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00:07MUSIC
00:25Put the music on.
00:30OK. Yeah, OK.
00:33No!
00:35You ready?
00:45No! No! No!
00:46No! No!
00:49You all right?
00:51Thanks for waiting, mate. I'm really sorry.
01:00You're welcome.
01:01You're welcome.
01:16I'm ready to play.
01:24MUSIC
01:52What are you doing back here?
01:55Came over all funny.
01:57Yeah, well, you look all right to me.
02:04You're all done.
02:07Excuse me.
02:14Do you, Natalie, promise to honour and remain faithful to this marriage
02:19and, forsaking all others, be bound in union with Barry
02:23as long as you both shall live?
02:25I do.
02:33Barry and Natalie, you have both made the declarations by law
02:38and have made a solemn and binding contract with each other
02:42in the presence of witnesses here assembled.
02:46You are now man and wife together.
02:57Look, Janine, I'm not blanking you. It's just I've got work to do.
03:00So take a break.
03:01I can't.
03:02Come on.
03:04Take a break with me.
03:06Upstairs.
03:09I thought you liked young girls.
03:12Bianca was good enough for you, so why aren't I?
03:14Don't ever mention Bianca's name again to me. Do you hear me?
03:16You haven't answered my question.
03:17Look, that part of my life is over with now.
03:19Well, no one would know.
03:21It'd just be you and me.
03:23No strings.
03:25I don't think Frank would see it that way, do you?
03:26What you don't know won't hurt him.
03:30What about Jamie?
03:32Jamie who?
03:34Try me.
03:38No.
03:42Do you, Ian, promise to honour and remain faithful to this marriage
03:47and forsaking all others be bound in union with Melanie
03:51as long as you both shall live?
03:54I do.
03:57Do you, Melanie, promise to honour and remain faithful to this marriage
04:02and forsaking all others be bound in union with Ian
04:07as long as you both shall live?
04:25I do.
04:32I do.
04:34I do.
04:36I do.
04:58Oh, my God.
05:28What are you doing?
05:29Oh, I'm just, er, just looking for a pen.
05:32I forgot to sign the card.
05:34Where did you get that?
05:35Well, it's a wedding present, isn't it?
05:37Mr Beale personally asked me to look after those presents.
05:39No, no, no, hang on a second. You've got the wrong idea here.
05:42I just bought this, all right? I'm just, er, just signing the card.
05:47All right. There you go.
05:48You've got to get out of your hair now, OK?
05:52Oh, and, er, you're thinking about nicking it yourself.
05:55It's a lovely set of steak knives.
06:09Excuse me, everyone. If I could save your attention a moment,
06:11let's not forget Mr Bodget here.
06:13I mean, he tried his best to ruin the day, but even he couldn't manage it completely.
06:16Well done, Barry. Let's get the champagne open! Come on!
06:25How about a kiss for the bridesmaid then?
06:33I haven't given up, you know.
06:39Ian, I thought you were supposed to be ill, young lady.
06:41Yeah, I was. But Dr Dan had a look at me and I feel much better now.
06:50I've never been allowed.
07:03One minute you were dead, the next you were gone.
07:05Oh, loosen the leash, will you, Jamie?
07:07Oh, come on, now. You're going to throw this phone call off.
07:09Oh, right, yeah.
07:11Come on, now.
07:13You ready?
07:13Come on, now.
07:15One, two, three!
07:22Come and marry me.
07:24Who?
07:26Hold on with you.
07:27Theresa.
07:29Phone call.
07:29Who is it?
07:30I don't know. I can't hear.
07:32Hello?
07:35I think she's meant to throw it.
07:37Yeah, I know.
07:38But I ain't taking any chances.
07:40Here's to the most beautiful woman in the world.
07:43Melanie Beale, my wife.
07:55I just feel more like a guest than a bridegroom.
07:58But let's just make the most of it.
08:00But it wasn't meant to be like this, was it? None of this is ours.
