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00:00:30How is fleece C?

00:00:32What does she do? Does she sing, dance, model, or sleep with pulvoristas?

00:00:36Dad, don't distract me, I'm studying.

00:00:38Shall I give you the lesson? Should I make you a cheat sheet?

00:00:40You shut up and keep drooling, because retaining fluids is very bad at your age.

00:00:44Damn it, it's impossible to concentrate like this.

00:00:47Yeah?

00:00:49Emilio, now.

00:00:50What do you mean, already? Have you had an orgasm?

00:00:51No, I just took a pregnancy test and I'm waiting to see what happens.

00:00:55Do you want to go up?

00:00:56No way, you annoying woman, I couldn't care less.

00:00:58If you have a child, single mother.

00:01:00That way you can go and tell it to Patricia's diary.

00:01:03To the.

00:01:05Recognition. It is the fundamental moment of remembrance.

00:01:08It consists of the reference of the evoked image to the past.

00:01:11Oh no, I've gotten myself into trouble again.

00:01:13Okay, so what's up?

00:01:15You can't see anything from here, this is bad.

00:01:16We have to wait, Belén. It has to turn pink.

00:01:18Urine causes a chemical reaction.

00:01:20Is it going to turn pink?

00:01:22No, no, I don't know. We have to wait.

00:01:24And Alicia is still at her boyfriend's house.

00:01:25She's never there when I need her.

00:01:27Hey, what about me?

00:01:32Are you pregnant? What does the device say?

00:01:33He's not saying anything. Emilio, don't make me hysterical, okay?

00:01:35But have you added the splash yet or not?

00:01:36Yes, he does add a little squirt.

00:01:38Hey, I'm leaving, okay? This is a private conversation.

00:01:39No, no, no, no, no. Stay, stay.

00:01:41That's fine.

00:01:43My God.

00:01:44That?

00:01:45My God.

00:01:45Oh my God, what?

00:01:47I am pregnant.

00:01:51Dick.

00:01:53Oh my God.

00:01:58This one that makes you laugh so much?

00:02:00That's a lie.

00:02:01With what a face the position.

00:02:03The mother who...

00:02:04This isn't right, is it?

00:02:05This is not done.

00:02:07I'm studying for exams

00:02:08And with this disappointment, I've forgotten five topics.

00:02:10Here, Emilio.

00:02:11I remember this beautiful moment.

00:02:13Come on.

00:02:20Hello.

00:02:21What's happening?

00:02:22Are you moving back here?

00:02:23No, I've come to pick up the bottle of Chinchón.

00:02:25I left it behind, there was just a little bit left.

00:02:29Marisa, you have to buy us a new shower curtain.

00:02:32He made a hole in it with the cigarette.

00:02:34That doesn't matter.

00:02:34I'll pass the note on to my sister.

00:02:36But how are you able to smoke while showering?

00:02:38Years of training.

00:02:39I love that window.

00:02:40I'm going to see what the dick does.

00:02:42Ma'am, but I'm right here.

00:02:44If you want to gossip, go down to his house.

00:02:47Damn, the grass is giving the lot with the cost.

00:02:50What do you say?

00:02:52What the hell?

00:02:53You like to party, huh?

00:02:55You will inherit the radio patio.

00:02:57Don't talk nonsense.

00:02:58Yes, if you're like me.

00:03:00You choose men badly, you live a bitter life, and you have small breasts.

00:03:04Let's have a drink of chinchón.

00:03:06I don't drink chinchón in the morning.

00:03:07You will take it.

00:03:09You will take it.

00:03:14But did you see what he told me?

00:03:15Hey Di, this girl always looks so cute.

00:03:18Go to hell.

00:03:21No one can live here, here, here.

00:03:24Not here, not here.

00:03:26Every day is like this.

00:03:28I couldn't imagine it when I came here.

00:03:30I was just looking for some peace.

00:03:33I wake up every day in the middle of a hurricane.

00:03:35No one can live here, here, here.

00:03:37Not here, not here.

00:03:39No, no, no.

00:03:40No one can live here, here, here.

00:03:42Not here, not here.

00:03:43No no.

00:03:44The house rises and collapses.

00:03:46I can't find the goalkeeper.

00:03:48My neighbors watch and listen to me.

00:03:51I can't stand being in this place.

00:03:53Otherwise, not all my neighbors have them here.

00:03:55If not, come to my apartment.

00:03:56Come to the neighborhood, cousin, I love you and I'll teach you.

00:03:58Where clowns cry, thieves rob us.

00:04:00And the stones are overcome by something to tell.

00:04:03Put it in a cocktail shaker.

00:04:06You in an earthquake and a big mouth.

00:04:12And you walk up these stairs.

00:04:16No one can live here, here, here.

00:04:18Not here, not here.

00:04:21No one can live here, here, here.

00:04:23Every day is like this.

00:04:25I couldn't imagine it when I came here.

00:04:27I was just looking for some peace.

00:04:29And I wake up your little friend in the steak.

00:04:32No one can live here, here, here.

00:04:34No one can live here, here, here.

00:04:37No one can live here, here, here.

00:04:39No.

00:04:43Natalia, let's stop this absurd little battle.

00:04:46You have us all very worried.

00:04:48Please go home.

00:04:50Hey, Juan.

00:04:51Dad, I'm doing very well.

00:04:52Please stop calling me.

00:04:53I promise to be more tolerant.

00:04:55Parenthood is a learning process, my daughter.

00:04:57You can take my car whenever you want.

00:04:59As long as you don't change my presets.

00:05:01And I don't feel like driving.

00:05:03Okay, I'll pay for it.

00:05:05Really?

00:05:05Hey, Juan.

00:05:07Oh, you don't trust your father?

00:05:09Well, you have my word.

00:05:10If you go back home, I'll pay for your tuition and 20 practical lessons.

00:05:13Okay, deal.

00:05:17Ah, but I was here.

00:05:18Yes, that's what I was trying to tell you, that he came a little while ago.

00:05:21Very nice, without money and with all her clothes dirty.

00:05:24You fell for it like a fool.

00:05:26I'm going to do the same so they'll buy me the cutters.

00:05:28Well, we don't have enough money right now to afford any more expenses.

00:05:30We're still paying for the Thermomix that Paloma bought

00:05:32And she was the only one who knew how to use it.

00:05:35Yeah.

00:05:37Hey, Mr. Gustavo.

00:05:40Yes, yes, yes, yes, of course, right now.

00:05:42The school principal wants to see me.

00:05:44Oh, oh, oh, the head of studies.

00:05:46Yes, yes, yes, I had already heard rumors.

00:05:49My name came up a lot in the requirements.

00:05:50Okay, I'll call you as soon as I get out, alright?

00:05:52Good luck, good luck.

00:05:58That's so cool, huh?

00:06:00Dad, head of studies.

00:06:01If I was disliked before, now...

00:06:05I don't know.

00:06:19No one can live here, here, here.

00:06:22No one can live here, here, here.

00:06:26No one can live here, here, here.

00:06:32What a great day that it works!

00:06:36Hey, Mommy

00:06:36The next time I make a shopping list

00:06:38Remind me to check that I can read your handwriting before I leave

00:06:40Because it took me two hours to buy five things

00:06:43Do you know how long it took me to figure it out?

00:06:45Does it say a quarter kilo of shoulder here?

00:06:47Whiting

00:06:49It's okay, come on over

00:06:51Look, I woke up early today.

00:06:53Know?

00:06:54And while that crappy vacuum cleaner we have was running,

00:06:56I've been thinking

00:06:57In my life, in you, in me

00:07:00In Bea, in Ezekiel

00:07:02In the Ibarreche plan, I don't know why

00:07:04Well, in a lot of things

00:07:05Come on, you've made good use of your morning

00:07:06Yes, and I've decided I'm going to relax about my son.

00:07:09And all this fatherhood stuff

00:07:11Because we have to take care of what's ours.

00:07:13Okay?

00:07:13So let's spend more time together

00:07:15Of course, man, that's exactly what we need

00:07:16That's why I've booked for this weekend

00:07:18A wonderful little hotel in the mountains that I found online

00:07:21Look, we can go horseback riding

00:07:22Rent mountain bikes, go rafting

00:07:24I don't know what it is, but it sounds like what you like.

00:07:26Something absurd and dangerous

00:07:27What do you think?

00:07:31Calm down, control your enthusiasm

00:07:32No, man, I like the plan.

00:07:33The thing is, this weekend is precisely the time.

00:07:36We have a 7-a-side football match with my lifelong friends

00:07:38And you can't miss it, we're about to close, team!

00:07:40No, no, I can't miss it

00:07:41Because there are only two games left to win the title

00:07:43What title?

00:07:44From neighborhood champions

00:07:45Neighborhood Champions

00:07:46Come on, Champions League!

00:07:47Hey, Mauri, it's important to us

00:07:49We've known each other since school.

00:07:50Okay, fine, okay, fine

00:07:51No problem

00:07:51I'll go with you

00:07:52And that's how I see you doing the Ronaldo thing

00:07:54I seem to recall he plays football, right?

00:07:56Well, it depends on the day.

00:07:58Mauri, I appreciate it.

00:07:59But I think it's better if you don't come.

00:08:01Why not?

00:08:03Because the countryside is really shabby.

00:08:06And there are no stands

00:08:07And you're going to be very uncomfortable

00:08:08No problem

00:08:08I stand on the sidelines

00:08:09That's how I experience it more

00:08:10No, because the band is too narrow

00:08:11And that's where the linesman has to run.

00:08:13And so they can throw things at him and stuff.

00:08:14Well, it'll be visible from somewhere.

00:08:17Man, there's a park next door

00:08:18But it's full of junkies

00:08:19And of rapists

00:08:20And people who read fortunes.

00:08:21And it's very dangerous.

00:08:23Besides, we played terribly.

00:08:24Regardless

00:08:25Diego, what's going on?

00:08:26Why don't you want me to come see you?

00:08:28My friends don't know I'm gay.

00:08:30Okay, well, tell him.

00:08:31No, not my football friends, Mauri

00:08:33Why not?

00:08:34What's it to you?

00:08:35Well, why not, why not

00:08:36I've already come out to everyone

00:08:37With my father, with my wife, with my sister

00:08:39Not with my football friends, Mauri, no

00:08:41Respect it

00:08:42Okay, okay

00:08:42I don't understand it, but okay.

00:08:44So, what about the little zeros in the mountains?

00:08:46Well, next weekend

00:08:47Didn't you tell me you played football?

00:08:49Yes, I'm a genius.

00:08:51What a shame I can't come see you

00:08:54Yes, damn it, yes

00:08:55Let's see, Juan asked me

00:08:56That he put a mini-camera in the car

00:08:58To see who Natalia was hooking up with

00:09:00And I was the only one who saw the guy's face

00:09:02Okay, so who's the lucky one?

00:09:03Come on, man

00:09:04That to the council of that plane

00:09:05Nothing can be hidden from him

00:09:08It's Pablo

00:09:08Take that!

00:09:09Dad, you owe me 10 euros

00:09:10Pablo with Natalia?

00:09:12No way, no way, no way

00:09:13She's been in love with me ever since I've been here.

00:09:15Poor thing, now he can kill anyone.

00:09:17Hey, man, I can see it right in my own eyes

00:09:18Who did you have it recorded for?

00:09:19How am I going to record it?

00:09:20Well, the father was right there.

00:09:22Well, you would have rented that out well.

00:09:24I know you lack business acumen.

00:09:29Does anyone want a modular vacuum cleaner

00:09:31Using NASA technology?

00:09:322,500 watts

00:09:33Steam option

00:09:33Telescopic tube

00:09:34That eliminates dust mites from mattresses

00:09:36And he gives you massages

00:09:36Lucia, are you okay?

00:09:37Do you want it or not?

00:09:41Well

00:09:42That...

00:09:42Worth?

00:09:43Special offer

00:09:441,200 euros to be paid in 12 easy installments

00:09:46No interest

00:09:47A vacuum cleaner that costs 1,200 euros?

00:09:49Oh, well, kill me.

00:09:49It's an American model

00:09:51With 27 shitty accessories

00:09:52It's just that nobody understands

00:09:53Man, with that kind of speech...

00:09:54It's very unlikely you'll sell any of them, huh?

00:09:56If it takes you an hour to explain it

00:09:57So that in the end they tell you

00:09:58No, thank you very much

00:09:59And I like mine much better.

00:10:01But are you working in sales now?

00:10:02Yeah

00:10:04This whole not having money thing is depressing, isn't it?

00:10:06And on top of that, I made you walk everywhere.

00:10:08Because I had to sell the car

00:10:09To pay off the mortgage

00:10:10No, no, no, no

00:10:11I'll take you anywhere to sell vacuum cleaners

00:10:13Carlos, what's wrong with that?

00:10:14Okay, then I'll buy them all.

00:10:16It is said that it suits my father very well.

00:10:18For corporate gifts

00:10:18Leave

00:10:19I'm depressed and my feet hurt.

00:10:21Have you already had your massage with the vacuum cleaner?

00:10:23Well, you put your feet up and that saves electricity

00:10:26It is low energy consumption

00:10:29Oh, the posh girl, how low she's fallen

00:10:32Life is a roller coaster

00:10:33Sometimes you're on top

00:10:35Others below

00:10:36Yes, Dad

00:10:37And you stayed in the passage of terror.

00:10:38Well, but we'll have to help Lucia, won't we?

00:10:41Of course, José Miguel

00:10:42That's what friends are for.

00:10:44Hey, you!

00:10:45What are you going to do?

00:10:45Wait

00:10:46I know you

00:10:47Pull, pull

00:10:52Can?

00:10:54Sit down, Juan

00:10:54Sit down

00:10:56I have some good news for you.

00:10:58And another bad one

00:10:59The good thing is that I have in front of me

00:11:02To the new head of studies

00:11:04Don't tell me

00:11:04I didn't expect it.

00:11:06They caught me by surprise.

00:11:07I don't know if I'll be up to the task.

00:11:09If you don't want it

00:11:10I can look for others

00:11:10No, no, no, no

00:11:11I accept

00:11:12I've been waiting for this opportunity for years.

00:11:13I promise I won't let you down.

00:11:15No, you won't have enough time.

00:11:16That's the bad news

00:11:18The school closes in three days

00:11:21The owner who says that teaching doesn't make money

00:11:24He wants to open a huge nightclub

00:11:26The customers will be the same

00:11:28But they will spend more

00:11:29And they won't have to be forced to come.

