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00:01Kiss, kiss, fall in love
00:06Hey, hey, hey
00:09I see you come, I watch you go
00:12You never seem to leave me though
00:15So is this love or hate, we'll see
00:18You're making me crazy
00:20Inside my dreams, you're all I see
00:24Well, all I see is you and me
00:26Lady, maybe, or host, that's why
00:29I really don't mind
00:32If I am to choose a place
00:35In this garden of romance
00:38Maybe we could take this chance
00:41Maybe you're my last
00:44And I would like to find
00:46A hand like yours to take mine
00:49And with one gift
00:51We could stop time and I fall in love with you
00:55Tomorrow's far away
00:57Let's place our hope into death
01:01Just you and me
01:02Seeing our beautiful spring
01:05And we'll always fall in love
01:08Again
01:12Hey, hey
01:14Maybe you're my love
01:30Hikaru
01:32Your phone
01:34Hikaru
01:37Answer it for me, will you?
01:41No way
01:42Don't you recognize that ringtone?
01:45You gotta be kidding me
01:46We're only three days into summer vacation
01:49Why can't he let us sleep in?
01:52He's probably been up since dawn
01:57Yeah, what?
01:58She's gone!
01:59My beloved daughter is finished
02:00Off the list of the earth!
02:01She must have been kidnapped by a band of gypsies
02:03I just know it!
02:04Contact the police!
02:05We have to request an emergency deployment of the SDF!
02:07Wait, slow down
02:08You're not making any sense
02:10Now what?
02:12What do you mean, Haruhi's gone?
02:17Huh?
02:18So Haruhi-chan is really missing?
02:21And her family is bankrupt?
02:25This is the only explanation
02:26I've been trying to get through to her home phone
02:28And her father's work for the past several days
02:30And no one will answer
02:33They've been evicted
02:34And forced into indentured servitude
02:36We have to rescue them
02:39Haruhi-chan
02:40Boss, please
02:41Not so loud
02:43Have you tried calling her cell phone yet?
02:46Cell phone?
02:47Why on earth would she have a cell phone?
02:53Of course
02:54She was issued one
02:55By a secret underground network of commoners
02:57Known as the Plebeian Exchange
02:59Not to interrupt your delusion
03:01But
03:01Haruhi is currently in Karuizawa
03:04Uh
03:08Haruhi was turned out of her home
03:11Kidnapped by gypsies
03:12Enforced into servitude
03:13In Karuizawa?
03:16Moron
03:19Thank you
03:20Have a nice day
03:31Hi, good morning
03:34Morning
03:35Who would have thought
03:35Working in a bed and breakfast
03:36Could be the ideal way
03:38To spend my summer
03:43The refreshing battle in Karuizawa
03:47So she's gone off and left us, huh?
03:49Looks like it
03:50Good morning, Masters
03:52Good morning
03:59Your breakfast is waiting for you downstairs
04:02All right
04:03We'll be down in a minute
04:04Very good, Sirs
04:09It's just no fun without her
04:10What are we going to do now?
04:25At first I was a little apprehensive
04:27About not telling the guys my plans for the summer
04:30But it isn't like they really have the free time
04:32To keep tabs on me anyway, right?
04:34This place is so tranquil
04:36Fresh air
04:37Quaint setting
04:38The perfect Highland getaway
04:40For a girl to catch up on her studies
04:42It's gonna be great
04:51And by great
04:54Evidently I mean a nightmare
04:58Oh my
04:59What dashing up men you are
05:02These hunks must belong to Haruhi
05:06Another fluttering tranny?
05:08Why don't you call me Misuzuchi?
05:11He's an old friend of Ronka's
05:13They used to work together at the same shop years ago
05:15Well, naturally you would know
05:17Kill me
05:18I went into business for myself two years ago
05:20And believe you me
05:21Running this adorable little pension
05:23Is like living a fairy tale
05:25So then
05:26Is Haruhi-chan like your indentured servant?
05:28She's more like an unpaid employee
05:30This also happens to be Ronka's preferred method
05:33For keeping track of his daughter
05:34While he's busy working
05:35What the
05:36How do you know all of this stuff?
05:38Kill me
05:39Take my little girl under your wing
05:41He says
05:41He practically begged me
05:43And since I still can't afford
05:44The expense of hired help
05:45It works out for everyone
05:47She's a model employee, really
05:49It's such a shame
05:50I can't pay her anything
05:52Oh, tell me what you boys think
05:54Of this cute little apron she's wearing
05:55I made it myself
05:56You are quite an exquisite seamstress
06:04A job, huh?
