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00:01Kiss, kiss, fall in love
00:06Hey, hey, hey
00:09I see you come, I watch you go
00:12You never seem to leave me though
00:15So is this love or hate, we'll see
00:18You're making me crazy
00:20Inside my dreams, you're all I see
00:23Well, all I see is you and me
00:26Lady, maybe, or host, that's why
00:29I really don't mind
00:32If I am to choose a girl
00:35In this garden of romance
00:38Maybe we could take this chance
00:41Maybe you're my last
00:44And I would like to buy
00:46A hand like yours to take mine
00:49And with one kiss
00:51We took some time and I fall in love with you
00:55Tomorrow's our way
00:57Let's place our hope into death
01:01Just you and me
01:02In our beautiful spring
01:05And we'll always fall in love
01:08Again
01:12Hey, hey
01:14Maybe you're my love
01:26This can't be right
01:32Hey everyone, why don't you come in
01:36I know it's not much
01:37But please, make yourselves at home
01:39I'll make us some tea
01:42Um, I'm sorry
01:43We don't have enough cups
01:45But we do have some bowls
01:47Uh, here
01:48Hey boss
01:49What's with this place?
01:50She lives here?
01:51Maybe it's some kind of set
01:53You know, like in the movies
01:54I, I, I, I, I hope so
01:56Calm down you guys
01:57I bet this is the storeroom
01:58I'm positive the infinite cosmos
02:00Is just on the other side of that closet
02:02Then should we try to open it?
02:04Now's not the time
02:05Right
02:05Since you guys decided to come by at lunchtime
02:08My dad said it would be rude
02:09If I didn't offer you something to eat
02:10We've been fasting for three days
02:13To save up money
02:13To buy something suited to your taste
02:18But it's all worth it
02:20As long as you guys like it
02:21Ta-da
02:22A sushi sampler
02:24It was marked down at the supermarket
02:26How about that?
02:30Sorry we came to visit Haru-chan
02:32Don't make us eat it!
02:33Be strong, men
02:34Haru-hi has suffered for our benefit
02:36So it's the least we can do
02:37But sir, I'm not even sure this is fish!
02:40Wow, I can't believe it
02:41Isn't this a piece of fancy tuna?
02:43I never tasted it
02:45Till now
02:49It's delicious
02:51What?
02:52No, Haru-hi!
02:53That's just regular old tuna
02:55It's by no means fancy!
03:07Just dream
03:19Morning, Master Tamaki
03:20Anything we can do for you?
03:22I need to get going
03:23Please bring the car around front at once
03:25Yes, of course, sir
03:26I beg your pardon, Master Tamaki
03:28But what would you like for breakfast this morning?
03:30I don't want any
03:31I already told you I have to get going
03:33I can't shake that nightmare I had this morning
03:36I respect the privacy of our club members
03:38So I've never intruded on their personal lives
03:40But
03:42What if Haru-hi really is living in poverty?
03:45What if that of
03:46Pavel is her home?
03:47I have to go see Haru-hi
03:49And try to get the truth out of her
03:50I've got to get to school
03:52Hold it right there, Master Tamaki
03:54I can't let you leave the house like that
03:56You're still wearing your pajama bottoms
03:58And your house slippers
04:02Well, he's not the brightest, young man
04:07Thank you, Shima
04:08And I'll be going now
04:09I hate to be a bother, Master Tamaki
04:12But today is Sunday
04:13Which means you don't have to go to school today, sir
04:16Oh, really?
04:17Well, why didn't you make me aware of that fact earlier?
04:20As your maid, it's my duty to help you
04:23However, I want you to become a fine gentleman
04:25So you must be able to recognize your own mistakes
04:28Since you suddenly have some free time on your hands
04:31Why don't we work on your manor?
04:35But I have to make a call!
04:37Someone bring me a phone!
04:38Sure!
04:45Hey, Kyo-ya
04:46There's something I need to talk to you about
04:52A day in the life of the Fujioka family
04:59That was some sale
05:00There's no better time to hit the supermarket than a Sunday morning
05:03Now all I've got to do when I get home is clean and do some laundry
05:08What's going on?
05:09Why are they in front of our apartments?
05:15Check out that car
05:16Here you are, Master
05:27So this is where Haruhi lives?
05:29It's pretty big, huh?
05:31Bigger than I thought it'd be
05:32Yeah!
05:32Look at all the rooms!
05:34This building is what you might call an aggregate commoner dwelling
05:36Haruhi's home is just one of the many units in this building
05:39Kyo-ya!
05:40Why?
05:41Why'd you bring these idiots with us?
