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00:35Hello! Thank you!
00:38I'm Greg Jamis, and I'm a very nice man.
00:40You'll often find me whistling and skipping down the street.
00:43Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la!
00:45I may stop, scoop up some abandoned dog mess,
00:48lead a senior citizen across the road.
00:50I may restrain an errant youth and correct his behaviour.
00:53But even nice people need a release sometimes.
00:56Somewhere to let out suppressed anger.
00:58A howl in the night.
00:59A place where darkness can run amok.
01:01Welcome to Taskmaster!
01:03.
01:06And the very best of luck to...
01:09.
01:10.
01:10.
01:10.
01:11.
01:12.
01:12.
01:12.
01:13.
01:15.
01:16.
01:23And to my left, a man who told me in confidence he's scared of three things.
01:28Slugs, small spaces, and women being allowed to vote.
01:32.
01:36Little Alex Hall!
01:39.
01:39.
01:40.
01:42Price Christ time!
01:44.
01:44Yes it is, and it's something we all think about once a week.
01:46.
01:47.
01:48.
01:48Because you've asked them this week to bring in the thing that you most want on a Sunday morning!
01:53.
01:53Oh!
01:55Yes, I didn't have to think too long about this one, you know.
02:00So Greg will give a big five to his fave,
02:02and then at the end of the show, the person with the most points
02:03will take home all the ingredients for a perfect Sunday morning, OK?
02:07Yes, good.
02:08Hello, Sarah. What's your perfect thing for a Sunday morning?
02:11Well, I stay in hotels a lot on tour,
02:13and people in hotels think you should be up at 8 o'clock,
02:17cos they're dicks.
02:19And I always have a do not disturb sign on my door in a hotel,
02:23even I never want my room cleaned cos I'm quite a dirty person.
02:27So I'll court my own do not disturb sign.
02:30There it is.
02:32That's the first prize on offer.
02:34I think there's nothing more aggressive than a do not disturb sign
02:37that doesn't match everybody else's do not disturb sign.
02:40Wow.
02:41I can't tell if the bar is high or low.
02:44Well, the rage is what I enjoy.
02:46Oh, you always do, yeah.
02:47Well, we're moving on to John now,
02:48who's come last in the last two ones of these.
02:50Hello, John.
02:51Very best of luck to you.
02:52Thank you.
02:53It's a business card.
02:54Oh.
02:57Do you want to...
02:58Who's...
02:59And Fern's next, is she?
03:02Do you want to see the business card?
03:04Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:04It says, know what you want,
03:06and have the confidence to go after it.
03:09Yeah.
03:14Yeah.
03:14Look, if you're walking down the street and someone gave you that.
03:17Yeah.
03:17That, you know, hello, yes, bang.
03:21Know what you want and have the confidence to go after it.
03:23A, you're keeping that for the rest of your life.
03:25Yeah.
03:27And it's also, it's all you're thinking about all day.
03:30I would like it, I think, if someone gave me that.
03:32Yeah, look, everyone reading that know what you want,
03:35so that's tricky, but...
03:36Yeah, and then have the confidence to go after it.
03:38Yeah.
03:39Yeah, we've read it.
03:39Erm, Fern, what have you brought in?
03:42It's my favourite breakfast soup.
03:45This is her favourite breakfast soup.
03:47Lovely.
03:48Ooh.
03:48It's like a savoury tofu pudding.
03:50Yep.
03:51That people have in China.
03:53I think Alex has some.
03:55Mm.
03:55Here you are.
03:57There's the slop.
03:58Yes, try it.
03:59Yes, try it.
04:00Chang to Asia.
04:01Well, obviously.
04:04Oh.
04:07Fishy, it's very spicy and quite crunchy.
04:10Can you try some?
04:10Yes, please do.
04:11Oh, my God, Greg, I thought you weren't going to try it,
04:13because aren't you from Shrewsbury or something?
04:20Well, you seem like you just eat roasts.
04:24Oh, God, yeah.
04:30That is...
04:31It is, doesn't it?
04:32Tastes like a farmyard.
04:34Well, you take that because of where you're from.
04:37It's the flavour of hopelessness.
04:40Erm, Tonya.
04:41Hello.
04:42I have bought in the Super Grater 3000.
04:47Yes, here it is.
04:48The Super Grater.
04:49Oh, my God.
04:50He's grabbed a grater on his way out of the house.
04:53It's not a grater.
04:54This thing here is essentially a cheese grater of the foot.
04:59It can be used on wet and dry feet.
05:01I mean...
05:02It's one of the bleakest images...
05:06It's the bleakest image I've had since I imagined sharing breakfast with Fern.
05:10Right.
05:12All right, Dara.
05:13This should be a piece of piss, I imagine.
05:16I brought in a massive segmented frying pan.
05:19And here it is.
05:20I find, like, that's supposed to be doing, you know, rashes in one place, eggs in another, beans in another.
05:25Sorry.
05:25I'm sorry, Dara.
05:26Are you under the impression I haven't got one of these?
