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00:02Throughout even the most respectable of neighborhoods, you can hear the sound of scandal.
00:10Some scandals announce themselves with a shout.
00:14Ida! Ida Greenberg, that is not your paper!
00:19Some with a whisper.
00:21Throw me a 20 and I'll hook you up with free porn.
00:27And some with a bang.
00:29Get the hell off my lawn!
00:32And once in a great while, there comes a scandal so deliciously sorted, its roar drowns out all other noise.
00:40So your husband, do you have any idea how many men pay for the privilege of sleeping in this bed?
00:44There's not a lot of sleeping going on. Not if I'm doing my job right.
00:50So, how do you want to get started?
00:52With these.
00:54Well, that's gonna cost you extra.
00:58Maizy Gibbons, you're under arrest for solicitation.
01:01What?
01:02Please turn and place your hands on the bed.
01:04I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. Now.
01:07Hey!
01:09Get off me!
01:10This is entrapment.
01:12You all are making a gigantic mistake!
01:14Yeah, yeah. Hey fellas, here's one for your memoirs.
01:17Hey!
01:18Look!
01:21Come on!
01:22No!
01:23No!
01:23Don't you catch me!
01:24Get your hands off me!
01:30Maizy Gibbons!
01:31Maizy Gibbons would soon prove to be the shot heard round the world.
01:35I'm not going in there!
01:36Put me in here!
01:38It is often said that good news travels fast.
01:41But as every housewife knows, bad news moves quite a bit faster.
01:45Tish!
01:46Hey!
01:47You are not going to believe this!
01:50Maizy Gibbons was arrested!
01:51You cannot be serious!
01:52Did you hear about Maizy's girl anymore?
01:54It's just as we will!
01:55Well, I'm here!
01:57Maizy Gibbons running in handcuffs!
01:59I've been killed to see that!
02:00I'll be right back.
02:02Ladies, please calm down.
02:04This is just a precaution.
02:07If you'll just take a flyer...
02:09Hi!
02:09What's going on?
02:09Oh, there's been an outbreak of head lice.
02:12Head lice?
02:13These flyers detail all the important information concerning the situation,
02:17including the recommended de-lousing cones.
02:20De-lousing? Do they have to make it sound so disgusting?
02:22Does anybody know where it started?
02:23I'm sorry, that's confidential information.
02:26Barcliff maintains a strict no-blame policy.
02:28Hey guys, over here!
02:29I think parents have a right to know who brought this into our school.
02:32Please calm down, ma'am.
02:34Our position is that there's nothing to be gained by pointing fingers.
02:37To identify the child who initiated the outbreak might result in him or her
02:42being subjected to ridicule.
02:46I, um...
02:47Excuse me.
02:48If you'll just take a flyer...
02:50Stop scratching!
02:51Stop scratching!
02:51Now come, stop it!
02:52Guys, let's go!
02:53Okay!
02:54Stop scratching!
02:55I mean, stop, stop!
02:56Hey!
02:57See you later!
02:58Bye!
03:07Bye!
03:13What the hell?
03:17Gabrielle!
03:18What?
03:19Hey Gabrielle!
03:20I think we got a problem here!
03:22I can't hear you!
03:23I said I think we got a problem!
03:25The water's backing up here!
03:26What?
03:28Sewage?
03:32Yeah, that's sewage.
03:34So, uh, Mike, the suspense is killing us.
03:37Why don't you just tell us the bad news?
03:39Well, your outtake pipe's completely corroded.
03:42That's why it collapsed.
03:43We're gonna have to tear it out and re-pipe the whole system.
03:45And how much is this gonna cost?
03:48I'll do the job for you at cost, but you're still looking at six, seven grand minimum.
03:53Okay.
03:54Well, we'll let you know.
03:57Um, if, uh, money's an issue...
03:59Oh, no, no, no, it's not the money.
04:02It's just, uh, Carlos and I are trying to prioritize some little things we need to do around the house.
04:07And, uh, you know, consider sewage backing up in the house a priority?
04:10It's definitely on the short list.
04:12Hmm.
04:17Kinda surprised you called me.
04:18Why?
