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00:04Since she'd become a mother, Gabrielle Solis had learned many things.
00:10How to get gum off a remote control.
00:14How to rescue a doll from the disposal.
00:18And where to find disappointing report cards.
00:23Gabrielle had also learned that no matter how hard she tried...
00:27Cereal again?
00:28She couldn't please everyone.
00:30Yes, another free meal you didn't have to work for. Stop being seven.
00:34Celia, get down here!
00:36Anna used to make us bacon. I miss her.
00:39Yeah, well, she also used to do the laundry and the windows, so I miss her more.
00:43Celia, the milk is poured!
00:45Oh, I need cupcakes for school today.
00:48Today? How many?
00:50Mom! Three dozen.
00:52Why didn't you tell me this last night?
00:55I forgot. If you got me ham, I need meat.
00:58Babe, are you gonna pick up my soup from the dry cleaners?
01:00Yes! After I fold the laundry, fry up some ham, and pull three dozen cupcakes out of my ass!
01:06Mom!
01:07What?
01:08My face itches.
01:11What are those mosquito bites?
01:13Whoa, that looks like chicken pox.
01:16No, no, no, no! I don't have time for sick kids!
01:19Forget the dry cleaning. You gotta take her to the doctor.
01:21God, what do you do for chicken pox? I've never had them.
01:24What? Stop!
01:26Why?
01:26You can't go anywhere near her. If you haven't had them, you're not immune.
01:29In fact, you gotta get out of here.
01:30Honey, Celia is sick.
01:31Chicken pox is dangerous for adults. Go!
01:33I have to do the laundry. I've got dishes.
01:35I will take care of the house!
01:38Yes, Gabrielle had learned many things as a mother.
01:42The most important...
01:44See ya!
01:46...was to get while the getting was good.
01:51Seduction.
01:53Any soap opera fan will tell you.
01:56It's an art best practiced...
01:59Stop.
02:00...on those who are vulnerable.
02:03Hey there! You hungry?
02:06I am now.
02:08What's that amazing smell?
02:11Uh, cinnamon rioche french toast?
02:15But I probably shouldn't.
02:16You're such an amazing cook, I'm already having trouble fitting into my clothes.
02:22Oh, uh...
02:23I need some maple syrup.
02:26Seriously? You heated the syrup?
02:30You're unbelievable.
02:35You should eat it while it's still...
02:39...hot.
02:48Mmm.
02:51Oh no.
02:53Look.
02:54It's got syrup all over me.
02:57I don't know what it is with me.
02:59I just...
03:00...have to get dirty.
03:03You...
03:04...got some on your bra, too.
03:24I'll get it.
03:28Please.
03:29It's wrong.
03:30Then why does it feel so right?
03:32Oh.
03:35Catherine, you up yet?
03:37Oh good.
03:38I was calling, but you didn't hear me.
03:40I think you fell asleep with the TV on.
03:45What would you like for breakfast?
03:48Anything but french toast?
03:50Oh, I don't think you'll be here that long.
03:57I got it.
03:58I got the perfect name for the baby.
04:02Patricia.
04:04Let me think about it.
04:05No.
04:08Why not?
04:09It's a great name.
04:10I told you I want to honor my aunt.
04:13We're naming her Polly.
04:14Polly.
04:15Okay.
04:16You get a peg leg.
04:17I'll get an eye patch and we'll carry around on our shoulders.
04:23Good morning, Penny.
04:25Oh, hey, baby.
04:27Where are my pancakes?
04:28Oh, sweetie.
04:29I've got a lot going on today.
04:30I'll make you pancakes this weekend.
04:32But I always get pancakes on my birthday.
04:36That's right.
04:38You do.
04:41But...
04:42We have an even bigger treat planned for you this year.
04:48What?
04:50Like I'm going to tell you and ruin the big surprise.
04:54How could you forget your birthday?
04:55Me? I'm pregnant.
04:56I forget pants sometimes.
04:58What's your excuse?
04:59What's my surprise?
05:02What the hell are we going to do?
05:04Cover me?
05:05I'm going in.
05:10Birthday breakfasts are for kids.
05:14Now that you're 11, I was planning to make you the best birthday dinner ever.
05:25With decorations.
05:29Tons of presents.
05:33Getting the tail on the...
