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00:01Kiss, kiss, fall, love
00:06Hey, hey, hey
00:09I see you come, I watch you go
00:12You never seem to leave me though
00:15So is this love or hate?
00:17We'll see, you're making me crazy
00:20In time, I've dreamed you're all I see
00:24Well, all I see is you and me
00:26Lady, maybe, or her style
00:29Why, I really don't mind
00:32If I am to choose a place
00:35In this garden of romance
00:38Maybe we could take this chance
00:41Maybe you're my last
00:44And I'd like to buy
00:46A hand like yours to take mine
00:49And with one gift
00:51We could stop time and I'd fall in love with you
00:55Tomorrow's our way
00:58Let's place our hopes into death
01:01Just you and me
01:02In our beautiful spring
01:05And we'll always fall in love
01:08Again
01:12Hey, hey
01:14Maybe you're my love
01:21Do you remember the first time we played that game?
01:25It was so long ago
01:39Hey, you wanna make a snowman with me?
01:45Which one of us are you talking to?
01:47To both of you, silly
01:49There's nobody here need both of you
01:51Okay, then I'm talking to Hikaru and Kauru
01:56Oh, really?
01:57Which of us is Kauru?
01:59And which of us is Hikaru?
02:01Can you tell?
02:07Let's all play the which one is Hikaru game
02:16So, can you tell which one of us is Hikaru?
02:19Well, it's hard to say
02:21You're identical
02:23Many ladies have tried to tell us apart
02:25But so far none have succeeded
02:27That's the dumbest game I've ever heard of
02:29What?
02:30Have you got a problem with it, Haruhi?
02:32Not really
02:34I just don't understand why the two of you were so popular
02:37That's not very nice
02:38I'm disappointed
02:40Apparently, you don't understand the merits
02:42Of having a pair of twins as members of the host club
02:45Listen up
02:46Having a couple of good-looking guys with homosexual tendencies
02:49Earns the club high points
02:50It also helps if the two struggle between their attraction and their friendship
02:54And in our case, because we're twins, our relationship is taboo
02:58And therefore more intriguing
03:01And besides, who hasn't fantasized about twins?
03:04Having two loves is better than one, don't you think?
03:07It's a young woman's romantic fantasy
03:10Well, um, yeah, you're right
03:12I can't thank you!
03:20Hikaru!
03:20Kauru!
03:21Hmm?
03:22When I gave you control of the club's website
03:24I did so in one condition
03:25That you take it seriously!
03:27We take our job very seriously, boss
03:29In fact, last night we worked on it till dawn
03:32Is this what you worked so hard to create?
03:37You were great, Haruhi-chan!
03:42Tell me when!
03:43Huh?
03:44Where did you take naked pictures of Haruhi?
03:51Yes, that pose is perfect
03:53And your expression is beautiful
03:55Once we're done with this shoot
03:57We'll let you have all the fancy tuna you want
04:00Fancy tuna?
04:01As much as you want
04:04You braved her, didn't you?
04:06You're imagining things
04:08It's obvious that the photo's been altered
04:12It was photoshopped?
04:14We did a pretty good job, huh?
04:16We've got some major photoshopping talent
04:17You idiots!
04:18That's a waste of your skills!
04:20Have you no shame!
04:21But if you're going to do it anyway
04:22Can you photoshop her into this idle photo book?
04:25Don't be ridiculous, boss
04:26Why don't you just...
04:27Ask her if she'd wear an outfit like one of those
04:29I never thought to ask her
04:34What do you think about this, my dear?
04:36What are you doing with that dress?
04:38He looks so handsome
04:39Yeah, he does
04:41But I have to agree with Tamaki
04:42I'd love to see how he looked like
04:44If he dressed as a girl
04:46Oh, he's so cute
04:47I'm sure he'd look great
04:48No matter what you put in him
04:57Now cut it out
04:58No more making weird pictures of me, you got that?
05:01Just what do you guys take me for anyway?
05:04Hmm, isn't that obvious?
05:07You're our toy
05:11The twins fight!
05:15As we were saying
05:16In order to entertain oneself in this otherwise boring life
05:19One must find himself stimulating toys
05:22I am not your toy, okay?
05:26You want a toy?
05:28Huh?
05:29Toys?
05:30Toys?
05:31If you like toys
05:33Then you should come and visit my black magic club
05:37We've opened a marketplace
05:38That boasts black magic items from across the globe
05:41We're also holding mass around the clock
05:44If you visit right now
05:46I'll even throw in a free curse doll
05:48You could have Belsenep as your free gift
05:53Why is he talking to us through a crack in the door?
05:56Wait a second
05:57Has that door always been there?
