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00:01I'm just saying that we never spend the night at your house.
00:05Your place is so warm and cozy.
00:07It's also a disaster area. I didn't get a chance to clean it today.
00:10Oh, here. Let me.
00:13Susan Meyer had never thought of herself as Cinderella.
00:17But then one day, a prince showed up.
00:23Well, we can't have you sleeping in squalor, can we?
00:27My place it is.
00:30And Susan realized her life had become a fairy tale.
00:36And since her prince had welcomed her into his castle,
00:41she felt the least she could do was thank him.
00:45Again.
00:46And again.
00:48And again.
00:50The next morning, however, Susan discovered castles
00:55don't run themselves.
01:02All right.
01:04Ah.
01:04But let's make it a quickie, because you are wasting water.
01:09No!
01:10Sorry.
01:11I didn't mean to startle you.
01:13Ah.
01:13Who are you?
01:15I'm Rupert.
01:16I work for Mr. Hainsworth.
01:18That would be the man you slept with, in case names weren't exchanged.
01:22Oh, no.
01:23I'm your boss's girlfriend.
01:25Surely he mentioned me.
01:27Not that I recollect.
01:29Rupert.
01:31Good morning, boss.
01:33I thought you were off today.
01:34Isn't your sister in town?
01:36That's next weekend, sir.
01:38Oh.
01:39It's a good thing, too.
01:40Otherwise, I might not have had the pleasure of meeting your girlfriend.
01:45Susan!
01:47Yes.
01:48We met at the, um, at the hospital.
01:51Why don't I fetch you a robe?
01:53Loving that idea.
02:01Would you care for some breakfast?
02:02Omelette?
02:03Strawberry tart?
02:04Brioche?
02:05Oh, wow.
02:06Um, yeah.
02:07That sounds great.
02:08Um, you pick.
02:09Yes.
02:11Susan's life had indeed become a fairy tale.
02:14You are aware there is a Mrs. Hainsworth?
02:17Well, of course.
02:19And what's a fairy tale?
02:22Tot it is.
02:24Without a dragon to slay.
02:29We know dangerous men walk among us.
02:32What we can't be sure of is who they are or where they hide.
02:37So the most we can offer any stranger is reasonable doubt.
02:41But once the doubt is gone, people are anything but reasonable.
02:46I am telling you, our neighbor is a pedophile and I expect you to do something about it.
02:51Ms. Scalwell, he's not listed on any sex offender registry.
02:54He's never had so much as a traffic ticket.
02:56He's a single man with a basement full of toys.
02:58I understand your concern, but we can't book a guy on possession of toys.
03:02You don't get it.
03:03His house had this creepy vibe.
03:06Tell him, Tom.
03:07I never went down to the actual room.
03:08Okay, he wasn't there.
03:09He doesn't know.
03:09Look, he had a wall full of pictures of half-naked boys in swimsuits.
03:15Didn't you say he was a swim coach?
03:17What are you, his lawyer?
03:18You have to admit, it's odd.
03:20Here's what's odd.
03:21If your neighbor had something to hide, why'd he invite you in to see all of his stuff?
03:31He wasn't technically home when I went inside.
03:35So you broke in?
03:37The door was open.
03:39I was bringing him a cake.
03:42A cake?
03:43It was a thank you cake.
03:45He sort of saved my life.
03:49She didn't know that he was a pedophile when she baked the actual cake.
03:52He doesn't care about the cake, Tom.
03:53Why are you snapping at me?
03:53I'm not snapping at you.
03:54Can you tell us now?
03:55I am snapping because there is a monster across the street,
03:58and Barney Fife here is making me sound like the bad guy.
04:04Look, I'm sorry.
04:05She's been under a lot of stress, hasn't slept well.
04:08You better not be apologizing for me.
04:10Gotta go.
04:17So, I've got some fabulous news.
04:19I hope it's more fabulous than this dress.
04:21You look like something Ike Turner would hit.