00:11:31Deep down, it's well thought out

00:11:33This is a tragedy

00:11:34At our age, nobody will hire us anymore.

00:11:36What are we going to do?

00:11:37Give private lessons?

00:11:38This is a billion

00:11:39Well, I've already pulled a few strings.

00:11:42And a cousin of mine has gotten me a job in the ministry.

00:11:45And couldn't he pull the strings a little more?

00:11:47And find something for me?

00:11:48Juan, please

00:11:49If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people who get jobs through connections.

00:11:51Furthermore, you are now head of studies

00:11:54This will open many doors for you.

00:11:56No, sir, I am very grateful.

00:11:58I have chosen you because of your perseverance

00:12:00Your loyalty, your experience

00:12:02And above all

00:12:04Because I need someone to explain it to the parents.

00:12:07Why do their children end up on the street?

00:12:09Habita de curso

00:12:10I like to forgive, but that's a curious mess.

00:12:12No, no, don't worry.

00:12:14Do you look like a nice person?

00:12:16I'm sure they understand.

00:12:26What a mess this is!

00:12:29It's hard, you've already had work come to your house.

00:12:31This is a disgrace

00:12:32We need to call Andrés

00:12:34urgent meeting

00:12:35Where will this Juan succeed?

00:12:39I don't understand it

00:12:41If I am as much a victim as they are

00:12:42Don't they realize that I've also been left out on the street?

00:12:45My God, I'm taking early retirement at 47.

00:12:48Awesome, vacation until September

00:12:50You actually believed it

00:12:51And now I'm going to have to pay for private school for him too.

00:12:54I came out halfway in mine

00:12:55Look on the bright side

00:12:56If we have more time to be together

00:12:58To deepen our relationship

00:13:00And go on a trip

00:13:01And die of hunger

00:13:03No

00:13:04That's not necessary if I have

00:13:06Well, a little bit of savings

00:13:07Oh, no, no, no

00:13:08I refuse to be a kept man

00:13:10I will provide for my family no matter what.

00:13:12Okay, daddy, I'm leaving.

00:13:13My colleagues are down below at the demonstration.

00:13:15Where are you going with the eggs?

00:13:17Hey, they're eco-friendly.

00:13:19What's happening?

00:13:19Everyone has something to throw away

00:13:21If I don't wear anything, it's going to be a little obvious.

00:13:23Are you going to throw eggs at your father?

00:13:24Dad, you always tell me to fit in with my classmates

00:13:27Relax, man, I'll aim for the window

00:13:29José Miguel, the facade has been freshly painted.

00:13:31I won't say any more.

00:13:33See?

00:13:34Let's go on a trip

00:13:34They're practically handing it to us on a silver platter.

00:13:37Hell yeah

00:13:40Get it?

00:13:42Well, it's the same.

00:13:51Ladies, that down there is a demonstration

00:13:54What they need to do is call the police

00:13:56Not calling a meeting

00:13:57Boredom is really bad.

00:13:59If they only want the price, then we'll give it to them.

00:14:01Look, I'm not to blame for anything.

00:14:03I am a scapegoat

00:14:04A scapegoat

00:14:05Clear

00:14:06That's why you grow a beard

00:14:08But the windows were closed.

00:14:09No, no, no, they'll break our windows.

00:14:11What I do?

00:14:12I boil some oil and pour it over them before they start climbing.

00:14:14What I'm going to do is talk to the students right now.

00:14:17And explain to them that I am another victim.

00:14:19They will have lost their desks

00:14:20But Juan has lost his blackboard.

00:14:22They're probably a little too angry for speeches.

00:14:24They go there all day.

00:14:25Poor things

00:14:25I'll bring them some food now.

00:14:27Students, parents, listen to me

00:14:29The school closure

00:14:30It's a business decision.

00:14:32In which neither the teaching staff

00:14:34Not even the head of studies

00:14:35We have nothing to do with each other

00:14:36Therefore, I urge you to calm down.

00:14:39Please

00:14:40José Miguel, I've seen you

00:14:41You are grounded

00:14:43Vicente, catch him

00:14:44Let's make a vegetable stew

00:14:47Juan, this is getting out of hand

00:14:49And we are not to blame.

00:14:51You need to fix this now.

00:14:52I see it very clearly

00:14:54Those people just want to go back to class

00:14:55They are desperately asking to be educated

00:14:58Juan, why don't you start your own academy?

00:15:00I don't even have any money on the site.

00:15:03Furthermore, that has to be approved by the ministry

00:15:05Well, they should approve it.

00:15:06I offer the second B selflessly

00:15:09I'll even cover the expenses

00:15:11You can't set up businesses here.

00:15:13Unless we agree on a reasonable percentage

00:15:16We are very open to dialogue.

00:15:18Stop with revolutionary taxes

00:15:20You guys organized a bingo game

00:15:22Concha is right, that needs to be voted on.

00:15:24The rest of the neighbors aren't amused either.

00:15:27Poor Juan, let's just let him earn a living

00:15:29I vote yes

00:15:30Look at the unemployed people supporting each other

00:15:32I also vote yes.

00:15:33As long as those people shut up, anything goes.

00:15:35That makes two, including the one from Gai.

00:15:37Plus Juan's and mine, four

00:15:39Simple majority

00:15:41Approved, the academy costs

00:15:42Thank you so much, Grazo

00:15:43I want you to know that I am facing this project

00:15:45With the greatest of hopes

00:15:47Aware of the teaching responsibility

00:15:48What does it mean to educate new generations?

00:15:50If you set up the academy

00:15:52You'll have us against you.

00:15:54Nothing, I didn't even notice.

00:15:56Emilio, get down and tell those people

00:15:58The registration period is now open

00:15:59I won't show my face until they run out of eggs.

00:16:04Nieves, I don't understand anything

00:16:06But you didn't want to upset Juan

00:16:08No, no, I love my brother very much

00:16:10My only goal is for him to break up with your wife.

00:16:12Of course, and that's why you're putting an academy here.

00:16:15Like an academy?

00:16:16Sure, I keep him busy 15 hours a day

00:16:19And are you taking advantage of this to win Isabel back?

00:16:21What does the wife do while her husband is at work?

00:16:23Well, messing around with the butane one is a classic.

00:16:25I don't know, I see it as a bit twisted.

00:16:27Leave the strategies to me.

00:16:29And just use your personal charm

00:16:31Come on, help me with the furniture

00:16:32We need to make room for the desks

00:16:34But then do we have to go back to sleeping in the tent?

00:16:36No no

00:16:37You still have a room here

00:16:39But what about Dad?

00:16:40What sleeps on the sofa?

00:16:41The bed in my bedroom is 1.80 meters long.

00:16:43We didn't even touch each other there.

00:16:44And besides, I know that your father is a gentleman.

00:16:50Dad, tonight is the night

00:16:52I just don't see the point of the mom thing.

00:16:53You need to rebuild your life

00:16:54Leave me alone

00:17:08Let's steal from the supermarket

00:17:09One of these days they're going to catch us, and I don't want to know anything about it.

00:17:17Look, the granddaughter of the stall

00:17:19Who knows where she's coming from, even on her own

00:17:20This girl always looks so cute

00:17:23Let's see, the Powerpuff Girls

00:17:24Don't step on me there

00:17:25This is freshly mopped

00:17:26Well, that's your fault.

00:17:27Because then your dad comes by with the walker

00:17:29And it slips

00:17:30Oh, if only Mr. Juan could leave the nursing home

00:17:33And you should see what this has become

00:17:35Oh, you poor thing!

00:17:37Do you remember the day Paloma woke up from her coma?

00:17:40Look, when I...

00:17:40Are you going to tell it again?

00:17:42You've already told that one.

00:17:43She's crazy

00:17:45Emilio, my son

00:17:46I fell

00:17:47I'm coming, Dad.

00:17:49I'm coming

00:17:49Hey, it's 107 years old and it's not breaking down

00:17:52What torture, my God.

00:17:54And what warmth

00:17:54You're giving me shit

00:17:56That chinchón is in bad shape

00:17:57Give me the flask

00:17:59You're such a bitter person.

00:18:00Since Emilio left you

00:18:01It's not going back to the way things were.

00:18:02Are you going to mention Emilio to me again?

00:18:04You're putting it in me everywhere.

00:18:06I'm fed up

00:18:07I'm fed up!

00:18:08You're not fed up

00:18:10Ann

00:18:22Goes?

00:18:23Goes?

00:18:24Who is it?

00:18:27That?

00:18:28Lucía, Marisa was right.

00:18:29We're going to end up like them.

00:18:30I just dreamt it

00:18:32Don't mess with the sister, I feel terrible about you

00:18:34It also slows down metabolism

00:18:35My life has to change now.

00:18:37I have to do something

00:18:38I want a good job

00:18:40I want a wonderful man

00:18:41And I want to start a family

00:18:42Okay, let's see.

00:18:43Why don't we start with the easiest thing?

00:18:44Looking for an uncle

00:18:45And that's the easiest part?

00:18:46Why don't you join a dating agency?

00:18:48What are you saying?

00:18:49Lucia, please

00:18:50You must be really desperate.

00:18:51To resort to that

00:18:56Very good

00:18:57Sit down

00:18:59Okay, so I'll tell you

00:19:01Okay, here at the agency we have a database of about 1200 men willing to meet you

00:19:06Look, this is how it is at close range with Alicia

00:19:08We'll enter your data, your personality, your tastes, and see what happens.

00:19:13Have you brought any text in which you briefly describe yourself?

00:19:16Oh, no

00:19:16Oh, okay, calm down, calm down.

00:19:19We have a standard profile that works very well.

00:19:22Cheerful and dynamic woman

00:19:23Looking for boys

00:19:24Sensitive and funny

00:19:25For friendship

00:19:26Or whatever comes up

00:19:27Preferably whatever comes up

00:19:29And will you show us the candidates' photos or how does this work?

00:19:33We have photos but we're not showing them.

00:19:34Because then more than half would never go on a date

00:19:39Well, I'm going to be honest with you

00:19:42Ugly people often come here.

00:19:44Man, thank you very much.

00:19:45No, no, no, forgive me, I'm not saying it for you, I'm saying it for them.

00:19:49Hey, but something always happens, huh?

00:19:51The key is to think that what matters is what's inside.

00:19:53Ah, so, the whole thing, Beauty and the Beast

00:19:55Yes, yes, yes, I pay a lot of attention to the inside

00:19:57Yes, we have an 87% success rate in matching couples

00:20:02Well, we found a girlfriend for Paquirín.

00:20:04They're good, they're good, yes

00:20:05So, when would be a good time for you to have your first date?

00:20:08Yes, tonight

00:20:10But what if you haven't chosen the victim?

00:20:13This, this

00:20:14This?

00:20:14Yeah

00:20:14Well, this is my husband

00:20:16I was changing the frame of the photo

00:20:18Ah

00:20:18But hey, if you want it, you'll be doing me a favor.

00:20:21No, man, no, find me another one.

00:20:23But tonight I want a date

00:20:27I still say we shouldn't leave the child with Mauri

00:20:30I'd be safer with Herod

00:20:31Do you want to go away for the weekend?

00:20:32Or not?

00:20:33Of course

00:20:34Well, I haven't found anyone else.

00:20:35I'm going to give him one last chance

00:20:36Ah

00:20:37I don't want any trouble today, okay?

00:20:39Control yourself

00:20:40He always starts it

00:20:42Mauri, it's you

00:20:43Just a moment, I'll be right out.

00:20:45The problem is, the TV is new and the DVD player won't work.

00:20:47Yes, it usually happens when the SCART connector is not plugged in.

00:20:51The remote control needs batteries because otherwise it won't work either.

00:20:54Look, since you're here, take the boxes down.

00:20:56Hey?

00:20:57Are you taking the boxes down?

00:20:59Can you imagine that suite with the fireplace lit while it's snowing outside?

00:21:04We called room service and ordered champagne.

00:21:06AND?

00:21:16Paco, come back

00:21:19Hello

00:21:20Mauri, don't you want me to fix something else for you?

00:21:22No, not for now.

00:21:22Thank you

00:21:23Hey, bye, okay?

00:21:24I've dreamt this before.

00:21:26Come on

00:21:28I know you're very much in love and that life is wonderful

00:21:31But control yourselves a little.

00:21:32I'm going to have this guy picking up my DVDs from my house every time you guys come to visit.

00:21:36Hey, what are you doing with Pocay inside?

00:21:37A penis length contest

00:21:39If we find out you're coming, we'll be waiting for you.

00:21:41Don't start, okay?

00:21:42She started it

00:21:43How is my child?

00:21:44Very good

00:21:46Hey, listen

00:21:46Rosa and I want to go away this weekend for a romantic getaway.

00:21:49If you promise me you won't do anything crazy, you can stay, Antonio.

00:21:53Oh no

00:21:53This weekend is impossible

00:21:55I had also booked to spend it away.

00:21:57But we can't

00:21:58Because Diego has a soccer tournament with his school friends.

00:22:01Okay, so what's the problem?

00:22:02Because he doesn't want me to come and watch him play

00:22:03And I don't know why.

00:22:05Well, yes, I do know.

00:22:05Because he hasn't told them he's gay.

00:22:07I'm a little paranoid

00:22:08This is not a good time to be dealing with Antonio

00:22:09From Ezekiel

00:22:10No, no, no, better not

00:22:12Perfect, now our plan is ruined

00:22:14I'm going to the bathroom for a moment.

00:22:15Aim well

00:22:18Mauri

00:22:19Ah, let him sit down.

00:22:20Sorry

00:22:24Hey, could you guys make an effort to get along a little better?

00:22:27Yes it's true

00:22:27There's something about Diego that's kind of weird.

00:22:30There are black holes that just don't make sense to me.

00:22:32Why does he suddenly not want me to go with him?

00:22:34She's already come out of a lot of closets

00:22:36This is the last one he has left

00:22:37Well, because it must be very hard.

00:22:39They are his lifelong friends

00:22:40I'm about to go to the game, you know.

00:22:42But how can you show up there acting all scorned?

00:22:44Are they going to realize you're their boyfriend?

00:22:46They don't need to know.

00:22:47Can I be a colleague?

00:22:48What's happening?

00:22:49Don't I look like a lapwing?

00:22:50Little

00:22:50But they still need cheerleaders

00:22:54No, don't open them yet.

