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00:03One clear, moonlit evening, there was a dinner party on Wisteria Lane, and everyone would
00:10agree that it was a night to remember.
00:15They would remember the crisp chardonnay, the tangy salad, and the savory chicken.
00:27But the most memorable part of the evening wasn't the food.
00:43In the years since she had left the lane, Susan Delfino had missed many things.
00:49The laughter of happy children, the smile of the cheerful mailman, the smell of Wisteria
01:01in bloom.
01:02Achoo!
01:05But what Susan missed the most were her friends.
01:11Dishes are done.
01:12Can I go now?
01:13We just started unpacking.
01:14Oh, come on.
01:15It's been a whole year since I could walk outside, knock on a door, and hang with the girls.
01:20Can we at least finish the kitchen?
01:23Fine.
01:35Susan?
01:38Go play with your friends.
01:39Yay!
01:41Just be home by dinner.
01:46I win!
01:49You are in great shape.
01:52Did it ever occur to you that a mere woman could outrace you?
01:56Did it ever occur to you that I'd rather run behind you than in front of you?
02:01That is so sweet.
02:15I have to take a shower.
02:16What a coincidence.
02:18Me too.
02:20Really?
02:21We're doing this?
02:22I thought we couldn't have sex until your divorce was final.
02:24Yeah, I know.
02:25But I thought about it a lot these last 40 seconds, and I think I'm done waiting.
02:31Hey, can you spare a cup of coffee for a new neighbor?
02:34Susan!
02:35I just finished a run.
02:36For tomorrow, for sure.
02:40I'm ready to do the shower.
02:42Wait.
02:45Wait?
02:45What?
02:46I think there's a reason why God sent someone to the door at that exact moment.
02:50I don't, and I know I'm a lot better than you do.
02:52Hey, I don't want to wait either.
02:53I'm just so close to getting out of my marriage.
02:56How close?
02:58Doreen and I meet with the lawyers tomorrow.
03:00Now, unless she shows up in a good nude, we could wrap it up in no time.
03:04So our sex life is dependent on your wife's mood?
03:07Our little boutique isn't doing so great.
03:10The worse business is the crankier she gets, the crankier she gets, the more she drags this out.
03:15Alright, then I guess we'll be showering separately.
03:18You go first.
03:19Just don't use all the hot water!
03:22Don't worry, I won't be using any.
03:30So, the kids are gonna want dinner.
03:33Should we just order pizza?
03:35Fine.
03:41You want me to unpack for you?
03:42No, that's okay.
03:45Just leave it.
03:47What are you doing?
03:51Never mind.
03:56What do you mean, never mind?
03:57Why are you keeping your suitcase packed?
03:59The company has an apartment near the office.
04:04I think I should move in there for a while.
04:07No.
04:08No.
04:08Time?
04:08You don't think some time apart would do us good?
04:11Time apart?
04:12Come on.
04:13We both know what that means.
04:14It means if you walk out that door, you'll never come back in.
04:16You don't know that.
04:17We just had a three hour car ride and didn't say a single word.
04:21I do know that.
04:27I guess you just moved back on the lane.
04:29Oh!
04:29Oh my gosh!
04:30That's so great!
04:32I'm so happy for you!
04:33I'm just right in the middle of something.
04:35But I'm gonna call you, alright?
04:36Yay!
04:43So what are you saying?
04:45You're done trying to work things out.
04:47We've been trying.
04:49We can't give up.
04:51We have to keep fighting for this!
04:53Fighting to save our family!
04:55Are we fighting to save it or are we just fighting?
04:57It happens!
04:58That just ha-
04:59Lynette!
05:01Leave the suitcase where it is.
05:29Hey!
05:29Gabby!
05:35Hi, neighbor.
05:36Invite me in for wine so I can get out of unpacking.
05:38Susan, hi.
05:39I was just about to go out.
05:40Rain check?
05:55Rain check!
05:55What are you doing?