06:06I don't get it
06:07You turned down our invitation to Bali for this?
06:09And we even asked her to go with us to Switzerland
06:12Didn't we?
06:13We did
06:13Yeah, well I still don't have a passport, remember?
06:16Which is precisely why I recommended
06:18One of our domestic resorts
06:19And at a discount, no less
06:22Traitors
06:23Asking Hiwi to go on a summer vacation
06:25With you behind my back
06:26Have you no feeling of loyalty?
06:29Of any solidarity?
06:32Togetherness is our guiding principle
06:34I work myself to the bone
06:36Upholding that
06:36And this is the thanks I get
06:38Why was your cell phone turned off?
06:40I just don't think about it, really
06:45Did you say you have a cell phone?
06:48We convinced her she should borrow one of ours
06:50So we could keep in touch
06:51It's a part of a special friends and family plan
06:53Yeah, we're in each other's top five
06:55Top five?
06:56La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
07:01Friends and family?
07:03But wait, I'm your daddy and buddy
07:05So I'm part of the plan too, right?
07:07Senpai, whatever planet you're on
07:09Come home
07:10Speaking of which
07:11Why are you even here?
07:12I'm gonna have to see you guys
07:14Every day when the new term starts
07:16Don't I have the right
07:17To spend my summer vacation
07:18The way I want to?
07:19According to the handbook
07:21Jobs are prohibited
07:22Uh, I, uh, had no idea.
07:26Hey, did you hear? Haruhi went and got herself a job without the school's permission.
07:31No way. That's grounds for expulsion.
07:33I think Karuizawa is way better than Switzerland anyway.
07:37And overseas travel is so exhausting.
07:40Of course, you do have the right to spend your vacation as you please.
07:43But then again, like it or not, so do we.
07:47And you know, I for one find Pension Misuzu to be exceptionally charming.
07:54Nooooo.
08:10Rise and shine, my sleepy-headed senpai.
08:13Haruhi's made a special breakfast just for you.
08:17Oh, how lovely. Come sit with me. Stay a while.
08:22No, I can't. I'm an employee here and you're one of our honored guests. It's not allowed.
08:28But who's to find out if it's only the two of us?
08:35Stay here with me and silly rules will no longer matter.
08:39Senpai?
08:44Uh, senpai? Hello.
08:47I'm so sorry, boys. I'd love to have you all as guests.
08:52But I'm afraid there's only one vacant room left.
08:55Only one room, you say? Well, that settles it.
08:58I'll have to stay here to represent the club.
09:00Hey, that isn't fair.
09:02Have you no feeling of loyalty? Of any solidarity, boss?
09:06Togetherness is our guiding principle.
09:13My own words twisted and thrown right back in my face.
09:17Here's an idea. We bet you'll like it. Why not hold a little competition?
09:21Call it the Guest Relations Odd Jobs Contest at Bench and Misuzu.
09:27It's very simple. We all just lend a hand around the place for the afternoon.
09:31And whoever makes the best impression on Misuzu-chi gets to sleep in the vacant guest bedroom.
09:36That's brilliant! I think it's an absolutely delightful idea!
09:40Yes. The winner of the contest will be determined by how refreshing they are.
09:44Remember, refreshing is the name of the game in Guest Relations.
09:47Refreshing! Refreshing! Yay!
09:49Now, don't think this is going to be a walk in the park,
09:52because I'm planning on working you boys to the bone!
09:58Sounds like a blast.
10:10You may not believe this, but this is the first time I've ever held a hammer in my life.
10:15Just watching you work makes me feel tired.
10:18You there! No complaining!
10:20Three-point deduction.
10:23Oh, the pain!
10:26And no whining either. That'll be another three.
10:31You think that's going to change my mind?
10:42Welcome!
10:45We... we have reservations made for a second-floor bedroom.
10:49Yes, of course. Right this way, ladies.
10:51We've been expecting you, although we weren't expecting you to be so young and pretty.
10:56Fine, fine. Not exactly subtle, but they do get the job done.
11:00So, five refresher points for them.
11:02Ah, Mori!
11:03The legs on this table are wobbly.
11:05Would you be a deer and fix it out back, please?
11:09Sure thing.
11:13Nothing wasted in word or deed!
11:15Five refresher points!
11:16So, what's a refresher point?
11:19Haruhi, what do you think guests are after when they come all the way out to vacation in Karuizawa?
11:24Let's see. The nice weather?
11:28Oh, it's much more than that.
11:30They come for what they can't get in the city.
