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00:01Kiss, kiss, fall, love
00:06Hey, hey, hey
00:08I see you come, I watch you go
00:12You never seem to leave me though
00:15So is this love or hate, we'll see
00:18You're making me crazy
00:20Inside my dreams, you're all I see
00:23Well, all I see is you and me
00:26Lady, maybe, or host, that's why
00:29I really don't mind
00:32If I am to choose a world
00:35In this garden of romance
00:38Maybe we could take this chance
00:41Maybe you're my last
00:44And I would like to find
00:46A hand like yours to take mine
00:49And with my skin
00:51We could stop time and I fall in love with you
00:55Tomorrow's our way
00:57Let's place our hope into death
01:01Just you and me
01:02In our beautiful spring
01:05And we'll always fall in love
01:08Again
01:12Hey, hey
01:14Maybe you're my love
01:25I love you
01:26And you're all I can think about, my darling
01:29Let's spend the rest of our lives together
01:31Just the two of us
01:34Yes, Miyabi
01:35I'm so happy
01:40Excuse me, miss
01:41The master has returned home
01:44Miss?
01:48Renge?
01:51You certainly love those video games, don't you?
01:55Is that so wrong?
01:56No, not at all
01:57I'm your father
01:58And I want you to feel free
01:59To live your life however you please
02:02You know that I'll let you do anything you like
02:04I've always promised you that freedom
02:07Yeah
02:10Did your business trip in Japan go well?
02:13I think so
02:14I had a lovely dinner meeting
02:16At the home of one of my clients
02:17While I was there
02:18I made sure to get a photo
02:20Take a look
02:24They have a boy in high school
02:26Who's about the same age as you
02:30He's the one
02:31Hmm?
02:33I'm going to marry the boy in this photo
02:36Don't forget
02:37You promised me that I could do whatever I want, father
02:40But Renge
02:41I'm coming for you, my prince charming
02:50Renge!
02:52Renge!
02:58Attack of the lady manager
03:01Oh, Tamaki
03:03My dearest Tamaki
03:04Why are you so beautiful?
03:06I'm hoping to catch your eye
03:07Even if for just one second
03:09Then why is your voice so very sweet and mellow?
03:13To set your nerves at ease
03:14So that my true feelings might reach your heart
03:16Why are your eyes filled with tears
03:18Every time you look at me?
03:20Because the sight of your beautiful smile
03:22Causes the fountain inside me to start overflowing
03:25Oh, Tamaki
03:27I think it's adorable
03:29That you're wearing matching kimonos
03:31Our mother designed everything the hosts are wearing today
03:33If you see something you like
03:35We can take an order for you
03:36Our grandmother even helped us put them on
03:38But you know the only one who will be undressing you is me
03:42Kaoru
03:43Hikaru
03:45You're embarrassing me in front of everybody
03:47Oh, what a tender embrace
03:49You're up to that nonsense again
03:51Haruhi
03:52You look so cute in your kimono
03:55Almost like a girl
03:56Thanks
03:57Haruhi, you've booked another appointment
03:59It seems you've had a pretty steady flow of new customers lately
04:02Keep up the good work
04:04I'm not going to charge you interest on your debt like I normally would
04:07So keep this up and you should be able to pay it off
04:09Although the rental fee on that kimono you're wearing is nothing to sneeze at
04:13He's like some kind of heartless tax collector
04:16Hello, Kyoya
04:17I can't get over how great you look in that kimono
04:20Are you planning to release any more picture books of the host club?
04:23Unfortunately, we don't have anything planned at present, ladies
04:25But doesn't the club make a lot of money from the sale of promotional items?
04:30That's true, but the items are poor quality
04:32Those picture books were full of nothing but amateur hidden camera shots
04:36However, if we want to create some higher quality money-making products
04:40I'm afraid we'd have to draw money from the school's budget
04:43If it wasn't for Kyoya, the host club would spiral into the depths of bankruptcy
04:49Haruhi-chan, Haruhi-chan
04:51I don't know how, but I lost one of my sandals
04:56But you were just wearing them, weren't you?
