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00:01Kiss, kiss, fall in love
00:06Hey, hey, hey
00:09I see you come, I watch you go
00:12You never seem to leave me though
00:15So is this love or hate, we'll see
00:18You're making me crazy
00:20In time, my dreams, you're all I see
00:24Well, all I see is you and me
00:26Lady, maybe, or host, that's why
00:29I really don't mind
00:32If I am to choose a group
00:35In this garden of romance
00:38Maybe we could take this chance
00:41Maybe you're my last
00:44And I would like to find
00:46A hand like yours to take mine
00:49And with one gift
00:51We took some time and I fall in love with you
00:55Tomorrow's my way
00:58Let's place our hopes into death
01:01Just you and me
01:02In our beautiful spring
01:05And we'll always fall in love
01:08Again
01:12Hey, hey
01:14Maybe you're my love
01:22Oh, there you are, Shiro
01:23The rest of the club is assembled and ready to go
01:26You should get to the music room
01:28I'm sorry, sir
01:29But I'm quitting the classical music club
01:32Huh?
01:33What made you decide to quit all of a sudden?
01:36I think you have a natural talent for the piano
01:38It'd be a shame to waste it
01:40So forget about quitting and come back to the club
01:42If you play piano
01:44You're sure to be popular with all the ladies
01:47But that's gonna take too long
01:49Huh?
01:50I don't have that much time
02:02The top floor of the south building
02:07At the end of the north hallway
02:14In a music room that's never used
02:19This is it
02:20This is the place
02:37Welcome to the Oron Post Club
02:39Oh, it's just a kid
02:41Not only that, it's just a boy
02:43What's wrong, little boy?
02:45Did you come to my palace in search of something?
02:50Are you the king of this place?
02:55Well, are you?
02:57Come closer, lost one
03:00What was it you just called me, little boy?
03:04The king
03:05The king!
03:07Yes, I am the king of the Oron Host Club
03:09Long live the host king
03:12I'm an elementary fifth year
03:14Shiro Takaoji
03:19I want the host club king to take me on as an apprentice
03:28The grade school host is the naughty type
03:32Oh my, Tamaki, you have an apprentice?
03:35Yes
03:35He's still in elementary school
03:37But I like the fire in his eyes
03:40But are you sure it's okay for such a young boy to become a host?
03:43Why wouldn't it be?
03:44Love has nothing to do with age
03:46Take us, for instance
03:48Whenever I look at you, my heart starts pounding
03:51Suddenly, I feel no different than a lovesick little boy
03:55Oh, oh, Tamaki
03:56Don't you think it's weird he's making the kid observe him up close like that?
04:01There is a theory that people are considered more beautiful the closer they are viewed
04:05Tamaki seems to live by that theory
04:07Well, let's leave them alone
04:10You naughty girl
04:12You've drawn me to the forbidden fruit
04:14Dearest
04:14You are the mermaid who's brought light into my lonely sea
04:18My mermaid princess
04:19I remind you of a mermaid?
04:22You look more like the carp that's swimming in my pond at home
04:25I'd never give false compliments like that
04:27Carp?
04:28Oh, don't listen to him
04:30He's just a kid
04:30You know how kids are
04:31They can't help but be honest
04:33Honest?
04:35But that's just his opinion
04:36I wouldn't say you look like a carp
04:38And even if you did look like a carp
04:39You'd be the most beautiful carp of the mall
04:41So I am a carp?
04:44No, that's not what I meant
04:45Tamaki, you're an idiot
04:47No, wait!
04:48Mermaid princess!
04:49Man, what a crybaby
04:54So how's it going, boss?
04:56That's an adorable little apprentice you've got there
04:59Hikaru
04:59Do you wish you had a little brother like Shiro?
05:02Don't be silly
05:03I could search the globe
05:05And I'd never find a better brother than you, Kaoru
05:08Hikaru
05:09Look, they're doing it!
05:10It's forbidden brotherly love
05:12They're homos
05:13And they're brothers
05:14That makes this totally insectuous
05:16I think what you meant to say was incestuous
05:20Hey, Shiro time!
05:22You want to have a piece of cake with me?
05:23We've got three kinds
05:25Chocolate, strawberry, and lime
05:26Hey, back off!
05:28What grade are you in anyway?
05:29Why are you wearing a high school uniform?
05:32Something wrong, Ritsgeny
05:36That's not fair!
