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00:00Oh
00:33Betty, parcel for you.
00:35Thanks, Mum.
00:47Mum, do you know where Frank's gone?
00:50I know where he's been.
00:53Look, don't start picking on him again.
00:57God knows what he's done to that.
01:00Everything was all right before he came.
01:03Everything was all right before he came.
01:04That's right, blame Frank. Everything's Frank's fault.
01:07You can't touch a single thing in this house without breaking it, bending it or losing it.
01:12I'm not listening. I've got enough worry with Frank's interview today and you don't care a bit.
01:22That's him. He's out there now.
01:25Pulling the coal shed down.
01:27The door's gone already.
01:31And what's that for?
01:32It's for Frank.
01:33Well, someone has to look after him.
01:38Look after him?
01:39Who's going to look after us?
01:41Oh, shush, Mum.
01:44His mother was just the same.
01:52Frank?
01:56Well, have you found it?
02:02Not quite.
02:03What do you mean?
02:05Not quite?
02:06Either you've found it or you haven't.
02:08I haven't quite found it.
02:13What are we going to do if it rains?
02:16I could put a bit of wood across it.
02:18It had a bit of wood across it.
02:20It was called a door.
02:23It was broken, Mrs. Fisher.
02:26I know it was broken.
02:27You broke it.
02:28And now you don't know where you've put it.
02:31I've put it down the garden somewhere.
02:34You haven't got a spade, have you?
02:37You haven't buried it.
02:40I just thought I might do a bit of gardening later.
02:42Never mind the gardening.
02:44What about my coal shed door?
02:46I'm going to mend it, Mrs. Fisher.
02:48I was just going through my tools.
02:55I haven't got very many at the moment.
03:00I'm getting a different one each week.
03:04This is the first week.
03:08When my husband got married, he was properly equipped.
03:15I'm properly equipped.
03:17You've only got an hammer.
03:18No.
03:19It caught me a bit on the hop.
03:22I wasn't really considering doing any serious building work.
03:25Serious building work?
03:26Look, all I want you to do is find my shed door.
03:31It's just not good enough, Frank.
03:33Oh, Lord.
03:36I think I'll get a screwdriver next week.
03:45I'm just going upstairs.
03:48Get ready for my interview.
03:50Oh, yes.
03:51What is it this time?
03:54I'm going to be an area sales manager.
03:57I think it's my lucky day.
04:05Good grief.
04:17Oh, your suit looks nice, Frank.
04:22Trousers feel a bit tight, though.
04:24Oh, no, no, no, they're not, honestly.
04:27When you walk in there, you look just like one of them.
04:33Right?
04:35Right?
04:35A businessman, Frank.
04:37They'll expect you to wear a suit.
04:40I've, um...
04:41I've bought you a little present for your interview.
04:44Oh, that's nice, isn't it?
04:47I've got nothing to put in it, though.
04:50No, I could put my sandwiches in it.
04:52Frank, you're only going 200 yards down the road.
04:55Oh, they might want me to start at once.
04:57Well, then you can come back and get something.
04:59It won't take a minute.
05:00No, no.
05:00Once I get down there, I don't want to stop.
05:02I don't want any delays.
05:03I want to get right in and get on with it.
05:05I know you do, Frank.
05:07That's our wedding photo.
05:09Yes.
05:11We had a lovely day for it, didn't we?
05:15We're going to have many, many lovely days, Betty.
05:18We could be together for another 50 years.
05:22Just think of that.
05:26Well, it hasn't been that bad, has it?
05:32No, of course it hasn't, Frank.
05:35You knew what I was like.
05:38I'm sorry, I don't know what came over me.
05:41It's just that sometimes when I look at you, I get so depressed.
05:49Well, what's the matter with me?
05:51Oh, it's not you, Frank.
05:53No, no, it's all of the others, isn't it?
05:56I mean, they don't give you a chance, do they?
05:58I mean, a man with all your...
06:02...personality
06:02shouldn't have to keep running around
06:05looking for jobs
06:06and we're moving into our new flat next week
06:08and we haven't got any money.
06:10Oh, Frank, you will try
06:12and get this job, won't you?
06:14Betty, I always try.
06:16I know you do, Frank.
06:18No one could be more trying than me.
