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00:02Brace! Brace!
00:03I'm bracing!
00:11No, no, no!
00:18No!
00:23Ah!
00:25What?
00:36Hello! Yes! Yes, it is!
00:39It's the Taskmaster Grand Final!
00:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:47Welcome to you all. I'm Greg Davies,
00:49and I'm here to lead you through this magnificent final hour.
00:52What does it take to become a champion?
00:55Well, if you want the most prized trophy in television,
00:58you need to tap into your own soul.
01:00You need an energy source that hitherto you may only have been vaguely aware of.
01:05Each of these people, if they really want it,
01:08will have to meet whatever their own version of God might be.
01:13Or, and I mean this, I'll fix it for 15 grand.
01:17Anyone who pays 15 grand into my account can win it.
01:19I don't care. Why would I care?
01:20LAUGHTER
01:22So, here they are.
01:24For the last time, please welcome your five fearless fighters.
01:28Frankie Boyle!
01:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:30Ivo Graham!
01:32Jenny Eclad!
01:34Fael Smith-Bynow!
01:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:38And Mae Martin!
01:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:43And next to me, a man who told me that as a young person,
01:46he used to practise kissing on his grandfather's pet carp,
01:50Mr Suckles.
01:51LAUGHTER
01:51It's Atlantic Hall!
01:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:58Hello, everyone.
01:59It's the final, Greg. It's the final.
02:01I'm going to miss you, Greg.
02:03Are you?
02:03Yes, I like sitting next to you.
02:05LAUGHTER
02:05What's this, though?
02:06Well, I was wondering if you wanted to come to my birthday party.
02:09I'm going to...you're going to be the first person I invited.
02:11LAUGHTER
02:13That is a lovely way to start the grand final.
02:14Great.
02:15Alex is turning 50. It's in six years.
02:19LAUGHTER
02:21Alex would like the pleasure of Greg's company
02:23at my 50th birthday. Dress code Naughty But Nice.
02:26Arrival half 3pm, carriages 4.30am.
02:28It's just you and me.
02:31LAUGHTER
02:31Then you, TBC, probably a farm,
02:34and then you just tear off that bit and return it.
02:36If you're coming, it's an RSVP slip at the bottom.
02:38Right, let's get on with the show, shall we?
02:40LAUGHTER
02:40What have we got for the final prize task of the show, Alex?
02:43It's a real money spinner, Greg,
02:45because you've asked him to bring in the best Greg Davis merchandise
02:49that isn't on the market but should be on the market.
02:54Of course, there's already a lot of great stuff out there,
02:56enough to make quite an alarming shrine, let me tell you.
03:01LAUGHTER
03:01But Greg's going to judge his favourite one
03:03and then the lucky episode winner will win a lot of Greg Davis merchandise
03:06which I can drop round to them at a later date.
03:09Well, Mae Martin.
03:10Hi.
03:10Have you got some good me merchandise?
03:13Yeah, my dad was involved.
03:15How was your dad involved?
03:17Basically, in lockdown, he kind of became, like, Geppetto.
03:21So he and I together designed a Greg Davis puppet.
03:25Yeah, this is what Mr. Martin made.
03:27LAUGHTER
03:29I really want to show you.
03:31Should it be on the market, Greg?
03:32Ho-ho-ho-ho!
03:34APPLAUSE
03:39OK, the mouth opens.
03:41And also, it says one of your famous catchphrases
03:44if you press a button.
03:46OK.
03:46I'm so full of hate!
03:49LAUGHTER
03:52Oh, thank you, Mae.
03:54Oh, God.
03:56It looks like Lord Sugar.
03:57What, the 75-year-old tycoon?
03:59LAUGHTER
04:00It does.
04:01It's absolutely incredible.
04:02It's your dad as a carpenter.
04:04No.
04:04Well, how's he made you?
04:06Eh?
04:07I don't think he likes me.
04:08He doesn't like you.
04:10And there's two of us now.
04:13I've made your shit party in six years.
04:16I'm going to do a poo in the carpet.
04:19LAUGHTER
04:22He's a monster!
04:24He's horrible.
04:25Yeah, I think he's horrible.
04:27And this is going to take some beating.
04:28Thank you, Mae. He's absolutely amazing.
04:30I'm so full of hate!
