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00:02You should never trust family photos.
00:06They are designed to be misleading.
00:08A mother's bright smile may hide a lifetime of disappointment.
00:14A son's sweet expression could conceal boundless rage.
00:20A daughter's sedate pose might obscure years of unladylike behavior.
00:27And as for that father with the air of dignity, there's always the chance.
00:32He has another family elsewhere.
00:38I don't know what to say.
00:39Well, I'm not surprised. It's a shocking bit of news to say the least.
00:44So you're my brother? Half-brother, to be precise.
00:49I can't believe this.
00:51Andrew, you have every right to be upset.
00:53Your father should have told us about this years ago, but please don't be angry with Sam.
00:58It's not his fault.
01:00I'm fine. I just need to be by myself for a while.
01:04Of course, we understand.
01:07If you don't mind, I'll hug you later.
01:10Take your time.
01:13Well, he certainly handled that better than I expected.
01:16When the shock wears off, I think we'll end up good friends.
01:19And wait till you meet Danielle.
01:21Her flight comes in tomorrow, and I just know the two of you are really going to hit it off.
01:25Don't you agree, Orson?
01:28Uh, yes. I'm sure.
01:30Sam, would you mind locking up the test kitchen?
01:33Happy to.
01:35Again, thank you for everything.
01:44So, when did you speak to Danielle?
01:46Oh, an hour ago, and she was just as stunned as Andrew.
01:50But when I said I was going to have a little dinner for Sam, she was determined to be here.
01:53Well, you certainly wasted no time welcoming Sam to the family.
01:57Why not? That skeleton's been kept in the closet long enough.
02:00Oh, I understand.
02:01And I agree that Andrew and Danielle should try to make a connection to Sam.
02:05He's their blood relative.
02:06I'm just not sure why you're so excited by it.
02:10Excited?
02:11I'm ashamed.
02:13Ashamed?
02:14Rex kept that boy in the shadows for years.
02:16I can't look at Sam without feeling overwhelming guilt.
02:20But you have nothing to feel guilty for.
02:22Doesn't matter.
02:23Rex is gone, and someone needs to make it up to him.
02:26He is a Vandekamp, and I'm going to see to it that he is treated like one.
02:31Yes.
02:33Be careful when looking at family photos.
02:37Like certain members of the family, they are not to be trusted.
02:46Every year, Oak Ridge Private School held a fundraising drive.
02:51Students were asked to sell $3 bars of chocolate.
02:56Whoever sold the most would receive a prize.
02:59Of course, for someone to win, someone else had to lose.
03:07Hey! Jay, have you gone in and gotten your candy yet?
03:10No.
03:11Well, you better hurry up, because I already saw some kids selling candy outside.
03:15It doesn't matter.
03:17Why not?
03:17Because I'm not going to win.
03:19I never win anything.
03:22You promised him he'd win?
03:24He was about to cry.
03:25What was I supposed to say?
03:27How about, if at first you don't succeed, try, try again?
03:29He tries all the time.
03:31He never wins anything.
03:33He's horrible at sports.
03:34He's lousy at card games.
03:36Let us not forget his humiliation at that spelling bee.
03:40Why did he think Kayak had a cue in it?
03:43My point is that I want him to feel good about himself.
03:47Every child should win something at least once.
03:51See?
03:51You win everything.
03:53I know what it's like to lose.
03:56Dear God, not the jump rope competition.
03:58It was sixth grade, and there was a jump rope competition.
04:01It was down to me and Barbara Briscoe.
04:04She had asthma, and it was dandelion season, and her eyes were swollen,
04:08and she was jumping blind until her mom gave her an antihistamine shot,
04:15which is technically a steroid, and she was juiced.
04:24So are you going to be supportive or not?
04:27Yes, I will.
04:29If you promise to never tell that story again.
04:40Was good?
04:42If I had any government secrets, they'd be yours.
04:45Come here, I'm sorry, I need to get the laundry.
04:49Hold one second.
04:50I have yet to get decent.
04:57Got me?
04:58Thanks.
04:59Huh, I thought I made that bed this morning.
05:02Um, I, um, big nap.
05:06Feel much better.
05:13Yeah, I bet you do.
05:18Well, I will see you downstairs.
05:24Man, that was close.
05:26Aw, crap.
05:27Your father and I told you no sleeping together in this house,
05:31and here you are openly defying us.
05:33Well, not openly.