05:29I've got one of these.
05:31I find, I often, even on a Sunday, like a lighter breakfast.
05:33I do.
05:34I like a little bit of fresh fruit, mint, and pineapples for cereal.
05:37Oh!
05:39I'm aware as well that any time you do anything in the television, that looks like you've wasted food.
05:44Yeah.
05:44People get very angry about that, like whatever it should be noted, that the pineapple and the yoghurt go back
05:48in the fridge.
05:49The bagel went back in the bread basket.
05:51The kids ate the Cheerios and then to get rid of the orange juice, I got a straw so that
05:56we weren't wasting any food at any stage.
05:58Oh, it was you that sucked it, it wasn't that old man.
06:06APPLAUSE
06:09Um, all right then, ready?
06:11Oh, yes, right. Where are we starting? One?
06:13You know where we're starting. We're starting with old smooth feet.
06:16Ooh!
06:17Well, who is that? Because that is his actual nickname.
06:20LAUGHTER
06:25So, yeah, I'm giving poor old Monya one point, I'm afraid.
06:28OK, Monya, one point. Well done.
06:30Sarah's rage delighted me.
06:32Oh, God, it's between Sarah and the Chinese soup.
06:37For the sake of hotel stuff, I'm going to give her two points.
06:40OK, two to Sarah.
06:41Yeah, unbelievably, that soup gets three points, I mean.
06:45LAUGHTER
06:47Now, this is where things get controversial, and the truth is, if someone gave me that business card in the
06:52street, I honestly think it would make my day.
06:56LAUGHTER
06:56What?
06:56So, against all odds, and it just shows you how deeply unfair this show is, I'm giving John Kearns five
07:04points, and I'll stand by it.
07:06Right, so it's four points to Dara Breen, but five, to John Kearns!
07:09There it is!
07:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
07:12Thank you, John Kearns!
07:14Very good.
07:16All right, my furry chum, what's next on the agenda?
07:19Well, it's a gritty team task, Greg.
07:22Mm-hm.
07:36Hello, Sarah. Hi, Alex.
07:37Hello, Monya.
07:38Hi, Alex.
07:39Hello, Fern.
07:39Hiya.
07:42Turn, and wait for your team.
07:45Oh, sorry, did I shut the door on them?
07:47Yeah.
07:48I'm not really a team player.
07:50Secure the perimeter.
07:52Place half your hands on half your hips.
07:55And leave them there until the second part of the task is over.
08:00Also...
08:00The hands that are on hips must only touch those hips.
08:03Until the second part of the task is over.
08:05We have to touch each other.
08:08We have to touch each other.
08:08You can touch each other.
08:09You have two minutes.
08:11Read it again.
08:12Yeah, I need to...
08:13Right.
08:14Place half your hands...
08:16So, one hand...
08:16...on half your hips.
08:18I don't understand this.
08:20I put them in half of my hands.
08:22Yeah, but collectively.
08:23And leave them there until the second part of the task is over.
08:26Second part of the task is over.
08:26So, until it's done.
08:27Depending on what the task is, we might be making very difficult ourselves by all having
08:30one hand, whereas it could be much easier for one person with two hands.
08:34We should keep one pair of hands free.
08:37Oh!
08:37Oh!
08:38You're so good at this!
08:39I think your time starts now.
08:40Yes.
08:40Like a conga?
08:41Are we conga-ing this, right?
08:42So, do you want a conga me?
08:44I'll conga you.
08:45Okay, fine.
08:46Okay.
08:47You have my consent.
08:47Yeah?
08:48I have your consent.
08:49Yeah, my hips are unhanded.
08:51And my hips are definitely being handled.
08:53Tell the moment we're at four hands on four.
08:54Yes, take your hand.
08:56That hand is free.
08:57One hand on your hip.
08:58And Dad has both hands on...
09:00No!
09:01Take that hand off!
09:03Mines are here.
09:04Go!
09:04Go!
09:07I thought I didn't understand it.
09:10But John really doesn't understand it.
09:12I do understand it.
09:14With your hands on those hips at all times, put the most sand in the shopping trolley.
09:19You may only move the shopping trolley when there is one minute left on the clock.
09:24Oh, my God.
09:24You have ten minutes.
09:25Your time starts now.
09:27So, where is the sand?
09:28Exactly.
09:29Where is the sand?
09:29Right, let's go look for this hand.
09:30Okay, we've got to go.
09:32Look for it.
09:32Okay.
09:33John, don't put your...
09:34You can only have one hand on my hip.
09:37How do you not understand that?
09:39Sorry.
09:45Team of three.
09:46Talk me through your tactics.
09:49Er...
09:50LAUGHTER
09:52We got the idea, hands have to be on hips.
09:54Yeah.
09:54Yeah, absolutely.
09:56But we forgot that they could just be our own hips.
09:59Yeah.
09:59And that was probably the most obvious thing, just for one person to stand like that for the entire task.
10:03For some reason, we felt that we should human centipede it.