05:59Nakazawa senpai likes to hide
06:00He doesn't really care for brightly lit places
06:03Don't get involved with that guy, Harui
06:06If you do
06:07You'll end up being cursed
06:10Do you have any basis for that?
06:13Yes
06:13It happened during final exams
06:15At the end of the last school year
06:19It's terrifying just to talk about it
06:24Good morning, Tamaki
06:26Good morning
06:30On that fateful day
06:32I accidentally stepped on that weirdo
06:35Nekozawa's cursed doll
06:38Belsenep
06:39Afterward, I took my exam
06:41And the entire test was written in some strange lettering
06:43I looked to the others around me for help
06:45And realized I knew none of them
06:47I was all alone in a different dimension
06:49Scary
06:50Did that really happen to you?
06:52That only happened because you were so scared
06:54You accidentally walked into the beginning Greek class
06:56And took their exam
06:57No, it was a curse
06:59I know because three days later
07:00I woke up and my legs were as heavy as lead
07:02Just how do you explain that?
07:04Your legs were heavy because you ran a marathon the day before, remember?
07:07You shouldn't underestimate
07:09The dark powers of Belsenep the cursed doll
07:12All you have to do is write the name of someone you hate on his back
07:16Then that person is certain to come face to face with misfortune
07:21Wow, this guy really is dark
07:23In more ways than one
07:25Supposedly he hates bright lights
07:27I wonder what he'll think of this
07:33You burned your eyes!
07:39How on earth could you do such a thing?
07:41Obviously the two of you don't know the true terror of black magic
07:46I am so bored
07:47Isn't there anything fun we can do around here?
07:53My dignity as the club's leader is being ignored
07:58Hey Haruhi, we've got a favor to ask you
08:00What is it?
08:02The next time we get a day off
08:03Can we come over to your place to hang out?
08:07Why would you want to do that?
08:08We're curious, we want to see where you live
08:10No way
08:11Aw, pretty please?
08:12No way, you guys are just gonna make fun of me
08:14No matter how much we beg you?
08:16No way
08:17I too have been thinking that it's about time I pay my respects to our beloved Haruhi's family
08:22No way in hell, Senpai
08:23We can settle this with a game
08:25If you can't pick out which one of us is Hikaru
08:28Then your penalty will be the two of us coming over to your house later tonight
08:36Okay, so which one of us is Hikaru?
08:39This one's Kaoru
08:40This one's Hikaru
08:41Uh-oh, you got it wrong
08:45No, I know I'm right
08:46You guys may look alike, but you're very different
08:56How did you do that, Haruhi?
08:58Whenever they wear those hats to cover which way they part their hair
09:02It's practically impossible to try and figure out which twin is Hikaru and which one is Kaoru
09:06How can you tell them apart?
09:09Hmm, well, how do I put it?
09:12It's kind of difficult to explain
09:15But Hikaru's speech and actions make him come across a little more mischievous than Kaoru
09:26I'm sorry, Hikaru, I don't mean to laugh
09:31Well, I don't see what's so funny
09:33I'm honest, I speak my mind, and I don't hold back
09:36It's sneaky people like Kaoru who are the troublemakers
09:39Don't turn this on me, Hikaru
09:41After all, I'm the one who's always going along with all of your selfish games
09:45I may suggest them, but you're the one who really gets into them, Kaoru
09:49If you hate it so much, then why don't you just stop?
09:52Because I'd hate to see you make an ass of yourself in front of everyone
09:55It was your idea to call Haruhi our toy
09:58But I noticed you were quick to make a pass at her
10:01Admit it, Hikaru
10:02You're actually in love with Haruhi
10:04Aren't you?
10:07What?
10:08You've got it all wrong, Kaoru
10:10Man, you're such a freaking idiot
10:12Yeah, there's some things in this world that must never be said
10:15Why would I fall for her?
10:17I mean, she looks like a Tanuki
10:18How dare you call her a raccoon dog?
10:21You're gonna pay for that!
10:23Awesome, this is just perfect
10:28Our beloved Haruhi is in the middle of a beautiful yet poignant four-sided romantic relationship
10:33And to make it even more exciting, two of Haruhi's admirers are twins, torn apart by love
10:38Just the thought of it can make me eat three bowls of rice!
10:42So butt out, Otaku
10:43You guys are meanies, you should say something like that to your manager!
10:47But Renge, I thought you had feelings for Haruhi as well
10:50Oh, I do!
10:51But I have no problem with Haruhi having a homosexual relationship on the side
10:56I'm confused
10:57I thought that you had decided to go back home to France, Renge
11:00Well, I was going to start up a host club of my own
11:03But I don't think France is ready for a host club just yet
11:07Cut it out already!
