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00:05The first thing you need to know about Robin Gallagher was that everyone liked to look at her.
00:13They would stare at her legs, and her breasts, and her hair.
00:23And once they were done, people would begin to ask.
00:27Who is this?
00:28This is my friend Robin.
00:30Hello there.
00:30Mike had to work today, so I thought I'd bring her as my plus one.
00:33Hello there.
00:34You already said that.
00:36I wanted her to know I meant it.
00:38It's really good to have you back on the lane, Catherine.
00:40It's great to be back.
00:42I didn't know what to expect at first.
00:44I have wondered how everyone would feel about me, if they were really ready to welcome me back.
00:50I guess there's always that fear that people are going to reject you.
00:55Do I smell appetizers?
00:56I know I do.
01:04Hello, Susan.
01:06Who's your new friend?
01:08Robin.
01:08This is Carlos, Tom, Roy, and Orson.
01:11Hope you got all that, because there's going to be a quiz later.
01:15Oh, God.
01:16So, Robin, welcome to my humble abode.
01:21It's so suburban.
01:23I've never been in a place where the ceilings are so tall.
01:26Fascinating.
01:27Just fascinating.
01:29You live in the city?
01:31I did, but I'll be living with Susan for a while.
01:34I just moved in today.
01:38Susan, let's get you a drink.
01:40Oh, no, that's okay.
01:40I'll wait till...
01:41Oh.
01:45So, so how did you meet Susan?
01:48So, you want to tell us about your new friend or, uh, should I say roommate?
01:52She was down on her luck and she needed a place to stay.
01:55Plus, I feel responsible because I told her to give up her job.
01:58What was wrong with her job?
02:01Well, we probably don't need to let the guys in on this, but Robin was...
02:06That's wild.
02:07So, you used to be a stripper.
02:13Yes.
02:14Everyone liked to look at Robin Gallagher.
02:20But not everyone liked what they saw.
02:27Later, while the men of Wisteria Lane were trying the shrimp,
02:32their wives were trying to control themselves.
02:36You moved a stripper into the neighborhood?
02:38What were you thinking?
02:39You guys aren't even taking the time to get to know her.
02:41Our husbands are in there pulling together their dollar bills.
02:43What more do we need to know?
02:45Hey, this is about Robin.
02:46She seems great.
02:46Did she mention that she's a stripper?
02:49Did she have to?
02:51Look, I am just trying to help her get back on her feet.
02:54I bet that'd be a nice change for her.
02:55She is living in my house.
02:57If anybody should be worried, it'd be me.
02:59And I am not threatened by her at all.
03:01Really?
03:01Yes.
03:02She's a nice girl.
03:03Yeah, nice, blonde,
03:05and you can bounce a quarter off her ass.
03:06I'm telling you, she's trouble.
03:08Here's a good thing.
03:09She can't bring any more crazy to this street than I did.
03:11Let's give her a chance.
03:12I agree.
03:13Robin's probably had a tough life,
03:14and she needs her help.
03:16Well, I'm all for being open-minded,
03:18but I have teenage boys at home.
03:19The last thing I need next door is a stripper.
03:27Hey, Mrs. Scavo, we're picking up Parker for school.
03:33Please come in.
03:34I'll get him for you.
03:38So, you ever going to get back to folding the laundry?
03:41Well, I thought I'd treat myself and wash the breakfast dishes first.
03:44Well, you started this.
03:45Don't you think you should finish?
03:48Well, since you're so passionate about it...
03:53Knock yourself out.
03:59Okay, you just went from jerk to adorable real quick.
04:05Happy anniversary.
04:06Oh.
04:10It's the ring?
04:11Oh, you went back to that antique shop?
04:14Yep.
04:14Oh, thank you.
04:17Wait till you see your present.
04:19You can unwrap it tonight when the kids are asleep.
04:22Or how about after they leave for school?
04:25Okay.
04:27Hey, why are they still up there, and why can't I hear them?
04:40Hey, boys.
04:43What's going on?
