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00:35Hello!
00:37Welcome, everybody. I'm Greg Davis and this is Taskmaster.
00:40Lazy journalists often ask me, hey, Greg, what would you be like as a competitor on Taskmaster?
00:46And my answer is always the same. Does your mum like being kissed with that dirty mouth?
00:51Does she? I'm the Taskmaster.
00:53Before every series, I spent six months training with Shaolin monks in the hills of China.
00:58What should I use my jacked body to throw toilet paper around Gatwick Airport?
01:03Should I use these skills to throw cottage pie through a big pipe?
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01:15Fortunately for you, there are five people here who will take on such challenges.
01:20They are...
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01:30E Sarah Milliker!
01:32E aí
01:35E aí, o cara que é a pergunta que você consegue se crossar um muito bom chemistry teacher com um
01:41outro muito bom chemistry teacher.
01:45É...
01:45O Lighthouse!
01:49E aí
01:50Obrigado.
01:51Oi, Greg.
01:53Olá.
01:55Oh, eu amo spending time com você.
01:57Banter time?
01:57Mm-hmm.
01:58Let's do it.
01:59Let's do it.
01:59Let's just play a game of mind, noughts and crosses.
02:03Do you want to do that?
02:03Could you?
02:04Would you?
02:05Sure.
02:05OK.
02:06I'm noughts.
02:07OK.
02:11Is it my go?
02:12Uh-huh.
02:17I wouldn't have done that.
02:20It's your board.
02:23OK.
02:28I know.
02:29Yeah.
02:30Alex.
02:32Yes, Greg?
02:34I've got an erection.
02:38Oh.
02:40Right, I want a prize size.
02:43Well, this week, you've asked them to bring in the best fancy dress.
02:48Greg will judge the best fancy dress and then the winner of the episode will take home five very fancy
02:52dresses.
02:53Simple as that.
02:54Right.
02:54Fern.
02:55I am dressed as an alien dressed as a Scottish man.
03:01Yes, this is Fern's fancy dress.
03:02Have a look.
03:08Oh, my God!
03:12You know how you get these, like, educational films for children?
03:16Um, this was a film where there's a Scottish book called The Cone Gatherers about two brothers.
03:24And, um, for some reason I was an alien that inhabited the character of the book.
03:31But I'm not, uh, not what people would call a thespian and I got shot dead in the end.
03:37Right.
03:38Why was the alien shot?
03:40I was shot, um, because I wasn't meant to be gathering cones in the forest.
03:47Um...
03:47I feel like possibly my drinks have been spiked.
03:52Incredible.
03:53Good luck, Dara.
03:56I brought in a, uh, plague doctor's mask.
04:00This is Dara wearing his plague doctor's costume.
04:04Ooh!
04:06I found that immediately unsettling.
04:08Yeah.
04:09Yeah, I've got a cloist up of the mask.
04:10That's the actual mask, the plague doctor's mask.
04:13Ooh!
04:13Well, the plague doctor's mask has no air holes in it, so really quickly the windows steam up,
04:19and you have to keep reaching your hand into it and windscreen wiping the little glass windows.
04:24So that was bad.
04:26I think I was lifting it up onto my head.
04:27So people go, what, are you a unicorn, or...?
04:31It's genuinely creepy.
04:32It's quite a thing.
04:34John.
04:35Do you like fancy dress?
04:37I don't enjoy it at all.
04:39Neither do I.
04:40Yeah.
04:40So what I do is, I, uh, bring in my pocket, uh, an inflatable walking stick.
04:50You can be Charlie Chaplin, Willy Wonka.
04:54Yeah.
04:55The bloke from Up.
05:00I don't like giving you one point in this round, you know that.
05:02Well, I don't think it deserves one point, even though it clearly says one up there.
05:12Yeah.
05:12Yeah.
05:13Yes.
05:13I feel good about this.
05:14OK.
05:14So, I have bought in the most accurate replica of a spacesuit ever made.
05:21Accurate?
05:28And just to try and tip you over to five points, I've actually got a video of me in the
05:33suit.
05:42It's not bad, man.
05:43It's not bad.
05:44It's not bad.
05:45So, from the age of 16 to 21, I worked at WH Smiths.
05:50And every Christmas Eve, we were allowed to get dressed up.
05:53Yep.
05:53And then one of the years, nobody else wanted to, apart from me and my friend.
05:56So, we decided to do bad taste.
06:00And borrowed some clothes from my friend's mum.
06:03Sorry.
06:04And we wore them.
06:07And nobody noticed.
06:13We just looked like we were from South Shields, which is where we were.
06:17I don't think it's that bad.
06:19I can't wear that.
06:22All right, then.
06:23Scoring time.
