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00:01Kiss, kiss, fall in love
00:06Hey, hey, hey
00:08I see you come, I watch you go
00:12You never seem to leave me though
00:15So is this love or hate?
00:17We'll see, you're making me crazy
00:20Inside my dreams, you're all I see
00:23Well, all I see is you and me
00:26Lady, maybe, or host, that's why
00:29I really don't mind
00:32If I am to choose a place
00:35In this garden of romance
00:38Maybe we could take this chance
00:41Maybe you're my last
00:44And I would like to find
00:46A hand like yours to take mine
00:49And with one gift
00:51We took some time and I fall in love with you
00:55Tomorrow's far away
00:57Let's place our hope into death
01:01Just you and me
01:02In our beautiful spring
01:05And we'll always fall in love
01:08Again
01:12Hey, hey
01:14Maybe you're my love
01:21Only those with excellent social standing
01:23And those from filthy rich families
01:25Are lucky enough to spend their time here
01:27At the elite private school
01:28Oron Academy
01:29The Oron Host Club is where
01:31The school's handsomest boys
01:32With too much time on their hands
01:33Entertain young ladies who also
01:35Have way too much time on their hands
01:37Just think of it as Oron Academy's
01:39Elegant playground for the super rich
01:50And beautiful
01:51Welcome ladies
01:57So in which cup would my princess like her tea?
02:01The foley?
02:02The worcester?
02:03Or perhaps the Susie Cooper gardenia?
02:05Beautiful
02:06These are English antiques, aren't they?
02:08Which one do you like, Tamaki?
02:12Which one?
02:13Well, none of these compare to my princess
02:14Oh, wow
02:16I don't really know what to say
02:17You mean you've never been to Covent Garden?
02:20No
02:20All of our antiques are from Portobello Road
02:23I think you'd like Covent Garden
02:25Most of our Victorian pieces are from there
02:29Kauru
02:34Honestly, Kauru
02:35You have to be more careful
02:37From now on, keep your eyes on me, okay?
02:41Yes
02:42Hikaru
02:44I can't take it
02:46It's overwhelming
02:46You have to watch this
02:48You may not get another chance
02:49Who knows when it'll happen again
02:51You're absolutely right, Mademoiselle
02:55All beauty is fleeting
02:56Just take a look at these cherry blossoms
02:59You'll never be able to see them this vibrant again
03:03And that's why
03:04I've compiled this picture book
03:06That contains photos
03:07That capture the beauty of each passing day
03:09Incidentally
03:10I've prepared similar books
03:12Of the other hosts as well
03:13And if you ladies are interested
03:15In collecting all four of them
03:16I'll discount the full set for you
03:18I'll take them
03:19Me too, please
03:20Well, now we know how the club makes extra money
03:23But I have to wonder
03:24When did he take pictures of us?
03:37Should I say something to him?
03:52Mitsukuni
03:54You overdid it
03:56He told them
04:09Honey, I'll take it
04:11It looks so yummy
04:12It's just the right amount for both of us
04:14Any more would be too much
04:16How did you know?
04:17You never cease to amaze me
04:18Really?
04:29Haruhi
04:30How are you doing?
04:32Are you having a good time?
04:33Tamaki Senpai
04:34The flower viewing reception is going over quite well
04:38But even so
04:39It's rather daunting to spend more time being admired
04:43Than doing the admiring
04:45Oh wow Senpai
04:47You're blooming in more ways than one
04:49You noticed
04:50Yes
04:50Today my beauty is quite splendorous
04:53I'm in full bloom
04:54I bet you'll fall for me soon
04:56I swear
04:57This guy must live his life
04:59Completely unaware of the hardships of this world
05:04So Haruhi
05:05Have you decided your elective courses for this term?
05:08How about conversational French?
05:10I don't know
05:11I think the three of us should take it together
05:13It makes perfect sense
05:15We are in the same class
05:21Say
05:22Mommy dear
05:23What is it now?