04:59Mitsukane
05:07I noticed that you dropped it
05:09Takashi!
05:11How sweet, isn't it though?
05:14Looks like tears are popular with the ladies today
05:16But how are they all able to cry so easily?
05:25What's this?
05:26For your information, it's common for a host to use eye drops
05:29No woman alive can resist a man on the brink of tears
05:31That's cheating
05:33Oh, don't be such a party pooper
05:34Here, Haruhi
05:36This is for you
05:39It's for me?
05:40Aren't you the cutest?
05:42I didn't know you liked sweets, Haruhi
05:44Well, to be honest with you, I don't really
05:47But you know, I think it would be a nice memorial offering for my mother
05:55How admirable of you!
05:56Such devotion to your mother's memory
05:59Please, Haruhi, take as many of these as you like
06:02Let me guess, the tears are fake
06:04How could you?
06:06My tears are always genuine, Haruhi
06:08Being able to cry without the use of eye drops is the mark of a true host
06:13Tell me, do I impress you?
06:16Have you fallen for me yet?
06:17You wish
06:18My romantic overtures do not seem to be reaching you for some reason
06:22Perhaps I should add a little more panache to my character
06:25Looks like the host club has a brand new guest
06:36Come on in
06:37What are you waiting for?
06:39Watching from afar is no fun
06:40Please, miss
06:42Stop that
06:43How many times do I have to tell you boys to be more courteous to our first-time guests?
06:48Please, you don't have to be afraid, my princess
06:51I welcome you to the Auron host club
06:57Yes
06:59No, don't touch me
07:02You're phony
07:04What do you mean?
07:07I'm phony
07:08Just what I said
07:10You're phony
07:11I find it hard to believe that someone like you is the prince character of this host club
07:16You shouldn't go spreading your love around so easily like that, you stupid
07:20You must be a dim-witted narcissist
07:22You're incompetent
07:24You're a commenter
07:25You're disgusting
07:31He's created a new technique
07:33One man slow motion
07:37I don't suppose you are
07:41It's you, Kyo-ya
07:44How I've longed to meet you
07:47My one and only prince charming
07:51Your fiancé, Kyo-ya senpai
07:53Of course, my name is Renge Hoshikuji and I'm transferring into Auron Academy's first year Class A tomorrow
08:01Why is he sulking?
08:03Because mommy was keeping a secret from daddy
08:05Whatever
08:06Why does everyone insist on referring to us like we're husband and wife?
08:09Ours is a story of love at first sight
08:12I couldn't resist the way you were adoring those flowers in the backyard when you thought no one else was
08:16looking
08:17And how sweet it was when you reached out to that poor little injured kitten
08:21She's serious?
08:22Can you have the wrong person?
08:23There's no way I can recognize my love anywhere
08:26He's a gentleman who's kind to everyone but doesn't ask for anything in return
08:30He likes solitude but in fact sometimes he gets lonely
08:33He looks like the star of the popular dating sim, Okidoki Memorial
08:38You're my real life Ichijo Miyabi
08:43Okidoki
08:44Otaku!
08:45Otaku?
08:45I've never seen one!
08:47I get it now
08:48You're in love with that character
08:49You're projecting that love onto me
08:51And you've somehow deluded yourself into thinking that we're engaged
08:55I assume this Miyabi character probably wears glasses as well
08:59So she made it up
09:00You're not really her fiancé, right?
09:02Well, no, I don't remember ever asking for her hand in marriage
09:06Besides, this is the first time I've ever met the woman
09:11According to my research, I understand that you're in charge of managing the club
09:14Is that true, Kyo-ya?
09:16That's right, Kyo-chan is our director
09:18You're the club's director? That's perfect!
09:20Oh, wow!
09:21I've always wanted to wear a sandwich board to advertise a business
09:24We don't advertise, we're just a host club
09:26I've made up my mind from now on
09:28I'm gonna be the manager of this host club
09:32Um, listen, Kyo-ya
09:34Miss Hoshikuji is the only daughter of a very important Otori family client
09:38So please be polite and try not to offend her, all right?