06:24The trouble is, I like the spirit of John's, but it's obviously the worst fancy dress.
06:28Well, by Miles.
06:29Yeah, by Country Mile.
06:30Give him one point.
06:32I don't think Sarah's dress is that fancy.
06:34I'm going to give her two points.
06:35Because Dara's and Munya's are shop-bought fancy dress,
06:39I'm going to give them three points.
06:40Three points each?
06:41Yes.
06:41Because we all know there's got to be a gulf between anything,
06:44and that might have a bloody alien boy.
06:48All right.
06:48Five points.
06:49All right.
06:54What is the first task involved?
06:56It involves dash dot dash dot, dash dash dash, dash dot dot, dot.
07:11TABLES
07:16Hi John.
07:17Yeah?
07:18Fern.
07:19Hiya.
07:20Dara.
07:21Oh!
07:22Excuse me?
07:24Yes?
07:24Do the table check.
07:26Nothing your side?
07:27No.
07:28Nothing this side?
07:29Is everyone well?
07:30Yeah, you know.
07:31Straight in.
07:33Come up with a secret language that doesn't use words
07:37You have ten minutes after which one of you must go to the lab
07:41Your time starts now
07:45What if we had like broader categories so this could be like punch
07:50Why is that your first word?
07:52So punch
07:52No, no, I'm not going for this
07:55So that could be yes
08:00Oh that could be none, yeah
08:01You, me, us
08:04Hard, yeah
08:07Hard, medium, gently
08:09One of my key words in my life is not gently
08:13The most common word in the world is
08:19Right, what are we going to do?
08:20It's very difficult when you don't know what you're going to be talking about
08:23Yeah, exactly
08:24It's like uh or something
08:25Oh Jesus
08:28Do or noun
08:30But really?
08:31Nouns are wrong
08:33A to E is yellow
08:35I'll give you an instruction, so
08:38So
08:38So
08:40I
08:42Verb
08:46What you then do is you get these sticks and you use that for the subject matter
08:50There's literally no fault in this method
08:54A
08:55B
08:56C
08:56Yes, yes, yes, yes
08:58Yes
08:58E
08:58F
08:59R
08:59And then for the letter you use
09:01F
09:01U
09:02V
09:02So
09:02You use a number
09:03You add a stick
09:05I don't know if you're a genius or a madman
09:08If we get this right, then it means the code works, okay?
09:11If we get this right, it'll be a bloody very hard
09:14Right
09:15One
09:15Munya, please go to the lab
09:17Oh, good luck!
09:19APPLAUSE
09:22The team of two
09:23Yeah
09:23The first word was suggested by Munya was the word, um, punch
09:27Yeah
09:28That was his first word
09:30That's his first word
09:31And he followed it up with lick
09:32Yeah, but most situations can be solved by a punch or a lick
09:37Tell me any situation
09:39Now
09:41Actually, you're right
09:42There you go
09:44What's this, John?
09:46The most commonly used words in the world is, uh
09:51I, uh, I heard it on the radio
09:56And everyone anywhere in the world understands, uh, what?
10:00I don't, I don't understand it now
10:02No
10:05Let's see it in action, come on
10:06Yeah, let's see the I, Verb, Medium team
10:08It's Sarah and Munya
10:12Secretly give this instruction to your teammate
10:13You may not say or write any of the words in the instruction
10:18Fastest wins
10:19Your time starts as soon as you walk through the door
10:21And stops when the instruction is carried out by your teammate
10:26It's a bit easy
10:30Time has started
10:31You
10:34Verb
10:39Mouth
10:40Speak
10:41Shout
10:42Eat
10:45You
10:46You feed
10:49Noun
10:49God, I hope this is harder and gently coming up soon
10:53You feed the cat
10:56You feed
10:57A giraffe
10:59Oh
11:00You feed the giraffe
11:02You feed the giraffe
11:03Oh, and
11:04This is horrifically working
11:06Is there punching coming up?
11:08Because I know that one
11:08You feed the giraffe
11:11And elephant
11:13Is that it?
11:16Three
11:17You feed the giraffe and the elephant
11:22Down
11:23Along
11:24Three times
11:25In the clown's mouth
11:29Jesus Christ
11:31Three times
11:33Yeah
11:34Okay
11:37Three
11:39I've stopped the clock
11:40Oh my god
11:41Well done
11:46I was a bit disappointed that no one got fed hard or punched
11:49But
11:51What looks like absolute chaos worked a treat
11:53I'm still surprised that it worked and I was there
11:58Let's see how Dara, Fern and John got on
12:05Yep
12:13BBA
12:17F
12:19Yes
12:21Right, I think that's B
12:25C
12:29What are they all in two sticks?
12:32Is it A?
12:33Is it B?
12:34Is it C?