04:33That is a strong start.
04:35That's a high bar, isn't it?
04:37That's really annoying, actually.
04:38Yeah.
04:40Very good.
04:42Ivo.
04:42Um, Greg, I've actually been a fan of your work
04:45since before this show even came into existence.
04:47In 2010 at the Edinburgh Fringe, I watched your debut show.
04:51What was that show called, Greg?
04:52It's called Firing Cheeseballs as a Dog, Ivo.
04:55Let's look at what the prize is.
04:56It's this.
04:57It's your very own Greg Davies cheeseball catapult.
05:00LAUGHTER
05:02Take that, damn pooch!
05:05LAUGHTER
05:05That's lovely.
05:06And even though it's less and less acceptable
05:08to fire stacks into the faces of dogs...
05:11I hate this woke shit.
05:12Yeah!
05:14LAUGHTER
05:14I mean, one of the dogs' jobs is to catch snacks, surely.
05:17Why can't they catch them at velocity?
05:20LAUGHTER
05:21I think it's delightful.
05:23OK.
05:23Jenny.
05:24OK, Greg, for you, I had commissioned a coffee stencil
05:29and I thought, oh, just buying a coffee with your face on it.
05:33And maybe if you got together with that cafe place
05:36that has the same name as you,
05:38and then you could have a Greg's Greg coffee...
05:40Yeah, I mean...
05:41And then you could give some of the money to charity.
05:44Yeah, yeah.
05:46LAUGHTER
05:46There's a lot relying on this picture, I feel.
05:48Yeah, yeah.
05:49Let's have a look.
05:51LAUGHTER
05:55But I'm ready for the magic.
05:57That's the before and this is the coffee.
05:59LAUGHTER
06:00Why do I suddenly feel like chicken?
06:04LAUGHTER
06:06It's not bad at all, Jenny.
06:08Hyell, are you all right?
06:09Well, erm, I think, as much as people would like to have, like,
06:15bits and pieces to play with,
06:17I think it's much more fun to be you.
06:20Oh, it is not.
06:24But keep talking.
06:25Well, when you last felt like that,
06:28you might have wanted something like this.
06:29Have a look.
06:31LAUGHTER
06:32It's a Greg Davies morph suit.
06:35LAUGHTER
06:36It's so awful.
06:39I think if this goes on sale,
06:40I'm going to be arrested for multiple attacks on you.
06:44LAUGHTER
06:45Thanks, Kyle.
06:46That's all right.
06:47Hi, Frankie.
06:47Do you know how we're both, essentially,
06:49trembling on the brink of death?
06:52LAUGHTER
06:52With every morning, I cannot believe I see the sun again.
06:57LAUGHTER
06:57Well, the real test of the ageing process is the bean bag.
07:01Once you have to commando roll out of a bean bag...
07:04Yeah.
07:04..that's a sign it's pretty much game over.
07:07So, what I've developed is a euthaniser bean bag...
07:13..that, if you sit in it for more than an hour,
07:15it folds itself round you and euthanises you.
07:19LAUGHTER
07:20..and then zips itself up like a body bag.
07:24LAUGHTER
07:24Yeah, so this is Frankie's Greg Davies merch.
07:27LAUGHTER
07:28So it's just got Greg Davies written.
07:30LAUGHTER
07:32After a while, this would happen.
07:35LAUGHTER
07:36He would start to be subsumed by the bean bag.
07:39And then...
07:41And then...
07:42LAUGHTER
07:43He's gone.
07:44Mercy is delivered.
07:47LAUGHTER
07:49So it's a bean bag that determines...
07:51..whether you'll ever die.
07:53LAUGHTER
07:54We've been on a journey. Who has won the journey?
07:56Well, and this is going to surprise you, not Frankie.
08:00LAUGHTER
08:01I don't want the Greg Davies death bean bag to be on the market.
08:04LAUGHTER
08:05So is it one point to Frankie?
08:06One point.
08:07Yes.
08:08Kael, two points.
08:09You're joking!
08:10Yeah.
08:11No, it's better than yours.
08:12It's mine that was better than yours.
08:14LAUGHTER
08:14As simple as that.
08:15OK, two points to Kael.
08:17Jenny gets three points.
08:18I sort of don't want to give...
