why don't you change it, huh?

00:36:20Do something, damn it!

00:36:21Go to the pharmacy and buy hormones

00:36:23Let's see if this works

00:36:24Don't mess with my sister

00:36:25That she has depression

00:36:26No, you'll tell me now.

00:36:27What do we do about this?

00:36:28I'm going for a walk

00:36:29Can you give me money?

00:36:31Yes, here, here

00:36:32Okay, 50 euros

00:36:32Have them exchange it for you somewhere.

00:36:34Ingenuity, for God's sake!

00:36:35I'll take care of the ticket.

00:36:36What's wrong with you?

00:36:38Here, go

00:36:38I want you home by 11, okay?

00:36:41Okay, okay, I'll try, eh

00:36:42But it all depends on the bus.

00:36:45But why does it have to be me?

00:36:47Who can tell him the time?

00:36:48It's because I'm always the bad guy in the movie

00:36:50No, no, I can't keep up.

00:36:52President, father, husband

00:36:53But how could I not like my job?

00:36:55It's far away

00:36:56I am alone

00:36:58So, who do I give this bill to?

00:37:01But there's still no one there.

00:37:02That I dislike him

00:37:03Can you give any ideas?

00:37:07Emilio, uncle

00:37:08Do you have condoms?

00:37:10Josemi, please

00:37:11You take away all the charm.

00:37:12Don't skip steps

00:37:14Look, I'm going to tell you the order

00:37:15A little kiss without tongue

00:37:16A little kiss with tongue

00:37:18External groping

00:37:19Internal groping

00:37:20Rubbing

00:37:21And then a big premiere

00:37:22In summer, on the wrist

00:37:23Yes, that's nice.

00:37:24But it's just in case.

00:37:25Just in case

00:37:27Look, here comes your petit suite

00:37:28Thank goodness

00:37:29Because I was about to leave.

00:37:30My parents are angry again.

00:37:32The psychologist at my school says

00:37:33That I have a dysfunctional family

00:37:36Well, like everyone else

00:37:37Hey, Candela

00:37:38How is your aunt?

00:37:39Is she still angry with me?

00:37:40No, no, don't worry.

00:37:41He says you're an idiot.

00:37:42And shit.

00:37:43Ah, okay, okay, okay

00:37:44So it's passing.

00:37:46Hey, be careful, okay?

00:37:47You are the future of this community

00:37:49Emilio

00:37:50My mother

00:37:50Look, look

00:37:53Tell me, ma'am

00:37:55Here, look

00:37:55Go to the supermarket and do my shopping.

00:37:57Hey?

00:37:59Oh no, no, no, no

00:38:00Excuse me

00:38:00But my jurisdiction ends there.

00:38:01Where the lamppost

00:38:02I just can't leave the house

00:38:04My sister is very depressed

00:38:06Because of you

00:38:07Then make the purchase by phone.

00:38:08If they bring it to your home for six euros

00:38:10And besides, it's really ugly

00:38:12Taking away the job of an undocumented immigrant

00:38:14Look

00:38:14We do one thing

00:38:15I'm going shopping

00:38:16And you, while you're going up

00:38:18To comfort Rachel

00:38:19Let's see

00:38:20What to buy

00:38:21But by God bless you

00:38:22Don't spread the word, okay?

00:38:24Yogurts

00:38:25You're taking these from the bottom of the pile, okay?

00:38:26Because...

00:38:26Let's see, the peaches

00:38:27They shouldn't be too soft

00:38:28Because if not...

00:38:29Okay, bye

00:38:30Listen

00:38:31One little thing and the money

00:38:32Go on

00:38:33Oh, I've let myself go

00:38:34The bag at home

00:38:36Well, look

00:38:37Then you go.

00:38:37Because otherwise

00:38:38They're about to close you down.

00:38:39And then I'll give it to you, okay?

00:38:40Wow!

00:38:43Dad, I'm leaving

00:38:44That he sent me

00:38:45To Doña Mamen's Supermarket

00:38:46Now it turns out

00:38:47That I am also

00:38:48The errand boy

00:38:49No way, man

00:38:49That's what's now called

00:38:50Super Staff

00:38:51Do they all have it?

00:38:53Hollywood stars?

00:38:54Well, that's it.

00:38:55I'm going to do the shopping for you.

00:38:57To Julia Roberts

00:38:59Hello

00:38:59That bring you together

00:39:03This place is very nice.

00:39:05You like it, huh?

00:39:05Yes a lot

00:39:06I had never been there before.

00:39:07Well, if I don't go out

00:39:08Well, we have to go out, woman.

00:39:08We have to leave

00:39:09Oh, where am I going to go?

00:39:10With that daughter I have?

00:39:11Me with Bethlehem

00:39:12I have never understood myself

00:39:13Hey, and look

00:39:14That I have tried

00:39:15May she be happy.

00:39:16That he does things

00:39:18Look, she's pointing it out

00:39:19Rhythmic Gymnastics

00:39:21Well, totally uncoordinated

00:39:23A Boy Scout

00:39:23And they stung her

00:39:25All mosquitoes

00:39:26Then swimming

00:39:27Synchronized

00:39:28Well, he says he was going to get it

00:39:29Water up the nose

00:39:30Do you think he gave me

00:39:31Thanks for something?

00:39:32No way.

00:39:33Maria Jesus

00:39:34With the children

00:39:35Is it your turn to get what's coming to you?

00:39:37Look at mine

00:39:37The eldest, Marica

00:39:39The little one

00:39:39An unbalanced

00:39:40And Lucia

00:39:41An unconscious one

00:39:42He's going to Somalia

00:39:44With an NGO

00:39:44She kidnaps the guerrillas

00:39:46I'll pay the ransom

00:39:47And you think he called me?

00:39:47To thank me?

00:39:48Or I don't know

00:39:49Just a little something

00:39:50I don't know

00:39:50A locally crafted figurine

00:39:53No way?

00:39:54That's ugly.

00:39:56What should I do?

00:39:57Send her more money

00:39:58We brought them into the world

00:40:00And we have to take care of them.

00:40:02But Jorge the eldest

00:40:04He doesn't need me at all

00:40:05He has his life all set.

00:40:07But Bethlehem

00:40:08This

00:40:09So lost

00:40:10The poor thing

00:40:10No

00:40:11I don't know

00:40:11Well, go back to her.

00:40:13Women

00:40:13Engage her

00:40:14If you still have time

00:40:17Oh, really, Rafael

00:40:18Thank you so much for your advice.

00:40:20It's obvious.

00:40:21You're a great dad

00:40:23You are welcome

00:40:24Women

00:40:27Rafael

00:40:28You're holding my hand

00:40:29Hey?

00:40:31Or if

00:40:32Does it bother you?

00:40:34No, no, no

00:40:35It's still

00:40:36I haven't finished.

00:40:37Peeling the shrimp

00:40:38Ah

00:40:38Sorry

00:40:39No, no, no

00:40:41I suck the head

00:40:42Ah

00:40:46No, love

00:40:47Let's go out another day.

00:40:48We're already here

00:40:48A little bit coupled

00:40:51And Paco is not well.

00:40:52No

00:40:54Okay, better

00:40:55See you tomorrow

00:40:56Yes, me too.

00:41:00Paco, what are you doing?

00:41:01Uncle

00:41:01Have I tried you?

00:41:03Do you bite your toenails?

00:41:04Bet you can't reach it!

00:41:05No, I don't think so.

00:41:08And if these are the things

00:41:09What I couldn't do with Lourdes

00:41:10And if that

00:41:10If I'm going to think

00:41:11That I'm crazy

00:41:12As if we hadn't

00:41:13We've all tried it at some point.

00:41:15Well, a while ago

00:41:15I already left it.

00:41:17Hey, are you sure you don't want to?

00:41:18No dinner?

00:41:19No

00:41:19Do you know what we're going to do?

00:41:20We're going out partying

00:41:21To celebrate freedom

00:41:22I'm going to take a shower

00:41:24Well, there's no shower

00:41:24You'll have to go down to the goal.

00:41:26Hey Paco

00:41:26I don't know if in your state

00:41:28The best thing is for us to go out there

00:41:29TO...

00:41:29But why?

00:41:30Dude, I'm fine

00:41:31How do you see me?

