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00:00School Rumble!
00:02It's not Pansycore.
00:05My name is Tenmaskamato. Today I'm gonna confess my feelings to the one I love!
00:10Well, that was the plan anyway, but not only have I not confessed my love, Karasuma's hardly been in any
00:14recent episodes!
00:16Meanwhile, we've accepted a challenge from Class D and we're gonna throw down at the Athletic Meet.
00:20But don't forget, this is still supposed to be a romantic comedy!
00:27So remember, ladies and gentlemen, a student has a responsibility to his physical health as well as to his mental
00:34excellence.
00:35Don't carelessly injure yourselves like, say, the students in 2C. Oops, I beg your pardon. I mean a hypothetically careless
00:42class.
00:43That's like 2C, but isn't it them?
00:48You suck, Kato!
00:50Next, may I present Ms. Tai Anagasaki, the new school nurse. If anyone gets hurt, please be sure to have
00:57her check you out.
00:58Hey there! I'll be waiting!
01:02I hope I break something!
01:04Wow! Everyone is really worked up this year!
01:07Yeah, but you gotta wonder if they're worked up for the right reason.
01:10Huh. Face it. Men are all idiots.
01:12Well, we better get the show started.
01:27Go!
01:36Take care!
01:57能力するやっぱりできない気持ち多すぎて届かないよあの人まで近くて遠い距離いつまでもあのい空見ているだけじゃダメ
01:58KURUKURU MAWARU
02:06FURA FURA GANI FURI SHITTE A NATA NO MUNDE NI TOBI-COBI-TAI
02:13KURUKURU MAWARU
02:17KURUKURU MAWARU
02:18KURUKURU MAWARU
02:20FURA FURA REE UUKAZU
02:23WATASI今日も HITTOBI-COBI-COBI-COBI-COBI-COBI-COBI-COBI-COBI-COBI-COBI-COBI-COBI-COBI
02:45KURUKURU MAWARU
02:46KURUKURU MAWARU
02:48KURUKURU MAWARU
02:50KURUKURU MAWARU
02:51KURUKURU MAWARU
02:52FURA FURA NI
02:56You mean you're not participating in any of the events?
03:01I can't. I've got to stay at this station the whole meet.
03:04I guess it can't be helped, but it won't be the same without you.
03:09Oh, Ms. Gamato?
03:10Huh?
03:11Do your best, Kay.
03:14I will.
03:17Well, the games are off for a fierce start with 2C and 2D going head-to-head and toe-to
03:22-toe.
03:26Harry, you're looking good there, my man.
03:28Hey, what can I say? If they can't hit you, they can't hurt you.
03:31Hey, guys, remember, the goal is to get the balls and the...
03:38Oh, man, 2C is sure dominating the beauty competition.
03:42I wish I was a 2C!
03:48Uh, she doesn't seem to be enjoying this.
03:51She looks actively pissed.
03:54I heard she didn't want to do it, but I think it's like a requirement for chicks or something.
03:59If it really bugs you that much, you don't have to do it.
04:02Really?
04:03Man, I can't stand these athletic meets!
04:06So what I'd like to know is what are you doing hanging out in the infirmary?
04:10Aren't you usually up on the roof?
04:11Uh, too many pigeons today.
04:13Get lost, you idiot. I've got rewrites to do.
04:16You can level with me. You're working on that hot new nurse, aren't ya?
04:21Hey, Harry, man!
04:22Come on, hurry! We need you on the field!
04:25Scram, Skamato.
04:26My man here doesn't have time to waste on your stupid athletic meet.
04:30I got lots of time to waste.
04:32It's 2C!
04:342C again!
04:36Class 2C is dominating the competition so far.
04:39Yeah, we're mopping up the floor with those clubs in 2D!
04:42Right, now it's my turn to take them down!
04:47Look, let's get one thing straight here.
04:49I don't like you either, but right now let's focus on the event!
04:53Huh?
04:56Nice form.
04:58Now it's the tug-of-or event between 2D classes C and D.
05:02And neither side is giving an inch.
05:17Man, are we taking those guys to school or what?
05:19Hey, what happened to Lara?
05:22Uh...
05:22She said it wasn't right to eat lunch with the enemy.
05:30Well, well, you're starting to enjoy it, aren't you?
05:36We're one ahead.
05:38Only the cavalry battle and the relay left.
05:40That'll decide it.
05:42I sense...
05:44Evil.
05:46Masakazu!
05:47I, Haruki Hanai, hereby swear that...
05:49I will destroy you in battle!
05:52I wanted to say that!
05:54Two events remain to determine this year's winner.
05:57Next up, a tradition in our school, the cavalry battle!
06:01Three boys and one girl form one horse team!