08:02Well done. You've caught him at last.
08:04Can't get away now, Barry.
08:05See this ring?
08:06It's like a miniaturised handcuff face.
08:09Oh, I tell you one thing, that Ian fella's certainly no doubt to do things in style.
08:13Have you heard of dry cleaners?
08:15What happened to your suit?
08:18Congratulations.
08:21Nice one.
08:22You took yourself a lovely wife.
08:24We're off on our grand tour.
08:26Our public awaits.
08:27Come on.
08:39Look at him skipping, man.
08:41He's pathetic.
08:41Couldn't he get someone decent?
08:45It's hard to get the best on a night like this.
08:48The true professionals are probably in Antibes entertaining some film star.
08:51I'd rather watch the telly.
08:53Enjoying yourselves?
08:53Yeah.
08:54Very good, Ian.
08:55Very entertaining.
08:56Well, we do our best.
09:00Ian.
09:01Can't we go somewhere quieter?
09:02Just the two of us.
09:03Yeah, I don't want to dance.
09:04Look, I think we need to discuss things.
09:07You know, what I said at the hotel.
09:10I told you.
09:11It's all in the past.
09:12It's forgotten.
09:13Yeah.
09:13How are you ever going to trust me again?
09:16What's your option?
09:17Get a divorce for only being married five minutes?
09:19Ian, I'm being serious.
09:20Why won't you listen to me?
09:23You're a single woman, then.
09:25You're a married woman now with three kids.
09:26I don't think you're the type of tramp all over that, do you?
09:31Come on, let's go have a dance.
09:34I can't.
09:34I'll be in in a minute.
09:36I'll warm myself up for you.
09:58Well, people can think what they like.
10:01Me and my Arthur, we was chased till our wedding day.
10:05And I think there's still a lot of couples feel the same.
10:07You should get married and settle down.
10:11And that's that.
10:12Isn't that right, Doc?
10:14Oh, you know me, Paulie.
10:15My Charlie was me first and me last.
10:20Well, what do you think, Natalie?
10:21Oh, well, I've got Barry.
10:23What more could a girl want?
10:24Yeah, well, Brad Pitt maybe, eh?
10:26Ori and Beale?
10:26They're practically interchangeable.
10:29Well, I think we're all agreed then.
10:31All you need to do is find a nice bloke or do the washing up.
10:34Oh, no, no, no, no.
10:35I'll give you goosebumps all over.
10:37I mean, that's not asking too much, is it?
10:39Well, I'll take to that.
10:43Walter.
10:59It's embarrassing.
11:00I'm going to make this up to you one day, I promise.
11:01Will you stop going on about it? It's fine.
11:04Only don't look that up, but I'm thinking about competition.
11:12Now, that's embarrassing.
11:15She's worn me out.
11:18Do you know what, Ian? I think she'll look better.
11:20Yeah, she looks really well, mate. You must be pleased.
11:23Yeah, I think I'm going to put them all to bed, Pat.
11:25On there?
11:25Well, they're dead in their feet.
11:28They're not going to last till midnight. It's freezing out here.
11:35I've just seen somebody I want to talk to. Can I keep an eye on you?
11:37Yeah, sure.
11:38Come and get on to the house, can't you, darling?
11:45I know she escaped, did you?
11:48Yeah.
11:49I don't know what she must think of us. We're not normally like that.
11:51We've usually got a lot of better things to talk about than men.
11:56You all right?
11:58Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
12:00I'm just a bit overwhelmed, that's all.
12:02Well, it's a bit much, innit? All them people looking at you.
12:06When me and Phil got married, we just sneaked off to the registry office.
12:09All up and down within five minutes.
12:10I wish we'd done that.
12:12Oh, don't be silly.
12:13Don't forget a wedding like this in a long time.
12:17Anyway, I didn't come into the yakka to you.
12:19That champagne's gone right through me.
