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00:24Thank you!
00:43Thank you!
01:00No idea how charming talk he was.
01:03Ah, enchanted.
01:03May I ask, did you find anything of interest?
01:05Hmm, a few pieces I like very much.
01:08And one.
01:09Oh, I had to have it.
01:11Ah, formidable. I'm so pleased.
01:14May I introduces a major of Gowen,
01:16our longest standing resident, Mrs. Penoir?
01:18How do you do, Major?
01:19How do you do, madam?
01:20Mrs. Penoir is an antique dealer.
01:22She's down here for a few days,
01:23sniffing around for dainty relics.
01:27Please don't alarm yourself.
01:28It's only my wife laughing.
01:30I'm afraid her local finishing school was bombed.
01:33Oh, dear.
01:33No, no, not really. Just a thought.
01:35Well, now, what can I get you?
01:36Do you have any Ricard?
01:38Am I sorry?
01:39Any Ricard?
01:40Ah, well, just out of it, I think.
01:43Just a sherry, then.
01:44But, of course.
01:45Tell me, are you, by any chance, French at all?
01:49Yes, I am.
01:50Good Lord!
01:55Enjoying yourself, dear?
01:57We haven't put any nuts in the bowl, have we?
02:00Well, I haven't. I don't know about you.
02:01Ah, well, I'll do it, then, shall I?
02:03That would be the simplest solution, dear.
02:05Well, where's Manuel?
02:06We've given him the evening off, dear. It's his birthday.
02:09I mean, how old is he? Two and a half?
02:15Excuse me. There are no nuts here, Sybil.
02:17But no nuts!
02:20You'll find them in the kitchen.
02:22Oh, will I?
02:24Well, if you can bear to tear yourself away from Mrs Payne, why you will, do go on.
02:28There we go.
02:31In 1980, actually.
02:32Did you ever see that film, How to Murder Your Wife?
02:35How to murder your wife?
02:36Yeah, it's awfully good. I saw it six times.
02:39Very funny.
02:44Oh, my God.
02:44Are you all right, Mr. Fossey?
02:45Yes, yes, thank you very much. You all right?
02:47Yes.
02:48Well, we're all right, then.
02:52It must be the heat.
02:53Yes, and he's getting taller, isn't he?
02:55I don't think he's very well, dear.
02:57I think we ought to take care of him.
03:00I think I left it over here somewhere.
03:02Hang on.
03:05Ah, here it is.
03:08See you tonight.
03:15Thank you so much!
03:40No, no, no, no, no, no!
04:08Can I go to reception?
04:09I'll put them away when I've got some clothes on!
04:12I mean, come on!
04:21Hello, faulty titties.
04:25Yes, yes.
04:27Oh, it's you, Audrey.
04:28Yes.
04:30Oh, he's left you again, has he?
04:31Oh, dear.
04:33Oh, dear.
04:34How sad.
04:35Hmm.
04:35Yes.
04:36Oh, good evening, Major.
05:07Pressure!
05:11Are you ready?
05:12What is it called?
05:14Very good, Bruce!
05:16Mr. and Mrs. Bruce!
05:17Is it a beda?
05:19Can?
05:20Does he have a beda for us?
05:22To a bed?
05:24Thank you for a drink?
05:26Let's see!
05:26Everything in issue number 12!
05:30Oh, yes!
05:31Oh no, no!
05:33Have you had a drink?
05:36No!
05:36Has got a breeze?
05:38Is it airy?
05:39Is there air in it?
05:42I think there's a letter for me.
05:44What?
05:44There's a letter for me there.
05:45No, there isn't.
05:46Yes.
05:47Jean Wilson.
05:50Jean Wilson, is this you?
05:51Mm-hmm.
05:53Now, what's going on here?
05:55Oh, I can't give you a double room then.
05:57Oh, Lord.
05:57It's against the law.
05:58What law?
05:59The law of England.
05:59Nothing to do with me.
06:01Nothing to do with you?
06:02Nothing at all.
06:03I can give you two singles if you like, but...
06:05Shall we go somewhere else?
06:06Excuse me.
