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00:02George Williams had never been lucky in love.
00:05It seemed that the women he dated always invented reasons not to consummate their relationship.
00:13I'm afraid we'd wake my roommate.
00:18I have to get up really early for work.
00:25I'm saving myself for marriage.
00:30Sadly for George, it was one unoriginal excuse after another.
00:37But since he'd started seeing Bree Vandekamp, George couldn't help but feel...
00:45Hi. The kids are gone. We have the house all to ourselves tonight.
00:49His luck was about to change.
00:53I thought the duck turned out well.
00:55Although the sauce was a little bit thick.
00:57But judging by how many helpings you had, I think I got away with it.
01:06What are you thinking about?
01:08Your hair.
01:12Would you mind if I...
01:14Uh, no. Go ahead.
01:23Is that better?
01:36That was nice.
01:45It's okay that I'm doing this, right?
01:47Well, I thought we were going to let the duck digest a bit more, but...
01:49What the heck?
01:53Oh!
01:54What's wrong?
01:55I don't know. I felt something weird.
01:56Oh, that was my tongue. It extends farther than most. I should have warned you.
02:00No, no, no. It wasn't your kiss. I felt something weird on my neck.
02:08What are you doing?
02:09I don't know. I'm just really starting to itch.
02:15What is it?
02:17You've got a huge rash.
02:26It's starting to spread to my face.
02:28Are you allergic to something you ate?
02:30I don't think so. I mean, I've made duck larange a thousand times.
02:33Something is causing that rash.
02:37Brie. Brie, please don't.
02:38I'm sorry, George, but you have to go.
02:40But the kids are away. I was sort of hoping we could make love tonight.
02:44How are we going to do that, George? You have just given me hives.
02:49Though painful to hear, George had to admit at least this excuse was original.
02:56It's a fact that little girls dream of big white weddings.
03:02Of course, the exact same thing can be said for big girls.
03:07Some of whom can get incredibly anxious, waiting for the boys in their lives to make those dreams come true.
03:17Watch it, Susie.
03:18Mom, why don't you just go see a dressmaker?
03:20Wait, I have the perfect idea.
03:23You get in the dress and I'll pin it.
03:26We wear the same size.
03:28Since when?
03:29Since forever.
03:30You have to leave, though. You can't stay.
03:33You can't see Susie in the wedding dress.
03:35Not until your big day.
03:37Mom?
03:38No, it's not a problem.
03:40I can see her in it.
03:42You can?
03:42You can?
03:44I assume you'll want to pick out your own wedding dress when we get married, right?
03:48That sounds like a proposal.
03:50Did it?
03:52Yeah, it did.
03:53Huh, what do you know?
03:54Are you planning to pop the question?
03:58Well, if she knows it's coming, the question won't really pop now, will it?
04:01He's right, Mom.
04:02Oh, I want it to be just like you do.
04:04You know, on your own terms and you get down on one knee in the whole production.
04:07That's the plan.
04:08Well, then I can wait.
04:09I can wait.
04:10I'm a good waiter.
04:11Good.
04:12Just wondering if there's a ballpark of how long I will have to wait.
04:15A week?
04:16A month?
04:16After lunch?
04:17Again, you're not waiting for the pop.
04:19Right.
04:20Right.
04:20I'm sorry.
04:27So, the hives occurred right after you kissed George?
04:29Yes, it was the strangest thing.
04:32And so inconvenient.
04:35To be honest, I think we were about to make love for the first time.
04:39Bree, have you considered the idea that your subconscious mind was trying to sabotage your evening with George?
04:45Actually, I have not considered that because that's idiotic.
04:49You don't think being with George made you feel a bit guilty?
04:52Why should I feel guilty?
04:53Perhaps you felt you were about to commit adultery.
04:56Dr. Goldfein, Rex is dead.
04:57You can't cheat on a corpse.
05:02Well, maybe that's not how you really feel deep down.
05:05Oh, so you think I'm crazy?
05:07You say you got a case of hives for no reason.
05:10I think there is a reason, and it's probably a psychosomatic one.
05:13You can think whatever you want, but to be honest, I don't believe in the subconscious.
05:17Every time you've said Rex in this session, you've stroked the place where your wedding ring used to be. Why
05:22did you do that?