04:46Oh, we're late for school.
05:00Oh!
05:06Hey, Lynette.
05:07Hi.
05:08The next time you take a shower, do you think you could close your blinds?
05:10I have a 16-year-old son, and he has friends.
05:15Oh, no.
05:16Oh, yes.
05:17You may have retired from the strip club, but you're still doing seven shows a week.
05:20I mean, they didn't have to pay a cover charge rate.
05:24This is a nice community.
05:25You have a responsibility to the neighbors, especially the ones with innocent children.
05:31Well, they're not all so innocent.
05:34Excuse me?
05:36Yesterday, that son of yours asked me if I would have sex with him.
05:42Parker?
05:44My Parker?
05:45Red hair, skinny, still sleeps in a bed shaped like a race car Parker?
05:49Of course, he said no.
05:53Then he offered me cash.
06:00Hey.
06:02Come in.
06:04Have a seat.
06:06What's up?
06:07Something wrong?
06:09Well, we hoped it would be another year before we have the parent-son conversation where
06:13we tell you not to offer your neighbor money for sex, but...
06:18Oh, crap.
06:19She told?
06:20Yeah.
06:21You might want to pick a more discreet stripper next time.
06:24What were you thinking?
06:25We raised you better than that, didn't we?
06:27Yeah, we did.
06:28We did.
06:29So, what do you have to say for yourself?
06:35I just really, really, really needed to have sex.
06:42Three reallys?
06:42Well, in that case, here's a 20.
06:45Go back and try again.
06:47You are a 16-year-old boy.
06:50We understand.
06:51Your hormones are holding your brain hostage, but why would you think you would need to pay
06:55for sex?
06:55Because I'm the only one of my friends who hasn't lost his virginity.
06:58Oh.
06:59First of all, we've seen your friends, and trust me, pimples, braces, and beam me up,
07:03Scotty, are not getting any.
07:05Girls don't look at me that way.
07:07It's never going to happen.
07:14Hey.
07:17Knock it off!
07:19You are a great kid!
07:21You don't need to pay for it!
07:23In a few years, when you're emotionally ready,
07:27you'll meet the right girl.
07:29And you will have tons of sex.
07:31After you're married.
07:34Okay, Dad.
07:35Sorry.
07:44Nice job.
07:47You think you bought it?
07:49Well, what?
07:51You know, guys always pay for sex in some way.
07:57I mean, dinner, flowers, antique rings.
08:04Whoa.
08:05Whoa.
08:06You think that's the only reason we're having sex tonight?
08:08Of course not.
08:09It's our anniversary.
08:10It's a given.
08:12Like turkey on Thanksgiving.
08:13Although I am hoping that the ring gets me an upgrade from missionary.
08:17Forget about upgrades.
08:18You just got bumped off the flight.
08:20Honey, what?
08:21Why are you getting so upset?
08:23Because I didn't know I was married to such a cynical lug nut.
08:27Are we really not going to have sex tonight?
08:29Don't worry, Tom.
08:31In a few years, when you're emotionally ready,
08:33you're going to have tons of sex.
08:38Come on!
08:45So, you really like that ring?
08:47Yep.
08:48Mm-hmm.
08:51Did you read the inscription?
08:53So, my darling...
08:55We're not having sex, Tom.
08:56Oh, come on.
08:58Why not?
08:59Because I am still upset by what you said.
09:02Do you really think women only sleep with men if they buy them things?
09:06No.
09:07I think supermodels sleep with 80-year-old millionaires
09:10because they love to hear stories about when bread was five cents a loaf.
09:14Well, I'm not a model, and you're no millionaire,
09:16so I'm thinking you owe me an apology.
09:19You and I went to Marley's Tavern on our first two dates,
09:22and I could barely get past a goodnight kiss.
09:24But, third time out, I dropped 200 bucks at La Rive Gauche,
09:28and bam, you finally put out.
09:31It finally made love.
09:33Listen, you idiot!
09:38I did not put out because you bought me an expensive dinner.