04:19Well, um, ever since my arrest.
04:22You know, nobody around here seems to want to have much to do with me.
04:27Innocent until proven guilty, my man.
04:31Hope he's more innocent than you are.
04:35Hey, it's Lynette.
04:36I know you're down about this mic thing, but you gotta come to poker.
04:39It'll be worth it.
04:40I got dirt on Maisie Gibbons.
04:44Hey, Susan.
04:45It's me.
04:46Look, I really wish you'd return my calls.
04:49We need to talk.
04:50I know I miss things, so...
04:52You okay?
04:55Hi.
04:56You know, I can stay home if you want.
04:58No, no.
04:59No, no.
04:59I know how much you were looking forward to this weekend with your dad.
05:02I'm fine.
05:03You don't look fine.
05:05Well, a little sad.
05:09Mike and I were just a fling.
05:10Not even a full fling.
05:12Sort of a borderline fling.
05:15Mom, anyone can see how much you loved him.
05:17Well, I also loved junk food and I gave that up and I survived.
05:20There's your father.
05:21Go have fun.
05:24Last chance.
05:26You sure?
05:26I'm sure.
05:27Now go.
05:36You'll find someone else, Mom.
05:39Someone great.
05:41I know it.
05:54What's wrong, Rex?
05:55Didn't you enjoy your golf game with Dr. Wallace?
05:57I didn't play.
05:59I'm still feeling sluggish.
06:00Still?
06:01Did you talk to him about that?
06:03Of course.
06:03He doesn't understand why the medication isn't working.
06:05He wants me to come in for a checkup tomorrow.
06:09I can see that Tish is making the round.
06:11She must have some juicy new anecdote.
06:13Now get her over here.
06:14I could use a funny story today.
06:17Tish!
06:18Tish!
06:20Oh, I can tell by that look on your face you've got something good.
06:23Now come on, don't be selfish.
06:25Well, first off, you're not friends with Maisie Gibbons, are you?
06:30No.
06:31Thank God, because this is too good.
06:34Maisie was arrested.
06:35While Harold was at work, she was having sex with men in her house for money.
06:39Can you imagine?
06:44No, I can't.
06:45And that's not even the best part.
06:46Word is, she had a little black book with all her clients' names.
06:52So, uh, you think that'll get out?
06:55Of course, these things always do.
06:57Nancy, wait up.
07:02Well, you heard your funny story, Rex.
07:05Why aren't you laughing?
07:17I'll get it.
07:20Ah, ah, ah.
07:21Hello?
07:23Hi, Tammy, yeah?
07:25Can we see one of the books?
07:26Yeah, here. See?
07:28It's this little white thing. Look.
07:30It looks like a...
07:31Oh, jeez.
07:32It looks like a sesame seed.
07:33That's cool.
07:34Yeah, well, there's lots more where that came from.
07:36No, I'm so sorry.
07:37He must be so disappointed.
07:39But look, we'll get all the boys together once Topher's back on his feet.
07:43Bye.
07:44What did Tammy want?
07:45She's canceling Topher's birthday party on Sunday.
07:47He's come down with the measles, huh?
07:50Measles, huh?
07:51Yeah.
07:53What?
07:54Tammy Brennan spent a fortune on Topher's party.
07:57She'd call in specialists from Switzerland before she'd let it be canceled.
08:01Okay.
08:01Why would Tammy lie to us?
08:03Because she saw Porter scratching his head at school.
08:06They all did.
08:07And now word's getting around.
08:09Why is everything a conspiracy theory with you?
08:10I mean, lots of kids get lice, it's not that big a deal.
08:12Well, it is for the rich B-I-T-C-H's at Barcliff Academy.
08:16Lynette.
08:16It's been one day and they were disinvited to a birthday party.
08:19If rumors start flying, these boys can kiss campouts and pool parties goodbye.
08:24Uh-oh.
08:26Yeah.
08:26Not so cool now, huh?
08:30It's all here.
08:31Appraisal, title search, and escrow documents.
08:33Again, I'm sorry about changing my mind, but this just isn't really a good time to sell the house.
08:37Zach's going through a lot and he wants to finish high school before moving.