05:28Let's talk about Monday. We are re-pitching to the camera off, people. Lynette, you'll be on point.
05:33Great. Great. No problem.
05:35And can you do me a favor and maybe not wear the green suit?
05:39Um, I wasn't planning to, but why?
05:45The fabric. It just has this quality to it, like you could, I don't know, wipe it clean with a
05:51damp cloth.
05:54Just wear a different suit then.
05:56Great. Like what, you think?
05:59Another suit. I have other suits.
06:01And if by other suits you mean the grey one, then of course you do.
06:06No, actually, I have quite a few others. Uh, the blue one, and uh...
06:13What's wrong with the blue suit?
06:15Stu!
06:16Would you like to tell Lynette what's wrong with the blue suit?
06:21No. That's cool.
06:22Stu!
06:24Come on. Do the thing. The thing that you did at lunch.
06:28Look at me. I'm Lynette.
06:30Oh, you've got food stains everywhere.
06:33Alright, so if I get my blue suit dry cleaned, will that be acceptable to everyone?
06:38The pants also have a split seam in the back.
06:48Excuse me.
06:50Hello, David.
06:53What the hell is this? I thought I told you to dress maternal.
06:55Yes, you did, and I considered it for about a second.
06:58What happened?
06:59David, I know you're the lawyer and all, but trust me.
07:01It's never a smart strategy to cover this up.
07:04We've got 40 minutes before the pretrial hearing.
07:06Let's go home and get you changed.
07:07What?
07:08You wanna get your husband out of jail?
07:10You gotta dress like a pregnant suffering wife, not the cover of Vogue.
07:13David.
07:13Louis, what are you doing here?
07:15I need a favor, David.
07:16This has to do with lifting my client's restraining order.
07:18The answer's the same one you got last week.
07:20You don't understand. I love Crystal.
07:22Yeah, we all love the pretty ladies at the stop and shop, but now you've got a lover from 50
07:26yards away.
07:27You turned her against me. If it wasn't for you, we'd be together.
07:30Louis, Crystal hired me to keep you away from her. She doesn't want to see you.
07:34Oh, yeah? Then why did she ask for my phone number?
07:37She's a cashier. You paid by check. It doesn't make you special.
07:40Don't walk away from me. We're having a conversation.
07:43Louis, this is your problem. You're creepy. Nobody likes you.
07:47What you call a conversation, the rest of us call harassment.
07:50You want a friend, get a hamster.
07:54David!
07:55Ah!
08:00Run!
08:01Oh, please!
08:02Stay there!
08:14That's right, you'd better run.
08:16I'm gonna get some bullets for this thing and come after you.
08:19Freeze!
08:20Hey, everything's cool.
08:21Oh!
08:24Oh!
08:25Oh!
08:25I...
08:26Oh!
08:28Are you okay?
08:37Weeds are a common annoyance of life in suburbia, and no matter how hard we try to get rid of
08:43them, they always tend to crop back up.
08:51Are you seeing this?
08:53I don't believe it.
08:54It's so brazen.
08:56You're just mowing the lawn like nothing ever happened.
08:58What should we do?
08:59Should we call the police?
09:01Well, Susan did say that he murdered Mrs. Huber, so my vote would be yes.
09:05Oh my God, Susan's home.
09:13Has she seen Paul yet?
09:20I think so.
09:29Hello, Susan.
09:31Oh my God, Paul.
09:33Need some help with those bags?
09:37Why are you doing here?
09:39This is where I live.
09:41I came home to find my son.
09:44Here you go.
09:45No, don't come near me.
09:46I'm just giving you back your pie filling.
09:48I don't want my pie filling.
09:49Oh, come on, just take it.
09:50No, stop.
09:51Put that pie filling down.
09:53Slowly.
09:55I'm calling 911.
09:56You don't want to do that.
09:57Oh, I think I do.
09:58You're a cold-blooded murderer.
10:00Susan, how can you believe that?
10:01We've been neighbors for years.
10:06Ladies, good to see you.
10:07Paul, we've called the police.
10:09You didn't really need to do that.
10:11We know what you did to Mrs. Huber.
10:13Wonderful.
10:14I see you've all turned into Susan while I've been gone.
