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01:52Alexander Document chargão
02:13Cumprir
02:14com a car journey?
02:16Hmm...
02:17A car would be pretty handy.
02:22Get the hat home again, party time!
02:26The item Greg agrees is best for a car journey
02:29will get its owner five points
02:30and the winner of the show will scoop up all five things
02:33and have a ridiculously good drive home from studio.
02:36Dara, what is the thing you would most like to have with you
02:38on a car journey?
02:39I have gone for this case.
02:41It's a console carrying case and here it is.
02:44Oh, wow!
02:47You can strap any gaming machine to it,
02:50plug it in and play full-size video games
02:53or watch a movie if you want.
02:54I mean, they're not famously portable, are they?
02:57But this makes them portable.
03:00And that's why when you're on tour you only wear one outfit
03:02because you have to put all your energy into carrying this one.
03:07Fern, can you beat a massively impractical games console holder?
03:11Yes, mine's is very practical.
03:14If you're a comedian, one of the things you need
03:16other than resilience and being emotionally dead inside
03:19is the scale of holding in your piss for long amounts of time
03:25on car journeys.
03:26So I've brought a she-wee.
03:28I think there's...
03:30There's other brands available.
03:31I think there's one called a go-girl.
03:33I asked for a bottle that was about two litres
03:36so I can keep driving.
03:38Er...
03:39Oh!
03:40I don't think I'd fully understood the scenario here.
03:45You're driving and wanting not to stop?
03:47Yes.
03:48Why?
03:50I haven't got the confidence to use mine and I've had it.
03:53I've had it for a year.
03:55You should try it just at home in the toilet because I've got one.
03:58As soon as I got it, I thought I'm going to have a go with it
04:00so I had a little try and I got a little bit on the seat like a real life boy.
04:05LAUGHTER
04:06John?
04:08Er...
04:08I brought in...
04:10There we go.
04:11A...
04:12A sailor's hat.
04:14Yep.
04:17Picture it, yeah?
04:18I am picturing it.
04:20You're driving along.
04:21Yep.
04:22You see a car beside you.
04:24Mm-hmm.
04:24You look over at the driver.
04:26He's wearing that.
04:28Everyone's honking.
04:30Everyone loves him.
04:33You're thinking, you know...
04:35LAUGHTER
04:36Is he late for his boat?
04:39LAUGHTER
04:42Kids banging on the window going, yeah!
04:45Are the kids these days excited by a small bearded man in a sailor hat?
04:50LAUGHTER
04:51Just imagine Alex and I are in a car journey now.
04:54I'm driving, obviously.
04:55He's sitting there eating crisps.
04:57This is what I perceive to be my reaction.
04:59OK.
05:02Look at this prick.
05:04LAUGHTER
05:07APPLAUSE
05:10Mario, what have you brought in?
05:11I brought in a coordination game.
05:14Here it is.
05:15Shit.
05:20This device can measure human IQ by how quickly you can line up the discs.
05:27Now...
05:27LAUGHTER
05:29If I...
05:30LAUGHTER
05:31If I can do this in eight seconds on the show, Greg...
05:33Yeah?
05:34..you're going to give me five points.
05:35I don't know. Possibly.
05:36But you're not in a car.
05:39LAUGHTER
05:40OK, all right, that's it.
05:45We're in a car.
05:46John's my passenger.
05:48All right.
05:48Right, talk to me.
05:50Um...
05:50Have you seen the...
05:51Yeah, OK.
05:52Have you seen where I put my sailors at?
05:53Yeah.
05:55Look out for the central reservation!
05:57OK, swerving, swerving.
05:58OK, OK.
06:00Yeah.
06:00So, you failed...
06:02No, no, no, hang on.
06:02..and there's a multiple car pile-up.
06:04LAUGHTER
06:05That is...
06:06That's got to be the worst prize we've seen.
06:09LAUGHTER
06:10That...
06:11..is going to get beaten by a fucking sailor!