08:40Ah, forget it, it's part of the business. I expect to get screwed over.
08:44Now, where is your house key?
08:47Oh, I must have left it at home. I'll bring it by tonight.
08:51No one will be here. Zach's away on a school trip and I'm going to Mount Pleasant on business today.
08:55Just drop it by tomorrow.
08:57Or I could just keep it.
09:00What?
09:01It's a joke, Paul. I know your wife's dead and all, but it's been six months. Lighten up.
09:06Hello.
09:08Felicia.
09:09Oh, hi, Felicia.
09:10Edie, I found this in my sister's things. It has your name on it.
09:15My necklace!
09:17Oh, you know, I lent this to Martha three months ago and she said that it went down the drain.
09:23Oh, I miss how we used to steal things from one another.
09:28So, Felicia, I heard they have a suspect in your sister's murder?
09:33Mike Delfino?
09:34Oh, he didn't kill her.
09:35But they found her jewelry in his garage.
09:37But his fingerprints weren't on any of it.
09:39Well, that just means he wore gloves.
09:40So, he's smart enough to use gloves, but he leaves her blood-spattered jewelry lying around for anyone to find?
09:48Please!
09:49Is that what you'd do if you killed someone?
09:51I don't know what goes through the mind of a murderer.
09:53I'm just saying I wouldn't trust him if I were you.
10:00HeyDie!
10:01That is lovely.
10:02Is it an antique?
10:04Yeah, I think so.
10:05You know, I know a store you would love. It specializes in antique jewelry. It's in Salt Lake City. Have
10:10you ever been to Salt Lake City?
10:11No, I try to steer clear of Utah.
10:14It's a little too conservative for me.
10:17Too bad.
10:19Have you ever been, Paul?
10:21No.
10:22It's lovely.
10:24I used to live there when I was a nurse.
10:28You should definitely go sometime.
10:37With no indoor plumbing, Gabrielle was now forced to improvise when it came to her personal hygiene.
10:44Wherever and whenever she had the opportunity.
10:50Sorry.
10:52That's okay.
10:53I was just about to give a Maisie Gibbons update.
10:56Guys, we should be ashamed of ourselves for reveling in that woman's misery.
11:01That being said, Edie, please continue.
11:06Well, I hear from a very reliable source that Maisie's going to cut a deal with the prosecution.
11:12Apparently, she has some high-profile Johns and the DA's looking for a second term.
11:17I don't get it.
11:19I don't get who would pay Maisie for sex.
11:21Obviously, someone who's not getting in at home.
11:24So, the upshot is, Maisie is going to turn over her little black book with all of her clients' names.
11:31Really?
11:32Yep.
11:33And can you imagine the fallout when this goes public?
11:36Blood on the walls.
11:40I'm all in.
11:42I'll call.
11:46Brie?
11:49What just happened?
11:52The stakes were raised.
11:54Yes, yes, they were.
11:58I'm gold.
12:00I can't believe how lucky you were today.
12:02Look, it had nothing to do with it.
12:04I had crappy cards and I was bluffing the entire time.
12:06Really?
12:06Wow, you're good.
12:08That's the only nice thing I could say about my first husband.
12:12He taught me how to bluff.
12:13He played poker?
12:14No, he was lousy in bed.
12:16I had to fake a lot of orgasms.
12:22You don't have to respond.
12:26So, where was Susan today?
12:30I'm not sure.
12:32Wow.
12:33Tom must be great in bed.
12:36Obviously, you have no idea how to bluff.
12:41Okay.
12:42She's going through something and I'm sure she'd prefer it to be private.
12:45She's upset with Mike, isn't she?
12:48Well, come on.
12:49I'm going to find out sooner or later.
12:53She's devastated about the breakup and she hasn't left the house in days.
12:56Well, why didn't you just tell me that?
12:59Because it's personal.
13:00It's the kind of thing she would only want me to tell her friends.
13:03I'm Susan's friend.
13:07Well, I don't hate her.
13:10Edie, if you want me to share stuff with you,
13:11you're going to have to start being more supportive of Susan.
13:13Okay.