05:57I thought you missed your friends?
06:00Yeah.
06:01Still do.
06:12Oh, I'm sorry.
06:16I'm just back from originally.
06:17run and on my way out and kind of busy right now i told you she was mad she's mad
06:22come on well
06:23we are so sorry we didn't mean to hurt your feelings you should have made time especially
06:29after everything you've been through it's just to be away so long and be totally ignored i was
06:35home all day my bell never rang who wants coffee
06:45so there's paul and he is struggling to get loose and felicia is right on top of me holding the
06:51needle just inches from my it's doug my ex third time this week i bet you anything that bimbo of
07:02his walked out and now he wants to hook up with me will i say yes depends if you really
07:09ask me
07:09right this is susan's moment well she could have told me her story yesterday i was home
07:17i'm just saying susan we want to give you and mike a proper welcome home so we are having a
07:22dinner party in your honor oh you guys don't have to go to all that trouble whose house all of
07:28ours
07:28it's an old-fashioned progressive dinner we're doing drinks and appetizers at my place a salad
07:33at mine and for the entree i am making my famous roast poussin it's french for baby chickens i'm
07:41serving cheesecake it's american for dessert well you guys are so sweet to do this i don't want to
07:46get emotional but just being here in my own kitchen with my best friend i'm just saying
07:56keep going i'm not gonna answer it
08:04uh nay i was going to do a little clothes shopping later and i was hoping you might join me
08:09oh thank
08:10god are we burning your clothes before or after we go i was hoping we'd try that little boutique on
08:16street the one chuck's wife owns what you want to go talk to the wife oh bad idea brie very
08:23bad
08:24idea no chuck's meeting with her to work out a settlement and he's hoping she'll be in a good
08:28mood which she will be if we go to her store and spend a bundle on clothes i'm buying so
08:34it's a win-win
08:34you'll be helping a friend and getting a free new dress for the dinner party
08:40i'm not sure these clothes are quite the thing for a dinner party dinner i wouldn't wear them to a
08:45drive-by shooting just smile okay doreen's watching and we're here to lift up her spirits
08:51oh in that case excuse me miss we just love your clothes yes they are so expressive oh i'm so
09:01glad
09:01to hear you say so from the way they've been selling i was starting to think they were too edgy
09:07for fairview not for us i'm gonna take these tops and oh these beautifully ventilated jeans and oh
09:15oh look at this lovely sculpt purse hey don't you want to try them on first yeah brie you really
09:23should you two just made my day and you made ours i just love this look on me thank you
09:37so much
09:39brie you're welcome doreen
09:43how'd you know my name i don't you just said it you called me doreen
09:48oh well it was on your name tag or would be if you had one that's why we don't check
09:55out the wife
09:57what oh oh i get it you and chuck are an item huh so you came to get a good
10:03look at the woman
10:04whose husband you're screwing hey brie here is a class act not that you can tell at the moment
10:09for your information chuck has not slept with me and he won't while he's still married
10:15seriously seriously seriously he has high ethical standards and so do i
10:24sorry i guess i misjudged you apology accepted and i hope for your sake as well as for mine that
10:30you and chuck come to an agreement soon you know what i think we just might wonderful
10:47arthur doreen you know that agreement i said i'd sign tear it up we can do better
10:55ready for your事
10:55so
10:55why i don't believe that
10:55i don't believe that
10:56Texas
10:56w
10:56k
10:57y
11:02uh
11:03k
11:23y
11:23.
11:43I don't know.
12:12I thought you were dead.
12:17That's the good thing about a small town.
12:20We start a room a hundred miles away.
12:22Nobody checks.
12:25Okay, so you're a liar.
12:27Why are you here?
12:27What do you want?
12:29We're in Las Colinas,
12:31staring things up again.
12:33Took me a long time to start my life over someplace else.
12:36And I don't need another witch hunt.
12:39Don't come near me!
12:41Come here, please.