09:43I did it because you showed up for the date with a light bulb
09:46to replace the one that had burned out in the hallway to my apartment.
09:49Remember?
09:50You said I didn't live in the best neighborhood.
09:53And I was worried about you.
09:55Let go.
09:57I was ready to do you right then and there.
10:00Really?
10:02Really?
10:02That's all it takes.
10:04Me showing you I care.
10:08Because that's easy.
10:10And now it's time for your anniversary present.
10:14Woo!
10:20Hey, Robin.
10:23Remember the other day when I told you this was a nice neighborhood?
10:26I forgot to warn you there's this one bitch that lives right nearby.
10:30And that would be me.
10:33Look, I understand.
10:34The next trip we're moving next door will freak some people out.
10:36No.
10:38Seriously, I'm sorry.
10:41Apology accepted.
10:46Oh, and, uh, by the way.
10:48Oh, yeah.
10:49The next time you're giving it to your husband with the lights on, could you draw the drapes?
11:08Here we go.
11:11Well, I've got the, uh, Steiner bar mitzvah tomorrow.
11:15Can you need to run any errands for you before I go?
11:17Well, I should be good.
11:19Joyce will be here at three for my rehab, and Roy offered to take me to the park.
11:23Oh, well, isn't that lovely?
11:29Do you want to watch a movie?
11:30Well, I guess I'll read...
11:31I guess we could watch a movie.
11:34No, no, you want to read.
11:36Go ahead.
11:42Well, good night.
11:46If you need anything, just ring the bell.
11:48I'm right upstairs.
11:52I am sure I'll be fine.
12:01Knock, knock.
12:02Robin, come on in.
12:04Can I ask you a favor?
12:05Sure.
12:06Susan and Mike have been so good to me.
12:08I want to do something nice for them, and I thought, hey, maybe I should bake them a cake.
12:12Oh, that's very thoughtful.
12:14Well, feel free to use whatever you need.
12:21So, what do I need?
12:24Robin, what exactly do you know about cakes?
12:29Well, I know that if you're going to hide in one for more than an hour, the air holes have
12:32got to be pretty big.
12:35All right, then.
12:36It looks like I will be teaching you how to make a cake.
12:39Yay!
12:40You rock, Brie.
12:42I rock.
12:43Now, the key to success is following the recipe exactly.
12:48The secret to baking is precision.
12:50Got it.
12:51You're my hero.
12:54What are you doing?
12:55Making you my screensaver.
12:56That's sweet.
12:57You're replacing my cat.
12:59He's eating noodles.
13:01Let's just do this.
13:02Okay.
13:03Go get yourself an apron.
13:07That is like the coolest cake I've ever seen.
13:10Raspberry mocha.
13:11Orson's favorite.
13:15I talked to him at the party.
13:16He's nice.
13:17It must be tough having him in a wheelchair.
13:20It's been challenging.
13:22Well, they say you can get through anything if you have a solid marriage.
13:27Yes, well...
13:29Oh, I'm sorry.
13:30I didn't mean to pry.
13:31It's fine.
13:32Let's just say before his accident there were issues and now we're trying to put the pieces
13:36back together.
13:37Well, that's good for you.
13:40So, what's the piece you can't find?
13:41Ah, now you are prying.
13:44What?
13:45We did make a cake together.
13:47Look, my grandmother always said that if you want to save your marriage, there's only one
13:52room to do it in.
13:55The bedroom.
13:56Yeah, I got that.
13:59It's not about sex.
14:00It's about closeness.
14:02We've lost our intimacy.
14:05Oh, honey.
14:06Sex is how men get intimate.
14:09Well, I'm not even sure he's capable.
14:12Oh, it doesn't matter.
14:13His brain still works.
14:15He can see you.
14:16He can feel you touch him.
14:18He can hear what you say to him.
14:19You know, I had this regular customer, 92 years old, in a wheelchair.
14:23I used to have to push the oxygen tank out of the way to give him a lap dance.
14:28I don't know if he's even interested.