05:35You forgot my birthday.
05:38Wow.
05:42There was no cover in that, babe.
05:47You're twice the man he is.
05:52What's Raymundo going to say when he finds out Tiffany's sleeping with his brother?
05:57Alas, you'll never know.
05:59Hey, Mom. We were just taking a break.
06:01So I gathered.
06:02If you don't mind, Tad, I'd like to speak to my son.
06:05Sure. Go ahead.
06:07In private, Tad.
06:09Oh, so you want me to...
06:10Be any place else but here. Right.
06:16So, what's up?
06:18There's a truck outside with the flower arrangements we ordered for the Addams party.
06:21All 100 of them.
06:24Wait, but we only ordered 10.
06:25That's what I said.
06:26And then the delivery man showed me this invoice.
06:29At first I wasn't sure if that was Tad's signature, but when I saw that his name was misspelled...
06:34I knew it was him.
06:35Would you like me to talk to him?
06:37No. I would like you to hold him down while I strike him with a large wooden spoon.
06:40Whatever. I'll take care of it.
06:42What are you going to say to him?
06:45When Orson had his accident, did you or did you not put me in charge?
06:48Yes, but I am starting to think that you are not ready.
06:52Look, I'm never going to figure this job out unless you let me make mistakes and learn from them.
06:56I realize that, Andrew, but you're making...
06:58Mom, I know you have your control issues, but when stuff happens, you're going to have to learn to just
07:02relax and let me clean up my own messes, okay?
07:04Hey, what do you want all these flower arrangements?
07:10Oops.
07:12No problem, Tad. As luck would have it, we've got extra.
07:20Roy, we've got guests. You can watch yourself later.
07:24Come on, Roy.
07:26Well, again, thank you for inviting us over to brunch. Everything looks delicious.
07:30Yeah, it does, doesn't it?
07:32Right, Karen? You know what I want.
07:35When company comes over, I get to use salt.
07:39Roy's on a low-sodium diet.
07:40No sodium is code for tastes like socks.
07:45So sue me, because I don't want you dropping dead.
07:48Listen to you two. You sound like a sweet old married couple.
07:53Hey.
07:55So, have you ever thought of making an honest woman out of Karen?
08:01What are you doing?
08:03Well, I just want them to be as happy as we are.
08:06We're happy. Living in sin suits us just fine.
08:11Is that how Karen feels?
08:13Susan, why don't you try this batata?
08:16Karen doesn't care about marriage, do you, pumpkin?
08:22Here. Have some more salt.
08:25I almost figured you'd say no.
08:27So why don't you grow up here and find out?
08:30Are you serious?
08:34Of course she's serious.
08:38Fine.
08:40Mike, give me a hand, will you?
08:43Oh my God, this is so romantic.
08:47Karen, will you son of a bee there is the battery to my hearing aid.
08:55Okay, okay.
08:57Karen, do you want to marry me?
09:02Golly, I don't know what to say. This is all so sudden.
09:05Answer, my knee hurts.
09:08I would love to marry you, Roy.
09:26So if Gabby's just staying a couple of days, why'd she bring three suitcases?
09:29She said most of her dresses haven't had chicken pox either.
09:33Oh, that was amazing. I just took a nap in the middle of the day.
09:39I guess it's a little different without kids, huh?
09:41Oh, are you kidding me? I haven't taken a nap since Juanita Crowned.
09:44Okay, you just created a visual that is forbidden inside these walls. Try to watch that.
09:48Here, just in time for pre-dinner, Cosmos.
09:50In a crystal glass?
09:52Oh, Celia broke our last one six months ago.
09:56I've been drinking my cocktails out of a Scooby Doo sippy cup.
10:00Mmm, I'm in heaven.
10:02Mmm, so it's movie night. Have you seen this?
10:05Does it have a talking penguin or a dog that plays basketball?
10:07No, just gratuitous sex and lots of islands.
10:09Yay, art!
10:19Uh-oh, somebody's glass is empty. That's also forbidden inside these walls.
10:23Oh, now I don't know you guys that well, but I love you.
10:29Mmm.
10:34Oh, wow.
10:35Are you okay? Oh, my God!
10:38Alright, it's time for cake.
10:40I got your favorite.
10:42Chocolate?
10:43I got your second favorite.