00:41:33Good

00:41:34Clear

00:41:34Because I'm perfectly fine

00:41:36I just want to go out with a friend

00:41:38Let's have a drink

00:41:39Instead of staying here at home

00:41:40Thinking of my daughter

00:41:41Of the great whore

00:41:41That has ruined my life

00:41:42And the one I'm paying for

00:41:43Half house

00:41:45Okay, okay

00:41:46That's how we get some air

00:41:48Very good

00:41:49Come on, let's go!

00:41:54Thank you very much, Emilio

00:41:55You're an angel

00:41:56Let it be known that I am doing this

00:41:57Because you are the first lady

00:42:00Mr. President

00:42:03Hi, Raquel

00:42:09You have to give it time

00:42:11She was very hurt

00:42:12Well

00:42:13At least he exercises.

00:42:15Every time he sees you

00:42:16He runs away

00:42:18It was 46 euros

00:42:21With 3 cents

00:42:22The 3 cents

00:42:23They charge them for being a nuisance.

00:42:24Because otherwise I don't understand it

00:42:25Take, 50

00:42:26Keep the change, okay?

00:42:28Wow!

00:42:29Wow, what a tip, huh?

00:42:30Yes, yes, yes, yes

00:42:31I'll put this in.

00:42:32As an extraordinary contribution

00:42:33In my pension fund

00:42:34And I'm transcribing it, okay?

00:42:35That

00:42:36We need to think about the future

00:42:38Well

00:42:42Did you see?

00:42:43What coconut do I have?

00:42:44Yeah

00:42:44Taking advantage of the goalkeeper

00:42:45A stroke of genius

00:42:46Beam

00:42:47Yes, it's me.

00:42:50Yes, yes

00:42:51Yeah

00:42:51Okay, okay

00:42:52Now someone's going there

00:42:53No problem

00:42:59Who was he?

00:43:01The police station

00:43:01They have arrested the girl

00:43:03What have they arrested?

00:43:04But why?

00:43:04Why was she arrested?

00:43:05I don't know, they've caught her

00:43:06With another guy

00:43:07On a stolen motorcycle

00:43:08God!

00:43:09Come on

00:43:09Come on, get up

00:43:10Let's go

00:43:11Oh well

00:43:12We have to make you the first one, right?

00:43:13They always make you wait there.

00:43:16Why is it that every time I'm with you

00:43:18Does something terrible have to happen to me?

00:43:19Well, I don't know.

00:43:20But at least you don't get bored.

00:43:23There they are

00:43:26So Miguel, how could you even think of stealing a motorcycle?

00:43:28That she didn't steal it

00:43:29A colleague lent it to me.

00:43:30I had no idea

00:43:31See, calm down

00:43:32It wasn't him

00:43:33His criminal friends were his friends.

00:43:35But you don't realize it

00:43:36What if you get booked for a crime?

00:43:38That will be on your resume forever.

00:43:40And when you're older, you can't hold any public office.

00:43:42I don't think that worries him much.

00:43:44We need to put pressure on.

00:43:44On the other hand

00:43:46Candela, daughter

00:43:47Hey, Juan!

00:43:48Do you want something?

00:43:49I'm going to go over to the burger place for a moment.

00:43:50So, it was your son

00:43:52I should have known.

00:43:54But what about you?

00:43:55Why did you have to get on a motorcycle with the cow?

00:43:57What did you call me?

00:43:59Mame, calm down.

00:44:00But it's already done...

00:44:01And you shut up

00:44:01Because I'm already here

00:44:02I'll report you anyway

00:44:03You tried to pass me a counterfeit bill.

00:44:06I haven't tried

00:44:07I haven't managed it

00:44:08But without any malice.

00:44:11Candela, let's go

00:44:11Our friendship is over, huh?

00:44:13Mame, please

00:44:14Let's talk

00:44:15Well

00:44:15It's not like we're losing much.

00:44:17Eugenio, let's go

00:44:21Look

00:44:22I think this

00:44:23I fixed the kitchen for her.

00:44:26José Miguel, son

00:44:27What have I done wrong?

00:44:28Where have I gone wrong with you?

00:44:33Do you want an amelete?

00:44:34So you can get over my liking?

00:44:35But how can it be false?

00:44:37If it can't be

00:44:37Everything is in its place

00:44:39Clear

00:44:39It's the same as the little stool.

00:44:41Not Vicenta

00:44:42It must have already happened

00:44:43For the entire community

00:44:44And in the end it's over

00:44:46Where it had to end

00:44:48Well, I don't see the point.

00:44:49What do you want me to say?

00:44:51Damn, well, sweaty

00:44:51Come and tell him

00:44:52Let him shove it in.

00:44:53Wherever it fits

00:44:54But how am I going to tell him that?

00:44:55Dad is the president's wife

00:44:57Such a deceived son

00:44:58Like a Chinese person

00:45:00Go on, look

00:45:02I just had an idea

00:45:03Who are you calling?

00:45:06Bitch, happy

00:45:07Tell me

00:45:08Uh, yes, look

00:45:09It was to place an order

00:45:10Two spring rolls

00:45:12Further

00:45:13Rice, three delights

00:45:15Further

00:45:15Chicken with almonds

00:45:16Further

00:45:17No, nothing more

00:45:18I'm not doing myself any good.

00:45:18Order me a hot and sour soup

00:45:20Psst, cane

00:45:2121 with 40

00:45:23Do you need change?

00:45:24Uh, yes, yes, yes

00:45:25I have a 50 euro note

00:45:26Motorcycle over there

00:45:28That?

00:45:30What did he say?

00:45:32See?

00:45:32How easy

00:45:33That's it

00:45:34So what are you staring at so much?

00:45:36Give me the turn now.

00:45:36My rolls are going to get cold.

00:45:38No, this is not good

00:45:39But what do you mean it's not good?

00:45:40If it's 50 euros

00:45:41From the European Central Bank

00:45:43That's good, good

00:45:43No, you want to deceive me

00:45:45Hey, be careful, okay?

00:45:46Nobody here wants to deceive anyone

00:45:48Son, be careful.

00:45:49It has a hand-like face.

00:45:51Like a Jackie Chan movie

00:45:52You can't, person.

00:45:53Your paca

00:45:54Either you move, food

00:45:55Hey, that's disrespectful, huh?

00:45:57I'm still sending you

00:45:58Go get a complaint form, eh

00:46:00I'm calling the police

00:46:01No, no, no, no, bring

00:46:02Let's see if I have anything loose.

00:46:06Dad, do you have 20 euros there?

00:46:08Man, I'll let you have it.

00:46:09But you have to start washing the tea yourself

00:46:11Go on, bring it here now

00:46:13Take

00:46:14Exactly, huh

00:46:15You'll be happy, won't you?

00:46:17Thank you

00:46:18Cagüiche

00:46:20Cagüiche, cagüiche

00:46:20What a bastard

00:46:22It's very difficult to fool them now.

00:46:24They are an emerging world power

00:46:26Well, I'm not going to settle for this.

00:46:28Who should I put it on?

00:46:29The basis of capitalism

00:46:31It's deceiving good people.

00:46:33Choose your victim wisely

00:46:39Hi Mauri, how are you?

00:46:40Did I catch you in the act?

00:46:41Yeah

00:46:41I'm working

00:46:42But it's okay.

00:46:43Do you need anything?

00:46:44Yes, look

00:46:45I'm having a romantic dinner at home

00:46:46I met an antenna installer

00:46:49And it turns out I've realized

00:46:50That I don't have any bottles of wine

00:46:51Let's see if you can send me a couple of them

00:46:54To see if I succeed and...

00:46:55Emilio

00:46:55My wine is very special

00:46:57It's not three euros a liter

00:46:58No, no, no, no

00:46:59Yes, I know.

00:46:59I'll pay you.

00:47:01No, I'll give them to you.

00:47:02Just kidding, man

00:47:03But how am I going to charge you for them?

00:47:05No, Mauri

00:47:05Really

00:47:06Really

00:47:06Otherwise, I'll feel really bad.

00:47:08Charge me something

00:47:09Did you get the ticket?

00:47:12Miss Lopez

00:47:12Please move along

00:47:13Don't be silly.

00:47:14What jumps

00:47:15Lately, they're deceiving you about everything.

00:47:16With the banknotes

00:47:17With penises

00:47:18But I know what happened to your mouth

00:47:20You've had a stroke

00:47:22Take

00:47:22I'll give you two reservations

00:47:23No, but Mauri

00:47:24For God's sake

00:47:24Charge me something

00:47:25Even if it's a symbolic amount

00:47:27Come on

00:47:27Give me a euro

00:47:28Take

00:47:29Do you have change?