13:14How?
13:17What do friends do?
13:18They call.
13:19They're sympathetic.
13:21They ask about the pain the other person is going through
13:23and then they listen.
13:25Well, what if you want to be supportive
13:27but you just can't stand listening to people bitch?
13:31Then it's good to know how to bluff.
13:56I know, it's very exciting.
14:01Yeah, I really think you do deserve this award.
14:21God, I have to go to the bathroom again.
14:23Go to Breeze.
14:24Been to Breeze twice today.
14:26Then go to Susan's.
14:27I hate Susan's.
14:28She has all these weird-scented candles.
14:30Her house reeks of apricot.
14:32Hose.
14:33How about Lynette's?
14:34No, you don't understand.
14:35I don't want to go to anybody's house anymore.
14:37I'm tired of knocking on doors
14:39and making up excuses as to why we haven't fixed our plumbing.
14:41Why are you yelling at me?
14:43Because it's your fault.
14:44My fault?
14:45Yes.
14:45If you hadn't gotten yourself indicted,
14:47we would have pipes right now.
14:48I got indicted trying to make enough money to keep you happy.
14:50In case you hadn't noticed, you're a little materialistic.
14:52Oh, I'm materialistic?
14:54When the Johnsons bought their new 7 Series,
14:56you were the one who went right in
14:58and traded in his car for something better.
15:00Who ended up driving it?
15:01You know what?
15:02I don't have time to fight right now.
15:03I have laundry to do.
15:14Nurse Abigail?
15:16Mrs. Scaba, right?
15:18The twins' mother?
15:19I just wanted to tell you that the boys are now...
15:23lice-free.
15:24Good to hear.
15:29I just can't figure out how it happened.
15:32They get a bath every night.
15:34Trust me.
15:35It's the ugliest 15 minutes of the day.
15:37I believe you.
15:40I keep thinking that maybe it was the petting zoo
15:43that I took them to last week.
15:44That llama was really iffy.
15:47Mrs. Scaba, it doesn't work that way.
15:49Lice only spreads from human to human.
15:51Even the cleanest kid in the world can get it
15:52if he gets too close to the wrong kid.
15:55Really?
15:56Yes.
15:57So don't be so hard on yourself, huh?
15:58I guess.
16:00Still, I can't help but feel a little guilty.
16:02After all, my kids started an entire lice outbreak.
16:07Look, you're, uh...
16:08Your kids didn't start it.
16:11They didn't?
16:12No.
16:13I know for a fact that Patient Zero was another little boy.
16:16This is his fourth time with this particular problem.
16:20Ah!
16:22There's a load off my mind.
16:25Well, thank you.
16:31So which kid is it?
16:33I can't tell you.
16:35You know we have a no-blame policy.
16:37We have to protect the children.
16:38You understand.
16:40Of course.
16:43No, I don't.
16:44You're gonna have to give me a name.
16:46Mrs. Scaba.
16:47Here's the thing.
16:48Acting like parents won't assign blame
16:50is like pretending they don't keep score
16:52at Pee Wee League games.
16:53It's human nature.
16:54If you don't give the mob someone to blame,
16:56they'll pick a scapegoat.
16:57I can't let my boys be the scapegoat.
16:59Please don't put me in this position.
17:00I'm begging you.
17:02They've already been uninvited from a birthday party.
17:04A really big birthday party
17:06with a bouncy house and a hot dog stand and a clown.
17:09I wish I could help you.
17:10For God's sakes, there's gonna be a magician.
17:12Tammy Brennan went all out.
17:16Tammy Brennan?
17:18Topher's mother?
17:19Yes.
17:22Well, isn't that interesting?
17:25Have a seat.
17:28Have a seat.
17:29Meanwhile, at the Fairview County Prison,
17:32Maisie Gibbons was delighted to find out she had a visitor.
17:35But she was soon reminded
17:37one should always beware of visitors
17:39bearing gift baskets.
17:43You've got to be kidding me.
17:46Hello, Maisie.
17:47Mrs.
17:47She's a member of the Fairview County Prison.
17:47Here we are.
17:47I'm sorry.
17:50I'm sorry.