06:08Well, there's my key.
06:10And now I'm off to paint the town red.
06:12Thank you so much.
06:14Well, perhaps I'll see you later this evening?
06:16Yes, my wife and I will be up until quite late tonight, thank you.
06:20I don't believe a word.
06:21Excuse me.
06:22We'll have two singles then, if that's all right with the police.
06:25Two singles?
06:26Certainly.
06:27Now, um...
06:28Next to each other.
06:29Next to each other.
06:30Oh, dear, we can't do that.
06:31What a shame.
06:32Good evening.
06:33Good evening.
06:34Um...
06:34A double, is it?
06:35We'd like a double.
06:36Two singles, dear.
06:37Not married.
06:38Now, um...
06:39What?
06:40Nothing, dear.
06:41I'm dealing with it.
06:42Well, 17 and 18 are free.
06:43You'd have to share a bath.
06:45No.
06:45Oh, uh, Audrey called.
06:47I'll handle it.
06:47Uh, George has left her again.
06:49Oh, no.
06:50Now, we've got one on the first floor and one right up at the top.
06:53Shall I deal with this, Basil?
06:54I'm dealing with it, dear.
06:55No, dear, that's all right.
06:56Now, you wanted two singles.
06:57I said I'd deal with it.
06:58Do you mind sharing your bathroom?
06:59Look, I was here first.
07:01Well, it's my turn now, then.
07:04I fought the Korean War, you know.
07:05I killed four men.
07:10He was in the catering corps.
07:11He used to poison them.
07:15Yes?
07:17Who is it?
07:18It's Manuel.
07:18What do you want?
07:19Can I go now?
07:21I thought you'd gone.
07:22Hey?
07:23I thought you'd gone.
07:25No no.
07:25I turned it off.
07:26What?
07:28It was about so high.
07:29No no.
07:30I said I thought a creduto...
07:32It doesn't matter.
07:33Hey?
07:33It doesn't matter.
07:35Oh, you think I'd gone?
07:36Yes.
07:37No no.
07:37I'm going now.
07:38Wonderful.
07:38But is it okay?
07:39It's okay.
07:40Thank you.
07:43Yes?
07:44Before I go...
07:45Is it...
07:47It's my birthday.
07:49Yes, I know.
07:50I want to thank you for beautiful presents.
07:53Oh, yes.
07:53And for your much kindness to me since I come here.
07:56Not at all, my pleasure.
07:57Since coming here from Spain, leaving my mother...
08:01Outside.
08:02Okay.
08:02Outside, thank you.
08:06Since coming here from Spain, leaving my five brothers and four sisters.
08:11Thank you.
08:14Can I have it, Basil?
08:16What, dear?
08:16I want that key.
08:17I've only got the key to room 12, dear.
08:18That's the one.
08:19Now, look here, Sybil.
08:20Basil!
08:21If you were my size...
08:23Since coming...
08:25Manuel!
08:26Yes, yes.
08:27Number 12, please.
08:28Thank you.
08:30Basil!
08:36Jane!
08:37Hello, Paul!
08:38What are you doing here?
08:40Well, we couldn't get in at the Bellevue.
08:42Oh no!
08:43Hello, Alan.
08:44It'll be fun.
08:45My parents arrive tomorrow.
08:46What, here?
08:47Well, I warned you.
08:48Yes, we've already met the famous faulty.
08:50Shh!
08:51I'm not supposed to be a hobnob.
08:52Oh, dear.
08:52Oh, I like your outfit.
08:53I'll give you the pattern.
08:57Are you going to be at Fiona's wedding?
08:59I can't.
09:00But I'll be at Fiona's wedding.
09:00I'll give you the reception of my very own Gene Wilson creation.
09:03I want you to try that on later.
09:04OK.
09:05How's that gorgeous stepfather?
09:06Oh, I haven't seen it for a month.
09:07He's been in Singapore.
09:09Oh, blast!
09:10I forgot to get those batteries for my electric razor.
09:13Is there anywhere still open, Paul?
09:14Well, you might find a chemist.
09:15Yeah, well, I'd better have a look.