05:38A little kid like you
05:38Isn't supposed to have a cool older friend like him!
05:48Are you alright?
05:49Huh?
05:49I know
05:50It's kind of hard getting used to all the weirdos around here
05:53It took me a while to get adjusted to all the craziness
05:55So don't freak out
05:56I'm sure you'll get used to it
05:58This one kind of acts like a girl
06:01Something wrong?
06:02Are you crossdresser?
06:04Oh no!
06:07Okay, that's enough!
06:08I think Shiro should take care of the tea for us, don't you?
06:10Uh-oh, Haruhi
06:11You're looking extra manly today
06:12Now do what the boss says
06:13And let Shiro take care of that tea set
06:15It's part of his training
06:16You're too macho for tea sets
06:26This kid is smarter than I thought
06:28He may be a kid, but he's got quite an eye
06:32Now be careful with it, it's pretty heavy
06:37It's not my fault I dropped it
06:38It's your fault, cause you're the one who made me take it in the first place
06:42Say what?
06:43Haruhi, that's another 100,000 yen
06:45Huh?
06:46Hey, you should make the crossdresser do all your stupid chores
06:49I'm not here to carry tea sets
06:51I'm here to learn how to make women happy
06:53You won't get anywhere with that attitude
06:55And I am not going to let you disrespect Haruhi
06:59So...
07:00Put this brat in isolation
07:01You got it, boss
07:05What's going on here?
07:07Why'd you put me in a cage all of a sudden?
07:09Yeah, and where'd it come from?
07:11This is supposed to be a music room, right?
07:13This is no way to treat your loyal apprentice
07:15Now let me out of this cage!
07:17Not until you've learned your lesson
07:18I made you my apprentice because I thought you were serious about becoming a host
07:22But I guess I was wrong
07:24I am serious
07:26Totally serious
07:30I want you to teach me how to make a woman happy
07:37I'm gonna run out of time
07:39Please won't you teach me?
07:42You're a host because you like girls
07:44You like bringing a smile to a girl's face
07:47That's why you do it, right?
07:51Please won't you teach me to be like you?
07:53You're a genius at it!
07:55You're the king!
08:00Well, you may be a brat
08:01But I admire your desire to become a host
08:04So I'll teach you
08:07You know, Shiro, you and I are so much alike
08:09You poor kid
08:11Then you'll help me become the kind of host that can make any woman happy?
08:15Of course, making women happy is the sole purpose of being a host
08:20If this is what you really want, Shiro, then you'll have to figure out how to use the material you
08:24already have
08:25What does that mean?
08:27You see, here at the Oran Host Club
08:29Our policy is to use our individual personality traits to meet the needs of our guests
08:34For example, there's Tamaki, who is the princely type
08:39There's the strong silent type
08:41The boy Lolita type
08:44The little devil type
08:47And the cool type
08:48It's all about variety
08:52And now our group is complete with the addition of Haruhi, the natural
08:57The natural?
08:59It would seem that right now we have a perfect blend of characteristics
09:02So it's going to be difficult to find a new type of Shiro
09:06If you go by his age, he should be the boy Lolita type
09:10But Honey Senpai's already got that covered
09:12Is he gonna replace me?
09:14Oh, come on!
09:15Is that all you got?
09:20What's up with this place?
09:22It's supposed to be a music room
09:25Sorry to interrupt, gentlemen
09:27But what's with the lackluster character analysis?
09:29I must say, I'm quite disappointed
09:31I thought I taught you better
09:33All right then, Miss Manager
09:34How would you work Shiro into our collection of characters?
09:38He can't be the boy Lolita
09:39Because Honey's already got that covered
09:41You just don't get it, do you?
09:43Now listen up!
09:44There are plenty of girls out there who have a thing for younger boys
09:47Or boys with baby faces
09:48These girls would be considered Shota fans
09:50Now Shota can be a fairly broad category
09:52So it's important to know that the genre can be broken down into many different smaller subcategories
09:57For example, Shota fans with an interest in Lolita boys would favor a boy like Honey Nozuka Senpai
10:02But this little boy is different
10:04If I had to pick a character for him
10:06Yes!
10:08He'd be the naughty boy type without a doubt!
10:11The naughty type?
10:17Now to play up the naughty type
10:19You have to wear shorts
10:20Okay
10:23You've got to have bumps and bruises
10:25Give him a couple of scars
10:28Run like a spoiled child!
10:30Make it reckless!