10:06LAUGHTER
10:08But I think the fact that we all didn't realise that we could just have one person doing that means
10:15that maybe the task wasn't that well written.
10:17Yeah.
10:18Yeah.
10:19Well, listen, I don't write them, so...
10:23LAUGHTER
10:24We were hoping for one of the teams to be stupid enough to put their hands on each other's hips,
10:30but we weren't expecting everyone.
10:32LAUGHTER
10:34I felt like it was more of a team when we were together.
10:37Yeah, we did both. It was divide and conga.
10:39LAUGHTER
10:42APPLAUSE
10:46Wow.
10:47LAUGHTER
10:49OK.
10:50Do you want to carry on?
10:51Go to VT.
10:52You sure?
10:53Go to VT.
10:53OK.
10:54Well, we're going to see the team of two, first of all, so here's how Sarah and Munya got on.
11:00It's really hard to not do...
11:02You may...
11:05You may only move the shopping trolley when there's one minute left on the clock.
11:10We need to get the trolley sand-proof so it doesn't all leak out.
11:13They've got it all in the buckets.
11:16Hello.
11:18Right, so I'm going to scoop.
11:20Good work!
11:22One pot's not going to be enough, is it?
11:24Open your legs, cos I need to swing this.
11:26LAUGHTER
11:27Just slide it in.
11:28Yeah.
11:29Yeah, cos the thing is, sometimes I lose my head.
11:34How many minutes we've got left, Alex?
11:35Two minutes and 48.
11:37Two minutes, OK.
11:37And 48.
11:38I'm going to double.
11:39Wait, let's go round.
11:40Don't let me go.
11:41No, not letting me go.
11:43Ah!
11:44Ooh, are you all right?
11:44Oh!
11:45I've crushed my fingers.
11:47You keep going.
11:47Such a hero.
11:48You've got one minute and 50 seconds.
11:50We're going to have to really run for the trolley, you know.
11:52Good work.
11:53Count us down when it's ten, yeah?
11:54OK.
11:55As in one minute ten.
11:56It's now one minute ten.
11:58One.
11:58Let's go to the trolley.
11:59Yep.
11:59Ready?
12:00Go, go, go, go, go.
12:02Good, good, good, good, good, good.
12:05Argh!
12:06Go, go, go, go, go, go!
12:09Don't kill me, don't run!
12:11Ooh, whoa, whoa!
12:13Open, open.
12:15Open.
12:15How long?
12:1625 seconds.
12:18Argh!
12:24OK, let's get in.
12:25You get in first.
12:26Oh!
12:28Hold that open!
12:30Yeah!
12:33How long?
12:35How long?
12:36Ah!
12:38You didn't even count us down!
12:42You didn't even count down!
12:43I said count at ten!
12:45One minute ten, you said?
12:47Oh, no! So close!
12:49You've got one bucket in.
12:51Um...
12:52That's so...
12:54Oh, my God, now!
12:56Thank you.
13:00I would have liked a separate camera,
13:02just on Sarah, and her contribution
13:04to the task that she was in.
13:07LAUGHTER
13:09That's a lovely time!
13:11Permission to touch someone!
13:15My name said, you can be more rough
13:16with these hips.
13:18LAUGHTER
13:22Next!
13:22Well, actually, before we see the team of three,
13:25one of them would like me to play
13:27in a different video first.
13:29So I'm going to show you this.
13:30OK.
13:34Hi, John.
13:39Yeah? You OK?
13:41Yeah.
13:48Oh, God! What the fuck are you doing?
13:52LAUGHTER
13:56Oh, man!
14:00Sabotage your team...
14:01..in the next task.
14:03If your team loses the task...
14:07..you win five points.
14:10LAUGHTER
14:10If your team wins the task...
14:14..you win zero points.
14:17LAUGHTER
14:18If your team accuses you of sabotaging the task...
14:23..you win zero points.
14:25LAUGHTER
14:27So the only way you win is if you lose.
14:30You understand?
14:31Yeah, well, I do understand, sadly.
14:34That's still...
14:35That's nasty.
14:36Well, I'll let you think about that for a bit, John.
14:38Oh, man.
14:40Good luck.
14:40Yeah, yeah.
14:43Oh, dear.
14:47He's not even making eye contact with us now,
14:49and this feels like one of your relatives
14:51has been talking to the FBI about you
14:53and then just silently lifts up their T-shirt
14:56and there's a microphone pack on their body.
14:58Yeah.
14:59Can I say it's actually kind of a relief?
15:01Because at the time, I thought he was an idiot.
15:04LAUGHTER
15:04LAUGHTER
15:13John's been sitting on this for four months now.
15:16LAUGHTER
15:16You had such a go at me.
15:19LAUGHTER
15:19So here's how the team of three got on.
15:24How fast do you want me to work?
15:26Well, I'd say faster than this.
15:28OK, well, it's in case.
15:31I have to in the middle.
15:33Er...
15:34Are we in a container?
15:35A bucket or something.
15:36Eight minutes.
