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00:04Suburbia is a battleground, an arena for all forms of domestic combat.
00:09Husbands clashed with wives, and parents crossed swords with children.
00:13But the bloodiest battles often involved women and their mothers-in-law.
00:19The war for control of Carlos began the night he proposed,
00:22and Gabrielle had been losing ground to Juanita ever since.
00:26From the prenuptial agreement, which she reluctantly signed,
00:33to the selection of wedding music she despised,
00:39to the color of the house paint she hadn't wanted,
00:43Gabrielle had suffered one defeat after another.
00:47And now that Juanita suspected her daughter-in-law of having an affair,
00:51it had become increasingly apparent in this war...
00:55Mrs. Solis, I'll be at the market.
00:57...no prisoners would be taken.
01:00Thank you, Yeldin.
01:03I don't see why you have her.
01:06It's a big house. I need help.
01:09It's only called help when you do some of the work yourself.
01:13I supervise.
01:16You pay her $300 a week.
01:18Mm-hmm.
01:19That's $15,000 a year.
01:22Carlos, you always say how you're not putting away enough for retirement.
01:26You know, baby, it would be a good idea if we cut back on expenses.
01:29You expect me to take care of this place all by myself?
01:31Other women manage.
01:52Mm-hmm.
01:55That's nice.
01:56You like that?
01:58Oh, yeah.
02:00God, I'm gonna miss this Carlos.
02:03What do you mean?
02:05Well, since I'm gonna have to be doing the cooking and the cleaning and all the shopping like the other
02:12wives,
02:13Mm-hmm.
02:14I'm gonna be exhausted at night, just like all the other wives.
02:18Until I build up my stamina, of course.
02:22And that might take a couple of years.
02:32Sadly for Juanita, she had ignored the first rule of war.
02:36Good morning, Carlos.
02:38The maid stays.
02:41Never underestimate your enemy.
02:46Of the many suburban rituals, none is quite so cherished as the neighborhood yard sale.
02:52The shoppers come to sift through the discarded belongings of someone they don't really know, in hopes of finding bargains
02:59they don't really need.
03:01Each so determined to save a few pennies, they often miss hidden treasures.
03:10Hey, Paul.
03:12Hi, Susan.
03:14Gotta say, I was a little surprised to see Mary Alice's award for sale.
03:17She got it for doing charity work from the Chamber of Commerce.
03:19Zach and I are moving.
03:20We don't need to carry any more with us than is absolutely necessary.
03:23That makes sense.
03:25Still, I just wanted to make sure you didn't want to keep it for Zach.
03:27Something to remember his mother by.
03:30Zach doesn't need a piece of glass to remember his mother.
03:33I'm out of newspaper.
03:35Here.
03:36Let's call it ten bucks for everything.
03:38Great.
03:39Speaking of Zach, I haven't seen him around lately.
03:42He's been a bit depressed.
03:44I thought he could use a change of scenery, so I sent him to stay with relatives.
03:46Oh, which ones?
03:48You don't know them.
03:50So how'd you get the fat lip?
03:52The usual way.
03:53Asking too many questions.
04:02Did you find out where Zach is?
04:03No.
04:04But I can tell you this much.
04:05He's not staying with relatives.
04:07It's driving me crazy, Mama.
04:09It could be any one of these guys she's having an affair with.
04:11Don't worry about it.
04:12I'm not letting her out of my sight.
04:14No, no.
04:14Who the hell is that?
04:16And look at the way she's touching me.
04:17You think that's the guy she's having an affair with?
04:19Carlos, don't be stupid.
04:20A guy she talks to in public isn't someone you're gonna worry about.
04:23So it's someone that she doesn't talk to.
04:26What do I have to do?
04:28Beat up every guy in town?
04:29Marriage takes work.
04:32I'm not surprised he's playing it close to the vest.
04:35Paul knows we're onto him.
04:36Zach said Mary Alice killed herself because of something that he had done.
04:39Something bad.
04:40Is there anyone else who'd know what he was talking about?
04:42No.
04:43That's why we have to find him.
04:45It's the only way we'll know the truth.
04:46It just doesn't make any sense.
04:47Zach is such a sweet kid.