00:22:56Don't open them

00:22:56Don't cheat me

00:22:58But if I can't

00:22:59Let's see, let's see, here comes a step

00:23:00Next step

00:23:01Step

00:23:02Already

00:23:03Step

00:23:03Okay

00:23:03Ready?

00:23:04Yeah

00:23:05Already

00:23:06What is this?

00:23:08If you don't like it, there are other colors.

00:23:09Arctic blue, lava gray pearl effect

00:23:11Carlos, no, no, no

00:23:12I really appreciate it.

00:23:14But dude, that's intense.

00:23:16You bought me a car

00:23:17But you're wrong.

00:23:18Well, you don't have any money now, Lucia.

00:23:20And I do.

00:23:20I am applying the communist manifesto

00:23:22Distribution of wealth

00:23:23In theory, it works.

00:23:24Carlos, but, but you

00:23:25Who do you take me for?

00:23:26Hey?

00:23:26Do you think that because I'm having a hard time

00:23:28Am I going to accept this car?

00:23:29Look, look, look

00:23:37But hey, how cool!

00:23:38But it doesn't take long at all

00:23:39Don't open it on the hood

00:23:40And this is the stereo system

00:23:41It has eight speakers

00:23:42Dolby Surround

00:23:43And surround sound

00:23:44It's going to sound like they're tapping on the hood.

00:23:45Yeah

00:23:47What is this?

00:23:47The on-board computer?

00:23:49Well, Lucia

00:23:50How many vacuum cleaners have you sold today?

00:23:52Oh no, no, no

00:23:53Sorry

00:23:53This is what I invite you to do.

00:23:54Did Carlos give it to you?

00:23:56What do you think?

00:23:57And have you accepted it?

00:23:59No, no, no

00:23:59He didn't give it to me as a gift

00:24:00He lent it to me indefinitely

00:24:02And he put it in my name.

00:24:02Well, because it's tax-deductible.

00:24:03But if deep down

00:24:04You're doing me a favor

00:24:05Hey, you can give me one too.

00:24:07Whatever you want to deduct from your taxes

00:24:08I sacrifice myself

00:24:10Hey, can you come here for a second?

00:24:11I have to tell you something.

00:24:13Yeah, man, yeah

00:24:15Wait

00:24:16Hey, don't put your fingers in there

00:24:18There in the bodywork

00:24:19That is marked

00:24:21What are you on about?

00:24:22Is Mayra Gomezcán giving away cars?

00:24:24What are you looking for in your next apartment in Torrevieja?

00:24:27Look, I'm just helping a friend who needs it

00:24:29A friend?

00:24:30The balls

00:24:30You're there like you're making an indecent proposal.

00:24:32You want to do it with her by throwing money at her.

00:24:34Who do you think you are?

00:24:34Am I an idiot?

00:24:35Roberto, think what you want

00:24:37By the way, what are you doing to help her?

00:24:39Hey?

00:24:40So, on your side.

00:24:41Nothing

00:24:41Look, you know what I'm saying?

00:24:42I'm very calm.

00:24:43Because Lucia knows what game you're playing.

00:24:44And he's not going to swallow it.

00:24:45She's a principled woman.

00:24:46Carlos, shall we go for a walk?

00:24:50Excuse me, I have to go talk to Lucia.

00:24:52What are you going to tell me about your principles?

00:24:54Come on

00:24:55Come on, don't mess with me

00:25:05Damn, man

00:25:06There's nothing that can be done about this.

00:25:08Well, if they gave me this

00:25:09I'm going with him too.

00:25:10We all have our feminine side.

00:25:12And now how am I going to help Lucia?

00:25:14If I'm broke

00:25:15Hello

00:25:15Hey, do you know of a driving school with a good price?

00:25:18Yeah

00:25:19Roberto Driving School

00:25:19All licenses

00:25:20Classes at 50% off

00:25:21What do you think?

00:25:22Do you want to give me lessons?

00:25:24Man, I'm better than a drooling teacher

00:25:25That he's staring at your cleavage all the time

00:25:27We start tomorrow

00:25:28Okay

00:25:28It's going to be fun

00:25:30Come on

00:25:31See you later

00:25:35But Fernanda Alonso

00:25:37If you don't have a car now

00:25:38What do you mean, no?

00:25:39I'll take it from Lucia

00:25:39With what I earn from the classes

00:25:41I'll give it to her

00:25:41What romantic?

00:25:43Be careful with Natalia

00:25:44He really likes cars

00:25:45If you want, I'll go so it can be cut down a little.

00:25:49This is a dream come true

00:25:51A school with my name

00:25:52Academy costs

00:25:53I don't know if that sells

00:25:54It sounds like it costs money to try.

00:25:55Emilio, would you like to be part of this educational project?

00:25:58Mr. Juan

00:25:59But don't tell me that on a balcony, I'll fall over.

00:26:00How wonderful that you trust me

00:26:02You have always been my teacher

00:26:03Like Yoda

00:26:04But handsome

00:26:05Thank you

00:26:05I've been reviewing the ministry's homologation requirements

00:26:08And I need a vedel

00:26:10Ah, from Vedel

00:26:10Yes, to go and get chalk

00:26:12Make photocopies

00:26:13You could be in observer class

00:26:14Those are practices.

00:26:16It is in front of a blackboard that a teacher is forged.

00:26:18Well, if it pays well...

00:26:20Look, please

00:26:20We are starting

00:26:21But if it's not for the money, Mr. Juan

00:26:23I was really excited about it.

00:26:24Bring in my first junk contract

00:26:25As a university student

00:26:26Welcome to the team

00:26:27Thank you so much

00:26:30Everyone here thinks I'm an idiot

00:26:32I'm holed up.

00:26:35Juan, I've been measuring

00:26:36And we can fit 60 students here

00:26:38Tight

00:26:38But that way we save on heating.

00:26:40No, no, no

00:26:40I have here the homologation standards from the ministry

00:26:42And they require a minimum of one and a half square meters per student

00:26:46Well

00:26:46And one computer for every three students

00:26:48A soundproof classroom

00:26:49Separate bathrooms

00:26:51Qualified teaching staff

00:26:52I don't know where we're going to get it from.

00:26:53Because the inspection is the day after tomorrow.

00:26:55Don't worry

00:26:55The important thing is to start classes as soon as possible.

00:26:58Look, here's the furniture budget.

00:27:00Let's see what you think.

00:27:03Okay, so what do you want to put?

00:27:05Armchairs with cup holders

00:27:06A plasma whiteboard

00:27:07It is essential

00:27:09Desks, blackboards, chalk

00:27:10The King's Portrait

00:27:11School supplies are expensive

00:27:13You have the keys to your school, right?

00:27:15Yes of course

00:27:15I'm the boss of this

00:27:17No

00:27:24Come on, let's go inside

00:27:25José Miguel, stay and watch the hallway

00:27:28I feel like I'm robbing my own house

00:27:30What does it matter?

00:27:31If the school is going to close anyway

00:27:32Besides, you've been thrown out onto the street

00:27:34This is the cimiquito

00:27:35I remember the background and that atmosphere.

00:27:37From when I was naive and happy

00:27:39Dad, shut up, you sound like the narrator of Cuéntame

00:27:41Hold on there, damn it, it's falling

00:27:43Hey, is there a physical-political map around here?

00:27:46Do they wear a lot?

00:27:49What is this?

00:27:50What is this?

00:27:51But how long have you had that punished child staring at the wall?

00:27:53There will be a viola, look, it's there...

00:27:55It's the science department, please, let's focus.

00:27:57Hey, do you have much left?

00:27:59José Miguel, don't be a pain, we're leaving now.

00:28:01No, I'm saying it because the security guard is coming.

00:28:03See? I told you so.

00:28:05Leave it to me, I can handle it, I'll take it

00:28:07No, no, I'll entertain him, I know him.

00:28:09Please don't make any noise.

00:28:17Good evening, Fabian

00:28:18Man, Mr. Cuesta

00:28:20He's locked in the teachers' lounge again.

00:28:24No, I haven't come here for one last stroll downtown

00:28:26I've let myself be carried away by nostalgia.

00:28:28What a scumbag the owner is

00:28:30Leaving the poor kids out on the street in the middle of the school year

00:28:33Why don't you join me for one last walk around the courtyard?

00:28:36No, no, thank you.

00:28:37I have to continue the round

00:28:39No, don't leave me alone, please.

00:28:41I'm very sensitive.

00:28:42Calm down, man, wait

00:28:43I'm going to treat you to a shot of orujo.

00:28:45I still have a little bit left over from the last Christmas hamper.

00:28:48These bastards sent me.

00:28:50Ah, but I used to send you a basket

00:28:52Every year

00:28:53Not you?

00:28:54Yes, yes, yes, of course

00:29:12But why are you taking out so many glasses?

00:29:14For his friends

00:29:16They might fancy a shot after loading the van.

00:29:20Fabian, I beg for your understanding

00:29:22I'm trying to set up an academy to make ends meet.

00:29:24It's okay, damn it.

00:29:27The math department has already taken all the computers

00:29:30Come on

00:29:31For early retirement

00:29:39Lucia

00:29:40Lucia, you're still there, right?

00:29:42Yes, it's annoying.

00:29:43Hey, if it's really bad, let me know and I'll hide in the bathroom

00:29:45But how am I going to recognize him?

00:29:46Look, she's going to wear a black turtleneck sweater

00:29:49His name is Gregorio

00:29:50Oh, Gregorio

00:29:51In my class there was a fat kid with pimples named Gregorio

00:29:54What does that have to do with anything?

00:29:55You pay attention

00:29:59Gregory?

00:29:59No no

00:30:00Oh, sorry, I got confused, you know?

00:30:02I'm sorry

00:30:04Thank goodness

00:30:07Dad, if you don't turn it a little bit it won't fit

00:30:09Move over there, damn it

00:30:10If it's you, lift it up a little.

00:30:12Hey Juan, I'll wait for you at home, okay?

00:30:14Careful, careful with your fingers, careful with your fingers

00:30:15Back up!

00:30:16Watch your fingers!

00:30:16Oh!

00:30:17Do you see it?

00:30:18Look

00:30:20Hello

00:30:21Natalita

00:30:22Are you at home?

00:30:24Oh, what a silly question

00:30:32Hello

00:30:34What are you doing here?

00:30:35I have a bit of a cold

00:30:36It's a habit I've had since I was little.

00:30:39When I'm sick, I come to my parents' bed.

00:30:42Could you bring me a small aspirin with some milk?

00:30:44No

00:30:45No, I'm going to make you a special infusion

00:30:48Hibiscus, rosemary, wine, mint and eucalyptus

00:30:51And then you take some herbalist pills

00:30:53They are really good

00:30:54Hello, I

00:30:57But what is this?

00:30:58But I wasn't celebrating your birthday

00:30:59Is it tomorrow?

00:31:00Damn, you don't know when your mother's birthday is, do you?

00:31:02But how could you even think of getting involved?

00:31:04If you are now brothers

00:31:05Mom, mom, listen

00:31:07What are you young people like, huh?

00:31:09You do everything you see on TV

00:31:11Get dressed

00:31:12Can you imagine?

00:31:13It's how he finds out, Juan

00:31:14The one that can assemble

00:31:17My goodness, how heavy was that thing?

00:31:23I'm exhausted

00:31:23I'm going to bed right now

00:31:24Yeah

00:31:26I've already made up the bed for you and everything

00:31:29Thank you so much

00:31:30And the duvet?

00:31:32What milk or wash?

00:31:34Because it was all full of mites

00:31:36What do you have there?

00:31:38Sorry

00:31:39Ah

00:31:48Very good

00:31:50I don't usually make love

00:31:51The night before the first day of classes

00:31:53But

00:31:54Because I can make an exception

00:31:55No, I had bought it for tomorrow.

00:31:57I thought we could celebrate

00:31:58My birthday

00:31:59Oh, really?

00:32:00Your birthday?

00:32:00Well, I was just about to congratulate you.

00:32:02As soon as the clock struck twelve

00:32:03If I've never told you when to go

00:32:04Uh, I'll make a reservation somewhere tomorrow.

00:32:07Let's celebrate here instead

00:32:08I'll prepare a romantic dinner

00:32:10It's not good to leave the house alone.

00:32:12Whatever you want, darling

00:32:13I want you to know

00:32:14Even though I'm going to be the director now

00:32:15From my own academy

00:32:17Our couple

00:32:18It remains a top priority.

00:32:20I'm going to put a glass out

00:32:21No

00:32:21I'll bring it to you.

00:32:25Man, Pablo

00:32:26Hello

00:32:27Oh, Pablo

00:32:28You can't come see me at this hour

00:32:30I made a copy of the key for him

00:32:32And he insists

00:32:33No, no, no

00:32:33No problem

00:32:34I understand perfectly.

00:32:35You miss your mother, don't you?

00:32:37Uh, yes, yes, yes

00:32:38Quite

00:32:38We were very close

00:32:39Yes, but I'm giving him two kisses now.

00:32:40And he leaves so happy

00:32:42Ale

00:32:43Out

00:32:44Well, I feel really bad

00:32:45You have given up too many things

00:32:47To come live with me

00:32:48We'll buy a sofa bed tomorrow.

00:32:50And your children are coming to live with us

00:32:51Ah, well, yes.

00:32:52All together

00:32:53Like one big family

00:32:53No, I don't think it's a good idea.

00:32:55Among the children, then

00:32:56Friction may arise

00:32:58Furthermore, my children cannot sleep

00:32:59On a sofa bed

00:33:00They have spinal deviation

00:33:02It's from birth.

00:33:04Scoliosis

00:33:04They are clearly visible

00:33:06No, no, but we're already swimming

00:33:08We're much better.

00:33:08Well, we'll sort it out somehow.

00:33:10You tell Alex

00:33:11As soon as we sort this out

00:33:12You're coming to live with your mother

00:33:13As it should be

00:33:16I insist that it's not a good idea

00:33:18Let's go to the bedroom

00:33:19And you try on the thong

00:33:20Let's see how it looks on you.

00:33:21Yeah

00:33:23Let's see if I can manage it.

00:33:26Tomorrow is going to be the birthday

00:33:27The most special thing in your life

00:33:32What does the quilt have to do with a job?

00:33:34Wasn't she washing herself?

00:33:37Yeah

00:33:37This washer dryer thing

00:33:39It's wonderful

00:33:41Okay

00:33:42Let's go to sleep

00:33:47Lucia

00:33:49Hey, it's taking a long time, isn't it?

00:33:51Am I getting drunk?