15:37Hold on, John.
15:39Yeah.
15:40Just move a bit nearer to my arse.
15:42You're crouching.
15:43You're crouching at the end of the road.
15:45LAUGHTER
15:46You're just spreading it around, so...
15:48No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
15:49Right, there's the cap of that.
15:51There's so many better ways you could have done this.
15:54I mean, that's the one thing I have here is time to reflect.
15:56I wouldn't complain to it.
15:57I think just...
15:58You're doing a lot of complaining
15:59and I'm doing a lot of the labour here.
16:01Honestly, you're both doing a brilliant job there.
16:07LAUGHTER
16:09I'm just reflecting.
16:11There's a much better way to do it.
16:13I know.
16:14Why did you do that?
16:16Oh, my God, did you lock it over?
16:17Why did you do that?
16:18It goes back on, look!
16:20OK.
16:22OK.
16:22Sorry, fine.
16:23What if we get one of these plan pots?
16:25Oh, yeah, take a little bucket over there, yeah.
16:26How long's left?
16:27This is very...
16:28You've got four minutes, 20.
16:29Oh, brilliant.
16:29This is the best plan.
16:30Hold on, John!
16:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:33You coming in?
16:34Yeah, quite.
16:35Here we go.
16:36How are you doing, Dora?
16:37I mean, I would sooner not be in this exact position
16:41for the entire time.
16:43Oh, hang on.
16:44Watch the bucket of sand behind me.
16:45I don't want to knock over the bucket of sand.
16:50No, no, no.
16:54John, be really careful.
16:56There we go.
16:57Where's the...
16:58Careful, careful, careful.
17:00Where's the hat?
17:01Where's the hat?
17:02Oh, my God, we almost lost the hat.
17:04Again.
17:04Right, another bucket, quick, another bucket.
17:06I don't know if there's time, you know.
17:08I think we should just make our way back.
17:10Hold on, John!
17:11Under the rope, under the rope!
17:15Oh, fucks.
17:16There's a hole in the bucket.
17:18Oh, no.
17:19I think we should just go back.
17:20Go away, I'll go back.
17:21I just want to get...
17:22Well, we can't move it until the one-minute battle slice.
17:26Alex!
17:27You've now got one minute.
17:28One minute.
17:29Can we move it?
17:30Go, go, go.
17:30All right, let's move it.
17:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:33Right, come on, come on, come on.
17:34Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
17:38See, this is when it all pays off.
17:42Do we have to put it back, anyway?
17:43No, we don't remove it back, do we?
17:45All the information's on the task there, John.
17:51You have...
17:5220 seconds, John.
17:53When there is one minute left, so...
17:54You're so done.
17:55Put the hat...
17:57Put the...
17:58Touch me!
17:59Put that in there.
18:00What are you doing there, lad?
18:01Put it in the trolley.
18:02It's just in the trolley.
18:03Oh, I thought it had to be in one thing.
18:04Ten seconds.
18:05It says it has to be in one thing.
18:07No, it doesn't.
18:08What?
18:08It doesn't say that.
18:11It doesn't say that.
18:12It doesn't say that.
18:12It doesn't say that.
18:13It doesn't say that.
18:13It doesn't say anything.
18:14You fucking wrong!
18:15It's just...
18:16It's just...
18:18Yeah, that's your time up.
18:20Why did you do that?
18:22John, just came mad.
18:23I swear to god.
18:23No, no, no, no, no.
18:24I dug that for ages.
18:26You threw all the sand out!
18:27Don, I threw so much fucking sand out!
18:30Don!
18:30Don!
18:30Do you want to do more?
18:32Please!
18:32Você está jogando o sandalho?
18:35Eu não acredito que ele jogou o sandalho.
18:42Eu não sei, eu não sei.
18:45Eu não sei onde começar.
18:47Fernão já já chamou você dafty-in-the-medal
18:51antes de fazer o sabotagem.
18:55Mas ele virou o hato até o lado e só começou.
18:59E você só foi assim,
19:01E você só foi assim,
19:01O que você está fazendo?
19:04Eu fiz muito o trabalho em que,
19:07e o todo o tempo, Dara foi só de barcar orders
19:10de baixo.
19:11E o John,
19:14Mischuously,
19:15did stuff em meio,
19:16e eu meiai,
19:17e eu meiai,
19:17você foi muito industrialista,
19:19e eu espero que você tenha um ponto e o John não.
19:23Eu admito,
19:24eu sou um pouco preocupado,
19:25porque,
19:26porque,
19:26porque,
19:26porque,
19:26porque,
19:27eu,
19:27eu ganho de um monte de água e a longa de água,
19:30eles todos têm um monte de sandalho.
19:32E é muito,
19:32é muito,
19:33o que o escale diz,
19:34o o dois,
19:36o dois,
19:37o dois,
19:39o dois,
19:39o dois,
19:39o dois,
19:39O dois,
19:42o dois?
19:4221 kg.
19:44Como você está feeling?
19:46Hopeful.