08:20LAUGHTER
08:21..that horrible thing.
08:22Five points, but I have to acknowledge the amount of work that's going on.
08:25And you are talking about the puppet, not May.
08:27LAUGHTER
08:29So, I'm going to give Ivo four points.
08:31You stuck a sticker of Greg's face on a catapult.
08:35And that's better than my high-concept death bag.
08:39LAUGHTER
08:39Ivo's admittedly cheap, but well-researched catapult.
08:43That's four.
08:44OK.
08:44And my animated corpse gets five.
08:47Thank you.
08:48Thank you.
08:50Right.
08:52Let's have the furthest proper task of the final.
08:55Gotcha.
08:55And I hope you find this one deeply fulfilling.
08:58MUSIC PLAYS
09:12Hello, Alex.
09:14Mate.
09:15Alex.
09:17Remember me?
09:18How could I forget?
09:20Everything all right with you?
09:22Yeah, pretty good.
09:24Can't complain.
09:25No, but I do.
09:27LAUGHTER
09:27Fill the glass up to the line from the furthest distance.
09:30If you use a hose and someone else uses a hose,
09:33both hose users are disqualified.
09:35Will somebody have used the hose because of the danger of being disqualified?
09:40FURTHEST DISTANCE BETWEEN CONTESTANT AND PINT GLASS WHILE FILLING WINDS.
09:43You have a maximum of 20 minutes.
09:46Your time starts now.
09:48Surely, why doesn't it just say, if you use the hose,
09:51you'll be disqualified, or you must not use the hose?
09:54Who else is going to use the hose with me?
09:56So, in Taskmaster, it's you against four other people.
09:58Yeah.
09:59And if one of them also uses a hose, then you'll both be disqualified.
10:04Ah!
10:06LAUGHTER
10:06Now you've suggested it,
10:08we're all locked in a complex game of quadruple bluff.
10:13LAUGHTER
10:15APPLAUSE
10:16Well, we're not going to get a better intro to this whole task than the quote,
10:19''Now the hose has been mentioned, we're all locked in a game of quadruple bluff.''
10:23It's a sort of classic Taskmaster task.
10:26First up, Ivo, Jenny, Frankie and May.
10:29I think Kyle's going to use the hose.
10:32I'm convinced he's going to go,
10:34''Nah, I can... that's my impersonation of him.
10:37''Nah, I'm using the hose.''
10:38I think I can win this task hose-free.
10:42I think it might be down to pipes.
10:44Where's the glass?
10:45The glass is in the bar.
10:47Ah.
10:56It's not full.
10:57No.
10:58No, no, no, no.
10:59You've got five minutes, Ivo.
11:01Not even on the string yet.
11:04Oh.
11:07All right, so that's just going to fill that glass, is it?
11:10Yeah.
11:11I'm pretty confident, but I'm just going to get out of the way of it slowly.
11:14Yeah, I'd like to do that.
11:16LAUGHTER
11:19That's what I need to do.
11:20I need, um, tubes.
11:22Cos that's not working.
11:24I've never tied a glass with a piece of string before.
11:26You haven't got that long, Ivo.
11:28How confident are you in your system?
11:30I think it's very flawed.
11:31OK.
11:32I bet no other bastard used that hose.
11:35OK, now I'm going to get a big jug of water.
11:38Yeah.
11:38And it's going to flow.
11:40Can't see what's going to go wrong.
11:42There was sarcasm.
11:44Yeah.
11:44Yeah.
11:45A lot.
11:55I have another idea.
11:57Oh, good.
11:59Has it come out the other end, Alex?
12:02No.
12:05I have a theory.
12:07Ah.
12:08Perhaps some bubbles will dead in the fall.
12:10Right, you've got three minutes.
12:15Someone's going to use the hose, and the hose is long.
12:17Oh, the hose is long, yeah.
12:21OK, we'll start that again, there.
12:25It's filling.
12:26Jenny, I've logged that distance.
12:28You still have five minutes if you wanted to have a second attempt.
12:30OK, I'd like a balloon of water and a dart.
12:34Probably, like, a couple of minutes.
12:35You've got one minute and a half, Frankie.
12:37I'm going to lob the glass.
12:39It'll be cushioned by the bubbles.
12:40I fell up with water.