12:42Who are you kidding?
12:47I'm not the little girl who doesn't know how to defend herself anymore.
12:50What's going on here?
12:51I'm trying to think of a reason not to kill you.
12:54I know we had our problems.
12:56I don't remember you having problems.
12:58I remember you getting drunk on tequila and coming into my room and putting your hand over my mouth and
13:03raping me.
13:03I was 15.
13:06I was a virgin.
13:09What do you want, Gabby?
13:12Get on your knees.
13:14Uh-uh.
13:15Get down!
13:22Gabby, don't do this.
13:23Don't do it.
13:26I remember seeing that.
13:28And it doesn't work.
13:31Think of something else.
13:39I'm...
13:41I'm sorry.
13:42For what?
13:45For what?
13:52For...
13:53Raping you.
14:06Get up!
14:12Start walking!
14:20Never come near me again.
14:22Do you understand?
14:25Go back to being dead.
14:38Wait.
14:48so no because you don't want to go or no because you don't know what a progressive dinner is
14:51folks i've been on the road for a week and i don't feel like a party especially if that
14:55woman's gonna be there oh that woman you mean brie how long is this gonna go on as long as
15:00my
15:00mother's dead well that could be forever you go i should probably get to the office and catch up
15:07on some work oh forget brie you don't even have to talk to her this is about doing something nice
15:11for susan gabby why the hell do you have a gun alejandro found me what i thought he was dead
15:27no he's alive what did that bastard want did he lay a hand on you why didn't you call me
15:32he's gone
15:33i took care of it gabby did you i came close
15:42my finger was on the trigger but i didn't do it
15:49i guess it was enough just to know that i could
15:57wouldn't have been enough for me after what he did to you i would have shot him like a dog
16:18uh excuse me aren't you supposed to be behind the bar is this a photo of you and doug perry
16:23from the yankees yeah he's my ex-husband that is so cool what's he like okay i usually don't talk
16:31to the help but in your case i'll make an exception shut up
16:37oh good the gays are here let the fawning begin heavens the share you look amazing
16:45good to see you holding up so well what are you talking about
16:48your ex-husband getting remarried it's all over espn
16:54which you obviously do not watch oh my god i am so sorry we thought you knew
17:00this is what comes from watching sports
17:02that's why he was calling he's getting married
17:08will you excuse me
17:13red or white
17:14brown
17:27you look really pretty oh thanks sweetie is your dad dressed
17:30he's not back yet from where i don't know he left while you're in the shower
17:44hey penny there was a suitcase there have you seen it no
17:51can i try your lip gloss
17:54sure
17:59hey guys how's the party okay you might want to stay out of the living room though
18:04it's pretty brutal yeah duty's a little over the rainbow
18:11not if you care for me
18:15stay little valentine
18:19stay
18:24each day is valentine's day
18:33lots more from the dog no no no no no my funny valentine not so funny the fourth time around
18:38here we go
18:42dog is a dog he's not even worth thinking about trust me you will meet someone else
18:47yeah when where all the good ones are either married or gay
18:53she's sweet
18:54i was talking about bob
18:56yeah okay
19:03there you are everyone's dying to meet you
19:06you might have a drink first i just finished talking to doreen and her lawyer
19:09how'd it go
19:10horribly
19:12we were this close to settling
19:13suddenly she asked for the lake house
19:16oh
19:17even her lawyer says it's too much
19:19but it's like somehow she knows i'm desperate to end this so she can ask for anything
19:25that's awful
19:26mini cheeseburger
19:45hey where's tom
19:47um i don't think he can make it he's got some work he has to do
19:50same with carlos
19:51that's the bad thing about being married to rich guys
19:54it's a good thing we're rich
19:58sorry
20:00hey