09:16Hmm.
09:17It won't be long.
09:18Is Richard coming tonight?
09:19Hmm.
09:19We'll be around ten.
09:20Great!
09:27Hello again.
09:28Well, have you managed to get it all sorted out with your wife?
09:31All I wouldn't know about that, is there something you want?
09:32Ah, yes.
09:33Look, I know it's a bit late, but do you know if there's a chemist still open?
09:39Do you know if there's a chemist still open?
09:41I suppose you think this is funny, do you?
09:44Funny?
09:45Ha, ha, ha.
09:47No no.
09:48I really want to know.
09:49Oh, do you?
09:49Well, I don't.
09:50So far as I know, all the chemists are shut.
09:51You'll just have to wait until tomorrow.
09:53Sorry.
09:55A bit of a blow, I imagine.
09:56What?
09:57Nothing, you heard.
09:58What?
09:59Is that all?
10:00Well?
10:01Yes?
10:02I don't suppose you've got a car.
10:03Now look!
10:04Just don't push your luck.
10:06I have a breaking point, you know.
10:08Well, I only want some batteries.
10:12I don't believe it.
10:14What?
10:14Batteries, huh?
10:15You know something?
10:16You disgust me.
10:18I know what people like you get up to, and I think it's disgusting.
10:22What are you talking about?
10:24I want some batteries for my electric rays.
10:25I want to shave.
10:26Oh, yes?
10:26Yes.
10:27I haven't shaved today.
10:28Look, see?
10:28Liquid razor, huh?
10:29Right.
10:31Well, that's what I was referring to when I said it was disgusting.
10:33It is, of course, disgusting that you haven't shaved.
10:36But understandable.
10:37I mean, sometimes I don't shave either, and that's disgusting, too.
10:39So, I'm afraid to send that to your room straight away.
10:41Thank you so much.
10:42Good night.
10:43Eat, eat, eat.
10:45Eat, eat.
10:49Hey!
11:02Hey!
11:04Hey!
11:15Hey!
11:21Hello?
11:24Audrey, any news?
11:27Oh, dear, he hasn't.
11:30Oh, I know.
11:34He doesn't deserve you, Audrey, he really doesn't.
11:38Exactly.
11:40I know you have.
11:42I know.
11:44I know.
11:46Oh, I know.
11:48He would have all liked that all night.
11:50What was that, Audrey?
11:53Oh, I know.
11:56I know.
11:57Why is she telling you then?
11:59I understand you, I really do.
12:01Oh, I can't stand it anymore.
12:03I don't clean the roof or something.
12:06Ah, there's a front doorbell. Somebody's got back late.
12:09Yes.
12:10Yes.
12:11I expect they've got to get their passkey.
12:12I know.
12:14Somebody better go and let them in.
12:15Yes.
12:16I'll go then, shall I?
12:17Hmm.
12:17Yes, I agree. Right, I'll go then.
12:20I mean, know who that is, don't you?
12:21I mean, that's your pair, the Kama Sutra set.
12:23Good evening.
12:24Welcome to Basil Fawlty Knocking Shops, Limited.
12:27No, dear, it's only Basil.
12:32I'm coming, I'm coming.
12:37I mean, I suppose you know what time it is.
12:40Oh, Mr. Fawlty, I'm so sorry.
12:44Oh no, it's only a quarter past eleven.
12:45Oh, I thought you were part of your bed.
12:48Oh no, not at all. I had a few little jobs to do.
12:50Oh, you're all so kind.
12:52Oh, well.
12:53I had just a lovely evening.
12:56Did you have very much?
12:57I saw some friends I hadn't seen for years.
13:01I had a little bit too much to drink on Friday.
13:04Oh, I mean, what's life for if one can't get a bit...
13:06Blotto?
13:07Well, hardly blotto.
13:09Oh, Mr. Fawlty, you're all so charming.
13:13Well, one does one's best.
13:14I hope Mrs. Fawlty appreciates how lucky she is.
13:19Well, I think probably not in fact, but...
13:21Oh, sorry.
13:21Oh, I hope...
13:22Sorry, I beg your pardon.