00:47:30Fuck

00:47:33Wait

00:47:33I don't know if it's

00:47:34Twenty, thirty, forty, forty

00:47:36No, no, no

00:47:37That's it, that's it, that's it

00:47:37Really

00:47:38Thanks a lot

00:47:39He saved my life.

00:47:40I'll pick up your trash from your home this week.

00:47:42We're like one big family.

00:47:44We need to help each other.

00:47:45Sure, sure

00:47:46It's wonderful that there are good people in the world

00:47:47Good night

00:47:49Good night

00:47:49Hello, Emilio

00:47:50Hello

00:47:51Mauri

00:47:51How was our bingo game?

00:47:53Vicenta, how wonderful!

00:47:54I'm very happy to hear it

00:47:55Come on

00:47:56Good night

00:47:59Hey, where's Fernando?

00:48:00She told me she was staying for a little while.

00:48:02That now he was coming

00:48:02Where? At the bingo hall?

00:48:05For me, there comes a point

00:48:06The numbers are piling up on me

00:48:07And I start crossing out anything

00:48:08What we have read

00:48:10She told me about when you went to Ibiza

00:48:12Where your erection is on the nudist beach

00:48:14That you had to stay for seven hours

00:48:15Face down on the towel

00:48:17It happens to you a lot, huh?

00:48:19Yes, it's a congenital problem I have

00:48:21Hello

00:48:22Take a rest

00:48:24Likewise

00:48:30Where were you, fish, grandma?

00:48:32Did you have plans with someone and keep quiet about it?

00:48:34No way.

00:48:34My father found a cavity in me

00:48:36He took me to the clinic

00:48:38And they've run the tooth over me.

00:48:39The anesthesia is still lasting.

00:48:41What was I saying, that I noticed something strange about your mouth?

00:48:44I'm going to sleep because tomorrow I have a very long day ahead of me.

00:48:46No, no, no, wait, wait

00:48:47You don't go into your room

00:48:49Because?

00:48:51Your mother has returned

00:48:53I'm going to say hello.

00:48:55She's not alone

00:48:57What do you mean she's not alone?

00:48:59He's with Batman

00:49:00God

00:49:01I'm telling you, Rafael

00:49:03Sure, sure

00:49:05What have you been having for dinner with the grass?

00:49:07Oops!

00:49:09No!

00:49:14Holy shit!

00:49:15Love has triumphed

00:49:17Tomorrow she won't get up to make us juice.

00:49:23I'm Fernando Navarro and I'm very busy

00:49:25Leave me a message

00:49:27Honey, I don't want to be the typical clingy boyfriend

00:49:29Because it reminds me of my mother

00:49:30But what do you think you're going to achieve now?

00:49:32Then you'll come back wanting sex.

00:49:34And not

00:49:35I'm closing up shop at two o'clock sharp.

00:49:38I'm going to bed, a kiss

00:49:50That?

00:50:08This is rigged.

00:50:09Hey, are you okay?

00:50:12We're going home, it's two in the morning

00:50:14These people from the family

00:50:15Wait, wait, wait for the last one

00:50:16Miss

00:50:16Five for me and five for my friend, please

00:50:19Financial item.

00:50:21One more and we're off, okay?

00:50:22Yes, that's right.

00:50:23Damn, am I the only one who hasn't called a line?

00:50:25Even the employees laugh at me.

00:50:27No.

00:50:28Look at that one.

00:50:28And what are you looking at, huh?

00:50:29Please, please.

00:50:32Sorry, this bill is counterfeit.

00:50:34What do you mean it's fake?

00:50:35Well, give him another one, come on, let's start now.

00:50:36I'm not taking any more.

00:50:37Do you accept cards?

00:50:38Give him the card, come on.

00:50:40You bastard, Emilio.

00:50:42Grab the marker.

00:50:44You have to put it like this.

00:50:45And you have to look at the ones above, below.

00:50:46Yes?

00:50:47Come on, it's starting.

00:50:4854.

00:50:48You look like you, don't you?

00:50:49Yes, 54.

00:50:50Do you have 54 here?

00:50:51I'll cross it out now.

00:50:5357, 37.

00:50:55Tenero from Cuba, Cuba, Cuba.

00:50:58Shut up, dude, shut up.

00:50:59Or at least change the song.

00:51:01La, la, la.

00:51:02La, la, la.

00:51:04Oh, I feel so bad, man.

00:51:06I'm going to the bathroom.

00:51:07Oh no, I'm busy.

00:51:09I'll be right back.

00:51:11Honey, you have a curious concept

00:51:12about what it's like to be stuck at home.

00:51:14What are you doing here?

00:51:16Well, I made a copy of the keys.

00:51:17I'm your girlfriend.

00:51:19Is there a problem with me having some of your keys?

00:51:21No, no, no, but...

00:51:24Dear.

00:51:24Where is this relationship headed?

00:51:26If Paco finally gets a little more cheerful and we go out and...

00:51:31Dude, don't throw up on the landing, damn it.

00:51:34Pablo, come here, we're talking, okay?

00:51:37Marta, look, I don't think it's very healthy for the couple if you sneak into my house either.

00:51:40And you wait for me in the dark here in the planosphere.

00:51:42Ah, so, I see, I see how much you care about me.

00:51:46Honey, don't be immature, let's talk.

00:51:49No, no, leave me alone, because you and I are already finished.

00:51:53Oh!

00:51:54Oh my God, how disgusting!

00:51:58I'm going to call Lourdes so she can see how happy I am.

00:52:01Paco, Paco, it's two in the morning.

00:52:03This car, this car!

00:52:04Bitch!

00:52:04Let me!

00:52:05Mother?

00:52:06Mother?

00:52:08Sorry, I made a mistake.

00:52:10Dude, man, I'm playing in the background.

00:52:12My wife has ruined my life, man.

00:52:14I don't have anything!

00:52:15It has lasted me as a human being!

00:52:16Paco, Paco, come on, have a little bit, okay?

00:52:19Look, lie down on the bed here, okay?

00:52:20Lie down like this, very good, very good.

00:52:22And rest, okay?

00:52:23Time for bed, okay?

00:52:24Time for bed.

00:52:25Good evening, Lourdes.

00:52:27Good night.

00:52:30It's incredible.

00:52:32Emilio knew this bill was counterfeit.

00:52:33And he's deceiving me with all his nerve.

00:52:35And I go and give him two bottles of wine.

00:52:37This!

00:52:37That?

00:52:38Haven't you heard?

00:52:39They're calling out numbers.

00:52:40They said 52.

00:52:41Are you listening to me?

00:52:43Yeah.

00:52:43I'm saying that our goalkeeper is a piece of trash.

00:52:46And to top it all off, I have to go down to the bank tomorrow.

00:52:47to return this.

00:52:49It cannot remain in circulation.

00:52:50Who do you think you are?

00:52:51Is the Bank of Spain going to give you a medal?

00:52:52Or what will make you citizen of the year?

00:52:54Excuse me, it's civic responsibility.

00:52:56I don't want them to name a street after me.

00:52:58It's the same if they put it on.

00:52:59Pringado Avenue or Pardillo Promenade.

00:53:02What are you saying?

00:53:02Do I have to do the same thing they did to me?

00:53:04No, I'm just saying that right now you're the idiot.

00:53:06who kept the ticket.

00:53:07Okay, good night.

00:53:09I'm calling a meeting tomorrow to get rid of Emilio.

00:53:11Let's see, please.

00:53:12With how well things are going in the community now,

00:53:14You have to be alive and suffer from cancer.

00:53:1975!

00:53:207, 5!

00:53:21Go to sleep, darling, please.

00:53:23Already.

00:53:29I already know that I don't have much time left.

00:53:32No way, man, you're still a kid.

00:53:34Come on, have a little sip of chinchón.

00:53:38And I've achieved almost everything in life.

00:53:41My only regret is not having found true love.

00:53:46Dude, it's never too late.

00:53:47Love at first sight comes when you least expect it.

00:53:49Right?

00:53:50Completely.

00:53:52Oh, what do you think about doing something crazy?

00:53:55Shall we get married, you and I?

00:53:56You dress up as Elvis and I'll dress up as Pantoja.

00:54:00Amancio.

00:54:01I always said that on the Mayan route

00:54:03He was going to give a lot of money.

00:54:07Cancun, Guanajuato,

00:54:09Chichicastenango,

00:54:10Palenque...

00:54:11What does it say?