19:47I'll wait till you finish the rest of the sentence.
19:51So the team of three put in 20...
19:55Oh!
19:57..0.9 kg.
20:02Isn't this the fact that some of it fell through the bottom of the...
20:05Did you scoop it off the slats of the trolley?
20:09The slats were very thin, there was not a lot of sand on the slats.
20:13Well, there it is. So what does that do points-wise?
20:15Unfortunately, Dara and Fern don't get any points,
20:17but all three, Sarah Munya and John, get five points.
20:20There it is.
20:26Sometimes dirty deeds pay.
20:28Let's have a scoreboard, please, Horne.
20:30OK, I've got the scoreboard right here,
20:32and John is having his best-ever episode by miles.
20:35He's in the lead with ten points.
20:36APPLAUSE
20:42Very good. Another task, please, little dolly.
20:45Right you are.
20:46And let's all scream for ice cream!
21:02Look what I made you.
21:03Ha-ha-ha!
21:05Ooh!
21:08Ooh!
21:10Ooh!
21:10God damn!
21:12What's been going on in this room?
21:13Ooh!
21:14Ice cream!
21:15You like ice cream?
21:17I like some ice creams.
21:19Some of it looks gross.
21:23Identify the ice cream flavours.
21:27Most correct ice cream flavours identified wins.
21:30You have ten minutes.
21:31And you must find every flavour delicious.
21:35Delicious.
21:36Delicious!
21:38That's...controlling.
21:40The time starts now.
21:41Alex, I'm on a no-sugar diet.
21:44You lot have done me dirty cos you picked my one weakness.
21:47You want me to break my diet?
21:48Will it have an instant effect on your body?
21:50Then I'd love to see it.
21:53It's very important to find each flavour delicious.
21:55Mmm!
21:56And there may be more than one flavour in all of them, in fact.
22:00What are you talking about?
22:03Right, so I've got ten minutes to identify ice cream,
22:06not even tasting them.
22:10What is the sauce?
22:12Yes.
22:13What is that?
22:13Yes, what is it?
22:18I thought Fern sounded like she was in a kebab shop
22:20at three o'clock in the morning.
22:22Oh, I know.
22:22I know.
22:23Yeah, I can play that sound.
22:24Here we go.
22:24What is the sauce?
22:26What is that?
22:29That's...
22:32I'm sorry to say I just have the voice of a drunk person.
22:36Erm, what's going on with this sugar thing then, Munya,
22:39before I start judging you?
22:41You see, the thing is, yeah, the dentist told me
22:43I was one millimetre away from a root canal.
22:46Oh, my God, I'm going to penalise you so heavily.
22:49No!
22:50Please, please.
22:52You want to see some?
22:53Yeah!
22:53OK, we're going to start with three of them first.
22:56Sarah, Munya and Fernya.
22:57Here we go.
22:59Mmm, this one looks like it's going to be put up very hard.
23:05You must find it delicious, please.
23:07Oh, that's very nice!
23:12What the fuck is that?
23:17That's a bit soggy, that is.
23:20Wait, so I can eat this?
23:23I know what it is!
23:24But I don't know what it is!
23:26Dog biscuits.
23:30That's dog food, isn't it?
23:31That's dog food.
23:33Cresps, innit?
23:34Mmm, delicious.
23:36That is fucking foul.
23:38Right, next one.
23:44I want to say curry powder.
23:46OK.
23:47Tandoori ice cream.
23:48Coordination checker, innit?
23:50This one.
23:53Oh, wow!
23:56What?
24:00No!
24:03Just smells of nothing.
24:05Chilli and...
24:07It's got mango.
24:08How about mash ice cream?
24:10Because it's got the consistency of mash.
24:12Some sort of Mexican flavour.
24:16I've been doing really well so far.
24:20Mmm!
24:22Cream flavour!
24:23Cream flavour ice cream.
24:25Uh-oh!
24:27Is there something else?
24:29Oh, is it breast milk?
24:31Coconut licorice.
24:32That sounds nice.
24:34I think it's vanilla.
24:35I think it's a curveball.
24:36White chocolate.
24:38And breast milk.
24:39Because that is a thing.
24:42Do you want to do olives?
24:43Tiny shitty grapes.
24:44You've only got one and a half minutes.
24:46Oh, bugger hell.
24:47I'm just going to have the green stuff.
24:50You must find each flavour delicious.
24:55Olive green smoothie.
24:56That's my answer.
24:59I've been excited about this one.
25:01Last one.
25:01I've never said that's vile before and gone in for more.
25:04Yeah, also you have to say it's delicious.
25:05Oh, sorry.
25:06That's northern for delicious.
25:08Petrol or something?
25:09Maybe something cheesy?
25:11OK.
25:12Fucking salt and petrol or something.
25:16Please find it delicious.
25:24It's so horrible!
25:26You can stop now.
25:32I mean, on reflection,
25:33you sounded like you were in a kebab house throughout.
25:37This whole thing,
25:38I don't know whether I'm going to penalise people
25:40because you were supposed to make out it was delicious throughout.