05:43Especially those two doppelgangers!
05:45Well, you see
05:46I knew you didn't have the courage to come here alone
05:48So I thought it'd be best if everyone came along
05:51Alright, let's go home
05:53I guess I underestimated our great leader
05:54What?
05:55I'm not going home
05:56I'm sorry!
05:57Don't leave
05:58I don't want to be alone
05:59Is this for some kind of movie shoot or something?
06:02Rich people!
06:03Rich people!
06:04Now listen up, men
06:05Don't you forget!
06:07We must be polite
06:08This is a casual
06:09We just happen to be in the neighborhood kind of visit
06:11We're not here to judge the Fujioka family's lifestyle
06:15The words shabby, cramped, and rundown
06:17Are absolutely forbidden
06:18Right, yes, sir!
06:19Don't say anything that might offend Haruhi or her father
06:22And cause them to ask us to leave
06:24Well, it's too late for that
06:25Go away!
06:27Haruhi!
06:31That big dress is pretty huge!
06:33Shut up!
06:33Get the hell out of here!
06:35Haruhi's so mad
06:36She actually cursed at us!
06:38Hey, it wasn't us!
06:40Excuse me, Haruhi
06:41But is everything alright?
06:42Oh, hi, Miss Lane Lady
06:43Those young men are driving such fancy foreign cars
06:46They're not Yakuza, are they?
06:47No, they're not
06:48Do you want me to call the police for you?
06:49Pleased to meet you, madame
06:51My name's Suo
06:52I'm one of Haruhi's friends
06:53Really?
06:55My goodness
06:56Well, aren't you just adorable?
06:57And he's got her
06:59We're just stopping by
07:00We didn't mean to cause a scene
07:02I'm sorry
07:03Oh, it's no problem
07:06I'll stop by later with some snacks for you and your friends
07:10See you later!
07:13Okay, here's the deal
07:14I'm only giving you guys a quick peek
07:16Three seconds
07:17And then you all go home
07:18Got it?
07:19Look, I brought you a gift, Haruhi-chan
07:20I know how you love cake
07:22There's both chocolate and strawberry
07:24Fine, I guess I'll make some tea
07:32I think we should have some
07:33At least it's better than my dream
07:35What a hovel
07:36A wood-built two-bedroom unit
07:40That's normal for a commoner family of two
07:43Haruhi's such a pipsqueak
07:44At least we know she won't hit her head on the low ceilings
07:47Well, I think it's a super cute little room
07:50You don't have to struggle to compliment it
07:52Hold on
07:54Are we supposed to take off our shoes, too?
07:56Please, if you don't mind
07:57Did you hear that?
07:58We have to take our shoes off
08:00It's kind of like going to the dojo, huh?
08:02Yeah
08:02Do you have any slippers for us, Haruhi?
08:05Wait, the room's covered with tatami mats
08:07In that case, we don't need slippers
08:09Great!
08:10Thanks for inviting us in
08:11Yeah, thanks
08:13It's greatly appreciated
08:14Yes, thanks, Haruhi
08:15Oh, talk about small
08:17Ow
08:18Be careful!
08:19That light bulb's just hanging from the ceiling
08:21This place is quite unpleasant
08:23But I think I may have underestimated commoner housing
08:25I know it's a tight fit in here, men
08:27But just pull your knees in and sit gym style
08:29Commoners have specially developed this position to conserve space
08:33I just gotta get through this visit
08:34I should have expected this from them
08:36I'm gonna go make us some tea
08:38Hey, here's an idea
08:39Why don't you make us this?
08:41It's black tea that our father brought us as a souvenir from Africa
08:44Here, try it
08:45Um, sure, no problem
08:47It's best served as milk tea
08:49Do you have milk?
08:50I think
08:51When was the last time that I bought some milk?
08:54Stop it!
08:54What the hell are you doing?
08:56Don't be so mean to her, you idiots!
08:57What do you mean?
08:58I know you're trying to embarrass her by asking for that African tea!
09:01Look!
09:02She has no idea how she's supposed to prepare us
09:05She doesn't even have a tea bottle
09:07And she's too embarrassed to tell us that she doesn't
09:10I'm sorry, Haruhi
09:11You don't have to go to all that trouble
09:13We don't need any tea
09:14We'd be fine with a glass of water
09:17What?
09:18It's no trouble
09:18Besides
09:19I've already made it
09:21Oh
09:22Well, then in that case
09:24Man, that was a close one, boss
09:26We have been rescued by commoner's wisdom
09:28What do you mean, sir?