09:42Well, boys, I can't wait to work with you
09:46I thought about it a lot last night
09:48And maybe having a lady manager isn't such a bad idea
09:51Why do you say that?
09:53Well, it's fairly obvious, isn't it?
09:55Renge just transferred into the same class as Haruhi
09:59So if Haruhi has a girlfriend around, it could bring out the female within her
10:05Renge's girlish air of tenderness might be able to stimulate Haruhi's own sense of femininity
10:10Good grief
10:11Now is our chance to help Haruhi get in touch with her feminine side
10:14This is an important project, men
10:16She doesn't have any friends in class right now except for these two shady twins
10:20That's no good for her
10:22Blake, you have room to talk
10:23Hey, everyone
10:24You'll be happy to know that your new manager, Renge, has baked all of you some cookies
10:29Oh, isn't she ladylike?
10:31I'm so moved by your generosity
10:33I didn't bake these cookies for you, you fucking prince
10:37I'm sorry I burnt them a little bit
10:39I did the best I could
10:40And I already know what you're going to say
10:43Anything that you make for me is going to taste delicious, my dear
10:46Oh, you're always so sweet to me, Kyo-ya
10:49You wasn't kidding, these cookies really are burnt
10:51Don't eat that, Meatskuni, it's bad for you
11:04They're not that bad at all, they've got a good flavor to them
11:09May I try?
11:14Uh-oh, Haruhi
11:15You've got crumbs on your face
11:21Did you see what they just did?
11:22And suddenly the trio of classmates are closer than they've ever been before
11:26You know, you could have just told me and I would have wiped it off
11:29And if you wanted to try one, there's plenty here
11:31That's not the way you're supposed to react, Haruhi
11:33You have to stay strong and reject them
11:35Then casually rush them to the side
11:37Do you understand?
11:38This is sexual harassment, Senpai
11:40Sexual harassment?
11:41If that counts as sexual harassment, then they're twice as guilty
11:44Someone call the police
11:45Cut it out, boss
11:46Renge-chan, Renge-chan
11:49Want some?
11:50It's milk
11:51Give us a break
11:52I know you guys were shady, but you-
11:53Lukewarm
11:54Huh?
11:55Every single one of you!
11:56Except for Kyo-ya, all of your characters are lukewarm!
11:59Each of you needs to have some sort of dark side, you understand?
12:02Girls are vulnerable to handsome young men who are troubled
12:05If you keep carrying on like this, it's only a matter of time before the girls get tired of you
12:09and stop coming altogether
12:10Are you trying to ruin my precious Kyo-ya's business?
12:13As your manager, it's my duty to change your character background
12:16Let's start with you!
12:17If all you are is cute inside and out, then you're no different than a baby!
12:21Therefore, from now on, you are the baby-faced dog!
12:25And Mori-senpai, you're his childhood friend, the flunky!
12:28The twins will be basketball players enslaved in their own world!
12:32Haruhi, you're an honor student who's constantly being bullied!
12:35And as for you, Tamaki, you're the school idol who's admired for your good looks, but you actually have an
12:40inferiority complex you're hiding from the world!
12:42The Lonely Prince!
12:46Ah!
12:46And Kyo-ya, you're perfect just the way you are now!
12:49So I want you to stay as kind and affectionate as ever, k?
12:52Thank you, I'm honored
12:53The Lonely Prince!
12:55It's true, that title is perfect for me!
12:58Yeah, right, she couldn't be farther from the truth
13:01Come on, Kyo-ya-senpai, you've gotta do something!
13:04Why? It seems like the boss is up for it!
13:06How does this look, Renge?
13:08Do you think these poses work for a Lonely Prince?
13:11Oh, well, you're pretty good at that, Tamaki!
13:13But you know it would be even more effective if you were standing in the rain!
13:17Aww...
13:17Let's just wait and see how things turn out.
13:19I bet it'll be interesting.
13:21It always is.
13:41Get a stretcher! Take him to the infirmary immediately!
13:46Kauru! Kauru! Kauru!
13:48You've got to get back in the game, Hikaru! We need you!