12:22Cathy,
12:24I just want you to know that
12:27I'm going to do my best to try and be a good mother to Lucy.
12:31Well, boys too, I hope.
12:33Yeah, of course.
12:36What I mean is,
12:39however bad it gets,
12:42I want to always be there for her.
12:46What do you mean?
12:56It's been quite a year for you, isn't it?
12:59What, you've opened up your club.
13:01You're unfortunately tangled with the law.
13:04Yeah, well that's all behind me now, innit?
13:06She told me.
13:08I don't know what you're talking about.
13:09Of course then.
13:11She told me all about it.
13:12You and her, your big night of passion.
13:14Oh, hang on a second.
13:16Listen, that was one of those stupid things, right?
13:18Now, when we were both drunk,
13:20I swear to him,
13:21as soon as it happened, I backed off.
13:23Oh, how generous.
13:25It was actually.
13:27I took a back seat because of you.
13:28Thank you very much, it was very big of you.
13:31The truth of the matter is,
13:33she chose me over you and you know it.
13:36And you really believed that, didn't you?
13:38She married me, didn't she?
13:40You may have had her for one seedy night.
13:44I'm going to have her every night for the next 30 years.
13:48Who's a loser now?
13:53Robbie, got your speech sorted?
13:55I've got it right here. I mean, I've been practising for days.
13:57Top man.
13:58You've got to be better than this guy.
14:00That's all that matters.
14:00Well, that won't be hard.
14:02I'm sure you'd be great.
14:03Don't count on it, Robbie.
14:09I've got to make a fool of myself.
14:11I've been doing quite a lot lately.
14:16Hi, Mum.
14:17She's getting the kids off.
14:18Guess who won't go to sleep without this?
14:20Ian?
14:22Why didn't you tell me about Lucy?
14:26Tell you what?
14:29That she's got cancer.
14:33Were you just going to let me go back to South Africa without even knowing?
14:36I'm sorry, Mum.
14:38I know I should have done, but I didn't want to upset you.
14:41I'm Lucy's grandmother.
14:44Doesn't that count for anything?
14:46Of course it does, but I didn't want you to feel that you had to stay.
14:51Well, I can't go back now.
14:53You're going to need all the support you can get.
14:55No, Mum.
14:56There's nothing you can do.
14:58Ian.
14:59I want to help.
15:00I want to be here for Lucy.
15:03Yeah, I know.
15:04Me and Mel can cope, but...
15:07If Lucy gets worse, I'll find straight away you can fly straight back.
15:12She...
15:13She's just a tiny kid.
15:15I mean...
15:16If something like this happened to Ben, I'd go to pieces.
15:19Mum.
15:21I've got to deal with this my own way.
15:24I don't want any fuss, right?
15:28I'm really proud of you.
15:32Don't be Mum.
15:33Melanie, Melanie!
15:42You're not going.
15:44I don't know anyone here. Melanie's not around.
15:47Well, she's probably just looking after the kids.
15:49You remember what that's like.
15:51Yeah.
15:53Look, Jane.
15:54Can't be at least be friends.
15:5725 years together, two great kids.
16:00And now you've moved on.
16:02We both have.
16:07Goodbye, Jane.
16:15Do you fancy him or something?
16:17What's not to fancy?
16:19He's an horrible piece of filth who broke my family up, that's what.
16:22I bet he's good in bed, though.
16:24You're all laugh, you are.
16:25And so speaks a little virgin.
16:27You should get together with Jamie and make a right couple.
16:30Is Jamie and you-know-what?
16:32Not me worrying.
16:33You didn't.
16:35I did.
16:35What was it like?
16:37Well, let's put it this way.
16:38You could do with a pair of stabilizers.
16:40Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
16:44In the back?
16:50Okay.
16:51Yeah, I'm fine.