04:48I can't imagine him doing anything that terrible.
04:50He did break into your house.
04:52I mean, the kid's obviously troubled in some way.
04:58Severe depression.
05:00Borderline personality disorder.
05:02Zach is a deeply troubled young man.
05:05I'm aware of that.
05:06What are you giving him?
05:08Some antidepressants and a mood stabilizer.
05:10Good.
05:11I'm also recommending extensive psychotherapy to help on earth any repressed animal.
05:16I don't think so.
05:19Mr. Young, I can't just medicate him indefinitely.
05:24Forget the Freud and stick with the drugs.
05:27No new treatments without my permission.
05:33I think this is going to be a great version of Little Red Riding Hood.
05:37And it is your involvement that make the plays here at Barcliff Academy so special.
05:45And now, I would like to turn over the next part of our meeting to our parent coordinator, the amazing
05:50Maisie Gibbons.
05:54Thank you, Ms. Truesdale.
05:55Now, before everyone leaves, we have new copies of the script up here.
06:00Tilda and Frances and I went to the rehearsal yesterday, and we were a little troubled by the ending.
06:07Killing the wolf.
06:08It sends the wrong message to our kids.
06:10And we believe that animals should only be euthanized as a last resort.
06:19Do you find something amusing?
06:22I'm sorry, I thought you were kidding.
06:24No.
06:25Oh, okay.
06:27So in our version, the wolf is aggressive because he has a thorn in his paw.
06:32And the woodsman will take out the thorn and send Mr. Wolf on his way.
06:35I'm sorry, aren't we doing Little Red Riding Hood?
06:38Yes.
06:39So then you are aware that the wolf is a bad guy.
06:41He eats Little Red's grandma.
06:43If you let him go, he's just gonna chow down on other defense assault ladies.
06:47I'm sorry, and you are?
06:49I'm Lynette Scavo.
06:51My twins just joined.
06:52They're playing Oak Trees.
06:54Of course, Lynette.
06:56You are signed up to take tickets the night of the show, is that right?
07:01Yeah.
07:01Well, with all due respect, let's leave the creative suggestions to the mothers who've assumed the heavy lifting.
07:08Shall we?
07:10Sure.
07:11Whatever.
07:14I must say, I'm jealous of how much time you two spend together.
07:17My mother-in-law would never want to hang out with me all day.
07:21She sounds nice.
07:23Hey!
07:23Oh!
07:25Hey there, you two!
07:27Hi, John.
07:29Mrs. Elise?
07:31I wasn't aware you two were friends.
07:35Yeah, we go to the same school.
07:37Of course you do.
07:39Mom, if you need anything, we'll be upstairs in my room studying.
07:41Have fun.
07:47Doesn't it make you nervous, a boy alone upstairs with Danielle?
07:51Oh no, I don't worry about John.
07:53Both he and Danielle are in the abstinence club.
07:59Coffee's a little hot.
08:06Susan was infuriated by Paul's evasive answers.
08:11She was convinced he was deliberately hiding Zack and hiding the truth.
08:18She hoped that finding one would lead to the other.
08:23To succeed, Susan would have to be evasive herself.
08:31Susan, a long time no see.
08:34Mrs. Greenberg, do you remember those two eggs I let you borrow last Christmas?
08:40I need those back.
08:41Well, gosh, honey, I'm fresh out, but if you want, I could run to the store.
08:45Oh, forget about it. It's not that important.
08:49But since I'm here, do you still have that old hatchback sitting in your garage?
08:54Can I borrow it tomorrow?
08:55You want to borrow my car?
08:57Just for a couple of hours.
08:58Well, I'm not sure. Do you know how to drive a stick?
09:01Yes, I think so. I learned in college.
09:04It's like riding a bike, right?
09:06I'm not sure, dear.
09:07It's no big deal. It's just for a couple of hours.
09:10I let you borrow my eggs for a whole year.
09:13What?
09:24We haven't covered yet.
09:26Oh, really? Like what?
09:31Um, I've told Dr. Goldfine in our private sessions that I'm not happy with our sex life.
09:41And Rex feels that when the two of you have intercourse, you're not as connected as you could be.
09:48Connected?