05:25Daddy
05:26I have a new theory
05:28I mean
05:28It's just my hypothesis
05:31But it seems that by being in the same class
05:34Hikaru and Kaoru are able to spend more time with Haruhi
05:36Than I get to here at the club
05:38This gives them the chance to get close to her
05:40And if that happens
05:41Tamaki
05:42You just now realized that?
05:45According to my research
05:46In a single day
05:47The twins spend roughly nine hours of class time with Haruhi
05:50Meanwhile your contact with her
05:53Is limited to a couple of hours of club activities
05:55In other words
05:56Your involvement in Haruhi's life each day
05:59Amounts to no more than a mere 3%
06:01I'm so very sorry
06:02I don't want to hear it
06:02I don't want to hear it
06:03Listen Haruhi
06:04I want you to stop hanging out with those shady twins from now on
06:07Who are you calling shady?
06:09Yeah
06:09Take a good look at yourself boss
06:12Yes
06:13That's it
06:14Alright
06:15Alright then
06:15We can't go on hiding the fact that you're a girl from everyone in the school any longer
06:19All daddy wants is for you to go back to being the girl you used to be
06:22For you to surround yourself with girlfriends and start leading wholesome lives
06:26Who are you calling daddy?
06:27So do it
06:27Change back now
06:28Change right now
06:29You don't have to rush things
06:30She's going to be found out soon enough
06:32Physical exams are the day after tomorrow
06:35Physical
06:37Exams?
06:46That's right I forgot all about it
06:48Then that means there's no doubt
06:51They're going to know
06:53I'm really a girl
06:59Beware the physical exam
07:11Haruhi
07:12Haruhi
07:16I've been waiting long?
07:18What's the matter? You look a little dumb.
07:21I can't help it. Everyone keeps staring at me for some reason.
07:25I'm so embarrassed.
07:31They're looking at you because you are lovely.
07:34Don't you worry. I promise that I will protect you no matter what.
07:39Oh, Senpai, that makes me feel better.
07:43Thank you. I mean it.
07:47I'm in love, love with you, Tamaki-senpai.
07:51Oh, you.
07:53You must be having a great daydream.
07:55He's kind of creeping me out.
07:57Envious, Hikaru? This is all part of my strategy.
08:00While you've wasted time blinded by your jealousy, I've foreseen the outcome of this charade.
08:05This anime is obviously a romantic school comedy.
08:08Haruhi and I are the main characters, so that means we are love interests.
08:13Yeah, then what are we?
08:14You boys are the homosexual supporting cast.
08:20So please make sure that you don't step across this line.
08:23You've got to be kidding.
08:25Hey, listen, boss.
08:26I don't think you get it.
08:27If work gets out that Haru-chan is really a girl, then she won't be able to be in the
08:31host club anymore.
08:34But if Haru-chan started wearing girls' clothes, I bet she'd be even cuter than she is now.
08:40She dressed like a regular girl when she was in middle school, right?
08:43She must have been pretty popular with all the boys.
08:45Yeah. According to my investigative report, someone would declare their undying love to her at least once a month.
08:50Oh, I see. So the boss wouldn't even be able to get close to her.
08:55But we'd be able to because we're in class with her all day long.
08:59No way!
09:01Hey, guys. Sorry I'm so late.
09:03Don't you worry, Haruhi. We're determined to keep your secret.
09:06No one will find out that you're really a girl during tomorrow's physical exams.
09:09So please, promise you'll stay our beloved secret princess.
09:13Sure.
09:14You know what?
09:15I think both of us would be a little peeved if we had to watch all the guys flirt with
09:19her.
09:19Then that settles it.
09:27Listen up, squad members.
09:29At tomorrow's physical exams, position yourselves in formation A.
09:33And then, wait for your orders.
09:35Yes, sir!
09:39I've got it.