06:23I tried on the post office
06:28and the gas board.
06:31And then there was that factory, wasn't there, Frank?
06:36And the underground.
06:38Oh, you should have stayed on the underground, Frank.
06:41You made a good guard.
06:42No, I kept forgetting to open the doors.
06:48But you were very careful, though, Frank.
06:51I mean, no one ever fell out of your train.
06:56No one ever got out at all.
07:06Betty, Frank will be late for his interview.
07:11Interview?
07:12He doesn't go to work.
07:14He just goes for interview.
07:18Yes, I think I'll make a cup of tea before we go.
07:23Where's the brown teapot?
07:25We haven't got a brown teapot.
07:28We've got a brown handle without a pot.
07:30We've got a blue pot with no handle.
07:33And a coffee pot without a lid.
07:35Oh, no, don't go on about it.
07:38Do you know, you've done nothing but complain about Frank
07:41ever since the wedding.
07:42I mean, it's not his fault.
07:45Other people break things as well.
07:49Betty?
07:52I want my coal shed door back.
07:55I don't know where it is.
07:58Frank's put it somewhere.
08:00Well, if he's put it somewhere, he'll find it, won't he?
08:04Before we move into our new flat,
08:06we're going to have a special day
08:08looking for all the things that Frank has lost during the week.
08:13Oh, Mum.
08:15Frank is going through a very difficult period.
08:18We're all going through a very difficult period.
08:22It started the day he arrived.
08:25You should never have married him.
08:28Oh, Mum.
08:29His mother was a bit funny, too.
08:32Mum, Frank isn't funny.
08:35She was always breaking things, just like Frank.
08:37And she was so strong.
08:40You don't upset her.
08:41Frank, tea!
08:43Oh, Mum.
08:43Frank wouldn't hurt anyone.
08:46Well, the vicar's been under sedation since the wedding.
08:51Well, that wasn't Frank's fault.
08:53I mean, he slipped on the church steps
08:55and the vicar was standing behind him.
08:57And the vicar was always slipping.
08:59Slipping and breaking.
09:00A family of slippers.
09:03That's what they were.
09:04Oh, Mum.
09:06Frank?
09:08It's your tea.
09:14Well?
09:15What's this job you're going for, then?
09:19Er, pipes.
09:20What?
09:22Pipes I'll be in.
09:26What's he talking about?
09:29Pipes and plumbing and things that go in the bathroom.
09:32That's what I'll be selling.
09:33Not to me, you won't.
09:36Here.
09:37I suppose if you get this job,
09:39you'll be moving into your own home.
09:42Oh, yes.
09:43Oh.
09:45Oh, Mum, what is it now?
09:48I should be all alone here.
09:51No, you won't.
09:53You've still got Dad, haven't you?
09:55Oh, and he'll be home in a couple of months.
09:57I mean, poor Frank.
09:59He didn't have anyone.
10:01Not even his funny mother.
10:05Funny mother about Frank's mother, wasn't it?
10:09She slipped, Mrs Fisher.
10:11There!
10:11I told you.
10:12She was always slipping.
10:14It happened during the carnival.
10:17She took a turn on the Sunday school float.
10:20And your father disappeared in Africa, didn't he, Frank?
10:24So Mum always said.
10:27I expect he slipped as well.
10:30Frank, you get your briefcase.
10:32I won't have your family insulted.
10:35Oh, Betty.
10:36Now you've let her go.
10:38Oh.
10:39I'm going to be all by myself.
10:42Goodbye.
10:44Oh, my little girl.
10:47My little baby.
10:49We don't have to go.
10:56You didn't have to come with me, you know.
10:58Oh, I always come with you, Frank.
11:00No, no, but I'm a bit...
11:02You take a good look, familiarise yourself,
11:05and try and remember some of the prices.
11:07You see, you'll have to know the price of everything
11:09if you're going to be a salesman.
11:11Now, that, for instance.
11:14Oh, I don't even know what that is.
11:16And another thing, Frank.
11:17Don't forget to smile.
11:20You're getting there.
11:22You see, you mustn't go in looking worried.
11:25I am worried.
11:26Well, Frank, you just go in there and do your best.
11:29And I'll be down here thinking about you.
11:32And I'll be up here thinking about you.