12:43And, er, I've completed the task.
12:46Thank you for being my assistant, Alex.
12:50All or nothing.
12:51All or nothing.
12:58That wasn't an encouraging noise.
13:01No, it didn't sound great, but...
13:03Could have been some bubbles bursting.
13:07You've got four seconds.
13:08Three, two, one.
13:15We lost a bit.
13:16We lost a bit on entry.
13:20Watch your eyes!
13:25It's not to the line, but you've got one more balloon.
13:27OK.
13:36Did it say over the line?
13:38As long as it's to the line.
13:41It's to the line.
13:42You done?
13:43Thanks, mate.
13:44You've got one minute.
13:46OK.
13:48So close.
13:58It's over the line.
13:59OK.
13:59Thank you, everyone.
14:01That was great, Janet.
14:03It was probably the best thing you've done on the whole series, I think.
14:06Honestly, it was possibly one of the coolest things I've ever done in my life.
14:10It was so cool.
14:12And you filled it twice, so...
14:13Yeah, doubler.
14:14Doubler.
14:14Yeah, it was a doubler, yeah.
14:16Oh, I have written it now.
14:17Doubler.
14:17Doubler!
14:18I'll double it, I'll double it.
14:203.8 metres, half a London bus.
14:23OK.
14:23Well done.
14:24Thank you.
14:24May, was it genuinely your intention to just throw a pint of water in the air
14:30and hope that it's all landed in a glass?
14:32Yeah.
14:33I think in my head I was a cartoon, and it would be like...
14:36Blah, blah, blah.
14:37Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:39You did manage to get 8 metres 10, the same as a London bus.
14:42Well done, May.
14:43Exactly.
14:43Exactly.
14:45Exactly.
14:46Frankie, I thought the initial thing you put some thought into...
14:50Yeah.
14:50..but when I saw you just tossing...
14:53..very liquid into a bath...
14:56..you thought, I'm going to burn this whole task to the ground.
14:59I thought it might work.
15:01I still think it might have worked, because all the glass was submerged.
15:04It was broken, but it was submerged.
15:07So, in a way, the water was over the line.
15:10Doesn't say that you don't have to break the glass.
15:13I mean, it wasn't full, but it was covered in water.
15:16It was fuller, because it was covered in water on both sides.
15:21LAUGHTER
15:21On to Ivo's cascading rollercoaster.
15:24Hmm.
15:25From the very beginning, it looked like a sure-fire addition
15:27to your list of failures, I thought.
15:29But, in fact, a partial success.
15:31Yeah, the system worked, but he was let down
15:32because he didn't put enough water in the glass.
15:34And was he a good distance from there?
15:36He was.
15:36He was.
15:36He was about two and a bit London buses, 18 metres 30.
15:39Oh, that's good.
15:40Yeah, Frankie was two-thirds of a London bus, 5 metres 40.
15:43But the outside of your glass dries a bone.
15:47LAUGHTER
15:49It's time to see whether Cael did opt for the hose option
15:53in the glass-filling task.
15:55I feel like no-one else is going to use a hose.
15:58Even though you might get disqualified if someone else uses a hose?
16:01No risk, no reward.
16:02Is that true?
16:04I don't know.
16:05Right, if I'm someone else, and I've read that...
16:09Who are you pretending to be?
16:10Me.
16:13I'm not going to use the hose.
16:15It's too scary.
16:18I'd quite like you to be Frankie now.
16:20I think that the hose should be left alone.
16:25I'll do the rest just because I'm here.
16:26Yeah, Ivo.
16:27Hose?
16:28Er...
16:28No, I don't think so.
16:30Er...
16:30Well, maybe...
16:31No.
16:32I'm not going to use the hose.
16:33Er, Jenny.
16:34Er, Jenny.
16:36Where is the hose?
16:37Where is it?
16:38I can't be bothered with it.
16:39I've changed my mind.
16:41Right, you're going to use the hose then.
16:43Yes.
16:43Nobody else is going to do this.
16:45No way, hose eat.
16:51Oh, shit!
16:52Oh, my God!
16:54Ah!
16:55Make it stop!
16:56The children!
16:58On, please.
17:00Hose on!
17:02Come on!
17:04Yeah!
17:05Is it doing it?