09:40You guys are worried because if they find out I'm a girl, I can't be a host and therefore can't
09:44repay my debt.
09:45My balance is 5,333,332 yen.
09:50Well, guess I'll have to come up with another way to pay you back.
09:53Do something! The subject doesn't appear to have any motivation.
09:57Why'd we get stuck with such a difficult heroine?
10:00Are you saying that you hate being a host? That you hate this club?
10:03To be honest, I'd have to say yes.
10:08I mean, you guys aren't bad, but if it gets out I'm a girl, there's nothing I can do, you
10:11know?
10:12She doesn't seem to care one way or the other.
10:14Well, before we do anything else, we have to find a way to motivate her.
10:19Fancy tuna.
10:22Oh, that's right. You didn't get the chance to eat any during last episode's party, did you?
10:29Did you hear that? She's never eaten fancy tuna before. Isn't that awful?
10:33Wow. Talk about a difficult childhood.
10:36If only Haru-chan could stay in the host club, she'd have the chance to eat all kinds of yummy
10:40things whenever she wants.
10:41What are you talking about? Don't be silly.
10:44Just because I'm poor and I've never had it doesn't mean that I'm so much of a glutton I'd go
10:48on fooling everyone about my gender just to try some fancy tuna.
10:56Am I really going to get to try it?
11:02We will begin conducting physical examinations shortly.
11:06All students, please proceed to the clinic in your respective school building.
11:11So what's the deal with this Formation A thing you guys were talking about?
11:15What do they do during physical exams here at Orhan anyway?
11:18It's no different than a physical exam you'd get at any other school.
11:22Yeah, why would a physical exam be any different for us just because we're rich?
11:26You're right. I didn't think about it that way.
11:35Welcome, students!
11:39What? What is all this?
11:43Just another physical exam.
11:45The usual.
11:46The usual?
11:49Excuse me, Hitachi brothers.
11:51Please, follow me this way to have your height measured.
11:53Sure thing.
11:56Mr. Kuchioca?
11:58I'm your nurse for the physical exams this afternoon.
12:01Okay.
12:02Please, come this way.
12:07Why are Honey and Mori dressed as doctors?
12:10I don't know.
12:11Honey Senpai?
12:12Mori Senpai!
12:14You're so obvious.
12:16I've got those two for backup just in case something happens.
12:19But why are they in doctor disguises?
12:21They're just helping to set the mood.
12:23Disguises make our operation feel like a real espionage mission.
12:26Huh?
12:28Wow, Ms. Sharamine.
12:29You've lost two whole kilograms since this time last year.
12:33That's so good to hear.
12:35I thought for sure I was heavier.
12:37Not at all.
12:38Keep it up and you'll be even healthier next year.
12:40Good work.
12:40Don't you think it's weird that these doctors are all so jovial and nice?
12:44They're chosen by the school's chairman.
12:46This may be a school, but it's also a business.
12:48Therefore, he wants to keep the students happy.
12:51After all, most of the students that attend Doran Academy come from prominent families that have their own private doctors
12:57at home.
12:58So this is just a formality.
13:00These damn rich people.
13:04I'm terribly sorry.
13:06No problem.
13:11Huh.
13:19You can use the area behind this curtain to undress.
13:27Doesn't matter to me.
13:29We're not shy.
13:30Who needs a curtain?
13:38See, Haruhi?
13:39A rather impressive turnout today.
13:42Physical exam day is quite popular with the ladies.
13:44What's wrong with the girls at this school?
13:47I won't allow it.
13:49It's just not fair.
13:50I won't let those doctors touch you, Kaoru.
13:53What are you talking about?
13:55You don't seem to have a problem touching me when we play doctor at home.
13:58I can't get you to stop tickling me and toying with my body.
14:03Come on, how do you try it this way?
14:09I've been waiting for you, my princess.
14:15Tamaki-senpai.
14:17You're so cute when you're surprised.