13:50Shut up!
13:52Hikaru...
13:53Listen to me. Please don't worry.
13:56There's nothing you can do. You can't share my pain.
13:59You... You're not the one who got hurt. Now go on.
14:04I... I can't.
14:06It hurts. It hurts, Kauru.
14:10Your pain is my pain. It doesn't matter to me if no one else understands.
14:15As long as we have each other, we can go on living.
14:20I'm sorry, but I'm envious.
14:23The way the two of you support each other like that...
14:27Patsuo-senpai...
14:28How can you be envious of us? You're the school's idol.
14:32An idol. Right.
14:36I hate that people all worship me for something so superficial as my appearance.
14:41I think it would be much better for me to be alone.
14:45One lonely heart meets another.
14:48They pass each other, wounding one another.
14:50What are the hearts of these young men made of?
14:55You can't run away forever.
15:00I'm gonna show you what happens to anyone that crosses me.
15:04Don't do it, Mitsukini.
15:06You should have realized by now that whenever you hurt others, you're really just hurting yourself.
15:10I didn't ask you for any advice. You want me to put you over my knee again?
15:15Will it be the light of salvation that ultimately awaits these boys? Or will it be something else?
15:21You know, it really pisses me off when people don't know their place.
15:30I'm so sorry, Haru-chan! I can't do this anymore!
15:34Cut!
15:35Cut! Cut! Cut!
15:37What's wrong with you? You gotta stick to the script!
15:40I can't!
15:41Stop rolling, cameraman!
15:43Yes, boss.
15:43I want the rain to make things seem tragic!
15:45How do we go from changing our characters to shooting a movie about them?
15:49And why is there an entire film crew here to shoot it?
15:52Apparently, she flew them in from Hollywood.
15:55Don't you recognize the director?
15:56He directed the vampire movie Millennial Snow.
15:59It was the number one grossing box office hit in America last year.
16:03Damn these rich people.
16:05And another thing, how come this stupid script portrays Kaoru as the pitcher?
16:09Yeah.
16:09What does that mean?
16:11If you don't know, never mind.
16:13Pitcher?
16:16Haruhi!
16:18So how was I?
16:20Did you like my performance?
16:21It was pretty awesome.
16:22I'm surprised you were able to get into your character like that.
16:25You were really believable.
16:27I've discovered a new, darker side of myself.
16:29I'm starting to think it might be a good idea to explore it.
16:33Are you sure about that?
16:35Because I think you're fine just the way you are now, senpai.
16:40You do?
16:42Well, if you say so, Haruhi.
16:44If he gets in touch with his darker side, he'll be that much more trouble.
16:48Hey, Haruhi!
16:50You're on!
16:51Coming!
16:53Over here!
16:56These two gentlemen have just agreed to make a special appearance in our film.
17:00In your film?
17:01What are you talking about?
17:02After all, we're going to need some tough guys for the big climax.
17:05That's when all of the club members come together to fight against the real villains at their school.
17:09According to the script, these two are from a wealthy family that got their wealth by being a part of
17:14the Japanese mafia.
17:15Don't you think that's a brilliant casting choice?
17:17What's with this girl?
17:18Whatever my dad does has nothing to do with me!
17:21Wait a minute, Renge.
17:22Just come over here and wait for your cue.
17:24Hey, you think you can push me around?
17:27You don't even know me!
17:28Watch out!
17:38Are you okay, Haruhi?
17:40That guy was right, Renge.
17:43You can't do that.
17:45If you judge people by their appearance, you're stereotyping them, and you'll never see the person inside.
17:50Um, I don't understand what you're trying to say.
17:53What happened, Haruhi?
18:02So which one of you jerks started this?
18:05Wait, Tsuo, it's not what you think!
18:07That girl started it!
18:08She was giving us a hard time!
18:09He's telling the truth, Senpai.
18:12It wasn't their fault.
18:14They were provoked.
18:17Let's get out of here!
18:23Haruhi?
18:25Are you in any pain?
18:27Yeah.
18:29It's my contact.
18:40I see how it is.
18:42You're able to cry without using eyedrops.