14:31Well, here's the thing.
14:33Neither of us knows for sure.
14:35Only one of us can find out.
14:47Hello, dear.
14:48How was the bar mitzvah?
14:49A boy became a man and a rabbi.
14:51Bless my cream puffs.
14:52Same old, same old.
14:53How was your day?
14:54Oh, I've been passing the time reading.
14:57Well, I suppose I should get out of these clothes.
15:02Oh, Peter Tchaikovsky.
15:04God bless you.
15:06Yes.
15:07I never tire of this piece.
15:08It's extraordinary.
15:09So moving.
15:10So sensual.
15:38So, let's go.
15:41So, let's go.
15:42Don't you want to do that upstairs, you know, near the hamper?
15:45Actually, I'd rather do it right here.
15:59Why are you walking like that?
16:03What do you think?
16:05I'm not sure.
16:08You're trying to make me feel better about being paralyzed?
16:15I guess again, big boy.
16:20Well, if you're having a stroke, we're going to make quite the team.
16:30I do believe it's getting hot in here.
16:43Are you all right?
16:44Yeah, just a second.
16:45My earring's cut.
16:47Enjoy the music.
16:52Now, let me help.
16:54No, no, no, I'm good.
16:54Stay there. I'm coming over.
16:56No, Carson, I've got it.
16:58Ow!
17:00Ow!
17:01I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
17:04I told you I didn't need any help.
17:06Well, in my defense, that wasn't entirely clear.
17:08Forget it. This was stupid.
17:11What was that?
17:13What do you think? It was a lap dance.
17:15That was a lap dance?
17:17I was trying to arouse you.
17:20You are aware I'm in a wheelchair.
17:22Well, I thought you still might be interested in that sort of thing.
17:24I am.
17:25But you certainly don't act like it.
17:27After the accident, I just never thought you would ever consider...
17:32Well, Carson, things will be awkward at first, but we can work on it.
17:41You're my husband.
17:43I want to be close to you.
17:45I want to share your bed again, even if it means just holding your hand before you fall asleep.
18:06Is this all right?
18:11Let's see.
18:13I've got Tchaikovsky on the stereo.
18:15My wife in my arms.
18:19Yes.
18:21Is this all right?
18:45She and Danny spent the whole day together.
18:48What's left to say?
18:49This is out of control.
18:51Let's forbid I don't want to talk to him.
18:52Yeah, forbid two teenagers.
18:53That always works.
18:55Besides, what would we say?
18:56We overheard his parents talking and we think they're evil?
18:59What do you think the Bolins did?
19:00I don't know, but you don't go on the run for not paying your cable bill.
19:02They've been cagey ever since they moved in.
19:05And Nick doesn't work.
19:06How do they have money?
19:07Maybe they're drug dealers or gunrunners.
19:09Whatever they are.
19:10I don't want Anna anywhere near that family.
19:12She won't break up with him.
19:13She will if we make her.
19:14I told you that won't work.
19:16We need to come up with a carrot, not a stick.
19:22Anna.
19:23Privacy, please.
19:24I've got big news.
19:25For me or for you?
19:26You.
19:26Oh.
19:27I just got a call from my good friend Luke Rayfield.
19:30I was a struggling model in New York when he was a struggling photographer.
19:33Well, mostly I was his beard for all his family functions.
19:36There was this one time...
19:37Is the part about me coming up?
19:38Oh, yeah.
19:39Anyway, Luke now has his own modeling agency.
19:42And he's always looking for new talent, so I sent him your picture.
19:46Wait for it.
19:47Wait for it.
19:49He wants to represent you.
19:51You may now begin screaming.
19:53Ah!
19:54I have to call Danny.
19:56Oh.
19:56Well, you know what?
19:58Danny can wait.
19:59We need to go buy you some new luggage.
20:00They want you in New York immediately.
20:03Now?
20:03But don't I have to finish high school?
20:05World War II, Germany lost.
20:07Korean War, Korea lost.
20:08Vietnam War, we lost.