10:20Oh, thank God they're here.
10:27Hey, hey, what's going on?
10:29Oh, a Meyers convinced that Paul Young murdered Martha Huber.
10:32Oh, my God.
10:33I live right behind you.
10:34I know.
10:35I gave him my half-skies to feed my cat.
10:38I win.
10:39I made out with him.
10:42There's no warrant here for Paul Young.
10:44Why don't you ask Mike?
10:46He overheard everything, right?
10:47Who's Mike?
10:48He's my boyfriend.
10:49And he told me that Paul confessed everything to him.
10:51Oh, and Mike has Martha's journals,
10:53which clearly prove that Paul had a motive.
10:55All right, all right.
10:55Where do I find this Mike guy?
10:56Oh, please, follow me.
10:58You mind if I stay here?
10:59I've got a lot of raking to do.
11:01Let's go.
11:04Hey.
11:13What's going on?
11:15Mike.
11:16Paul Young is back.
11:17Look.
11:28Your girlfriend said Mr. Young confessed a murder to you?
11:31Um.
11:34No.
11:36No, not to me.
11:37And I don't suppose you have a journal that belonged to a Martha Huber.
11:41No, I hardly knew her.
11:43Besides, you ever known a woman who'd loan out her diary?
11:46Mike, what are you doing?
11:47I'm sorry.
11:49Susan, I don't know what you're talking about.
11:51But I've got a job to get to.
11:52Is there anything else?
11:53No.
11:54No, that pretty much covers it.
12:10Well, someone might as well say it.
12:13Susan, what the hell have you been smoking?
12:22Okay.
12:24Wow.
12:25Nice.
12:28Oh, my God.
12:29Okay, don't be distracted by that.
12:30Look at me.
12:31Here I am tomorrow, making my presentation.
12:35You see?
12:36You see how it moves with me?
12:38That's where the magic is.
12:41Nine hundred dollars.
12:43Yeah, well, this one was the most expensive.
12:44The other ones aren't as nice.
12:45But look.
12:46Look, look, look, look.
12:47Look at me.
12:47Look at me.
12:48Watch.
12:48I don't walk in it.
12:50I glide.
12:53Honey, you know what?
12:54There's got to be like $3,000 worth of clothes here.
12:57Yeah, well, I haven't bought a new suit in six years.
13:00So?
13:00When I was working, you don't think I would have loved to have a designer suit?
13:03I wore wash and wear so that we could live in a nice neighborhood so we could take the
13:07kids on vacation every summer.
13:08I mean, I made sacrifices.
13:10I'm willing to make sacrifices.
13:12Great.
13:12Well, let's start here because this should cover a math tutor for Parker.
13:16Oh, hold on a sec.
13:18Six months are preschool for Penny.
13:20All right.
13:20Now you're being ridiculous.
13:21You know what?
13:21And the twins, they're going to need braces.
13:23That ought to make a dent.
13:24Oh, no.
13:25Come on, Tom.
13:26Not this one.
13:29Strip.
13:31You saw the walk, right?
13:33You want to see the walk again?
13:36I'll tutor Parker myself.
13:38Honey, that'd be great.
13:39You also going to take up home dentistry?
13:50Fine.
13:51I'll take them back.
13:54Could you step out for a minute, please?
13:59I want to be alone with it for a little while.
14:18Hi, it's Bree.
14:20Hi.
14:21I was thinking about calling you.
14:22I just got some new antihistamines in at the store.
14:25I think they're really going to help with your rash.
14:27Well, great.
14:28How would you feel about the two of us checking into a romantic hotel tomorrow?
14:33What?
14:33Uh, I'd like that very much.
14:36I will let you make all the arrangements.
14:38Something out of town would be nice.
14:41Good night.
14:56We need to talk.
14:58Where did you come from?
14:59I'm sorry I've been waiting for you.
15:00I'm just a little upset because everybody thinks I'm crazy.
15:03Can I at least get out of the truck first?
15:05Yes, definitely.
15:06I mean, I can understand why you wouldn't want the cops to know that you kidnapped Paul.
15:10I mean, that definitely looks bad.
15:11Since I was on probation.
15:13Well, right.
15:14I mean, there's that.