00:33:52Oh Belén, maybe this guy will stand you up.

00:33:54Fuck

00:33:54That would be the last straw.

00:33:55Even paying doesn't work anymore.

00:33:56Oh, wait, wait, wait

00:33:58One is coming

00:34:00Hey, Gregory?

00:34:01No

00:34:02But if he doesn't come, I'd be delighted to invite him for a drink.

00:34:04Are you pulling my eyebrows at me?

00:34:06If you've come in

00:34:08Hey, Belén, I'm leaving

00:34:09This guy isn't coming, okay?

00:34:10And tomorrow I have to sell a lot of vacuum cleaners.

00:34:12No

00:34:12But, Lucia

00:34:13Lucia, where are you going?

00:34:15Lucia, damn it...

00:34:16Nativity scene

00:34:18Uh, sorry

00:34:19I am Gregorio

00:34:20Sorry for the delay

00:34:21But parking around here is a nightmare.

00:34:22It's like a miracle, you know?

00:34:23Ah, a total miracle.

00:34:26Are you OK?

00:34:27Yes, yes, yes

00:34:28Well, a little drunk because of the...

00:34:33Gregory!

00:34:40Andrés, get up now

00:34:41The students are about to arrive

00:34:43Go spend the morning in the park

00:34:47I'm going to prepare breakfast

00:34:49When you get up and that

00:35:01If we're ready, shall we begin?

00:35:03Yes, yes, just a moment, we're coming.

00:35:05Can anyone tell me where Chechu is?

00:35:06How should I know?

00:35:07Javi hasn't come either.

00:35:08He came out last night.

00:35:09He'll be drunk

00:35:10Chechu has had a falling out with his girlfriend

00:35:11Holy shit, I don't think he's coming

00:35:13Damn, man, we're going to run our hearts out.

00:35:14We're missing one.

00:35:15Damn it, Diego!

00:35:17What's up, dude?

00:35:18Who is that?

00:35:20Damn, it's been a while.

00:35:22I was there playing with some friends

00:35:25I mean, dude, if it's Diego

00:35:27Hi, I'm Mauri

00:35:28Yes, it's Mauri, a friend who...

00:35:30So, I met him in...

00:35:32Well, what a surprise!

00:35:34I didn't expect to see you here.

00:35:35You see, that's life.

00:35:36Hey, you look great!

00:35:38Hey, hey, hey

00:35:39How well do you play?

00:35:40I?

00:35:40Good, good, good

00:35:41I play well

00:35:42Do you want me to give you a hand?

00:35:43No

00:35:44No

00:35:44He doesn't have a record, man.

00:35:45What are we going to say to the referee when he asks?

00:35:47I have Javi's file there

00:35:48Can we lend you your shirt?

00:35:49No way, dude.

00:35:50It doesn't look anything like it

00:35:50They're going to realize

00:35:53Okay, are we in or out?

00:35:55We are, we are

00:35:55Of course we are

00:35:56Come on, let's go!

00:35:57Come on, come on!

00:35:58We're leaving!

00:35:59Hey, what game do I play?

00:36:00It doesn't matter

00:36:01Get in the way, you're in the way

00:36:02Diangula!

00:36:03Home!

00:36:05Goes!

00:36:06Home!

00:36:07Let's eat it!

00:36:09Olé, Mauri

00:36:11Olé, Mauri

00:36:13Olé, Mauri

00:36:17Watch out for the band

00:36:19Look closely

00:36:21Mauricio is moving forward like a train

00:36:24Be careful when attacking.

00:36:28Mauricio is a defender like no other.

00:36:31Olé, Mauri

00:36:34Bullfighter of football

00:36:37Olé, Mauri

00:36:39Maestro, shoot it well

00:36:43Olé, Mauri

00:36:45What's happening?

00:36:47Why are you gay?

00:36:49If it's for this business of giving potatoes

00:36:53You prove that you are king

00:36:59Come on, Mauri!

00:37:00Get lost already, damn it!

00:37:01Go

00:37:06Not anymore!

00:37:07Stop tying me up!

00:37:08Come on, man!

00:37:09Referee, you're groping me!

00:37:12I'm overwhelming you, dude!

00:37:16She's good, she's good!

00:37:17Come on!

00:37:41Hey Lucia, do you have any toothpaste?

00:37:42Yeah

00:37:43It's because I've run out

00:37:44And you know that I

00:37:44If I don't brush my teeth in the morning

00:37:46I am not a person

00:37:46Yeah

00:37:48Roberto, I'm in a big hurry.

00:37:49I'm late

00:37:50That's great, isn't it?

00:37:51You're going to use the car for work today.

00:37:52No, no, no, no

00:37:54I'm going to finish exploring the city center today.

00:37:55I'll take it tomorrow to go out to the outskirts.

00:37:58There, there, there

00:37:59In the chalet areas

00:38:00Where I see

00:38:01The Pipower business

00:38:02Oh, so?

00:38:04The best part is that I can just grab my car there.

00:38:06No, no, no, no, no, no

00:38:07Exhaust the central zone

00:38:08It's full of retirees

00:38:09Now that their pensions have been increased

00:38:11They don't know what to spend so much money on.

00:38:12Yes, yes

00:38:13Yeah

00:38:14Oh, hey, one thing

00:38:15I forgot

00:38:16Toilet paper

00:38:17Damn, I made them an offer and they didn't even see it.

00:38:19I'm having a terrible time

00:38:20Yes, Roberto

00:38:20But tell me everything at once.

00:38:21Because I'm not selling a vacuum cleaner today.

00:38:23Or he fires me

00:38:23Marketing, Lucia

00:38:25As soon as you tell people

00:38:26A neighbor bought it for you.

00:38:28You'll definitely sell it.

00:38:32Hey, stop messing with the toilet paper, okay?

00:38:34I'll manage on my own.

00:38:35Let's see what I can find out there

00:38:36Okay, see you later

00:38:37Okay, okay, okay, okay

00:38:38That's the best, it's incredible.

00:38:40It's like it was designed for me.

00:38:41Yeah

00:38:41Wow, what a scene!

00:38:43It's like one of these connections

00:38:44What are they announcing now?

00:38:45High speed

00:38:46Yeah

00:38:46Am I catching you at a bad time?

00:38:48Yes, yes

00:38:49I'm going to see if I can fool someone

00:38:50So that I buy this

00:38:51Lucia, are you listening to me?

00:38:52Yeah

00:38:52I've found the man of my life

00:38:56Well, what if it was so wonderful?

00:38:58Why did you arrive so early?

00:38:59Didn't you hook up with him?

00:39:00No

00:39:01Well, we exchanged a few kisses at the door.

00:39:03And so we say goodbye

00:39:04But nothing more

00:39:04I want to take it one step at a time.

00:39:06But what do you mean, "little by little"?

00:39:07No, you're already 31.

00:39:09You have to go full speed ahead

00:39:10Do you really think a 40-year-old man

00:39:11Is she ready for kisses?

00:39:12No, it's on the verge of Viagra

00:39:13In stoppage time

00:39:14Ala, ala

00:39:15And the last thing I want is a tight spot

00:39:17So you'll never see him again.

00:39:18Hey, excuse me

00:39:19The last thing he told me was

00:39:20I'll call you.

00:39:21Uh, he doesn't call you.

00:39:22Hey, not all men are the same, you know?

00:39:24There are people and men.

00:39:25They look at people's inner selves

00:39:27And that, and that

00:39:29Oh, I've pooped myself

00:39:30Nativity scene

00:39:31But how many men like that

00:39:32Do you think they appear in your life?

00:39:33Fuck, fuck, fuck

00:39:35Of course, it's because I'm out of practice.

00:39:36And with how much I wanted it

00:39:38Of sleeping with him

00:39:39But why didn't you do it?

00:39:40Well, because, because, because he, he

00:39:41I don't know, I don't know

00:39:43No, no, don't overwhelm me

00:39:44Don't overwhelm me

00:39:44Okay, okay, okay

00:39:44Look

00:39:45Men, therefore, want sexy women.

00:39:47Determined, morbid

00:39:50Yeah

00:39:52Hello, Gregorio

00:39:55Yeah

00:39:56Okay

00:39:57Tonight

00:39:59Come on

00:40:01Bye

00:40:02That's the last chance he gives you

00:40:03Oh, really?

00:40:04Yeah

00:40:05Well, this one's going to discover the wild side of Bethlehem

00:40:09Goodbye, she-wolf

00:40:10Hey, I'll get you something tight.

00:40:13Well, no

00:40:15Bun

00:40:16Only

00:40:19Academy costs

00:40:21Mr. Juan

00:40:22But what's he doing out here?

00:40:23Getting ready for the opening speech?

00:40:24I'm relaxing, Emilio

00:40:25Today is a great day

00:40:26Finally I'll be able to apply my teaching methods

00:40:28Without restrictions

00:40:29Perhaps at one of those desks

00:40:31He feels like a future statesman.

00:40:32Of course

00:40:33Or a news anchor

00:40:34A linesman

00:40:35Important people with Coco

00:40:36Come on, teacher

00:40:37Don't catch a cold

00:40:37Oh well

00:40:38What's happening?

00:40:47I know who you are, you bastard.

00:40:50Come on, Juan

00:40:51That the students are waiting for

00:40:53Yes, yes, yes

00:40:54Concentration

00:40:55Yeah

00:40:58You look very handsome, Juan

00:41:00Go hard on them

00:41:01Emilio

00:41:01On the other side of that door

00:41:03There is a classroom full of children eager to learn.

00:41:29It's a magical moment

00:41:33He puts me on observation.

00:41:34But what are these people doing here?

00:41:35Where are my students?

00:41:36The academy has taken them from the square

00:41:38But you, don't worry.

00:41:39Because these kids come with a crazy desire to learn

00:41:42If I don't say no

00:41:42But I'm a primary school teacher.

00:41:44At most, first year of ESO (secondary school).

00:41:45And what grade do you think they're in?

00:41:48What are the ladies doing here?

00:41:49Why do they want to study at their age?

00:41:51I enrolled them for free

00:41:52So they don't bother you.

00:41:53Vicenta is the only one who has a school diploma.

00:41:56And I've promised you that you're going to try them.

00:41:58I don't know

00:41:58I'm going to have to adapt my teaching method.

00:42:00You'll see that you'll get used to them soon.

00:42:02This is going to be like Dead Poets Society

00:42:05Well

00:42:05I'm going to do the shopping

00:42:08Let's see

00:42:09A little silence, the class is about to begin

00:42:11Turn off your mobile phones and don't smoke

00:42:13And to speak they raise their hand

00:42:15Emilio, it's not a meeting

00:42:16Take

00:42:17Write this on the board

00:42:18Hello, everyone

00:42:19My name is Juan Cuesta and I am your teacher

00:42:22I'm going to start by assessing your knowledge

00:42:24To check the class level

00:42:25Don't hurry, I don't have time.

00:42:27Leave that alone.

00:42:27And then there's always some loser who gives you the notes

00:42:30Any volunteers to solve this simple system?

00:42:32Two equations with two unknowns?

00:42:34Me, me, me

00:42:35Yes, yes, let Vicenta come out.

00:42:37You'll see how funny it is.

00:42:38Good

00:42:38Vicenta does what she can

00:42:40I'm going to dictate some problems to you.

00:42:41Attention

00:42:42An Albacete fan

00:42:44Dissatisfaction with the referee's performance

00:42:46He throws a lighter at the linesman.

00:42:48With a force of F equal to 500 newtons

00:42:51If the linesman is at a distance of

00:42:5440...

00:42:55That?

00:42:57It's right

00:42:58Yes, pot, this Mrs. Rayman

00:43:00Give me another one, give me another one

00:43:01Hey

00:43:02Well, this school thing is going to be fun in the end.

00:43:05Yes, all we need now is for them to let us smoke.

00:43:07Do you have a light, partner?

00:43:10Okay, Natalia

00:43:12If you don't release the clutch

00:43:13The car won't leave

00:43:14Okay?

00:43:15Come on

00:43:16Again

00:43:20But slowly

00:43:20What if it doesn't get wet?

00:43:21It's you

00:43:22Are you the one who makes me nervous?

00:43:23Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on

00:43:23That it's blocked

00:43:25Leave it to me

00:43:26You'll see how quickly you understand it

00:43:27Yes, it's very easy.

00:43:30Damn, the handbrake

00:43:30Fuck

00:43:35Okay, Natalia

00:43:37Pay attention

00:43:38Okay?

00:43:38Look

00:43:39Deadlock

00:43:40Let's get started

00:43:43We engage the clutch

00:43:45We shift into first gear

00:43:46We released the handbrake

00:43:48And now releasing the clutch

00:43:50Very slowly

00:43:51The car leaves

00:43:53Pick up speed

00:43:56Shift into second gear

00:43:57Lebardo, truck!

00:44:00It was a good idea.

00:44:01This business of opening the academy, huh?

00:44:02These ideas revive

00:44:04Small businesses

00:44:05Okay, kid, Dene

00:44:07It's a joke, damn it.

00:44:08Emilio, take care of the playground

00:44:10It is also an art

00:44:11In my 20 years of experience

00:44:13I have someone looking after patios

00:44:14I've developed a sixth sense

00:44:15To dodge flying balls

00:44:17Sure, sure, sure

00:44:17You'll be like the one in Matrix.

00:44:19With bullets

00:44:19Juan, I'm coming up now

00:44:21Time to rewrite the notes neatly

00:44:22You don't run, you idiot

00:44:24We're in the middle of the big bottle.

00:44:25At the foosball exit

00:44:28Juan, Juan

00:44:29I bought you prawns

00:44:31For dinner

00:44:31I can't

00:44:32I'm allergic to seafood.

00:44:34But hey, one day is a day...

00:44:35One day

00:44:36I'm going to try making mayonnaise.

00:44:38At 10, right?

00:44:41Mr. Juan

00:44:42Subida is like a tuna commercial, huh?

00:44:43That's great, that's great

00:44:45We're having dinner with Isabel tonight.

00:44:47Okay, okay, that's it, that's it

00:44:49Isabel's birthday

00:44:50I don't have a gift.

00:44:51Those herbs have very little class.

00:44:53Those things happen at his age.

00:44:55They are not celebrated

00:44:55Come on

00:44:56All up

00:44:57Recess is over

00:44:59You should be doing this, handsome.

00:45:01Hey, Emilio

00:45:02I need you to replace me.

00:45:03In the next class

00:45:04I need to buy something.