17:58She's a member of the Fairview County Prison.
17:59What?
18:00I'm sorry.
18:03I'm sorry.
18:06I'm sorry.
18:10Let's go.
18:12I'm sorry.
18:14I'm sorry.
18:16I'm sorry.
18:19Ta-da!
18:26Stuff like this is why I love you.
18:38So, what brings you here?
18:41I need a favor.
18:43I thought as much.
18:46I heard that there's a, um, little black book with the name of your clients in it.
18:52There is?
18:54I was wondering if perhaps you could remove Rex's name from that little book.
18:59Wow, that's a big favor.
19:02Those muffins better be really good.
19:07I have some money that I've been putting aside for emergencies.
19:11It can be all yours if you just keep my mouth shut.
19:17Continue to be discreet.
19:20Gosh.
19:21I don't know.
19:25I don't think it's asking that much.
19:27All you need to do is remove one little name.
19:29But if I do it for you, then I have to do it for all the other wives.
19:34That wouldn't be fair now, would it?
19:38Maisie, please.
19:38I mean, we used to be good friends.
19:41Where were you when Harold lost his job a year ago?
19:45Did you stop by to see if there was anything that you could do?
19:47Did you bring a big basket of baked goods when you knew we couldn't even pay our bills?
19:51If you did, those displays of friendship seemed to have slipped my mind.
19:57Maisie, I didn't mention it when you were having financial troubles because...
20:02Well, I thought it would embarrass you.
20:05Yes, I would have been embarrassed, but it would have been a whole lot better than the silence.
20:10I have $14,000 in that account.
20:12It can all be yours.
20:17I'm not interested.
20:24But you do get credit for one thing.
20:27You came to visit me, even if it was for an ulterior motive.
20:32None of the other girls in the club even bothered.
20:34I've been abandoned.
20:37I guess that's what happens when you become a town whore.
20:41Oh, sweetie.
20:42They didn't abandon you because you're a whore.
20:45They abandoned you because you weren't all that nice to begin with.
21:04Who is it?
21:06It's Edie.
21:07Oh, Edie, not now.
21:08I'm kind of busy.
21:09Hi.
21:09Or just come on in.
21:11What are you doing?
21:13I decided that my life is way too complicated, and so I'm simplifying.
21:19I am getting rid of the clutter.
21:22Ooh.
21:24I was on vacation.
21:26It made sense at the time.
21:28Okay, not to be rude, but is there a reason you're here?
21:33Look, I'm feeling badly about what you're going through with Mike.
21:36And don't worry, I'm not going to date him.
21:38It doesn't matter anymore.
21:39Well, don't get me wrong.
21:41I still have every intention of sleeping with him.
21:44Some mountains are just meant to be climbed.
21:46I'm going to learn to keep my doors locked.
21:50How long have you been sitting here?
21:52I don't know.
21:53Five minutes, give or take three hours.
21:56That's it.
21:57Get up.
21:58Get dressed.
21:59Why?
21:59Because you're coming with me.
22:01It's time to get wasted.
22:02Happy hour started 45 minutes ago.
22:04Why would I go anywhere with you?
22:06Because that's what normal women do when they get depressed.
22:09They put on short skirts.
22:10They go to bars with their girlfriends.
22:12Maybe have one too many and then make out with some strange man in the back of a dark alley.
22:17Wow.
22:18Oh, come on.
22:20It'll be fun.
22:21I swear.
22:22Come on.
22:22Come on.
22:23Why do you even care?
22:25I never said I cared.
22:28It's just...
22:29Well, I...
22:32I guess I know what it's like to have your heart stomped on.
22:38Okay.
22:39All right.
22:41Give me a minute.
22:41I'll go change my clothes.
22:44And don't forget to do something with that skanky hair.
22:48You're a little scary looking.
22:54Ah.
22:55What about him?
22:57Not my type.
22:58Oh, look.
22:59I know the pigms are slim, but isn't there someone here that you're attracted to?
23:02I hate them all.
23:04Look at them just leering at us.
23:06They're so damn cocky.
23:08Like they know they have the upper hand.
23:09What are you talking about?