15:15And in possession of a gun.
15:17Well, okay.
15:18Which I held to his head.
15:19So I violated my probation, committed a felony, and coerced a confession.
15:24But if the cops found out about that, I'd be looking at 10 to 15 years.
15:29But why don't you want him to know about Martha Hooper's journal?
15:31I mean, she says right in there that she was blackmailing Paul's wife.
15:34She also says right in there that she was blackmailing you for burning down Edie's house.
15:39Oh.
15:41I forgot about that.
15:47I just can't believe it.
15:48I mean, there he is.
15:50A murderer just living right on our street.
15:52And there's nothing we can do about it.
15:53Because you're a convicted felon and I burned down that stupid house.
15:55It's unfair.
15:56I want Paul Young gone as badly as you do.
15:59And he will be.
16:00But I also want to find Zach.
16:02I think once Zach finds out Paul's here, I got a feeling he'll be back.
16:08Well, that's comforting to know there's a silver lining.
16:21Hi.
16:23What are you doing here?
16:24Well, you protected me from a hail of gunfire, so I thought I'd stop by and give you a card.
16:30You're my first visitor.
16:31What do you mean I'm your first visitor?
16:32You've been here two days.
16:33My office sent me flowers.
16:38Oh.
16:40Dear David, who knew you could actually bleed?
16:43Sincerely, your stunned co-workers.
16:46Yeah, well, I'm a lawyer who got shot.
16:47Everybody's cracking noise.
16:50You're not going to eat?
16:51Uh, I can't really cut yet.
16:55Well, I'm not going to let you starve to death.
16:58Besides, you're going to need your strength to get my husband out of jail.
17:07You know, I was waiting for the ambulance the other day.
17:11I seriously thought I was going to die.
17:15I was scared.
17:18Of course you were.
17:21Thanks.
17:22For what?
17:24For not making any jokes.
17:28Sure.
17:29Now, open up.
17:48Just follow this hallway, straight down there, and make yourselves comfortable.
17:53For the good of their family, Lynette had made a promise to her husband.
17:59And within ten days from the date of purchase, she intended to keep it.
18:11Oh, that's a fantastic suit.
18:13Oh, thanks.
18:14I'm flattered, really.
18:16I mean, who knew that you cared so much about what I think?
18:18I don't follow you.
18:20Well, I make a few innocent comments, and you go out and buy yourself a gorgeous new suit.
18:25Dance, puppet, dance.
18:27Well, actually, this was already in my closet.
18:28I just forgot about it.
18:30Forgot.
18:31You forgot that you had that suit.
18:36Life's great, too.
18:37Morning.
18:37Hi.
18:38I'm Lynette Scalvo.
18:40Now, is everyone taken care of in terms of coffee and whatever else they may like?
18:44Great.
18:45Well, then, let's get started.
18:46I will show you how Cameroff Vodka can expand its customer mindshare while still holding
18:53the line on marketing costs.
18:55It's something we here at Parcher & Murphy like to call persuasive engineering.
19:00Lynette.
19:01Let's hold on one second.
19:06You have a...
19:09They put their price tags on the skirts these days, too.
19:12Just so you know.
19:15Look at that, everybody.
19:16Lynette just bought herself a beautiful, brand-new suit.
19:20Doesn't she look great?
19:25Go on.
19:27Okay.
19:29You may be seated.
19:33Good to see you back on your feet, Mr. Bradley.
19:36Whenever you're ready.
19:39Thank you, Your Honor.
19:42The defense moves to dismiss this case immediately on the grounds that the defendant...
19:54Are you all right, Mr. Bradley?
20:00I'm sorry, Your Honor.
20:01I just can't.
20:08Mr. Bradley, do you need a recess?
20:13What the hell is going on?
20:16David, where are you going?
20:17I'm sorry.
20:18I quit.
20:19You can't just quit in the middle of a hearing.
20:20I'd love to get your idiot husband out of jail, but I just can't do it.
20:23I'm sorry.
20:23Yeah, why not?
20:25Because I'm in love with you.
20:26What?
20:27The other day in the hospital, I started to feel something.
20:29I don't know.
20:29Maybe it was there all along.
20:32But when I look into your eyes, I know you feel it, too.
20:36We belong together.