16:56no i'm not fine actually i'm i'm anything about fine why was that you don't want to know
17:02what is it it's nothing don't give me that i can't feel it i promise i won't say
17:11don't shut me out
17:17i'm sorry
17:27oh this is good mark that's relinquish command and you are now numero uno i am correct and we're
17:34going to turn this window around get over to my gaff get the cake and i'll round everyone up for
17:38the
17:38speeches what about ian i don't know he doesn't seem to be around great innit go on go pronto
17:50okay
18:16Ian, do you think we should tell her?
18:19I don't know. Maybe we shouldn't. What if I split her wrong? What if she's not as bad as they
18:25say?
18:26They wouldn't have told you if they weren't sure.
18:28Yeah, but you hear about these things all the time. Messed up tests, missing paperwork.
18:35What if we took her to a private clinic and got her looked at again?
18:38I think it'd just make it worse. Holding out false hopes.
18:43Yeah, but anything's worth a try, isn't it?
18:47Maybe.
19:01What?
19:03Nothing.
19:05You look like you've seen a ghost.
19:07No, I just want to get back outside.
19:09No, no, tell me. What is it?
19:11It's nothing. Come on, I just want to get outside.
19:13No, I mean, what's the matter?
19:22Ow! Ian, that really hurt.
19:25I'm sorry. I just got a bit carried away.
19:34Steve!
19:37You weren't even going to say hello. What are you doing here, mate?
19:40I'm a free man. I can go wherever I want.
19:44Yeah, but...
19:45Well, how did I get out?
19:47Well, it's a great thing, the British legal system.
19:49Never heard of appeals.
19:51New evidence shows up and it changes everything.
19:54What are you talking about? What new evidence?
19:56Well, we'll find out.
19:59Maybe we should meet up and have a chat about it.
20:01You want to have a chat?
20:04That's right.
20:05Just like old friends.
20:06You do still want to be my friend, don't you?
20:10Yeah, of course I do.
20:11If that's what you want.
20:15Is it what you want, then?
20:19Well, I don't know.
20:21I think it would be more fun if you have to guess what I want.
20:26What I'm going to do.
20:28What do you mean, what you're going to do?
20:32To you.
20:35See you around.
20:40Ladies and gentlemen, if you'd like to gather around, please.
20:44There will surely be a few brief speeches.
20:47Followed by the cutting of the cakes.
20:51You're hurting me.
20:53I'm sorry.
20:56We've got a problem.
20:57What?
21:02Are you okay?
21:06Yeah.
21:09You told him, didn't you, hey?
21:10You told Ian about us.
21:12I mean, what were you thinking?
21:14I just wanted to get things straight, that was all.
21:16I thought we were going to keep quiet about us.
21:18Now, I don't need any more grief, you know that.
21:21Grow up, Steve.
21:30What's wrong with you?
21:35Mark.
21:36Mark.
21:36Mark.
21:37Mark, Mark.
21:37Wake up, will you?
21:38It's time for the speeches.
21:39You're on first.
21:39Come on.
21:40I'm ready when you are.
21:41You just leave me in the right direction.
21:42Jeff, get him some water, yeah?
21:43I don't think there's much.
21:45Hey, Andrew, you're going to have a great day.
21:47You're right.
21:49Oh, my goodness.
21:52I've really missed you.
21:54Come on.
21:55I'm back.
21:56I'm not going anywhere.
22:05Oh!
22:06Robbie, what are you doing?
22:08Get up here now, please.
22:09Change plan.
22:10I'll be on first.
22:11Woo!
22:11Oh, sorry.
22:15Terry!
22:30All right, Jess?
22:32You enjoying yourself?
22:33You having a laugh?
22:34Yeah.
22:35Here I am, actually.
22:36Sonia in a bridesmaid's dress.
22:38It's got to be worth a gig a leg.
22:40Listen, all right, first me and now Sonia.
22:42You think you're pretty clever, eh?
22:44I don't know what you're talking about.
22:46See ya.
22:49Alas!
22:50The masterpiece has arrived.
22:52Let's have a little look, shall we?
22:53No, mate, not now.