10:45Mom?
10:47Yes?
10:47Uh, I have a date in half an hour. Can I go now?
10:50No, you cannot go.
10:52Preston's in Europe, Perker's at band practice.
10:54You are representing all siblings.
10:56Mom.
10:56Don't you feel bad we forgot her birthday?
10:58I didn't forget.
10:59I gave her a present this morning,
11:00so don't take it out on me that you and Dad failed as parents.
11:03Oh!
11:03We used up all our good parenting on you.
11:05That's why you're so delightful.
11:07Okay!
11:08Here we go!
11:13One, two, three.
11:15Who's Polly?
11:22Oh, my God!
11:24Erase, erase, erase, erase.
11:27Sweetie, I am so sorry.
11:29You know, I don't know if you know this, but pregnant women get a little scattered,
11:33and then your dad and I were talking about baby names, and they got on the phone with the bakery,
11:38and...
11:39Which is clearly a terrible excuse, and again, I am so sorry. Let me fix this.
11:47Hey, that just made it worse, and how would you like our puppy?
11:52Forget it.
11:55But you haven't opened your presents yet! Come back!
12:00Penny.
12:00I know her name.
12:03The Central Bank Thursday...
12:05Ned!
12:07Yeah, what? What's going on?
12:10Danny took off. Listen to this.
12:12Didn't want to wake you. Went camping with Eddie.
12:15Had to clear my head about the whole honor thing.
12:17P.S. took my cell, but doubt we'll have reception.
12:21Good for him.
12:22Are you crazy? He's never been by himself.
12:24He knows how to drink out of a canteen and pee on a tree.
12:27I think I'll be fine.
12:28This isn't funny!
12:29Look, should he have asked us?
12:30Okay, yeah.
12:31But I think it's healthy.
12:35He better hiking with Eddie than alone in his room with a bottle of pills.
12:41I don't know.
12:42He's 19. Eventually, we gotta let him live a normal life.
12:46He's never gonna have a normal life.
12:49None of us will.
12:54I realize the mistake was ours, Mr. Tamble.
12:57What am I supposed to do with 90 extra floral arrangements?
13:00Well, it will be your problem if I stop doing business with you.
13:07Yes, what can I do for you?
13:08Actually, the question is, what can I do for you?
13:10I'm sorry, did we have an appointment?
13:12No, but I've been wanting to meet you for such a long time,
13:14and when I woke up this morning, I told myself today's the day.
13:17May I say?
13:18No, no, not just yet.
13:19What is it you want, Mr...
13:21Allen. Sam Allen.
13:22I've been following your career for a while now, Mrs. Hodge.
13:24I've been to some parties you've catered.
13:26I've got your cookbook.
13:27I've read every interview you've ever done.
13:28And I think you're quite amazing.
13:30How nice.
13:31Now let's skip to the part where you assure me that you're not some deranged stalker.
13:35Hardly.
13:36I want to work for you.
13:37Doing what?
13:39Anything.
13:40Everything.
13:42I'm very busy, Mr. Allen.
13:44If you'd like, you could leave your resume with my assistant.
13:46I worked as a sous chef to put myself through business school,
13:48where I graduated at the top of my class.
13:50I know my way around a kitchen and a calculator.
13:52And I'm not asking you to pay me a lot of money.
13:55Not yet, anyway.
13:56I want to learn your business from the ground up.
13:58And then I want to help you expand it.
14:01Really?
14:03You're a woman who has something to say about traditional values.
14:06And I think our country's ready to listen.
14:09I am flattered.
14:11But I'm also fully staffed.
14:13And I honestly wouldn't know how to use you.
14:15I'm sorry.
14:18So am I.
14:21In regard to the extra floor arrangements,
14:24you could donate them to a hospital and record the loss as a charitable contribution.
14:28And if you split the arrangements in half,
14:30you could double the amount you claim.
14:32Just a thought.
14:36Mr. Allen.
14:39Now you can sit.
14:45Hey!
14:46Where's your blushing bride?
14:48Upstairs in the can.
14:49What do you want?
14:50Well, I thought I would drop this off.
14:52It's a bouquet I found.
14:53Don't you think it'll be perfect for Karen?
14:55Haven't you done enough already?
14:57Huh?
14:58We had a good thing going.