17:07It doesn't look like it is.
17:10Is there anything in that cup?
17:14You've got to be kidding me.
17:15I might need to get closer.
17:17I will move the measuring note.
17:20I thought this was going to be really easy.
17:23Come on.
17:24That's nowhere near it.
17:2545 seconds left.
17:28Zip!
17:32Ah!
17:35Oh, boy.
17:37Please turn the hose off.
17:51What a drama.
17:53Oh, yeah.
17:54We certainly couldn't have predicted a grown man shouting,
17:57at water, go in the glass, bruv.
18:01I thought it was going to be so easy.
18:03You made the hose sound like it was, like, the dream.
18:06That's what he does.
18:06He lew his people in.
18:08No, it is.
18:08It is the dream.
18:09Did you just watch that?
18:10I think I'm not the only one here thinking,
18:12put the end of the hose in the glass,
18:14make it as long as possible, go to the tap.
18:24Oh, dear.
18:25You were eight and a half metres away.
18:27I mean, bear in mind, Ivo was 18 metres away.
18:29Please stop using me as a yardstick for failure.
18:33That could be your merchandise.
18:36A yardstick for failure.
18:39Oh, dear, dear.
18:40No points to Kael, amazingly.
18:42No points to Ivo, no points probably to Frankie.
18:46That's up to you.
18:46Come on.
18:47I'm not giving Frankie a point of having water outside the broken...
18:51It's very creative, but come on.
18:53No to Frankie, which means it's four to Jenny
18:55with the darts and solid tube technique
18:57and five to Mae Martin.
18:58Oh, yeah.
18:59Oh, yeah.
19:01Can we see what's happening in the scoreboard, please?
19:03Yes.
19:04We have Frankie on one point,
19:05and at the other end of the table,
19:07Mae Martin has a full ten points.
19:09Oh!
19:12Right, what's next?
19:14Oh, thank goodness.
19:16It's chess o'clock.
19:28Oh, look for you here.
19:29Mm, I know.
19:31I see.
19:32LAUGHTER
19:35Most of the things, but I'll start with the Vaseline.
19:38Death.
19:40Sinister implications.
19:44Ooh.
19:45Do what Alex does immediately after Alex does it
19:49in exactly the same time as Alex does it.
19:52You must press your button when you're satisfied
19:53you have done what Alex has done.
19:55If you do not complete an activity,
19:58ten seconds will be added to your time.
20:01Closest to the same total time wins.
20:05The time starts when Alex presses his button.
20:13We haven't started yet.
20:15Yeah.
20:16So we take turns, yes?
20:17We're playing chess.
20:19Oh.
20:19This clock will tell you what time...
20:22Is there any point in me looking at that?
20:23No.
20:26OK, so it's a sort of copycat chess.
20:28Exactly that.
20:29I just wanted to point out that Jenny's version of Hello
20:31has morphed across this series to be almost always
20:34something along the lines of, oh, no.
20:37Oh, dear.
20:39I think something horrible happens.
20:42Yes, it does.
20:45All right, then.
20:46It's intense.
20:47Forget Kasparov versus Deep Blue.
20:49This is Kael and May versus Deep Horn.
20:51Ah!
20:53Good luck, mate.
20:55Thank you.
20:55Good luck, Kael.
20:56Good luck, Alex.
20:59I'm going to eat banana.
21:00I'm going to eat banana.
21:00Hmm.
21:10Huh.
21:12Ah.
21:17Yeah, what a lot.
21:22Okay, man.
21:23Oh.
21:24Okay.
21:25Oh.
21:27What a lot of times.
21:29Oh.
21:31Então, eu vou fazer um esforço de uma peça.
21:38Eu vou fazer um esforço de uma peça.
21:45Eu vou fazer uma espécie de uma culpada.
21:54Eu vou fazer uma força.
21:56Oh, Deus.
21:59Eu vou fazer um bairro.
22:04Eu vou fazer um bairro de um bairro.
22:06Eu não tenho nada a bater para fazer isso.
22:10Eu fiz um...
22:11Eu vou fazer um bairro de um bairro de um bairro de um bairro.
22:24Você tem que ter um bairro de um bairro.
22:26Sim.
22:27Sim.
22:30Eu vou abrir a box.