10:32Now I want you to trip and make it big!
10:38Are you okay, little boy?
10:41Now give him your catchphrase!
10:43No big deal
10:44It was nothing
10:46That was perfect!
10:48Absolutely perfect, Shiro!
10:50That was outstanding!
10:52I never knew you were such a great coach, Renge!
10:56They're idiots!
10:57They're all a bunch of idiots!
10:59I've had enough of you people!
11:02This is so stupid!
11:04None of this is ever going to help me make her happy!
11:06Who's her?
11:08Wait, Shiro!
11:09We haven't taught you how to apply the techniques you've learned yet!
11:13I swear, younger boys are good for nothing
11:15I went to all that trouble to coach him
11:18And he quits
11:19I can't believe he ditched us because he didn't like the lesson
11:21What a selfish little brat!
11:23There aren't many people who'd enjoy that kind of lesson
11:25But never mind that
11:27Were you listening to what he said?
11:29I'm gonna run out of time!
11:32Please, won't you teach me?
11:34He said he was gonna run out of time
11:36What do you think he means by that?
11:38I think that
11:39Maybe
11:39It's a girl
11:45Hmm
11:52How did we let them talk us into this?
11:55It'll be okay, Haru-chan
11:57It was so easy to sneak in
11:59And wearing this uniform, I really look like I'm in elementary school
12:03Yeah, you do
12:04I can understand why they wanted you to wear an elementary school uniform
12:08I mean, we are sneaking into an elementary school and you totally fit in, Senpai
12:12What I don't understand is why they made me dress up in this middle school uniform
12:17All right, Ben
12:18It's time to initiate our mission
12:20What do you mean?
12:21What mission?
12:22I've assessed the situation
12:24We'll infiltrate the elementary school
12:27You two are going in
12:28But where are we going?
12:30Why did we even bother with disguises?
12:32We stick out like a sore thumb
12:36Oh, there's a reason
12:37A damn good reason
12:39This way, Haru-chan
12:41Isn't she the cutest?
12:43Oh, look at her in that mini skirt
12:45Haru, he looks like a little doll
12:47So basically, you just wanted to see her dressed up like that
12:52This is it
12:53Shiro-chan's classroom
12:54When I was in elementary school, this was my classroom, too
13:02There's nobody here
13:04Sir, the kid's classroom is empty, is it?
13:07This sure takes me back
13:08I wonder if doodles are still on my desk
13:10Thoughtful
13:11The school changes out the desks every year
13:12Let's check out the cafeteria after this
13:15I want to see the old gym
13:16Good idea, Kelly
13:18Hey, if you're just going to barge in here like that
13:20Then why do we wear these stupid disguises?
13:22Don't worry about it
13:23There's no one here to catch us
13:29If the teacher finds us
13:31We'll have a hard time explaining why we snuck in
13:33Shh
13:35Shut up, guys
13:37Just keep your lips zipped
13:41Haru, he's the cutest thing I've ever seen
13:46It's all right, he's gone
13:48But you guys
13:49We came here to get the scoop on Shiro
13:51So what do you think we should do now?
13:53Well, here's something interesting
13:57What do you find?
14:01Hey, that's Shiro
14:03So he's in the classical music club
14:06He looks like he's enjoying himself
14:09It's nice to see him with a smile on his face
14:11I had no idea he could look so sweet
14:16Yeah
14:21There he is
14:22There's Shiro-chan
14:27Excuse me, Takao-ji
14:30I'm sorry, but have you been practicing the new piece teacher gave us?
14:33The new piece?
14:34Not really
14:35If you want, I can show it to you
14:37Do you want to come play it with me?
14:39No, thanks
14:40You go ahead
14:42After all, there's only one grand piano
14:44You should use it, Kamishiro
14:47Thank you
14:48I will then
14:50And if you want to join me, just let me know
14:52I love the jazz ball
14:55I love the jazz ball
14:58Oh, that's great
14:59I think we need a jazz ball
15:00Oh, yeah
15:02Wow
15:03Yeah
15:26Pardon me, mademoiselle
15:30I've never seen a rose more lovely than you, my dear
15:33Here, this is for you
15:36I was wondering if you could tell me anything about that young lady playing the piano
15:40Do you know her?
15:42That's Hina Kamishiro
15:44Her name is Hina?
15:45That's right
15:46But you better not fall in love with her
15:48Why?
15:49Didn't you know?