04:24You're gonna have to find yourself another personal shopper.
04:28Well, I slammed one dress and you quit on me?
04:30No, that's my news.
04:31I'm leaving the store and starting my own business.
04:35Beauty by Vern?
04:37You're opening up a salon?
04:38God, could you get any gayer?
04:40It's a consulting firm for beauty pageant contestants.
04:43And the answer's yes.
04:45This week I'm coaching little girls for the Miss Snowflake pageant.
04:48It's very rewarding.
04:49Hey, you know what might be fun?
04:51If you come down and give a talk.
04:52You know, give the kids some pointers.
04:54Vern, I worked the catwalks in Milan in Paris.
04:56I'm not gonna give makeup tips to Little Miss Training Bra.
04:59You have been in rare bitch form.
05:01It's been months now, so don't blame it on your cycle.
05:03Don't call me a bitch and stop tracking my cycle.
05:06I told you, that freaks me out.
05:08I'm just saying.
05:09You've been very cranky today.
05:11What's going on?
05:14The divorce decree came through today.
05:17Carlos is officially out of my life.
05:19Oh, honey.
05:22The girls' ages range 8 to 12.
05:24We meet every Thursday in the rec room at the Elks Lodge.
05:27I'm not doing it.
05:28You need a project.
05:30That's your problem.
05:30You're bored.
05:31And you know what the cure for that is?
05:33Helping others.
05:36Fine.
05:37I'll do it.
05:38But I want this dress for free.
05:40Evil.
05:40You said you hated it.
05:41And I hate helping others too.
05:43But I'm doing that, aren't I?
05:50Is the coast clear?
05:51I don't want to flash the help again.
05:53Relax.
05:53He's making breakfast.
05:54But you're more than welcome to flash me.
05:59How long has Rupert worked for you?
06:01Oh, for years he's practically family.
06:04So you're that close and you never told him about me?
06:07Yes.
06:08About that.
06:09Rupert was incredibly devoted to Jane.
06:12He's never seen me with another woman.
06:14Let alone a frisky naked one.
06:17Well, that explains why he was a little cold to me this morning.
06:20Was he?
06:21I never talked with him.
06:22Oh, no.
06:22Don't do that.
06:23That'll just make it worse.
06:24I get it.
06:25He loved Jane.
06:26He doesn't know me.
06:27You know, I'll just have to charm him.
06:29Warm him up a little.
06:35Well, I'm, uh, I'm sure you'll find a way.
06:39Great.
06:39Nine o'clock in the morning and I have to put on a slinky black cocktail dress.
06:42Mm-hmm.
06:45Hey, here's an idea.
06:46You keep some things in a drawer of my house.
06:49Would it be okay if I had one here?
06:51A drawer?
06:52Do you think we'll be here that often?
06:54Your shower has six power nozzles.
06:57With or without you, I'll be back.
06:59Well then, by all means, let's get you a drawer.
07:02I don't need much.
07:03One of those will do.
07:05Actually, that's not a good idea.
07:07Rupert arranges things meticulously.
07:08You'll never win them over if you mess with his system.
07:10Rupert?
07:13Wow.
07:14Your timing's perfect.
07:16Not always.
07:17Susan will be needing a drawer.
07:20A drawer, sir.
07:29The End
07:29Oh, madam.
07:30That hardly seems possible.
07:34Mother Hodge!
07:35Your food will get cold!
07:39Why, please, is there a lock on the liquor cabinet?
07:42Because your doctor says people taking your medication shouldn't drink.
07:46A warning you've chosen to ignore if the lipstick on the vodka bottle is any indication.
07:52Poached fish again?
07:54I don't want this.
07:56I want what you're all having.
07:58Well, your doctor has you on a low-fat, low-sodium diet.
08:00Eight meals this week, eight times I've told you the same thing.
08:04So, who'd like to say grace?
08:06Allow me.
