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00:00Sit tight! That dizzy romantic comedy school rumble is about to start!
00:30So, Harima, now we'll settle this once and for all.
00:36Let's get him!
00:51Even in the worst situations, when a man's in love, he can't afford to lose his pride.
01:08You bastard!
01:22Bring it on, losers. You can't beat me because I'm in love.
01:29And it's all for you, Tenma.
01:39Harima comes to school every day now, doesn't he?
01:42Maybe he's planning some sort of bomb threat.
01:46Tenma, you took off without your lunch.
01:50Oh! Silly me! Thanks, sis!
01:53Listen, are you okay sitting there? Is it safe?
01:57Say what?
01:57He's got kind of a weird vibe.
02:05Harima! Look, your desk is crushing your bag!
02:09You poor helpless little bag!
02:16Everything I do is for you.
02:19I never gave a damn about school. I came and went as I pleased.
02:24But you turned it into a paradise I can't live without.
02:30Pretty hysterical. The toughest punk in town and I show up on time every day, stay all day and then
02:36stick around for clean up.
02:39What a joke. On me. You get it?
02:44Okay, that's just weird.
02:46Yep, no doubt about it. He's planning something evil.
02:54Let's go.
03:14Let's go.
03:33Let's go.
03:56Let's go.
03:58Let's go.
04:32Right, time to check out the old language skills with a pop quiz. Just fill in the blanks, people.
04:42Okay, and start.
04:53Too. Many. Letters. Brain. Hurting. School is hard.
05:04Oh well. It's worth it to be near Tenma. I should just enjoy this moment of bliss.
05:15But wait! Her name! She forgot to write in her name!
05:24Is she crazy? If she forgets to write her name in, she'll get an automatic zero. If she gets an
05:30automatic zero, she'll fail.
05:31Oh my god! She's gonna fail! Tenma's gonna fail!
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06:01Crap. That didn't work. This is tougher than I thought. Okay, then.
06:18Damn it! So far, I'm dead in the water. Come on, Haruma, you gotta come up with a better idea.
06:24There's gotta be another way to warn her. Heroes always have a plan B.
06:28Ah, well. I hate to be so obvious, but I guess I'll have to take the direct route.
06:38Holy crap! I completely forgot to write my name. Even if I'd managed to get every answer correct, I would
06:43have failed.
06:46Better be more careful, Haruma.
06:48Everyone's laughing at me. Still, anything for Tenma.
06:55She's laughing at me, too? But I was talking about her!
06:58Hasn't she ever heard of learning from other people's mistakes?
07:01And why does she have to be so cute?
07:14Oh, dear.
07:42Screw you.
07:51I can't give up yet.
07:56There. It's perfect.
08:00Yeah!
08:03Wow, I got the answer to number seven, the last question.
08:06Man, this test is so easy, I can't believe it.
08:10Here we go.
08:19Did she get it?
08:25No, no, no! How does this happen?
08:29This girl is just too stupid, and I know stupid.
08:32Damn it!
08:34What haven't I tried?
08:37Amazing.
08:38Haruma really seems to be concentrating on this test.
08:41It's like he's actually trying or something.
08:47Hold on.
08:48What if I wrote Tenma's name on my paper so that her no-name paper would be mistaken for mine?
08:54Yes.
08:57What's this?
08:58Sir, this paper has my name on it, but this isn't my handwriting.
09:03What? Strange.
09:05Huh?
09:06Haruma turned in a paper with no name.
09:08Did Haruma do this to protect me?
09:11What a sweetie!
09:15It was you, wasn't it?
09:17I just can't turn my back on someone who needs help.
09:20Oh, Haruma.
09:22I love you.
09:25Ditto.
09:32I didn't know what's going on.
09:34What's up with him?
09:35It'll work.
09:37Tenma, I'm doing this for the sake of our future happiness.
09:46Here are your test papers from yesterday.
09:49Tenma, I'm afraid you got a zero.
09:51What the?
09:58I'm sorry, Tenma.
09:59I'm so sorry.
10:00Please forgive me.
10:01I'm just so stupid.
10:08What do you think?
10:09Shall we have the coffee shop or the mall?
10:11I don't care.
10:12Uh, I can't.
10:14There's a sale at the supermarket today and I have to go.
10:16I gotta do the dinner shopping.
10:18Let's see, what sounds good tonight?
10:21Whoa.
10:22Are you trying to tell me that you do the cooking at your house?
10:25Come on.
10:26Huh?
10:27Yeah, well, that is, I...
10:29I thought Yakumo did all the cooking.
10:32You're right, she does.
10:34I knew it.
10:36I always thought Tenma looked like the spoiled one.