06:04What are you going to do?
06:06Are you gonna drop out?
06:07Huh?
06:07Well, it's just that Harim is on your team and I thought it might be awkward for you two.
06:11Oh, not that you let it affect your performance or anything like that.
06:14I'm just saying.
06:15Hm.
06:18First of all, I'm fine with it, okay?
06:20And second of all, why should I care what that loser thinks that's his problem?
06:25As long as you're not upset.
06:27All right, H-Class, mount your horses!
06:29Ready for me to mount you?
06:31Sure.
06:31Oh, I'm ready.
06:32I'm counting on you, gentlemen.
06:35There's nothing to worry about!
06:37Hey, would you mind bending over?
06:38In your dreams, blondie.
06:40Well, let's Harima!
06:41Eerie!
06:42I know you'll go out there and do your best!
06:44Whoa, easy!
06:45Cork it, toots, and quit dragging your feet!
06:47What set you on fire?
06:49Let's play to win.
06:50Yeah, playing to lose would be stupid.
06:53Hiyu, cavalry away!
06:55Yay!
06:56Take no prisoners.
06:58Yeah, fine.
06:58Whatever you say, your highness.
07:01Ichijo.
07:05Now let's see what you've really got.
07:08Let's dance.
07:09No more fooling around.
07:10We need to get serious.
07:12Let's go for the win.
07:13You got me?
07:15Second year class, are you ready to begin?
07:21Ready?
07:40Whoa!
07:41And it's a furious battle right out of the gate.
07:43A regular clash of titans.
07:45No quarter given or asked.
07:48Whatever the heck that means.
07:51I've got it!
07:52Who was that?
07:53The team, everyone that's watching this event,
07:55Harry and Lara have made their move.
07:58And what a move!
07:59They seem to be everywhere striking like lightning,
08:01missing no opening.
08:03Okay, I think we should go after her first.
08:05What do you think?
08:05Not yet.
08:07Let's thin out the competition first.
08:08Her turn will come.
08:09Don't worry.
08:10Good thingy.
08:12Huh?
08:18Whoa!
08:19Whoa, Nelly!
08:19Ichijo just collected her seventh headband of the game.
08:24Come on, you spineless wimp!
08:26Get in the game!
08:26I'm not feeling it.
08:28And so the cavalry battle comes down to just three teams
08:32competing for the most headbands.
08:34Between 2D and 2C, the rest of us don't have a chance in hell.
08:38Let's face it, our class sucks.
08:39We might as well just give up right now and go home.
08:41No.
08:42Sure, we may suck, but we still have our pride.
08:44I say we go down sucking!
08:46Yeah!
08:50Now what?
08:52Are my eyes deceiving me?
08:53Oh, class A has joined its horses.
08:56They've formed a pyramid with the riders at the top.
08:58They're virtually unassailable.
09:00Hold on!
09:01That's gotta be cheating!
09:03Heh.
09:03The rules say the riders' feet can't touch the ground.
09:06Otherwise, it's anything goes.
09:07Let's see what the steering committee chairman has to say.
09:15Move aloud.
09:16And it's a go!
09:18A very generous interpretation by this year's chairman.
09:21Too generous!
09:23Tough luck, babycakes!
09:25The headband is at the top of the pyramid!
09:26Get it if you can!
09:28Sweet mother of pearl!
09:30One of the girls is climbing the pyramid like a monkey up a tree!
09:34And once again, it's Karen Ichijo!
09:38That's it, Karen!
09:39You rock!
09:41Don't give up now, you fools!
09:42Counterattack!
09:43You ass!
09:45Why did you step out of the pyramid?
09:47Gah!
09:49Oh, the humanity!
09:53Way to go, Ichijo!
09:55Thanks!
09:56Look at all the headbands we've got!
09:58This is the one we have to get, Ichijo!
10:00Oh, you're scaring me.
10:04You won't topple us so easily!
10:07It's Class B's three fat brothers whose names no one can remember.
10:10I can barely see the rider.
10:12They look like a wedding cake with only the bride on top.
10:15Holy crap, they're fat!
10:17Let's go get them!
10:19Oh, my Aunt Fanny's girdle Suo was facing them head on!
10:24Whoa, that's nails.
10:26Check it, bro!
10:27Enemy rider at eight o'clock!
10:28Eight o' what?
10:29Brace yourself!
10:36Too bad!
10:37We put on another 90 pounds apiece just for today's contest!
10:41I'm getting seasick!
10:42I know!
10:43Go for their legs!
10:44You mean like this?
10:47Come about 90 degrees and then hit him from the right!
10:50Ramming speed!
10:57And the brothers are down!
10:59Suo and her team's deaf series of moves have toppled this wobbling wall of human flesh!