00:45:05I?

00:45:06So what do I do?

00:45:06What should I tell them?

00:45:07No, no, don't worry.

00:45:07It's language class

00:45:08It's very simple.

00:45:09Syntactic analysis

00:45:11I've left the phrases written on the board.

00:45:13And if one gets stuck

00:45:14That the students are like the panelists on gossip shows

00:45:16They're really mean-spirited.

00:45:17No, then you assign it as homework.

00:45:19The old trick

00:45:20Luck

00:45:20I'll be right back

00:45:23Oops, I'm peeing

00:45:25This is going to be stage fright.

00:45:27Oh my God

00:45:28About me

00:45:30Come on

00:45:31To class

00:45:32Do you want to spend your whole life handing out flyers in mailboxes?

00:45:39And what are you doing sitting here?

00:45:41All you need is the flute and the dog

00:45:42This plan of yours is good for helping me.

00:45:45I've been wandering around all day without being able to get into my house

00:45:48I hadn't been to a museum in 40 years.

00:45:51Don't worry

00:45:51The plan works

00:45:52Tonight you're having dinner with your wife for her birthday.

00:45:55How is Isabel going to have dinner with me?

00:45:57And Juan?

00:45:58Juan won't be able to go

00:45:59Because he's going to be very busy

00:46:01Take

00:46:01Go buy her something cute

00:46:03Let it melt

00:46:04I'll buy her an ice cream

00:46:06Let her melt

00:46:07Don't be Forrest Gump on me

00:46:08Snow

00:46:10I wanted to talk to you

00:46:11From what you've seen this morning

00:46:13It's one thing

00:46:16Normal

00:46:16In our uncles when we wake up

00:46:18It's a shape the body has.

00:46:19From saying good morning

00:46:21Who, me?

00:46:22No no

00:46:23In general

00:46:24Andrew

00:46:25I know the temptation is great

00:46:26But we have to be strong

00:46:29It was my fault

00:46:30She looked very sexy

00:46:32Yeah

00:46:34I'm going to get the gift

00:46:38Today I'm wearing pajamas

00:46:41Hello beautiful

00:46:42We have won

00:46:43Yes

00:46:44Oh really

00:46:45Let's go to the girl

00:46:47This is the birth

00:46:48Well, so that I would do it to you

00:46:49Two, one

00:46:50And of miracles

00:46:50If you quit smoking

00:46:51Maybe you went back to defend

00:46:52As God intended

00:46:54My God

00:46:54I'm going to be so sore tomorrow

00:46:56What are you doing dressed like that?

00:46:58What's happening?

00:46:58Mauri, this is not a spa

00:47:00Nobody wears a bathrobe here

00:47:01Slippers and matching towel

00:47:02Take that off

00:47:02And how am I supposed to get to the shower?

00:47:04How are you going to get there?

00:47:05Barefoot

00:47:05You're crazy

00:47:05Have you seen the ground?

00:47:06I'll pick some mushrooms here.

00:47:07Mauri

00:47:08Okay, I'll take off my bathrobe.

00:47:09I'm going to put on underwear

00:47:10But you see naked

00:47:11Like everyone else, damn it

00:47:12But if I go through life

00:47:13Teaching the subject

00:47:14So, where's the magic?

00:47:15Uncle

00:47:16What are you dressed up as?

00:47:17I mean, I don't say anything to myself.

00:47:18That my old lady gave me

00:47:19I put it on to laugh my head off

00:47:22How horny

00:47:23A new character, isn't he?

00:47:25Yes, yes

00:47:25Thank goodness he's leaving now

00:47:26Is he leaving?

00:47:27What do you mean he's leaving?

00:47:28No, no, no

00:47:28Let him come tomorrow, man.

00:47:29We're playing for the title.

00:47:30The more of us there are, the merrier!

00:47:31No no

00:47:31Because if my colleague

00:47:32Don't do it

00:47:33There isn't that much friendship either.

00:47:34No, now, yes

00:47:34The guy is pretty bad.

00:47:36But in defense, damn it

00:47:37That's what matters

00:47:38Know?

00:47:39Distribute a wax

00:47:39You wouldn't believe it.

00:47:40Let it come

00:47:44I shower at home

00:47:51Good afternoon

00:47:52I am Don Emilio Delgado

00:47:54I'm going to teach a language class

00:47:55And I'm in a really bad mood

00:47:57Syntactic analysis

00:47:58Let's start with the first sentence.

00:48:02Even if we leave the cinema with time to spare

00:48:04We won't get to the restaurant

00:48:06If your brother doesn't hurry

00:48:10This is for home

00:48:11Next sentence

00:48:12The teacher gave the book to the student.

00:48:14At recess

00:48:15This one

00:48:17The teacher would be subject

00:48:20And all the rest predicated

00:48:22The direct object book

00:48:24And to the student at recess

00:48:26Circumstantial complement of the place

00:48:28That's it

00:48:29I don't think we need to make a lynx

00:48:30To do this

00:48:31The student would not be an indirect object

00:48:33To whom did he give the book?

00:48:34To the student

00:48:37What a son of a bitch

00:48:38You

00:48:39Outside of class

00:48:40Because?

00:48:40Because to speak, you raise your hand

00:48:42Come on

00:48:44That?

00:48:45Any other smart alecks?

00:48:47Next sentence

00:48:48Hey man

00:48:49You have no idea.

00:48:50I have repeated it four times

00:48:51And I know how this is.

00:48:52What kind of guy is this?

00:48:53Where did you get your degree?

00:48:54What the heck?

00:48:54Aren't you the goalkeeper?

00:48:55Hey hey hey hey

00:48:56It's not my turn to go to the nose clinic.

00:48:57I'm setting up a surprise checkpoint.

00:48:59Go take out the trash

00:49:00That's all you're good for.

00:49:02Vicenta

00:49:03Go to the board

00:49:03And he points the finger at everyone who speaks.

00:49:10Have you had a crash?

00:49:11With Lucia's car?

00:49:12But dude

00:49:13Against a truck

00:49:14Thank goodness we were going slowly

00:49:15The entire front panel is completely ruined.

00:49:17The radiator is fucked up

00:49:18I had it towed by a crane

00:49:19To my father's garage

00:49:20It's about women and steering wheels

00:49:22Here he is driving.

00:49:24Ready?

00:49:25Oh

00:49:25Where would you be looking?

00:49:28What do I do now?

00:49:29How do I tell Lucia?

00:49:30He's going to kill me.

00:49:30But doesn't she know?

00:49:31Did you take his car?

00:49:32No way?

00:49:33Keep your mouth shut

00:49:34When I go out and see that he's not there

00:49:36He'll think he's been robbed

00:49:37Drawer, huh?

00:49:38Does that save you time?

00:49:39Look, I have a mechanic friend.

00:49:40He gives us a price

00:49:41Or I

00:49:41He used to fix tanks in the military

00:49:43No, no, no

00:49:44I can't do that

00:49:45I have to tell Lucia the truth

00:49:47Roberto

00:49:48Has our car been stolen?

00:49:49Have you seen anything?

00:49:50It's parked out there

00:49:51Hey?

00:49:52No, no, no, no

00:49:52We haven't seen anything.

00:49:53What scum

00:49:54That's messed up, isn't it?

00:49:55They respect nothing.

00:49:56That car was really tempting.

00:49:58If it gets stolen by Eastern European mafias

00:49:59That car is already in Uzbekistan

00:50:01Or Kazakhstan

00:50:02Or a place like that

00:50:03What is outside the EU

00:50:05It's as soon as you get the euro

00:50:07It's fucked up

00:50:08No, this one is to blame.

00:50:09He'll give you a fancy car

00:50:11And then he doesn't pay for your parking space

00:50:12Okay, come on, Carlos

00:50:13Let's go to the police station

00:50:13No, no, no

00:50:14If it's not necessary

00:50:15If I buy all the cars

00:50:16I'll install a tracking chip in him

00:50:18A what?

00:50:21They activate the chip remotely.

00:50:22And in about eight hours

00:50:23They locate your car

00:50:23And then the police take over.

00:50:24Hey, what's with that chip?

00:50:26Where in the car do they hide it?

00:50:28I'm also interested in it for mountain biking.

00:50:29I use it a lot now.

00:50:30It's a secret.

00:50:31They don't even tell the customer.

00:50:32Those crooks don't know what they've done

00:50:34Yes, yes, I wanted to report a robbery

00:50:35Yeah

00:50:36The key is...

00:50:37That sucks, dude.

00:50:38That?

00:50:39No, I mean what a bummer

00:50:41For those who stole it, right?

00:50:43Because they might be people in need.

00:50:45Needed, let's go

00:50:46Let them rot in jail

00:50:49This is the biggest brown one.

00:50:51From the history of this video store

00:50:52Let's go to my father's garage

00:50:54We have to find that chip somehow.

00:50:56Come on, Guatemala operation

00:50:57Come on

00:51:00Roberto

00:51:01Hey?

00:51:01How are things with my daughter?

00:51:03You kept that quiet.

00:51:04Hey?

00:51:05Don't be shy

00:51:05I saw you putting it in the car

00:51:06Hey, don't you think he's a little too young for you?

00:51:09No, no, no, no

00:51:10I was just giving him a driving lesson

00:51:12Already

00:51:12Look, I don't care what you're doing

00:51:14I'm just going to tell you one thing

00:51:18Do you use a condom?

00:51:19Man, I usually drive with my bare hands.

00:51:21The DGT (Spanish Directorate General of Traffic) is what you insist on regarding the seat belt.

00:51:24Well, make it scarce.

00:51:24Because recklessness has its price.

00:51:26I won't say any more.

00:51:29And on top of that, he makes fun of me.

00:51:30This is the milk

00:51:31Dude, what did your eyes tell you for this week?

00:51:34Come on, let's go

00:51:37Juan

00:51:38Can you tell me where you've been?

00:51:40Emilio's whole class has been turned upside down

00:51:42I'm sorry, I've just gone crazy looking for an original gift for Isabel

00:51:45It's a vacuum-sealed clothing packaging machine.

00:51:47So that it takes up little space in the attic

00:51:49Since there are going to be many of us now

00:51:50Okay, I'm going to have dinner with her, let's see if she likes it

00:51:52What are you saying?

00:51:53If the night shift arrives in ten minutes

00:51:55Which night shift?

00:51:57The ministry requires a minimum number of students for accreditation.

00:52:00If there isn't enough room here, then we'll have to do several shifts.

00:52:03If we haven't hired teachers

00:52:04I'm working on it, but it's difficult.

00:52:06There is very little unemployment in the teaching profession.

00:52:08Is there little unemployment?

00:52:09Mr. John, I can't handle this

00:52:10Look, I've been insulted twice at the meeting.

00:52:12But it had never hurt so much.

00:52:14Hey Emilio, could you fill in for me tonight?

00:52:17Isabel has bought herself a thong.

00:52:19No, no, no

00:52:20That I chose the wrong career

00:52:21I have lost faith like the thorn bird

00:52:24Juan, now is the time to lend a hand

00:52:27We are starting

00:52:28Okay, how do I explain it to Isabel?

00:52:29Well, hurry up, because we're starting now.

00:52:31Most are immigrants

00:52:33I'm going to separate them so they don't form ghettos.

00:52:36Come on

00:52:40There

00:52:41Oh, how nice!

00:52:42Mutual

00:52:43Juan

00:52:44Juan, try this

00:52:45Let's see if you tasted mayonnaise.

00:52:47I've been trying all afternoon

00:52:49Isabel, I won't be able to have dinner with you.

00:52:51I have evening classes at the academy

00:52:53If you want to wait for me, I'll be finished at 12.

00:52:56That?

00:52:57I bet you can't guess what I bought you

00:53:03Hey Isabel, I'm sorry

00:53:04Don't worry

00:53:05We are unprofessional

00:53:07Don't worry

00:53:07The prawns are already helping me blow out the candles

00:53:10It's a vacuum-sealed clothing packaging machine.

00:53:12You're going to like it

00:53:13Juan

00:53:14Go

00:53:15Go

00:53:32Happy Birthday

00:53:35Thank you so much

00:53:39Have you had dinner?

00:53:40Me

00:53:42I've always liked sex.

00:53:44Since I was little

00:53:45Well, I started when I was 15.

00:53:47And I haven't stopped.

00:53:48It's really good for my skin.

00:53:51Well, and for other things too.

00:53:53Well, when I don't practice it

00:53:55I notice it

00:53:57Oh, really?

00:53:58And that's the impression I got last night.

00:54:00That you were very shy

00:54:01Very traditional

00:54:03I?

00:54:04Since you only gave me a little kiss

00:54:05No

00:54:07No, but that's a tactic

00:54:09To get you incredibly horny

00:54:11So today we're starting off with a bang!

00:54:14Well, if you want

00:54:15I don't want to intimidate you either.

00:54:16No, no, no, no

00:54:17I mean, that's perfect for me.

00:54:20No, of course, it's just that one always gets a bad reputation there afterwards.

00:54:22Because a guy likes sex

00:54:24And nothing happens

00:54:25Now a girl likes him

00:54:26And she's a slut

00:54:27Well

00:54:27That's my problem.

00:54:28I love that you're so free-spirited.

00:54:32Do you like fantasies?

00:54:34Or what else?

00:54:36Well

00:54:36I make up all sorts of stories on my own.

00:54:39Well

00:54:41Alone and in a group

00:54:43And with two

00:54:44And with three

00:54:45Same as me

00:54:46Do you know what one of my lifelong fantasies is?

00:54:51Have a threesome

00:54:52I've done it

00:54:52And orgies

00:54:54Oh really?

00:54:55At university in Boston

00:54:56Well, you don't know.

00:54:58What are brotherhoods like?

00:54:59He said

00:55:00Today's orgy in Alphabet

00:55:02And off we all went

00:55:04TO...

00:55:05TO...

00:55:06What time?

00:55:07Isn't it incredible that we're here now?

00:55:09So, speaking

00:55:10With that much confidence?

00:55:11As if we were lifelong friends

00:55:13Come on

00:55:14No

00:55:16Well

00:55:16I don't do to my friends what I'm going to do to you.

00:55:20And what are you going to do to me?

00:55:23Sorry

00:55:24Have the gentlemen finished?

00:55:25Yeah

00:55:26Thank you

00:55:31Hey...

00:55:31Excuse me

00:55:33This is my foot

00:55:34Ah

00:55:37Sorry

00:55:38Would you like some dessert?