08:10Dear Lord, I thank you for this bland, indifferently prepared meal, and beseech you to ignite some spark of compassion
08:16in my cold-hearted daughter-in-law, that she might show some shred of mercy to me, her wretched captive.
08:22Amen.
08:28Mother, may I remind you, you asked to come here?
08:31I didn't know I'd be trading one jail for another.
08:34At least at the home, you could bribe the orderlies to smuggle things in, but here, nothing gets past the
08:40Commandant.
08:42I have done everything I can to make you happy and comfortable.
08:45What do you want from us?
08:47I want my freedom.
08:48I want out of this perky little gulag and into a house I can call my own.
08:54And you're going to buy it for me.
08:57I can't afford to buy you a house.
08:59You can't afford not to.
09:05I know a house won't be easy to swing, but how many more of these Edward Albee dinners do you
09:10want to sit through?
09:11What did she mean by you can't afford not to?
09:13Was she threatening you with something?
09:14Yes, she was threatening to make us miserable till we cave.
09:18Look, at least see if Edie has any cheap listings.
09:20We'll be happier. My mother will be happier.
09:22Yeah, and she'll take terrible care of herself and be dead in a year.
09:25You just stole my next argument.
09:31Okay, you've got enough money to pay either the phone or the cable bill, but not both.
09:38Hello?
09:40Mike.
09:41I'm trying to help you here.
09:44No, I'm sorry. Do whatever you want.
09:49Fine. Cable it is.
09:51Nobody calls you anyway.
10:02What do you want?
10:04My toilet's clogged.
10:05I thought maybe you could fix it.
10:07Oh, wait.
10:08You can't, can you?
10:09Because you don't have any tools.
10:11Must be tough being a plumber without tools.
10:13Why don't you people leave me the hell alone?
10:16Geez.
10:17You sure are hostile for a guy who makes his living in the service industry.
10:34You know, it just occurred to me, there's no point in paying the cable bill if you're not going to
10:38have electricity.
10:40So, I'm thinking pay the electricity up front and inside.
10:44Oh, oh, that's it.
11:00Oh, where have you been? They're all waiting for you.
11:02I'm here to teach fashion, so I'm fashionably late.
11:04Cute. Now, remember, these mothers have refinanced their trailers in order to pay for this, so when you make your
11:08entrance, for God's sakes, sparkle.
11:12Now, in addition to her three Vogue covers, you may remember her as the face of Laroque Cosmetics, please welcome
11:18Miss Gabrielle Marquez.
11:31Vern, a moment.
11:38Is there a problem?
11:39Yes. What am I supposed to do with that petting zoo out there?
11:42Not everyone wins the genetic lottery like you did.
11:44These girls need help finding the promised land of beauty and style.
11:48Please, Gabrielle, be there, Moses.
11:52Good comparison, because it's going to take a miracle to turn these mutts into show talks.
11:59Hey girls, let's talk beauty.
12:08What's up, brother?
12:11I'm sorry, you are...
12:13Carlos, from down the street.
12:19We were only best friends, dude.
12:21Oh, well, things have been a little fuzzy since the accident.
12:25I'm sorry that I hadn't come by sooner, but my divorce has been kicking my ass.
12:31Sorry to hear that.
12:32Anyway, I got a new condo, but it's getting renovated.
12:36So I was thinking maybe I could crash here.
12:39Here?
12:40Yeah.
12:41I can help you out around the house and free you up to focus on job one.
12:45It's getting better.
12:47Because you're tossing it to Edie now, right?
12:50That's a real relationship killer.
12:52Me and your lady, they'll hoist you off the can.
12:56How long are we talking?
12:57A couple months.
12:58Three at the most.
13:00And of course, I can kick in for half the utilities and rent.
13:07What?
13:07Well, how can I say no to my best friend?
13:09Mm-hmm.
13:17What are the Blake kids doing all the way over here?
13:20Pam needs to keep a closer eye on them.
13:22Will you please come away from that window?
13:24You barely slept last night.
