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00:01Kiss, kiss, fall in love
00:06Hey, hey, hey
00:09I see you come, I watch you go
00:12You never seem to leave me though
00:15So is this love or hate, we'll see
00:18You're making me crazy
00:20Inside my dreams, you're all I see
00:24Well, all I see is you and me
00:26Lady, maybe, or host, that's why
00:29I really don't mind
00:32If I am to choose a place
00:35In this garden of romance
00:38Maybe we could take this chance
00:41Maybe you're my last
00:44And I would like to find
00:46A hand like yours to take mine
00:49And with one gift
00:51We took some time and I fall in love with you
00:55Tomorrow's our way
00:58Let's place our hope into death
01:01Just you and me
01:02In our beautiful spring
01:05And we'll always fall in love again
01:12Hey, hey
01:14Maybe you're my love
01:42Young lord, we wish you good morning
01:45Young lord, please return to us safely
01:47Please return to us safely
01:49Young lord, have a good day at work today
01:52Have a good day at work today
02:00How many times have I told you?
02:02I'm not going to work
02:03I'm going to school, you idiots
02:06Sorry we got it mixed up again
02:08Young lord, what about your car?
02:10Forget about it
02:11I'm going to walk to school today
02:14Tetsuya
02:15You've got to be more careful
02:16About how you speak to the young lord, alright?
02:19Especially because his glaring powers
02:20Got even more scary
02:22What do you want to bet
02:23It's because he's got a beef
02:24With some stupid kid at school
02:26Today's the day
02:32Takashi Morinozuka
02:42Welcome to the host club
02:47Tamaki, you're dressed as Ryoma Sakamoto, right?
02:51He's so wild and handsome
02:52Yeah, I'm handsome, I'm wild
02:55And I'm going to steal your hearts, pretty ladies
02:58We love it when you talk like a samurai, Tamaki
03:01Why is he speaking in the Tosa dialect?
03:04You know, I never would have thought
03:06That late Edo era cosplay would be this popular
03:09Come on, you can't be serious
03:10That's like one of the basics
03:11There are plenty of girls
03:13That find the late Edo era totally fascinating
03:15Particularly the Shinsengumi
03:17And most of the girls who like it
03:18Are complete maniacs about it
03:20Are they popular because of the noble nature
03:22In which they sacrifice their young lives
03:24For their country?
03:25Or could it be because of their stoic determination?
03:28Their choice to live out their lives
03:30By the Bushido Code
03:31Or could it be?
03:37Don't die
03:38I'm done, poor brother
03:39Let me go
03:40You bet we're intrigued
03:42Because the worship of this group of renegade young men
03:45Is somewhat forbidden
03:46The Ikidaya Inn may be well known
03:48But it's only because of Hijikata
03:50Just imagining him after the battle of Toba Fushimi
03:53His back to the north
03:54As he sorrowfully wandered the streets of his homeland
03:56Attempting to defend the yana of the Shinsengumi
03:58All by himself
03:59And then eat three giant bowls of rice
04:02That was one hell of a history lesson, Renge
04:04Not having us cast ourselves in specific roles
04:07Was good advice
04:09Allowing the guests to just be free
04:10To fantasize on their own
04:11Was truly a brilliant idea, Renge
04:13I'm very impressed
04:15I told you it would work
04:16But you know
04:18I think dressing Haruhi as Soji Okida was perfect
04:23He's wonderful as a handsome emancipient
04:25Young swordsman
04:26Please don't die
04:27I can't handle it
04:28They're having a sale on pork at the supermarket today
04:31I hope I can make it
04:36So Mori has to be Kaishimata, don't you think?
04:39No way, he's totally Yamazaki
04:41I think it'd be super cool if he was Soma
04:50Mori-senpai, why the sudden lunge?
04:53You're not getting enough attention?