00:54:13This guy's lost it.

00:54:14I think it would be perfect for a flashy wedding.

00:54:19Amancio.

00:54:20Let's take a little walk around the garden.

00:54:23Why are you taking it if we were talking?

00:54:25Do you think I'm an idiot?

00:54:27I've been taking care of him for five years.

00:54:28Amancio's money is for me.

00:54:30I've earned every single euro I have.

00:54:32You don't know that love has no barriers.

00:54:34Look, if you really thought you were going to come here

00:54:35And you're going to take it away from me overnight?

00:54:37You are very wrong.

00:54:39I'm the one in charge here.

00:54:41And be very careful.

00:54:43Don't make a mistake with your medicines.

00:54:46Fuck.

00:54:47This is war.

00:54:49We need to hurry.

00:54:50Call Father Miguel.

00:54:51Okay, I'll help you.

00:54:53But we're going halfway, okay?

00:54:55Yes, indeed.

00:54:56No, it's just that I'm worried.

00:54:57Paco is not well.

00:54:58Yes, but you're his friend

00:54:59And friends are there to support each other.

00:55:01No, no, no, it's not right here.

00:55:03Suddenly he gets a rush

00:55:04or suddenly it sinks

00:55:05or tries to bite their toenails

00:55:07or puts on the bathrobe with the hood

00:55:08and start sweeping with the broom,

00:55:09Jedi-like.

00:55:11Oh, oh, oh, oh.

00:55:12Yes, he does spend a lot of time alone.

00:55:13He's in his own world, like a little pocholo.

00:55:15And he married Lourdes.

00:55:16That needs to be left in fixed queues.

00:55:18It's because Marta dumped me last night.

00:55:19Ah, he's free now.

00:55:20That's good to know.

00:55:22And to top it all off, it's my turn today.

00:55:23suck the video store.

00:55:23Because this, between the hangover and the comedown,

00:55:25He doesn't get up until eight in the evening.

00:55:26Who am I supposed to stay with?

00:55:27I am very quiet.

00:55:29What's up, everyone?

00:55:30Hey, Pablo,

00:55:30I'm going to stop by home

00:55:31to collect the rest of my things.

00:55:32So I'm finally settling in, huh?

00:55:34Give me the closet spot, buddy.

00:55:35Have you told them about last night's party?

00:55:37I was working on it.

00:55:38Oh, so he threw up on the landing, huh?

00:55:40He has to tell me.

00:55:41Yes, nobody is getting on.

00:55:42That's up to you, okay?

00:55:43Okay, this is going to be

00:55:44the best stage of our lives.

00:55:45You'll see.

00:55:46We'll get through it.

00:55:49It looks like he's staying, doesn't it?

00:55:51Okay, but it will only be a few days.

00:55:53until the kid rents something.

00:55:55What will be rented?

00:55:55With the salary he has.

00:55:56If you are paying half the mortgage to the other one.

00:55:58If Lourdes and he

00:55:59They made such a good couple.

00:56:00Well, wait.

00:56:01He went to see her.

00:56:02Maybe they'll make peace or something.

00:56:03Yes, for God's sake.

00:56:04May love triumph.

00:56:04Josemi, can you step outside for a moment?

00:56:06Yes, yes.

00:56:11My motorcycle?

00:56:11That it was stolen.

00:56:13He stopped me at the police station and took it from me.

00:56:14Damn, I got myself into trouble because of you.

00:56:17What are you telling me for?

00:56:18I want my motorcycle.

00:56:18Okay, go to the police station.

00:56:19Maybe they'll give it to you.

00:56:21But who do you think you are?

00:56:22What are you talking about, huh, kid?

00:56:23Look, they're giving it to me tomorrow.

00:56:24the 1,500 euros it costs

00:56:25And you're not going to have any problems, okay?

00:56:28What's happening?

00:56:29What's wrong with you here?

00:56:31Come on, come on.

00:56:31Good vibes, good vibes.

00:56:33Well, the topic is a bit loose, isn't it?

00:56:47And they leave without their helmets.

00:56:49The idiots.

00:56:51They won't crack their heads open, will they?

00:56:52Those kids are shady, huh?

00:56:54I know them from the neighborhood,

00:56:56They are mafias.

00:56:57José Miguel, why do you hang out with me?

00:56:59with those people

00:56:59having normal friends

00:57:01Like us?

00:57:02Hey, you wouldn't happen to have 1,500 euros, would you?

00:57:04to leave me, right?

00:57:08Bethlehem, rise up.

00:57:09Let's have breakfast.

00:57:11Who is toast?

00:57:14Nativity scene.

00:57:16Move over there, man.

00:57:17Move over there.

00:57:18We've made you some juice

00:57:19multifruit

00:57:20to start the day

00:57:21with energy.

00:57:22So much vitality

00:57:23in the morning.

00:57:25What is this?

00:57:25A telepromotion?

00:57:26It's just that the morning

00:57:27It looks interesting.

00:57:29Your mother still

00:57:30in the room with Batman.

00:57:33Let's see, I was already thinking

00:57:34that she had dreamed it.

00:57:39I'm falling for little things

00:57:40for the birthday.

00:57:42A patient was coming in

00:57:43mine, humorist,

00:57:44But yesterday I made him

00:57:45three root canals

00:57:45and they can no longer understand him

00:57:46nothing to do with the jokes.

00:57:47Hello.

00:57:48Hi, we're Bea and Ana

00:57:50about the wedding, do you remember?

00:57:51Clear.

00:57:51But, Dad, it's not necessary

00:57:52that you stay

00:57:53and we already organized it

00:57:54all.

00:57:54No way, man,

00:57:55No, no, no.

00:57:55That makes me happy.

00:57:57Today I reconcile

00:57:58with your mother.

00:57:59And look,

00:57:59What shoes have I bought her?

00:58:01Oh, how delicious.

00:58:02Everyone

00:58:03to inflate balloons.

00:58:04Yes, and the child too.

00:58:05Come and see.

00:58:08God exists.

00:58:09He came to see me.

00:58:11Well, he's not the only one.

00:58:14Maria Jesus,

00:58:15I didn't know you were here.

00:58:19Oh,

00:58:20What a surprise, huh?

00:58:23Happy Birthday.

00:58:25I bought you

00:58:27one little thing,

00:58:29but what do I have

00:58:30to wrap it.

00:58:31Already.

00:58:33The girl and I

00:58:34Let's go to the kitchen

00:58:35Let's make some coffee, huh?

00:58:37And you stay here

00:58:38Talking to the girls, huh?

00:58:41Tell him things

00:58:42of lesbians.

00:58:45Well.

00:58:48We released the balloons.

00:58:50Sorry,

00:58:51you

00:58:51You have a smile

00:58:53very pretty,

00:58:54but

00:58:55a little overbite.

00:58:57Thank you.

00:58:58Let's see,

00:58:59Open your mouth.

00:59:00But can we know?

00:59:01What is your father doing here?

00:59:02Mother,

00:59:03really,

00:59:03What you're doing is really intense.

00:59:04It's just that it's very strong.

00:59:05Hey, hey, hey,

00:59:05hey,

00:59:06Didn't you want to?

00:59:06that I would come back to live with you?

00:59:07Well yes,

00:59:08but don't drag me in

00:59:09Batman in bed.

00:59:10But why haven't you

00:59:11have you gone home?

00:59:12Son,

00:59:12if it wasn't planned.

00:59:13He brought me here

00:59:14and at the time of this dismo

00:59:15well, we let ourselves go

00:59:16driven by passion.

00:59:18How are we going to leave?

00:59:19to the chalet

00:59:19What's up in the middle of nowhere?

00:59:20No,

00:59:20not to the chalet,

00:59:21to the third A

00:59:22which is in front.

00:59:22No,

00:59:23that she's going to rent it

00:59:23who no longer has the keys

00:59:24and has given them to them

00:59:25to an agency.

00:59:25Well,

00:59:26So, to Jorge's house,

00:59:27I don't know.

00:59:27Ah, yes,

00:59:27clear,

00:59:28there with the girls.

00:59:29Grandma's going there

00:59:30to bring candy,

00:59:31no to throwing powders.

00:59:33Hey,

00:59:33Besides, it's already done.

00:59:34What does it matter?

00:59:34No,

00:59:34What does it matter?

00:59:35No,

00:59:35What does it matter?

00:59:36No,

00:59:36that you have dad

00:59:37and outside blowing up balloons

00:59:38Looking forward to sorting things out between you two.