15:00Me and Karen.
15:01Now, because of you, we're gonna get married and ruin it.
15:05Getting married isn't gonna ruin it.
15:07It's gonna make it better.
15:08No, it isn't.
15:09It's like salt.
15:11What?
15:15All my life, I never cared about salt.
15:19But when my doctor said I couldn't have it anymore,
15:21I started craving it.
15:24Wait, are you telling me that you're gonna cheat on Karen?
15:30I go to a stretching class at the center.
15:32There's a lady with blue hair always sits in front of me.
15:36Six months she's been there.
15:37I never gave a crap about her.
15:38But this morning, 48 hours after you told me I had to propose to Karen,
15:43I'm looking at old blue hair and I'm smacking my lips.
15:48Salt!
15:49You're 80 years old, Roy.
15:52Infidelity is dangerous.
15:54My body's 80.
15:56But inside, I'm still a randy teenage boy.
16:00Susan, I'm telling you, I have to kiss some other women before I die.
16:04Well, you can't, so forget it.
16:07Just think about Karen and how much she loves you.
16:09And if you do that, I'm sure you'll be able to resist any inappropriate urges, okay?
16:20Yeah, that's the stuff.
16:34How is your wife being molested funny?
16:38It was just a kiss from an 80-year-old man.
16:40Well, it's too bad he didn't grab my ass.
16:42You'd be rolling on the floor.
16:43What do you want me to do?
16:44Beat him up?
16:44Take the tennis balls off his walker?
16:46Okay, forget about me.
16:47What about what he's doing to Karen?
16:49I mean, they're about to get married and he has no intention of being faithful.
16:53Because he feels trapped.
16:55And whose fault is that?
16:56Don't point the mustard at me.
16:59Susan, I was there.
17:00You practically forced him into this.
17:03Okay.
17:04I made a mistake.
17:05I didn't know that he was some sort of Jurassic gigolo.
17:07I have to tell Karen about this right now.
17:10No.
17:11You've meddled enough.
17:13Well, I can't let her marry him knowing what I know.
17:16Susan, he's having second thoughts.
17:17I mean, come on.
17:18There's not a married man on earth who didn't have second thoughts before he got married.
17:22Oh, really?
17:29I didn't mean...
17:32Okay, I'm done.
17:34See ya, boys.
17:36Thanks for driving.
17:37Bye, Gabby.
17:39Don't forget to friend us.
17:40Oh, I won't, Fernando.
17:41And good luck with your peck implants.
17:50All right.
17:50Time for a nightcap.
17:51Oh, nightcaps.
17:53I've forgotten all about nightcaps.
17:55Oh, I miss the gates and the lights.
17:56You know what?
17:57She deserves the full experience.
17:58We're gonna throw you a party.
18:00Brilliant.
18:00I have mini quiches in the freezer and ten homos on speed dial.
18:03It's done.
18:04I'm so excited.
18:05Invite those guys from tonight.
18:07Except Fernando.
18:08He's prettier than me.
18:10Hi, it's Bob.
18:11And Lee.
18:12Leave a message.
18:13Hey, guys.
18:14It's Carlos.
18:15I'm looking for Gabby.
18:16The doctor says the girls aren't contagious anymore, so she can come home now.
18:20Thanks.
18:21Well, that's good news.
18:23What?
18:23That is horrible news.
18:25My children are healthy.
18:26Damn it.
18:27But you can go home now.
18:28No.
18:29I'm not ready.
18:29I'm just starting to remember what it's like to be human again.
18:33Sleeping in.
18:34Not stepping on toys.
18:35Eating at restaurants that don't have a slide.
18:38I have tasted freedom and I am not ready to give it up.
18:40What are you gonna tell Carlos?
18:44Oh, no.
18:45A stomach virus.
18:46Yeah.
18:47You called earlier.
18:48I was throwing up.
18:49Well, we don't want the girls to catch it.
18:52What's that noise?
18:55My teeth are chattering.
18:58Anyhow, I'll be home as soon as I can.
19:00Doctor says it's a 24 hour thing.
19:01Don't forget the hangover.
19:02Your 36 hour thing.
19:03Gotta go.
19:06Start pouring.
19:07I said I was throwing up.
19:08Don't wanna be a liar.