04:54Please calm down, Mori-senpai
04:56I know you're upset that you only have one line an episode
04:59We're three-fourths through the season
05:01And you haven't had your own episode
05:02Is that it?
05:03I'm sorry
05:04No
05:06We have a trespasser
05:11Takashi Mori-no-zuka
05:12A surprise attack!
05:16Senpai, please
05:17Take me on as your apprentice
05:20Huh?
05:27Mori-senpai has an apprentice candidate
05:30Ritsu Kasanoda
05:31First year, class D
05:32Heir to the third generation head of the Kasanoda Syndicate
05:36The most powerful gang in the Kanto area
05:38He was admitted this year into Oron Academy's high school
05:41He has long red hair, a mean-looking appearance
05:43Is reserved and has few friends
05:45It is said if your eyes meet his
05:47You'll have bad dreams for three months
05:48If you bump into him, you'll end up in the hospital
05:50And talking back to him sends you to an early grave
05:54He is so feared by his classmates
05:57That they call him the walking blizzard
06:00Seriously?
06:01But why would a human weapon like yourself
06:03Want to be Mori-senpai's apprentice?
06:06Well, because
06:07Look, I may be tough, but I'm not a human weapon
06:09I was just born with a face that makes me look mean all the time
06:13Well, at least you're aware of it, Kasanova
06:15It's Kasanoda
06:17Fasanova?
06:19I said it was Kasanoda
06:21Do you want to die?
06:22Man, he really is mean-looking
06:26Sorry about that
06:28This always happens because of the way I look
06:30I've always had this mean look
06:32Ever since I was born
06:34Even when I was just a tyke, my dad would save
06:37Just you wait
06:38My son's gonna be the greatest gangster of all time
06:42Young lord, you gonna rumble?
06:44Young lord, you gonna rumble?
06:47So, ever since I was a kid
06:49I've been taught how to be the godfather of a gang
06:53Don't be too friendly talking to other people
06:55That look down on you
07:01You've got it all wrong
07:05See? Now you give it a try
07:13Not bad, nice and gangster-ish
07:16Now let's try this
07:21That's not a gangster
07:22That's when that shows something or other robo
07:24When am I ever gonna use that stupid catchphrase?
07:27My pops was a good teacher
07:29And he made me a true gangster
07:31That's great and all
07:32But everyone's afraid to come near me
07:34Even my fellas are scared of me
07:36So, I'm all alone
07:39It's like they forget I'm young
07:41And sometimes I just want to play
07:43I want to get out with my fellas
07:45And play a game and kick the can
07:47The good game of Kankari is awesome
07:49But I've been living the life of a gangster
07:51And I don't know how to interact with regular people
07:54Oh, that poor guy
07:56Morunozuka-senpai
07:57That's why I need you to show me
07:58How do you manage to have so many friends?
08:02When you're just as mean-looking as me
08:06You're expressionless, distant
08:07And you hardly ever talk
08:08Plus you've got a mug that looks like a watchdog from hell
08:11So, how come you've got so many friends?
08:13What are you doing that I'm not?
08:15Please, teach me your secrets
08:17I'm begging you
08:20Hey, Takashi, are you okay?
08:22I'm just a little lightheaded
08:24What now, boss?
08:25Don't you think we should do something about this?
08:27Just leave him alone
08:28Don't get involved
08:29Like he said, he wants to be Mori-senpai's apprentice
08:33So that means Mori-senpai decides what to do
08:36This isn't something that any of us should be interfering with
08:40Tamaki
08:46Well, in that case, since you insist, Mori-senpai
08:50I, Tamaki Suo, promise you I will do whatever I can to assist you
08:55Yeah, right
08:55He wanted to get involved so badly he couldn't bear it
08:58Now lift your head, bossa-nova
09:00Listen, it's Casanova
09:01From now on, you may address me as king
09:04Okay, bossa-nova
09:05That's not my name
09:06Are you listening to me, bossa-nova?