25:43Right.
25:43Sarah, the very first thing you said after you tasted one is,
25:46and I quote,
25:47what the fuck is that?
25:49Like, ooh, what the fuck is that?
25:52What the hell is that?
25:57Hermione, you appear to be trying to smell flavours
26:00to avoid a solitary filling.
26:03I think it's more of an achievement to have snorted ice cream
26:07because I got that one right, didn't I?
26:09There are ten flavours there.
26:10You got one of the ten.
26:11Shall I tell you what the actual flavours were?
26:13Please.
26:14The dog food one, they thought was dog food,
26:15was marmite and porridge.
26:17Then we had curry and naan bread.
26:19We've accepted most of their curry answers.
26:21Cornflakes and chilli.
26:22Most of them got chilli.
26:23Then we had white chocolate and macaroni cheese.
26:26And then the petrol one was bechamel sauce
26:28and brussel sprout puree.
26:30Oh, bechamel.
26:31Beautiful.
26:32Beautiful.
26:32So, out of them,
26:33Munya only got one flavour.
26:35Sarah, two.
26:36Fern, three of the flavours.
26:37Does something cheesy not count as macaroni cheese?
26:41No.
26:43Now for the final two, it's John and Dara.
26:48This is going to be rancid.
26:52Oh.
26:53Very nice.
26:57Delicious.
26:58I mean, that's like white chocolate.
27:00White chocolate?
27:02OK.
27:03White chocolate.
27:04There's bits in that, there's bits.
27:05Right, tell me about the bits.
27:08Marshmallow.
27:12Oh, what a delicious kick off that.
27:18Oh, Jesus Christ!
27:21Would you like a glass of water?
27:23Oh, yeah.
27:25Delicious water coming up.
27:26Mmm.
27:27Sweet.
27:28Jesus.
27:34Chilli.
27:38Sounds nice.
27:40It's not just nice.
27:42It's delicious.
27:43This thing's driving me crazy.
27:51Wasabi, maybe?
27:53Wasabi?
27:55You could have wasabi.
27:58Curry.
28:00Chicken masala.
28:08OK.
28:09We're in the last 45 seconds.
28:11It's delicious.
28:13There might be more than one flavour.
28:15Yeah.
28:15Yeah.
28:16No, I think you've really got sound here.
28:18Yeah, it's Marmite.
28:19Marmite.
28:20OK.
28:21Delicious.
28:22Oh, it was delicious for a treat.
28:30Well, I must commend both gentlemen for making an effort with the deliciousness.
28:34Thank you.
28:35The first contestant so far to pretend they liked it.
28:38I particularly enjoyed Dara's.
28:40There's a delicious kick off that.
28:44And you both did some great face acting as well.
28:47That was not acting.
28:48That was a genuine human response to my body wanting to expel what I just put into it.
28:53Yeah.
28:54They seemed pretty good, though.
28:56Well, they both got the Marmite, which was very pleasing.
28:58They both got curry and white chocolate.
29:00But Dara got one extra because he got the chilli as well.
29:02So, it means that Munya only gets the one point.
29:05Then Sarah gets two points.
29:06John and Fern come joint second having guessed three flavours.
29:09So, they get four points each.
29:10But the winner of this task is Dara Breen.
29:12He gets five points.
29:16Next task, please.
29:18OK.
29:18Ready?
29:19Catch!
29:35What are you up, my slime?
29:37Ah.
29:38What are you up?
29:39Hello.
29:40Oh, hello, Fern.
29:46Catch something.
29:47Catch something.
29:48Most spectacular catch wins.
29:51You have 20 minutes.
29:52Time starts now.
29:54Has anybody got Covid? No?
29:55No, I don't have Covid.
29:56Have you got any sort of infectious diseases?
29:59I had appendicitis when I was eight.
30:01Oh!
30:02I remember catching something when I was a kid.
30:05My dad kicked an American football in there.
30:07I really remember...
30:10...catching it.
30:12Are you good at catching?
30:13Yeah, if I could see anything coming.
30:15But how much better would it be if I couldn't see a coin?
30:19Oh, my God.
30:20My first thought was just illnesses,
30:22but I just don't think any of us have got time.
30:25So, first things first,
30:26I need a ball. I'm just going to find a ball, Alex, OK?
30:28OK. You stay right there, my slime.
30:31What do you catch?
30:32Catch a fish?
30:34But everyone's going to say catch a fish.
30:36What could I catch?
30:38Nothing's alive in here.
30:40I don't want to go outside and just catch things.
30:43What would I catch outside?
30:44The birds?
30:45I wouldn't worry about animals.
30:48People?
30:49No.
30:53Also, whenever there's one of these, you have to do it.
30:57Mine's better. Mine's always better.
30:59They're shitty.
31:05So, your first three instincts of what you could catch, Fern,
31:08are a fish, a bird, people.
31:11LAUGHTER
31:13I thought that was all obvious things to say.