10:39What?
10:39Really?
10:43Karasuma.
10:46Wait, why did I hide from him just now?
10:50I guess I was embarrassed to let the boy I love see me coming out of the girl's bathroom.
10:57Oh, great.
10:58Now that I've thought of it, I can't go out.
11:00I'm such a moron.
11:02It's just the girl's bathroom, but I pee in here.
11:05What'll I do?
11:08Okay, I really need to get out now.
11:25Still there.
11:29Come on!
11:31Why is he being such an idiot?
11:32Why would anyone stand around talking for so long in front of the girl's bathroom?
11:37But that's why I love the guy.
11:39Ah, no!
11:41This is no time to be blinded by love.
11:47Still at it.
11:50Okay, now it's a matter of endurance.
11:53I'll show him what a woman's willpower can do.
11:56Love isn't for wimps.
11:58I'm being tested.
11:59No problem, I can handle it.
12:01Besides, he can't talk longer than ten minutes.
12:03Ha-ha!
12:08It ought to be safe by now.
12:12Oh, man.
12:13Is it ever good to see daylight again?
12:16I don't believe it.
12:18He's reading a novel?
12:20Brand number two!
12:25Ugh.
12:26Where the heck did she go?
12:28Hey, Tenma?
12:30You still in here?
12:31Okay, but doesn't matter.
12:33Just as long as he doesn't recognize me.
12:36Ugh.
12:39Ha!
12:39You're just in time!
12:41Quick, who am I?
12:44Yeah, Tenma, I'll be going home now.
12:47Huh?
12:48Hang on, how'd you know it was me?
12:51Well, a little too much for me.
12:55Brand number three!
13:01I'll use this to distract Karasima and then make my escape!
13:16One, two, go!
13:23Okay, who's the wise guy, huh?
13:25You got a lot of nerves, speaking of odd beam.
13:27Who did it?
13:28Was it you?
13:28Was it?
13:29Spit it out!
13:30Come on, if I have to, I can destroy it!
13:32Sorry about that, Karasima!
13:34I apologize to him, Raiden!
13:40There's nothing left I can use!
13:42And I'm all out of plans!
13:47I'm gonna spend the rest of my life in the girls' bathroom!
13:53Huh?
13:54It's stuck!
14:06Wait a sec!
14:09Ready on the left!
14:11Ready on the right!
14:13All systems go!
14:1530 meters, slow descent!
14:17Begin!
14:34I'm not giving up!
14:39There's no way I'm gonna let Karasima see me leaving the girls' bathroom!
14:44It's a matter of pride!
14:52I finally made it at last!
14:55You okay?
14:56Yeah, fine!
14:57Ah!
14:59Ah!
14:59Well, just be careful.
15:03You're lucky you didn't get hurt.
15:17Come on, sis.
15:18I told you before, I'm not mad at you for missing the sale at the supermarket today, okay?
15:23No!
15:23Oh, no!
15:24That's not the problem!
15:26Oh, no!
15:36Oh, please, I beg you, I hope you'll be kind.
15:39I haven't done this for a long time.
15:43Sis?
15:44Is there somebody in there with you?
15:46Ah!
15:47No, no, no!
15:48It's nothing!
15:48I mean, nobody!
15:49I was just talking to...
15:51To what?
15:53You mean you were talking to the scale?
15:56Oh, right.
15:58The school physicals tomorrow.
15:59How can you be so calm?
16:01You're lucky you're so skinny.
16:02Life is hard for us full-figured girls.
16:04Boo!
16:05Now get out!
16:06I want to be alone!
16:16You fiend!
16:18Do your worst!
16:19You shall never beat me!
16:20I don't want to be unsympathetic, but I don't think you can blame the scale.
16:24Okay, girl.
16:25Do it.
16:26I hope we can be friends.
16:36It's a nightmare.
16:37I've got to wake up, that's all.
16:39Get off the floor before you catch cold.
16:46I just get breakfast today.
16:47I have one for three days.
16:49I think I drink the dress size.
16:50You're going to collapse.
16:51After the weigh-in, I'll stuff myself.
16:53All that for only one dress size?
16:55It just isn't fair.
16:58Okay, let me guess.
17:00The look on your face says you've gained weight.
17:01Am I right?
17:04Score one.
17:05Oh, just ignore her.
17:06You weigh about the same as me, don't you?
17:08So don't even worry about it.
17:10Thank you!
17:11On the other hand, she's got a much bigger bust than you do.
17:16Let's see.
17:17A?
17:18No, no.
17:19B?
17:19Definitely.
17:21And this one.
17:22A, I think.
17:24Hey, Midori.
17:25Hey.
17:26Are you trying to guess blood types?