20:38Okay.
20:38Okay.
20:39Yeah, David.
20:39If you don't get back in there right now, I will go get a gun and shoot you myself.
20:44I can't.
20:46I'm sorry.
20:50I'm sorry.
20:57Come in.
21:00We need to talk.
21:04Paul, you can't just waltz into people's houses.
21:07Susan, you told me to come in.
21:08Well, that's because I assumed you were someone I would let in my house.
21:11What do you want?
21:12I was looking through my mail, and I found this.
21:16I was surprised to discover that you were looking for my son.
21:19You didn't happen to find anything out about where Zach might be, did you?
21:23No.
21:24No, I didn't.
21:26Sorry, I can't help you out.
21:28I'm asking because you remember Zach hid here in this house before.
21:32And now I learn that you've been searching for him.
21:35Well, he's not here.
21:37Hmm.
21:38Well, maybe we should double-check.
21:40But he's not here.
21:41I swear.
21:43What are you grabbing for?
21:47A knife.
21:49I just want to slice some tomatoes.
22:00I don't know how I know this, but I think that he's in Utah.
22:05He took a bus to Bountiful.
22:07Did you have family there, right?
22:11Okay, I gave him the bus fare.
22:26You might want to be careful with that.
22:28You seem a little jittery.
22:38Look, I know the timing is bad.
22:40Pretty bad.
22:41I feel terrible.
22:42How was I supposed to know that he would take a bullet and suddenly realize he's in love with me?
22:47Okay, look, I know I pushed you into hiring that creep.
22:50But I promise I will do anything I can to fix this.
22:54All right, go have sex with Bradley.
22:57What?
22:58Well, that's what you want me to say, isn't it?
23:00God, you guys are good.
23:02I mean, you set me up perfectly.
23:04You think David and I planned this so we could sleep together?
23:06Let's see, the guy tells me to my face that he wants to get into your pants.
23:09It's a week before my trial.
23:10And now you can't wait to do anything to get him back?
23:13Look, yeah.
23:16I'd like to go back to jail now.
23:18How dare you think that of me?
23:19I have been nothing but faithful to you since you've been in here.
23:24Save it.
23:25I know when I've been out, Fox.
23:26And please don't pretend that you're doing this for me because I'd rather rot in here.
23:30And you know what?
23:31A lesser woman would let you rot in here, but I'm not going to do that.
23:33I'm not going to give you the satisfaction.
23:35So you better start packing up your shanks or whatever you people make in here because
23:38you're coming on with me.
23:45I don't have any shanks.
23:48Let's go.
23:51Good afternoon.
23:52Checking in?
23:53Yes.
23:53Reservations in the name of Williams.
23:55George Williams.
23:56Let me get your paperwork.
23:57So what do you want to do first?
23:58I don't know.
23:59I thought maybe we could go antiquing.
24:02I hear you have some lovely museums nearby.
24:04Do you have any brochures?
24:05Right over there, Mrs. Williams.
24:07Oh, she's not my wife.
24:09I'm so sorry.
24:15So I hear that they have a terrific farmer's market nearby.
24:18We should pick up some nectarines.
24:22George, I can't.
24:23What?
24:24I can't stay in a hotel room with you.
24:26Why not?
24:27Because I'm starting to get that rash again.
24:29Well, I brought the antihistamines.
24:30Oh, please.
24:31It's not going to help, George.
24:32Clearly this is psychosomatic.
24:34We need to go home.
24:36We just drove three hours to get here.
24:38I know, and you have every right to be mad, but, George, are you really starting to itch?
24:42Is there a problem?
24:44Uh, no, there's no problem.
24:45Everything is fine.
24:46Okay, okay, okay, okay.
24:47Uh, uh, I'll get you your own rum.
24:50George.
24:50No, no, no, no.
24:51We can still have a nice weekend.
24:52We'll just shift the focus to antiquing.
24:54Please.
24:54I mean, clearly you didn't come here to shop.
24:57No, I came to spend time with you.
24:58Time that does not need to be spent in a bed.
25:00Really?
25:01You mean that you wouldn't mind?
25:04No.
25:04You know what, George?
25:05We're going to have a great time, because there's tons of fun stuff we can do that doesn't involve sex.