20:09Happy graduation.
20:12What's wrong?
20:15I don't think I can go just yet.
20:18Why not?
20:20Danny and I have a plan.
20:22We're going to New York together when I graduate.
20:27After everything I've done for her.
20:29Danny and I are moving to New York after I graduate.
20:31We're in love.
20:33Oh, pour me some more wine before I throw up.
20:36What's wrong?
20:37Oh, Gabby got her niece a foot in the door for a modeling career and she's turning it down.
20:40Oh, bad call.
20:42I used to take ballet and I was pretty good at it too.
20:45And one time this instructor from a big ballet company saw me perform and long story short,
20:51two days later they offered me a job.
20:53What happened?
20:55Bobby Butterfield happened.
20:56A boy.
20:57Not just a boy.
20:59The boy.
21:00Oh, I was crazy about him.
21:02Thought it was going to last forever.
21:04So I passed on the job and two months later he dumped me for Louise McMullen.
21:09And then a month after that I got into a car accident, messed up my knee and then it was
21:12goodbye tutu.
21:13Hello, tatas.
21:16That is fantastic.
21:18Did we just hear the same story?
21:20You've got to tell that story to Anna.
21:22Putting off your dreams and then having your life spiral down the crapper.
21:25It couldn't be more perfect.
21:29Well, I guess I could talk to Anna if you think it would help her.
21:33Great.
21:34And don't be afraid to turn on the waterworks.
21:35Nothing sells pathetic like stripper tears.
21:38Maybe it would help if I started taping you so you could hear what it is you say.
21:46Don't be discouraged if Luke starts you off with catalog work.
21:48Just try to get your face in the shot.
21:50It's a little tough to do with a lawnmower, but I did it.
21:52Anna, where have you been?
21:54I was texting you.
21:55Oh, I was just coming over.
21:58Taking a trip?
22:00I'm sure you two have a lot to talk about.
22:02I'll just take these inside for you.
22:05Bye, Danny.
22:07What do you need luggage for?
22:11I was just about to come over and tell you right now.
22:13When did this happen?
22:14I just found out, okay?
22:15I thought we were supposed to go together.
22:18Why can't you wait?
22:19This is a huge opportunity.
22:21You should be saying, great, Anna.
22:23Go for it.
22:24If you can't support me, then maybe we shouldn't even be together.
22:31Hey, hey, Robin.
22:32Hi.
22:33What's up?
22:34I've been meaning to thank you.
22:35Your little speech to Anna worked like a charm.
22:37I just took her to the airport.
22:38Great.
22:40So, why was she fighting with Danny Bolan yesterday?
22:43They were breaking up.
22:45They were dating?
22:46Yeah.
22:47That's the whole reason I wanted you to talk to her.
22:49To convince her she was screwing up her life so I could ship her off to New York and get
22:52her away from Danny.
22:54You can tell me that.
22:57Okay, so?
22:58So, I don't like being used.
23:00Oh, don't get upset.
23:00You did good.
23:01Anna's gone.
23:02Danny's out of the picture.
23:03I owe you.
23:04Big time.
23:14Danny.
23:15Hey, I think we need to talk.
23:17Sorry.
23:17It's really not a good time.
23:19Actually, this is exactly the time.
23:27I just talked to Luke.
23:28Anna has settled into her dorm.
23:30She's got all her classes lined up.
23:32And he's taking her new headshots tomorrow.
23:34And the best part is she is miles away from the nearest Bolan.
24:01Oh, perfect timing.
24:04Something smells good.
24:06Just putting on the finishing touches before we eat.
24:09Bon appétit.
24:11Oh, you spoil me.
24:14What's wrong?
24:15Is it your back again?
24:16Yeah, I spent all day working on a crawl space.
24:17Oh, I'll call the chiropractor first thing in the morning.
24:20No need for that.
24:21I can fix it.
24:23Come here.
24:24Ow.
24:25Oh, wait, wait, wait.
24:25What are you doing?