22:41Eu vou abrir a box.
22:43Você precisa de um bairro de um bairro.
22:45Eu não sei o bairro.
22:46Você deve ter um bairro de um bairro.
22:49Deve eu?
22:50Você pode ter um bairro de um bairro.
23:01Eu vou abrir a box.
23:03Não sei.
23:06Eu vou abrir a box.
23:07Eu vou abrir a box.
23:10Eu vou abrir a box.
23:25Eu vou abrir a box.
23:37Eu vou abrir a box.
23:41Numa, deixa de um bairro de um bairro.
23:48Eu vou abrir o barro.
23:53É o problema.
23:57Eu vou abrir.
23:57Albuquer a najleção.
24:09Gastelari.
24:11por algum motivo.
24:13Eles dois muito bem.
24:14Kaelh foi 3 minutos 5 segundos slower than me.
24:17May, que foi muito bom para Taskmaster,
24:192 minutos 8 segundos slower than me,
24:22que foi impressionante.
24:24Aplausos.
24:26A very Jenny attempt,
24:28por Jenny.
24:29Oh, Deus.
24:31Você está pronto, Jenny?
24:32Sim, eu estou pronto, Alex.
24:33Aqui vamos.
24:34I'm going to eat a banana.
24:39I'm going to eat a banana.
24:49I'm going to eat a banana.
24:53It's my fifth banana today.
24:59OK.
25:00Right.
25:01I've finished that banana.
25:03I'm going to sharpen my pencil.
25:04Mmm.
25:07Shall I do your face, well?
25:09Oh, I'm good.
25:10Yeah.
25:10Oh.
25:16I'm going to do some maths.
25:18I'm going to do some maths.
25:19It takes 56.
25:21Counting five.
25:23It hits a...
25:26I know you didn't use it on that.
25:31Instantly facelifted.
25:33Oh, my gosh, I've done that now.
25:35I'm going to open the box.
25:37Well, I'm going to open the box.
25:39OK.
25:41I've done a fucking song now.
25:43I've done a fucking song wrong, can't I?
25:46OK, give me a minute.
25:47OK.
25:50This is a close.
25:51It's a close.
25:51It's a close.
25:52It's a close.
25:52Eight sixes.
25:54Yeah.
25:56Tick.
25:57Tick.
26:00Tick.
26:01Tick.
26:02Tick.
26:03Tick.
26:04Tick.
26:05Tick.
26:05It's like the worst birthday party ever.
26:08Tick.
26:17Tick.
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26:46Vou tomar um paracetamol para o meu face.
26:49Ok.
26:49Obrigado.
26:50Boa-bye.
26:52Eu só entendi a testem porque eu tinha visto um drama com...
26:57O que é isso que chama?
27:02O Queen's Gambit.
27:03O Queen's Gambit.
27:04Sim.
27:04Eu nunca vi nada mais que seja fora do que o Queen's Gambit.
27:09O Balloon Dog looked like intestins.
27:12Eu estava amazendo que você não tinha chato você porque você tinha tantas bananas.
27:15Isso é muito difícil de assistir, para ser honesto.
27:22Ten little tasks.
27:24Four minutes on the clock.
27:25Closest to those four minutes wins.
27:27Ivo.
27:28Frankie.
27:29Você vai começar?
27:30Ok, ready?
27:31Vamos.
27:33Ok.
27:34Eu vou me encerrar você em cada vez.
27:35Em cada vez?
27:36Cada vez.
27:39Bom.
27:43Aqui.
27:45Eu vou comer um banana.
27:47Eu vou comer um banana.
27:49Eu vou comer um banana.
27:54Eu acho que eu tenho bastante tempo.
27:56Você parece que é muito slow aqui.
27:58É como você estava tentando estabelecer um alibi.
28:03Eu vou comer um papel.
28:04Eu vou comer um papel.
28:07Eu vou comer um papel.
28:19um pouco.
28:21Um.
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28:35OK, I'm going to put five rubber bands on my face.
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29:08Eu vou colocar a banana skin na tub.
29:16Eu vou colocar a banana skin na tub.
29:18Vou colocar a mania, por favor.
29:41Eu vou colocar a banana skin na tub.
30:02O que foi que você fez que tinha sabotecido a sua attempt?