06:14LAUGHTER
06:17Imagine that!
06:18LAUGHTER
06:19Just for health and safety reasons!
06:22LAUGHTER
06:23So, I watched a TV programme
06:26where somebody drove, accidentally, obviously,
06:30into some water and they drowned.
06:33Drama.
06:34Don't worry.
06:34Nobody does.
06:35So, I went online and thought,
06:37there's got to be something that would help you in that situation.
06:39and I bought an escape hammer.
06:43LAUGHTER
06:44The red part is the hammer itself.
06:46Yeah.
06:46The bit at the end slices through your seat belt,
06:49cos that's a problem.
06:50Wow.
06:50You get locked in.
06:51And the bit at the end can tap out your windscreen.
06:55You are welcome.
06:57APPLAUSE
07:01It's a very pessimistic thing to take with you, isn't it?
07:04It's not, I think it's positive.
07:06If it was pessimistic, I would just be like,
07:07Oh, well, dead now.
07:10LAUGHTER
07:11Oh, Christ.
07:12Yeah.
07:12Difficult to judge?
07:13Well, one of them isn't difficult.
07:15Ah.
07:17LAUGHTER
07:17Give me your one point.
07:20And then, obviously, Captain Ahoy,
07:22two points.
07:25I must give Dara three points.
07:27Right. Fern with four points.
07:28OK.
07:28Sarah Millican, five points.
07:30There we go.
07:30Sarah Millican, five points.
07:31APPLAUSE
07:34Let's have a task proper, then, shall we?
07:36OK.
07:36We begin this one in the garage.
07:38Oh!
07:40LAUGHTER
07:40MUSIC
07:41MUSIC
07:42MUSIC
07:45MUSIC
07:52Yo!
07:53Is that Alex Horner-Malone eating corn at the crack of dawn?
07:57LAUGHTER
07:58Oi, oi, oi!
08:00Oh!
08:01Whoa!
08:02Bloody hell!
08:05Choose a room.
08:06And a weapon.
08:08Then away further instructions.
08:11Choose a room in the Taskmaster house.
08:13And a weapon.
08:15Right, let's have a look.
08:21Shed, lab, kitchen, living room, loo, caravan.
08:26The weapons are...
08:28A frying pan.
08:28A belt.
08:29A high heel shoe.
08:30A staple gone.
08:32Cactus.
08:33I'm going to go for the traditional frying pan.
08:36OK.
08:37In...
08:37The lab.
08:40Oh, there's no hiding places.
08:42In...
08:43The living room.
08:45And I'm going to go with the frying pan in the warmest room in the house.
08:50The living room.
08:52I've got a fried pan.
08:53It's got a good swing on it.
08:54And I've got a good living room, please, Alex.
08:56I choose kitchen and cactus.
08:59Can I ask you why?
09:00I like being in the kitchen.
09:02And then I picked the cactus instead of the frying pan, because I want it to be unpredictable.
09:08I'll go with the belt.
09:09Mm-hmm.
09:10And I think I'm going to go in...
09:13Er...
09:14Well, again, if I'm being attacked, I have to, you know, really main whoever's attacking me.
09:21I need to be, like, contained.
09:24I'm going to go with the caravan.
09:27OK.
09:33Good.
09:34So, most people opting for a frying pan in the living room.
09:37Mm-hmm.
09:37But John Kearns being the only person who seems to think that this task might involve, and I quote,
09:42maiming someone.
09:44LAUGHTER
09:45I did think we'd be maiming someone, to be fair.
09:47Yes.
09:48Let's see if there's any maiming involved.
09:50OK.
09:50Well, first up, we're going to start with the lounge lizards.
09:52It's Munya, Sarah and Dara.
09:55Ha-ha!
09:56What dangers awaits?
10:00Oh, no.
10:03Oh!
10:05OK.
10:06This was a bad choice.
10:11I guess I've got a fair of balloons popping.
10:14I'm either supposed to burst them all, or not burst any.