00:55:39No

00:55:39The bill, please

00:55:40We are in a hurry

00:55:41Immediately

00:55:46But, Mauri

00:55:47How do you expect me not to get angry?

00:55:48That you showed up there out of treachery

00:55:49Look, I've helped you win the game

00:55:51And nobody suspected a thing

00:55:53I also have a lout by my side

00:55:57Good heavens!

00:55:59The child is asleep

00:56:00Rosa is in a bad mood.

00:56:01About our weekend

00:56:03And I preferred to leave him alone for a while.

00:56:04In the end, I also played football

00:56:06We have won two one

00:56:07Excellent!

00:56:08Hey, did you dial?

00:56:09No

00:56:10But I've kicked a lot.

00:56:11Mauri

00:56:12I ask you not to do this to me in front of my friends

00:56:14That makes me feel very uncomfortable

00:56:15Are you ashamed of me?

00:56:16What's happening?

00:56:17Am I shedding feathers across the field?

00:56:18It's not that

00:56:19Sure, it's still dangerous

00:56:20The poor can slip on the oil I'm leaking

00:56:22Mauri, don't be offended

00:56:23But it's an environment that doesn't suit you.

00:56:24Because?

00:56:25Football is a man's thing

00:56:26It's a tough thing.

00:56:27Ah, yes, I already saw it today.

00:56:28Very macho indeed.

00:56:28What do you mean?

00:56:29Diego, admit it.

00:56:30There's so much gay stuff going on there, you wouldn't believe it.

00:56:32It's great that the players wear a number on their backs

00:56:34That way you can quickly find the one you like

00:56:36Look, Mauri

00:56:36Don't start one of your crusades to homosexualize the planet, okay?

00:56:39I?

00:56:39Excuse me, but I saw you when you scored a goal

00:56:41Fran gave you a kiss and a slap on the butt

00:56:42And?

00:56:43What do you mean, "so what?"

00:56:44If we win the game tomorrow

00:56:45He might even give you a quickie in the center of the field

00:56:46Mauri, why don't you watch football?

00:56:48But that's normal.

00:56:48This is how people celebrate goals

00:56:50Gays

00:56:50All gay

00:56:51In the shower, at least three people have stared at my package.

00:56:53Three

00:56:54I don't understand why it's attracting attention

00:56:55That's why I avoid crowds of men.

00:56:57Do you think that's normal?

00:56:58Mauri, they're all married

00:57:00And?

00:57:00Well, there are plenty of married gay men like that.

00:57:02Gay marriage has been legal for centuries.

00:57:04The thing is, they marry women, I don't know why.

00:57:06Okay, fine, yes, you're right.

00:57:07Whatever you want

00:57:08I'm just asking that you stay here tomorrow.

00:57:09And let me go to the game alone

00:57:11Forgive me, but the team needs me

00:57:12I've been told I'm a defensive midfielder.

00:57:14That sounds great!

00:57:15Besides, I don't trust Fran

00:57:16But when we went out together, he was the one who got all the girls.

00:57:18Look, I don't know if he was the terror of the girls or the queen of the school

00:57:21But we gays notice those things.

00:57:23Yes, what are you?

00:57:24Mutants, like the X-Men

00:57:25Excuse me, but you're the only mutant.

00:57:27That one day it seems you know who you are

00:57:28And the next day you forget

00:57:30Are you angry?

00:57:31No, it's just that I've suddenly forgotten what I'm doing here.

00:57:35It's because of the pressure of the match.

00:57:38Okay, so what?

00:57:39Two to one, right?

00:57:39Yes, and I got a yellow card, what a mess!

00:57:41Well, I'm going to see you tomorrow.

00:57:44Yes, Alicia, aunt, my car was stolen really badly.

00:57:47You see?

00:57:48Well, and Belén has a boyfriend

00:57:50Yes, you're missing out on a lot of things.

00:57:53No, no, no, I don't know him.

00:57:54Yes, that's precisely why I'm here at your house.

00:57:56To see if I can spot them

00:57:57So what's the situation with Emilio?

00:57:59Okay, ladies, stop gossiping, it's getting late.

00:58:02And what do you do?

00:58:03This week the gossip mill is really dull.

00:58:05Okay, fine.

00:58:06Belén has a boyfriend

00:58:08But come on, it's not really an achievement.

00:58:09Because it was through a marriage agency

00:58:11Oh, that's great!

00:58:12And could you get one for me?

00:58:14Vicenta, your first choice is Lourdes

00:58:16Anything else is just throwing money away

00:58:17Let's see, the women who talk about how big the patio is

00:58:19Can we all be quiet for a little while?

00:58:20Hey Kevin, smell what you're cooking

00:58:22Rul, a Tupperware container!

00:58:24What nerve!

00:58:25But if it's your fault

00:58:26Why are you looking out?

00:58:28That's also true

00:58:31They're coming, they're coming

00:58:32I'll tell you later.

00:58:33Hey, there's a news update coming soon, okay?

00:58:35Well, this is my house

00:58:38It's for rent

00:58:39That's why it's not very decorated.

00:58:41But the bed is very comfortable

00:58:44Well, hey, nothing.

00:58:45I've already watered your plants, okay?

00:58:46Everything is ready.

00:58:47What plants?

00:58:48Hello

00:58:48It must be Gregorio, right?

00:58:50No, it's the taxi driver.

00:58:51I've left my wallet behind.

00:58:52Well, that's it, I'm delighted, eh?

00:58:54Bye

00:58:55Excellent!

00:58:56How much did the agency charge you?

00:58:59Well

00:59:00Well, nothing.

00:59:01That?

00:59:02Shall we have something to drink?

00:59:03Or should we skip the preliminaries?

00:59:05Uh, no, if you want we can have a drink while...

00:59:08Damn it...

00:59:09That?

00:59:11That?

00:59:11Hello, are you okay, Gregorio?

00:59:13I'm Karen

00:59:13Uh, yeah

00:59:15Hey, come in, come in

00:59:15Look, this is Belén

00:59:16The girl I told you about on the phone

00:59:18Hello

00:59:18How are you?

00:59:19Hello

00:59:20Good

00:59:20And she is Karen

00:59:22She is a co-worker

00:59:23Which would also make her very happy

00:59:25The thing about having a threesome

00:59:25And as we were talking about before

00:59:27So I thought of calling her

00:59:28Let's see if he was okay with it

00:59:29And we are

00:59:32A trio

00:59:33Now

00:59:33Yes, well, I sent him your photo

00:59:35Via mobile

00:59:36And he loved it.

00:59:38Advantages of multimedia roll, girl

00:59:40Hey, do you like Karen?

00:59:43Well, uh, yes, yes

00:59:45It is, it is, it is very, it's very good

00:59:47Very pretty

00:59:49I'm a little nervous

00:59:50It's my first threesome

00:59:50But anyway, Gregorio told me that you're an expert.

00:59:53Well, I've done my little things

00:59:56Tell him, tell him about the orgies in Bostro

00:59:59I don't like to brag either.

01:00:00We do one thing

01:00:01We'll have a drink if we loosen up.

01:00:03No, today's not a good day for a threesome.

01:00:05No, because I went to the gym yesterday and I'm sore.

01:00:08And there are positions we won't be able to do.

01:00:10But it doesn't matter, we can have a first contact

01:00:13No, uh, no, no

01:00:14Listen to me, I'm the one who knows.

01:00:15The first time you have to do it right.

01:00:17Because it leaves a big mark later on.

01:00:19Well, then nothing.

01:00:20So see you tomorrow

01:00:21Okay, okay

01:00:22That's how we all take it

01:00:23With more...

01:00:25No?

01:00:25Well, then, nothing.

01:00:27See you tomorrow

01:00:36Well

01:00:38Bye

01:00:38Hey, could it be at seven?

01:00:40Then I have my niece's birthday

01:00:42Oh, yes, okay.

01:00:43Very good

01:00:43Yes, yes, we called each other and arranged a time.

01:00:49Hey, don't do it yourselves first, okay?

01:00:52What a trap!

01:00:57But why the hell am I doing this to Lucia?

01:01:06I've found it, I've found it

01:01:07Let's see

01:01:11Mariano, damn it

01:01:12This is a spare fuse

01:01:13Well, if it's going to be put

01:01:15Someone remember

01:01:16Damn, man

01:01:17We won't know how to put this together later.

01:01:18Yes, man

01:01:19I go to Ikea a lot.

01:01:20Does anyone know what we're looking for?

01:01:21A chip, damn it, a chip

01:01:22Yes, but what does it look like?

01:01:24This is what pisses me off

01:01:24So much electronics and so much bullshit

01:01:26In the era of the platinum ones

01:01:28This didn't happen

01:01:29Holy shit, dude, twelve o'clock

01:01:30I'm leaving, my father will kill me

01:01:31No, wait

01:01:32Where are you going now?

01:01:33We're running out of time.

01:01:34Josemi!

01:01:38Police, exit slowly

01:01:39With hands on head

01:01:40Holy shit

01:01:41We are dangerous Romans

01:01:43Dimitri

01:01:44Pass me the little calandico

01:01:45What are you saying?

01:01:45And now how scared they are

01:01:46Let's go

01:01:47That way, that way

01:01:51How are you, agent?

01:01:52Well, that's it, here

01:01:53Doing a little tuning

01:01:55Any problem?

01:01:59Okay, then

01:02:00As soon as the sofa bed is ready

01:02:01We're coming, right?

01:02:02We with one member

01:02:02We already have plenty of privacy.

01:02:04Yes, because Nieves

01:02:05With this whole academy thing

01:02:06It makes us get up early

01:02:06And then I was at university

01:02:07I fall asleep exhausted

01:02:08At the tuna's premises

01:02:09Juan, I still think

01:02:11And my children are better off with Andrés.

01:02:13Yeah

01:02:14And it seems not just your children.

01:02:17Don't you think it's a little early?

01:02:19For digs?

01:02:20I just don't understand

01:02:21What was he doing here last night?

01:02:22Celebrating your birthday

01:02:23Well, he came to bring me a gift

01:02:25And since you weren't there

01:02:26He stayed to try the mayonnaise.

01:02:28And he liked it

01:02:29See?

01:02:29Morning row

01:02:30I feel right at home here.

01:02:32Well, Natalia

01:02:33And how are your driving lessons going?

01:02:34Okay, okay

01:02:36Very good

01:02:37What is the name of the driving school?

01:02:38Which one have you signed up for?

01:02:40Fifth gear

01:02:41Fifth gear

01:02:43Natalia

01:02:43Do you know if there's one thing I can't stand?

01:02:45Dad, it's true

01:02:46You told me you were going to trust me

01:02:47No, I trust.

01:02:50I trust

01:02:50Liar!

01:02:51Hey, Juan

01:02:53Milk

01:02:53Roberto is giving you the classes

01:02:55He's the one involved with you, isn't he?

01:02:57What's happening?

01:02:57Are you following me again?

01:02:58Juan

01:02:59She's not involved with Roberto

01:03:00But you know who it is.

01:03:02You are hiding information from me

01:03:03This is a conspiracy

01:03:04Dad

01:03:04If you want, I can investigate.

01:03:06Don't mess with my sister

01:03:07What are you on about?

01:03:07Show respect to your father

01:03:08Which of the three?

01:03:09Which three?

01:03:10What's going on here?

01:03:11Juan

01:03:11Can you come with me to the kitchen for a moment?

01:03:14Natalia

01:03:17Isabel

01:03:18There is another man

01:03:19That?

01:03:20What are you saying?

01:03:21Look, Juan

01:03:22My children are not here

01:03:23What if you're still determined to do this?

01:03:25Something like

01:03:25Little House on the Prairie?

01:03:27I'm washing my hands of it.

01:03:28Okay, relax

01:03:30You're a little upset about being stood up last night.

01:03:32But I will make it up to you.

01:03:34That's not it

01:03:34Well, also

01:03:36That's it

01:03:36Look

01:03:37Today, you and I are going to have a romantic picnic in the park.

01:03:40And we talked about things

01:03:41A picnic?

01:03:43In winter?

01:03:44Better

01:03:44Fewer people

01:03:45Innermost

01:03:46We rented a boat on the lake

01:03:49But John

01:03:50I have to go to yoga classes

01:03:51And then we have

01:03:51No problem

01:03:52See you there!

01:03:53Me when I finish classes

01:03:54I'm on my way there

01:03:55What do you think?

01:03:56Absolutely absurd

01:03:57I love

01:03:58I've brought some snacks.

01:04:00Okay, I won't let you down.

01:04:01Oh no!

01:04:06Andrés, come here

01:04:08Ugh, I feel awful.

01:04:10That mayonnaise has destroyed me from the inside out

01:04:12What you have to do for love

01:04:14Listen

01:04:15Little Red Riding Hood Herbs is going to the park with her little basket

01:04:18And who will he find there?

01:04:20To the wolf

01:04:21Come on, get dressed

01:04:22That?

01:04:24Look, honey, shall we go now?

01:04:26It's the last one, the last one that I have to do.

01:04:28Take!

01:04:29See?

01:04:29That's called a Chilean.

01:04:30I've put it right in the corner.

01:04:32Of course, with one attacking midfielder and two strikers you can't really close down the back properly

01:04:34Bring it here, if you have to play with a double pivot and leave the wings for the wing-backs

01:04:38But don't freak out, I'm giving you a beating.

01:04:40What are you doing?

01:04:41Learning tactics before the match

01:04:42I already know what a wall is.

01:04:44I just didn't understand anything

01:04:44Oh, so you're coming after all?

01:04:46I can't say no

01:04:47Your colleagues have called me to tell me that they have prepared a file for me.

01:04:49I asked them for a t-shirt with the number 4 on it.

01:04:50Like Guardiola, who was gorgeous

01:04:52We're going to come see you

01:04:53Oh, really?

01:04:54Please, don't let my colleagues know that Mauri and I are a couple.

01:04:56Nobody's gay here until the game's over

01:05:12Boo!

01:05:13What's up, my friend?

01:05:15The kangaroo

01:05:15That

01:05:16I am Luis Miguel

01:05:18Luis Miguel

01:05:19Come on, Luis Mi

01:05:21Luis Mi

01:05:22Let's go and warm up in time.

01:05:23Hey

01:05:24Hey, Mauri, you weren't injured.

01:05:25Yes, but I had a reflexology session at Podal and I feel like new.

01:05:29What have you done to yourself?

01:05:29Nothing, it's already passed.