15:51Hina has to move away soon
15:52Her dad just got a new job in Germany
15:55So they have to move there at the end of the week
15:58What do you think you're doing?
15:59I want you idiots to leave immediately
16:04Put me down!
16:06What are you doing?
16:11Let me go!
16:12Just put me down!
16:13It's time to go, gentlemen
16:14Quit thrashing around
16:16Put me down!
16:20What is your problem, you big idiot?
16:22I'm sorry, but you're the idiot
16:24You said that you wanted me to teach you how to make women happy
16:27But that's not it, is it?
16:28You're not concerned with the happiness of just any woman
16:32You've got your sights set on one woman in particular
16:36You only care about one
16:37And that's Hina Kamishiro
16:43But I'm afraid there's nothing I can do to help you with that
16:48Listen, Shiro
16:49I know that I told you
16:51It's the job of a host to make women happy
16:53But when you care for someone
16:55You must find the courage to express what is in your heart
16:58You have to tell her how you feel about her
17:02You didn't come to me looking to become a full-fledged host
17:07You want to be a full-fledged man
17:10It doesn't matter anymore
17:12I've run out of time
17:14I just...
17:15I wanted to hear her play
17:17Before she left for good
17:20That's all
17:22That piece she played
17:23It's Mozart's Sonata in D Major for two pianos, isn't it?
17:44Wait a minute
17:45Since when is there a grand piano in here?
17:48Well, this is a music room after all
17:50So why wouldn't it have a grand piano?
17:52It is a music room after all
17:54It is a music room
17:55It's always been there
17:57We just had it covered up
18:22Awesome
18:27Hey, Takoji
18:28I noticed that you're always listening to me when I'm playing
18:32Do you like the piano?
18:34If so, then why don't we learn to play together?
18:39She played beautifully, but
18:41It wasn't the piano that I liked
18:45For the next week, you will spend your mornings, lunches, recesses
18:49And free time after school in piano lessons with me
18:53But why?
18:55You wanted to be my apprentice, right?
18:59Besides, that young lady looked like she wanted nothing more than to play the piano with you
19:44Welcome princess, we've been waiting
19:47I present to you
19:49I present to you
19:50Shiro Takaoji's
19:53Piano recital
20:05If you please, princess
20:12Let's play together, Hina
20:14Okay
20:39We did a good thing
20:44He loves with all his heart
20:46So I guess that's one more way Shiro takes after you, huh, senpai?
20:52Why, yes
20:52I'd say so
20:56So, you've been exchanging emails with Hina every day now that she's in Germany?
21:06Yeah, more or less
21:08I like her, but she can get pretty jealous for an elementary school girl
21:12She'd be upset if she knew I was with you ladies, so let's keep this our little secret
21:16Oh, isn't he the cutest?
21:18His little girlfriend is so lucky
21:19I had a little brother just like him
21:21Naughty boys are the best
21:23I could kiss you
21:25You brats, what are you doing?
21:27Those are my guests!
21:29Well, it looks like they found someone they like better
21:32It's so easy to steal your customers
21:34I think there's a new host king in town
21:38I thought he'd make it through without exploding this time
21:41We should have known he was going to blow up sooner or later
21:44Shiro really does have a lot in common with Tamaki Senpai
21:47I get the feeling that Senpai was also a spoiled brat when he was a kid
21:51I was not a spoiled brat!
21:53I was nothing like him when I was a kid!
21:55I was a sweet, innocent, precocious, adorable child!
21:57You hear me?
22:04I run and run a thousand miles
22:08And I am barely breathing
22:11Only the fuel of a passionate heart
22:14Keeps this body strong and moving
22:17Moving forward
22:17But could it be I found a place to rest?
22:22How far until I'm okay?
22:25Trees of the town reveal the time has come
22:27Once again to shift our shade and color
22:31The world always changes around us
22:35But weakness will always remain
22:37Through all the pain
22:39Believe in who we are right here and now
22:43Raise one hand to the sky
22:45Raise them both
22:45Lift them high and you'll cut through the darkness
22:48Make it go
22:49The time to start is now
22:52And I can show you how
22:56Start with me and the world will be
23:00Even bigger than ever before
23:05All right, we're headed to the pool
23:06We'll finally get to see Aruhi in his swimsuit
23:09Oh no, Honey Senpai's being pulled away by the current
23:12Next time, Jungle Pool S.O.S.
23:15The Auron Host Club will be waiting for you
23:17We'll see you then
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