19:15I can hire whomever I want.
19:17It's my company.
19:18And I run it for you.
19:19I should have been consulted.
19:20Why are you being so unpleasant about this?
19:22I hired Sam to help you.
19:24I don't need his help.
19:25I've got it under control.
19:27All I've seen lately is evidence to the contrary.
19:29And if you think I'm gonna stand by while everything I've built falls apart...
19:35Sam!
19:36I thought you'd gone home.
19:37I stayed late to finish the inventory.
19:39Well, aren't you industrious?
19:42I also wanted to talk about Tad.
19:45What about him?
19:47Every task I've given him, he's either botched or failed to finish.
19:50I think it's time to cut our losses.
19:53We're not firing Tad.
19:54Why not?
19:55He's a moron.
19:56He's a good guy.
19:57And I don't want you talking that way about my employees.
19:59Andrew, you have to admit, he's more than a little incompetent.
20:04Give him a chance.
20:05He's just a kid.
20:09You're having an affair with him, aren't you?
20:12Sam!
20:13How could you say such a thing?
20:14I think the more pertinent question is, why isn't Andrew denying it?
20:25Andrew, have you had sex with Tad?
20:30Just once.
20:31Oh, my God.
20:33Well, he came on to me.
20:35It was late, and I had been drinking.
20:37That's your excuse?
20:39Honestly, Andrew, I am so disappointed in you.
20:41Really?
20:42You want to play that card?
20:43You're living with Alex.
20:44And you're married to Orson.
20:48Yeah, I know about Carl Meyer.
20:50Hello, Pot. I'm Kettle.
20:51It's nice to meet you.
20:52I cannot believe you would bring this up in front of a stranger.
20:54Yeah.
20:54You know me.
20:55Hypocrisy just makes me forget my manners.
20:58Perhaps I should go.
20:59Yes.
21:00But I want you back here bright and early tomorrow morning to help me fire Tad.
21:04No.
21:04No.
21:05You can't fire him.
21:07Yes, I can.
21:08In fact, I can fire anyone I want.
21:27And then right as I was taking off her bra, I woke up.
21:33What do you think that means?
21:36Seems pretty straightforward.
21:38But I'm not a lesbian.
21:41You're getting ahead of yourself.
21:43Maybe this dream isn't even about Robin.
21:45Maybe it's about how I've been so hurt by men that women are the only safe option left.
21:51Why are you even thinking about relationships at all with men or women?
21:55You're still fragile.
21:57Now, when you're stronger, then we can talk about who you might be attracted to.
22:01But I'm not attracted to her.
22:03That's what I'm saying.
22:05Women my age don't just wake up one day with a homosexual identity.
22:10This dream has got to mean something else.
22:12Well, what it tells me clearly is that you are being distracted from your recovery.
22:18So what am I supposed to do? Stop dreaming?
22:21No.
22:22But you might want to consider asking Robin to find another place to stay.
22:32This lettering is so small, I can hardly read the label.
22:34While you're deciding which one this dolphin is safe, I'm gonna get some beer.
22:51Hey, Mrs. Bullen.
22:53Did you shop here?
22:55Where's Danny?
22:56He said you guys were going camping.
22:58Oh, yeah. No, but it turned out I can go.
23:02So he just went by himself.
23:07You want to get in line?
23:09You want to make me?
23:12Spill it.
23:13I'm sorry.
23:14He said he'd call you when he got there.
23:16Hey, you guys back already?
23:19So where is he really?
23:22New York.
23:24Danny went to find Anna.
23:31Hey, hey.
23:32Don't freak out.
23:33It's a big city.
23:35What if he goes to the old neighborhood?
23:37Patrick is not going to find him.
23:39He found us the last time.
23:42Come on. I gotta go pack.
23:57You're in early?
23:58Oh, I couldn't sleep so I thought I'd review our liability insurance.
24:02But I'm having a little trouble focusing.
24:05Maybe some coffee will perk you up.
24:09About what happened yesterday, Sam.
24:11That ugliness with Andrew.
24:14Driven, successful people like you have complicated lives.
24:17But the specifics are none of my business.
24:21My, um, relationship with Andrew is, to say the least, complicated.
24:29I'm sure Andrew respects and loves you very much.
24:32I just worry that...
24:35What?