09:08Yeah
09:08There are many differences between you and our beloved Mori-senpai
09:11But there is also one very definitive thing that you are lacking
09:14And that is a lovely item
09:17A lovely item?
09:21Bossa-nova, I would like to introduce you to
09:24A lovely item named Mitsukuni
09:28Sure, Mori-senpai may be kind of mean looking
09:31And he may seem distant when you first meet him
09:33But what if we put Mitsukuni on his shoulders?
09:36Suddenly it's like he's a forest teddy bear that all the animals adore
09:40In addition, this lovely item also plays up Mori-senpai's strong and silent character
09:45Even without saying anything, just by placing Honey-senpai next to him
09:49People begin to have a newfound admiration for Mori-senpai
09:52Suddenly he's seen in a positive light as a nice, quiet young gentleman
09:56That's the plan
09:59I'm not exaggerating when I say
10:01Most of Mori-senpai's charm is directly related to his friend Honey-senpai
10:05Yeah, you're right
10:06Now that you mention it, Mori-senpai
10:08Doesn't really do anything
10:10Yeah, his position's totally a bust
10:12Takashi
10:14Have you really been using me this entire time?
10:18I'm sorry, but Honey-senpai is on a long-term lease to Mori-senpai right now
10:22So I can't let you borrow him
10:23Is Toma-chan telling the truth? Are you renting me?
10:28Don't worry, I'll come up with something to take his place
10:30So the next thing we need to discuss
10:33Is your disturbing Yankee fashion sense
10:38No, he-
10:39Touching, brothers
10:39Sir!
10:40It's your job to make this man more fashionable
10:43Roger!
10:49Thanks for cleaning up, Tetsuya
10:51Oh, young lord, welcome home
10:53How was your day?
11:01Welcome home, young lord
11:03Yeah, welcome home, young lord
11:05Uh-huh
11:06Young lord, what the hell's going on?
11:08Something happened at school today?
11:18Wait, young lord
11:21Damn it!
11:22This is completely wrong, ain't it?
11:24Those jerks lied to me
11:27You telling me that kid is the fourth head of the Casa Notice Indicate?
11:31So what are we going to do now?
11:32I mean, we can't go busting into their estate
11:34We'll get him at school tomorrow
11:36We got to make sure that punk pays for what he's done
11:48It's getting dark out here
11:49Looks like it's gonna rain
11:50Uh-oh
11:52Then I hope the young lord took his umbrella today
11:57Big brother Mori no Zuka
11:59I just wanted to say good morning
12:01Good morning to you, bossa nova
12:03Right back at you, honey no Zuka senpai
12:06Back at you
12:10Want me to carry your bag to your classroom, senpai?
12:13That's okay, I can manage
12:16What the hell are you...
12:41Mori, you're not hurt, are you?
12:43You okay, Mori no Zuka?
12:44Who would do something like this?
12:49Hey, are you okay?
12:51Yeah
12:52Everybody loves him
12:53Even though he's scary looking
12:56Never mind that
12:57I've got bigger things to worry about
13:01Huh?
13:02Somebody's out to get Mori senpai
13:04No doubt about it
13:05I was there
13:06I saw everything
13:07He's obviously gotten on somebody's bad side
13:10Nah, that's impossible
13:11There's no way Mori senpai would ever be on someone's bad side
13:14How can he be so sure?
13:16You don't know that
13:16Don't you worry
13:17You're a pretty little head about that
13:19Operation bossa nova's total image makeover
13:21Is in full effect as of right now
13:23Yes sir!
13:24Hold on
13:25What the hell are you talking about?
13:26What do you mean you're starting right now?
13:28You trying to pretend that yesterday never happened?
13:30Thanks to yesterday's makeover
13:32People were even more afraid of me than they usually are
13:36Now hold on a second
13:37Let me explain, bossa nova
13:38We all support you
13:40And we're behind you 100%
13:42Yesterday
13:42The twins were just getting a little carried away
13:45I hope you'll forgive them
13:46They support me?