13:23Ah, let me...
13:24Oh, sorry.
13:28Sorry.
13:29Ha-ha, wait a while.
13:29Well, I don't care about all things, are you?
13:31No, it's quite extraordinary.
13:32The front doorbell went a moment or two ago.
13:34Then I thought to myself,
13:35Oh, I expect that'll be Alan and...
13:36So down I go.
13:37And what and behold, it's not you at all.
13:39It's Mrs. Penwa.
13:40Have you met Alan and Mrs. Penwa?
13:42She's an antique dealer.
13:43You know, I mean, she deals with antiques.
13:44She's not quite old or anything.
13:46So I live in just ten seconds.
13:48I mean, hardly five.
13:48I mean, hardly time to say good evening.
13:50In she comes.
13:51Drops her thing.
13:51Down I go.
13:52Down she goes.
13:53And there you are.
13:54This is my soul is going.
13:55Golly, is that the time?
13:56My goodness.
13:57I was thinking it was a quarter past ten.
13:58My God.
13:59Well, I'd better get to bed.
14:00I can't stand around talking all night.
14:01I can't get an early night.
14:02Bye.
14:04Bye.
14:11Are you all right?
14:12Yes, I am.
14:14Good night.
14:15Good night.
14:15Good night.
14:16Jean, I just made that call.
14:18Hmm.
14:18Don't be too long.
14:23Well?
14:28Hmm?
14:29Who was it?
14:30Oh, it was your pair.
14:32Huh.
14:34Good night.
14:35Good night.
14:40Good night.
14:40Oh, and that, uh, that woman, uh...
14:44Mrs. Paynoir?
14:45Uh, yes, something like that.
14:46Give me good, Mr. Fatty.
14:54How's Audrey?
14:56She's in a terrible state.
14:58Ah.
14:58Good.
14:59Good.
15:02Does someone have the dancing ball?
15:04Why are you shouting Basil?
15:06Was I shouting? Sorry, Sybil
15:07Well I'd better go and see who that is then Sybil
15:10I expected some cue
15:11Forgot to get the guests for their door
15:12Something like that
15:13Some innocent explanation
15:15Are you ready, Sybil?
15:16I'm ready
15:17Right well I'll just see who that is then Sybil
15:19Alright Sybil
15:22Hello
15:27Hello
15:28Hi
15:31Oh, so sorry Mr. Fawlty
15:34Oh poor Mr. Fawlty
15:36Are you alright
15:37No I'm dying but don't get out of bed
15:39I hurt you
15:40And you're so wonderful to me
15:41Give me such beautiful presents
15:43Thank you
15:44You're drunk, Manuel.
15:45No no no it's beautiful
15:47It's my first one
15:48Now listen to me
15:49Oh poor Mr. Fawlty
15:52So sorry, please.
15:53Mr. Fawlty, I love you
15:55I love you
15:56You're so kind to me
15:57You're so good to me
15:58I love you
15:59I love you
15:59Master I'm trying to read in here
16:01Since I came here from Spain
16:04Leaving my five mothers
16:05And four aunties
16:07With a not right place
16:15Et maintenant
16:16A little coffee
16:17Ah oui s'il vous plaît
16:18Café au lait
16:19Coffee what?
16:20Au lait
16:21Ah au lait
16:22Quoi
16:42Ah well I'll probably have one later
16:48Oh, very funny.
16:49Oh good
16:50Oh Mr. Fawlty
16:51I forget
16:52The window in my bedroom
16:53I can't open it
16:54Could you?
16:55Oh certainly
16:55I'll pop up and fix it
16:56Certainly
17:12Thank you so much
17:15It's terrible
17:16Go to the kitchen
17:17I cannot
17:18Ma'am I'll go to the kitchen
17:19No no no
17:19Come on very well
17:21Oh no please I die here
17:22Please
17:23Sorry Magnus
17:24You've been all working awfully hard recently
17:27You know I can manage
17:28Thank you Polly
17:29Oh no no
17:30Please come on
17:31Oh no please
17:31Oh no
17:33He's at it again
17:34It's disgusting
17:35I beg your pardon
17:36Nothing
17:37I thought you said something
17:38No no no
17:38Carry on
17:48Get on with them meals
17:52Thank you Mr Lloyd
17:53And this is just for tonight isn't it
17:55That's right
17:56Will you be having lunch?