11:05You and me, baby!
11:06Hey, give me a break, will ya?
11:08Hey, jerk, if you don't want it, why not share some with the rest of us?
11:11Harima, come on!
11:12Don't just wander around the edge!
11:13We gotta get in there and fight!
11:15Let's move it!
11:16Screw that!
11:16You wanna fight?
11:17Do it yourself!
11:18Oh, for Pete's sake!
11:20Are you still holding a grudge?
11:21What are you talking about?
11:23I'm talking about your little bald...
11:25AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
11:26AHHHHHHHHH!
11:27You suck!
11:29How can you be so petty and over something so insignificant?
11:31How could you call this insignificant, you little blonde twit?
11:35Do you remember what you did to me?
11:36Why you...
11:39What am I doing?
11:40That'll just make things worse.
11:42Chrome Dome here is a complete jerk and pushes every button I've got.
11:46But it's up to me to be the adult here.
11:49Okay, here goes.
11:51You know, Harima...
11:53Yoo-hoo!
11:55Do your best, Hario!
11:56I'm watching!
11:58Uh...
11:59Yeah, sure.
11:59Wow!
12:00She's so warm for your form, I'm sweating!
12:02Shut up and get your hair harvested!
12:07Okay, careful with that!
12:08It could slip off, you know?
12:09Face front.
12:13That means now.
12:14Okay, okay, you're the boss, I get it!
12:16Right turn, please!
12:18Look, you've made your point!
12:19And left!
12:20Bet you think this is funny, huh?
12:22Come on, enough's enough!
12:24Oh, I think your calf might be slipping!
12:26You'll pay for this!
12:28This is our best chance!
12:30Now, time for the pincer attack!
12:31Right!
12:34Get lost, we're busy!
12:36Giddy up, horsey!
12:37Shove it, princess!
12:54What's that?
13:04Oh, man!
13:05What happened here?
13:07Akira, you okay?
13:08Yeah, just dying.
13:10Looks like that's it for 2C.
13:12Yeah, frickin' pansies.
13:14Look behind you.
13:16It's Class D's ultimate weapon, Tenhuji!
13:22I'm here!
13:25It's over, we haven't got a prayer!
13:27Don't panic, if anyone can do this, we can!
13:29Attack!
13:40Damn, three teams at once?
13:42You've gotta be kidding.
13:43This is incredible!
13:44With Tenhuji in the game, every other class is being annihilated!
13:48Only a miracle can keep 2D from winning this one!
13:51Come on, you guys!
13:52We haven't fought at O yet!
13:54If I hide behind a strong team and can just last to the end, maybe?
13:57Babies, babies, there's enough Nara to go around!
14:04No, Tenhu's in big trouble!
14:07Let's go!
14:07Right!
14:08Oh, no, I don't think so.
14:10I was getting tired of fighting all those small fries,
14:13now I'm after the big fish!
14:14Damn!
14:16Come and get it!
14:19Makoto, I'll take care of Tenhuji!
14:21Be careful!
14:23We're coming, Tenma!
14:27Uh-oh!
14:29Sweep-a-dark!
14:33Everyone...
14:35forgive...
14:35me!
14:37Tenma!
14:43Tenma!
15:04You can do it!
15:09Go, Erie!
15:10Go, Harba!
15:12Dammit!
15:12I can't use all my strength when I'm stuck to the team like this!
15:15Ugh!
15:15Okay, listen up, rich girl!
15:17You gotta do just what I tell you!
15:18What's this?
15:19Ryder Soichka's going around wide!
15:21That's your plan?
15:22Are you crazy?
15:23You really wanna try that?
15:24Try what you like!
15:25It won't make any difference!
15:27Quick whining!
15:28Can you do it or not?
15:31All right!
15:32Let's do this!
15:34Twin hurricane kick!
15:38If I'm going down, I ain't going down alone!
15:41You're coming with me!
15:42Huh?
15:43No, wait!
15:44If he takes my cap, I'll be humiliated in front of the whole school!
15:49And in front of Tenma!
15:53They're over.
15:54My happy school days filled with romance.
15:57Gone.
16:06No!
16:07Sawichka!
16:07Ouch!
16:09Ryder Sawichka has fallen off her mouth!
16:11It looks like they collided somehow!
16:13What could have happened?
16:14Hey!
16:14Rich girl!
16:15You okay?
16:18It's your fault we're out of the game, you bald workhorse!
16:22And just listen to that crowd roar for Miss Airy Sawichka!
16:28Thanks, everyone!
16:28You're very welcome!
16:30Uh-oh!
16:31At the other end of the field, Ryder Zuo is in a pinch!
16:33She's surrounded by two of Class D's best!