31:16John, do you want to tell us more about the moving story
31:19from your youth before we crack it?
31:21LAUGHTER
31:22Honestly, it's a vivid childhood memory
31:24that I caught it and I kept on running.
31:29LAUGHTER
31:29You've not seen any of your family since?
31:35Let's do some spectacular catches.
31:37Fine. Yes, it's a simple task.
31:39Most spectacular catch wins.
31:40We're going to start with Mun and John.
31:42Here we go.
31:45Alex, how good are you at throwing?
31:47Pretty good.
31:48I was thinking of maybe punting it over the house
31:51and then running around and catching it.
31:55I'm going to sit on Greg's shoulders
31:57and you're going to go all the way to the other side of the house
31:59and throw the ball into my bucket.
32:01Yeah?
32:02Yes.
32:05Right then.
32:07Throw it!
32:11Oh, no.
32:13Alex, more power!
32:15More power.
32:21Right.
32:22I've just got to go high.
32:23Oh, dear.
32:25No, Alex!
32:26Come on!
32:28No.
32:29And again.
32:32More power!
32:33Oh, fuck.
32:34Don't swear at me, Alex.
32:39Go on!
32:40Go on!
32:45The problem is I'm not round here when it lands.
32:49No.
32:50My arm hurts.
32:51Everyone watching this right now thinks we can't do it.
32:53I don't think we can do it.
32:54But that's what's going to make it impressive, right?
32:56Let me see that fire.
32:57Go on, that's like...
32:59No, listen to me.
33:00Again, you're half holding back.
33:02I want you to see...
33:02Cold.
33:03Ah!
33:04Shoulder hurts.
33:04Ah!
33:07Yes!
33:08Nearly, Alex!
33:08One more!
33:13That's the way to go, though.
33:15Yeah!
33:16Alex, we nearly had it!
33:18One more, one more!
33:20Ah!
33:22Yeah!
33:23No!
33:25Oh, shit!
33:27One more!
33:34Oh, wow!
33:35Something's happened, something fucking happened!
33:38Vamos lá!
33:39I caught one.
33:41Vou te dar.
33:42This is my last ball.
33:44Are you ready?
33:45Yes!
33:46OK, here we go, Mania.
34:03Can you catch it?
34:05No!
34:13What was it you said when Mania quite recently asked you to put more power into your throat?
34:19I don't know, what did I say?
34:20I'll tell you what you said.
34:21You whispered to yourself, fuck's sake.
34:3113 series, that's the first time you've ever sworn.
34:33Well, how do you think that made Mania? Look at Mania's face there.
34:36Yeah.
34:37He's only 21 or something.
34:40The first time I've ever sworn.
34:42John, this is what I wrote down.
34:44When I was at primary school, there was a boy called Morgan who got sent home one day because he
34:48tried to eat the hood off his own coat.
34:50LAUGHTER
34:56Throughout that task, you reminded me of Morgan.
35:02OK, next up, like all of us, she's scared of fires.
35:06Yes, it's Berna Frady.
35:08LAUGHTER
35:09LAUGHTER
35:10LAUGHTER
35:11MUSIC
35:12MUSIC
35:14MUSIC
35:14MUSIC
35:15.
35:15.
35:15.
35:15.
35:15.
35:15.
35:15.
35:15.
35:15.
35:15.
35:27.
35:28.
35:28.
35:28.
35:38Oh, lovely.
35:4120 minutes, 20 minutes.
35:42I caught a falling star.
35:44I know. Powered only by...
35:47..turquoise fart.
35:49LAUGHTER
35:51Greg, I thought I'd show a little making of video
35:53so we can all admire the effort that Fern put into hers.
36:03.
36:03.
36:03.
36:04.
36:05.
36:05.
36:05.
36:11Next up, it's not the mayor of Silicon, no, it's Sarah Millican.
36:15.
36:17.
36:19.
36:20.
36:20.
36:20.
36:20.
36:20.
36:20.
36:24.
36:25.
36:25O que é isso?
36:57I particularly liked the romance of that with this twat in the background
37:04I wasn't sure he was going to be in the actual editor
37:07I thought it was supposed to look like I was blowing it out
37:11I could sort of mess with the romance of it a little bit
37:14I'd never used a fire extinguisher before, I now use them all the time
37:19Last one, yes, finally, it's the date of birth himself
37:22D.O.B. Dara O'Breen
37:29Wait there, little one
37:30You wait there, I will close the door
37:39Oh, my baby!
37:46What is happening to my baby?
37:49Oh, save my baby!
37:56Oh, save my baby!
38:17Dara, it was a hauntingly beautiful trail
38:20All that we need to do is to give the film a title and then we can move on and
38:23give some points
38:23Well, obviously, oom-a-baby
38:27But oom-a-baby it is
38:29Right, here comes some points
38:31Do you want to do the least spectacular catch for him?
38:33Yeah, of course, and I feel sorry for him because he really did try but someone didn't put enough power
38:38into their fucking throws, did they?
38:40For fuck's sake
38:42So...