20:01you might want to talk to penny she was over watching mj today and she seemed a little upset
20:05oh about what
20:06well i don't know if you and tom had a fight but
20:08she has it in her head that you guys are splitting up
20:13oh my god
20:13no no no oh my god
20:15i told her not to worry i told her nothing was ever going to happen to you two
20:22oh my god
20:24oh my god
20:26tom left me
20:40it's not like i didn't see it coming i just didn't see it coming tonight
20:44oh sweetie i am so sorry how are you even keeping it together
20:49right now i'm just thinking about making salad for fifteen
20:54you know how hard this is
20:55yeah but trust me however it turns out you're gonna get through this
21:00because you've got your friends
21:04and tom
21:06look when i
21:07it's tom
21:11well obviously you don't need three people to make a salad so i'll head back to renee's and i'll see
21:16you in a bit
21:22you want to sit out the forks
21:26forks
21:27where the hell have you been
21:28the recipe called for mandarin oranges you told me to get mandarin oranges
21:32yesterday and i went and got them myself
21:34well i didn't know that so i guess we have extra now
21:41what
21:44i didn't see your suitcase
21:47it's in the closet
21:54people will be coming soon
21:55i'll get the forks
21:59i don't know if i've told you this
22:01but it's nice having you back on the lane kid
22:04oh thanks karen
22:05you know in the year i was gone
22:07okay okay you're holding up the line
22:09talk and serve
22:11look at this
22:12what's your name
22:13i don't think she's coming
22:15she just found out that her ex is getting married
22:18dog
22:19yeah she's pretty devastated
22:20i don't think you'll be seeing her tonight
22:23hello everybody
22:26this is my date edgar
22:29the bartender
22:30not just a bartender
22:31bartender slash model
22:32print ads mostly
22:34maybe you saw me in last sunday's fairview herald
22:35i was guy checking watch
22:37oh kill him
22:43isn't he good
22:44it's like he really needs to know what time it is
22:54drunk off her ass and not afraid to show it
22:57my kind of gal
23:07about those new demands your wife made
23:09there's something you should
23:11hey hey
23:12you know what doreen
23:13i don't care
23:14take the money
23:14and the lake house
23:16it's worth all that and more
23:17to finally be free of you
23:18goodbye
23:20you didn't have to do that
23:22oh i did
23:22i couldn't let that drag on one more day
23:24to give up your vacation home
23:26just so we could have sex
23:27that's not why i did it
23:28that place is full of memories of her
23:30now why would i want to hold on to those
23:32when i could be making new memories with you
23:35oh chuck
23:37also i want to have sex with you
23:39and we will
23:41as soon as this dinner party is over
23:48um how many more courses
23:51i guess we could skip the salad
24:07it's a really funny story how we met
24:10you tell it
24:11no you tell it so much better
24:14you don't have to tell it
24:15we were there when you met an hour ago
24:18excuse me
24:20can i talk to you for a minute
24:23what are you doing with this guy
24:25this guy
24:25this guy is the best thing that ever happened to me
24:28you better be careful you might not be invited to the wedding
24:31that's right
24:32i could easily see myself being the next mrs renee
24:41i'll be right back
25:03want one
25:04want one
25:05i know
25:08need one
25:15so you want to tell me why it took you two hours to find mandarin oranges
25:21what were you doing
25:24leaving
25:27what made you come back
25:29i couldn't do it that way
25:31kept thinking about you at the party
25:33people asking you where i was
25:34the reason you have to make step up
25:37wasn't right
25:46my biggest fear about marriage
25:48was that someday you would leave me
25:53i
25:55i grew up in a home
25:57where people left
25:58and i had to
25:59clean up after
26:00and i just couldn't go through that again
26:03and so
26:05when i didn't see your suitcase