12:36Is it D?
12:37Is it E?
12:40Two E's
12:41Oh, I think the next letter is D
12:43B
12:44Fiend
12:46I don't understand
12:47I don't remember
12:48T
12:52Okay, we're back
12:53We're back
12:54We're back
12:55It
12:55It
12:58Is it R?
13:00Yeah
13:01Is it R?
13:03Yeah
13:04E
13:05Feed three
13:08Ducks
13:11Ducks
13:11C
13:12E
13:13That means E
13:15Yeah
13:16There's been so far five E's
13:18Eggs
13:19Well, that can only be L, M or N
13:25Elephants
13:26Oh, maybe
13:27That's a P
13:28Is it elephants?
13:29No, he can't say that
13:31We have to pretend that the language works
13:33The language does make it
13:35Yeah
13:35Feed three elephants and
13:39A giraffe
13:39Oh, here we go
13:41Next word, please
13:43A
13:45C
13:45How is it C
13:47How is it C?
13:48How is it C?
13:49How is it C?
13:49Because it is
13:50Oh, L
13:51It's clown
13:53Feed three elephants and a giraffe to the clown
14:03Yeah
14:04I
14:04I
14:04I
14:04I
14:05I
14:13I
14:13I
14:14I
14:15I
14:15I
14:17I
14:17I
14:18I
14:27I
14:28I
14:29I
14:30I
14:34I
14:34I
14:34I
14:34I
14:34I
14:35I
14:44Really?
14:45I
14:46As you saw, Fern and John fed three elephants and a giraffe to the clown,
14:50but Sarah fed one elephant and three giraffes to the clown,
14:52so only one of them has got it right.
14:54Whichever team turn out to have fed the correct animals into the clown
14:58will get five points,
14:59and if they fed the wrong animals into the clown,
15:01there will be no points.
15:02No points.
15:03What?
15:04Because the task wouldn't have been completed.
15:06That was harsh.
15:07But I don't know who did it.
15:08Well, you could still be a nicer person.
15:10Oh.
15:15So the team of three thinks it's three elephants.
15:18If they're right, they win.
15:19Feed three elephants and a giraffe to the clown.
15:25Feed three giraffes and an elephant to the clown.
15:29Which means the team of two win five points each!
15:32Oh, wow!
15:38That's crushing.
15:39That is tough.
15:40That is entirely my fault,
15:42and I apologize about everything I said about John.
15:45and...
15:49Yes, Munya, of course, yet to win an episode,
15:52as is Fern,
15:52but they're both in with a shot in this one.
15:54Fern is on five,
15:55Munya's in the lead with eight points!
15:57Yes!
15:58Ooh!
16:00Come on.
16:03Right, what is next, please?
16:04Well, there's something pretty alluring.
16:07Mmm.
16:08Hmm.
16:22Hi.
16:23Hi, Sarah.
16:24Hello.
16:25Hello, Fern.
16:26Can I walk in like that?
16:27Wow.
16:28That was really nice.
16:29Right.
16:33Pin an alluring tail on the alluring animal while blindfolded.
16:39Pin the tail on the donkey.
16:40You have 15 minutes to find the alluring animal.
16:43Ooh, make an alluring tail.
16:45Put your alluring tail on the tail station,
16:48and prepare to pin your alluring tail on the alluring animal.
16:52Blindfolded!
16:53Starting from here.
16:55Fastest wins.
16:56You have to now try to find the alluring animal.
16:59What animals do you find alluring?
17:01The Cadbury's, er, bunny.
17:05It's out of the front.
17:08Aha!
17:10Is it him?
17:12So that's the alluring animal.
17:13Is it alluring?
17:15No, I'm not a pervert.
17:17So now we need an alluring tail.
17:20So the tail station is that circle in the middle of the lawn.
17:23What's in here? That might be sexy.
17:26I mean, that's quite an alluring tail in itself.
17:30What about the flowers up his butt?
17:35It's actually lovely.
17:37I'll use this.
17:38What is it? A toilet brush.
17:40It looks kind of used.
17:42No, don't sniff it.
17:48The Cadbury's bunny, yeah?
17:52Oh, she's fictional, so that's all right.
17:58So it's pin the tail on the donkey, but we gave them 15 minutes to prepare their tail, but that's
18:02really a distraction from preparing their route from tail to tiger.
18:07Good.
18:07Let's begin with good old Dara and good young Munya.
18:12Alex?
18:13Yes?
18:14Do you know what I'm going to do?
18:16No.
18:16I'm going to make a long pass.
18:25Right, okay.
18:27I need to keep to the right-hand side of this.
18:32Take this as far as you can.
18:35Okay, stop.
18:36All right.
18:40Drop.
18:41Drop.
18:42Right, I'm ready.