13:26Come on, take a nap.
13:27I'm fine.
13:28I'm fine.
13:30Whoa.
13:31Hold on.
13:39Hey, what's up?
13:41I've been meaning to get this back to you.
13:43And to thank you.
13:45Rebecca and I really enjoyed the cake.
13:47Oh, good.
13:50So...
13:52Bye.
13:54So what did you think of our place?
13:57Sorry?
13:58I heard you were good friends with the Young family.
14:00It must have been weird being in there with all the new furniture.
14:03I...
14:04I didn't notice.
14:05Well, how about the kitchen?
14:06Rebecca likes the color, but I'm not so sure.
14:09Oh, sorry.
14:10Never made it past the living room.
14:12What?
14:12Come on.
14:13You're in an empty house, curious about your new neighbors.
14:16You look around.
14:17We all do it.
14:19Well, I don't.
14:23Well, next time you're over, I'll have to give you the tour.
14:26Great.
14:27Mr. Protector Man!
14:28Hey, hey, not now, Parker.
14:30I just wanted to see if I can play his pinball machine again.
14:41I guess there's no need for that tour.
14:54All right, girls.
14:55First things first.
14:56If you can't walk, you can't win.
14:57Hit it, Vern.
14:59Remember, eyes forward, shoulders back, hips square, look left, look right, whip and walk.
15:13What?
15:30My eyes were forward, my hips were square.
15:33But where's your confidence?
15:34Where's your pride?
15:36Come on.
15:37What do I have to be proud of?
15:49Have you guys ever seen a runway model without the hot clothes and makeup?
15:54Well, trust me, they're not that special.
15:56But the one thing that they do have is attitude.
16:00You have to believe in yourself.
16:02And if not, pretend to believe in yourself, okay?
16:06All right.
16:07Now, I want you to pretend you're on the runway.
16:11Flash bulbs are popping.
16:13Everyone's looking at you and being you.
16:15And they're all thinking the same thing.
16:19Isabel Horowitz is smoking hot.
16:24Go, Isabel, go!
16:30You're doing it!
16:31Isabel, you're doing it!
16:33That's it.
16:33Keep going.
16:39I was walking!
16:40You were totally walking!
16:43Good job!
16:44All right, Donna, you're next.
16:46Get up there and make me hate your beauty.
16:50Now, this place is a real diamond in the rough.
16:53Cozy little two-bedroom plus den with a highly motivated cellar.
16:58Oh, look, a highly motivated cockroach.
17:03Let's try to be positive, people.
17:04It's a fabulous location.
17:06Just walking distance to all sorts of fun shops.
17:09Right!
17:10From here I can see a bail bondsman and an adult book shop.
17:15What do you expect in your price range, Tara?
17:19Let's go.
17:21Wait.
17:23I'm not an impractical woman.
17:25I know that my son's resources are, like his achievements, rather limited.
17:31I want to see the rest of it.
17:34Okay.
17:35Now, the lighting in the kitchen is a bit harsh.
17:37The previous owner, let's just say he ran some sort of home-based medical business.
17:43You cannot let your mother move into this neighborhood.
17:46It's filled with junkies and whores.
17:48Anne will owe them all an apology, but who cares?
17:50She likes it.
17:50Of course she likes it.
17:51There's a 24-hour liquor store across the street.
17:53She wants a house.
17:55This is the best we can afford without bankrupting ourselves.
17:57Orson, what if something should happen to her?
17:59Stop worrying about her.
18:01Worry about us.
18:02Do you realize how much we've been fighting since she came?
18:04The woman's ruined every relationship that's mattered to me, and she's doing it again.
18:08Oh!
18:09Oh, my God!
18:13Are you all right?
18:14Just a little spill.
18:15Her cocaine had a loose tile.
18:17Is anything broken?
18:18Well, obviously the damn floor.
18:20We'll need that fixed before she moves in.
18:22Are you insane?
18:23She obviously can't be on her own.