05:34We were hoping to get away with it.
05:35That is not funny.
05:37Your 11-year-old sister is in the next room.
05:39I don't want you setting that kind of example.
05:42Dude.
05:43Look out.
05:44Mom's back from the store.
05:48Oh.
05:49Uh, this is what I was looking for.
05:51I better get dressed.
05:53Preston!
05:54Preston!
05:54Get back here!
05:58I don't want a repeat of this, Irina.
06:00Do you understand?
06:02Why don't you just speak truth?
06:06If Preston was seeing another girl,
06:08you would not much care.
06:10You just don't like me.
06:14That is not true.
06:16I'm still getting to know you,
06:18and I am sure that over time
06:20I will come to think of you as a valued member of our...
06:24Oh, here's what I was looking for.
06:31Well, you were right.
06:33That was more refreshing than taking a nap.
06:36I told you.
06:40Uh, honey?
06:42Yeah?
06:42Don't dress in front of the window.
06:44I'm afraid of what your body could do to Roy's heart.
06:46Whoops.
06:49Did you ever call him back?
06:51Yeah, this morning.
06:52Mrs. McCluskey had her surgery,
06:54and apparently she's cancer-free,
06:55so Roy's throwing a party to celebrate.
06:57Oh, that's so sweet.
06:59I hope you told him we'll be there.
07:01Can we talk about that?
07:04I told him we'd go,
07:06but I don't think we should go together.
07:10Hmm.
07:11What do you mean?
07:11Well, it's just...
07:12Except for Susan,
07:14people don't really know what's going on with us.
07:15Hey, you know what's funny?
07:18Neither do I.
07:20So, what is going on between us?
07:23I mean, are we friends with benefits?
07:25Are we just dating?
07:26What?
07:30Do we have to put a label on it?
07:33No, I just...
07:36I just wonder how you're feeling.
07:37I really like you.
07:40That's how I feel.
07:42Can't there be enough for now?
07:44It could be.
07:46But it could also be pretty wonderful
07:48to let people know how happy we make each other.
07:52Uh...
07:52I don't know.
07:54Hey.
07:55I was right about the nap.
08:03Hello, ladies!
08:04Hide the boos.
08:04We have a guest.
08:05Hey, Juanita.
08:07Okay, hit it.
08:08Hi.
08:09My name is Juanita Solis,
08:11and I'm in the third grade.
08:12You're losing him.
08:13Get to the pitch.
08:14Won't you support me?
08:16I'm selling candy so I can stay in school
08:18and not end up on the street selling drugs.
08:22I'll take it from here.
08:24It's a fundraiser.
08:25Three bucks a bar.
08:26Whip out your wallets.
08:27Well, I'd hate to see Juanita on crack,
08:29so I'll buy one.
08:29Me too.
08:30Do you have caramel?
08:31One lousy bar.
08:32Ladies, it's a contest.
08:33Juanita plans to win.
08:35Come on.
08:36Need I remind you of all the crap I bought
08:37from your kids over the years?
08:39And I do mean crap.
08:40Not like this quality processed sugar
08:42I am peddling today.
08:44Juanita, MJ is playing in the other room.
08:46Why don't you go join him?
08:48Here's the thing.
08:50Before you got here,
08:51Bree and Lynette agreed to buy eight bars from MJ.
08:54It's okay.
08:55They can buy from Juanita too.
08:57Well, it's a little more complicated than that.
08:59See, MJ is having a bit of a self-esteem crisis lately
09:03and he feels like he's on a losing streak,
09:06so I really, really need him to win this one.
09:10You understand, right?
09:12Of course.
09:14I understand, I just don't care.
09:16Excuse me?
09:17Juanita's having a crisis of her own.
09:19She's new to Oak Ridge
09:20and she's having trouble making new friends.
09:21As you know, the winner gets a big party and they can invite whoever they want,
09:25which could go a long way in helping her fit in.
09:28You understand, right?
09:30Sure.
09:32Of course.
09:35It's just he's never won anything before.
09:38She has no friends.
09:44So, what are we doing?
09:46Well, it seems to me if we buy the same amount from both of you,
09:50it'll just be a wash, right?
09:51So, really, we don't need to buy any at all.
09:57Get out of your wallet.
10:04I was so shocked to hear you had lung cancer.
10:07I didn't even know you smoked.
10:08I didn't.
10:09That's the thing.
10:10People think you have to be a smoker to get it, but you don't.