18:43Right.
18:43I have to go back and sit down, don't I?
18:45Yes, please.
18:46When I buy the whistle, you must pin your alluring tail on the alluring animal.
18:52Just need to find the door.
18:57Okay.
18:59And then out here.
19:00Now, obviously, steps.
19:02Okay.
19:03Whoa.
19:04I can hear my voice pinging off some sort of dome.
19:08Turn 90 degrees.
19:09One, two, three.
19:12There.
19:19Oh, not quite.
19:21That's how this has to happen.
19:23Right.
19:27It's about keeping a low centre of gravity, Alex.
19:30I can see that.
19:31Like a coiled hedgehog.
19:34Piano, piano, piano.
19:38Yes!
19:40Ready?
19:41Yeah!
19:43Stop the clock.
19:44The head of a alluring animal.
19:46The head of a alluring animal.
19:46The head of a alluring animal.
19:48Saucy.
19:49I have stopped the clock.
19:51Thank you, Dara.
19:53Thank you, Dara.
19:58I'm not sure how alluring Munya's tiger was after it had been violently tailed.
20:04Let's have a look at his alluring tiger after it had been tailed.
20:07Yeah.
20:09No, but the thing is, in my defence, if that is a toilet brush, toilet brushes go near bottoms which
20:15are alluring.
20:16You know you don't clean your bum with a toilet brush, Dara.
20:19Oh, yeah.
20:20And you certainly don't clean your bum with a toilet brush that deeply.
20:27You're on your feet most of the time, Dara, and I hope you don't take what I've written down as
20:32an insult here.
20:33I'm clearly about to have to take that.
20:36Go on.
20:36I've put, Dara has very upright dainty walk for a big man.
20:42Full stop.
20:43Like one of those Spanish horses that can dance.
20:46LAUGHTER
20:48Have you got some times?
20:49I do.
20:50Dara, three minutes exactly.
20:52Munya, two minutes and six seconds.
20:54In the lead at the moment.
20:55So well done, Munya.
20:56Thank you.
20:59OK, with Fern and Sarah now.
21:07Baby.
21:09So can I just go in here and be blindfolded?
21:12Yeah, when you come out though, you're going to be coming out the front.
21:14Did you want to, are you having a practice or what are you doing?
21:17Huh?
21:17Do you just want to start?
21:18Yes!
21:19OK, I'm coming.
21:2112.18.4
21:2212.18.4
21:23Yep.
21:24Your time, start.
21:27Now, do be careful.
21:30I don't have very good spatial awareness when I'm not blindfolded.
21:34Right.
21:35Oh, there we go.
21:36There's the door.
21:37Oh, no, that's not a door.
21:42So this was where the 18 started.
21:45Right.
21:45So one, two...
21:49Oh, no!
21:53What's your system now, Fern?
21:55I just have to keep waving my arms.
21:58Right.
21:58Oh, there's the glove!
22:00Is the house there?
22:02I don't think so.
22:03No.
22:04If the hedge is there, is the hedge there?
22:06No.
22:07So there's a wagon wheel, and then it's four steps.
22:11I'm going to shuffle till I hit it with my feet.
22:15Ugh.
22:18Ugh.
22:18Ugh.
22:18Feels mega.
22:20Okay.
22:21Okay, okay, okay.
22:23Ooh!
22:24I saw me too!
22:25I should've covered how many steps!
22:27Why didn't I do this bit?
22:28Am I gonna walk in at anything?
22:30Where do you think you are?
22:32Near the piano!
22:33Right.
22:34Am I not?
22:35No.
22:36Where is it?
22:38Where is it?
22:41Where is it?
22:42Oh!
22:43Oh, God!
22:44Oh, that's the cow!
22:49Hello, are you here?
22:52Where is it?
22:54Where is it?
22:55Ah!
22:56There he is!
22:57I'll feel the heat of his body.
23:01Don't!
23:01I've stopped the clock.
23:04There we go.
23:05Done.
23:06I've stopped the clock, Fern.
23:08You...
23:08Oh!
23:08Oh!
23:10Oh!
23:11Oh!
23:16In very contrasting styles, Sarah used a step counting system to complete the task with reasonable efficiency.
23:24Fern stumbled around, waving her hand in front of her while shouting, where am I?
23:29You're following this narrative that I don't have systems and I just flounder around.
23:35What was the system then?
23:38Well...
23:39There...
23:39There might not have been a system others have taken.
23:42I was going to use the one that bats do, where you, like, make a clicking sound.
23:49And I've been far kinder in my summary if you had.
23:53OK, well, Sarah's method sort of worked, she just felt her way there, in 9 minutes and 40 seconds.
23:58OK.
23:59Not good.
23:59Not great, but comparatively, not bad.