18:25Why, it's a loose tile.
18:26I'm perfectly fine.
18:27And what if you weren't?
18:28What if she had broken something and she was lying here for hours?
18:31You are coming home with us.
18:32Breathe.
18:33And I will not hear another word on the subject.
18:38I can't believe you bought us pizza.
18:40Well, you guys earned it.
18:41But eat fast because we only have one hour left and I want to introduce you to your new best
18:45friend, Mr. Shreetan.
18:47You know so much cool stuff.
18:49Can't you come back another day?
18:51Oh, I don't know.
18:52Please!
18:52You have to.
18:55Well, let me check my book.
18:56I might have to move some stuff around, but I think I can swing it.
18:59Your life must be so exciting, huh?
19:03Yeah.
19:03Every day's a parade.
19:06So, what was it like being a famous model?
19:09Honestly, it was like any other job except pay was great, clothes were couture, and parties
19:14were just this side of Gamora.
19:17You don't know what Gamora means, do you?
19:22Good.
19:23Did you know Kate Moss?
19:25Invited her to a party once.
19:27Did you eat pizza with her?
19:28Because if you did, it's almost like we ate pizza with her.
19:30Well, honey, most models don't eat pizza.
19:32Well, at least not without having a finger for dessert.
19:35Ah!
19:36Oh, gross.
19:38I know, I never did that.
19:39You would not believe the horrible things these girls did to stay skinny.
19:43Like what?
19:44Well, some would smoke those unfiltered French cigarettes.
19:47But cigarettes can kill you.
19:49But before they do, they kill your appetite.
19:53One time, there was a girl who took too many laxatives and, uh, well, if you're ever
19:58at the Chateau Milan in room 238, do not use the jacuzzi.
20:03Do you have to be skinny to be a model?
20:05Well, yeah.
20:06When's the last time you saw a fat person on a magazine cover?
20:09Now, I'm gonna go talk to Vern about our next session.
20:11You guys finish lunch so we can get back to work.
20:26Hi!
20:26Rupert!
20:27I went to the mall and bought a change of clothes for the weekend.
20:29And while I was there, I got something for you.
20:32I thought you could wear it on your day off.
20:36Do you like it?
20:38Very much.
20:39It'll come in handy, should my nationality ever slip my mind.
20:43Ha!
20:44Ha!
20:46That's good.
20:47Ha!
20:47You!
20:48I wanna party with you.
20:51Hey, I was thinking this afternoon maybe we could go look for that drawer.
20:55Oh, I'm sorry, ma'am.
20:56I'm afraid I have all this silver to polish.
20:58Well, let me help you and we can talk.
21:01There is so much I wanna know about you.
21:04Who is Rupert Cavanaugh?
21:06What makes him tick?
21:09Ha!
21:11Tell you what.
21:12Let's go find you that drawer.
21:14Hm?
21:17Oh, isn't the master bedroom down that way?
21:19I realize it's a bit of a jaunt, but I managed to find you an entire bureau.
21:24Oh!
21:25Okay.
21:25Well, you know, certainly didn't have to go to all that trouble.
21:30Is there a problem?
21:32Uh, no.
21:34I just, um...
21:35Well, you know, certainly didn't have to go to all that trouble.
21:36All I really needed was just a little, little drawer and, uh, this is just so far away.
21:41And what is that smell?
21:43Oh, yes, about that.
21:45The cat passed away in this room.
21:49Did you consider removing the body?
21:51Well, if this isn't acceptable, I can look elsewhere for a drawer when I have the time.
21:57Why do you have to be this way?
22:00What way is that?
22:01Listen, I know how you feel about Jane, but if you could just give me a chance.
22:05Come on.
22:06You can't possibly hate me this much, can you?
22:11I'm done.
22:12Oh, fine.
22:13Fine, fine, fine, fine.
22:14I don't need you to like me, but I think you should give me just a little respect.
22:18I am Ian's girlfriend.
22:21He's still married.