10:13A girl your age was having the same surgery I had,
10:16never smoked a day in her life.
10:17You could be that girl, Gabby.
10:21Let's get a drink.
10:22You know, since we're dying anyway.
10:26Now, remember.
10:28We're not a couple.
10:29I know.
10:29We're on a covert lesbian mission.
10:31I'm sorry.
10:32I just want people not to figure out we're together.
10:34It'll blow their minds.
10:35Oh, please.
10:37You stabbed yourself and blamed Mike and this will blow their minds.
10:40Hey, ladies.
10:41Hey, Tom.
10:42Having fun?
10:43Best cancer party ever.
10:45Listen, I was talking to Karen's doctor.
10:48You made quite the impression on him.
10:52Me?
10:52Yeah.
10:53He begged me to introduce you.
10:55Do you mind?
10:56Why would I?
10:57We're only roommates.
11:01And here's your change.
11:02Enjoy.
11:03Hey!
11:04Willy Wonka.
11:06Selling candy at an I Survived Cancer party?
11:09Techie.
11:10Chocolate is filled with antioxidants, which, as we all know, fight disease.
11:14So, you could say that I just saved a life.
11:17You're right.
11:18The competition is between the kids.
11:20They're supposed to be doing the selling, not the parents.
11:22Gabby.
11:23Speedo season is a month away and you have the nerve to sell this to my husband?
11:33He was a doctor. He was a surgeon.
11:35Oh!
11:36Yeah.
11:38I always knew I'd go to med school.
11:39You know, that incredible feeling of helping people.
11:42Plus, they give you that little pad and you can write any prescription you want.
11:46Beautiful and laughs at my jokes.
11:48Two more cocktails and I may be proposing.
11:51Hi.
11:52Sorry to interrupt.
11:53Can I talk to you for a minute?
11:54Will you excuse me, David?
11:57And she never smoked a day in her life.
11:59You could be that girl, Lee.
12:03Look, it's one thing to hide our relationship.
12:05It's another to flirt with a man right in my face.
12:07I wasn't flirting.
12:08He was flirting with me.
12:10I saw your face.
12:11You were enjoying it.
12:12Okay.
12:13Hey, listen up, everyone.
12:14I just want to thank you all for coming and to say to Karen,
12:18thank God you're all right, baby.
12:20Woohoo!
12:21Thanks, everybody.
12:23And I also want to thank the big guy upstairs.
12:26Now, if we could all take a moment to remember the people who weren't as lucky as I was.
12:33Are you gay or straight?
12:35I don't know.
12:36Just because I enjoy having sex with you doesn't make me a lesbian.
12:45Look at this.
12:46I wonder what Rex would say if he saw us here all together.
12:50Probably who's the guy in a wheelchair.
12:53So, Sam, Mom tells me you got some fancy degree.
12:56His MBA, which he earned while working two jobs and nursing his sick mother.
13:00I just did what I had to do.
13:02Don't be so modest.
13:03He also spent his summer in Micronesia helping to dig wells.
13:06It was challenging, but I really wanted to work with the poor.
13:09Sounds like my first job.
13:11You worked in the food court at the mall.
13:13The outlet mall?
13:15Trust me, I know what it's like to work with poor people.
13:18They're always late.
13:20Rex and I always hoped the children would take an interest in working with those less fortunate, but-
13:25We saw an opportunity to disappoint them once again and we grabbed it.
13:32So, my father was interested in charity work.
13:34What else?
13:35Oh, so many things.
13:36Travel, history, the arts.
13:39Oh, he especially loved music.
13:41Really? Me too.
13:43I play the guitar.
13:44You do?
13:45Stay right there.
14:05That was lovely.
14:07I'm really rusty.
14:08Yeah, I could hear that.
14:10This is pretty cool.
14:11I'm actually playing my dad's guitar.
14:14It's just been sitting in that closet for years, gathering dust.
14:17In fact, why don't you keep it?
14:19What?
14:20What?
14:21Why not?
14:22You should have something to remember your father by.
14:24Oh, wait a minute.
14:25What if I want it?
14:26What if Danielle wants it?
14:28I don't want it.
14:29Don't you have a flight to catch?
14:31Andrew, you've never shown any interest in that thing.
14:33It's my dad's guitar.
14:34I'm plenty interested.
14:35But you don't even play.
14:36I do so.
14:38I took lessons, okay?
14:41Well, by all means.