10:17So, let's assume not burst any till we get to it.
10:20Ah!
10:23Oh, well, there you go.
10:24Pop 99 red balloons.
10:26You must use your weapon to pop your 99 red balloons.
10:30Shout, stop it, when you think you've popped precisely 99 red balloons.
10:35Fastest, fastest wins!
10:37Your time starts now.
10:39If I shout out the number, you'd do, like, a five-bar gate for me?
10:43I'd like it. Is that OK?
10:44I'd love doing five-bar gates.
10:45I could see that about you.
10:46Yeah, I did that when I was in prison.
10:48OK.
10:49OK.
10:51Ah!
10:54Oh, no!
10:56Oh, Jesus.
10:59Jesus!
11:02Here we go.
11:03One, two, three!
11:06Ah!
11:08Seven.
11:09Nine.
11:11Seven.
11:12One, three.
11:17And he's just done.
11:18Do you want an earplugs, man?
11:19Huh?
11:20Do you want an earplugs?
11:21I can't hear you, Alex.
11:22OK.
11:22Oh, you made me lose count!
11:24Ah!
11:27Am I 60?
11:28Do I think I'm 60?
11:29Yes, do the gates.
11:30I know there's exactly 99 in here.
11:3785, 86, 87, 88, 88...
11:41Come on!
11:4288, 89, 88...
11:46Stop it!
11:48That was full-on, Dara.
11:52You want to do something at the end?
11:53Oh!
11:55Oh, stop it! I've stopped the clock. Thank you, Sarah.
12:01Stop it!
12:03I think I did really well.
12:04Yeah.
12:12Monia, when I was at school,
12:14there was always a kid at school
12:15who, when you played Army, was just playing it on his own, really.
12:20It was playing, like, the storming forces and the victims,
12:23so he's going...
12:28That's you, Monia.
12:30He's got a genuine balloon-popping phobia, though,
12:32so he did surmount that for this challenge.
12:34Have you really?
12:35Yeah.
12:36I was like, you know what?
12:36This isn't just a task anymore.
12:38This is personal development.
12:41Yeah.
12:41And he burst all the balloons in that room.
12:43Did he?
12:44Yeah.
12:45Another 99, though.
12:46There were 111 in that room.
12:48Oh.
12:49By stark contrast, Sarah,
12:51you made a conscious decision that you were going to do this physical task
12:54whilst not leaving the comfort of the sofa.
12:58The reason I chose the living room is because it was lovely and warm and comfy.
13:00I'm not going to not sit on the sofa for a bit of it.
13:03It was absolutely joyous.
13:05You look like you're having a lovely time.
13:06Dara, I think, took it a bit more seriously.
13:08Oh, I went hell for leather.
13:09Yeah.
13:10Fuck those balloons.
13:14At the very end, there's a still of you where you look like a Roman warrior
13:19who's just come from the battle.
13:24If you're 100 years, there's going to be a statue of that somewhere.
13:28He was so quick.
13:29He did it in 3 minutes 20 compared to 5 minutes 2 for Sarah
13:33Not terribly slow but 9 minutes 25 for Munya
13:36What?
13:38Unfortunately Munya didn't do what we asked him to do.
13:40Vou mostrar você algo mais?
13:41Isso não parece muito bom
13:4385, 86, 87, 88, 88
13:47Come on
13:4888, 89, 80
13:52Você está devendo ser coitado com mim?
13:54Traito!
13:56Sim, você disse para fazer o 5 por Gates, e eu fiz isso
13:59E aí eu não sei o que fazer, e eu não sei o que fazer, e você não fez isso
14:02E você não fez isso
14:04E parece que, um, nós encontramos o vítimo
14:13only two people left
14:14It's Fern, with a cactus, in the kitchen
14:16which is lovely to say
14:17and John, in the caravan, with a belt
14:19Yuck, here's how they got on
14:28The clock has started, Fern
14:29Well, I'll just get going then
14:31OK
14:32Good luck
14:45That was more powerful than I thought
14:49I'll tell you how I'll count it
14:50By their little bums
14:521, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
14:568, 9, 10
14:5911, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 16, 17, 18, 18, 18, 18, 18
15:231, 2, 3
15:271, 2, 3
15:321, 2, 3
15:381, 2, 3
15:42Stop it. I've stopped the clock.