01:05:32So, we're left without a romantic getaway and on top of that we have to go see Mauri acting like a fool.

01:05:36Did you speed up the airflow to Antonio a little?

01:05:37Come on, if we don't have anything better to do

01:05:39You'll see how much we laugh.

01:05:40The kangaroo says the idiot

01:05:42Oh, Rosa

01:05:44Okay, calm down, okay?

01:05:45I'll close it up when I leave.

01:05:49Awesome, high-speed internet

01:05:53Matajari

01:05:53How was your night with your hired boyfriend?

01:05:55What? He finally fell, didn't he?

01:05:57No way?

01:05:58Don't tell me it's a traditional

01:06:00What's wrong? Does he want to go slowly?

01:06:02Yes, slowly

01:06:03He suggested a threesome

01:06:05What are you saying? How are you?

01:06:07What do you mean, how are you?

01:06:09Nothing happened

01:06:10I told him I had muscle soreness.

01:06:11Because of you, people think I'm an escape.

01:06:13Two guys for you, that's intense

01:06:15No, no, no

01:06:16They weren't two guys.

01:06:17It was him and a friend of his.

01:06:19Who comes here on an adventure

01:06:20Oh, with a woman?

01:06:21Man, I wouldn't do it.

01:06:22But it has to have its morbid side.

01:06:23Lucia, please

01:06:24How am I going to manage with a woman?

01:06:25Don't scare me

01:06:26Well, I don't know, maybe you don't have to do anything with it.

01:06:28You take turns.

01:06:29Sure, and while they're busy setting it up themselves

01:06:31I pick up a magazine

01:06:31Like the hair salon

01:06:33Man, we have to participate

01:06:34I don't know, give him a few spanks on the bottom

01:06:36You touch her breasts

01:06:37Let's see if she's had them operated on.

01:06:38Then we gossiped

01:06:39I don't know, I'm just giving you ideas.

01:06:40Fuck

01:06:41For an uncle I like

01:06:42Things have really changed.

01:06:44Children's stories were so lovely.

01:06:46Now comes your prince charming

01:06:47And the trio is formed with the witch.

01:06:48What's happening?

01:06:49She was ugly

01:06:50No way?

01:06:50Well, it was delicious.

01:06:52Tall, blonde

01:06:53Come on, I was the substitute.

01:06:55The moriente of the trio

01:06:56There was no room there

01:06:57You shout more than the other one

01:06:58And you take it with you

01:06:59A threesome is like the game show Pasapalabra.

01:07:00The one who wins, repeats.

01:07:01You don't want to go out with him

01:07:03Yeah

01:07:03That's it?

01:07:04Yes, I love it, Gregorio

01:07:05Well, if we start like this

01:07:06How are we going to celebrate?

01:07:07Our fifth anniversary?

01:07:09Bethlehem, go for it!

01:07:10Didn't you say you needed

01:07:11A change in your life?

01:07:12Well, that's it

01:07:12This is your chance

01:07:13Maybe it will suit you.

01:07:14No, no

01:07:15What happened, what happened

01:07:16Well, nothing much.

01:07:17We called Alice

01:07:18And we give him the phone number

01:07:19This guy

01:07:20Didn't she say it's her favorite fantasy?

01:07:22No, no, sorry

01:07:22This trio is mine

01:07:23Yeah, well, but nothing.

01:07:24If you are an old

01:07:25You're going to be uncomfortable

01:07:25I'm not old-fashioned.

01:07:26I'm not old-fashioned.

01:07:27No, no

01:07:27Let her tell you.

01:07:28As you always do

01:07:29That's it

01:07:29This time I'll tell you.

01:07:31I'll get it done tonight.

01:07:32With Gregory

01:07:33And with my Denmark

01:07:34Sure?

01:07:35Yeah

01:07:35I'm going to scare my hair

01:07:37Very good

01:07:38Hey, if she's tall

01:07:39Put on heels

01:07:40I know.

01:07:45Yeah?

01:07:45Lucia, this is Carlos

01:07:47Hey, the police

01:07:48He found the car

01:07:50Guess who stole it?

01:07:51Damn, they really went too far, man.

01:07:53All night at the police station

01:07:54Hey, well, once you say he complains

01:07:56Hey, let's drop that subject, okay?

01:07:57No, no, no

01:07:57This is to report to the police

01:07:59They haven't stopped calling us.

01:08:00Yes, I did it.

01:08:01To 906

01:08:02So they can go to hell

01:08:08Hi how are things?

01:08:09What a beautiful morning it is, isn't it?

01:08:12Hey, Lucia

01:08:12Before you say anything

01:08:14I took your car, okay?

01:08:15But to help you

01:08:16I was planning to give Natalia driving lessons

01:08:18For...

01:08:19Hey, wait, let me explain.

01:08:20No, no, no, no

01:08:20Leave her alone, okay?

01:08:21She's very angry

01:08:27What a mess, Roberto

01:08:29But, dude, you do all the work for me

01:08:31I need to talk to her

01:08:33Stop, stop, stop!

01:08:34There is a lot of anger, and it's being held back.

01:08:36An angry woman is like a "don't wait" today.

01:08:38But without the little whistle to warn you

01:08:40But you have to go up with a plan

01:08:41Well, I'll leave you brainstorming.

01:08:43If you think of anything, let me know.

01:08:49Hey, how are you doing financially?

01:08:52Because?

01:08:53Because?

01:08:55I remind you that our first extracurricular activity

01:08:58It will be on February 20th

01:08:59Where we will all go together to vote in the referendum

01:09:02For the European Constitution

01:09:03Because we must exercise our democratic right to vote.

01:09:06In this united Europe of ours

01:09:08And then you will write a one-page essay

01:09:11Expressing your feelings as citizens

01:09:13Does it count towards the final grade?

01:09:16Okay, I'm leaving.

01:09:18I'm going on a picnic with Isabel

01:09:19What are you saying?

01:09:20If the people from the Ministry are on their way

01:09:22For homologation

01:09:23I heard?

01:09:24But it wasn't tomorrow.

01:09:25I told you so.

01:09:26You're not focused on what you're doing, huh?

01:09:27But we don't even have teachers.

01:09:29Nothing.

01:09:29It's going to be a catastrophe

01:09:30Yes, we have them.

01:09:31The ladies and I

01:09:33I'm the math teacher.

01:09:34My story

01:09:36I, ethics and religion

01:09:37I really want to talk about condoms.

01:09:39No, Nieves

01:09:40This is nonsense

01:09:41You won't believe that...

01:09:41Yes, with what Roldán did in business

01:09:43This also works.

01:09:44José Miguel

01:09:45He forged using a computer

01:09:47Titles and CVs

01:09:48I studied in Ireland

01:09:50Isabel is going to kill me

01:09:51I need to call her

01:09:57I don't know the plan.

01:10:00Originals

01:10:01Nobody has thought of it.

01:10:03Oh

01:10:04Oh my God

01:10:06The mobile

01:10:07And who will it be now?

01:10:10And for God's sake

01:10:14Oh, the mobile phone.

01:10:15What do I do now?

01:10:18Hey!

01:10:19Hey!

01:10:21Mister!

01:10:22I dropped my phone!

01:10:24Ah

01:10:25And?

01:10:26Hey!

01:10:27That...

01:10:29Look it up for me, won't you?

01:10:30Now comes the army diving unit

01:10:34Ah!

01:10:35Ah, okay!

01:10:37Thank you so much!

01:10:38How nice!

01:10:42Man, Isabel

01:10:43What are you doing here?

01:10:45Well

01:10:45That's exactly what I was wondering just now.

01:10:47And you?

01:10:48Well

01:10:49I come here to train every morning.

01:10:52Since I don't have money to pay for the gym

01:10:55Already

01:10:56It won't pick up.

01:10:57I'm going to look for her

01:10:58I can't stand her up again.

01:10:59John, the people from the ministry are coming.

01:11:00You don't play around with bread, okay?

01:11:01I won't take any time.

01:11:02Keep them entertained until I get back

01:11:03And what do I tell them?

01:11:04Show them the facilities

01:11:06The library

01:11:07The heated pool

01:11:09The auditorium

01:11:12Okay, guys, let's go

01:11:13Just a moment

01:11:14Okay, let's focus

01:11:15Come on

01:11:16Come on

01:11:16We don't suck, okay?

01:11:18Hey?

01:11:18We passed the ball

01:11:19At first touch

01:11:20Pim, pam, pim, pam

01:11:20OK?

01:11:21And we didn't sprint at the beginning.

01:11:22We'll hold back, okay?

01:11:24We have to make it to halftime alive

01:11:25Hey?

01:11:25And watch out for the number nine.

01:11:26Which is very good

01:11:27Okay, Mauri

01:11:27That?

01:11:28The number nine for you

01:11:28For me

01:11:29Okay, I want you to ruin his performance, man.

01:11:31Let it be his shadow

01:11:31Puyol style, huh?

01:11:33Come on!

01:11:34Come on, come on, come on!

01:11:35Come on, come on, come on!

01:11:36Are we ready?

01:11:37No, let's not start, okay?

01:11:38Hey

01:11:38Come on, Mauri!

01:11:41Hey, what I didn't understand

01:11:42That's Jordi Puyol's thing

01:11:43If that man is very old

01:11:44What does this have to do with football?

01:11:45Cover for number nine, damn it!

01:11:46To the ninth

01:11:46What's wrong with you?

01:11:47Maur!

01:11:49Hey, this aunt, Rosa

01:11:50Your wife's friend

01:11:51She's hot, like, seriously hot.

01:11:52Does she have a boyfriend?

01:11:53No, she doesn't have a boyfriend.

01:11:54And do you think I have it?

01:11:55Any possibility?

01:11:56Well, there's always one.

01:11:57But it's very narrow, you know?

01:11:58You have to be very determined.

01:12:03Nine, nine, nine!

01:12:04Olé, Mauri

01:12:05Olé, Mauri

01:12:07What's happening?

01:12:09Why are you gay?

01:12:11If it's for this business of giving potatoes

01:12:16You prove that you are king

01:12:19Hey!

01:12:22Did you jump?

01:12:23Did you have sex, man?

01:12:24Is that a card?

01:12:26Very good

01:12:27Out on the street

01:12:27For jumping into the pool

01:12:28No, no, you

01:12:29The 4

01:12:29Out

01:12:29I?

01:12:30No, Mauri, don't worry.

01:12:31What are you saying?

01:12:32But if he gives him the ball

01:12:33It's right here

01:12:34Hey!

01:12:34No, no, no!

01:12:36Mauri, get out of there!

01:12:38Let him!

01:12:38What are you doing, friends?

01:12:39How have they gotten so far?

01:12:45Come on, come on, come on, come on!

01:12:51Without triumphalism

01:12:52There's still a long way to go in the game.

01:12:53Well whistled

01:12:58Okay, well, whatever, come on.

01:12:59Let's get rolling!

01:13:10Hey, let me talk, okay?

01:13:12This is my doing

01:13:19Hello

01:13:20What do you want?

01:13:21Are you here to steal my mini stereo system or my television?

01:13:24How does this woman handle irony?

01:13:26No, listen, Lucia

01:13:28I'm...

01:13:29Well, we are all very sorry for what happened

01:13:31And even though we did it to help you

01:13:33Well, we feel very miserable.

01:13:35A lot

01:13:37So we've run the numbers

01:13:38And we're going to buy you a vacuum cleaner on installments.

01:13:40Look

01:13:41The first term

01:13:42I'll pay you in cash.

01:13:44So you have cash

01:13:45Thank you

01:13:48Wait for me a moment

01:13:49Look

01:13:49You have to fill me up

01:13:51Nothing here

01:13:52Please give me your account number

01:13:53A little signature down here

01:13:54And that's it.

01:13:55Right now?

01:13:56You put yours in.

01:13:57I just changed banks

01:13:58And I have a mess of numbers

01:14:00Oops!

01:14:00Wow!

01:14:02Congratulations

01:14:02There you have yours

01:14:04Pipower Turbo Clean 5000

01:14:06With this sale, you won't get fired from your job, right?

01:14:08Yes, especially since I said goodbye this morning.

01:14:10But come on, selling one boosts morale, right?

01:14:13Bye

01:14:15So, we bought this thing for nothing.

01:14:18Well, not at all, right?

01:14:21Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

01:14:22We work the kidneys a little more

01:14:25Damn, this is better than sex

01:14:26At least as I remember it

01:14:28Well, it's the accessory for cleaning sofas.

01:14:30Hey, come on, Mariano's been here a long time.

01:14:31It's my turn

01:14:32Hey man, I've got a muscle built up

01:14:34But what muscle mounted?

01:14:35This belongs to all three of us.

01:14:35Come on, outside

01:14:36Fuck, okay, damn it

01:14:38Paquito, you put this here

01:14:39And a ray machine

01:14:41Come upstairs and we'll disappear, I'm telling you.

01:14:43Okay, so when's my turn?

01:14:46Where could this woman have gone?

01:14:50The phone fell over here

01:14:52Here

01:14:54And I've been told that the army divers are coming now.

01:14:57But I don't know, it seems like they're taking a while.

01:14:59Army divers?

01:15:01Isabel, we need to talk about our situation.

01:15:03I am willing to change

01:15:07What's he doing here?

01:15:09Hey, Isabel!

01:15:11Listen

01:15:13Hey, hey, hey, that's three euros

01:15:14This is an emergency

01:15:16Andrew!

01:15:17Oh, look, Juan's coming in the end.

01:15:19And now we'll all clarify it.

01:15:21I'll make you sandwiches

01:15:22Come on, whatever you prefer

01:15:25But can you tell me what you're doing here?

01:15:27Okay, Popeye, relax

01:15:29Did we meet by chance?

01:15:31Yes, of course, right here in the middle, aren't we?

01:15:33Nobody would think of that.

01:15:35Your wife is with me, accept it once and for all

01:15:37That's something she'll have to decide.

01:15:39Can you call me on my mobile for a moment?

01:15:41Let's see if it lights up.

01:15:42Well, she passes.

01:15:44This is between us

01:15:45Of course it's between us

01:15:46Come here

01:15:47That's all I needed

01:15:50Some drunks playing pirates

01:15:53Patapalo, you're going to fall

01:15:55Juanito, don't get all worked up on me

01:15:57Monk, that olin, we have it

01:15:59Excuse me, please

01:16:00Do you want to stop promoting the brand?

01:16:02I'm feeling dizzy.

01:16:15Thank you!

01:16:16Hey!