11:35And try and think about your pipes as well, won't you, Frank?
11:39And don't forget, smile.
11:43Smile.
11:58Oh, excuse me, miss.
12:00Mr Lewis's office.
12:02Oh, yes, third floor.
12:03Thank you very much.
12:04Up to the top.
12:29Should be coming up now.
12:30How long has he been in there, then?
12:32God knows, about half an hour.
12:33I mean, I don't know how he did it.
12:34It's bleeding sabotage, if you ask me.
12:50Come in.
12:52Mr Lewis, I'm...
12:53Oh, it's you.
12:56Mr Spencer, I am.
12:58Oh, yes, sit down, Mr Spencer.
12:59I tell Mr Lewis you're here.
13:01OK.
13:02OK.
13:02OK.
13:05OK.
13:08Just familiarising myself.
13:10I might be here permanently.
13:14Oh, my gosh.
13:17Mr Lewis?
13:18Yeah, what is it, Linda?
13:19There's a Mr Spencer to see you, about the vacancy.
13:22Well, it was a bit late, didn't it?
13:23Everybody else came at 11.15.
13:24Oh, Mr Spencer was here at 11.15, only he just got out of the lift.
13:28Well, it's past 12 o'clock now.
13:29Yes, the maintenance men should have it working again by once.
13:31Oh, I see.
13:34Maintenance men?
13:35Well, they're working as fast as they possibly can.
13:37I think he should be back to normal quite soon.
13:39Spencer?
13:40Spencer?
13:41Oh, yes.
13:44That's his application phone.
13:46And he also enclosed his library ticket.
13:50All right.
13:51Show him in, Linda.
13:53Mr Spencer?
13:57Oh, good morning, Mr Spencer.
13:58Nice to meet you.
14:11Your briefcase.
14:13Mm, it's new.
14:14Oh.
14:16All right, Linda, thank you.
14:17That'll be all.
14:19I'm Mr Lewis, general manager.
14:25Can I take your coat?
14:26Oh.
14:33Well, what's the joke?
14:38I beg your pardon?
14:40Well, I thought something was amusing you.
14:41No.
14:47Well, do sit down.
14:54Well, then, er, you'll be needing this library ticket.
14:58Oh, have you got one here, then?
15:02One more.
15:03A library?
15:05No, no, no, Mr Spencer.
15:06That's your library ticket.
15:08Oh.
15:10No, Mr Spencer, I'm not...
15:19Mr Spencer, I'm not quite clear about this, er, application form.
15:23In, er, previous occupation, you've answered, er, yes and no.
15:29Yes.
15:31Yes.
15:33Yes, I have had a previous occupation.
15:35No.
15:38No, no, no, no, you misunderstand me.
15:40You have written yes and no.
15:43Mm.
15:45It's, er, yes, I have had a previous occupation.
15:50And, no, I haven't got one now.
15:54You're unemployed?
15:56Today I am, yes.
15:57Oh, yes, and yesterday?
15:58Yesterday.
16:01I was unemployed as well.
16:04How long have you actually been unemployed?
16:07Well, it's difficult to remember offhand.
16:11I see.
16:13Well, experience isn't really necessary in this job because we can always train you.
16:17I see.
16:18Well, some people we can train.
16:21Now, you'd be a company representative, you'd have to travel around, meet people.
16:25It, er, would be at advantage if you'd done a similar kind of work.
16:28Oh, well, I have done a similar kind of work, yes.
16:30Oh, what was that?
16:31I was a postman.
16:34Mr. Spencer, why do you want this particular job?
16:39Well, I feel that it would be an improvement.
16:42Oh, yes, an improvement, I see.
16:44An improvement on what?
16:47An improvement on my present position.
16:49But you don't have a present position.
16:51No.
16:53Well, but if I did have one, it would be an improvement.
17:02Have I passed?
17:06Mr. Spencer, I frankly don't think that you'd be quite...
17:09Please, Mr. Lewis, all I want is a little chance.
17:17Well, if you really want the work, we do have similar openings for junior salesmen, door-to-door salesmanship.
17:25I could do that, all right, yes.
17:26Of course, you'd have to have a little training, though it's so simple that even you could.
17:31Well, you might have the temperament for it.