24:26At Double D's, the girls were constantly throwing their backs out from sliding down that pole.
24:29They all came to see me.
24:31Now, just relax.
24:33And one, two, three.
24:36There.
24:37How do you feel?
24:38Oh, my God.
24:39It's gone.
24:41The pain's gone.
24:42Wow.
24:43Thank you, Robin.
24:45I was just going to give him a scotch and make him sleep in the guest room.
24:48Seriously, you really fixed me up.
24:50Thanks.
24:51Oh, please.
24:52After all you guys have done for me, that's the least I can do.
25:00I'm home.
25:01In here.
25:04No fast food tonight.
25:05Fire up the microwave.
25:11My back went out again.
25:12Robin tried cracking it, but it just didn't go deep enough.
25:15This is the way the Buddhist monks do it.
25:16It's the only way to get through all that muscle.
25:21Is there a problem, babe?
25:23No.
25:24No problem.
25:27Looks like you're in good hands or feet.
25:30So I'll just go make dinner.
25:33Happy trails.
25:38How does that feel?
25:39Oh, yeah.
25:40Do that.
25:40Do that.
25:42Can you handle a little more?
25:43Oh, give me all you got.
25:45So I ran into Janice White today.
25:48Says her husband is sick.
25:50Oh, wow.
25:50You're really stiff.
25:51Let me try something else.
25:53Oh, you're the boss.
25:55Apparently it's bacterial and he's bloating like a pig.
25:59I'm going to grab it and pull.
26:01Go for it.
26:02And there's a lot of diarrhea.
26:04Oh, yes.
26:05Oh, yes.
26:07Oh, yes.
26:11This is incredible.
26:13Those monks really know what they're doing.
26:16Yeah.
26:17When do they find time to pray?
26:24Hey, I'm on my way to school.
26:26The faculty volunteered to make sandwiches for the homeless.
26:30Okay.
26:30Well, I'll see you later.
26:32What's the matter?
26:33I re-piped an entire house.
26:35Even my hair hurts.
26:36Oh, you poor thing.
26:37You want the heating pad?
26:38No.
26:39No, I'll be okay.
26:40Well, I won't be gone long.
26:41Feel better.
26:43I'll just have Robin crack my back when she gets home.
26:44Or I could stay here and do it.
26:47What about the homeless?
26:49Please.
26:50You've gone this long without food.
26:52What's another ten minutes?
26:54Susan, do you have a problem with Robin working on me?
26:57Of course not.
26:59But she's not here and you're in pain.
27:02So why don't you let me take a shot at it?
27:04A shot at it?
27:05We're talking about my spine.
27:07Mike, Robin didn't exactly go to medical school between lap dances.
27:11I saw what she did.
27:12I can do the same thing.
27:14Here we go.
27:16Ow!
27:17Ow?
27:17No, ow.
27:18That's exactly what Robin did.
27:19No, she didn't yank it.
27:20It's my arm, not an emergency break.
27:22Shh.
27:22Just take a deep breath.
27:23The key is relaxation.
27:26Okay.
27:27One.
27:28Two.
27:31You know, if you hadn't moved when I said three...
27:35Just go.
27:45Oh, my God.
27:46Susan, isn't that going to be all right?
27:48Can I see him?
27:49Sure, sweetie.
27:51Just don't climb on the bed.
27:57Look, why didn't you wait for me?
27:58I would have taken care of Mike's back.
27:59No problem.
28:00Well, I...
28:01Wanted to do it myself.
28:03Oh.
28:04Okay.
28:08I'm lying.
28:08I didn't want to do it.
28:09I just really wanted you not to do it.
28:13I don't understand.
28:16God, I've been trying really hard to be cool about all this.
28:19But when I walked in and I saw you all over Mike...
28:25When I was cracking his back.
28:27I was just trying to help.
28:29While you were wearing next to nothing and straddling my husband.
28:34How was I supposed to react?
28:35You used to be a stripper.
28:41Oh, don't cry.
28:42Why are you crying?