22:23At best, you're his mistress.
22:26Okay.
22:27You're not allowed to call me that.
22:29Fine.
22:30What term would you prefer?
22:32Concubine?
22:33Consort?
22:34Gold-digging whore?
22:37Oh!
22:37Oh!
22:41But, Rupert, you have to admit, it's just a drawer.
22:45Those drawers are filled with Jane's things.
22:48This is her house.
22:49You are a guest in her house.
22:51And a temporary one at best.
22:53Okay, you know, that is for Ian to decide.
22:56Oh, he has decided.
22:59Why do you think he never told me about you?
23:01Why did he wait so long to bring you here?
23:04He didn't want you in that room.
23:07Where he still keeps Jane's things exactly as she left them.
23:17But, I'll keep looking for that drawer.
23:28Hey, go over to Mike's.
23:30I thought you were going to muddle on.
23:32What?
23:32I know.
23:32It's just that I promised I'd help him install a shower bar.
23:35And, um...
23:36Could take a while.
23:42T-Rex!
23:43How they hanging, brother?
23:44Low and lazy.
23:46Yeah.
23:47Hey, if Lynette asked, I installed your shower bar there.
23:51Got it.
23:51Mmm.
23:55Fern, what are you doing here?
23:56We need to talk.
23:57Is it about the girls' makeup?
23:59Because I got them each their own makeup kit,
24:00custom tailored to match their skin tone.
24:02And I got Milena some wax.
24:04I know she's only 11, but those Greek jeans
24:05are going to kick in any day now.
24:09What the?
24:09This morning, Mrs. Hayes caught Donna
24:11with her finger down her throat,
24:12trying to barf up her toaster waffle.
24:14Really?
24:15And Mrs. Horowitz found Isabelle
24:16behind their garage smoking.
24:18Apparently, she thought cigarettes
24:19would help her lose a few pounds.
24:21Where do you think she got that idea?
24:24Those damn tobacco companies.
24:26Gabby!
24:27Fine.
24:27I may have told a few stories about the old days,
24:30but as a warning,
24:31I didn't say anything inappropriate for kids.
24:33Cassie Warren asked her mother
24:34if she could throw a Gomorrah party.
24:37Okay, look.
24:37We have to do damage control.
24:39I get it.
24:39Next session, I'll apologize to all the moms.
24:41Uh-uh.
24:42There's not gonna be a next session for you.
24:45Moms don't want you anywhere near their daughters.
24:48But I'm helping them.
24:49They love me.
24:51Wait, please, Vern.
24:52You have to give me a chance to fix this.
24:54It's too late, Gabby.
24:55You are now officially a bad influence.
24:58Well, see, it's been class.
25:12Mom said we couldn't leave.
25:14I'm just going up front.
25:20What the hell is that?
25:22Stop running the ball.
25:26Can I ask you guys something?
25:29What was I like before the accident?
25:32What do you mean?
25:33What kind of guy was I?
25:35Was I happy?
25:35Was I angry?
25:38Did I ever get violent?
25:40What?
25:43You're fine.
25:49I'm serious.
25:51I really need to know.
25:53You can be honest.
25:55You're my best friend.
26:02Honestly, you were sort of mysterious, kept to yourself.
26:05Nobody really knew you all that well.
26:08Yep.
26:10And this is coming from your best friend.
26:19Get it, get it!
26:21Get it!
26:23Get it!
26:24Get it!
26:27I'm sorry, guys.
26:29I just...
26:30I guess I was really tired.
26:32Uh, where's your brother?
26:34He went outside.
26:36Yeah.
26:37What?
26:39Okay.
26:39Watch her.
26:40Watch her.
26:41I'll be back.
26:42I'll be right back.
26:44Hello?
26:44Open up!
26:45Open the door!
26:47What's the matter?
26:48I want my son.
26:49He's not here.
26:50He's not in our house.
26:51He's not in our yard.
26:52Do not jerk me around.