00:59:40Hey?

00:59:40Well yes,

00:59:41that we are organizing for you

00:59:42a birthday party.

00:59:44That's it.

00:59:44But since when have I celebrated

00:59:45Me, birthdays?

00:59:47Oh,

00:59:48You have to see it to believe it.

00:59:51for once,

00:59:52for once

00:59:53what do I think of?

00:59:53whoop it up.

00:59:55Go and bring your father to me.

00:59:56What can I give you?

01:00:03Your daughter and I

01:00:04Let's make the bed

01:00:05Just a moment.

01:00:06Yeah,

01:00:06between the two

01:00:07We do it faster.

01:00:11Dad,

01:00:11Hey?

01:00:13Moses,

01:00:14breakfast.

01:00:15No,

01:00:15get up,

01:00:15we have a problem.

01:00:17My husband is out there.

01:00:18Hey?

01:00:19My husband.

01:00:21And what is he doing here?

01:00:22My daughter,

01:00:23that she's stupid.

01:00:23Mother,

01:00:24I just wanted to help.

01:00:25That you're no good at helping,

01:00:26which is only useful for getting help.

01:00:27But don't worry,

01:00:28I'm going to talk to you.

01:00:29Yes, man.

01:00:30Now that you look at it,

01:00:30that a thirst for adultery

01:00:31and keep the house.

01:00:32No,

01:00:32You stay here

01:00:33until he leaves.

01:00:34But I have a meeting.

01:00:35Well,

01:00:35Well, you wait.

01:00:36Rafael,

01:00:36You wait.

01:00:37Someone bring me

01:00:37breakfast,

01:00:38at least.

01:00:39Breakfast is included.

01:00:40Sorry,

01:00:41Emilio has called

01:00:42that there is an urgent meeting.

01:00:43Oh,

01:00:44my daughter,

01:00:52How are you?

01:00:53All good,

01:00:53No?

01:00:54Yeah,

01:00:55awesome.

01:00:56Yeah.

01:00:58I have coconut,

01:00:59cut pineapple,

01:01:00here,

01:01:01dude,

01:01:02Gregory,

01:01:02please,

01:01:03wait for the pleas

01:01:03and questions.

01:01:04Well,

01:01:05The word has already spread

01:01:05and parallel businesses have been set up,

01:01:07like at the doors

01:01:07of the football fields.

01:01:08Yeah,

01:01:09We are getting more and more viewers.

01:01:11Hello.

01:01:12Mauri,

01:01:12It's the second meeting

01:01:13that you're calling in two days.

01:01:15We need to control ourselves a little.

01:01:16Yeah,

01:01:17The sun beats down on us here

01:01:17and you wouldn't believe it.

01:01:18What has happened now?

01:01:19Has it appeared to you?

01:01:20The Virgin Mary in the bathroom?

01:01:22No,

01:01:22You'll understand me right away.

01:01:24I want to ask

01:01:24the dismissal of Emilio

01:01:25as a goalkeeper

01:01:26of this property

01:01:26for being a swindler.

01:01:27Last night he gave me

01:01:28a counterfeit 50 euro bill

01:01:30knowing that it was false.

01:01:31No,

01:01:31careful,

01:01:32Let's see if I'm going to pay

01:01:33I'm here for everyone now.

01:01:34Me,

01:01:34He foisted the bill on me

01:01:35Mrs. Mamen,

01:01:36who humiliated me

01:01:37as a goalkeeper

01:01:37and forced me

01:01:38to do the shopping for him.

01:01:39Clear,

01:01:39because he put it on me

01:01:40the herbs.

01:01:41And to us, Bethlehem,

01:01:42that he tricked us into doing it

01:01:43in your quota

01:01:43of the community.

01:01:44But why Bea and Ana

01:01:45They paid me with that.

01:01:46the rent.

01:01:46Hey,

01:01:47Vicenta gave it to me

01:01:48for washing the dog

01:01:49that he never brings it.

01:01:50Go on,

01:01:50if we have the boxes full.

01:01:52I'll take the ticket

01:01:53I think Juan gave it to me.

01:01:54What about me?

01:01:55Lady,

01:01:55Don't make things up.

01:01:56Well,

01:01:56It doesn't matter.

01:01:58I mean,

01:01:58that everyone

01:01:58We have been scammed

01:01:59to everyone.

01:02:00We have demolished

01:02:01good intentions

01:02:02to live together in peace

01:02:02for 50 dirty euros.

01:02:04Hey,

01:02:05I am a poor retired woman

01:02:06And that's one-fifth.

01:02:07from my pension.

01:02:07For me, that's two days.

01:02:09spraying cologne on people.

01:02:10Mauri,

01:02:11Do you know what Paloma was doing?

01:02:11with 50 euros?

01:02:12We ate for a week

01:02:14and he bought us clothes.

01:02:15Yeah,

01:02:15all top brands.

01:02:17Well,

01:02:18I assume I have some neighbors

01:02:19who are scum.

01:02:20But this bill

01:02:21We need to take it to the bank

01:02:21so that they can remove it

01:02:22of the circulation.

01:02:23Mauri,

01:02:23Don't be a fool.

01:02:24According to the internet

01:02:25There are 30,000 tickets

01:02:26of 50 fakes

01:02:27circulating

01:02:28through the eurozone.

01:02:29I don't care.

01:02:30There will be one less.

01:02:31Mauri is right.

01:02:33Bring,

01:02:33I am the president

01:02:34And I'll take care of it.

01:02:35to take it.

01:02:36You have disappointed me.

01:02:38All.

01:02:39What do you want me to say?

01:02:40I think it's silly.

01:02:41lose that money

01:02:42being able to put it on

01:02:43to anyone

01:02:44who is not a neighbor.

01:02:45I tried

01:02:46with a Chinese delivery man

01:02:47But there was no way.

01:02:48Well,

01:02:48some way

01:02:49He'll have to get him out of here

01:02:50or are we the only building

01:02:52of the city's fools.

01:02:53300,000 euros

01:02:55They can play today.

01:02:57I bring luck.

01:02:58300,000 euros

01:03:00The touch

01:03:01smells perfect.

01:03:02No,

01:03:03careful,

01:03:03that these people

01:03:04She is very well trained.

01:03:06300,000 euros

01:03:08Good day to the coupon!

01:03:09Hello,

01:03:10hello.

01:03:11What's the coupon worth today?

01:03:12Two euros.

01:03:13Well,

01:03:14Well, here you go.

01:03:14Give me 25.

01:03:15Fuck,

01:03:16Did he read your palm?

01:03:17A gypsy?

01:03:17It's a gift.

01:03:18to my colleagues.

01:03:20We must be generous

01:03:21in life.

01:03:22Well,

01:03:23This is the last straw.

01:03:24Are we going to abuse it?

01:03:25of a valid minus?

01:03:26Juan,

01:03:26in this society

01:03:27There are no offenders

01:03:28nor guilty,

01:03:30only strong

01:03:30and weak.

01:03:31Well,

01:03:32You are young

01:03:32and idealistic,

01:03:33you have nothing

01:03:33What can I say?

01:03:34And let it end

01:03:35in five

01:03:36He doesn't have any.

01:03:37And me in eight,

01:03:38please.

01:03:39No,

01:03:39He's right.

01:03:40This is beyond repair.

01:03:41There are no principles anymore,

01:03:43nor moral,

01:03:43neither...

01:03:44Well,

01:03:45we smoked a pipe

01:03:46and they pass us by.

01:03:48Not here,

01:03:49Not here,

01:03:51Not here,

01:03:51here in Viva.

01:03:54Hello,

01:03:54I go to the gym.

01:03:55Wait,

01:03:55wait,

01:03:56wait,

01:03:56what are you doing?

01:04:00Fernando,

01:04:01What is this?

01:04:02It's for putting

01:04:03a little mark

01:04:03in the seat

01:04:04of the bike.

01:04:04It's always

01:04:05They're raising it for me,

01:04:05going down.

01:04:07Well,

01:04:08Okay,

01:04:08It's because the markers

01:04:09what's in the room

01:04:09They are dry,

01:04:10They don't cross out the numbers properly.

01:04:12Fernando,

01:04:12you're getting hooked

01:04:13to bingo,

01:04:13That's how it all begins.

01:04:14Mario,

01:04:15please,

01:04:15that I'm not the papatan.

01:04:16That's the classic phrase

01:04:18of the gambling addict.