30:05A deslizante.
30:05O momento em que você blindou sua vida com a luster Thomas.
30:10Quando eu era no trem,
30:12cinco horas atrás de esteve,
30:13em uma cidadãs se me foi em um accidente.
30:20Você estava em uma Anni-Sommers a sua festa,
30:22que-ei com o Belchão do inglês,
30:24e o Vasco do inglês, e tudo isso.
30:26Na verdade.
30:28Seis muito muito.
30:30Foi você surpreendido quando o Franky está em um pouco sobre a little box?
30:33Eu não estou surpreendido.
30:35Eu não estou muito bem quando eu estou pressionando.
30:38Ou quando eu não.
30:41Mas você foi muito bem do tipo de coisa.
30:42Você chegou lá 1 minuto 32 depois de mim.
30:46Ivo?
30:47Ivo tinha dois 10-second penalties, porque ele não abriu o box,
30:51então ele não conseguiu pegar a garota, e isso era engraçado.
30:53E ele também não conseguiu fazer a garota, porque ele não conseguiu.
30:57A garota, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi.
30:5930...
31:005.
31:01Ah.
31:02Mas, tá, que bem.
31:03A gente, um ponto para você.
31:06Um ponto para o 8 minutos 50.
31:08Kael, um ponto.
31:09Um ponto para oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi.
31:12Mas, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi,
31:15oi, oi.
31:16Come on, pode ser mais um.
31:18Você tem mais, mas é o último último último.
31:20Ah.
31:22E aí, oi, oi, oi, oi.
31:23A CIDADE NO BRASIL
31:55A CIDADE NO BRASIL
32:24A CIDADE NO BRASIL
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35:22Always touch
35:22And then, right at the end
35:24Ivo referenced group sex
35:27IT'S THE MOST HORRIFIC LULEBY
35:29It seems like an attack on dog walkers
35:32But if you don't tune in
35:33It is soporrific I think
35:34It was soporrific
35:35Eu estava hoping for a bridge.
35:38I would have jumped off anything by the end.
35:41What? I need soothing, Alex.
35:44Well, then, I've got good news, my big baby boy,
35:46because I have a soothing lullaby for you all good to go.
35:50It's Jenny, Kayel and May with their song, Baby Artist.
36:06Sleep, baby artist, you're very, very tired.
36:14Sleep, baby artist, your pains have expired.
36:20You're breathing in terms.
36:24We'll give you a burn.
36:28You're our baby artist.
36:33You're a loved baby artist tonight.
36:44Aquamarine had me on the yellow.
36:48Viridian.
36:52Mars black.
36:55Burnt umber.
36:59Think of the new girl.
37:03More sienna.
37:06Light ochre.
37:10Alizarin crimson.
37:14Magenta.
37:17Fresh ultramarine.
37:22Cerulean blue.
37:25No.
37:28No.
37:30No.
37:30No.
37:31No.
37:37I didn't see how Jenny closed the eyes of the baby like that at the end.
37:41That was horrible.
37:42When Jenny started randomly listing colours, I swear I saw that baby's eyes pop open.
37:49His head span.
37:51She was very much the bears in the group.
37:55Which one was the most soothing, Craig?
37:57I mean, there wasn't much in it, if I'm honest.
38:00What?
38:00You think they were the same?
38:02I'm judging on what was the most soporific, what would make me go to sleep.
38:05And I think that the group of three may only just clinch it, and that's only because every now and
38:11again I might come out of my lovely slumber to hear something's being murdered.
38:16OK, so we're giving five points to the team of three, are we?
38:18Yeah, but I'm giving them four.
38:20Well, there we go.
38:20Four points to the team of two, five points to the team of three.
38:22Yeah.
38:25OK, everyone.
38:26For the last time, please make your way to the stage for the final task of the show!
38:43Welcome.
38:44Hi, Greg.
38:45I've got my whistle and my iPad.
38:47I'm happy.
38:47Yeah.
38:47It's the final, final task.
38:49Are you excited?
38:49I'm so excited about this one.
38:51And who's going to redetect?
38:52Jenny, eclair.
38:54Aww.
38:54It's such an honour.
38:56Thank you very much.
38:58Convince the taskmaster that your feet are not in ice when they are in ice, or that your feet aren't
39:04in ice when they are in ice.