26:54Parker!
26:55You can't just barge into my house like this.
26:58Don't play dumb with me.
26:59I know exactly what is down here.
27:04Where's the pinball?
27:05Where's all the games?
27:06That was a collection I was taking up to the children's hospital.
27:11I delivered everything yesterday.
27:15Did you donate the photos too?
27:21Parker!
27:25Parker!
27:25What exactly is it you're accusing me of?
27:27Do not pretend you don't know.
27:28I'm calling the police.
27:29Parker!
27:30Is there a problem?
27:32You're damn right there's a problem.
27:33I can't find my son.
27:36Isn't that your son?
27:47Hey, hey!
27:50Where have you been?
27:51We were at Mike's. He wandered over looking for me.
27:54What's going on?
28:07Well, that was the children's hospital.
28:10Art Story checks out.
28:12He donated all that stuff.
28:16That proves nothing. He knew I was on to him. He had to dump it.
28:19Honey, believe me, I am with you.
28:21There is something fishy about this guy.
28:23But you've got to get a grip. You can't go barging into people's homes.
28:26Mr. Parker had been in.
28:27But he wasn't.
28:29And if you keep accusing this guy without proof, he can sue us.
28:38Listen, I've been thinking that after everything that you have been through...
28:42Please don't bring up the supermarket.
28:43That was a traumatic experience.
28:45I think it's affected you more than you realize.
28:52And maybe you need to talk to somebody about it.
28:57Like a therapist.
29:01You're right. I need to talk to someone.
29:06He'd gotten rid of everything.
29:08The toys. The pictures. Everything was gone.
29:14You can't sit on this, Lynette.
29:16I know.
29:17If something happened to someone's kid because I kept my mouth shut...
29:22The thing is, I promised Tom I'd back off.
29:26Well, I didn't.
29:45Jane has some beautiful things.
29:47Yes, she's always had impeccable taste.
29:54I know how it must seem to you my holding on to them.
29:59Well, I just couldn't bring myself to...
30:01I get it.
30:04As much as I have tried to pretend that it's just you and me...
30:10There's three of us in this relationship.
30:12Susan, you know I adore you.
30:14No, please listen.
30:17The last couple of months, I thought we've gotten really close.
30:20And I've been loving that.
30:22I just feel like lately...
30:25There's this limit to how far you'll let me in.
30:30Well, I'm trying.
30:31It's just the more I let you into my heart, the more I feel I'm pushing Jane out and...
30:38You don't have to push Jane out to let me in.
30:44Of course.
30:45You're right.
30:51Do you know what I think?
30:53No.
30:53That kind of compassionate wisdom deserves an obscenely expensive meal.
30:59Okay, well give me a minute and I will change into something else.
31:03But Rupert still hasn't found you a drawer?
31:06No, not just yet.
31:09Well, in that case...
31:16Ian, you don't have to do that.
31:19If I can make room in my heart for both of you, I can certainly make room in my bureau.
31:29It's just not right. Your mother skipped lunch too.
31:32She said she wasn't hungry. Can't we just revel in her absence?
31:35I know she's a handful, but she deserves some compassion. The woman watched a dream die yesterday.
31:41We all did.
31:44I'm taking her dinner up.
31:45Oh, it's okay. I'll do it.
31:47No, no. I'd rather do it myself. I want to talk to her.
31:50Well, I'll let her know you're coming.
31:56Mom's coming. Ditch the wine.
31:58Very well.
32:00You finished the whole bottle already?
32:02I was thirsty.
32:04Gloria, I've been thinking and-
32:06Does no one in this house ever bother to knock?
32:08Is that alcohol?
32:09Where did you get that?
32:13Andrew!
32:15When my grandma asked me a favor with tears in her eyes, how-
32:19Oh, shut up, you little extortionist.
32:21He charged me 20 bucks, plus five with a corkscrew.
32:24I'll deal with you later.
32:26You can kiss that coating goodbye.