15:46APPLAUSE
15:50Fred? I think I've written this down correctly.
15:52You were holding the balloons by their little bums.
15:56The sort of anus part of the balloon.
16:01The bit we all put our lips to?
16:02Yes, yes.
16:04You were trying to count as you went along, but you went up, down,
16:07you went all over the place.
16:09So, yeah, you did, unfortunately, like Manya and Sarah,
16:12burst way too many balloons.
16:14Oh.
16:15John, I feel like with you we changed genre
16:17from Dara's epic film about a Roman warrior
16:20to just a horror film of just an awful lunatic in a caravan.
16:26There was one where a balloon rolled to the window
16:29and you came into shot and grabbed me.
16:33And I found myself going that poor balloon.
16:36What hope did it have?
16:41What a contrast in the two players as well,
16:43because they both said stop it at the end,
16:45but I think the two stop-its speak of the two individuals concerned.
16:49Here are the two stop-its.
16:51Stop it.
16:52Stop it!
16:53Stop it!
16:58There's no doubt about where most of the victims are going to be.
17:01Yeah.
17:01And that was a man who's been bursting one balloon every one and a half seconds.
17:05So he hit the target.
17:06He hit the target, as did Dara, so it's all about speed.
17:08Dara, three minutes, 20 to burst 99 balloons.
17:11John, two minutes, 29.
17:12You get five points!
17:16Just to summarise, it's five points to John, four to Dara,
17:18but unfortunately, zero to everyone else.
17:20I'm so sorry, Sarah.
17:23Can I see a scoreboard, please?
17:25We have joined leaders on seven points.
17:26It's Dara and John.
17:33Do you have a teen task waiting in the wings?
17:36Ooh, yes, I do.
17:37But shut up, please.
17:50Yo, yo.
17:51Ooh!
17:52Hello, Alex.
17:54What does it smell from here?
17:54Yo, Sarah, can you smell that?
17:56It smells a bit mad in here.
17:58Is it a bit pumpy?
17:59A bit party?
18:01It smells in here cos one of the contestants did something bad in here.
18:04Mmm, I can tell.
18:05It did a little pumpy.
18:07Don't talk about it.
18:08Nope.
18:08But you'll find out.
18:09Oof!
18:10Goddamn!
18:12Goddamn.
18:13Hello, Dara.
18:14Oh!
18:16Hello, Fern.
18:17Hi.
18:21And hello, John.
18:23Alex?
18:24So we've got a feather and we've got a pillow.
18:27Get this feather into the bath.
18:30You must not touch the feather,
18:32and the feather must not touch the ground.
18:34After the feather has left its cushion,
18:36it must not touch a single thing for more than five seconds in total.
18:41It must not touch a single thing for more than five seconds in total.
18:45The cushion must not leave the lab.
18:47If you make any mistake at all, Alex will blow his whistle and you must start all over again.
18:51Fastest wins, finally.
18:55You must not say any words at any point from now on.
19:02Just decide what you think,
19:03like, we say.
19:04Thank you.
19:12News to my vocabulary, Pumpey?
19:14Pumpey, no.
19:15Me too, no Pumpey.
19:15No, I didn't know, but I do know it now.
19:17We say Pumpey in Scotland.
19:19Yes, I think it's northern in Scotland.
19:21It has two meanings.
19:23It means farts, but it also means shagging.
19:25It means shagging and farting?
19:29So if you said to a friend,
19:31what did you get up to last night,
19:32and they went, ho, ho, ho, at a pumpy night,
19:35it could be tragic or glorious.
19:41Let's go.
19:42OK, well, let's start with a team of three.