14:44We'd love to hear.
14:51Jingle bells.
14:53Jingle bell.
14:55Jingle.
14:58All the way.
15:02Oh, what fun.
15:04What fun indeed.
15:05Now, would you please give Sam the guitar?
15:07No.
15:09If Andrew wants it that badly...
15:11He doesn't care about the guitar.
15:13He's just being unreasonable.
15:14You're giving out my dad's stuff to a total stranger and I'm unreasonable?
15:18Sam is a member of this family.
15:20Now give him the guitar.
15:21Hey, I've got an idea.
15:23Why don't we split it?
15:38I must apologize.
15:40My presence here is clearly causing unhappiness.
15:42I think I should go.
15:44No need to apologize.
15:45You have behaved with the utmost dignity in the face of unthinkable rudeness.
15:54Yeah, I know.
15:55He's the perfect son.
15:58Problem is, he's not yours.
16:08So, we talking yet?
16:19Geez, Ange.
16:20What the hell?
16:21I'm getting bored of the silent treatment.
16:23So you might as well shoot me.
16:29You had no right to tell her.
16:30I know my mom, Nick.
16:32There was no other way she was letting go of Danny.
16:34So we over this?
16:34Because if not, I would really prefer a bullet in my head.
16:37It used to be just you, me and Patrick knew.
16:40Now your mom.
16:41What if he finds out?
16:42She is not gonna tell him.
16:44Ange, I love that boy.
16:46I was the one in the delivery room.
16:48I was the first one to hold him, even before you.
16:51I know.
16:52I cannot let him find out from somebody else.
16:54I have got to tell him.
16:55No.
16:56You are his father.
16:57You gave up your life to protect him.
17:00You're the only father he needs to know about.
17:08Maybe you're right.
17:12Now please, get this the hell out of here, huh?
17:15Before someone gets hurt.
17:19I mean, I didn't think you'd do it, but...
17:22I'm not stupid.
17:28Hello?
17:29Patrick Logan.
17:30Just got into town.
17:31I was hoping to drop by, you know, for the information.
17:36How about tomorrow night?
17:38See you then.
17:39Oh, and I've got a case of selective Alzheimer's, so don't forget the cash.
17:49Hey, Tina, it's Susan Bremmer.
17:51I know it's been a long time, not since graduation.
17:54So, listen, do you remember the night that you got caught streaking and I had to bail you out of
17:58jail and you said you owed me one?
18:01Well, I hope you like chocolate.
18:03What?
18:05Is that Mrs. Solis?
18:13Tina, I'm gonna have to call you back.
18:15Oh, my God.
18:19Is she selling candy?
18:21Among other things.
18:23I'm gonna lose this contest, aren't I?
18:26No, you're gonna win.
18:28Because Mommy's done playing fair.
18:29Here.
18:33Hey.
18:35Uh, Irina and I were talking and we feel really bad about yesterday.
18:39Look, uh, we don't want to come down too hard on you guys.
18:42We're just not comfortable having a couple of unmarried kids sleeping together in our house.
18:48You understand?
18:49Oh, yes.
18:50That is why Preston must tell you something now.
18:53Irina and I have decided to get our own apartment.
18:57What?
18:57That way it'll be our place and we can do whatever we want.
19:00No.
19:00No, no, no.
19:02We're getting married in six months anyway.
19:04Why not?
19:04Why not?
19:06Lynette?
19:07You wanna take this one?
19:09I think it's a terrific idea.
19:13They're not kids anymore.
19:15They're old enough to make this decision.
19:17Thank you, Lynette.
19:18It's good to know we have your support.
19:22See you later.
19:23Okay.
19:25Have fun.
19:27What are you doing?
19:28We're supposed to pull them apart and not push them together.
19:31Do you remember that apartment we moved into when we were saving for this house?
19:35That dump?
19:36Yeah.
19:37It was the size of a closet.
19:38Uh-huh.
19:38You remember how we treated each other?
19:40I remember a lot of yelling and throwing stuff.
19:44God.
19:44There were a few times I was afraid that we were gonna...
19:46Break up?
19:51Lynette.
19:52Uh-huh.
19:52You are devious and evil and I have never been more in love with you.
20:01Susan Delfino, you are so busted!
20:03Gabby, what are you doing here?
20:04Alice Gibson taught me what you were up to, but I couldn't believe you would sink so low.
20:09I don't know what you're talking about.
20:11Okay, folks.