09:49Well, yeah. It's like you're thinking about other things.
09:51Is your hair getting messed up? Did you remember to buy the toothpaste? You're just not there.
09:56This kind of disconnect is often a symptom of a deeper problem.
10:00So, we were talking and the idea of a sexual surrogate came up.
10:03Well, this is a licensed professional who'd work with you as a couple on solving whatever sexual problems you may
10:09be having.
10:10I have an excellent referral.
10:12And what would this sexual surrogate person do?
10:16Well, she would coach us.
10:18She?
10:18She's very discreet. You'll hardly notice she's there.
10:21Oh. So, she would be in the room with us while we make love?
10:26Yes. Helping us to achieve maximum sexual potential.
10:32Do you have any questions?
10:34Just one.
10:36How much longer is your midlife crisis going to last because it is really starting to tick me off?
10:53All right. Everyone's down for nap. We've got no more than an hour. Let's get cracking.
10:58Five card draw. Nothing wild.
11:03So, how is it going with Mike, Susan?
11:05It's going, finally. We have our first official date next week. I think he's taking me to see a play
11:09or something.
11:10Oh. Might I suggest the Barcliff Academy production of Little Red Riding Hood?
11:14Oh, that's right. The twins' stage debut.
11:17Are they having fun?
11:18Sure. They get to play Oak Trees. I'm the one that has to deal with all the drama behind the
11:21scenes.
11:21Oh, I take it you've met Maisie Gibbons.
11:23She's a total nightmare. I guess I shouldn't have challenged her.
11:26Oh, dear.
11:27Because now no one on the play committee even wants to talk to me.
11:30Oh, Maisie does love to rule her little kingdom.
11:32It hasn't really changed since Girl Scouts. Girls smile at you to your face and then behind your back they
11:37make fun of you because you're the only one not shaving your legs yet.
11:40That would have never happened in Boy Scouts. When I worked, mostly with men, I preferred the way they fought.
11:44A guy takes his opponent on face to face and once he's won, he's top dog. It's primitive, but it's
11:51fair.
11:52And a lot less sneaky.
11:53Isn't it sexist of us to generalize like this?
11:56It's science, Gabrielle. Sociologists have documented this stuff.
12:00Well, who am I to argue with sociologists?
12:05Wow, this guacamole has got a kick. I'm gonna run to the little girls' room. You guys go ahead. I
12:12might be a while.
12:13I hate playing three-handed poker. Let's take a break.
12:16I'll play.
12:17You play poker?
12:18I used to play a little with my grandfather.
12:20Pull up a chair.
12:21Oh, I noticed you just playing for chips, huh?
12:24My grandfather used to say, it's always more fun to play for money.
12:28Why not? 50 cents a bet?
12:29Make it a buck. Three raise limit, $20 buy-in.
12:45Help!
12:47Help!
12:58Mrs. Solis! What are you doing?
13:01Why haven't you returned any of my phone calls?
13:04I've been busy.
13:05Yeah, I've seen who you've been busy with.
13:07Danielle?
13:08Oh, come on. I mean, she's just a friend.
13:11Well, before you get any friendlier, let me remind you, I can do things to you she can't even pronounce.
13:15Well, a lot of good it does me with your mother-in-law following you around all the time.
13:19Look, maybe we should just cool it for a while.
13:22Oh, no, John. Please don't say that. I have everything under control.
13:31Now give me a boost.
13:34Hey! So what did I miss?
13:36Not much. Just a few friendly hands to poke her with the girls.
13:54Oh, I'm sorry I'm late.
13:56As I'm sure you have all heard, Celia Bond broke her wrist playing tennis.
14:01Which means we are now in desperate need of someone to do the costumes.
14:04I'm keeping my fingers crossed here. Are there any volunteers?
14:07I'll do it.
14:09Really? That's a... Do you know how to sew?
14:12Absolutely.
14:14Well, uh, great. Thank you, Lynette.
14:23Okay, so now that I'm going to do some heavy lifting, I believe I have the right to talk about
14:29the changes made to the script.
14:36Um, ladies, we all grew up with Little Red Riding Hood, and we survived it, scary stuff and all.