17:32We can soon find out.
17:33All right, what we do is, you see, we give you a case full of samples of our smaller products,
17:38and then you just go round from door-to-door.
17:41Now, that should be easy enough.
17:43I've got a case here somewhere.
17:45Right.
17:46Oh, yes, here it is.
17:48Are you coming with me, then?
17:52You haven't got the job yet, Mr. Spencer.
17:55I'm just testing you.
17:58You knock on the door, door opens, and you hold out your card.
18:04You hold it up a card, not Tower Bridge, Mr. Spencer.
18:08And then you smile.
18:11Yes, and that's something else that we are going to have to see to later.
18:15And then you begin.
18:16Good morning, I represent a Lewis & Company wholesale arm mongers
18:19and like to show you some of my samples.
18:21Now, that's easy enough, isn't it?
18:22Oh, yes.
18:24Well, I won't really need any training for that, will I?
18:27Well, better to be safe than sorry, Mr. Spencer.
18:29So you just take this, go outside, knock on the door, and we'll take it from there, all right?
18:33No.
18:34Could you take?
18:48Have a good old day, Mr. Spencer.
18:54What are you doing?
18:55Oh, it's just getting a sample in my hand, so I'll be quick off the mark.
19:00Right, well, you've got it in your hand now.
19:01Be quick off the mark.
19:02Now, come on, come on.
19:03I haven't got all day to waste.
19:04Come on.
19:04Come on.
19:05Oh, well, I haven't knocked yet.
19:07Oh, good God, man, you don't have to go through the whole room.
19:09Now, it's best to stick to the routine, then we won't get confused.
19:14Confused?
19:15All you've got to do is...
19:17All right.
19:18All right.
19:19It's best, I...
19:27You'll have to learn to knock louder than that, Mr. Spencer.
19:37That is a very expensive bathroom thermometer.
19:50I think it's faulty.
19:53Well, it is now.
19:56Knock, knock, right?
19:57Right.
19:57You've knocked, right?
19:58Right.
20:05Good morning.
20:07Case, case.
20:10Card, card.
20:11Card, card.
20:12Good God, I thought you were going to pull your mouth on me.
20:15Now, keep it in your hand.
20:15I told you, I told you.
20:17I've got it.
20:17I've got it all flustered.
20:18Flustered before you've even got into the room.
20:20Right, I've got it now.
20:21Well, go on, then.
20:21Go on.
20:22Case, case.
20:23Card, card.
20:24Sample, sample.
20:28I'll show you.
20:31No, not out there.
20:36We've got these.
20:43Come in.
20:46I represent Lewis and Company, wholesale ironmongers, and I'd like to show you some of my samples.
20:50Card, card.
20:53It's in me bloody hand.
21:01Are you allowed to swear at them?
21:05Here is my card.
21:08Do please read it.
21:11Yes.
21:14Lewis and Company, wholesale ironmongers, 49, the high school.
21:20You've read that damn thing.
21:24I, um...
21:28I represent...
21:29Lewis and Company, it's you.
21:36Now, you do it.
21:40I'm ready, Mr. Spencer.
21:42Mr. Lewis, Mr. Company...
21:43Get out!
21:46Well, don't stand there staring, you stupid girl.
21:48Haven't you got any work to do?
21:51Mr. Lewis, I don't think you should talk to me.
21:52You mind your own business.
21:54Have you got the best pair of trousers you've got?
21:56They were all right when I came in this morning.
21:58I fell over in the shop window.
22:00Mr. Spencer looked at me.
22:02No, I told you trying to be funny with me, lad.
22:04You're all right, I've got to be made a fool up.
22:06I've got to be made a fool up.
22:08Mr. Lewis, I'm ready.
22:14Good morning.
22:16I represent at Lewis and Company,
22:18whole iron sale mongers.
22:22I'd like to show you a little sample.
22:26I'm not interested.
22:29I beg your pardon?
22:31I'm not interested.
22:32They're rubbish.
22:54Well,
22:57I'd expect you're right.
23:01What the hell do you mean you'd expect that right?
23:04I was just being tactful.
23:05Tactful?
23:06Tactful?
23:07I'm a potential customer, man.
23:08I've just told you your samples are rubbish.
23:10What are you going to do about it?