13:49I'm sorry
13:50I will follow your lead from here on out
13:52Hey, bossa nova
13:59Just thought I'd warn you
14:00I wouldn't put too much faith in that bunch if I were you
14:04Well, thank you
14:05But Morinozuki recommended these guys to me
14:07Besides, I don't have much of a choice
14:09Without their help, I got nothing
14:12Hey, I don't think I've met you before
14:14What was your name?
14:15I'm Haruhi Fujioka
14:16We're both first years
14:17Just like you, I was admitted when I got to high school
14:20Guess we're buddies
14:22Buddies?
14:25So, Haruhi
14:26Do you like to play kick the can?
14:28Well, um
14:28To be honest, it's not my favorite thing in the world
14:32But, you know
14:33Well, it might be fun once in a while
14:41What is it?
14:44He reminds me of a chick
14:46Bossa nova
14:47Yes?
14:48I think we finally come up with something
14:50That'll change your tough guy image
15:04The cat monster
15:06No, that didn't work
15:07I don't know what went wrong
15:09Renge said the kitty ears were all the rage
15:11She said that they were a perfect, lovely item
15:13What could have happened?
15:14Be realistic
15:15Putting kitty ears on him isn't going to affect how people perceive him
15:18He still looks mean
15:18No kidding, that was pretty lame, Boss
15:21For real, if you're going to take it that far
15:23You might as well go all the way and make him a kitty eared mate
15:26Are you guys making fun of me?
15:28Sorry to bother you
15:29But is the young lord Casanota in here?
15:36So here you are
15:38Sir, it's no big deal
15:40You can do whatever you want in your spare time
15:42What, do you think this is a hobby of mine?
15:44Damn it
15:45Can't take this anymore
15:47Young lord
15:48Young lord
15:51It's like they forget I'm young
15:53And sometimes I just want to play
15:56I want to get out with my fellas
15:58And play a game and kick the can
16:02Maybe an image change isn't really what Casanova needs
16:06I think you're right
16:08I sure hope he realizes it soon
16:15Casanota is always in such a bad mood
16:18I know, he's so scary
16:20They say you can't look him in the eye
16:23Why am I always so
16:33There you go
16:34I brought you something to eat
16:36Now, let me see how that wing of yours is doing
16:39Hey, it's looking pretty good
16:41Is that a sparrow?
16:43Oh, Haruhi, what are you doing here?
16:46So what happened to him, your sparrow?
16:48I saw it fall from its nest the other day
16:50I could tell it was hurt, so I took it to the vet
16:52They said he'd be fine in no time
16:54Aww
16:56So, uh, do you mind if I feed it?
16:58Uh, go ahead
17:01I'm Haruhi Fujioka
17:02We're both first years
17:04Guess we're buddies
17:06You know, this guy doesn't seem to be afraid of me at all
17:10He's got such big, dark eyes
17:13Sparkly
17:14He really is like a chick
17:16Chicks are especially afraid of me
17:18Never had the chance to talk to a girl like this before
17:22Holy crap, what's gotten into me?
17:23What the hell am I thinking?
17:24Oh, he's a dude
17:35It flew away
17:39It flew away
17:41I don't hear what happened
17:43That's not blood, is it?
17:44Would you calm down?
17:45It's just a little pain
17:47Hey, are you sure you're alright, Fujioka?
17:49Mm-hmm
17:49Let go of me, you bastard
17:51Damn it, are you big behemoth?
17:53You're playing dirty, Kasunoda
17:55First you go and kidnap our gang boss's kid
17:58And then you make us deal with your damn muscle-bound lackeys?
18:00We know that you kidnapped the kid
18:02Just give him back, now!
18:04We've heard enough out of you
18:05We'll shut you up
18:07What the hell's going on here?
18:09Don't you get it?