38:43It's not right hearing him swear, is it?
38:45No, that's wrong
38:46He didn't actually do any catches
38:48Oh, no, but give the boy a point, for God's sake
38:50OK, so one point to Munya Chihuahua
38:52Yes
38:52OK
38:53Amazingly, getting two points just because there was a catch involved, John gets two points
38:59Well done, John
39:00Three points, and I blame you for this as well
39:03Because if you've been airbrushed CGI'd out of it, and I could have just seen her hauntingly blowing the flames
39:09out, then she might have been up higher
39:10So three points, your fault
39:12Yep, good, good, good, three to Sarah
39:14Four points for the disturbing and yet comforting film of a woman who plucked a star from the sky
39:20Lovely
39:21Under the power of her own flatulence, go to Fern
39:24And finally, how could oom-a-baby get anything than a deserved five points?
39:31There we go, five points
39:32Go to the room
39:33APPLAUSE
39:36Please stay where you are while Alex and I head to the stage
39:40FOR THE FINAL TASK OF THE SHOW
39:44APPLAUSE
39:51Hello
39:52Who will read the task?
39:55John Kearns, the leader
39:56And a liar
39:58LAUGHTER
40:01Predict whether an item will create a higher or lower number of decibels than the previous item
40:09If you are wrong, you are out
40:12Last player standing wins
40:16Yes, so very simply, Greg is going to make a noise
40:19I am
40:20He's then going to tell you what he's going to do with the next one
40:23And you have to predict whether that noise is going to be louder or quieter than the previous noise
40:27You have paddles there with higher or lower on
40:30If you're wrong, you're out
40:31Unless all of you are wrong
40:32And then we'll move on to the next one
40:34But once you're out, you're out
40:35It's a rip-off of Play Your Cards Right
40:37LAUGHTER
40:39So we're going to start off with the opening noise
40:42A simple horn
40:43So would you like to do yours before I commence?
40:45BUZZER
40:46Thank you
40:48And now the horn proper
40:54BUZZER
40:54And that is 107 decibels
40:59107
41:00And now we're in gameplay
41:03This noise is going to be a packet of cereal landing on a bar
41:08Will that be higher or lower than 107 decibels?
41:12Have a think
41:13Yeah
41:14Please reveal your guesses now
41:18OK, we have three hires, two lowers
41:20We're going to lose some people here
41:21Some people are going out
41:22John and Sarah think lower, the rest think higher
41:25Are you ready, Greg?
41:28BUZZER
41:29That's got to be louder
41:31More...
41:32Real problems, because I didn't press the right button on the...
41:34LAUGHTER
41:42This is to beat 107 decibels
41:46Tell me to release the cereal
41:47Release the cereal
41:50It's 101.9 decibels
41:54BUZZER
41:54It's already down to two people
41:58BUZZER
41:58The lowers are John Kearns and Sarah Millican
42:01This time Greg is going to attack
42:04Attack the marbles with an electric toothbrush?
42:07It's an electric toothbrush
42:08And I will be thrusting it in and out of marbles in a regulation manner
42:13LAUGHTER
42:16OK, so do you think that's going to be higher or lower than the release of cereal onto a bar?
42:20Are you going to be jabbing or are you going to be rolling?
42:23I'm sorry John, I did say I'll be thrusting it in and out of the marbles in a regulation manner
42:30LAUGHTER
42:32So will it be higher or lower than 101.9?
42:35Please release your paddles now
42:38Ooh, this is going to be the end of the task
42:40Ooh...
42:40We're going to get ourselves to go
42:42LAUGHTER
42:43We've got a higher or lower?
42:45If this is lower than 101.9, then Sarah Millican wins
42:48If it's higher than 101.9, John Kearns, the unlikely candidate, wins
42:53Let's dance
42:55The brush is on
42:57Let the thrust commence
43:09You did what you said you were going to do
43:12And that was 90.7 decibels
43:16Which means the winner, already, is Sarah Millican
43:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
43:23Let's go back down and see how that's affected the final score
43:27APPLAUSE
43:34The points for that one, we have three people in joint third
43:37That was, of course, Dara, Munya and Fern
43:41They all get three points each
43:43Four points in second place was John
43:45Just behind Sarah Millican who gets five points
43:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
43:51So, it's John Kearns in the lead with 20 points
43:54Well done, John
43:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
43:59What?!
44:00John Kearns wins!
44:02Please go and surround yourself with your Sunday Funday prizes!
44:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:10So, what have we learnt today?
44:13We've learnt that if you find yourself on a night out with your friends
44:16And you've had a little too much to drink
44:18And you're feeling peckish
44:19Before you pop that late-night snack into your mouth
44:22Don't forget to ask yourself
44:24What is the sauce?
44:26What is that?
44:27LAUGHTER
44:29This episode is over, but I want you to all go to bed thinking about tonight's winner
44:33Unbelievably
44:34It is...
44:36John Kearns!
44:38CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:59APPLAUSE
45:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:06MUSIC
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