23:10We have the upper hand.
23:12Without us?
23:12They have none.
23:13Maybe 15 years ago.
23:14Not anymore.
23:15Now we're just lonely and desperate and they know it.
23:18And they just sit there ready to pounce.
23:21Waiting for us to take any crumb they're willing to throw our way.
23:26I don't want crumbs.
23:27I want Mike.
23:29Hi.
23:30Um.
23:30I'm going to be spending the whole night with her, so I'm going to be needing a lot more
23:34of this.
23:35I'm sorry.
23:36It's so hard to find a guy like Mike.
23:39I know in my heart he didn't kill Mrs. Hoover.
23:42Okay.
23:43Let's say Mike's a peach and he didn't kill Martha.
23:45Who did?
23:47I don't know.
23:48Obviously a bad guy.
23:49Somebody really awful.
23:51Somebody like...
23:53Somebody like Paul Young.
23:55Paul?
23:58Are you serious?
23:59I'm telling you, he's hiding something.
24:01He clams up every time we try to ask him about Mary Alice.
24:05And then when we found out about Dana...
24:08Dana?
24:09Who's Dana?
24:10Paul and Mary Alice had a baby.
24:12That died.
24:14You're kidding.
24:15Zach killed her.
24:16Holy crap.
24:17Who told you that?
24:18Paul.
24:19He said it was an accident, but I'm telling you, I think that's why Mary Alice was being
24:23blackmailed.
24:24Mary Alice was being blackmailed?
24:25Yeah.
24:26The girls and I found a threatening note in her stuff.
24:31What the hell kind of street do we live on?
24:37Come to think of it, the other day, Paul was talking to Felicia and he was working overtime
24:42trying to make Mike sound guilty.
24:44See?
24:46Shifting blame onto someone else, that's classic criminal behavior.
24:49Oh, I'm telling you, he's up to no good.
24:51Zach and Paul are out of town.
24:52Maybe we should sneak into their house and do some snooping.
24:55I have the key.
24:55Oh my god, yes, we should do that.
24:58Oh, come on, I was just kidding.
24:59No, Hedy, this is our chance.
25:00We should just go in for ten minutes.
25:02Susan, that's breaking and entering.
25:04Martha Hoover was your best friend.
25:06If we could find out who really killed her, wouldn't that be worth the risk?
25:14Have a nice evening.
25:17Serena, hi.
25:18Hey, how are you?
25:22I talked to Dr. Wallace today.
25:24Oh?
25:25He still has no idea why the medication isn't working.
25:28He told me he's thinking of running more tests.
25:30I told him I'm thinking about getting a second opinion.
25:36Rex, this might sound silly, but are people staring at us?
25:43Yeah.
25:46What's going on?
25:47Well, I could be wrong, but I suspect that Maisie Gibbons' client list has been released.
25:58You think they're laughing at you?
26:00No, I think they're laughing at you.
26:03I think they feel sorry for me, which is just as mortifying.
26:06What are we going to do?
26:09We're going to act like nothing is happening, and then when we finish eating, we're going
26:13to walk out of here with all the dignity that we can muster.
26:18Please, let's go now.
26:20Oh, no.
26:21I refuse to give them this kind of satisfaction.
26:23Open your menu.
26:24Everybody's staring.
26:25Bree, it's humiliating.
26:26Well, you should have thought of that before you left a personal check on Maisie Gibbons'
26:29nightstand.
26:30Hurry, you stay here if you want to.
26:32I'm leaving.
26:32Rex, if you walk out of this restaurant, I will scream.
26:36Bree?
26:37I will scream about your cruelty, then I will scream about your infidelity, and just
26:43to make sure it really hurts, I will scream about your distasteful sexual habits.
26:47You want to know what true humiliation is?
26:49You just hit one step.
27:08So, what are you having?
27:10The veal looks good.
27:23So, what are we looking for exactly?
27:25An embroidered pillow that says, I killed Martha Huber?
27:28I don't know.
27:28Just something suspicious.
27:33Mmm, smells expensive.
27:40Do you believe in evil, Edie?
27:42Of course I believe in evil.