09:29Nothing we know to be true in our world holds true here
09:32We have to be careful how we react
09:34One little offhanded remark could break Haruhi's heart
09:37That means in this fight
09:38The first person to embarrass Haruhi loses
09:45While your antics are amusing
09:47I don't understand why you feel the need to turn this into a contest
09:49Okay, guys, the tea's ready
09:52I'm sorry that not all of the cups match
09:54At least she's not using chipped bowls and measuring cups
09:58Come on, Haruhi-chan
09:59You can choose your cake first
10:01Uh, you sure, honey senpai?
10:03Go ahead
10:03We're rich
10:04We eat this kind of stuff all the time
10:06In that case
10:07I was trying to be considerate
10:08I'll have the strawberry
10:10She's so cute
10:11I wish I could tell her how cute she is
10:13But there's no telling what might offend her
10:15The traps of the commoner's world are terrifying
10:21You like strawberries, right?
10:23You can have mine
10:24Thanks
10:25That's nice of you, Mori-senpai
10:28Why didn't we nick up that?
10:30I should have been sharing strawberries with her
10:32Why would let him trick us?
10:35Eating all that cake sure whet my appetite
10:38Yeah, isn't it lunchtime about now?
10:40Well then, what's for lunch?
10:42Will you guys quit being so happy-go-lucky all the time, please?
10:46We'll take care of it
10:47We did drop in unexpectedly
10:48So we'll pay for lunch
10:49Why don't you just order us all some of your favorite sushi?
10:52Thanks, but no thanks
10:53I know that if I let you guys pay, I'll only regret it later
10:56Oh, don't worry, Haruhi
10:59We'll just pay for it using the profits from the photos of you we auctioned
11:02So I'm really paying for it after all
11:04Well, if that's what you want
11:06I do have a friend who runs a nice little sushi shop nearby
11:09So I can just give him a call
11:10Their stuff's pretty high quality
11:16Be careful, Haruhi
11:18Just because the sushi's packaging says premium doesn't mean that it's high quality
11:24I'm not stupid
11:26I could figure that out on my own
11:28How could you do that?
11:30Dad even attempted to look casual and not as fair as you
11:33I'd really love it if you'd make us something for lunch, Haruhi-chan
11:37No, honey senpai!
11:38How could you ask that of her?
11:40Don't upset her! Try to restrain yourself!
11:42I guess I could whip something up, but it's gonna take me some time
11:45We can wait!
11:46Why didn't we think of asking her that?
11:48This means that we'll get to eat
11:50Haruhi's cooking
11:51I'm gonna have to go to the supermarket again
11:54We're coming with you
11:55We want to see a commoner's supermarket
11:57Me too! Me too!
11:59This could be a learning experience
12:01Yay! Commoner's supermarket! Commoner's supermarket!
12:04This is gonna be fun!
12:07Well, that's it
12:08So much for having the day off today
12:11Hey, senpai
12:12Aren't you coming with us?
12:14I am
12:15I just wanted to pay my respects to your mother before we left
12:18Thank you
12:19You don't have to do that
12:21Hmm
12:23Looks like you take after your mom
12:25I guess
12:26That's what my dad always tells me
12:28She was a beautiful woman
12:29And I'll bet she was a smart one as well
12:32I'm not really a good judge of beauty
12:34But she was smart
12:35She was a lawyer
12:36Oh yeah?
12:37No doubt she was a great lawyer
12:38I can tell
12:39Trust me
12:39You can't fool these eyes, Haruhi
12:41I'm not so sure about that, senpai
12:45But my mom?
12:47Well, Haruhi
12:48Your mom's gonna go out there and do her best
12:50Watch, we're gonna win this one
12:54Hmm
12:55She was a great lawyer
13:02Everyone's outside waiting for us
13:03We should probably get going, don't you think?
13:09That hurt
13:11Are you okay, Haruhi?
13:13I'm fine
13:14But you are kind of heavy
13:15I'm home, Haruhi
13:16Hey, why'd you leave the door open?
13:19Welcome home, dad
13:34At that moment
13:35Her father came home
13:36From his shift at the tranny bar
13:38He saw his daughter pinned down
13:40Or so it appeared
13:41Forcefully being held
13:42Or so it appeared
13:44By some strange boy
13:45Dad
13:46You gotta be kidding
13:48This transvestite is Haruhi's father
13:51So dad
13:52How was work?
13:55Just stay calm
13:56It was an accident
13:57I'm sure he'll understand
13:59If I explain what happened
14:05I'm sorry
14:06I hated having to leave you alone last night
14:08You must have been lonely
14:10That sound
14:11He hit really hard
14:12Oh, dear
14:13My left arm has been bothering me lately
14:15It's so sore
14:16Like I went hand to hand
14:17With some ferocious beast
14:19Please, sir
14:20It's not what it looked like
14:22I'd be sure use a cup of hot tea about now
14:24Hot tea?