14:43So I say to hell with political correctness, let our kids experience this classic like it was meant to be
14:49enjoyed.
14:49Let's kill the damn wolf and just put on the best show we can.
14:58Thank you, Lynette, for that impassioned speech. But I believe that ship has sailed.
15:04No, it hasn't. We still have time to change the ending back.
15:09And, you know, Maisie, it is just a fairy tale. I don't think it will upset the children.
15:15Well, I think you're wrong.
15:16Well, that's what's so great about being in a democracy. Everyone's entitled to their opinion.
15:20Also, everyone has a right to vote. So all in favor of the woodsmen going medieval on the big bad
15:27wolf's ass.
15:29You look very carefully.
15:32Bye, bye, bye.
15:34Bye, bye, bye, bye.
15:53Oh, my God.
16:21Oh, my God.
16:23Oh, my God.
16:53Shall I pull up a chair?
16:55Brie, it's nothing personal, but I never socialize with clients.
16:59Oh.
17:01Oh, I get it.
17:02I'm so sorry.
17:03Of course, it's inappropriate.
17:06It's just that after what happened yesterday, there's so much I need to say because...
17:14I suppose it can wait.
17:41I'm so sorry.
17:41No, Lynette, I'm sorry.
17:42I won't need us taking a bath.
17:44Well, how much did she win from you?
17:47Jeez.
17:49Yeah, I guess she'll take a check.
17:51Okay.
17:52All right, bye.
17:54What was that about?
17:56Turns out your mother is quite the card shark.
17:58You let her play cards.
17:59How long did she play?
18:01Not that long.
18:01Why?
18:04What else?
18:04What is it?
18:09I never told you this, but my mother had a serious gambling problem.
18:14Was this before we were married?
18:17Yeah.
18:19It was bad.
18:20She went into debt.
18:22She dipped into her savings, started hawking jewelry.
18:25Honey, it was only a small neighborhood game.
18:28But it doesn't take much for her to fall off the wagon.
18:31I know she seems like a very strong woman, but...
18:33She has a major weakness.
18:37Honey.
18:39Oh, it's okay.
18:41You were right to tell me this.
18:45And do you understand I have to treat this as a session?
18:48Of course.
18:49That's fine.
18:50Shall I include the meal?
18:52Oh, no.
18:53We'll split that.
18:59So, let's talk about yesterday.
19:02Do you think there might have been some truth in what Rex said?
19:05No, I don't.
19:07Brie, you know, it's not uncommon for people experiencing sexual repression
19:10to distance themselves during the act.
19:13Is that how you see me?
19:14Some sort of prude who just lays there like a cold fish?
19:18I love sex.
19:20All right.
19:21I love everything about it.
19:23The sensations, the smells.
19:25I especially love the feel of a man.
19:28All that muscle and sinew pressed against my body.
19:31And then, when you had friction.
19:34Mmm.
19:36The tactile sensation of running my tongue over a man's nipple ever so gently.
19:41And then there's the act itself.
19:42Two bodies becoming one in that final eruption of pleasure.
19:48To be honest, the only thing I don't like about sex is the scrotum.
19:51I mean, obviously it has its practical applications, but I'm just not a fan.
19:56Can I get you something?
19:58Uh, just the check, please.
20:01So you haven't ordered yet?
20:03Oh.
20:08We're not shopping.
20:09Oh, I thought we'd stop here for lunch first.
20:10This place has the best buffet in town.
20:12All you can eat crab legs.
20:15Oh, no!
20:17What's wrong?
20:18Let's go.
20:19I didn't realize how late it was.
20:21They're only holding the suede mini for me until two.
20:23If we stay, I'll never make it.
20:24We'll just have lunch at the mall.
20:26Wait, uh, I'm really in the mood for crab legs.
20:29Why don't you just drop me off and you can come back?
20:31Well, if the mall's crowded, it might take over an hour.
20:34It's a buffet.
20:35There's no rush.
20:42Hi, John.
20:43Motel.
20:44Ten minutes.
20:45Be there.
20:49All right.
20:50Off you go.
20:50Thanks.
20:51Ooh, Lynette.
20:53I couldn't help but notice you forgot the coonskin on that Hunter's coonskin cap.