22:54It's just a little piece.
22:55No, no, mate, we've got those pictures.
22:56Yeah, and you're up first.
22:57Oh, oh.
22:58Go on.
22:59Don't let me down.
23:00Robbie, get a move on, will ya?
23:01All right.
23:03What did you say to Steve?
23:05Right, um, what can I say about this man
23:08that hasn't been said a million times?
23:10He's incompetent.
23:12He's lazy.
23:14He's a complete slob.
23:15Come here.
23:16And...
23:21Well, well, well.
23:22If it ain't laughing, boy.
23:24What?
23:25A word of warning, pal.
23:27That Jamie's been pouring the ground round my daughter again.
23:30Tell him I stay away.
23:32Change the record for it, you're getting boring.
23:34Oh, I forgot.
23:35You Mitchell boys specialise in messing up women's lives, don't you, eh?
23:39Thank goodness Caffy's going back in a few days, eh?
23:42And who messed up Tiffany's life, eh?
23:45It was a year ago today, wasn't it?
23:47If I was you, I'd stick your car keys down the drain before you ran-raid Melanie and all.
23:53All right, so...
23:55So you can see why I'm thanking Natalie for putting up with me, basically.
24:00Um...
24:01Personally, I think you're a mug for saying yes, but it's too late to back out now.
24:03It's tough.
24:04Oh, I don't know.
24:04These things come off, don't they?
24:06Only joking.
24:07Only joking.
24:10Um...
24:10So I'd like to propose a toast.
24:13Now to...
24:15Natalie...
24:17My wife.
24:20Best bit of Crumbie and Walford, eh?
24:22What do you mean for that?
24:25I can't find it anywhere.
24:27What's that?
24:30You all right?
24:40Well, um...
24:42I guess the only thing I want to say is, er...
24:45I met a beautiful and wonderful woman a year ago and...
24:49And she's turned my life around.
24:52As a lot of you know, I was married before and...
24:55Well, it didn't work out, did it?
24:58But that's not gonna happen this time.
25:01This time I'm gonna get it right.
25:03I'm gonna try and be a good-ass man.
25:06To Melanie.
25:07My wife.
25:08To Mel.
25:08To Mel.
25:16Now, without further ado...
25:18We're gonna cut the cake.
25:19Yeah.
25:20Let's do that, shall we?
25:23Prepare to be amazed!
25:24No, no, not now.
25:25Not this one, Barry, please, not now.
25:26Shut up.
25:27Please, Barry, please.
25:27Oh!
25:31It wasn't my fault, mate.
25:34Oh, never mind.
25:36Poor love!
25:37You can't do anything, Mike, can you, Barry?
25:39Oh, I don't know.
25:41Mmm, I think it's delicious, darling.
25:55Right, everybody!
25:56Let's go!
25:57Five minutes!
25:58Woo!
25:58How are you?
26:02Want a slice?
26:03Bye.
26:05No.
26:05I didn't think so.
26:07Maybe you'd rather take it out there and share it with Cathy, eh?
26:10What?
26:10I saw you, Phil.
26:12I saw you playing at husband and wife, whispering.
26:15So were you spying on me now?
26:17No!
26:18I...
26:19I...
26:19I just wanna know what's happening.
26:22Well, I'm having a quiet drink, that's what.
26:24Now, just back off and leave me alone.
26:26She's getting on my nerves.
26:28What's up?
26:29Good night.
26:34Good night.
26:34Good night.
26:36Good night.
26:37Good night.
26:39Good night.
26:40Good night.
26:41What's that?
26:42I haven't spoken to you all day.
26:45So how's it been?
26:46Traumatic.
26:47I'm exhausted.
26:48How about you?
26:48Yeah, the same.
26:51So do you feel, um, different?
26:54Do you feel married?
26:55Yeah, I do, actually. And you know what? I think I like it.
27:00Oh, do you now? What about you?
27:04Well, you know, it's still early days, yeah.