19:43It's my mates Daz, Jaws and Fez.
19:45Here we go.
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20:06Please put it back on the cushion on the table, please, John.
20:20That was six seconds on there. Please put it back on the cushion.
20:23Ha!
20:37.
20:41Sorry about that. The feather has been in the dustpan for more than five seconds.
20:45Back we come.
20:46Oh, hi, Fern. Where have your team-mates gone?
20:50Oh...
20:51Here they come.
20:52Ah, lots of plates.
20:54.
21:07Have you lost the feather, Fern?
21:14That's a chicken.
21:16You know, it has feathers.
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22:35Não, não, não, não, não, não.
23:07Aplausos
23:09Aplausos
23:11Aplausos
23:11Um, let's talk about, uh, Father Lostgate
23:13And how...
23:14Oh, God!
23:16How you think you as a team coped with the loss of the father
23:19I think we coped really well
23:21There was a lot of resilience
23:22I don't know who lost it
23:26Was it?
23:27It might have been me
23:29Was it me?
23:30It was one of ours, anyway
23:34It's mad
23:34You could feel Dara's anger radiating out of him
23:38I could feel it through the screen
23:39Yeah
23:42I remember thinking I'd come up with quite a good system
23:45With the system of endless plates
23:47And that kept us going
23:50Wait, what?
23:51It wasn't a system of endless plates
23:52There were 12 plates
23:55So grand
23:58That's when I introduced
23:59The system
24:02Of endless plates
24:07Only the team of two left
24:08Only the team of two left
24:34It's...
24:45Are you looking for something on you?
24:50A leaf flower
24:51Do you look in the shed?
24:53It's probably in there
24:54Mm-mm
24:55Yeah, here you go
25:01Ah, some music?
25:02Come on
25:04Come, come, come, come
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26:08It's on its way, is it?
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26:21Is it in the bath?
26:22.
26:30Well, it got there.
26:32Did you enjoy Sarah finding the leaf blower?
26:34I was about to say it was absolutely my highlight of the whole attempt.
26:37Look at her little face.
26:39.
26:42What I wrote down is anyone who thinks that that leaf blower is going to be good in this task
26:48is mad.
26:51I thought that it was going to be hovering around and, you know, Sarah would be using the guitar to
26:58direct it.
26:58.
27:00That's what the guitar was for, for Sarah to just bat it in the right direction.
27:04Yes.
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27:04I was chief wafter.
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27:11Então, quando você chega em com a drainpipe e uma expressão de expressão em sua face...
27:15E é só, você sabe, é como uma bane, eu imagino.
27:18Você é só tipo, olha os seus lindos.
27:20Ok, vamos lá com os tubos.
27:24Então, eles fizeram a tinta.
27:25Eles fizeram a tinta, mas eles fizeram a tinta mais rápido que eles fizeram a tinta?
27:30Bem...
27:30O três clowns...
27:33...gotam a feira em a bath em 7 minutos e 45 minutos.
27:36Really?
27:37O que é oelaborante?
27:38Oh, 24 minutos e 25 minutos.
27:42COURTENES
27:44Apenas o tempo no sé.
27:48O que é?
27:50O que é que 24 minutos?
27:53O que é isso?
27:54Oh, meu Deus!
27:56Como devem ter tinta que, que?
27:58Se você não tinha tinta que ter tinta, não.
28:00Se vocês tinta tinta, nós não tinta tinta, nós não tinta tinta tinta.
28:03Tinta tinta tinta.
28:07Boa, ok, então dois pontos para a team de dois, cinco pontos para a team de três!
28:14O que é o next, Horn?
28:16Oh, é um...
28:17Bouncy, Bouncy, Fun Location Task.
28:33O que é o que é?
28:37Hello.
28:39Isso é enticing.
28:41Make an exercise ball touch Bernard.
28:47Bernard can't move.
28:49Who's Bernard?
28:51You may launch an exercise ball from behind the line.
28:54That line there.