26:06i thought well here it is
26:09my worst fear
26:10he's gone
26:12and then i thought
26:13oh
26:15damn
26:18page's car seat is in tom's car
26:20and i'll have to get a new one
26:23you had just left me
26:24and i was thinking about a car seat
26:27it was so weird
26:28i kept waiting to feel
26:29i kept waiting to feel
26:30devastated
26:30but instead
26:31i felt
26:33i didn't know
26:34i
26:36ah
26:37i couldn't put a name to it
26:40then when
26:42i walked in
26:44and
26:45you were back
26:49i suddenly realized
26:50what i had been feeling
26:51the whole time
26:52you were gone
27:02it was relief
27:12i
27:15was relieved
27:19hey if you guys didn't put out more croutons
27:21aren't you going to have a riot on your hands
27:22we'll be right there
27:27what are we going to say to people
27:29nothing
27:31it's susan's night
27:34yeah and we shouldn't tell anyone until we tell the kids
27:40oh god the kids
27:43you
27:57oh
28:02wow
28:03i'm sure a year of celibacy was tough on you
28:07but as the person who benefited from it
28:09all i can say is
28:12oh my god
28:13thank you
28:14no no no
28:15the chickens
28:16i should have taken them out of the oven 20 minutes ago
28:17i hope they're not
28:19oh no
28:20the smoke alarm
28:23we're moving again
28:24now we go to breach for the main course
28:26i don't get it
28:27is this supposed to be fun
28:28not fun roy
28:29just free
28:30so shall we go
28:31yeah i guess it's that
28:34time
28:34again with the watch bit
28:36i don't get a used to love that
28:37people change
28:41stop it
28:53can't we just scrape off the burnt parts
28:55there's nothing but burnt parts
28:56help me clear the smoke
28:59hello
29:00you're here
29:01anybody home
29:04i don't have any buttons
29:05what
29:05you're the one who ripped them off
29:07no
29:08does this
29:09how to get ready
29:10what the hell would happen
29:16hello everyone
29:18i'm embarrassed to admit it
29:19but um
29:21my oven
29:22malfunctioned
29:24it's been very erratic lately
29:25and i thought i'd fixed it
29:26but uh
29:27chuck and i
29:28went to the cellar
29:29to
29:29choose a wine
29:30and when we were done
29:31my
29:32entree
29:33was smoking
29:35i'll bet it was
29:37hey chuck
29:38what happened to your shirt
29:39well
29:40as breeze already pointed out
29:41it was very smoky
29:42in the kitchen
29:43and i couldn't find a towel
29:44to wave it away
29:45so i um
29:46i used my shirt
29:48and
29:49and i waved it
29:50so
29:52vigorously
29:52that um
29:53all
29:53all the
29:54all the buttons
29:55came off
29:58should i offer to loan him a shirt
30:00oh
30:00you dare
30:00anyway um
30:02we are going to
30:04go pick up some roast
30:07chickens
30:08so uh
30:09enjoy
30:09the wine
30:10and get my shoes
30:11ah
30:13and we will be back
30:14as soon as
30:15possible
30:29what
30:30you really think you need another one
30:32are you counting my drinks now
30:34i don't think i can count that high
30:35you knew i drank when we met
30:37you were the bartender
30:40oh baby
30:41what's happened to us
30:43we never used to fight
30:45listen
30:45i think
30:47this has been over for a long time
30:50you're dumping me
30:51it's not you
30:52it's
30:53it's me
30:56but it's mostly you
31:02well
31:04edgar and i
31:05are over
31:07i'm sorry
31:08but you'll always have the salad course
31:11ugh
31:12who am i kidding
31:14this was all about doug
31:15when he cheated on me with tina
31:18i thought he was just sick of being married
31:20and just wanted to screw around
31:22but now he's marrying her
31:23which means
31:24what he was sick of
31:25is me
31:30okay
31:31um
31:32either you are the most sympathetic friend
31:35of all time
31:36or something else
31:38is going on here
31:39ugh
31:41tell me
31:45ugh
31:47dom and i are separating
31:49no
31:51no
31:51no
31:52no
31:53no
31:53not you guys
31:55it's alright
31:57i think it's for the best
32:00ugh
32:08oh sure
32:09that's what we're seeing
32:14that's what we're seeing
32:15we're chicken?