24:02Fern...
24:04You took 13 minutes and 53 seconds to cover 25 metres.
24:08If you did the marathon at that rate, it would take 16 days and 8 hours.
24:13Now, finally, what will John Kearns do?
24:20You think a blindfold's going to do me?
24:30In we go.
24:32Your time starts.
24:36Right.
24:37Now, I've planned for this.
24:46I don't remember it being this far away.
24:52Well, I left it here.
24:56Have you moved it?
24:57No.
24:58No.
24:59No, he says.
25:00It's there, John.
25:01It's not there.
25:05God, am I there?
25:06I'm at the door.
25:08Well, it's there.
25:09Well, OK.
25:10It's right there.
25:11I'll pick it up, then.
25:16Where's the string?
25:19Where's the tail?
25:20The tail was on top of the tail station.
25:24Yeah, it still is.
25:25No, it's not.
25:26It's not, because I just picked up the tail station.
25:31You saw my planning.
25:33I tell you, I thought I was doing this in under a minute or something.
25:44Is that the piano?
25:46Yes.
25:49Stop the clock.
25:50Well done, John.
25:55I don't quite know what went wrong, cos it looked really promising.
25:59I don't know.
26:02It just disappeared.
26:04And then I accused the team of...
26:06Yeah, you were very cross.
26:08You thought we'd moved your tail.
26:09You were convinced.
26:10I got a bit angry.
26:10I apologise.
26:11For a couple of hours.
26:14I think that once you did find the tail,
26:17you walked away like a grandfather in a sitcom.
26:21I could be wrong.
26:22Let's see if we did.
26:23Right.
26:24LAUGHTER
26:32Tell me some time.
26:33Yes.
26:33Well, one point to Fern with her, 13 minutes 53.
26:36Two points to Sarah.
26:38Then it was John with his eight minutes and 12 seconds.
26:41Dara, of course, three minutes.
26:42But the fastest by quite some distance was Manya.
26:44He gets another five points.
26:45Wow.
26:47Manya.
26:48Wow.
26:49Right.
26:49Another one.
26:50OK.
26:51Yes.
26:51And I have an extremely handy one ready now.
26:54Oh.
26:54So let's see it.
27:01Let's see.
27:02Hmm...
27:03ali's william.
27:03It's our answer.
27:05That's my hand...
27:07That's my hand...UI
27:09theory. Here
27:11my hand. That's
27:12my hand. That's
27:13my hand. That's
27:16my hand. BUZZER
27:16OK. This
27:17is sinister.
27:19BUZZER There's
27:20I brought a little, er...
27:21comfort animal along. I've...
27:23I've abducted
27:24him...
27:25.
27:29.
27:30.
27:30.
27:32.
27:32.
27:33.
27:33.
27:34.
27:34.
27:35Find the back of your hand.
27:37Oh, no!
27:40.
27:41Fewest wrong guesses wins.
27:43You have a maximum of 20 minutes.
27:45And your time starts when Alex does a handpun.
27:49I think I should be able to do it,
27:51because I have really big, weird hands
27:54that look like a roofers.
27:58All hands on deck?
27:59.
28:00Just to reassure you, you are in safe hands.
28:03Was that a plan?
28:04Yeah.
28:05OK.
28:06You are going to have to do it single-handedly.
28:17Just explain exactly what you have to do.
28:19Yes, so on the very first day they arrived in the house,
28:22I took a Polaroid of their hands.
28:23Yeah.
28:24In that garage, there were 3,000 other hands.
28:27Hands of our viewers, in fact.
28:29Thank you for sending your hands in if you did.
28:30The first people we're going to see have some very similar hands,
28:33all for lovely and soft.
28:35It's Dara and John.
28:39I remember, um, someone's Desert Island Discs.
28:43He was playing the piano.
28:45He was looking down at his hands,
28:47and he realised he was looking at his father's hands.
28:50You know, I'm looking for not just my hands, but my dad's hands.
28:56I don't think your dad's hands are here.
29:01Oh, Jesus Christ.
29:03Is there any clue?
29:06For sale, reject boards, 100 guesses.
29:10So I can tell you which board it's not,
29:12but it will cost you 100 guesses for each board.
29:15That's not what we're going to do.
29:16OK.
29:16There's got to be something clever about this.
29:18There's got to be some other way of doing this.
29:20What's that?
29:21Oh, I wouldn't touch that.
29:25What did you say?
29:26I said I wouldn't touch that.
29:28It's that hand, so there'd be no ring on it.
29:29That's your hand there.
29:31That's your left hand.
29:33It's that hand, so there'd be no ring on it.
29:38Whose hands are those?
29:39Is that your first guess?
29:41Yeah.
29:41Wrong.