27:43I work in real estate.
27:45I'm serious.
27:47Something about this house that's just so cold and creepy.
27:51You couldn't tell when Mary Alice was alive.
27:54She just brought so much warmth and light.
28:00Now there's something...
28:02I could just taste it.
28:04Can't you sense it?
28:05The only thing I can sense is that you've had too much to drink.
28:08Oh, something happened in this house.
28:10Something so awful, we can't even imagine it.
28:14Ow!
28:16Son of a bitch!
28:17Are you okay?
28:20I just stubbed my toe.
28:22Oh my God, Angela.
28:24Huh?
28:25Angela, that's what Mary Alice used to call herself.
28:27What are you talking about?
28:28We heard it on this tape that Bree stole from her therapist's office.
28:31It's a long story, I'll tell you later.
28:32Oh, we've got to pop this in.
28:38What was that?
28:39I think it's Paul.
28:40You said he was going to be gone.
28:41Well, I guess I was wrong.
28:45Hurry!
28:45I got rid of the tape.
28:47Hide!
28:49Hide!
28:49Oh, oh, oh!
28:50Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
29:13Paul!
29:14Oh!
29:16Edie!
29:17God, you scared me.
29:18I'm sorry.
29:19I see that you made it back from Mount Pleasant.
29:22Yes.
29:24What are you doing here?
29:25Oh, I came by to bring you your key.
29:27I was just about to leave you a note.
29:28You're returning my key at 1130 at night.
29:31What the hell's going on here?
29:33You're right.
29:35We're too old to be playing games.
29:37What?
29:38My note was going to tell you that I, uh, I, I wasn't kidding this afternoon.
29:44I really would like to keep a key to your place to use if the mood strikes me.
29:51You've been drinking.
29:53Just enough to get up the courage to tell you how I feel about you.
30:27Okay, well, obviously you're uncomfortable about this, so I'm really sorry if I embarrassed you. Here. Here's your key. I'll
30:37see you around.
30:38Edie, I'm not embarrassed. If anything, I'm flattered.
30:49Susan. Susan, talk to me.
30:52Mike, it's not a good time. I'm a little drunk and a little freaked out.
30:55Why haven't you returned any of my messages?
30:57We're broken up. I thought I made that pretty clear.
30:59Oh, come on. Can't we work this out?
31:01You lied to me.
31:02When? When did I lie to you?
31:04The police showed me your rap sheet. You killed a man.
31:07You can't believe I'm some cold-blooded killer.
31:09No, of course I don't believe that, but I also didn't believe that Carl was going to cheat on me,
31:13and I didn't believe that Mary Alice was going to kill herself.
31:15I mean, let's face it, Mike, blind faith is not my friend.
31:18I was going to tell you, there just wasn't a right moment.
31:20See, now that's a lie, too, because there were plenty of right moments.
31:24Susan.
31:24Every time we went out for pizza, you could have said,
31:26Oh, and by the way, I once killed a man.
31:28Or when you said, Hey, let's go jogging, you could have said,
31:30Well, by the way, I once killed a man.
31:32Every time we went to the movies and the hero shot the bad guy,
31:35you could have turned to me and said,
31:36Oh, and by the way, I did that once. You didn't.
31:39Do you want to hear what happened or not?
31:41It doesn't matter, because I will never believe anything you say ever again.
31:59Well, at the very least, you can believe that.
32:19Occupied.
32:20Carlos, I have to go.
32:21Well, you're going to have to wait.
32:23Why should I have to wait? It's my port-a-potty.
32:25What do you mean it's yours?
32:25I'm the one who stole it.
32:27Babe, I'm sorry. You're just going to have to wait.
32:37Thank you so much, Bree.
32:40Seeing your tile has really helped me make my decision.
32:42Next time I remodel, I am using limestone.
32:45Gabrielle, is everything okay?
32:49Sure. Why?
32:51Well, it's just that you've been acting kind of odd lately.
32:54In what way?
32:57Well, you keep coming up with excuses to use everyone's bathroom.
33:00And then, two days ago, Mr. Cowley looked into your backyard and saw you and Carlos doing your laundry in
33:06the jacuzzi.