23:11Well, you can't just leave it at that.
23:13Well, convince me.
23:14Well, you're some bloody initiative, man.
23:18I don't think we should bother with the bad-tempered ones.
23:23Bad-tempered?
23:24Who's bad-tempered?
23:25No, I mean, people like that,
23:27it just bring ill repute to the firm, won't they?
23:30Well, damn it, old man!
23:31Shouting and swearing like that and carrying on.
23:34I mean, we'd be better off without them.
23:38Aye.
23:4620 years in the business.
23:47I've never known anything like that.
23:49I've never known anything like that.
23:50I'll be better when I've had my training.
23:51I mean, you've only got to do is to call at a house.
23:53Just hasn't been one of my days.
23:55Say a few words.
23:57Anyone can do it.
24:01I've been very worried about the coal shed door.
24:09Oh, Mr. Lewis, it's about the lift.
24:11I've had harassment after harassment.
24:13Wait a minute!
24:15Will you go back away?
24:19Yes.
24:19Right, now, you see, we've cannibalised A lift
24:22in order to get B lift going with those pots.
24:24Right, good, good, good.
24:25Right, then we can't get A lift going again
24:27until we get the spare pots again.
24:29Go on, I'll have to go.
24:44Mr. Spencer.
24:49My God, he's flattened.
24:51He's probably gone right through the floor.
24:53What's left of him?
24:55Well, lift it up, then.
24:55Lift it up, lift it up.
25:27You let me know, then.
25:31What?
25:33About the job.
25:36I expect you want to think about me.
25:39Oh, yes, Mr. Spencer, I'll think about you.
25:42I doubt if I'll ever think about anything else.
25:45About the lift.
25:46I was saying, about the lift.
25:48Well, I can see you're busy,
25:50but I'll just get my clothes.
25:51Look, it's going to be difficult,
25:52because I can't get...
25:53This is my letter of resignation.
25:55I've had enough.
25:55Look, we've got to go.
25:56I'm off now.
25:57You won't be hearing from me again,
25:59except through my solicitors.
26:00Yes, all right.
26:01Mr. Lewis.
26:02Goodbye, Mr. Lewis.
26:03Yes, all right.
26:03We are in the hands of the spares department,
26:06you understand.
26:06Yes, all right.
26:07Goodbye.
26:08Yes, all right.
26:09We'll give it a proper going over tomorrow
26:10when we get the new equipment.
26:11I won't stop.
26:12All right.
26:13It should be safe for today,
26:14providing some raving lunatic
26:16doesn't start mucking about with it.
26:20Mr. Spencer!
26:22I want overtime for this.
26:24That's another 30 minutes.
26:25Well, you shut up.
26:26We'll try it again.
26:36Good morning.
26:40I represent Lewis and Company.
26:47Betty?
26:48Oh, Frank.
26:49What happened?
26:50How did you get on?
26:51I didn't know what to do.
26:52I've been home and that five times
26:54while you've been in there.
26:55He's going to think about me.
26:56Oh, that sounds promising.
26:59It is promising, isn't it, Frank?
27:01I don't really know.
27:03He's a funny sort of chap.
27:04Oh, never mind.
27:05I expect you made an impression.
27:07I think I did, yes.
27:09I'm not spending the rest of my weekend working
27:11just because of that twit.
27:12You'll do it.
27:13You'll fare me wrong, too.
27:16And did they notice your briefcase?
27:18Oh, Mr. Lewis's secretary
27:19couldn't stop looking at it.
27:20I think she was impressed.
27:23Don't mean for that Spencer fella.
27:25None of this would ever have happened.
27:26Don't you worry.
27:26I'll get your compensation.
27:28I'll make Lewis pay.
27:29Ah, you see, Frank,
27:30all you need is a chance.
27:33Once you get a start,
27:34you'll go right to the top.
27:35Do you think so?
27:36Oh, Frank, firms like that
27:38are crying out for people like you.
27:40If only I could find that shed door.
27:43You will, Frank, you will.
27:45I bet Mr. Lewis is in that office right now
27:48just thinking about you.
27:51Knock, knock.
27:53Case, case.
27:55Card, card.
27:56Anyone can do it.
27:58.
27:59.
28:01.
28:27Oh, my God.
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