20:12Uh, we're on a break.
20:13Somebody's gotta take their meds.
20:15No, not yet.
20:16Not yet.
20:16Will you stop at nothing to win this competition?
20:18Oh, that's funny coming from you.
20:21Me?
20:21I have nothing to be ashamed of.
20:23Well, let me jog your memory.
20:24Construction site.
20:25Cold wind.
20:25No bra.
20:28Oh, you saw that.
20:29Oh, yeah.
20:30Didn't I not tell you how important this was to MJ?
20:32Yes, and I told you about Juanita.
20:34But apparently, your son's problems are more important than anybody else's.
20:37That is not what I'm saying.
20:38Whatever.
20:38We are done here.
20:40Oh, and just so you know, I am taking the gloves off.
20:44Well, why not?
20:45You've taken off everything else.
20:47Candy for sale!
20:48Help a young boy walk again.
20:56Hi, Catherine.
20:58I haven't seen you since the party. How you doing?
21:00Still humiliated. Thanks for asking.
21:03Oh, come on. It wasn't that bad.
21:07My sex life was laid bare for the entire neighborhood.
21:11What could be worse?
21:13Let's see.
21:14You could have thrown a party to celebrate getting over cancer
21:16and had a couple of lesbians steal your thunder.
21:19Sorry about that.
21:21But it's not funny knowing everyone is out there judging me.
21:25Let me ask you something.
21:27Do you really like this girl?
21:30I don't know.
21:34I think I might.
21:36Then why do you give a damn what anyone else thinks?
21:39People just stop seeing me as the crazy lady on the street.
21:42I'm not ready for them to start seeing me as the middle-aged lesbian, okay?
21:44Well, if you care that much about what people think, you've got two choices.
21:49Dump the girl or move someplace where people don't gossip, if such a place exists.
21:56Not much of a choice.
21:58That's what I'm trying to tell you.
22:02Oh.
22:03I get it.
22:07Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
22:08Break it up.
22:09This is how rumors get started.
22:17What smells so good?
22:19That's borscht.
22:20Borscht!
22:20Arena's making dinner.
22:22You kids have been so busy looking for your apartment.
22:25We've hardly seen you the last couple of days.
22:26Yeah, you find something you like.
22:28Put down a deposit on a place yesterday.
22:30Wow!
22:33Don't be freaked out about the size.
22:35You two will have so much fun that you won't even notice how small it is.
22:39It's not small.
22:40Three bedrooms and the balcony.
22:43How are you going to afford a three-bedroom apartment while you're going to college?
22:47You tell them.
22:48I said first.
22:51Tell us what?
22:52Well, you're right.
22:53We can't afford anything nice on our budget.
22:54So, I'm going to put off college and get a job.
23:01Say something.
23:03Are you sure you thought this thing through?
23:05Because, you know, you need to have a college education to get a good job.
23:08I already got a good job.
23:09You did. Where?
23:10The meat packing plant.
23:11I'm a gutter.
23:14A gutter?
23:15Well, I'm the guy who scoops out all the-
23:17Dad, yeah, I know what it is.
23:18Well, did you know I get paid 14 bucks an hour, plus benefits?
23:22Seriously?
23:23What is it, a union job?
23:24Those jobs are hard to get.
23:26Huh.
23:26You probably get a discount on steaks, too.
23:27Your son just announced that he's giving up college so he can be the guy in charge of guts.
23:33And all you can say is, oh boy, free meat?
23:34This is a good job.
23:36The money is a lot.
23:37What is the problem?
23:39Maybe in Russia it's every mother's dream for her son to see what the inside of a cow looks like,
23:45but not in my home.
23:46You could be a doctor, you could be a lawyer.
23:49Why are you so intent on throwing your life away?
23:52Huh.
23:53He is going to support his wife.
23:55That is what men do for women they love.
23:57He's not in love.
23:59He's blinded by a piece of self-serving Euro trash who would sell her own mother for a pair of
24:05designer jeans.
24:07No!
24:28Hey.
24:29Thanks.
24:30What's with the bike?
24:32Eddie thinks he can give me a couple shifts down at the coffee shop.
24:35Ben, since you guys are too cheap to buy me a car.
24:39First job!
24:40Hey, look at you.
24:42Mhm.
24:44What happened to my little boy?
24:46I grew up.
24:48That's kind of the way it works.
24:49No, I know.
24:50I know.
24:50It's just...