24:36Well, it's not unusual for children in a family business to have a sense of entitlement.
24:42I hope you don't mind me saying that.
24:45No. Go ahead.
24:48This must be so hard. What do you do in this situation?
24:50Keep coddling him, hoping he'll change?
24:53Or do you cut the apron strings and trust that all the hard work you've done will allow him to
24:58thrive?
24:59That's a good question.
25:02You know what? I've got everything under control here.
25:05Why don't you go back to the house and catch up on your sleep?
25:07But there's so much work to be done.
25:09Sure, but that's why you hired me, isn't it? To help you out?
25:13Thank you, Sam.
25:16You're very kind.
25:21And Sam?
25:24I'm very glad you're here.
25:57Hey, Bert. I'm looking for Penny. She didn't get off the bus.
25:59That's because she didn't.
26:00I figured she went home sick or something.
26:02What? No.
26:04She didn't come home sick. Where is she? Penny?
26:07Mrs. Scavo, Penny said to give you this.
26:14She's running away.
26:26Any idea why she would run away? Problems at home?
26:29No. No, everything's fine.
26:34Well, we did kind of forget her birthday.
26:39And she put the wrong name on her birthday cake.
26:42Honey, could we please stick to the facts that pertain to the case?
26:45How could you get your daughter's name wrong?
26:49Are you people involved in narcotics?
26:51No. No, I'm pregnant and it makes me very forgetful.
26:56Surely you can understand that.
26:57What?
26:58I'm not pregnant.
27:02You're not going to look for our daughter, are you?
27:09Aguilar.
27:11Yeah, they're still here.
27:12Oh, okay.
27:14Your daughter's fine.
27:16She tried to use your credit card to check into a hotel.
27:18No.
27:22Hey.
27:26You mind if I come in?
27:34Wow.
27:35Marble bath.
27:37Flat screen.
27:40Eight dollar can of peanuts.
27:42Nice.
27:46Sweetie, I am so sorry about the cake.
27:49And about forgetting your birthday.
27:57I know you hate me right now and I don't blame you.
28:00I don't hate you.
28:01I hate that.
28:02I hate that.
28:07Oh.
28:11Because you're not going to be the baby anymore.
28:16Oh.
28:17Penny.
28:21Sweetie.
28:25You're missing the big picture here.
28:28Preston's gone.
28:29Porter's next.
28:30When this girl comes along, we are poised to take control of the house with a 3-2 majority.
28:36Do you know what that means?
28:38Women.
28:39Get veto power over what TV shows to watch.
28:43What take out to get.
28:44Just think.
28:45Think of a world where the toilet seat is never up.
28:50This is our time to take them down.
28:54Rawr!
29:02I'm sorry I ran away.
29:08We can go home now.
29:10I have a better idea.
29:13Since you already paid for the room, how about we order hot fudge sundaes and spend the night?
29:22Just...
29:22Just us girls.
29:24Yeah.
29:25Okay.
29:28You know, Mom, if you have two more girls, we'll take the lead.
29:33Let's just order our sundaes.
29:37So, there I was at this huge party, flirting with this Middle Eastern chic.
29:42And out of nowhere, he offers me a million dollars to sleep with him.
29:45So, what did you do?
29:47I slapped him.
29:49Apparently in the right place, because I walked out of there with 20 grand.
29:53Shhh.
29:54Gabby!
29:54It's Juanita.
29:55Oh, excuse me guys, I gotta do the mommy dearest thing.
29:59Hi sweetie, how was school?
30:01What?
30:03Oh, you scored a goal in soccer?
30:06What?
30:08Hang on sweetie, while I find a quiet place so mommy can hear you.
30:16Hang on sweetie.
30:20Okay, honey, mommy can...
30:30Hold on sweetie.
30:36Do the words wet paint mean nothing to you?
30:38Uh, Juanita, honey, I have to call you back, I love you.
30:42Sorry, I didn't mean to, I...
30:45Is this a...
30:46A nursery?
30:47Yes.
30:51We haven't told very many people yet, but...
30:54Lee and I are trying to adopt a baby.
30:57Oh, I had no idea.
30:59Yeah.
31:00Something we've wanted for years.
31:02Oh, okay.
31:04Why?
31:06I mean, you guys have this amazing life.