11:33Refreshing air, refreshing scenery, and refreshingly gorgeous young men!
11:38And now, thanks to your friends and their little contest,
11:41my pension will earn a reputation for being the premier hotspot for vacationers
11:45in search of the finest eye candy Karuizawa can offer!
11:51Okay, sounds like you have a plan.
11:53And it's uncanny how much you remind me of someone else I know.
11:59Why does it always end up feeling like I bring the host club with me wherever I go?
12:08Kyoya-senpai, you're keeping your distance from all this.
12:11Of course.
12:12Winning means I'd end up staying here alone, which frankly doesn't appeal to me.
12:15I'll just sit back and watch things unfold, then head for the cottage.
12:19The cottage? You mean, your family's?
12:23That's right. We all have one in the area.
12:29Then why make such a fuss about staying here?
12:33So who's your favorite to win?
12:35There must be someone you have in mind. Do you care to bet?
12:38No, thanks. I don't have a clue.
12:40Really? It's easy enough to tell at a glance.
12:44Honey-senpai's brand of cute doesn't quite fit Misuzu's notion of refreshing,
12:49so I'm afraid he's out.
12:52Tamaki comes a little closer to the ideal, provided he keeps his mouth shut.
12:57But we both know the likelihood of that.
13:01Ordinarily, you'd figure Hikaru and Kaoru.
13:06Then again, seems we have a dark horse.
13:15Oh my.
13:17Gorgeous.
13:18That's 20 more refresher points to Mori!
13:20So then you think he's the one?
13:22Except that if Honey-senpai drops out, Mori-senpai is bound to go along with him.
13:27His competing in the game at all is more or less conditional to that.
13:31Which means...
13:32victory will be ours.
13:35Well, maybe not.
13:36I couldn't help but notice that the only room still available is a single bed.
13:40So if you did win, you couldn't both stay.
13:42No big deal.
13:43We can just bring another bed over from the cottage.
13:45Yeah, or we could even squeeze into the single.
13:48How sweet.
13:49I guess you guys really are always together, huh?
13:53Always.
13:54The two of us have been together since we were born.
13:56So we haven't ever needed anybody else.
13:59We never bothered making other friends until a few years ago.
14:02We thought the world was made up of idiots.
14:04Oh, really?
14:05But then...
14:07Well, that was before we knew you.
14:09We'd totally let you sleep with us.
14:11Uh, thanks.
14:12I'll pass.
14:14The contest isn't quite decided yet.
14:16There are still a number of ways to make this game more interesting.
14:20This guy's always got something up his sleeve.
14:22Does that qualify as refreshing?
14:24Oh, yeah?
14:25Thinking about helping the boss, are you?
14:27We're not going to lose.
14:29It's no use.
14:39There, all in a day's work.
14:45Oh, your repairs are totally unrefreshing.
14:48Three-point deduction.
14:51He used up so much of his energy trying to be refreshing that his work suffered for it.
14:56Is he all right in the head?
14:58He's never had an actual job before, you know.
15:03Hey, cut it out.
15:04That's cold.
15:07We have to chill the watermelon.
15:09That's how our guests like it.
15:11Oh, so refreshing!
15:15I'll lose to those two idiots if this keeps up.
15:20Failure is not an option.
15:22Haruhi's respect for me is on the line.
15:25She has to understand that I'm worthy of being considered part of her top five!
15:30Grandiose ambitions aside, I think your approach to winning is a bit skewed.
15:35Kyo-ya, can't you see that her esteem for me as a father figure hangs in the balance?
15:40If I may offer some advice.
15:44There is something that only you can pull off.
15:46That is, if you choose the right music.
15:50he doesn't mean to be vuonna.
16:00That's funny, didn't you bring to the right music to his birthday?
16:15Matto, you can walk up with Dan Vallejox.
16:19Something that the violin was pretty bent for?
16:20Oh, let's stop in for some tea.
16:23All right.
16:36So much for us.
16:39Kaoru? You're out here alone?
16:41Where's Sikaru?
16:42He went to get some trash bags for us.
16:45Oh.
16:49Do you still think you'll win?
16:52I don't know.
16:56Kyoya-senpai's created a monster.
16:58The boss didn't even know this place had a piano before he pointed it out to him.
17:04Oh!
17:06Look out!
17:18I'm so sorry. Are you two all right?
17:21Don't worry. We're okay. Right?
17:24Uh, yeah. Thanks. I'm fine.
17:27Kaoru!
17:30You're hurt. Let me see.
17:32I'm fine. It's only a little cut.
17:35Uh...