17:28Bra size is my friend.
17:30Yeah, I can tell at a glance it's a gift.
17:32I don't even need to measure, though.
17:33I could if I wanted to.
17:34Smile for me.
17:36That's it, baby.
17:36Give me more of that.
17:38Ah, that's the ticket.
17:40Work it, girl.
17:40Work it.
17:41The camera loves you.
17:43Okay, I know I probably shouldn't ask this, but what are you doing?
17:46I'm taking early graduation pictures, of course.
17:48What does it look like?
17:50And I guess you don't think that's asking for trouble.
17:52Buyuki, I would like to order a complete set, please.
17:56Are you guys nuts?
17:57You're just begging for it.
17:59Hey!
18:00Give me that!
18:02Give it back!
18:03That's my dad's camera!
18:10You cannot deny the awesome power of their chocolate brownie.
18:14I'm not arguing.
18:15I'm just saying they like their truffles better.
18:17Word, yo.
18:17Which makes it two to one.
18:19I win.
18:21Karasuma's gonna have his height and weight measured today, too.
18:24I wonder.
18:26He must be about 171...
18:28No, 172 centimeters.
18:31Wait.
18:32He looks light.
18:33Remember, too.
18:35I'm no good at guessing a boy's weight.
18:38Oh, no, no!
18:39I've done it!
18:40I can't stand it!
18:40It's gonna drive me crazy!
18:41I gotta know!
18:42I gotta know everything about him!
18:43I gotta know his height, weight, shoe size, color, sleeve length, waist, hips, inseam, glove size,
18:48hat size, chest!
18:49His chest?
18:51It's probably bigger than mine.
18:53Hey, is it just me, or has anyone else noticed that the boys are a little more out of control
18:57than usual?
18:58Oh, they're just getting all hot and bothered thinking about today's physical exam.
19:03I'm sorry, please forgive me!
19:05Sure thing.
19:06What are we forgiving you for?
19:07You know, Tenma, no one else has a knack for killing a conversation quite like you do.
19:10Come on, Erin.
19:11You've got to be used to it by now.
19:12Enjoy the drama.
19:13Yeah, so back to the boys.
19:15Isn't it pathetic the way they're wrapped up in their lewd little fantasies?
19:18I mean, if they're that desperate to satisfy their curiosity, then they should just become doctors.
19:24Wow, so much for being PC.
19:25That's right.
19:26Boys can be doctors or nurses.
19:29Oh, come on, you two!
19:30It was just a for instance!
19:31I wasn't making a political statement!
19:34Become a doctor or a nurse?
19:37Yes!
19:38I will become a nurse!
19:40Huh?
19:41Maybe I'm overreacting, but doesn't that strike you as an abrupt career decision?
19:45Yeah, well, consider the source.
19:47Oh, gosh, I think she's really serious this time!
19:50No, no, I'm not talking about my future job!
19:53Huh?
19:53You sure about that?
19:55I'll see you all later, girls!
19:57So long!
19:59Oh, man, I thought she was serious.
20:01Don't relax.
20:02I sense a zany plan coming on.
20:05There's just no telling with her.
20:20There!
20:20Talk about the perfect disguise!
20:23That idiot.
20:24Her hair is a dead giveaway.
20:26At least she didn't put on the nose and glasses.
20:28I don't get it.
20:29What can she possibly be after?
20:32This is kind of fun!
20:33I don't think I've had to wear a name tag since grade school!
20:36You have to give her credit.
20:37She can have fun doing anything.
20:40I'll bet you ten to one she's filling out that card with her own name!
20:43Gosh, what do you think we should do?
20:45Nothing, of course!
20:46Huh?
20:47Come on!
20:47Don't you want to watch and see what happens next?
20:49I agree.
20:50It's probably better if we don't interfere at this point.
21:04So far, so good!
21:06Soon, OG Karasuma's vital statistics will be all mine!
21:11Sorry if I kept you waiting.
21:13I'm looking forward to working with you, Doctor!
21:15No problem.
21:16I was running late myself.
21:17I'm subbing for the regular, Doctor.
21:19Let me introduce myself.
21:20I'm young Doctor Harima.
21:22Nice to meet you.
21:26Attention, please, students.
21:29The physical examination scheduled for today have been cancelled.
21:33Once again, the physical examination scheduled for today have been cancelled.
21:37They will be rescheduled at a later time.
22:34Bye.
22:36Bye.
22:41Bye.
22:42Bye.
22:43I think the most important thing is the timing, but...
23:13Next time on School Rumble, see you in Sketch, Letter on an Arrow, Pajama Party Confessions!
23:18Mikoto, your breasts are so big!
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