01:04:18What's happening?

01:04:19What, I won't be able to

01:04:19go out into the street

01:04:20Never again in my life

01:04:21Or what?

01:04:21No,

01:04:21just no,

01:04:22and with fewer markers.

01:04:23Come on,

01:04:23to keep Vicente company,

01:04:24that we are alone.

01:04:25Well,

01:04:25I can take the computer with me

01:04:26at least,

01:04:26Because I can work, yes.

01:04:27No?

01:04:28Yeah,

01:04:29Yeah,

01:04:29But leave your ID there.

01:04:30and the wallet.

01:04:31Fuck.

01:04:32And the driver's license?

01:04:33Yes,

01:04:33that everything is here.

01:04:34Okay.

01:04:35Well, let's see,

01:04:36sometimes,

01:04:36Hey?

01:04:37Wait.

01:04:37That?

01:04:38Raise your arms.

01:04:39That?

01:04:41Already,

01:04:41Hey?

01:04:47Paco isn't coming,

01:04:48Why is it taking so long?

01:04:50Well,

01:04:50Calm down,

01:04:51That's a good sign.

01:04:52The same has happened

01:04:52beautiful reconciliation

01:04:54with tears and sex.

01:04:55Now they will be in the post-coital phase

01:04:56thinking about the name

01:04:57of the child they are going to have.

01:04:59The boy,

01:05:00trunk,

01:05:01He's giving me a lot of garlic

01:05:03that whore.

01:05:04That's for professionals.

01:05:06Let's see,

01:05:06José Mari,

01:05:06Are we friends?

01:05:07Or are we not friends?

01:05:09Pussy,

01:05:09Don't let me down.

01:05:16Paquito,

01:05:17You had us on edge.

01:05:18Where were you?

01:05:19And your luggage?

01:05:20Have you arranged things with Lourdes for us?

01:05:23Lourdes is with someone else.

01:05:27She's with someone else!

01:05:28And he got caught on the sofa

01:05:30Watching my TV!

01:05:32And on top of everything, he loved me!

01:05:33Give away the clothes!

01:05:34Man,

01:05:34There's always a hole.

01:05:35for a torn seam.

01:05:36My God,

01:05:37Paquito,

01:05:37calm down

01:05:38that you're going to have a heart attack,

01:05:38Hey?

01:05:39Sit down,

01:05:40May the force be with you.

01:05:41But it's okay.

01:05:43I have your dog.

01:05:48I've kidnapped him

01:05:50down the clothesline.

01:05:52But that's a dog.

01:05:56Lourdes!

01:05:56Yeah,

01:05:57I have Cinedine here.

01:05:58Yeah,

01:05:59Yeah,

01:05:59Here it is,

01:06:00Here it is.

01:06:01Why aren't you giving me the clothes?

01:06:03within 24 hours,

01:06:03I'm going to send it to you in pieces.

01:06:05And tomorrow I'm going to start

01:06:06for a little hoof.

01:06:07Can you see how bad it is?

01:06:08I'm going to do it like in Seven,

01:06:09the latest installment

01:06:10It's going to be the head.

01:06:11No,

01:06:11Paquito.

01:06:12No,

01:06:13no,

01:06:13Just kidding.

01:06:14If they don't give me the clothes,

01:06:14So we'll keep it.

01:06:15You don't care,

01:06:16TRUE?

01:06:17Man,

01:06:18This is very small.

01:06:19Cinedine is going to get stressed,

01:06:21We're all going to get stressed.

01:06:22No,

01:06:23I'm going to buy it

01:06:23a little bed

01:06:24And I think,

01:06:25Hey?

01:06:26Oh,

01:06:26Look at this little thing,

01:06:27Hey?

01:06:27Have you seen that snot

01:06:28Are they daddy's friends?

01:06:30Cinedine.

01:06:33You have a serious problem.

01:06:34buddy.

01:06:36It's not that I'm going to have

01:06:37to talk to him.

01:06:39Amancio,

01:06:39How wonderful that we got married!

01:06:41Hey?

01:06:44Oh,

01:06:45But what's wrong with him?

01:06:46It has worsened,

01:06:47Hey?

01:06:48I think it's the nurse

01:06:49that he is sedating him.

01:06:51Hello,

01:06:51Good afternoon.

01:06:52Sorry for the delay,

01:06:53that I am preparing

01:06:55the tour

01:06:56and...

01:06:56But anyway,

01:06:58Let's get to the point.

01:07:00My son,

01:07:01my son,

01:07:03you are going to undertake

01:07:04a journey,

01:07:05But it's a trip.

01:07:06towards the light.

01:07:07God is up there

01:07:08waiting for you

01:07:09with open arms

01:07:10because he

01:07:10in his omnipotence...

01:07:12Father,

01:07:12father,

01:07:13which is a wedding.

01:07:16Sorry,

01:07:16It's the custom.

01:07:18Come quickly,

01:07:18that there is a hurry.

01:07:19You go in,

01:07:20She has the nurse.

01:07:21Marisa,

01:07:22Like a wedding?

01:07:23Have you thought this through?

01:07:24Father,

01:07:25We're too old now.

01:07:25to think about it a lot.

01:07:27Already,

01:07:27But for this,

01:07:28For this, witnesses are needed.

01:07:29There you have them.

01:07:32But if they're not looking,

01:07:33They're watching TV.

01:07:35Marisa,

01:07:35call witness

01:07:36to someone

01:07:37that is focused on what it is not

01:07:38It is a linguistic incongruity.

01:07:40I'll buy your entire discography,

01:07:42But give it your all.

01:07:45I feel so sick.

01:07:48What's wrong with him?

01:07:50Daughter,

01:07:51I see that I'm leaving.

01:07:54I'm seeing a tunnel.

01:07:55Then turn on the cross lights.

01:07:57I'm going to see the mansion.

01:07:58No, no, no,

01:07:59Wait, wait.

01:08:02The thing is,

01:08:03Take me to the bathroom.

01:08:04But I could go alone yesterday.

01:08:06No,

01:08:07Not alone,

01:08:07I've fallen.

01:08:13Oh,

01:08:14How mean.

01:08:16Oh,

01:08:17Come on,

01:08:18come on,

01:08:19come on.

01:08:20Maria Lu...

01:08:25Maria Luisa,

01:08:26Do you love Amancio?

01:08:27as your lawful husband?

01:08:29Yes, yes,

01:08:29I want everything about him.

01:08:31Amancio,

01:08:32Do you love Maria Luisa?

01:08:33as your lawful wife?

01:08:36He's saying no.

01:08:38Ask him again,

01:08:38He probably didn't understand you.

01:08:40Come on.

01:08:41Amancio,

01:08:42Do you love Maria Luisa?

01:08:43as your lawful wife?

01:08:45Yes, yes,

01:08:45He's saying no.

01:08:47See?

01:08:48Now she has said yes.

01:08:49No, no, no,

01:08:50He nodded his head like this.

01:08:51because he has died.

01:08:52Nurse!

01:08:53Amancio,

01:08:54You couldn't have done that to me.

01:08:55Amancio,

01:08:57wake up!

01:08:58Amancio,

01:08:58You can't do that to me.

01:09:03José Miguel,

01:09:03But where am I going to get it from?

01:09:04Me, 1500 euros?

01:09:05You know how we are

01:09:07economically.

01:09:07But what if I don't pay him?

01:09:08everything the motorcycle is worth

01:09:09I'm going to have problems.

01:09:10What nerve!

01:09:11It will be stolen.

01:09:12What kind of problems

01:09:13Are they talking?

01:09:14Man,

01:09:14I don't think he's referring to

01:09:15to the prostate.

01:09:17But let's see,

01:09:17Which Tomas are we talking about?

01:09:18The one who goes to school,

01:09:19the one from fourth year of ESO?

01:09:20That.

01:09:22José Miguel,

01:09:23That kid is very dangerous

01:09:25And I think even

01:09:25He has dealings with the Latin Kings.

01:09:27Ah,

01:09:27who sings!

01:09:28Well,

01:09:28that's ok,

01:09:29Then it won't be so bad.

01:09:31Isabel,

01:09:31the Latin Kings

01:09:32They are an urban band.

01:09:34Sure?

01:09:35They're not the ones with the regatta.

01:09:38Doña Isabel,

01:09:39We've won a coupon

01:09:4030,000 euros.

01:09:42We could have kept quiet about it,

01:09:43but instead

01:09:44we have come to share it

01:09:45so that later he can say

01:09:46Mauri, we're bad neighbors.