25:11You betcha.
25:13While I take care of this, why don't you go get those brochures?
25:15Okay, okay.
25:18George, you won't believe it.
25:20I just stopped itching.
25:21How about that?
25:31Nice suit.
25:32Just hear me out.
25:33I was going to take it back, I swear.
25:35What?
25:36But then I started thinking about it.
25:37And you know what?
25:38I'll be damned if I'm going to pitch to a room full of people who are all wearing Armani and
25:42Vera Wang,
25:43while I'm standing there with two-year-old breast milk crusted on my lapel.
25:46Lynette.
25:46And you know what else?
25:47I kicked ass in that meeting because of this suit.
25:51It is a suit.
25:53Why are you so obsessed with it?
25:54You can't explain obsession, Tom.
25:56It just is.
25:58No, we are parents.
25:59We can't afford the luxury of obsessions.
26:01See, that's where I think we have been making a terrible, terrible mistake.
26:10What is this?
26:12Sometimes we just need to get something that makes us happy.
26:16I know that sounds selfish, but I've been thinking it might make us better people.
26:20And maybe even better parents.
26:24No.
26:25No, Lynette.
26:26No.
26:26This is wrong.
26:32Carbon fiber shafts.
26:55I feel like a better parent already.
27:00Oh, yeah.
27:03So I was talking to one of the bellmen, and he said there's a place not far from here where
27:06we could go horseback riding.
27:08Doesn't that sound like fun?
27:11George?
27:13What?
27:13I'm sorry.
27:14I was saying I think we should go horseback riding.
27:18Oh, sure.
27:19That'd be great.
27:23What's wrong?
27:23Nothing.
27:24I just don't think that we should risk you getting another rash.
27:28Well, I'm not going to get a rash just by holding your hand.
27:30You never know.
27:32Oh.
27:34Well, okay.
27:41Hey, uh, I brought those antihistamines with me.
27:44Maybe you should take a couple just to see if it works.
27:47Oh, well, I'm drinking wine.
27:49I don't think you're supposed to mix pills with alcohol.
27:52That's for people who are about to use heavy machinery.
27:55You don't plan on operating a forklift tonight, do you?
27:59Well, you're the pharmacist.
28:00If you think it's okay, I do.
28:23Well, George, I can't feel my legs.
28:24I know, sweetheart.
28:25Don't you worry.
28:26I'm going to take you to your room.
28:26Then we're going to get you into bed.
28:28Is she going to be okay?
28:30Yeah, she's just had a little too much wine.
28:32I don't think it was the wine, George.
28:34I think it was the antihistamines.
28:38She doesn't know what she's doing.
28:40We're good.
28:49No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
28:51I'll get those.
28:52You just relax.
29:00I love you very much, Brie.
29:02You know that, right?
29:04I know.
29:11And I want, more than anything, for you to love me back.
29:18You understand what I'm saying?
29:21Brie?
29:47Hey there.
29:50How are you feeling?
29:53Oh, okay.
29:56Have you been sitting there all this time?
29:59I wanted to make sure you were okay.
30:01So I stayed and watched you sleep.
30:03Did I do anything embarrassing?
30:04Sometimes I snore.
30:06No.
30:07No, you slept like an angel.
30:10In fact, you were so beautiful and peaceful,
30:12I actually started to feel guilty.
30:15Guilty.
30:15Guilty?
30:17Um, well, you know,
30:18because I told you to take those pills.
30:21That chair looks so uncomfortable.
30:22Why didn't you sleep next to me?
30:25You made it pretty clear
30:26that you don't want me in your bed.
30:30George.
30:34I know what you want from me,
30:36and I thought I wanted the same thing,
30:39but I keep getting those rashes because...
30:44I still feel married.
30:48Makes sense, I guess.
30:51Can't you just be patient?
30:54Can't you wait just a little bit longer?
30:56I've already waited my whole life for you,
30:59and I can wait a little more.
31:02Let's be honest.
31:05There's no guarantee that you'll ever be ready.
31:09There's only so much rejection I can take.
31:13So,
31:15I'll do my best,
31:18but don't be surprised
31:20if one of these days you wake up
31:21and I'm not here.