18:45So you're a full-fledged host now!
18:49You...
18:51You...
18:51You...
18:52Please tell me you got that cameraman!
18:54Yes, boss!
18:54Other than Haruhi's contact falling out, that was an ideal final scene!
18:58All it needs now is a moving narration by my sweet Kyoya!
19:03No!
19:04What'd you do to my camera?
19:06What?
19:07Is something wrong?
19:09I'm terribly sorry, but I cannot allow there to be any record of a club member engaging in violence.
19:14I think you've caused enough trouble around here, Renge.
19:16Okay, please stop being such a pest.
19:20A pest?
19:23But you're supposed to pat me on the head and tell me not to worry!
19:26You're supposed to be kind and affectionate, Kyoya!
19:31Why are you acting so differently now?
19:34Tell me why!
19:35Because that's not the real Kyoya.
19:50Does it really matter?
19:53Who cares if Kyoya is a little different than you expected him to be?
19:57Take a good look at the person inside and get to know him little by little.
20:01It's a lot more fun that way.
20:08Long time no see, Renge.
20:09Why are you so down?
20:11Come on, please smile for me.
20:12Today's going to be a beautiful day.
20:14After all, today you've learned a very important lesson that will help you live happily ever after.
20:19And I'm so glad that you finally understand.
20:21I think you're ready to move on to the next level, Renge.
20:28Hello, ladies.
20:29Come on in.
20:30I bought the video of that film you made!
20:32I bought it too!
20:33And so did I!
20:34You did?
20:35That scene in the rain was just phenomenal!
20:38I love the Lonely Prince!
20:39And the loving relationship between Higuru and Kaoru was so sweet!
20:42I want to see Honey act like a thug again!
20:45I couldn't get enough of how he was pulling into his precious morning was definitely...
20:49Kyoya?
20:50I may have broken the camera's lens, but the footage that we'd already shot wasn't damaged.
20:54But naturally, I did cut out that one violent scene.
20:58Sales have been pretty good so far.
21:00That Hollywood film crew did a fantastic job.
21:02But then I guess that's to be expected.
21:04So is this what you meant by interesting?
21:06It's best to have as much money as we can in the club's budget.
21:09And just when did he start calculating all of this?
21:13Good day, everyone!
21:15Renge?
21:15But I thought you had gone back to France already.
21:18I can't believe I didn't realize this sooner.
21:20It was so chivalrous of you to risk your life to protect me.
21:23I could feel the love when you lectured me about judging people.
21:27When you said it was fun to get to know people little by little, you were talking about me!
21:31Yeah!
21:32Yeah!
21:33Come on, Haruhi!
21:34Let's go to my house and play some games together!
21:36I think it's time you got to know me better!
21:38What?
21:39Hey, Kyoya-senpai!
21:40You okay with that?
21:41Why wouldn't I be?
21:43Everything Renge said is true.
21:45No, it isn't!
21:46But I thought you were the one who wanted her to have a female friend in the first place.
21:49Well, you're a female companion, not a girlfriend!
21:52Come on, Haruhi!
21:53Let's go play together!
21:54No, wait!
21:54Don't take Haruhi from me!
22:03I run and run a thousand miles, and I am barely breathing.
22:10Only the fuel of a passion heart keeps this body strong and moving forward.
22:17But could it be I found a place to rest?
22:21How far until I'm okay?
22:24Trees of the town reveal the time has come once again to shift our shade and colors.
22:31The world always changes around us, but weakness will always remain.
22:36Through all the pain, believe in who we are, I hear it now.
22:42Raise one hand to the sky, raise them both, lift them high, and you'll cut through the darkness,
22:47make it slow.
22:49The time to start is now, and I can show you how.
22:56Start with me, and the world will be even bigger than ever before.
23:06I'm so sick of your face.
23:07Your haircut's stupid.
23:08Sex, pixie.
23:09Sicko.
23:09What's going on?
23:10What's up with Hikaru and Karu?
23:12Next time, the twins fight.
23:14The Aran Host Club will be waiting for you.
23:17We'll see you then.
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