24:53You never think it's going to go as fast as it does.
24:56You're so busy just getting through the day you don't realize they're starting to add up.
25:05What's wrong?
25:06What?
25:07What do you mean?
25:07Oh, you got that look that says I got something to tell you and it ain't going to be pretty.
25:12Yeah, well, you know me, right?
25:14Of course I do.
25:15You're my dad.
25:22You're my dad.
25:23So what's up?
25:27You're right.
25:28I hate me bad.
25:30Huh?
25:34Nothing.
25:35Forget about it.
25:36Work on your bike.
25:38Hey.
25:42Congrats on the job.
25:51Who is it?
25:52Patrick Logan.
25:59Hope you like roses.
26:06I'm sorry I couldn't get an address or anything.
26:09You got me everything I needed.
26:11Good.
26:13So...
26:15Then I guess.
26:17Ah.
26:18Of course.
26:27I know you've been looking for Angie for a long time, but there's not going to be any trouble, right?
26:34Trouble?
26:35Well, you're not going to, like, hurt her or anything.
26:38She took something of mine.
26:40I want it back.
26:43Okay.
26:44It...
26:45It's just...
26:46I like rose.
26:47And I don't ever want to hear that something bad's happened to a kid.
26:54You should get that money through the bank.
26:57This place doesn't seem very safe to me.
26:59What are you talking about?
27:00Look at all those locks.
27:02Yeah.
27:03But what if someone were to come up this fire escape?
27:06Well, that window's always locked.
27:09You think that's going to stop them?
27:19What are you doing?
27:21They reach through.
27:22Unlock the window.
27:27And now you're in trouble.
27:36May I speak to you?
27:38How will this conversation end? With beef stroganoff on my head?
27:41I am sorry.
27:42Please do forgive.
27:44I want us to be friends.
27:46Really?
27:48Think how hard it is for Preston.
27:50God in the middle between our fighting, when he wants us to love each other only.
27:55Yes?
27:57I don't want to put Preston in the middle.
27:59But I am his mother, and I will fight for his best interest till the day I die.
28:03You mean you will fight me?
28:06Yeah.
28:07You understand English just fine.
28:09Now you should understand.
28:12I told Preston I want to move up wedding to next week.
28:16And he said yes.
28:17Next week?
28:18The wedding is not for another six months.
28:21We cannot wait that long.
28:22It is too hard for Preston to choose between a mother and a girlfriend.
28:27So, once I am his wife, choice will be much easier.
28:31No.
28:31No, you can't do this.
28:33You met each other six weeks ago.
28:35Preston barely knows you.
28:36But you do, yes?
28:38You think you know all about me.
28:40And in much less time than that...
28:46There.
28:47From one Mrs. Cava to another.
28:54I found some of your father's old yearbooks up in the attic.
28:58I thought you might enjoy looking at them.
29:01He played football?
29:02Yes, and he was student body president.
29:05So what else can you tell me about him?
29:07Even my mom didn't really know him that well.
29:11He was...
29:13Incredibly smart.
29:15Funny.
29:18And so graceful.
29:24What's wrong?
29:27I just never get to talk about Rex anymore.
29:29Since I remarried, it just doesn't seem appropriate.
29:33I hadn't realized...
29:37How much I miss him.
29:40Well, you can talk to me about him anytime you want.
29:46You have his smile.
29:58What are you doing out here?
30:01Uh...
30:01Mostly kicking myself.
30:04Can't believe how I acted at dinner.
30:06Well, it was a fraught situation.
30:09It was bound to be some sort of scene.
30:10Look, I know he's my brother.
30:13I know I should try to like him, but...
30:15There's something about him I just...
30:18Don't trust.
30:20I know what you mean.
30:22You do?
30:23He's trying awfully hard to get close to Bree.
30:26I, for one, would like to know why.
30:29You think he has an agenda?
30:31We all have agendas, Andrew.
30:33Mine is to protect your mother.
30:36What do we really know about Sam?
30:39Just the stuff he tells us.
30:40Hmm.
30:41Seems a bit too good to be true, doesn't it?
30:46Maybe my agenda should be to find out everything I can.
30:50Why shouldn't you?
30:52He's your brother.
30:56Hey, Jean. Quick question.
30:58How is MJ doing?
31:00You know, I'd like to see a little more effort in math.
31:01Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Not in class.
31:02I mean the candy drive. Today's the last day.