29:46Right, eliminate two boards.
29:47Well, there's a dog there.
29:50These are all wrong fingers.
29:52Do you want to dip in there?
29:53Yeah.
29:54These two.
29:55Left pinky, right pinky.
29:56200 guesses.
29:59It's half your time gone.
30:01How many boards are there?
30:02Eight.
30:03I want to get rid of seven.
30:04Here's what we're going to do.
30:05Two more.
30:07Gone.
30:07I'm not on there.
30:08I'm not on there.
30:09I'm not on there.
30:10I'm not on there.
30:10I'm not on there.
30:11I'm not on there.
30:11I'm not on there.
30:12I'm in.
30:13You've now had 701 guesses.
30:15Fuck yeah.
30:16It's that one.
30:18No.
30:20Is it that one?
30:21No.
30:21Right, you say no quickly.
30:23It's got to be somewhere where you're stood over there and you could go, yeah, it's that one.
30:27Is it that one?
30:28No.
30:29Is it that one?
30:30No.
30:31Now, you pause there.
30:32It's around here.
30:34It's 30 seconds.
30:35I'm just going to go mad, staring at these.
30:40GG!
30:42First.
30:43No.
30:43First.
30:44No.
30:44First.
30:44No.
30:46It's around there.
30:47You started pissing yourself around there.
30:50It's that one.
30:52Come on.
30:53Dash.
30:54No.
30:55Dash.
30:56Dash.
30:57Was it that one?
30:58No.
31:00Too many hands.
31:02They all look the same.
31:04Where is my hand?
31:07Thank you, Dara.
31:10That's fair.
31:11It's so big of mine.
31:18John, you know that whole dad's hands thing?
31:21Yeah.
31:21Yeah, what are you on about?
31:24Russell Watson.
31:25Yeah.
31:25So he said he was playing the piano one day and then he looked down and he was like, God,
31:29I've got my dad's hands.
31:31What you're saying is, um, the opera singer Russell Watson said in an interview you saw with him, he realises
31:39his hands looks like his dad's and that affected your system here of looking for your hands when you had
31:46your own fucking hands in front of you.
31:48What would bring you down into this at all?
31:50It's easier to look for your dad's hands than your own.
31:53What do you...
31:54Yes.
31:56LAUGHTER
31:56Tara, you hampered yourself by, um, picking the wrong hand.
32:00See, I made a mistake.
32:00I was looking for my auntie's hands.
32:03LAUGHTER
32:03Because, er, Cecilia Domingo said to me once...
32:07LAUGHTER
32:08LAUGHTER
32:10LAUGHTER
32:11John, at one point, erm, I'm fairly sure that you chose a black hand.
32:15LAUGHTER
32:17LAUGHTER
32:18Those are my dad's.
32:21LAUGHTER
32:23APPLAUSE
32:26Next to try and find their hands amongst over 3,000 other hands are Munya and Fern.
32:32High five.
32:35Oh, yeah.
32:37Hey, wait a minute.
32:39Ooh.
32:42So, we're looking for a fat, square palm.
32:48Oh, that hand's horrible!
32:50That's like a demon's hand.
32:53So, there's two mirrors.
32:54One has a little square in it, one's plain.
32:57So, surely I need to ping it off the second mirror, don't I?
33:01Now, if I get it at just the right angle, it will point directly at my hand.
33:06Yes, there you go.
33:08That ain't my hand.
33:10For sale, reject boards.
33:12Yeah, can you do that?
33:14Left middle and right pinky.
33:17Oh, you lot think you're smart.
33:22Oh, you know, cos I'm stretching, is this boiler stick giving me a camel toe?
33:26Yo, hey, don't pan down now, what are you doing?
33:29Would you like to rule out any more boards for it?
33:31Yes, left wedding.
33:32Right middle, left index.
33:35OK.
33:41What in the hell?
33:44So, now I've gone from having to look from my own hand to a tiny pinprick of laser.
33:49This one?
33:50That's not your hand.
33:51Yeah, too fat.
33:55Aha!
33:56Yes!
33:58You know what?
33:59This is my hand.
34:00I've stopped the clock.
34:04This one!
34:06This hand!
34:07That is your hand.
34:08That's my hand!
34:10Come on!
34:11APPLAUSE
34:15We dug out one hand in particular, but it was a strange-looking hand, to be fair.
34:19Yeah, so I insulted a lot of the hands, but this is speaking as a person who hates my own
34:25hand.
34:26Yes, she was looking for a hand that's dehydrated.
34:28She said, what face does my hand make and my hand doesn't bulge?
34:33Did I say that?
34:34Mm-hmm.
34:34And then you asked, who invented right and left and what's it for?
34:37LAUGHTER
34:38You did!