28:57And may not touch any balls after each launch.
29:00Most balls actively involved in a successful launch wins.
29:06Your task ends when a ball touches Bernard or 15 minutes have elapsed.
29:12I hope Bernard's a puppy or something.
29:15Your time starts.
29:19Your time...
29:22...starts.
29:24I don't know who Bernard is.
29:26Who is Bernard?
29:28Ah!
29:30Oh, damn!
29:35It's a pretend man.
29:38Do you want to get one attempt to release a ball?
29:39As many as you want until you hit Bernard, all 50 minutes is up.
29:42Whatever ball hits him, the more balls it's hit on the way the better.
29:46So I can move all the balls so that when I hit one ball it...
29:50E aí, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, dada, pô!
29:58Aplausos
30:00Aplausos
30:01Aplausos
30:02Eu não sei se eu desenhará, mas eu encontrei Ferne's description de Ferne as a pretend man.
30:08É o que eles colocam em shop, não é?
30:12A pretend man.
30:13Sim, de claro.
30:13Oh, claro... Get the assistant to put some pretend men out.
30:17Let's play our clothes.
30:19Anyway, I think it's clear what we've got here.
30:21We've got a game of Bernard Snuka and anyone who doesn't understand it should just remember...
30:28Did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it!
30:30Boom!
30:33OK, we're going to kick off with Fern, Sarah and Dara.
30:37We're going to have the green as the launch ball.
30:39Lovely.
30:40E eu vou mover a resta
30:42...
30:42...
30:44...
30:46...
30:47...
30:47...
30:47...
30:47...
30:48...
30:48...
30:48...
30:49...
30:49...
30:50...
30:52Eu acho que não é a boa estratégia.
30:54Ok.
30:55Eu acho que se eu linee eles aqui, um deles tem que tocar, certo?
30:59É bom para mim.
31:03Você está vendo o trigo?
31:06Eu estou realmente, realmente, emocionado por isso.
31:09Ele parece muito pior para o quê?
31:11O que aconteceu com ele?
31:15Por isso?
31:16Porque está no meio no meio do meio, é um idiota.
31:20Oh, come on!
31:29Oh!
31:30Come on!
31:38No, não hit Bernard.
31:58Não.
32:02Não.
32:04Não.
32:05Não.
32:06Para o outro outro.
32:07Na, não.
32:10Não!
32:10Oh!
32:11Oh!
32:12Oh!
32:12Oh!
32:12Wait!
32:13Wait!
32:17Wait!
32:21Wait!
32:23Birmit!
32:24Boa noite! Boa noite!
32:26Boa noite!
32:28Boa noite!
32:29Tive a chance.
32:33Aqui está.
32:34Você tem dois.
32:34Isso é isso.
32:39Oh!
32:43Eu fiz isso!
32:55Come on!
32:56Oh?
32:59Rup!
33:00You've struck furnace.
33:02Thank you.
33:10Increasingly, I live to hear the victory noises that Dara Obrean makes during any of our tasks
33:15but I think the snooker one's my favourite so far.
33:18FURNISHED!
33:21Have you got some stats in one share?
33:23Yeah, well, you saw Sarah involve five balls, Dara eight balls,
33:26so they've both got scores on the board.
33:28Fern, I'm going to ask you what your strategy was here.
33:32I'm going to need you to tell me what that task was,
33:35cos I don't know what that was.
33:37Right, OK, so there was no strategy.
33:41It was entirely haphazard what she did, but she did it.
33:43Fern did get points, though.
33:45Yeah, she got four balls involved, it hit Bernard within the 15 minutes,
33:47everything's fine.
33:49Fine?
33:51Two people left, and their names are Munya and John.
33:55OK, question.
33:59Could you be a human shield?
34:02You can place me somewhere, I don't think I can be actively involved.
34:04OK, I can place you somewhere.
34:06Yeah? Mm-hm.
34:08All right, then.
34:09Can you lie there on your side like you're spooning,
34:12like your big spoon, Papa Spoon Alex?