31:09Parties every night, Cosmos at five.
31:12You know all that goes away when the baby comes.
31:14Man, we can't wait.
31:17Last month there was this baby in Ohio.
31:19We got the call in the middle of the night, we were on a plane in the morning.
31:23We got to the hospital and there she was.
31:26Little girl.
31:35We held that baby in our arms...
31:39For two days.
31:43And then we went out to buy a car seat to bring her home and when we got back to
31:45the hospital the...
31:47Social worker was waiting for us outside the nursery.
31:52The mother had changed her mind.
31:58I don't know how that feels.
32:04I'm so sorry, Bob.
32:09You may envy our life, Gabby, but...
32:12It's nothing compared to how we envy yours.
32:24Hey, what are you doing?
32:26The party's just getting started.
32:28I know.
32:29It's just...
32:30Juanita scored her first goal in soccer
32:33and she wants to tell me all about it, so...
32:35Go.
32:37Give him a kiss for me.
32:38I will.
33:00Knock, knock.
33:01Karen, are you home?
33:03I'm in here.
33:08Listen, I've been thinking about your wedding and...
33:12Well, I just want to talk to you about...
33:16What's wrong?
33:18Nothing.
33:23The doctor found a spot on my lung.
33:27A spot?
33:31He thinks it might be cancer.
33:34Cancer.
33:46She told you, huh?
33:48Yeah.
33:49It's going to be okay.
33:51She's getting a biopsy next week.
33:53She's going to lick this thing.
33:55Cancer picked a fight with the wrong broad.
33:59So, given the diagnosis,
34:02maybe it's not a good time to get married.
34:11We're getting married as soon as we can.
34:14But you said...
34:15I know what I said.
34:17All I could think about was losing my independence,
34:21losing my freedom,
34:22but
34:23after this happened,
34:25now
34:25I realize
34:26the worst thing I could lose is her.
34:30So,
34:31you're willing
34:33to give up salt?
34:36I'm willing to give up anything.
34:39Oh, boy.
34:40Watch it, doll.
34:41I told you I'm giving it up.
34:43One kiss is all you get.
34:57Oh, hey.
34:58You're still up.
35:00Yeah, I
35:01sort of needed to talk to you about something.
35:03Well, if it's me helping with the bills,
35:06I've got great news.
35:07You got the job?
35:08You're looking
35:09at the Downtown Girls' new hostess.
35:12Ah!
35:13I start tomorrow.
35:14Oh, thank you
35:16for loaning me your top.
35:17The manager said I looked very classy.
35:19Oh.
35:20I can't tell you how happy this makes me.
35:24So,
35:25you want to tell me your thing?
35:27No, it's...
35:28It can wait.
35:30You sure?
35:32Yeah, absolutely.
35:34I'll get you a glass.
35:37Ah!
35:39Oh, my God.
35:41Oh.
35:42Oh, your blouse.
35:44I am so sorry.
35:45It's okay.
35:49Wait, what are you doing?
35:50I'm just going to rinse it out.
35:51No, no, no.
35:52Stop.
35:52It's okay.
35:53No, but it's going to stain.
35:54I'll send it to the dry cleaners.
35:56Oh, but that's so expensive.
35:57Here we go.
35:57You have to leave.
36:01What?
36:02I need you to move out of my house.
36:08Why?
36:13It's...
36:13It's...
36:14It's complicated.
36:20Is this what you want to deserve to be bad?
36:24Yeah.
36:29Sorry if I did something wrong.
36:32I have a friend I can go stay with,
36:34so I'm just going to go back.
36:37Robin.
36:39Robin.
36:40You haven't done anything wrong.
36:44I like you very much.
36:47In fact,
36:49too much.
36:53Lately,
36:54I've started to have feelings for you
36:58that I don't understand.
37:01And it's confusing me.
37:09You know what I'm saying?
37:13I do.
37:16I'm having those feelings for you, too.
37:21You're right.
37:23I should go.
37:26I should go.
37:48I should go.
38:16Seduction is an art.
38:20Subtle methods of coercion are used
38:23To sway the susceptible
38:29And those who are determined
38:32Will take their time to get what they want
38:38And when the seduction is successful
38:41Those who succumbed ask themselves
38:44Was I seduced?
38:48Or was this what I wanted all along?