17:57Oh we won't have time I'm afraid
17:58We've got this wedding at half past two
17:59Oh
18:00I wonder if I could make a call?
18:02Oh please use that phone
18:03Would it be possible to have some sandwiches sent up to the room?
18:05Certainly
18:06Here's the key
18:07I'll have your bags brought up in a moment
18:09Thank you all
18:09Would you like coffee with the sandwiches?
18:11Yes please
18:13Mum
18:15Hello darling
18:15Hello hello Alan
18:17Hello Rachel
18:18Oh, where's Philip?
18:19Did he have a good trip?
18:20Marvelous
18:20He's upstairs
18:21Oh
18:21Could I speak to Mrs Bryce please?
18:24I'll see you in a moment
18:24I'm just going to finish my breakfast
18:25Right hold on
18:28There they are
18:29Where's the key?
18:30He's already taken it up
18:31Pazle
18:32Oh right
18:33Anne
18:34It's Rachel Lloyd here
18:35How's everything?
18:36I'm going to take your cases upstairs
18:38Yes, I know.
18:40Darling, it's beautiful
18:43Thank you
18:44Oh
18:46Oh
18:47Oh
18:52Sybil
18:53Sybil
18:59Hello
19:00Hello
19:00It's Mrs. Lloyd, isn't it?
19:02That's right
19:03How do you do a 40 barrel 40
19:04How do you do it?
19:05Oh, pretty well, really.
19:06Can't complain
19:07Good
19:08Yes well we had this door knock through recently
19:10Did a rather good job of it
19:12Don't you think?
19:13Yes, yes, it's very nice.
19:14Yes marvelous
19:15It's really changed our lives
19:16You know we used to have to do the hundred yards through there and back again
19:18But now we can just sort of open it and uh
19:20Oh dear
19:21This isn't working as right as it usually does
19:23Ah
19:25Get right in
19:27Just like that
19:27Marvelous really
19:28You know that's sort of simple but effective
19:29Would you like to have a try?
19:31Well I
19:32I'd love to one day
19:33But I think just now I'd better get upstairs
19:35So I'll see you later
19:36Ah
19:40You alright?
19:41I've got a trouble with the old leg
19:42I'd better just sit down here
19:43A bit of shrapnel
19:45Corian war
19:45Still in there
19:46Ah
19:47Can't they get it out?
19:48No, not too deep.
19:49Too deep
19:49Ah
19:50Well this is the kitchen as you can see
19:52What?
19:53The kitchen
19:54Yes we had it passed it about five years ago
19:56We've got a few uh
19:57A few cracks up there now
20:00Oh
20:01Ah
20:01Don't worry about him
20:02Just having a lie down
20:05Spanish
20:05From Barcelona
20:06You know
20:07Sort of siesta
20:07But he's fine
20:08Ah
20:10It was his birthday yesterday
20:11Anyway we uh
20:12We've got a few cracks up there now
20:14But nothing serious
20:15So as I say
20:16It's uh
20:16It's not the Sistine Chapel
20:18We're very happy with it
20:19Are you sure he's alright?
20:21Oh yes yes he's fine
20:22Yes
20:23But he's groaning
20:24Is he?
20:25Is he?
20:25Can't you hear him?
20:27So yes
20:27Listen, I just remembered
20:28I left your cases
20:29Just outside your room
20:31By mistake
20:31Um
20:32Would you mind if I went up
20:33And put them inside now
20:34Unless there's anything else
20:35You'd like to
20:35Don't you think perhaps
20:36We should open
20:37No no no no
20:37Don't worry about that
20:38My wife will do with that
20:38Sybil
20:39So if you'd like to
20:40Uh
20:41Come along
20:42Come along
20:43Come in
20:46Your sandwiches, Mr. Lloyd
20:49Polly
20:50Hello
20:51How are you?