14:25I'll get it for you
14:26Do you use firewood to boil it?
14:27How do you eat?
14:27Help me out
14:28Your dad wants tea
14:30Oh, my
14:30Would you look at that?
14:32I seem to have come across a little pissed
14:34Would you like to tell me
14:35Why you're addressing my daughter
14:36With such informality, young man?
14:38Hey, boss
14:39What in the world is taking you so long?
14:40Whoa, check it out
14:41That person we passed downstairs
14:42Was Haruhi's father
14:43He could have counted
14:44Help me out here
14:46It's nice to meet you, Haruhi's dad
14:48We're good friends of your daughters
14:49The Hitachi brothers
14:50So you're a transvestite, aren't you?
14:53You're the first real transvestite we've ever seen
14:55You finally put the moves on Haruhi, huh, boss?
14:58Sorry about him
14:59He's a ladies' man, if you know what I mean
15:01He's a pheromone machine
15:02In fact, I'll bet he's fooled around
15:04With more ladies than you can count
15:05He likes to fool around, huh?
15:07No!
15:07I'm not a ladies' man
15:09I'm a nice guy
15:10I care about her
15:12Is he confessing his love?
15:13I'm being completely honest here
15:15I care about how to heal like she's my own daughter
15:26I get it
15:27You must be the host club I've heard so much about
15:30You certainly are a fine-looking bunch of young men
15:32I'm not sure which of you I like best
15:34What about you, dear?
15:36I tell you what
15:37Why don't you boys go ahead and call me Ronka?
15:39That's the professional name I use at the transvestite bar I work at
15:42Professional name?
15:44You mean like a stage name?
15:45Exactly like that, Mitsukuni
15:46Hold on!
15:47How did you know my name, sir?
15:49You two are third years Mitsukuni Harinozuka and Takashi Morinozuka
15:53And the two of you are first years in the same class as Haruhi
15:57You're the Hitachin twins
15:58But I'm not sure which one of you is which
16:00I've heard a lot about you
16:02What, so Haruhi told you about us?
16:05No
16:06Kyo-ya told me about you two over the phone
16:08You know you really are a beautiful person, Ronka
16:11Say what?
16:12Kyo-ya
16:12We've been entrusted with the care of his precious daughter
16:15It is only natural that we introduce ourselves and give him periodic reports
16:20Ordinarily that would be your job, wouldn't it?
16:22I'm impressed the club has such a capable president
16:25But wait a minute, you're only the vice president, aren't you, Kyo-ya?
16:28I guess that president of yours is pretty much good for nothing, huh?
16:31You never mention this to me, dad
16:32Why didn't you say that you've been getting calls from Kyo-ya-senpai?
16:35What am I supposed to do, Haruhi?
16:37You rarely tell me anything about school
16:39So that makes it okay to talk behind my back?
16:42Come on, senpai, would you please stop growing mushrooms in other people's closets?
16:46Haruhi, the thing about you is
16:48You're cute even when you're angry
16:50I don't know what it is about him, but Haruhi's dad reminds me of someone
16:54This explains why she's so good at handling the boss
16:56Wait, Haruhi, where are you going?
16:59The supermarket, all right?
17:00I have to go shopping and I want to do it by myself
17:02So all of you just stay here and try to behave yourselves
17:06Wait, we want to go to the commoner's supermarket
17:08I wouldn't push it
17:10Once she's made her mind up, she'll never change it
17:12When she decided she wanted to go to Oran Academy
17:14She did all of the enrollment paperwork by herself
17:17While I respect her independent spirit
17:19I wish she'd be a little more dependent on me sometimes
17:24Haruhi
17:24So why didn't you tell me that today was bring your parents to school day?
17:29Sorry, dad, but I didn't tell you because I didn't want you to go
17:33What?
17:34She's not going through a rebellious phase
17:36Listen, I hate to be the one to break it to you, buddy
17:39But I have a feeling she didn't invite you to school with her
17:41Because she's embarrassed her daddy's a training
17:43So I like to wear women's clothing
17:45What's it matter?
17:46I'll never love anyone the way I loved Kotoko
17:48And she never had a problem with it
17:49So lay off, would ya?