17:36Uh...
17:39Uh...
17:40Hika?
17:42Don't scare me like that.
17:46Hey.
17:48I'm sorry.
17:49Do you forgive me?
17:54Uh...
17:55Uh...
17:56Uh...
17:56Uh...
17:57Uh...
17:58Bravo!
18:00100 points for refreshing brotherly love!
18:03A perfect score!
18:04And the victory goes to...
18:06The Hitachi Brothers!
18:11Uh...
18:12Uh...
18:13Uh...
18:13Uh...
18:13Uh...
18:13Uh...
18:14Uh...
18:15So begins the long, dark night of my soul.
18:19Congrats, you guys.
18:22Oh, it was nothing, really.
18:25What the...
18:26Hang on a second.
18:28Was all of that...
18:30Staged?
18:31Well now, who could say?
18:41I'm okay, I promise.
18:45You should be happy that we won without having to resort to the quarreling brother strategy.
18:51Right?
18:52Hmm.
19:11Come on, I said I was sorry.
19:14What do you want me to do?
19:16I didn't mean to kick you out of bed.
19:18It was an accident.
19:20Accident or not, my back is killing me.
19:28Get us some breakfast, please.
19:30I'll have two pieces of baguette toast with clarified butter and Garnet seal syrup.
19:34I'll take poached eggs with bacon and a bowl of whole grain cereal.
19:38The kind with those little pieces of dried fruit in it.
19:41Hold on.
19:41We don't even have that stuff on the menu.
19:44Huh?
19:45Hey!
19:47Just who in the world do you think you are?
19:49Acting like members of some privileged aristocracy on holiday.
19:53We are aristocracy.
19:55So are you, boss.
19:57You are missing the whole point of travel.
19:59When in Roma, do as the Romans do, that's what I say.
20:03Just look at this.
20:05Karuizawa cuisine fit for a king.
20:07Cold pasteurized Jersey steaks, fresh juice, highland vegetables, smoked salmon cooked over cherry wood.
20:13The local pride, I might add.
20:15And last but not least, freshly baked breads with homemade jam.
20:19Bon appetit.
20:19Since when have you been such a connoisseur?
20:22Oh, since he started learning from Misuzu.
20:25He's been in the kitchen with him all morning long.
20:27We arrange them like so.
20:29Mm-hmm.
20:30Brilliant.
20:31While the two of you are sleeping the day away, I decided to start a refreshing host workshop.
20:36I even wrote a manual.
20:38You really need a life.
20:40While you are acting as my apprentice, you may not treat me as your senpai.
20:44That is the first rule I have written.
20:46Really?
20:47Hey, wait.
20:48Have you got to rule number five yet?
20:50It says we have to be up by 6 a.m.
20:52Have Kilya senpai and Honey senpai read through the manual yet?
20:56Ah!
20:57Ah!
20:57Ah!
20:57Ah!
20:57Ah!
20:58Ah!
20:59Ah!
20:59Ah!
21:06Hey, look.
21:07We're sorry, boss.
21:08We didn't mean to stir up painful memories.
21:10Ah.
21:12Good morning.
21:14Arai produce.
21:15Good morning to you.
21:17Working boy, eh?
21:18A high schooler?
21:20Yes, ma'am.
21:21I'm helping out at my uncle's shop for the summer.
21:24Oh!
21:26Refreshing!
21:27Haruhi!
21:28Would you put these in the refrigerator for me?
21:29Okay.
21:31Uh.
21:33Haruhi...
21:34Fujioka?
21:38Uh...
21:39Hey...
21:41Arai...
22:04I run and run a thousand miles
22:07And I am barely breathing
22:10Only the fuel of a passion heart
22:13Keeps this body strong and moving forward
22:17But could it be I've found a place to rest
22:21How far until I'm okay
22:23Trees of the town reveal the time has come
22:27Once again to shift our shade and color
22:31The world always changes around us
22:34But weakness will always remain
22:36Through all the pain
22:38Believe in who we are
22:41Right here and now
22:42Raise one hand to the sky
22:44Raise them both
22:45Lift them high
22:46And you'll cut through the darkness
22:48Make it go
22:48The time to start is now
22:53And I can show you how
22:56Start with me
22:58And the world will be
22:59Even bigger than ever before
23:05What do you mean you two are going out on a date?
23:08Where would you like to go first, Hikaru?
23:09All kissing is forbidden
23:11And no sharing ice cream
23:12Next time, Operation Haruhi and Hikaru's first date
23:15The Oran Host Club will be waiting for you
23:17We'll see you then
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