39:07You must keep your feet either in ice or not in ice for 30 seconds before the taskmaster
39:14makes his judgement.
39:16If the taskmaster is correct, you are disqualified.
39:21Last player standing wins.
39:24Yeah, so just to explain, there is ice in their boxes.
39:28There's little trays of ice.
39:29You're going to have 30 seconds to either get in it or not get in it.
39:32Greg will be watching you, so you can do whatever you want within that box to convince him you are
39:37not what you are.
39:39Ah.
39:40Everyone ready?
39:41Yes.
39:55You've got 15 seconds if you want to change your mind.
40:00Oh.
40:03Okay, now, stay put for 30 seconds.
40:05Greg, examine.
40:06Oh.
40:10Oh.
40:13I take it your feet are really ice cold, are they, Jenny?
40:16You might think that.
40:26They're all, they're all trying to make that they're in ice.
40:29Well, that's your 30 seconds up.
40:31So, we're going to go down the line.
40:32Ready?
40:33Ready.
40:34Frankie.
40:36Ice.
40:39It is ice.
40:40We've lost Frankie.
40:41Oh.
40:43Ivo Graham.
40:46Not ice.
40:51A bad actor.
40:53We've lost Ivo.
40:56Jenny Eclair.
40:59Not ice.
41:02Woo-ha-ha-ha!
41:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:08Caio.
41:11Not ice.
41:14We've lost another one!
41:16This might be Jenny's game.
41:17It's my skill at last.
41:22May Martin.
41:26Not ice!
41:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:31We have a winner!
41:33I love you, Matt!
41:34It's Jenny Eclair!
41:35I love you!
41:36I love you, Matt!
41:37I love you, Matt!
41:38To the final!
41:39Please, come down.
41:40We'll see you next to the final score!
41:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:45Join me!
41:47What an ending!
41:49It's the way we always wanted it to end.
41:52Only Jenny Eclair fooling you, which means that Jenny Eclair gets a full five points!
41:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:00It does mean something's happened to the school board.
42:03Is there a cat amongst the pigeons?
42:05There's two cats amongst the pigeons!
42:07If we look at the top, with 18 points, we have May Martin and Jenny Eclair!
42:11No!
42:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:16I proclaim a tiebreak!
42:18Yes, it's the first of the series.
42:19It's a simple task.
42:21Scream the loudest with your mouth closed.
42:24LAUGHTER
42:25And here's how they both got on.
42:28Right, silently screaming, OK.
42:30Well, not silently, ideal, but mouth shut.
42:31Yeah, yeah, yeah, OK.
42:34LAUGHTER
42:35SINGLE CREAM
42:36SINGLE CREAM
42:40SINGLE CREAM
42:40SINGLE CREAM
42:43SINGLE CREAM
42:44SINGLE CREAM
42:46SINGLE CREAM
42:49SINGLE CREAM
42:49APPLAUSE
42:50Yes, May Martin's closed-mouthed scream registered 98.4 decibels,
42:54whereas Jenny's was 114.7 decibels, which means that Jenny is the winner!
42:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
43:01Jenny Eclair wins the episode.
43:04Please go and grab all of your breaking goodies!
43:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
43:26Here we are again.
43:28The bittersweet celebration that is the end of a series.
43:32A new champion, just moments from glory.
43:35Damn, they fought hard!
43:37And for one of them, their tenacious tasking was actually worthwhile.
43:42So, please, allow me to back and forth my faithful lapdog
43:45to prove his reason for being little Alex Horne.
43:49Pray tell, what are the final scores?
43:53In fifth place, it's Ivo with 131 points!
43:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:00The next three are all in the 150s.
44:02We've got Frankie Boyle on 150 points!
44:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:07With 152 points, suddenly in third is Jenny Eclair!
44:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:23They've got 174 points.
44:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:26Over to you, Greg.
44:27Whoa!
44:28Our new Taskmaster champion is...
44:31Mae Martin!
44:34Mae Martin!
44:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:01The next one, I will be gratitude!
45:08We'll be glad to see you.
45:09Thank you.
45:15Can you see you?
45:16Good morning!
45:17Feel free and excited to see you next time.
45:18I'll be glad to see you.
45:19Obrigado.
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