14:20Mr. Fujioka, it's time for us to take your chest measurements.
14:24Once you finish disrobing, would you please come with me?
14:29This is it.
14:30The inevitable moment has arrived.
14:32You just stay back here and wait, okay, Haruhi?
14:34But what are you gonna do?
14:36Don't you worry.
14:38I'll protect you.
14:42I promise I'll protect you, Haruhi.
14:45Mr. Fujioka, are you ready to be measured now?
14:55Yes.
14:59I'm Haruhi Fujioka.
15:03Wait, that's Tamaki.
15:05There's no denying it.
15:06That's definitely Tamaki.
15:07Is he cosplaying as Haruhi?
15:10What's going on?
15:11Is he trying to be funny?
15:17I can't believe he actually did it.
15:19They recognize him.
15:20I told you they'd see through it.
15:22Whoa.
15:25You jerks.
15:26You said there was no way the girls would be able to tell it was me.
15:29It's payback for calling us the homosexual supporting cast.
15:34I'm sorry.
15:35They figured it out.
15:43Just as I thought.
15:45Tamaki senpai lives in his own carefree little world.
15:50Haruhi, ready?
15:51I went ahead and set up a separate room for you, a special boys' clinic.
15:55And I have a doctor standing by sworn to secrecy.
15:58It turns out the doctors here today are all on staff at one of Kyo-ya senpai's family's hospitals.
16:04Would have been nice if he had said something to us earlier.
16:07I had to get my revenge, too.
16:09I'm sorry.
16:10I just don't think I'm supporting cast, homosexual or otherwise.
16:14Is there something wrong?
16:15Check it out.
16:16Tamaki is eroding away.
16:18Oh, wow.
16:20Haruhi is angry with me.
16:25Come in.
16:28Hello, Mr. Fujioka.
16:29I've been made aware of your situation.
16:31If you wouldn't mind, please disrobe for me over there.
16:34Sure.
16:37I'm telling the truth.
16:40One of the doctors grabbed me by my shoulder.
16:42He was trying to make a pass at me.
16:44I've never been so terrified.
16:47Wow, how scary.
16:49Do you think it was a pervert?
16:50I had a feeling this might happen.
16:52What do you mean?
16:53A bit earlier today, I saw a strange man wearing a white lab coat, but clearly not one of our
16:59hospital's doctors, and I thought he was a little odd.
17:02Shouldn't you have said something sooner?
17:04Oh, well, it's no big deal.
17:06I'm sure the security guard will catch him.
17:08Tell me, miss.
17:08Did you happen to notice where the pervert doctor was headed?
17:11Yes, sir.
17:11He ran off toward the special boys' clinic.
17:15Haruhi!
17:17Haruhi!
17:25Excuse me.
17:28No, it's not what you think.
17:29Please just keep quiet.
17:31Haruhi!
17:32Tamachan!
17:37One.
17:41Good looks that attract the public eye.
17:44Two.
17:46More wealth than you can imagine.
17:49Three.
17:49Chivalry that we'll never be able to overlook.
17:52The hideous wickedness of this world.
17:57That's what makes up the Auron Host Club!
18:01We're here!
18:02Watch out!
18:05Please don't hurt me!
18:06Spare me my life!
18:10Uh...
18:12I'm a doctor.
18:14I have a small emergency medical clinic that I run in the next town over.
18:18My name is Yabu.
18:19Did he say his name's Yabu?
18:21That's crazy.
18:22What a terrible name for a doctor.
18:24Unless you're a quack.
18:26I know.
18:27I'm here because I was hoping to see my daughter.
18:29My wife left me last month and took my daughter with her.
18:32But I know that she attends school here.
18:34I don't mean to pry or anything.
18:36But why did your wife and daughter leave you?
18:39Well, you see...
18:41I'm sick of this!
18:42You let someone give you an I.O.U. again!
18:45You promised us you wouldn't do that anymore!