28:43Strippers are supposed to be tough.
28:45Stop calling me that.
28:47Yes, I was a stripper.
28:50But you know what?
28:51You were the only person who never treated me like one.
28:53Until now.
28:55Oh.
28:57And I'm really sorry if I crossed the line with Mike.
29:00I guess after working nine years in the club,
29:01I just don't know where the line is anymore.
29:07I overreacted.
29:10Maybe I should move out.
29:12No, Robin.
29:13You don't have to do that.
29:17I want us to be friends for a very long time.
29:20So yes, I do.
29:27Daddy needs help making the bed go back down.
29:44Oh, hi.
29:46Susan asked me to bring you some of your mail.
29:48Oh, thank you.
29:49I'm Robin.
29:50We met at your party.
29:52Yeah, I remember.
29:55How's it going?
29:56Oh, I think you heard about my little vacation at Fairview Behavioral.
30:00Yes, I heard.
30:02Well, to be honest, it's been hard.
30:05Especially coming back to this big, empty house.
30:07Not to mention these subtle glances I get from people judging me.
30:10You know what I say?
30:11To hell with them.
30:15I'll see you.
30:17Oh, hey.
30:18And if this house gets too lonely, I'm looking for a room to rent.
30:22I mean, Mike and Susan are great, but it's getting a little crowded over there.
30:27Okay.
30:28I'll keep it in mind.
30:29And for what it's worth, it might take the heat off of you.
30:32No one judges the woman from the loony bin when there's a stripper next door.
30:43This is great.
30:45I haven't had a female roommate since after college.
30:49That's here for girl power.
30:51We should go out and have a drink to celebrate.
30:54Oh, I don't know.
30:55My therapist says I should get out more, but even being over at Gabby's house the other day, it's just
31:02hard.
31:03Yeah, I get that.
31:06So what was it like being in a mental hospital?
31:13I don't know.
31:14Not as much fun as one would expect.
31:17I only ask because of my mom.
31:19She used to use me as a punching bag.
31:21I always dreamed about having her committed.
31:24I'm sorry.
31:27Oh, no, it was only when she was drunk.
31:29It was her way of coping with my dad cheating on her all the time.
31:33I remember wishing that he was ugly so other women wouldn't want him, but he looked like Clint Eastwood.
31:41Anyway, Mom had to take out her anger somewhere, and I was an easier target than a 6'4 trucker.
31:51Actually, it was pretty bad at the hospital.
31:54People always say it's the screaming that gets to you.
31:59But at least screaming means you're alive, you know?
32:04What I couldn't take were the people with the blank stares.
32:10There was this one woman who sat frozen in the garden all day,
32:16whispering the words to old McDonald had a farm over and over and over.
32:22Doctors ever take offense when she got to hear a quack, there a quack, everywhere a quack quack?
32:35You know what?
32:39If there were ever two people who deserved a night out drinking, it's us.
32:46Okay, quid pro quo.
32:49I told you what it was like to go to bed in restraints,
32:52so I think it's only fair that you tell me what it was like being a stripper.
32:55Oh, it was brutal.
32:57If I had a dollar for every guy that slapped me on my butt just because he felt like it,
33:02kind of think of it, I'd do.
33:06Excuse me.
33:08My friend and I were wondering if you'd like to join us at our table.
33:12No, thank you.
33:13It's girls' night out.
33:14Two beautiful women in a bar.
33:16Can't blame a guy for asking.
33:18We're over there.
33:19If you decide to go, go ahead.
33:23Is it bad that I want to go sit with them?
33:25You do?
33:26Yeah.
33:27It's been a while since the guy that cute has flirted with me.
33:33You know what?
33:33Let's do it.
33:34Really?
33:35Yes.
33:36You look way too hot to waste on just me.
33:39Shall we?
33:43Come on, you've got to have a secret.
33:45Nope.
33:45It's shampoo and conditioner.
33:46Well, it looks amazing.
33:48You should be on the cover of hair magazines.
33:50What is it you said you'd do?