11:09You're the one who's always crawling into my bed!
11:11Talk about annoying!
11:12I only do that because you look lonely
11:14I wouldn't choose to sleep in your bed, you idiot!
11:16Who are you calling an idiot?
11:18You're the one who sucks at math!
11:19Oh, yeah?
11:20Well, you're failing your foreign language class, you big dummy
11:23The way you grind your teeth is deafening!
11:25At least I don't toss and turn so much that I fall out of bed!
11:28Sex, Pixie!
11:28Sicko!
11:29Your mama wears too much makeup!
11:31That's it! We're over!
11:44Hey, Haruhi
11:50Good morning
11:52Hikaru, what in the world happened to your hair?
11:56Why is it dyed pink?
11:57Because pink suits me!
11:59Don't you think it's cute?
12:00From now on, I'm the pink-haired twin!
12:02I didn't want to be mistaken for that Kauru for the rest of my life, you know?
12:11Good morning, Haruhi
12:13So, Kauru's the blue twin?
12:15I was finally able to sleep all by myself last night, but I ended up having a nightmare
12:20I trimmed that my stylus had dyed my hair pink
12:23It was so garish and ridiculous looking, I woke up screaming
12:27I quit!
12:43Mini!你好!
12:49Um,
12:53to tell me Well!
12:57Grrrr.
13:07I'll have the A lunch.
13:09No, give me the B pasta and the D salad.
13:12I'll take the F capellini with the Barbary duck.
13:15Hold on, make that a foie gras and peregris sauce.
13:18Stop copying me! Why don't you just leave me alone?
13:23Amazing. Perfect unison even when fighting.
13:27I was wondering what all the fuss was about.
13:29I can't believe the two of you are still fighting.
13:32You're a disgrace to the host club.
13:34Hey, look who it is.
13:35Oh, I love them.
13:37I've never seen them all together like that.
13:38We've had enough of this.
13:41You're both to blame for this fight.
13:45Heat the chine and cow chine.
13:46I want you to make up and go halfsies on this cake.
13:49Kay?
13:50But I want to have a piece too,
13:52so I guess we're going to have to go thirdsies.
13:55Oh, we're not going to be able to split the strawberry on top though.
13:58What should we do?
14:00Maybe I should just take it.
14:02After all, strawberries are my favorite.
14:04Oh, I forgot to ask.
14:06Heiko-chan, cow chine, do you like strawberries?
14:12You're just making it worse.
14:14Leave them alone.
14:15Oh, Harui.
14:16I didn't expect to run into you in the dining hall.
14:19I was worried about those two,
14:20so I followed them here without even thinking.
14:22I always bring a boxed lunch,
14:24and I was just going to eat it in my classroom.
14:29A boxed lunch?
14:35Here, darling.
14:36Your boxed lunch.
14:37I hope you're not too embarrassed,
14:40but I decided to make it in a heart shape for you.
14:42I love you.
14:43I don't care if my boxed lunch is in an embarrassing heart shape,
14:46I will eat it!
14:47I have no idea what you're talking about,
14:50but it's evident that your fantasies are completely incoherent.
14:53Haruhi, you want to sit here with me?
14:55Uh, okay.
14:57So what's that?
14:57What'd you bring for lunch?
14:59Yesterday's leftovers,
15:01and a rolled omelette.
15:02You want to switch with me?
15:03I had to order something different than Cowru,
15:06so I ended up with stuff I don't really like.
15:07That's fine with me.
15:12This is really magnificent.
15:14I've never tried anything like this before.
15:26Delicious. It's delicious, Ingaro.
15:29I'm so glad you like it.
15:31I want you to eat like that every day.
15:35Well played, Hikaru.
15:37As a reward,
15:38I'd like to trade you my lunch for your boxed lunch.
15:40No way.
15:41Come on, trade with me.
15:42Forget about it.
15:43So Haruhi,
15:44is that any good?
15:45How would you like to taste mine?
15:47Here.
15:53Quit butting in.
15:55Get lost, Cowru.
16:15I think I'm gonna go eat in my classroom after all.
16:19No way.
16:19No way.
16:23No way.
16:24No way.
16:26Looking at the numbers,
16:28if this situation isn't resolved,
16:30I'm afraid we're going to have to stop offering our brotherly love package.
16:33We're down one pair of loving brothers.
16:37Oh, Haruhi.
16:38I just want you to know there's no reason for you to feel responsible.
16:41Even though it was your attackless comment that started this whole feud between the twins in the first place.
16:47Right?
16:48Clearly he blames me for this.