17:51Hey, Haruhi
17:52I brought your dad home
17:54He's drunk himself stupid again
17:55Hello, my darling, I'm home
17:57You smell like a bar
17:59He's pretty upset about not getting to go to bring your parents to school day today
18:03You should invite him next time
18:06I can't
18:09I didn't invite you because you work so hard
18:11I thought you could use the time off
18:15I know that you're pretty tired, dad
18:17So I thought you should use your day off just to catch up on your sleep
18:22I want you to take better care of yourself
18:29I hope you boys know how grateful I am
18:31Since she's found you, she seems to be happier
18:34She's enjoying herself
18:36Wouldn't you agree, Tamaki-su-o?
18:38You know who I am?
18:39Well, of course I do
18:40Haruhi's told me a thing or two about you
18:42You're the host club's bumbling president, right?
18:46So, she talks about the host club at home after all
18:50Come to think of it
18:51You're the one who didn't realize Haruhi was a girl
18:54Until the very last moment
18:55You're clueless, aren't you?
18:57Pretty pathetic
18:59Now that we've gotten all the introductions out of the way
19:01How would you boys like to have a little fun?
19:06Why didn't he tell me?
19:08I had no idea that Kyouya-senpai has been calling my dad and giving him updates
19:14So we're going to follow her to the supermarket?
19:16This is what you meant by fun?
19:18Yes, I call it the stalking game
19:20What an attractive group of young men
19:22In all honesty
19:23I have a completely selfish reason for bringing you out with me
19:26I want to be seen with a bunch of cute boys
19:28Sure enough, those two are definitely cut from the same cloth
19:39Do you really think it's necessary to follow her around like this?
19:43Are you that worried about her?
19:45As you know, Haruhi lost her mother at a young age
19:47And afterwards she took on all of the household chores and shopping by herself
19:51I decided to start following her whenever she would leave the house
19:54Maybe I'm just being overprotective
19:58I worry about her all the time
20:00I'm the only one who can protect her, you know?
20:04What the...
20:05Hey, what are you doing here, Dad?
20:07Oh, it looks like you caught me, Haruhi
20:09I followed you here so that I could carry your shopping basket
20:12You know how Daddy loves accessories
20:14Now why don't you just hand it over?
20:17You're so weird
20:19Either she doesn't know how to depend on others or she refuses to
20:22She's always been so independent and so strong
20:27And she has this uncanny ability to affect others without even realizing it
20:31That's true, I've seen it
20:33I understand
20:37What do you mean you understand?
20:38Don't think you're going to win me over just because you're handsome
20:40I'm warning you, I'm not ready to let go yet
20:43We're going to at least let go, I'm right
20:45You've got some nerve
20:46You barely even know, Haruhi
20:48That means, from this straight forward, you're my enemy
20:55What the...
20:56Hey, what are you doing here, Senpai?
20:59Oh, it looks like you caught me, Haruhi
21:01I followed you here so that I could carry your shopping basket
21:04You know how Daddy loves accessories
21:05Now why don't you just hand it over?
21:08You're so weird
21:13What's with the mushrooms?
21:15Whee! Faster, Takashi!
21:17So does double coupons mean I need two of them?
21:19There's a whole stack of commoner's coffee
21:21Was there anything in particular you wanted to eat?
21:23How about...
21:25A stew pot?
21:26One with lots of meat in it and no chrysanthemum
21:29That's a great idea
21:31A stew pot would be good since we need to feed a lot of people
21:33It's kind of warm for it, though
21:36I know it's going to happen eventually
21:39One day, my precious little girl
21:41Will be all grown up
21:43And she'll want to have that special someone by her side
21:47Just thinking about it gets my blood boiling!
21:50You Tamaki
21:51You chrysanthemum
21:52Your favorite
21:53What's going on here?
21:55Don't hog all the meat, though
21:56It's not bad
21:57I run and run a thousand miles
22:06And I am barely breathing
22:10Only the fuel of a passion heart
22:13Keeps this body strong and moving forward
22:17But could it be I've found a place to rest
22:21How far until I'm okay
22:24Trees of the town reveal the time has come
22:27Once again to shift our shade and color
22:31The world always changes around us
22:34But weakness will always remain
22:37Through all the pain
22:38Believe in who we are right here and now
22:42Raise one hand to the sky
22:44Raise them both
22:45Lift them high
22:46And you'll cut through the darkness
22:48Make it go
22:49The time to start is now
22:53And I can show you how
22:56Start with me and the world will be
22:59Even bigger than ever before
23:05We'd know you had a younger sister, boss
23:07As of today, I will be your big brother
23:10You know, you really should think
23:11Before you make promises like that
23:13Next time, big brother is a prince
23:15The Auron Host Club will be waiting for you
23:17We'll see you then
23:19We'll see you then
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