20:56Oh, yeah.
20:58That was a creative call.
21:02Look, I'm in the middle of a costume crisis,
21:04and if I don't take a few shortcuts, I'll never finish.
21:06Well, Jordana Geist manages to get her work done.
21:10She runs a concession, paints a set,
21:12and still has time to take care of her three kids and a husband.
21:15Now, we can't have the students suffer
21:17just because you don't understand the concept of time management.
21:21I hardly think the kids are going to suffer
21:23without a clump of fur on their heads.
21:25Okay.
21:26I'll make a creative call.
21:28We'll cut the oak trees.
21:30That forest is looking a little dense anyway.
21:34My boys are the oak trees.
21:36Are they?
21:38Well, I wouldn't worry.
21:39We'll find something for them to do backstage.
21:42It's where the real action is.
21:44I'll finish the costumes.
21:46Well, crisis averted.
21:55You have lost your mind.
21:57I checked up on this Silvercrest place.
21:59It's a treatment center for troubled kids.
22:01Who's going to notice one more?
22:02I create the distraction.
22:03You blend in and find Zach.
22:05How am I supposed to blend in with a bunch of messed up teenagers?
22:08I don't know, Julie.
22:09Pretend to be bulimic.
22:11Gag a little.
22:12Come on.
22:13Work with me here.
22:14Mom, when this is over,
22:15we need to talk about your parenting skills.
22:17Okay.
22:18Fine.
22:19You don't want to help me?
22:20I'm not going to force you.
22:21It's not that I don't want to.
22:22It's just...
22:24Why does this mean so much to you?
22:26Because Mary Alice was a wonderful person.
22:28And now all anybody thinks about her
22:29is that she went off the deep end
22:31and did this terrible, selfish thing.
22:33And I think there's more to it than that.
22:35She was my friend, Julie.
22:37And I owe it to her to find out the truth.
22:39I owe it to her.
23:05I owe it to her.
23:06I'm a gambling student and I lost.
23:08Well, how much did you have on you?
23:10It couldn't have been much.
23:12I used Carlos' credit card.
23:14Okay.
23:15Well, how much did you charge?
23:16I don't know.
23:17It stopped working.
23:18What do you mean it stopped working?
23:20This thing has like a $15,000 credit limit.
23:25Oh.
23:26Oh.
23:44The man at the desk said there were no vacant rooms.
23:47Mind if I bunk with you?
23:49Bree, what are you doing here?
23:51It's a little chilly out here.
23:53Do you mind if we discuss this inside?
23:57Come on in.
24:04Sure is nice and toasty in here.
24:10You look amazing.
24:16Well, it certainly isn't the Ritz, but it has all the essentials.
24:28Hmm.
24:30I don't know what to say.
24:31Well, then perhaps you should say nothing.
24:40Oh, Ritz.
24:44Yes.
24:47Ritz.
25:00Ritz.
25:01Oh, baby.
25:02It's time.
25:04I just need a minute.
25:05Come on.
25:08Oh, sweetie, just leave it, will ya?
25:11Just leave it.
25:14Okay.
25:28Okay, baby.
25:29Where were we?
25:30I told you to leave it.
25:33I'm sorry.
25:34I just...
25:36Oh, come on.
25:37Are you gonna make a big deal about this?
25:41You know...
25:44I'll tell you the truth.
25:47Now is not really a good time for me.
25:58Well, it's obvious you've never had to remove a cheese stain.
26:07I totally understand.
26:09Yeah, I already...
26:19Help.
26:21Oh, Jordana, you are a lifesaver.
26:24Here, these pieces need trim.
26:27I'll help for as long as I can, but I have a lot on my plate tonight.
26:30I have to make 25 mini quiches for my book club.
26:32You're not human, are you?
26:33You were sent by aliens to make the human race feel inadequate.
26:38Seriously, how do you cram it all in?
26:43Can you keep a secret?
26:45Um, sure.
26:57That's ADD medication.
26:58Well, my kids take this, or they almost did.
27:00I thought it was supposed to calm you down.
27:02It has the opposite effect if you don't have attention deficit disorder.
27:06Ever chug a pot of Turkish coffee?