16:51It's weird for Hika-chan and Kao-chan to be fighting like this.
16:54It's never happened before.
16:56Hmm.
16:58They've never fought before?
16:59I've known Hika-chan and Kao-chan since we were in preschool.
17:03We weren't in the same year, so I never really got to talk to them.
17:07But I remember that the two of them always played together.
17:12Yeah, that's true.
17:14I mean, I've only known the twins since they were in middle school.
17:18But they definitely stood out.
17:25It seemed like they kept everyone at a distance except each other.
17:30Believe it or not, they were even more warped back then.
17:33When you stop and think about it, maybe this fight is a good thing for them.
17:37Maybe it means that the twins are expanding their horizons a bit.
17:41We should just leave them alone and let them work it out.
17:46Who knows?
17:48Maybe it is a turn for the better.
17:51But if this really is their first fight, they probably need someone to tell them when it's time to give
17:56in and call it quits.
17:58And if they've never fought before, would they even know how to make up?
18:24Don't you guys think that maybe it's time you give up all this fighting?
18:27It's driving me insane.
18:29What you say?
18:30It's driving you insane?
18:31You've got to be kidding me, how do you think I feel right now?
18:34Every time I look in the mirror, I see his face.
18:37I'm sick and tired of constantly being mistaken for you, Kaoru.
18:41The truth is, I hate your guts!
18:43You took the words right out of my mouth.
18:46In fact, I ate you so much, I bought this.
18:48Belzenaf the Curse doll!
18:51I'm going to complete the curse, Hikaru.
18:53I'm going to write your name on his back.
18:56From this day forward, you're going to experience nothing but misfortune and sorrow.
19:03Did you guys knock it off?
19:06What do you think you're doing?
19:07You don't bring something like this into a petty fight.
19:10Both of you are at fault here, but what's really sad is that you've brought everyone else around you into
19:14your big mess.
19:16Now apologize to each other.
19:18If you don't make up right now, I'm never going to let you come over to my house if I
19:21made myself clear.
19:33So then what you're saying, Haruhi, is that if we make up, we can come over to your place?
19:53I'm so sorry, Kauru.
19:56Even though I was just following our script, I said such awful things to you.
20:00I'm not fit to be your brother.
20:01Don't say that, Hikaru.
20:04I was so worried.
20:05I couldn't live with myself if I ever thought I'd hurt you.
20:09Kauru, I'll never let you go again.
20:11Hikaru.
20:22You've got to be kidding!
20:23You mean you guys were faking it this whole time?
20:25We didn't have anything else to do.
20:27We were bored.
20:29They totally fooled me.
20:33Twins with too much time on their hands are the devil.
20:43I'm so glad they made up.
20:45Okay, it's time to play the which one is Hikaru game.
20:49I know.
20:50The twin with the pink hair is Hikaru.
20:52We have a winner.
20:54So are you two going to keep your wild hair color even though you've made up?
20:58It's much easier to tell the two of you apart now.
21:00Huh, no it isn't.
21:05Today the pink one is Kauru and Hikaru is the blue one.
21:08You swapped colors for the day, huh?
21:10You Jaco.
21:13Mm-hmm.
21:14Mm-hmm.
21:19Mm-hmm.
21:22Mm-hmm.
21:23Mm-hmm.
21:35Mm-hmm.
21:42Do you realize what's happened, Hikaru?
21:45Until now, there were only two groups of people.
21:48Us and everyone else.
21:50But for the first time, someone's crossed into our world.
22:03I run and run a thousand miles
22:05And I am barely breathing
22:08Only the fuel of a passion heart
22:12Keeps this body strong and moving forward
22:16But could it be I found a place to rest
22:20How far until I'm okay
22:22Trees of the town reveal the time has come
22:26Once again to shift our shade and color
22:30The world always changes around us
22:33But weakness will always remain
22:35Through all the pain
22:37Believe in who we are
22:40I hear it now
22:41Raise one hand to the sky
22:43Raise them both
22:44Lift them high
22:45And you'll cut through the darkness
22:46Make it go
22:47The time to start is now
22:51And I can show you how
22:55Start with me
22:56And the world will be
22:58Even bigger than ever before
23:05Rejoice, Hutterhy
23:06You're going to have an underclassman
23:08Someone new wants to join the club
23:09But he's in elementary school
23:11I wonder what he'll be like all grown up
23:13Next time, the grade school host is the naughty type
23:15The Auron Host Club will be waiting for you
23:17We'll see you then
23:18Amen
23:19B
23:19You're going to have an underclassman
23:19If you don't have an underclassman
23:20You're going to have an underclassman
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