31:27Well,
31:28I should get back to my room
31:29and try to get a little sleep.
31:30The antique store's open at 10.
31:36George, wait.
31:39Please don't go.
31:49Stay here with me.
32:00But what if you get another rash?
32:03Well, I'll just...
32:05I have to get over it, won't I?
32:06Mommy.
32:09Yes.
32:17It's fine.
32:18Mm-hmm.
32:24Oh.
32:26Hello.
32:26Hello.
32:28Hello.
32:29Hello.
32:30Hello.
32:33Hello.
32:51Gabrielle?
32:53I got your call.
32:58Wow.
32:59Does this mean what I think it means?
33:01There are some ground rules first.
33:04I'm not leaving my husband.
33:07Carlos is looking at spending eight years in jail because of my lapse of judgment with the gardener.
33:12I can't let him rot in there. I'd be filled with guilt.
33:15You could get him out and then divorce him.
33:18Not an option. I'm Catholic, hence the guilt.
33:22So what are our options?
33:25This, us, stolen moments, seeing each other whenever we can, Carlos never needs to know.
33:33No.
33:36I thought this is what you wanted.
33:39I want all of you.
33:42All or nothing.
33:44Then it's nothing.
33:49So you won't get a divorce, but you'll have an affair.
33:53I said it was Catholic, not a fanatic.
33:57You know, David, you could tell me to stop.
34:01Just tell me to stop and I will.
34:04Or you can have me right now.
34:07On my terms.
34:12Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! What are you doing?
34:18Making my point.
34:19You don't love me.
34:21Ah, yes. I do.
34:23No. You just agreed to an affair.
34:25A cheap, illicit affair with the woman you love?
34:28Carlos would never share me.
34:30He's looking at eight years in prison because the mere thought of it sent him into a violent rage.
34:34That is love.
34:35This is just lust.
34:37Mixed with post-traumatic stress.
34:39Yes. I will see you in court tomorrow at 10 a.m.
34:43And don't be late, or else I'll have you disbarred for sexual harassment.
34:58I'd take it easy with that snail poison.
35:01It's hell on your agropathus.
35:04Thanks. I'll keep that in mind.
35:06Is that why you stopped by?
35:08Share a few gardening tips?
35:10Nobody wants you here, Paul.
35:13Especially me.
35:14I'm just a father looking for his son.
35:17Oh, I know what you are.
35:21First, your girlfriend tries to run me off.
35:23Some crazy story about sending Zach to Utah.
35:26Now you're here trying to scare me away.
35:29So much for love thy neighbor.
35:33Anyway, thanks for the advice.
35:36About my agapanthus, I mean.
35:38I'll make sure I send you some.
35:41What did Susan tell you?
35:47Oh, you look beautiful.
35:50Oh, you should really consider wearing this when you marry Mike.
35:54We could make it a family tradition.
35:56Why don't we both stop getting divorced?
35:57That would be a nice family tradition.
35:59Oh.
36:02Hey.
36:03I need to ask you something important.
36:05Oh, my God.
36:07Oh, this is it.
36:09Oh, let me get my camera.
36:10Oh, no.
36:11Mom, stop.
36:13What is it?
36:15Did you give Zach money to go to Utah?
36:19What?
36:21Yes or no?
36:26He was talking so much about Julie.
36:29I tried to get him to come home with me.
36:31I mean, to you.
36:33But he just kept going on and on about her, and I got scared.
36:37Yes or no?
36:41Yes.
36:44Mike.
36:45Mike, I didn't do it to hurt you.
36:47You've got to believe me.
36:49I should have told you right away.
36:51I know that.
36:52But you know now.
36:53So can we please talk about it?
36:54No.
36:55Mike, stop.
36:56Susan, you said you wanted to help me.
36:58And I believed you.
36:59That's it.
37:00We're done.
37:01No.
37:05No.
37:06No, no.
37:08I screwed up, okay?
37:10I want to fix it.
37:11Please let me fix it.
37:12Tell me how to fix it.
37:21Please, no, please, no, please, no, Mike, Mike, please, come back, come back.
37:34Bye.
37:37Bye.
37:42Bye.
38:10Yes, every little girl dreams of a girl.
38:13A big white wedding.
38:15But some dreams just don't come true.