27:09Seriously, you're taking your kids' medication?
27:11Once in a while.
27:12Do you want a couple?
27:14Oh, that's very kind of you, but I just smoked some crack a little while ago, so I better not
27:18mix.
27:23This is what we'll do.
27:24I'll sell some old jewelry, pay off the credit card, and Carlos will never find out.
27:27You would do that for me?
27:29Of course I would. Why wouldn't I?
27:30Well, for starters, you hate me.
27:33Oh, that is overstating it.
27:35A little.
27:38The bottom line is, no matter how much I dislike you, I love Carlos more.
27:45If Carlos finds out about the money, he'll be devastated.
27:47I don't want to see him hurt.
27:49You don't have to believe I'm a good person, but at least believe I care about my husband.
27:56Fine.
27:57To act with it.
27:58I'm not going to risk my neck to protect you.
28:00I'm calling Carlos.
28:03Juanita might have been the gambler of the family.
28:10Wait, I believe you.
28:11But Gabrielle was the one who knew how to bluff.
28:22Hi, I'm Susan Meyer.
28:24I have an appointment to see Dr. Sickert.
28:25Yes.
28:26Yes, he's expecting you.
28:27Let me get him for you.
28:40Hi, I'm Dr. Sickert.
28:42Susan Meyer.
28:43So you're here doing research for a children's book?
28:45I sure am.
29:05What's wrong with you?
29:06It's just all these pills they make me take.
29:11They kind of make me sleepy.
29:13What are you doing here?
29:14I came to see how you were.
29:16And to ask you something.
29:18Look, I don't have much time.
29:21What is it?
29:22Last week you told Mrs. Vandekamp that your mom killed herself because of something you did.
29:26Something bad.
29:27What were you talking about?
29:32After my mom died, I started remembering things that happened when I was little.
29:38What happened to Dana?
29:40Dana?
29:41Who's Dana?
29:42What are you doing here?
29:45I was just visiting my friend.
29:47This patient is not allowed visitors.
29:52I guess I have to go.
29:55I am so sorry, Zach.
30:13Hi.
30:16I don't want to disturb you.
30:17I just left some important papers here.
30:23What are you doing?
30:24I'm repairing a chipped mug.
30:26Why don't you just buy a new one?
30:29Because I think it's better to fix what you already have.
30:35Listen, um, about what happened today.
30:40You humiliated me, Rex.
30:42For no good reason.
30:45I'm sorry.
30:46I was there.
30:47I was willing.
30:49Normal men don't say no to that.
30:51You upset me.
30:54See, but I don't think that's the reason.
30:57After I left the motel, I, um, did some thinking about us and our sex life, and I realized there
31:03has been a disconnect.
31:05But it's coming from you.
31:06That's ridiculous.
31:09How many years have we been making love when you've started to ask me something, but then you stop?
31:13I don't know what you're talking about.
31:15You are unhappy with our sex life because you're not getting something from me, but you're simply too afraid to
31:20ask.
31:20My problem with our sex life is that you can't stop thinking about the housework.
31:24Well, if that's the case, then take me right here, right now.
31:26The house is spotless.
31:27There are no burritos lying around to pull my focus.
31:30I'm not in the mood.
31:31Why not?
31:33We haven't had sex for months, Rex.
31:35Most normal, red-blooded men would be climbing the walls by now.
31:38Please, don't do this.
31:40Rex, whatever you want, I'll go there with you.
31:44I will go there with you.
31:45You just have to say it out loud.
31:46Tell me, what do you want?
31:48What do you need?
31:49I need for you to stop talking like this.
31:51Because you sound like a whore.
31:52No, I don't.
31:53I sound like a woman whose husband won't touch her.
32:02Rex, after Marielle has killed her,
32:05So, if you don't have to call yourself, it'll hit me.
32:07We all have our secrets, and I think it's time for you to tell me yours.
32:22I'm going.
32:23I'm going.
32:36That night, while most of Wisteria Lane dreamt the night away,
32:42Lynette was in the middle of her own personal nightmare.
32:46Determined her boys would not miss their fairy tale debut,
32:50Lynette had stayed up 18 hours straight sewing.