34:40APPLAUSE
34:42Munya, I thought watching you in action was like watching an episode of CSI right up until the point you
34:48announced you had a camel toe.
34:50LAUGHTER
34:52When I used to go to Laser Quest in Norwich, every time I used to go, it was full of,
34:58like, ex-marines, so I'd always just be killed instantly.
35:02So what I had to do is I had to learn to get into little corners and look for reflective
35:06surfaces and then ping them off the top like that.
35:08So I walked into there and I've gone, this is what the training was for.
35:12LAUGHTER
35:16Munya took one guess, got it right.
35:18Wow!
35:19It's going to be tough to do.
35:20Wow!
35:22How many guesses did Fern take to find her big old hand?
35:25So she used 504 guesses.
35:28Oh, right. Who's left?
35:29It's Sarah Millican.
35:31I know how I had my hand photographed.
35:33How was that?
35:34Everybody else is going to do that, so I'm going to do that.
35:38OK.
35:40That should help.
35:41It should help, shouldn't it?
35:43Because it should stand out more than all the losers who just put the hand normal.
35:49No.
35:50OK.
35:52It's weird how hands don't look like hands anymore when you look at them so much.
35:55And now some of them just look like loads of parsnips.
35:58Ah!
35:59LAUGHTER
36:00Found it.
36:01It's correct.
36:02Ah!
36:03LAUGHTER
36:06I don't know what to say, it's just some sweet forward planning.
36:11But obviously I didn't know what the task was going to be,
36:13and I genuinely just thought it was funny to look like I was whacking a cock.
36:17Yeah.
36:18I was just going for the joke.
36:20Well, Sarah and Munya, both just a single guess, so they both get five points.
36:25Fern, four.
36:26The others, zero.
36:27Sarah and Munya are the winners.
36:28What a blow.
36:29Well done.
36:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
36:32Let's have a quick look at the scores.
36:34Right, well, John, rock bottom with four points.
36:37Munya, rock top with 18 points.
36:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
36:44Please make your way to the stage for the final task of the show!
36:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
36:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
36:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
36:58Who will be reading at the final task?
37:00Dara Breen.
37:01Hit it.
37:02Guess the fully extended length of the extendable item closest to the fully extended length wins.
37:09Sounds pretty high-octane.
37:11Oh, yes.
37:12LAUGHTER
37:13OK, so it's a team task.
37:14We have little markers.
37:15So you make your guesses as a team, but one of you can go out on the nappet and put
37:18down where they think it will go.
37:19The other person has to stay on their spots.
37:22And are we allowed to lie down to measure things?
37:25Is that how you normally measure things?
37:27LAUGHTER
37:29We're going to start with the feather duster.
37:32And, Dara, you go first.
37:34OK.
37:34I don't think you want me to do my catchphrase.
37:36I want you to do a catchphrase.
37:37Let's mash it.
37:39LAUGHTER
37:41I think Fern agrees with that, yeah?
37:43Yeah, yeah.
37:44You think I agree with it as well, yeah?
37:46Happy with that, too?
37:47Yeah, yeah.
37:49Yeah.
37:52So, I want you to see how many bridges has it got?
37:55Seven.
37:56That's a lot, isn't it?
37:57I think further.
37:58Further?
37:58They've got, yeah.
37:59Yeah, because the thing is, you've got to get those extra high cobwebs.
38:01No one's getting short cobwebs.
38:04LAUGHTER
38:04Team of three has gone shorter, team of two further.
38:07Are you going to invite me to extend?
38:10LAUGHTER
38:13Please, use your own hands to extend.
38:18LAUGHTER
38:18He's off.
38:24Yes, the team of two get the first points.
38:28APPLAUSE
38:30And we'll be on to the dog lead, and it's Sarah to measure first.
38:36I think it's really long.
38:37That's too far, because if you need to pull it back suddenly,
38:41you shouldn't be having to do this.
38:42Oh, no, I do that all the time.
38:43It's like pulling in the end of a hoover.
38:45My dog flies back.
38:46All right, go on, let's go.
38:47I'm going to trust you.
38:48I'm going to go quite far.
38:50Eesh, OK.
38:51Just going to bring it back just a little bit.
38:52No, she can't.
38:56So, I really don't want to fall off this thing.
38:59No, I don't want to fall off this thing.
39:01Here?
39:02Yeah, you go with your gut.
39:03Yeah.
39:04Let's extend.
39:05Let's extend straight to it.
39:06Yeah, yeah.
39:06OK, here we go.
39:07Ooh, look at that.
39:08Lovely, comfortable, extended.
39:09Yeah, it's real lovely.
39:10What a brave boy.
39:11Oh, no, no.
39:13Ah, you just, uh, it is what I said, go over.