32:31Andrew brought her wine.
32:32Oh, for God's sake.
32:34This is our house.
32:36If you expect to stay here, you're going to learn to obey a few rules.
32:40I don't obey rules. I make them.
32:43Not anymore, Mother.
32:44Just watch yourself, sonny boy.
32:48Okay, look. I know you're upset, but don't blame Orson. It's not his fault.
32:52It's all his fault.
32:54You think he's so wonderful. You don't know the half of what he's done.
32:58Let's go. I can't deal with her when she's like this.
33:01He doesn't want you to hear the truth. How he cheated on Alma.
33:06What?
33:08She's broke.
33:09How he broke her heart. And mine.
33:11All for his precious Monique.
33:14You shut up, Mother.
33:15Monique Poilier? I thought that was Harvey Bixby's mistress.
33:19Oh, she got around that girl.
33:22See, I told you. I told you she would do this.
33:24There he was, cheating on Alma, not knowing all the time his whore was cheating on him.
33:29Stop it. You shut your evil mouth.
33:32Oh, what? What are you going to do to me that hasn't already been done?
33:36What?
33:47I cannot.
33:49You are not.
33:50You are not.
33:51You are not.
34:27Miss Gabrielle!
34:29What is she doing here?
34:31I have no idea.
34:32I told her she was banned.
34:34Okay, just give me a minute.
34:36I'm sorry about what I said to the girls, and it won't happen again.
34:41Damn right, you're not going anywhere near our girls.
34:44Can't you give me a second chance?
34:46Why should we?
34:47Yeah.
34:48I mean, you walk in here all clickety-clack, perfect little, miss-size-zero, thinking you're
34:52all better than us.
34:53We all saw the look on your face when you showed up.
34:57I don't think I'm better than you.
34:59Hell, I envy you.
35:01Please.
35:02No, it's true.
35:03You have husbands and families and a reason to wake up in the morning.
35:07What do I have?
35:09Him.
35:12Teaching your kids about confidence and beauty is the most useful thing I've done since...
35:17I don't know when.
35:19And as much as I've helped them, they've helped me so much more.
35:29So please, I need this.
35:34And I promise, no more talk about dodgy weight loss methods.
35:41Like the highly effective, non-FDA approved diet pill I can get from my friends in Zurich.
35:48In bulk.
35:53Well, I suppose the Christian thing would be to forgive her.
35:59Well, why don't you ladies talk it over and I'm gonna work on posture with the girls.
36:04Yeah!
36:05Come on!
36:05Come on, you guys!
36:06Come on!
36:07Yes!
36:08Yes, me too.
36:09No, no, no.
36:14Oh, thank God.
36:17I've been driving around all night looking for you.
36:21We saw that woman at the morgue on our wedding night.
36:27You pretended not to know her.
36:29Brie, I can explain.
36:31No.
36:33I'm done.
36:34You don't understand what happened.
36:36There were two women in your life before me.
36:39One vanished and the other was killed.
36:40That's all I need to understand.
36:44I've packed some of your things.
36:47I want you out of the house.
36:51Now.
36:55Brie.
36:57Please.
36:59I love you.
37:01I know.
37:03But it scares the hell out of me.
37:16Dangerous men walk among us.
37:19And we can't always be sure of who they are or what secrets they hide.
37:24But once our worst suspicions are confirmed, we can take action.
37:33Once their agendas are revealed, we can take steps to protect ourselves and those we love.
37:53Yes.
37:55Dangerous men can cause great harm.
38:04But sometimes the greatest danger they pose.
38:10I'll take those.
38:11I'll take those.
38:11I'll take those.
38:13I'll take those.
38:14As to themselves.
38:15Seems to be by email.�로
38:15they are gonna go after our channel. So
38:15let's go through our channel. How
38:15gonna take from one more time now. According to
38:15everyone else. Go over.
38:16Mr. And
38:17our team
38:17today, where they're gonna be away. Because our dad