20:52Fantastic
20:53Oh, it's great to see you
20:54You're still gorgeous
20:56Oh dear dear dear dear
21:08Does anything matter?
21:12Mrs. Lloyd
21:13Can I have a way with you?
21:14Are you?
21:15Yes
21:16Well, there's something
21:17That I need to explain
21:18Well
21:18Uh
21:19Could we go now?
21:20Oh really
21:21Is it absolutely necessary?
21:22I'm afraid it is
21:25Go
21:30Mrs. Lloyd
21:31I'm so sorry
21:33But
21:34This is
21:36Um
21:37Much
21:38Nicer room
21:39Than the one we've given you
21:40What?
21:41I'm sorry
21:41I was just saying
21:42That this room
21:42Is so much nicer than yours
21:44And I wanted to
21:45Bring you in here now
21:46And share it with you
21:47And apologize
21:47In case you
21:48Found out about it later
21:49And got rather cross
21:50Now
21:51Um
21:52The point is
21:53What is
21:53The point is
21:54If it turns out
21:55You don't like that room
21:56Um
21:57Then we can always move you in here
21:58But I don't think it's worth doing
21:59Until you've definitely decided
22:00That you don't like that one
22:01As much as this one
22:03And then we can sort of
22:03Sit down around a table
22:05Sort of discussing it
22:06You know
22:06Kind of chew it over
22:07And uh
22:10And
22:11It would be a piece of cake
22:13Bob's your uncle
22:14Okay
22:17Fine
22:19Oh sorry
22:20Sorry
22:20Thank you
22:25Thank you
22:26Thank you very much
22:27I wonder where you were
22:28Darling
22:32Darling
22:33Darling
22:34Are you alright?
22:36This room
22:37It is exactly the same
22:38As the one
22:39That you can
22:41Oh
22:42She is
22:43Absolutely
22:44Smashing
22:45Bit tight
22:45Across the bust
22:46Oh, I love it!
22:47Laura
22:47Laura
22:48Are you sure?
22:49Can I pick it up tonight?
22:50Yeah
22:50Lower
22:51Lower
22:52Lower
22:52Oh
22:52That's it
22:53That's it
22:54Oh, that is amazing!
22:56That is amazing
22:58Oh
23:01Oh
23:08Hey baby
23:10Have you been taking lessons?
23:13So I'll see you tonight
23:14Huh?
23:31No, no, no!
23:35No, no, no, no.
23:37No, no, no, no, no.
23:44i want to see you at reception in one minute in your hat and coat
23:47I'm sorry
23:47i want to see you at reception in one minute in your hat and coat
23:50Will they fit you?
23:51No
23:54They're going
23:55what
23:56They're going
24:05I'm sorry but you have to go we made a mistake all these rooms are taken
24:08hello
24:09She was sitting on him
24:11five minutes later I found him lying on the floor underneath the waiter
24:18ah there you are got together have you yes yes i might have guessed right now
24:22yes i see of course we're a bit behind the time zone here in torquay
24:25well i'm sorry but you have to go we made a mistake all these rooms are taken
24:28I'm so sorry
24:31well actually i'm not sorry i mean you come in here just like that
24:33and well to be perfectly blunt you have a very good time at our expense
24:37i mean i think you know what i mean i mean you have a very very good time haven't you
24:41well not here you don't oh no thank you and good night
24:54well that's taken care of that
24:55basil what is going on why did you tell polly to get her hat and coat because she's going along
24:59with the loyards and that pair you let in I've never seen anything like in my life my god
25:03i said what are you on about why they are leaving i'll tell you exactly why they're leaving
25:06first of all i go up there and i find that girl in his arms in lloyd's arms
25:09five minutes later polly's in there
25:11What girl
25:12that girl
25:14She's his daughter
25:15what
25:17she's mr lloyd's stepdaughter they're all one family
25:35Well, what about Polly?