01:09:48We played for 5,000 euros

01:09:50per beard.

01:09:50We have excluded Rafael

01:09:52per million to nobody.

01:09:53Oh, Juan!

01:09:54Look into José Miguel's situation.

01:09:56But I think that

01:09:57Mauri is right.

01:09:59That money is the fruit

01:10:00of a deception.

01:10:00I think we should

01:10:01donate it all

01:10:02a good cause benefits.

01:10:04And do you consider

01:10:05that there is a better cause

01:10:06to avoid

01:10:07may they break him.

01:10:08your son's face?

01:10:09Mr. John,

01:10:10But if that's a sign,

01:10:11yin and yang,

01:10:12the butterfly effect,

01:10:13something.

01:10:14But don't look sad,

01:10:15Don't be pathetic.

01:10:16Alright.

01:10:18I propose the creation

01:10:19from a neighborhood committee

01:10:20collection

01:10:21that...

01:10:21Juan,

01:10:22It's me, Mr. President.

01:10:24I propose the creation

01:10:25from a neighborhood committee

01:10:26collection

01:10:27that...

01:10:27that he charges this.

01:10:29Hey,

01:10:31You, Angel de la Huerta

01:10:32it has to be

01:10:32A little stressed, aren't you?

01:10:33Yes, but it's so that

01:10:34Don't let me get carried away.

01:10:38Happy Birthday!

01:10:42Happy Birthday!

01:10:45We all wish you well!

01:10:51Happy Birthday!

01:10:55But how many dancers are here?

01:10:57This is not a cake,

01:10:58It's a concert

01:10:58by Alejandro Sanz.

01:10:59Mom, 51

01:11:00and I've taken away 5

01:11:01Just the way you like it.

01:11:02Blow, darling,

01:11:03blow.

01:11:05Ole!

01:11:10I'm sorry,

01:11:11But I'm already here.

01:11:12fed up

01:11:13of being in there.

01:11:14Pussy!

01:11:15Rafael!

01:11:16Hey, Arturo!

01:11:17What is this?

01:11:18Do you know each other here?

01:11:19Clear,

01:11:20if he's my dentist

01:11:21for 15 years.

01:11:23Well, look at that!

01:11:24that you get to know each other

01:11:25because dad is my boyfriend.

01:11:28So,

01:11:29He's dating my daughter.

01:11:31Yeah,

01:11:32Well,

01:11:33We're just getting started.

01:11:34Yeah,

01:11:34That's why you should leave

01:11:35that magic

01:11:36It gets lost very quickly.

01:11:37Leave it, leave it, leave it.

01:11:39No,

01:11:39that the one that is coming out

01:11:40with Rafael

01:11:41it's me.

01:11:44Hey?

01:11:45So, that's it.

01:11:46that we went out to dinner

01:11:47and

01:11:49that we have gone

01:11:50the night together.

01:11:54Well,

01:11:55Jesus,

01:11:56I had come

01:11:57to make things right with you.

01:11:58Oh,

01:11:59Arthur,

01:11:59but if ours

01:12:00It's beyond repair.

01:12:02This is a total disaster.

01:12:11Hey,

01:12:11He gave the gift that...

01:12:14And what are you for?

01:12:15Did you call me?

01:12:16To humiliate me.

01:12:17Dad,

01:12:17I swear that I

01:12:18I have nothing to do with it

01:12:19It's the last molar

01:12:21I'll fill your teeth for free.

01:12:24See?

01:12:25Now I feel bad.

01:12:26He's a friend

01:12:27and on top of that

01:12:28I need to change

01:12:29from the dentist.

01:12:30Anyone can do it now.

01:12:31Hey,

01:12:31Rafael,

01:12:32that this does not affect

01:12:32to our...

01:12:33whatever we have

01:12:34that we haven't talked about it.

01:12:35It's what you do

01:12:36every little thing,

01:12:37daughter.

01:12:43If I just wanted

01:12:44fix things.

01:12:45Scrum,

01:12:45It's not your fault.

01:12:46Do good

01:12:47It's a gift.

01:12:48Yeah,

01:12:49That's what it's for.

01:12:50You have to be worth it.

01:12:53But this kid

01:12:54is coming

01:12:54So we can talk or what?

01:12:55Yes, yes, yes.

01:12:56It's because it's gone

01:12:56to an exchange.

01:12:57He has kidnapped her

01:12:57to the dog to his wife

01:12:58so that he returns the clothes.

01:12:59Oh, really?

01:13:01Are you two good friends?

01:13:02No,

01:13:02I say this to begin with.

01:13:03to worry.

01:13:04We have a total!

01:13:06It has capitulated five times!

01:13:07Conditions!

01:13:08Well,

01:13:08It's been like something out of a movie.

01:13:09Lourdes and I

01:13:10at one hundred meters,

01:13:11face to face,

01:13:12while his father

01:13:12It was getting closer

01:13:13step by step

01:13:14there with my suitcases.

01:13:15And he kept telling her

01:13:16little by little

01:13:16to Cinedine

01:13:17who was looking at us

01:13:17without noticing anything.

01:13:18Paco,

01:13:18We need to talk.

01:13:19Fuck!

01:13:19I wasn't feeling that well.

01:13:21since Frodo Baggins

01:13:22He threw away the One Ring

01:13:23from Mr. Darksaurus

01:13:24in the mountain cauldrons

01:13:25of destiny

01:13:26to the land of the dead.

01:13:26Stop, stop!

01:13:28Look,

01:13:29Paco,

01:13:30the thing is...

01:13:31Look,

01:13:31Pablo and I

01:13:32We're back

01:13:33and then you

01:13:33you can't stay

01:13:34to live here,

01:13:35Hey?

01:13:35That's it.

01:13:36It's that easy.

01:13:38Ah,

01:13:39Okay,

01:13:40Well,

01:13:40well,

01:13:41well,

01:13:42Well, nothing.

01:13:43No,

01:13:44Yeah,

01:13:44If I understand correctly,

01:13:45really,

01:13:46I understand.

01:13:47Yeah,

01:13:48Well,

01:13:48I'm used to it by now.

01:13:50there to sleep

01:13:52in the back window

01:13:53from the video store

01:13:54with the cold

01:13:55and so on.

01:13:56Alright,

01:13:57no problem.

01:13:59The only bad thing

01:14:00It is loneliness,

01:14:01but...

01:14:02Hey,

01:14:02I'm glad

01:14:03Much thanks to you,

01:14:04Hey?

01:14:07Take care of your love.

01:14:09Thank you.

01:14:12Wait,

01:14:12Paco,

01:14:12wait.

01:14:15Dear,

01:14:16He's my friend,

01:14:16I can't leave

01:14:17Let him go.

01:14:18And I do.

01:14:19Ah,

01:14:19Because I'm going to leave.

01:14:23Marten,

01:14:24the couples go

01:14:25And they come,

01:14:25and a friend

01:14:26It's forever

01:14:26and he doesn't force me

01:14:27to choose.

01:14:28Oh,

01:14:28how beautiful.

01:14:30Well,

01:14:30whatever you want.

01:14:35Let's see if he

01:14:35He does it so well

01:14:36oral sex

01:14:37like me.

01:14:39Man,

01:14:40You're going to come out there

01:14:41losing,

01:14:41male,

01:14:42That's a kick.

01:14:42Let's not fool ourselves.

01:14:45I love me,

01:14:45uncle.

01:14:46Uncle,

01:14:47But listen,

01:14:48we are going to establish

01:14:49operating rules,

01:14:50We have to live

01:14:50in a storage room

01:14:51It's never easy.

01:14:51Faggot,

01:14:52that we are both single,

01:14:53Do you realize?

01:14:53We should celebrate!

01:14:54We're going down

01:14:55and we warned

01:14:55and we played

01:14:56into darkness.

01:14:57But what darkness,

01:14:57Paco?

01:14:58If this is tiny,

01:14:58Here's the difficult part

01:14:59It's about not finding yourself.

01:14:59Well,

01:14:59Well, a farting contest.

01:15:01Let's see who starts.

01:15:01more hairs

01:15:02of one leg,

01:15:02at one blow.

01:15:03Look,

01:15:03come on,

01:15:04a,

01:15:05a,

01:15:05six,

01:15:06six,

01:15:07come on,

01:15:07proof,

01:15:07proof.

01:15:08Come on,

01:15:08that there are no eggs.