18:11See Takashi wasn't on anyone's bad side
18:13These guys were after you
18:15Until we caught them
18:17We decided not to say anything to you
18:19Because we didn't want you to have to mess with them
18:24I can't believe it
18:27So you helped me?
18:30But how come?
18:36We can tell who the bad guys are by looking at them
18:45I should probably go back and change clothes
18:47Want us to come help you?
18:49Drop dead
18:54You dumbasses!
18:58Sonny!
18:59Shut up!
19:00You've said enough today
19:01Don't you get it?
19:02The reason I left was because I was sick of hanging out with the likes of you
19:05Now get lost!
19:06You hear me?
19:08Tetsuya
19:09What's going on?
19:11I'm sorry I've kept this from you, sir
19:14I'm Tetsuya Sendoh
19:15I'm the son of the godfather of the Sendoh syndicate
19:21But I've always been opposed to the cutthroat way the syndicate goes about handling its business
19:26One rainy day about a year ago
19:28My old man and I got into a fight
19:31And I ran away from home
19:34I've never felt as anxious as I did that day
19:36It was terrible
19:38I had nowhere to go
19:39And the people who passed me on the street just ignored me
19:42They pretended like I wasn't even there
19:48And that's when I met you, young lord
19:51The second I saw you, I knew exactly what kind of person you were
19:57After that, when I decided to join the Kasunoda syndicate, you kindly accepted me
20:03Young lord, I know that you're more self-conscious and awkward than most people
20:08But I also know that you're more kind-hearted than most people
20:14And it's not just me
20:16Everybody in the whole syndicate knows it
20:18They just don't say anything because it would embarrass you
20:24I, Tetsuya Sendoh, realized that I wanted to become more like you
20:28That's why I cut all ties to the Sendoh syndicate
20:31And instead joined the Kasunoda syndicate
20:33I hope, young lord, that you will allow me to remain by your side
20:38Oh, I almost forgot
20:40Your umbrella
20:41The weather was looking bad, so I figured you might need it
20:44We don't want our young lord catching a cold
20:46Everyone would worry
20:51Who'd have thought
20:54I'll just keep that with me
20:56Yeah
20:58What a great story
20:59It's so touching
21:00Oh, I should apologize to Fujioka
21:03After all, it is my fault he got paint on him
21:06Haruchan went back to the club room to change clothes
21:09Yeah?
21:10Oh, thanks a lot
21:11I'll be right back
21:12Okay
21:14Hey, young lord
21:15Think we can play kick the can later?
21:17Yeah
21:19We did a good thing, guys
21:21What are you talking about?
21:22We didn't do anything, boss
21:23Don't any of you care that Kasunoda went to see Haruhi
21:26Who is changing clothes?
21:36Hey, Fujioka?
21:39Oh, maybe he's in the prep room
21:44Fujioka?
21:45Hey, you okay?
21:46I'm sorry about the...
21:52Get out!
22:03I run and run a thousand miles
22:06And I am barely breathing
22:10Only the fuel of a passion heart
22:13Keeps this body strong and moving forward
22:17But could it be I've found a place to rest?
22:21How far until I'm okay?
22:24Trees of the town reveal the time has come
22:27Once again to shift our shade and color
22:31The world always changes around us
22:34But weakness will always remain
22:36Through all the pain
22:38Believe in who we are right here and now
22:42Raise one hand to the sky
22:44Raise them both, lift them high
22:46And you'll cut through the darkness
22:48Make it go
22:49The time to start is now
22:53And I can show you how
22:56Start with me and the world will be
22:59Even bigger than ever before
23:05Bossanova started visiting the host club as a guest
23:07And he asks for Haruhi every single time
23:09Bossanova starts chasing after Haruhi
23:11Do something, boss!
23:12Next time, Tamaki's unwitting depression
23:15Our own high school host club does not need any male guests coming in next week
23:18You got that?
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