01:16:17Mister!

01:16:18And the divers?

01:16:23No, Mika, because I have enough money to buy myself some shoes

01:16:29Emilio, are you okay?

01:16:30Yes, yes

01:16:31Except I've realized that I'm good for nothing.

01:16:33But anyway, tonight I'm going to watch infomercials

01:16:35I'm buying a set of Teflon-coated pans.

01:16:37And it passes.

01:16:39Relax, yes...

01:16:39It is in bad times that one truly gets to know oneself

01:16:42Yes, that's nice.

01:16:44Hey, do you know if Belén is upstairs?

01:16:46Let's see if it cheers me up a bit.

01:16:47Well, I don't think it's a good time.

01:16:48Because she just got a boyfriend and they're going to have a threesome

01:16:50But come on, I'll tell you straight up.

01:16:51Because the store is closing on me.

01:16:52But as a trio, if they sing terribly...

01:16:54No, not those, not us, the ones in bed.

01:16:56With two uncles at the same time

01:16:57But if not, then maybe with one.

01:16:58No, with an uncle and an aunt and Belén

01:17:00Belén and an aunt?

01:17:01That?

01:17:01And I'm going to miss out on that, beautiful.

01:17:02It is a natural antidepressant

01:17:03Well, look, Emilio, I haven't said anything to you, okay?

01:17:06What a bitch

01:17:07He tells me we're friends, but he doesn't count on me for anything.

01:17:12Well

01:17:15Well, nothing much.

01:17:19Sorry if we're a little nervous.

01:17:21It's the first time we're going to have a threesome and we don't have...

01:17:23Sure, if it's normal, normal

01:17:27Hey, if you don't see it clearly, we'll leave it at that, okay?

01:17:30It's best not to force the situation

01:17:32No, no, I really want to

01:17:33Okay, okay, okay, okay

01:17:35No, no, it's just that I always ask

01:17:38Uh-huh

01:17:39Well

01:17:42Well...

01:17:51Are you hungry?

01:17:52Get some chips

01:17:53What's happening?

01:17:54You're uncomfortable

01:17:54Are we doing something wrong?

01:17:55No, no, no, no, no, no

01:17:57I've suddenly gotten hungry

01:17:58Since the body knows it's going to expend energy, well...

01:18:01Well...

01:18:04If you want, I'll stand in the center.

01:18:07And I'm going...

01:18:08Okay, okay, fine, if you want

01:18:11Okay, let's do one thing

01:18:12Should I take that side?

01:18:13Yes, well, yes, we'll all take turns.

01:18:14Like in the potato ring

01:18:15Yes, yes, this is like...

01:18:18This is the technique

01:18:19Ah

01:18:19This is

01:18:21That's better, then.

01:18:22Are you all right?

01:18:23Good

01:18:24Good

01:18:24Well, that's what it's about

01:18:53Dick

01:18:56Oh, oh, oh

01:18:57What doesn't stick?

01:18:58Yes, you can, Belén

01:18:59I'll help you

01:19:00But who is this guy?

01:19:01No, please, I'm busy

01:19:03Don't be a jerk, you're busy

01:19:04Let's balance things out

01:19:06What's your take on it?

01:19:07Man...

01:19:07He is the building's doorman.

01:19:09That I've had a fling with him

01:19:10But he hasn't gotten over it.

01:19:11Have you also tried to take on the goalkeeper?

01:19:13Belén, this is too late, okay?

01:19:14I mean, I want to say

01:19:15We don't have as much experience as you.

01:19:17And an orgy like that with so many men

01:19:18I just don't...

01:19:19No, no, but I really don't want to have an orgy.

01:19:21And even less so with this one

01:19:22Not all of us studied in Boston like you.

01:19:24In Boston?

01:19:25But if this is the furthest it's ever gone

01:19:27Andorra has gone to buy a Wallman

01:19:28What did you tell them?

01:19:29He's been to England, ghost.

01:19:30Boston is in the United States

01:19:32Hick

01:19:32Well, we're going to start leaving now.

01:19:35Yes, better

01:19:36I left my husband with the child and I don't trust him.

01:19:38No, listen, I promise you I'm a normal girl, okay?

01:19:41Really, Gregory

01:19:42Hey, are you going to call me again?

01:19:48But you're wrong, huh?

01:19:49Ever since you lost that with me, you've lost your way.

01:19:51But you're stupid, aren't you?

01:19:52Who will be the man of my life?

01:19:54The thing is, Lucía has started to confuse me.

01:19:55And she told me to behave like a she-wolf and that...

01:19:58Of course, because orgies should be done with people you trust.

01:20:00With me, with the dick, with Alicia, with Natalia

01:20:02And we called Paquito as a substitute in case I had a meltdown.

01:20:04That everything could be

01:20:05Go away, go away from here

01:20:06But don't let the heat of the moment get to you, it could give you an ulcer.

01:20:08Come on, I'll fix this in a moment

01:20:10Emilio

01:20:10But I don't feel like it, but if it's for you

01:20:12Emilio, please

01:20:13Emilio, I'm signed up with a marriage agency

01:20:16And there are 1,200 men wanting to meet me

01:20:18No, 1,199

01:20:19And going down, because this one isn't coming back.

01:20:22You're crazy

01:20:29Hope is never lost

01:20:32What a disaster

01:20:41Okay, just a moment of attention.

01:20:44Please, gentlemen

01:20:45I want to make a toast

01:20:46Here's to the team's new star signing

01:20:49The reaper

01:20:52That has been taken down to 9

01:20:54That has been taken down to 9

01:20:54The only one who scored goals

01:20:55By Mauri

01:20:56By Mauri

01:20:57Thank you so much, really

01:20:59This is the first time I've won anything for playing sports.

01:21:00Come on, damn it, it's not that big of a deal, is it?

01:21:04Hey, have you ever told yourself that you look a lot like Jennifer Lopez?

01:21:08No

01:21:09No, you're not the first.

01:21:12What are you doing?

01:21:13What's wrong? Don't you like it?

01:21:14I'd heard you were into that kind of thing.

01:21:16I'm a lesbian, you idiot.

01:21:17I'm with her

01:21:18Oh, sorry.

01:21:20Sorry

01:21:20Okay, I'll give him a kiss when he scores a goal

01:21:22But why is he hugging her now?

01:21:24Man, those neighborhood champions are celebrating!

01:21:26How awful

01:21:28Did you know that Mauri's wife is a lesbian?

01:21:31That?

01:21:32Rosa told me she's involved with her

01:21:34Mauri

01:21:35Did you tell that guy to hit on me?

01:21:37Uncle?

01:21:38No, no, no, no

01:21:39Did he like it?

01:21:40Are you that feminine?

01:21:42Okay guys, hold on a minute, please

01:21:44What are you going to do?

01:21:45Rosa, no

01:21:45The star player on your team here is gay

01:21:48Look at his wife, she's my girlfriend, okay?

01:21:50Thank you very much, you can now continue with the party

01:21:54Yes, well, yes

01:21:55Mauri is gay

01:21:57He doesn't want to come out of the closet, and we have to respect that.

01:21:59No, one moment

01:22:00I am very proud of who I am

01:22:02You're the one who doesn't want anyone to train.

01:22:04He's gay too, and we're a couple.

01:22:07No, look, the problem is that he's in love with me

01:22:09But I told him no.

01:22:10Don't worry

01:22:10We already knew about you.

01:22:13As?

01:22:14The day after we broke up, your wife started calling us one by one.

01:22:16To tell us what's going on

01:22:17Luis arranged to have dinner with her that night.

01:22:19Yes, but nothing happened, okay?

01:22:21He spent the whole night badmouthing you, that's all.

01:22:23If your situation was very clear

01:22:25What I didn't expect was that Mauri was gay.

01:22:27Doesn't anything suit you?

01:22:28A myth has been shattered for me.

01:22:29Like George Michael

01:22:30Are you calling me straight?

01:22:32The party's over

01:22:33Everyone out

01:22:34Hey, Mauri, it's not like there's any need to get so worked up, man.

01:22:36Since when does a heterosexual person prepare those canapés?

01:22:39Man, please, get out

01:22:40Okay, fine.

01:22:40But give us the trophy

01:22:41No, I'm keeping the trophy because I was the player of the match.

01:22:44Okay

01:22:45Come on

01:22:45Bye

01:22:47Bye

01:22:48Bye

01:22:48See you later

01:22:51The little cup

01:22:57Awesome, Mauri

01:22:58You've left me high and dry.

01:22:59No, not me, sorry.

01:23:00You have been your wife

01:23:01They already knew and nothing happened

01:23:02They have continued to treat you exactly the same.

01:23:04You haven't even noticed

01:23:05Well, we'll have to see what they're saying now.

01:23:06We're talking to you

01:23:07Look, Mauri

01:23:08If I can't trust you for one thing I ask of you

01:23:10It just doesn't make sense for us to continue with this.

01:23:12As?

01:23:15Did he leave me?

01:23:16And you could have kept quiet

01:23:18It's started, hasn't it?

01:23:19I don't care

01:23:20Stop this absurd war you're waging.

01:23:21For once someone could think about me a little bit

01:23:26Is he angry?

01:23:27It's unbearable.

01:23:30Champagne?

01:23:31Oh, yes.

01:23:34Doña Vicenta, mathematics teacher

01:23:37Doña Concha, history and literature

01:23:39And Doña Marisa, ethics, religion and new technologies

01:23:42Internet and mostly wifi

01:23:46What I didn't expect was such a small academy

01:23:49It's our philosophy

01:23:50Small groups

01:23:51Specialized education for people with resources

01:23:54Yeah, yeah, yeah

01:23:54And do they have computers?

01:23:56Yes, one per student

01:23:57The thing is, they're portable.

01:23:59And we let them take them home.

01:24:00Chalk is hypoallergenic

01:24:03Sorry for the delay

01:24:04Juan Cuesta, director of the academy

01:24:07Don Gustavo

01:24:08What brings you here?

01:24:09I already told you that I'm in the ministry now.

01:24:14These are my colleagues on the homologation committee

01:24:17My brother-in-law and my brother

01:24:18Nice to meet you

01:24:19Excuse my appearance

01:24:20The guy is a little crazy

01:24:24Scattered showers

01:24:26Juan, Juan

01:24:28These desks

01:24:29Aren't they from school?

01:24:30No, no, no

01:24:31Incorrect

01:24:31We recently bought them at the International Children's Furniture Fair

01:24:34Half price

01:24:36And why does it say here

01:24:37Don Gustavo, you bastard?

01:24:39Well

01:24:39The math teacher took the computers with him and nothing happened to him.

01:24:42Oh, Juan

01:24:43Juan

01:24:43Always thinking small

01:24:45These ladies are not teachers

01:24:48No?

01:24:48No

01:24:48But they are brimming with folk wisdom

01:24:53Don Gustavo, please understand.

01:24:54I'm in the street

01:24:55I have a wife in a coma and children.

01:24:57Now four

01:24:58I couldn't turn a blind eye

01:25:00Juan, I have always valued you very much

01:25:02But this

01:25:03This is not an academy

01:25:04This is a beach bar

01:25:07I'm sorry, I know this hurts you more than it hurts me

01:25:09So, the other way around, right?

01:25:11Well, goodbye

01:25:14Scum, officials

01:25:14Nieves, please

01:25:16So, will they approve it or not?

01:25:18So what?

01:25:19You put it on the poster

01:25:21What a disaster

01:25:22But we don't refund tuition fees, okay?

01:25:24Watch them in the opening sequence

01:25:25This is going to be dove

01:25:27He's cursing you out from beyond the grave.

01:25:32So, the agency got you someone else and you didn't tell me.

01:25:35Well no

01:25:35I came alone and she's about to arrive

01:25:37I'm very busy

01:25:39But then, who's going to do the quality control at the door?

01:25:41What if it's ugly?

01:25:42Well, I don't care.

01:25:44I've been told it's very romantic

01:25:45She's going to come with a carnation and a book of Anna Karenina.

01:25:48This time I'm going to be myself

01:25:50Then he orders wine, and he drinks it.

01:25:52Nativity scene?

01:25:54Come on, damn it

01:25:55Now that's a coincidence!

01:25:57But...

01:25:58But, Mariano

01:25:59Since when are you Enrique?

01:26:00Cultured, university graduate, lover of painting and nature

01:26:03Well, tell him, what did an agency tell me this afternoon?

01:26:06I go to some movies under a pseudonym.

01:26:08To avoid saturating the market

01:26:09No, no, no, no

01:26:10But it doesn't feel like it

01:26:11Well, we're here and we're closing up, right?

01:26:13We paid half.

01:26:14Waiter, this gentleman is bothering me

01:26:16But damn it, give me a chance.

01:26:18A computer has brought us together

01:26:20512 megabytes of RAM

01:26:22They can't be wrong

01:26:23But why me?

01:26:25Why me?

01:26:26The hard part will be telling Emilio.

01:26:28He is a very fragile child.

01:26:32Steamed mussels, one, right?

01:26:35So, what's better?

01:26:37Pick up the shotgun or the machine gun?

01:26:39The assault rifle, Alex

01:26:41That house belongs to the Japanese mafia.

01:26:43Damn, man

01:26:44I've always wanted a little brother

01:26:46Are you kidding me?

01:26:49Hello

01:26:50Juan, do you want to try this thing I bought?

01:26:52It's great!

01:26:53They are aromatic flowers

01:26:55No, thanks

01:26:55I'm going to take a hot shower

01:26:57Let's see if I can relax a little.

01:27:02This is the only consolation I have left.

01:27:05Arrive home and check

01:27:06That I have a family again

01:27:14I think I hyperventilated

01:27:25Dad, I'll call before I come in

01:27:26Sorry, sorry

01:27:27Let's see if you can fix the latch once and for all.

01:27:29Yes, yes, yes, yes

01:27:30I'm sorry

01:27:37Isabel

01:27:37If we're not doing anything

01:27:39It's to save water.

01:27:40Isabel

01:27:40Dad, please

01:27:41Get out of the bathroom

01:27:42This is so... I don't know.

01:27:43Cut a hair off my head, okay?

01:27:44José Miguel

01:27:45Go back to the living room

01:27:45Pablo, trunk

01:27:47Within a family, certain rules must be respected.

01:27:48Isabel

01:27:49I'm coming.

01:27:51I warned about this.

01:27:53Did I warn him or not?

01:27:54I warned him

01:27:55It was bound to happen.

01:27:56I'm sending you both back.

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