18:47Don't worry, dear.
18:48I know this guy's good for it.
18:50We can trust him.
18:50Everything will be all right.
18:52I can't take this anymore!
18:54Dad, you never think about the welfare of our family!
18:57I'm going home to mother.
18:59No!
19:00Please!
19:01Wait!
19:02And that was it.
19:04They left me.
19:05Forever.
19:06I know I'm terrible at managing our money.
19:08And I can't say no to anybody.
19:10I don't blame them for being tired of constantly living in debt.
19:16But I wanted to see my daughter one more time, so I came here.
19:20After being pelted by rain and wandering the streets, I finally made it to your school.
19:24Once I entered, I was mistaken for a doctor here to examine students.
19:28Well, of course.
19:29You're wearing a lab coat.
19:30Anyone would mistake you.
19:32And then it happened.
19:37Excuse me.
19:38Miss, I'm looking for my daughter.
19:40When I tried to ask her about my daughter, the girl started screaming.
19:44And before I knew it, there were all kinds of people chasing me.
19:47This is so tragic.
19:49Dr. Yabu, I think you may have the wrong place.
19:52Are you looking for Oran Public High School?
19:55Yeah, that's right.
19:57I figure that might be the case.
19:59This is Oran Academy, a private institution.
20:02Your daughter doesn't go to school here.
20:05Man, that's pretty sad.
20:07You don't even know what school your daughter goes to?
20:09I bet your relationship is messed up because you don't pay attention to her.
20:13Not because of some stupid debt.
20:15Wow, Kyo-chan.
20:16I'm impressed that you figured out he had the wrong school.
20:19Well, there's no way the daughter of such a small-time doctor
20:22would ever be able to get into Oran Academy.
20:26Kyo-ya, would you please find a map of all the public schools in this area?
20:29I'd like to help this man find his daughter.
20:32Hmm?
20:33Whatever you say.
20:42Are you sure about this?
20:44After all, even if he does manage to find his daughter,
20:47there's no guarantee she'll want to speak to him.
20:53Well, then, that's something he'll have to find out for himself.
21:05I'm sorry about this, you guys, but could you please leave?
21:11Are you still angry with me?
21:13You're not thinking of quitting the host club, are you?
21:17Don't be stupid, senpai.
21:18I've just got to finish my physical exam.
21:20As a male student, of course.
21:24Uh, but let me explain.
21:25I'm not doing this because you're bribing me with food.
21:29I'm doing it to pay back my debt.
21:32You're so cute!
21:34I can see right through you.
21:38I know you're just after that fancy tuna,
21:40but it's so cute that you're pretending it doesn't matter.
21:42Hey, don't touch me there!
21:44Red card.
21:45Looks like Tamaki-senpai is a real pervert.
21:49Who cares?
21:49Would you guys just get out of here?
22:02I run and run a thousand miles
22:06And I am barely breathing
22:08Only the fuel of a passion heart
22:12Keeps this body strong and moving
22:15Forward
22:15But could it be I found a place to rest
22:19How far until I'm okay
22:22Trees of the town reveal the time has come
22:25Once again to shift our shade and color
22:29The world always changes around us
22:33But weakness will always remain
22:35Through all the pain
22:37Believe in who we are right here and now
22:41Raise one hand to the sky
22:43Raise them both
22:43Lift them high and you'll cut through the darkness
22:46Make it go
22:47The time to start is now
22:51And I can show you how
22:55Start with me and the world will be
22:58Even bigger than ever before
23:05Hey, Senpai, I heard a rumor there's another girl joining the host club. Is that true?
23:09Don't act so surprised. I've heard that she's actually Kyoya's fiancée.
23:13Next time, attack of the lady manager.
23:15The Auron host club will be waiting for you.
23:17We'll see you then!
23:18I'll see you then in the next time.
23:19See you then in the next minute.
23:21Bye!
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