16:36She's wide open from this side!
16:38Ah!
16:39Ah, son of a-
16:44Huh?
16:45Banana boy took the hit?
16:46Go get him, Makoto!
16:49Imidori!
16:52All I ask is that you remember me at this moment.
16:56A man who fought for your sake and fell in battle at your side.
17:03Spare us the melodrama!
17:07Hit him hard!
17:09We're gonna kick your collective ass, 2D!
17:14She did it!
17:16Ryder Zuo crushed her opponent!
17:19Thank you, Imidori.
17:22Look out!
17:23Get out of the way!
17:26Imidori?
17:28Gotcha!
17:30Unbelievable!
17:32After tripping on their own classmate, Team Zuo is out of the game!
17:36At this rate, we're doomed for sure!
17:37No, not yet.
17:39Huh?
17:40What do you mean?
17:44We've still got one shot.
17:52Okay, folks, it looks like we're the only ones left!
17:55Let's give it everything we've got!
17:56Gotcha!
17:57I've been waiting for you, Ichijo.
18:00Go!
18:06What an onslaught!
18:07Ichijo and Gonzales are adding tooth and nail!
18:17Lara's gonna make paste out of that kid from 2C.
18:20Look again. She's just flailing away.
18:23Karen's blocked every punch Lara's thrown at her.
18:36You doing okay up there, Lara?
18:38Don't you worry about me.
18:42There is no way in hell I'm going to lose to that girl.
18:44She's going down and that's all there is to it.
18:47Attack!
18:50Take this, Ichijo!
18:54Karen, Ichijo has been unhorsed.
18:58Class D gets the win!
19:02No! Not yet!
19:04She hasn't fallen yet!
19:06Rider Ichijo is still in the game!
19:08What? I don't believe it. It didn't work?
19:11No.
19:12Hanai tossed her up into the air at the last minute and then caught her.
19:15Your kick barely connected with her.
19:17I don't even think she's bruised, let alone hurt.
19:20Nice move, Hanai.
19:22This is gonna be rough.
19:24Huh?
19:25There's no way Hanai can fight back carrying her like that.
19:30Finally, victory will be ours.
19:34Oh, Mama, a direct hit!
19:38What the hell?
19:42So now what?
19:43Paint my ass!
19:44Blue and call me a baboon!
19:46Hanai repelled the attack!
19:48Talk about tabs of steel!
19:50What is with this guy?
19:51Ah, at last the tree of training bears the sweet fruit of victory.
19:56Hey, you're the old man from the mountaintop.
19:58Oh!
19:59I haven't seen you for a long time.
20:01You're the girl with the D cup, right?
20:03Cut that out!
20:04You mean you know this guy?
20:05If you want to score, now's the time.
20:08Shut up!
20:10Gonzales is riding toward E.T. Joe with tremendous speed, ready to uncork her signature move.
20:17The whole reason I came to this country was to fight!
20:21This is it!
20:23Thor's hammer!
20:25She... she vanished.
20:27Not quite.
20:39I haven't seen this in years!
20:42A flawless execution of Nymphs Dancer!
20:46What a performance!
20:47Laura!
20:49Are you alright?
20:50Oh dear, I did it again!
20:52Dios mio Ichijo, that was a pro wrestling move!
20:55Hey, you know what?
20:55You should come to my dojo sometime!
20:57I think you'd make an interesting opponent!
20:59Um, I think I'll pass on that.
21:02Ichijo's the type who reacts without even thinking when she's up against a tough opponent.
21:06I never thought I'd meet such a natural when I came here.
21:09The score now stands 220 to 218, and Class C is back in the lead!
21:17Eh, just shake it off.
21:19No, I can't do that.
21:21I was just playing around up until now, but from here on out, it's personal.
21:26I'm going to beat them.
21:27You are so cool out there, Kelly!
21:30Yeah, 2C remains victorious!
21:34Eh, none of this really matters anyway.
21:37Well, I gotta go feed Napoleon.
21:41So long, classmates.
21:47schon mal den leiden vomomobilization!
21:57Don't be left here, but don't have to do it!
22:03I won't stop there with any girl, but not a little girl.
22:07Don't you do it all?
22:07She's got to run!
22:09Like, don't you?
22:11She's got to run!
22:44I think that the timing is important.
22:49But...
22:50La la la la la la la la la la la la la.
22:54La la la la la la.
22:56La la la la la la la la la la la la la la.
23:00La la la la la la la.
23:05Go out for the relay!
23:07Huh! No way.
23:08It's no skin off my nose if this class wins or loses.
23:11Next time on School Rumble.
23:13Women's battle, men's battle, after the battle.
23:16Rich girl, what happened to us on that battlefield?
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