33:51I didn't.
33:52But my friend Catherine is starting her own catering company.
33:55Oh, well, thinking about it.
33:57Cooking is a passion of mine.
33:58But a lot has to happen before I start my own business.
34:03I know.
34:04You're a model.
34:06No.
34:07Oh, uh, dental hygienist.
34:09No.
34:10Oh, I know.
34:11You're a flight attendant.
34:13You may as well tell me.
34:14Or I'm just going to keep guessing all night.
34:15She's a stripper, okay?
34:20Ex-stripper, I'm sorry.
34:22Hey, why are you apologizing?
34:24You love strippers.
34:25Yeah, they're like angels of mercy.
34:28That show their boobs.
34:31You should probably get going.
34:33What are you talking about?
34:35We haven't even danced yet.
34:36Oh, I don't really feel like dancing.
34:38Although I can't speak for Catherine here.
34:40Let's just don't want to dance with you.
34:42You're not attracted to someone who's classy, witty.
34:45Not to mention breathtakingly beautiful.
34:47No offense to your friend, but you're more my type.
34:50Oh.
34:51Well, in that case, I guess I'll just keep her all to myself.
35:01Night, guys.
35:09God.
35:10Look in their faces.
35:12I know, it was the perfect combo of, I am so turned on and I am so going home alone.
35:20You should remember that the next time you want to get out of a bad date.
35:23Oh, no, I don't think so.
35:25Those two pigs confirmed what I've been thinking for a while now.
35:29I think it's time for me to give up on men.
35:32Amen, sister.
35:34It's official.
35:35My dating days are over.
35:37I mean, you don't have to take it that far.
35:39You can always just do what I did and explore other options.
35:44What do you mean?
35:46Cast a wider net.
35:48Expand the pool.
35:51Date chicks.
35:53Oh.
35:56So, you're...
35:58Yep.
35:59Card carrying.
36:02Ha.
36:04I thought that kiss felt awfully convincing.
36:09Well, I mean, I dated guys for a long time and I just never really felt a connection.
36:14And then I started stripping and I was surrounded by all these confident, sexy women.
36:19And then I realized, Robin, sweetie, you have been barking up the wrong tree.
36:24Yeah, I think I got the right tree.
36:27Just sick of barking.
36:29Well, it's it yourself.
36:36You're okay with this, right?
36:38It's not going to affect anything with us.
36:42I don't see why it would.
36:45Okay.
37:07Hey, Robin.
37:09What are you up to?
37:09Just out for a walk.
37:11It's such a nice day.
37:12Yeah, it is.
37:14So, how do you like the neighborhood?
37:15Is everyone treating you okay?
37:16I guess so.
37:17No one's giving you any guff about being a stripper, are they?
37:19Oh, no.
37:20I just want to make sure.
37:22Because trust me, I've been there.
37:25Way back when I was sort of in the sex trade myself.
37:29Oh, yeah.
37:30I used to model women's foundation garments for Sears Roebuck.
37:34These breasts put me through college.
37:37They're real, by the way.
37:40They look real.
37:42Yeah.
37:43Anyway, I'm glad that people are treating you nice.
37:47You know what the best part is?
37:50They actually see me.
37:53See you?
37:54I spent a lot of years working at a place where people stared at me all night long, but no
37:59one ever really saw me.
38:02You know what I mean?
38:03I do.
38:04When I first got here, I thought it was going to be the same thing, but I get the feeling
38:12your neighbors see past all the stuff that people usually look at.
38:18It makes me feel really good.
38:20Go ahead.
38:23Robbing Gallagher was right.
38:25The people she had met on Wisteria Lane had really looked at her.
38:30And they had seen her sense of morality,
38:35her loyal heart,
38:39her surprising insight,
38:43her forgiving nature.
38:47Some people had even taken notice of her incredible beauty.
38:56And they were surprised to discover
38:58they liked what they saw.
39:03She's a man who was right.
39:04What's the first thing?
39:05She's a woman who was looking for her.