32:55But she began to fear her story would not have a happy ending.
33:05Luckily for Lynette, she had a magic potion handy.
33:12And once she had taken it,
33:18the magic kept working
33:24and working
33:28and working.
33:33It wasn't until noon that Lynette finally took a break
33:37and the reality of what she had done began to sink in.
33:43My big eyes, man.
33:50Mama Juanita, I'm going to the store. Do you need anything?
33:53I'm fine, thank you.
33:57So what's been going on with her?
33:59Have you found anything out yet?
34:01Actually, Carlos, the more I watch her,
34:03the more I think she's probably not stepping out on you.
34:07Really?
34:08Yeah, she's not perfect.
34:09Lord knows.
34:11But she loves you.
34:13I can tell.
34:16Mama.
34:17Oh, you don't know what a relief it is to hear that.
34:22You know what's funny?
34:24I really think she loves you, too.
34:26Oh?
34:29I got concerned when I heard you played poker with her friends.
34:34So I told her about your little problem.
34:39You told her about my gambling problem.
34:42Don't be mad, Mama.
34:43I just didn't want you slipping into old habits.
34:45And Gabrielle was very concerned about you.
34:48She knew.
34:54I don't get it.
34:55I've gone through all your yearbooks
34:57and you and Zach never went to school
34:58with anybody named Dana.
34:59He didn't say it was somebody we went to school with.
35:02Well, did it sound like a relative?
35:03He said Dana.
35:04It sounded like Dana.
35:06Unless he was using a code, that's all I got.
35:08Okay.
35:09Give me a break here.
35:10I'm just grasping at straws.
35:12I'm sorry.
35:14I'm worried about Zach.
35:15It's really creepy in there.
35:18Can't we get him out?
35:20Yeah, it's up to his father.
35:22Then I at least want to visit again.
35:24I don't think that's a good idea either.
35:26Why?
35:30I just have a feeling.
35:42Juanita was now more convinced than ever
35:44that her treacherous daughter-in-law
35:46was having an affair.
35:48But the question remained.
35:49With whom?
36:03And suddenly
36:07Juanita remembered
36:08it wasn't the men Gabrielle talked to
36:10that she had to worry about.
36:15Thanks.
36:16Okay, sure.
36:18Jordana, Maisie,
36:19here are the costumes.
36:20Right on time.
36:22Thank you, Lynette.
36:27This is a bit awkward.
36:28There has been an oversight
36:30with the programs.
36:32Celia Bond is still credited with costumes.
36:34They forgot to tell the printer.
36:37They forgot to tell the printer.
36:38Uh-huh.
36:41Incidentally, who is they?
36:42As in, they forgot to tell the printer.
36:45That would be me.
36:46Sure.
36:48I'm sorry.
36:49I'm sorry, but I was just so overworked this week, what with all the script changes that you demanded.
36:53Uh-huh.
36:54Well, these things happen.
36:57Oh, thanks.
36:58Be right back.
37:01Would you do something with this?
37:02It looks like roadkill.
37:07Okay, lady, that's it.
37:11I beg your pardon?
37:12Maisie, we have kids the same age, which means there are years ahead of us having to deal with each
37:16other.
37:17So instead of playing all these petty games, why don't we put an end to this right now?
37:21Well, what are you saying?
37:23Let's take it outside.
37:24Let's take what outside?
37:26Your sorry ass we're throwing down.
37:28You are crazy.
37:29Just being practical.
37:30Isn't it better to settle this once and for all rather than endure all this alpha mom crap until our
37:35kids graduate?
37:36Hmm?
37:37Come on.
37:38I'll even let you take the first shot.
37:49I don't have time for this.
37:50Yeah, I didn't think so.
37:52And just so you know, next spring when we do Bambi, his mother's going to take a slug to the
37:57heart and you're going to like it.
38:08The search for power begins when we're quite young.
38:11As children, we're taught that the power of good triumphs over the power of evil.
38:16But as we get older, we realize that nothing is ever that simple.
38:23Traces of evil always remain.
38:29Because everyone does not be used by the teacher of evil이란 and the Xiang's fault.
38:31But you know, I'm certainly not there, but in years later, we're not here