31:04Oh, Susan, you should be so proud.
31:07He is a selling machine.
31:08Way out ahead of the whole school.
31:11Except for Juanita Solis.
31:13No!
31:13But don't worry. She is just two bars ahead.
31:16You better get him out there.
31:17Gabby Solis told me she's taking Juanita to sell outside a weight loss clinic.
31:21Ka-ching!
31:38Mrs. Delphino, can I go now?
31:40My mom wants to pick me up a couple of minutes early.
31:42Does she?
31:49Sure, sweetheart. Why don't you just help Vanessa put her brushes away first?
32:10What is that?
32:13Did someone bring a cell phone into my classroom?
32:19Juanita Solis, is this your cell phone?
32:22No.
32:23Oh, come on now, it was in your bag.
32:26Whose else could it be?
32:28Yours.
32:29My mom gave it to you for your birthday.
32:32Oh.
32:34So are you saying that you stole it?
32:37No.
32:38Now you're yelling at me.
32:40Someone just bought herself three hours of detention.
32:49Hello?
32:50Oh, hi, Principal Hobson.
32:52Everything okay?
32:55Detention?
32:56No, no, no, no.
32:56We only have a few hours left to sell candy.
32:58Who gave her detention?
33:01She did, huh?
33:06Thanks for letting me know.
33:14Hi, MJ.
33:14Must be getting thirsty walking around in this heat.
33:18Doesn't a nice, big, ice-cold cup of soda sound good?
33:44Hello?
33:45I have something that belongs to you.
33:46Check your cell phone.
33:54MJ.
33:55He's supposed to be out selling.
33:57He was.
33:58Then you gave my daughter detention.
33:59Bad move.
34:01All right, what do you want?
34:03Let her go, and I let him go.
34:05I don't trust you.
34:06I don't blame you.
34:07Bring him here.
34:08We'll make the exchange.
34:10Fine.
34:11But I'm warning you.
34:12If there's one chocolate bar missing from that girl's box, you'll answer to me.
34:19Fine.
34:20Fine.
34:25Your mom will be here soon.
34:27Don't worry.
34:27You'll be out selling your candy in no time.
34:31I hope so.
34:32I gotta win.
34:35You know Juanita, there are other kids that want to win too
34:38Oh no
34:40I just want my mom to be proud of me
34:44Your mom is proud of you?
34:46Sometimes I think she's embarrassed because I don't have any friends
34:50Every day I come home and she asks
34:53Did she make any friends today?
34:56She just wants to make sure that you're happy sweetie, that's all
35:00I guess
35:03I just wish I could make friends as easy as she does
35:07I try and I try, but I just can't
35:12Hello, we would have gotten here sooner, but your son can't hold his soda
35:16Juanita, come on, we got candy to sell
35:21Mom, we gotta go too, otherwise Juanita's gonna beat me
35:25Sweetie, um
35:29I know you want to win
35:31But let's talk about what winning really means
35:44I've rehearsed this speech a hundred times
35:46Well I think I know how it ends
35:51I can't live my life with everyone in the neighborhood watching me and judging me
35:58I care too much about what people think
36:04So you want me to leave?
36:06Yeah
36:10But if you wouldn't mind
36:13I'd like to go with you
36:17Seriously?
36:19I want to figure out what we have here
36:22And once I know
36:25Maybe I won't care what anyone thinks
36:32But you know what I think?
36:35What?
36:38I've always wanted to see Paris
36:48And the winner of this year's Candy Drive is
36:51Juanita Solis
36:58We did it!
37:01You did it
37:02Okay, now go invite your brand new friends to your party
37:08Mrs. Henderson
37:09Tell me, was it close?
37:11Really close
37:12Until the last day when Juanita sold 40 bars and MJ didn't sell any
37:17Really?
37:18That's weird
37:24Hey, MJ
37:27I'm sorry you didn't win
37:29That's okay
37:32I'm curious about something
37:33How come you didn't sell any candy yesterday?
37:38My mom says it's a secret
37:39She says it's only a good deed if we don't tell
37:51Well, you should listen to your mother
37:55Because she's a winner
37:56Just like you
38:00There are a lot of ways to win in this world
38:05Some battles are won
38:06With a hasty retreat
38:11Some victories are claimed
38:13By those willing to cheat
38:17Some opponents are defeated
38:19With nothing more than a smile
38:24Of course, for some, it's not enough to win
38:29Someone else has got to lose