34:17All right.
34:18All right.
34:20Boom.
34:23OK, good. Just stay like that.
34:32Two minutes, John.
34:34Yeah.
34:39Look at that ball control.
34:41Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock.
34:43Bang.
34:45Bang.
34:48Er...
34:48John Virgo.
34:50It really is just 40 seconds now, John.
34:52Good luck.
34:54Ha-ha!
34:59Whoa!
35:06Oh, nono!
35:12No, no, no!
35:16.
35:16.
35:16.
35:16.
35:16.
35:17.
35:23.
35:23.
35:29.
35:30.
35:30.
35:30Here we go, here we go, here we go.
35:32Okay, it's on its way.
35:35.
35:37Yes, that's a good throw.
35:38That is a very good throw.
35:40Right, Alex, get ready.
35:41Okay, release.
35:51Look at all those hits.
35:52.
35:54It's the planning for me.
35:56.
35:56.
36:05I grew up in the 70s,
36:06where we weren't allowed to have self-confidence.
36:08.
36:10And I really enjoy watching Munya,
36:12always, because he
36:14absolutely believes in himself.
36:17And by stark contrast, what I wrote down
36:19for John was shambles.
36:21.
36:22But how wrong I was.
36:25Yeah?
36:25He only had one attempt.
36:27He took 14 minutes 20 to set it up.
36:30Honestly, and he believed in his system.
36:32You had to do it within the quarter of an hour,
36:34and he did it the first time.
36:35Yeah, he set it up and it worked an absolute treat.
36:38Yeah.
36:38But Munya, as he saw, 15 balls, he laid them all out.
36:40It was wonderful.
36:41Do you want to see it one more time?
36:41Yeah, I do.
36:42Incredible.
36:44It's a good throw.
36:45That is a very good throw.
36:46Right, Alex, get ready.
36:48Okay, release.
36:49Release.
36:50Release.
36:57Yes!
36:59What you don't know can't hurt you.
37:27I don't want to believe any more.
37:29.
37:31Okay, what does that mean?
37:32What does that do to the scores?
37:34Well, it means that John gets the five points.
37:36Yeah.
37:36Yeah, and then Dara, four.
37:38Yeah.
37:38Sarah, three.
37:39Fern, two.
37:41And then Munya.
37:42Yeah?
37:43What are you going to do to him, Greg?
37:44I'm going to give him no points.
37:45No points.
37:46Oh!
37:47For five points, goes to John Kern.
37:53Okay, let's see a scoreboard, please, Alex.
37:56Okay, they're all on double figures except for Munya,
37:57who's only got three points.
37:59John is in the lead with 17.
38:05Okay, everyone, please make your way for the stage
38:08for the final task of the show!
38:18Who will lead the final task?
38:21Sarah Millican, begin.
38:24Okay.
38:27Blow an item the furthest on the nappet.
38:31If your item falls from the nappet, you are disqualified.
38:36The person who blows something the least far each round
38:39is eliminated unless someone is disqualified.
38:43You must all select your blowers and items for each round
38:46before any blowing commences,
38:48and you must not use the same blower or item twice.
38:51Last player stand and wins.
38:54They each have a whiteboard,
38:56so on the whiteboard you need to write down
38:57the four things you want to blow
38:59and the four things you want to blow them with.
39:00You've got five items to blow,
39:02and that is a beach ball,
39:03an air ball,
39:04a golf ball,
39:05a ping pong ball,
39:05and a pee.
39:08You have five items to blow with.
39:09You've got some bellows,
39:11a recorder,
39:11a whoopee cushion,
39:13a straw,
39:14and just for you,
39:15Sarah Millican,
39:16a leaf blow.
39:17LAUGHTER
39:24All right, we're ready.
39:25It's Dara first.
39:27Cold champion.
39:28Let's see what he's...
39:28Let's see if he's still got it.
39:31LAUGHTER
39:35APPLAUSE
39:40Ooh, that is lovely.