32:18mmm no
32:19i should run and get dessert ready
32:21oh wait wait wait
32:22i have something i want to say
32:24mike and i just want to thank you guys
32:26for planning this wonderful dinner for us
32:29renee
32:29we really enjoyed the drinks
32:32and you seem to enjoy the bartender
32:36and lynette
32:37you and tom make a great salad
32:39and an even better team
32:41and brie
32:42for the first time ever
32:44you burned the main course
32:48which was the perfect tribute to me
32:52you know um
32:54living away from you guys
32:55has been hard for me
32:58because when friends live apart
32:59they sometimes
33:00grow apart too
33:04but no matter how crazy or busy our lives are
33:08something always seems to happen to bring us back together
33:11and that started tonight
33:14with this dinner
33:17may we have many many more
33:22oh damn
33:24almost made it
33:25cheers
33:25cheers
33:26cheers
33:27okay
33:27now i am leaving before i lose it
33:30i will call you guys when it's ready
33:46what are you doing here
33:48i know you told me not to come back
33:50but i'm betting you won't be so tough
33:53without your gun
34:09i told you to leave
34:10and i did
34:11i drove 50 miles out of town
34:14but i just couldn't stop thinking about all those things you said
34:16you made me sound like a monster
34:18i only said what was true
34:20you sure
34:21because when you said that thing about being a virgin
34:24i almost had to laugh
34:27what
34:28come on gabby
34:30those short skirts you wore
34:35you were a little slut
34:37you sick bastard
34:38no no no no
34:41you did all the talking before
34:44now it's my turn
34:46sit down
34:59stay away from me
35:00i remember those nights in your room baby
35:02i forgot to stop
35:04as far as me putting my hand over your mouth
35:07that was so your mother wouldn't hear
35:09how much you were enjoying
35:20He came in, he came in and he was standing there and I was so scared and I couldn't do
35:25anything.
35:25I couldn't do anything.
35:28I couldn't do anything.
35:29I couldn't do anything.
35:29Okay, okay.
35:29Hey, hey, hey.
35:35Let's call the police before he wakes up.
35:41Oh, God.
35:43What?
35:44There's no pulse.
35:48He stayed there, killed him.
35:50I was so defensive.
35:51I mean, he had my gun.
35:54Your gun, I put that in the safe.
35:56No.
35:58No, he had it.
36:01He had it right here.
36:02It was, it was here.
36:09I just killed an unarmed man.
36:12Gabby?
36:13I thought you were going to call.
36:15Yeah, it's been 15...
36:18What happened?
36:22Who is that?
36:24Is that blood?
36:26Someone?
36:29Is he dead?
36:31Yeah.
36:33I killed him.
36:34Oh, my God.
36:38This is, this is bad.
36:39This is really bad.
36:41The man was in your house and you had every reason to be scared after what he did to you.
36:47I never reported him.
36:49No one knows.
36:50They're only going to know that he was here and he was unarmed and Carlos killed him.
36:56And now he's going to go to jail because he was trying to protect me.
36:59Calm down, we just need time to think.
37:02We don't have time.
37:05Everybody's coming.
37:07Including your boyfriend, the detective.
37:11I killed a son of a bitch who hurt my wife.
37:13If I have to go to prison, I will.
37:18That's not going to happen.
37:42Sorry, if these glasses were bigger I wouldn't have to keep asking.
37:45Maybe you're not supposed to drink a lot of blue.
37:48Excuse me for a bit.
37:51Hey, this was fun.
37:53I like your friends.
37:54I'm glad.
38:06The strawberry sauce gets everywhere.
38:14There are many things that bind friends together.
38:20Sharing a laugh over an embarrassing incident.
38:26Comforting each other in times of need.
38:31Finding it in our hearts to forgive.
38:38But the thing that binds friends together the most.
38:45Is a secret that changes everything.