01:15:11Two,

01:15:12I'm missing two,

01:15:13Now it's really happening.

01:15:13seven,

01:15:15thirty,

01:15:16One,

01:15:17thirty,

01:15:17No.

01:15:19Shit!

01:15:20If this is what it means,

01:15:21It's almost worse than the real thing.

01:15:22because you can't see his face

01:15:23whose turn it is,

01:15:24to hate him,

01:15:25say.

01:15:26No,

01:15:27No,

01:15:27Vicenta,

01:15:27but don't sink.

01:15:28No,

01:15:28Yes, we're sure to get it.

01:15:30Come on,

01:15:30Let's play another game,

01:15:32Hey?

01:15:32Come on,

01:15:33six cartons,

01:15:34the entire series.

01:15:35I don't want to play anymore.

01:15:36I feel very lonely,

01:15:39You scared me a lot.

01:15:41Yeah,

01:15:42come on,

01:15:42be quiet,

01:15:43that I have started.

01:15:43Come on.

01:15:45Now then.

01:15:46Six,

01:15:47Yeah,

01:15:47I have it.

01:15:49No!

01:15:52Look,

01:15:53look,

01:15:53look.

01:15:57Six,

01:15:59seven.

01:16:00Poor Amancio,

01:16:02How did he know she was leaving?

01:16:04If he told us,

01:16:06Damn it.

01:16:08Now that was a perfect time-out in extra time.

01:16:11A golden goal.

01:16:14You've killed him.

01:16:16I've thrown away five years of my life.

01:16:17Hey,

01:16:18that happens to philology students too

01:16:19and they don't protest as much.

01:16:21One moment,

01:16:22please,

01:16:22respect,

01:16:23that we are in mourning.

01:16:25You'll get depressed eventually.

01:16:27Already.

01:16:28And I'll be here to take care of you.

01:16:31This is coming for us,

01:16:32Hey?

01:16:35Tell me,

01:16:36Marisa,

01:16:37it's me.

01:16:39I miss you all so much.

01:16:40Who would have thought you

01:16:41that you were going to take your panties off at your age,

01:16:43Hey?

01:16:44Why don't you go back home?

01:16:46I'm not going back home

01:16:47until you lay the floor

01:16:48on behalf of both of them.

01:16:49Never!

01:16:50Mom left it with me!

01:16:52Well, see you later,

01:16:52Lucas.

01:16:53Wow!

01:16:55But we're not coming back.

01:16:58We don't have an apartment,

01:16:59We have paid for the month.

01:17:05Five thousand euros!

01:17:06How exciting!

01:17:07I already have money for the chair.

01:17:08Rolstock

01:17:09and for the dresser

01:17:10Brunklonk.

01:17:11It's all Swedish design.

01:17:13I'm going to do it

01:17:14full-body laser hair removal

01:17:16And I'm going to take off the bags.

01:17:17I'm going to get breast implants

01:17:18and to renovate the kitchen.

01:17:19I'm going to redecorate my life.

01:17:21Wait,

01:17:22Don't do any calculations yet,

01:17:23who are taking a long time to arrive.

01:17:25Let's see if they've escaped to Brazil.

01:17:27No, no, look,

01:17:27They're coming.

01:17:29That?

01:17:29Have you been paid yet?

01:17:31What are we going to charge?

01:17:33It turns out this coupon is fake.

01:17:35What do you mean it's fake?

01:17:36What have they told us?

01:17:36who are having problems

01:17:37with some blind people

01:17:38who are not blind,

01:17:39that sell coupons

01:17:40which are not coupons.

01:17:41But you have to look closely,

01:17:42man,

01:17:43that there are many scoundrels.

01:17:44I told you,

01:17:45which life will then give back to you,

01:17:47You reap what you sow,

01:17:49that there's something up there

01:17:50that balances everything.

01:17:52Oh!

01:17:53Oh my God,

01:17:54Reverend Mauri is already here

01:17:55with his humility.

01:17:56Son,

01:17:56But you're right.

01:17:58This is a lesson

01:17:59that has given us life.

01:18:00And what for?

01:18:01If this trip

01:18:02They are no longer retained

01:18:03Things are the same.

01:18:04Hey,

01:18:05dad,

01:18:05What should I do?

01:18:06This guy

01:18:06He's coming for the money.

01:18:09Champion!

01:18:10Do you have the money?

01:18:11No,

01:18:11Leave it to me.

01:18:13I am José Miguel's father

01:18:14and spokesperson

01:18:15of our community.

01:18:17My son will not agree

01:18:18to your blackmail

01:18:18He's not going to pay you a single euro

01:18:19for a stolen motorcycle.

01:18:20If you leave the way you came,

01:18:21We promise not to report you.

01:18:22Wait,

01:18:23Who do you think you are?

01:18:23What are you talking about?

01:18:24Hey?

01:18:24Frigo finger?

01:18:24What called you?

01:18:25Oh, John!

01:18:26It'll prick you!

01:18:28If you want me to leave

01:18:29to intimidate

01:18:29with your bladed weapon,

01:18:30I'll tell you

01:18:31that the most powerful weapon

01:18:32is the word

01:18:33and dialogue.

01:18:34And...

01:18:35If you even had anything to say...

01:18:37And what about you?

01:18:39Hey?

01:18:39Come on,

01:18:40everybody up.

01:18:43Oh,

01:18:43Look how convenient for me!

01:18:44This is for peeling kiwis.

01:18:46Dad,

01:18:46And why are you?

01:18:47Can't you do that?

01:18:48Son,

01:18:48because my mood prevents me from doing so.

01:18:52Hey,

01:18:53Haven't you played?

01:18:54to Basque pelota

01:18:54Or something, right?

01:18:56Fuck.

01:18:58What the hell

01:18:59I have come.

01:19:00Five thousand euros,

01:19:01fuck.

01:19:02For once

01:19:03that we're due something

01:19:03They're scamming us.

01:19:04Oh,

01:19:06these paintings

01:19:06They don't look good here.

01:19:07They need to be changed

01:19:08of site.

01:19:09Mommy,

01:19:09Are you listening to me?

01:19:10But when

01:19:11Have you listened to yourself?

01:19:12Well, you weren't there

01:19:12depressed.

01:19:13The depressed

01:19:14They don't speak.

01:19:15Oh,

01:19:16wit,

01:19:16son,

01:19:16Don't be anxious.

01:19:17If we have always

01:19:18come out ahead.

01:19:19The important thing

01:19:19It's about us being together.

01:19:20That's what

01:19:21It costs us more.

01:19:23Hello,

01:19:23dad.

01:19:25Moncho.

01:19:26Wit,

01:19:27What is a child?

01:19:27No, take it away, take it away, take it away.

01:19:28Don't open it,

01:19:29Don't open it.

01:19:29Let's see if he leaves.

01:19:31Come on,

01:19:31dad,

01:19:31I'm very tired.

01:19:33But,

01:19:34dear,

01:19:34What a joy!

01:19:37But what are you doing here?

01:19:38Well, that's it.

01:19:38mother,

01:19:38I'm going home.

01:19:39I've kicked you out

01:19:40so much less.

01:19:41No, no, no,

01:19:42That's not valid.

01:19:43You had left

01:19:44and you can't go back.

01:19:45The son who leaves

01:19:45He's not coming back.

01:19:46Come on, Dad,

01:19:47that has sunk

01:19:47the business.

01:19:48What did I do to deserve this?

01:19:49Things have gone badly for me,

01:19:49It's not my fault.

01:19:51You're thinner,

01:19:51No?

01:19:52Yeah,

01:19:52I feel terrible.

01:19:52It's as if the prince

01:19:53suddenly returns

01:19:54to the zarzuela.

01:19:55Well,

01:19:55This is worse.

01:19:56because there at least

01:19:57There's room.

01:19:58Wit,

01:19:58We need to make reforms,

01:19:59We need to add another room.

01:20:01What if we hang it from the balcony?

01:20:02with a sleeping bag,

01:20:03like those from Arfilo of the Impossible?

01:20:05Do you want something to eat?

01:20:06Well,

01:20:07well,

01:20:07well yes,

01:20:08What do you have?

01:20:08Man,

01:20:09of everything,

01:20:10of everything,

01:20:11Say yes,

01:20:12You start by spending.

01:20:13Go on,

01:20:13He remains in a good mood.

01:20:14That's why I live.

Aquí no hay quien viva - 5x06 - Érase un billete de cincuenta euros - HD 1080

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