25:37she was at school with jean she's known them all for years
25:40for years huh four years what have I done what have you done I told them to leave
25:46you've told them to leave well how was I supposed to know
25:50why didn't you tell me you're half wits why didn't they tell me you can't blame me for this
25:53go and tell them they can stay why don't you go and tell them i didn't tell them to go
25:57oh no no i suppose it's all my fault isn't it go and tell them
26:00now no i won't you will no no i won't oh yes oh yes i will right yes that's right
26:05leave it to me let me get you out of it
26:06that's all i'm good for isn't it basil faulty limited other people's messes cleared up by
26:10appointment to my wife civil i mean what am i going to say tell them you made a mistake
26:15oh brilliant brilliant is that what made britain great and food story i made a mistake
26:28well very nice very nice take them off get back to work i'm so sorry i'm
26:33I'm so sorry I made a mistake I'm so sorry I'm sorry I'm so sorry but my wife has made
26:39a mistake i
26:40don't know how she did but she did she's made a complete pudding of the whole thing as usual
26:43it'll be perfectly all right you say I've sorted it all out I'm frankly sorry but you know what
26:47women are like they've got one brain between the lot of them well not all of them but I mean
26:49some of them have my wife so please do stay and see you all later on thank you so much
26:56i'm just saying please do stay my wife made a most dreadful mistake yes i uh think she probably did
27:10beautiful day hi evening major papers arrived yet oh yes sorry there's so late i didn't get here till
27:16five i have to have a word with them again where where's your lady wife this evening oh she's spending
27:21the night at audrey's you know george has walked out on her again so she's in the usual state
27:24sterling must have upset her a bit well yesterday she makes her song and dance about it well you
27:30don't like audrey very much do you dreadful woman dreadful well i think it's very decent of your wife
27:35to go around there and to listen to all that rubbish couldn't do without it major she's a fine woman
27:42mrs faulty no no no i wouldn't say that no no no don't switch it off i love chopin oh
28:00really ah
28:01there's your key oh it's it's so romantic yes yes exactly are you romantic mr party ah
28:10no good god no well i think you are i think beneath that english exterior throbs a passion
28:18that would make lord byron look like a tobacconist oh no way no sorry oh don't look so bashful
28:26i won't try and sit on you again
28:34and where is your charming wife this evening oh she's uh she's spending the night with a friend
28:40oh a girl a lady friend when the cat's away huh oh hardly not too much to do oh well
28:47good night when we oh mr faulty yes did you fix my window oh uh oh if you could please
28:53It's so hot
28:54tonight yes yes okay right here we are ah you're so strong oh well i'm sure you are too if
29:14you put
29:14your mind to it you shouldn't leave you with strange women oh well i wouldn't call you that
29:19strange mr faulty you're so charming oh only a little oh well isn't it wonderful yes it's nice
29:28isn't it i shall sleep or natural tonight good idea right not so much fun on your own oh well
29:36one
29:36could always pretend oh twinch from the old leg better go and lie down good night good night damn
29:42shrapnel uh who is it uh mr faulty
30:04hello i'm so sorry but i have to leave early tomorrow could i have a call at seven o'clock
30:08please
30:08oh marvelous is that all absolutely seven o'clock please don't go yet i think you've forgotten
30:15something did i damn well your recorder oh thank you you left it in my room no thank you so
30:24much
30:24you left it in my room so you could come and get it didn't you
30:30I'm not having you knocking on my door in the middle of the night
30:37I'm not having you knocking on my door in the middle of the night
30:38you're naughty man good night good night
31:04you're naughty on rom i won't ask you again open the door listen i can't my wife has just got
31:11back
31:11unexpectedly she's in the bathroom what dear uh i think you'll find it on the second civil shelf
31:17darling let me in basil i can't meet someone else sooner or later basil try to control yourself
31:24where do you think you are paris let me in shut up will you you silly tart go away my
31:31wife will hear us
31:32This is your wife
31:39Oh, what a terrible dream.
31:49there's a burglar downstairs george got back did he there's a burglar downstairs what a burglar quick
32:02There's a burglar
32:06uh
32:07uh
32:09uh
32:11uh
32:12uh
32:15uh
32:15uh
32:19uh
32:20uh
32:20uh
32:21uh
32:22uh
32:29We've been to a wedding
33:00Thank you
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