27:08Oh, listen, I know it's none of my business, but I'm really pleased, Pete.
27:11Sorry? About Lucy and the results.
27:15How do you mean? The results from the hospital.
27:18When I was over at your place yesterday, I saw the letter.
27:22Yesterday?
27:24Oh, well, I only caught a glimpse, but, um...
27:27Well, it must be a load off your mind knowing Lucy's got to be all clear.
27:32Yeah.
27:35Yeah, it is.
27:55So, this is definite, is it? We've finally got rid of you.
27:59Yes, then. And this is 100% guaranteed. I mean, there's no sale or return.
28:05Absolutely. Good.
28:05No.
28:06Who are you talking about?
28:07You.
28:08Has anyone seen Mel?
28:10Yes, just Nipton.
28:11Mel?
28:11I think so.
28:13He's keen, isn't he?
28:16Hey, five minutes, I'm coming. Come on. I'll get some refills.
28:19Cheers.
28:25Hello, you.
28:27Hello, you.
28:30Hello, you.
28:32That's good.
28:42What are you doing?
28:43Where is it?
28:45Where's what?
28:46A letter from the hospital.
28:47What letter? I don't know what you're talking about.
28:50Natalie said she was here yesterday and she saw a letter.
28:52Well, she's wrong. I told you. It never came.
28:54There's no point looking in there. I mean, she made a mistake.
28:57You sure about that?
28:58Yeah.
28:59Then what's this?
29:02Looks like an envelope.
29:03From the hospital. Dated the 29th, two days ago.
29:09Ian, where's the letter?
29:13I got rid of it.
29:14You got rid of it?
29:16I had to. It was...
29:18I've seen the bad news in black and white.
29:21I didn't want it to upset you.
29:24Natalie said it gave Lucy the all clear that she's all right.
29:28She's wrong.
29:29Mel, I wouldn't lie to you about something like that.
29:31Don't do this, Ian. I can phone the hospital.
29:33I can get confirmation.
29:34Go ahead. He won't give it to you.
29:36Wrong.
29:37I'm now officially Mrs. Bill.
29:39I can find out anything I like.
29:43Now tell me, Ian.
29:47I'm sorry.
29:57How could you?
30:02I was scared.
30:05I love you so much and I was afraid you were going to leave me.
30:09You were going to call the whole thing off.
30:12You...
30:13You let me think that she had cancer.
30:17I know.
30:18I'm stupid.
30:19I've really messed up.
30:21You lied to me.
30:23To Cathy.
30:24All that stuff about getting a second opinion.
30:27What, were you going to just slime your way out of it?
30:28What else could I do?
30:29Tell the truth.
30:30How could I?
30:31I couldn't risk it.
30:32You can't cheat someone into loving you, Ian.
30:34Don't you know that?
30:36Look, you slept with Steve.
30:37You lied.
30:37I forgave you.
30:38Yeah, and now I know why.
30:41Mel.
30:41Mel.
30:43Look, now it's out in the open.
30:44We can do something about it.
30:45We can work things out.
30:46Work what out?
30:47Mel, please.
30:48I'm not going to lose you now.
30:50We can sort things out.
30:50Please, Mel.
30:51You already have.
30:52Mel, please.
30:53Ian, get your hands off me.
30:54Get off.
30:56Mel.
30:58Mel.
31:06Mel, I'm begging you.
31:09Don't leave me like this, please.
31:11I need you, Mel.
31:15Well, guess what, Ian.
31:16I don't love you.
31:19And I never have done.
31:20Three, two, one.
31:22Three, two, one.
31:23Three, two, one.
31:23Three, two, one.
31:23Three, two, one.
31:24Three, two, one.
31:24Three, two, one.
31:39Three, two, one.
31:43Four, four, four, five.
31:46Four, three, two, one.
31:50Four, five, four.
31:52Four, five, five.
31:54It's your wonder.
31:56It's your wonder.
32:24It's your wonder.