39:17Oh, my God.
39:18Oh, it got over.
39:19I don't know.
39:20See, it's too far.
39:21The team of three, they take it.
39:27We're moving on to tape measure.
39:29A tape measure is meant to measure everything in the house.
39:33So, that's going to go so far.
39:39What have you seen, John?
39:40Two times-ness.
39:42What?
39:44I'm tempted to not even move that.
39:46What do you have if we got some Russell Watson played in?
39:49What?
39:50No, neither!
39:53It's a jumbo one, Miss.
39:56All right, so it's a team of two.
39:58How about this?
39:59How about this?
40:00Yeah, make sure it's in front of the thing, yeah.
40:03Blocking them.
40:04Let's extend.
40:12Such a silly man.
40:16That is it.
40:17Really?
40:17Yes.
40:18Well, it does say two times N-E-S.
40:20Two times N-E, that's, of course, two times...
40:22No Ledsmanses.
40:26All the information was on the tape measure.
40:30So the team of two gets another point.
40:31Congratulations.
40:34I'm pretty excited about the ladders.
40:35Is it ladder now?
40:36It's ladder time, guys.
40:37Yeah.
40:38Do you think that is the length, the size of a house?
40:41I don't know.
40:42I don't know.
40:42Yeah, go over the thingy.
40:44Go over the napping.
40:46Right, on the brink.
40:47Do you think?
40:48On the brink.
40:48On the brink?
40:49Yeah, on the brink.
40:49I don't think it's going to go that tall.
40:51Four seconds.
40:52Can I move it in?
40:53Yeah.
40:53There, there, there, there, there.
40:54There.
40:55Oh, wow.
40:58What a rush.
41:01Team of three, you do need to win this one.
41:03Every section of that extends about that.
41:06If we could lay Dara end to end...
41:09It's a big if.
41:10I think Dara's using his own system.
41:14I just heard someone say, oh no, up there.
41:18Let's extend.
41:21It's going to go way past both is my prediction.
41:24Oh, maybe it's a death one.
41:25Oh, oh.
41:26Hello.
41:28Oh.
41:29No, no, no.
41:30Oh, we're at the end.
41:31Oh, what?
41:32I think it's perfect.
41:38OK, it's next to all women's, Greg.
41:40It's the red vacuum cleaner.
41:43This time it's being measured to where its face gets to.
41:47Oh, so it's using the lead.
41:48Exactly.
41:49We're measuring the extension lead.
41:51Hello.
41:52Hello.
41:52I'm pissed with anticipation.
41:57Team of two, you're going first.
41:58Yeah.
41:58I reckon this man is long enough to get to the edge.
42:02Yeah.
42:03I agree.
42:03What do you think?
42:04We have to commit.
42:05I feel it off the edge.
42:06All right.
42:08Cool.
42:08There we go.
42:09Bold.
42:10So bold.
42:11Brave.
42:14Well, cleaners use this.
42:15It's not for normal households.
42:23Found his marker.
42:28Just on the edge.
42:30Oh, he's got bold.
42:33Three seconds.
42:34Are you happy, John?
42:37Oh, yes!
42:39Come on!
42:40He did it!
42:42John!
42:43Two things.
42:44It was an act of madness.
42:46And secondly, who'd have thought someone would make this game genuinely exciting?
42:53But when the whistle went, the team of three were on the floor.
42:59Oh.
43:01I did see where you placed it and I think I've been true to that.
43:03Let's extend.
43:12Let's extend.
43:13It's from the vacuum space.
43:15Yes.
43:16It's not the nozzle.
43:17It's the short one.
43:18That's it.
43:18No.
43:20No!
43:22No!
43:24Yes!
43:26No!
43:30No!
43:36No!
43:37Eu acho que eu nunca tinha feito isso antes!
43:43Eu estou tudo bem, todo mundo é um pouco sobre a tricc vacuum.
43:48Sim.
43:52Em termos, a equipe de dois, a equipe de três, a equipe de dois.
43:56Então, bem-vindo, Sarah Ananya!
43:59Wow!
44:02Sim.
44:03Eu vou te dar uma resposta?
44:05Sim, sim.
44:05Em termos, a equipe de três...
44:07Oh, wow!
44:08Fern e John have exatamente o número de pontos, 113.
44:12Munya, 118 now.
44:14Sarah on 141, Dara on 142.
44:17Oh!
44:20Oi oi oi.
44:22Em termos, John has 6 points.
44:27Dara, 9. Fern, 12. Sarah, 17.
44:29Munya, Chihuahua, 21 points!
44:33At last, Munya wins!
44:37Please go party with your friends of Rares!
44:42Just two shows left, but just one winner tonight.
44:46It is Munya Chihuahua!
45:01Thank you!
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