39:43Textbox!
40:00There we go.
40:01Well done, friend.
40:04John!
40:08Oh, shit!
40:14Cairns is gone.
40:16Come on, yeah.
40:20That's Pete.
40:21Oh, that is Pete.
40:23Thank you.
40:26Thank you.
40:32I come at the air all,
40:33so it doesn't...
40:34It'd be awful if you choke on a recorder.
40:38LAUGHTER
40:40LAUGHTER
40:40LAUGHTER
40:43LAUGHTER
40:44LAUGHTER
40:44LAUGHTER
40:45LAUGHTER
40:45Yes!
40:45What a good one!
40:47The peas have all made it through.
40:49Cairns is...
40:50OK, round two.
40:54Oh!
40:57Oh!
40:58He...
40:58He legislated for the banks, I think.
41:01Oh!
41:02Oh!
41:04Oh!
41:05Oh!
41:05Oh!
41:06Oh!
41:06Oh!
41:07Oh!
41:10Oh!
41:20Shit!
41:21Oh!
41:22Oh, that is actually alright.
41:23Is it?
41:25Is it?
41:25That's tilting to the side!
41:27That tilts!
41:30Sorry.
41:30Fair.
41:31OK, Monia.
41:33Do you want to just kick it like you did the ball the other time?
41:35Yeah.
41:37LAUGHTER
41:38LAUGHTER
41:43APPLAUSE
41:44Power of a thousand ancestors.
41:48LAUGHTER
41:48LAUGHTER
41:54Maybe...
41:55Maybe try a few more ancestors.
41:57LAUGHTER
42:01It's off.
42:02It's off.
42:03Oh, hello.
42:07Yeah!
42:10Right then, Sarah.
42:12Sick of blowing on balls.
42:15LAUGHTER
42:17That's it.
42:18That's it.
42:19There we go.
42:21It's travelling.
42:22It's travelling.
42:22It's travelling.
42:23Oh!
42:25Oh!
42:27Oh!
42:28Bye-bye!
42:29Bye-bye!
42:30Oh!
42:31Oh!
42:34So, Dara is the only one left standing.
42:36Come down.
42:37Let's hear that.
42:38That's the final score!
42:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:46Good boy with points.
42:47Good boy with answers.
42:49Yes.
42:49Well, Dara was the last player standing,
42:51and I think we can see his final puff one more time.
42:55Oh, lovely.
43:05What was that thing you said about the...
43:08Well, you know, cos I...
43:10The ball obviously went cos I'm blowing air at it.
43:14I'm afraid, Dara,
43:15that all evidence points to the fact
43:16that you did make contact with the ball.
43:17That's the end of it.
43:19So, because Dara has also failed round two,
43:21John gets one point,
43:22everyone else gets five points!
43:24Right!
43:25APPLAUSE
43:30John Kearns was in the lead in this episode,
43:33but he came last in that task.
43:35Oh, ahoy!
43:37LAUGHTER
43:39Yes, he's lost his tail a tad.
43:41Dara Breen wins the episode with 21 points!
43:43There it is!
43:45Dara Breen has won Show Seven.
43:48Dara Breen!
43:48Please, both up to the stage
43:50and collect your worthy prizes!
43:55So, what have we learnt today?
43:57We've learnt that if we're going to survive as a species,
44:00we need to put all of our faith in the younger generation.
44:02And we can,
44:03because of great people like Greta Thunberg and Malala,
44:06inspiring so many people around the globe.
44:09And Munya Chihuahua, of course,
44:11who drives around with one hand on the wheel
44:13with a balance game in the other,
44:14and who cheated at a bouncy ball gym task
44:16with a pretend man called Bernard.
44:19That's all for Seven.
44:20But not all for tonight's winner, of course.
44:23It's Dara Breen!
44:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:50APPLAUSE
44:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:56MUSIC
44:56MUSIC
44:57MUSIC
44:57MUSIC
44:57MUSIC
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