33:09Well, there's a simple explanation for that.
33:14I, um...
33:15Are you and Carlos having some sort of money trouble?
33:19Gabby, it's okay if you are.
33:21Is that so?
33:23Yes. And to tell you the truth, I'm a little insulted.
33:26I am a good friend.
33:27Why would you feel like you have to hide that from me?
33:30I don't know.
33:32Probably for the same reason you didn't tell me Rex was one of Maisie's clients.
33:37That is obviously different.
33:40Why?
33:41Because it happened to you?
33:44Bree, this is how I see it.
33:46Good friends support each other after they've been humiliated.
33:49Great friends pretend nothing happened in the first place.
33:57Well, then...
33:59Good luck on your remodel.
34:02And please tell Rex I said hello.
34:05Hello.
34:09Hmm.
34:10Hmm.
34:25Hey, Tammy.
34:27Lynette!
34:30See...
34:32Can we go play?
34:33Yeah, sure, boys. Have fun.
34:35Woo!
34:36Let's go play in the bathhouse!
34:38Let's go!
34:40All right.
34:41You caught me. I lied.
34:44But you sure have some nerve crashing at a six-year-old's birthday party.
34:48Just so you know, I got to offer a set of bongo drums.
34:51I know you'll love them as much as he will.
34:53Charlie, come on out of there!
34:54I don't want you playing with those scum boys!
34:57Uh, Mona, please!
34:58I'm sure they're clean.
35:01You are not ruining my party.
35:03I've got to thank you, you mom!
35:04How do you want her up for six?
35:06Porter!
35:07Preston!
35:07Okay, out, out, out.
35:08Come on.
35:08Porter, Preston. Let's go.
35:10Not quite yet.
35:11Boys, keep bouncing. That's right. Keep bouncing.
35:14Oh! By the way, I spoke to Nurse Abigail.
35:17I know who Patient Zero is.
35:21All right, that's it, kids. Get out.
35:22Get out.
35:23Out, out, out. Go. Go.
35:26How could you do that?
35:29Look, this party meant everything to Topher.
35:31I couldn't risk people not showing up.
35:33He would be devastated. I had to do something.
35:35And the best you could come up with was letting my kids take the fall?
35:38Hey, I hardly had to say anything. People were already suspicious.
35:41Oh, please.
35:42Yeah, it's true. Let's face it. Your boys aren't the cleanest kids on the planet.
35:49That was not a smart thing to say.
35:52But where are you going?
35:53I'm going to tell the truth to every mother out there, and then I'm going to take back
35:57the bongos.
35:58No, wait. Okay. All right.
36:00Look, I was wrong. I admit it. I am really, really, really sorry.
36:04Too little, too late.
36:06Okay, okay. I'll tell everyone that I was wrong, that your kids aren't the ones.
36:12Please. I'm begging you.
36:16Well, why is Stan in there?
36:18Get to it.
36:31Hey, hi.
36:32Hi.
36:33What's up?
36:34Well, um, I've been doing some thinking.
36:38Rex and I have been members of the Fairview Country Club for years, and, well, lately it
36:42seems to have lost some of its exclusivity, and so I've decided not to renew our membership.
36:48I'd rather see the money go to someone I care about.
37:00Oh, Brie, I can't take that.
37:02Gabby, this is the way I see it.
37:05Good friends offer to help in a crisis.
37:08Great friends.
37:10Don't take no for an answer.
37:20We're going to pay you back every cent.
37:22I promise.
37:24Take your time.
37:32Yes, everyone loves a scandal.
37:36No matter how big or small.
37:43After all, what could be more entertaining than watching the downfall of the high and mighty?
37:53What could be more amusing than the public exposure of hypocritical sinners?
38:01Yes, everyone loves a scandal, and if for some reason you're not enjoying the latest one,
38:11Well, the next one is always around the corner.
38:17Well, no matter how quick or small.
38:20I love a fool.
38:20quê I
38:20love you. Why?
38:20I love
38:20you. I love
38:21you. Yeah,
38:22I love you. 이제 to
38:22go to SI wrington, you're in the middle of your career.