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00:01Kiss, kiss, fall in love
00:06Hey, hey, hey
00:09I see you come, I watch you go
00:12You never seem to leave me though
00:15So is this love or hate, we'll see
00:18You're making me crazy
00:20Inside my dreams, you're all I see
00:24Well, all I see is you and me
00:26Lady, maybe, or host, that's why
00:29I really don't mind
00:32If I am to choose a place
00:35In this garden of romance
00:38Maybe we could take this chance
00:41Maybe you're my last
00:44And I would like to find
00:46A hand like yours to take mine
00:49And with one kiss
00:51We could stop time and I fall in love with you
00:55Tomorrow's far away
00:57Let's place our hope into death
01:01Just you and me
01:02In our beautiful spring
01:05And we'll always fall in love
01:08Again
01:12Hey, hey
01:14Maybe you're my love
01:32There might be a big nasty monster out here
01:36I'd better hurry up
01:37And try to find my big brother
01:41My big brother is a strong, handsome prince
01:45So I'm sure he'd be able to defeat a monster for me
01:57Guess what a monster
01:58And try to make up
02:04And try to find his family
02:09They'll be fine
02:09And try to find a foam
02:09Congratulations
02:09Yep
02:19I'll step away
02:19And try to find a monster
02:26Oh my, what an unusually young guest.
02:29Well, glad you're here, my little lost kitty cat.
02:35When I opened the door, the police were there waiting for me.
02:43Big Brother is a prince.
02:48Little kitty cat, why have you come to see us today?
02:55It's a reverse harem!
02:57This is a reverse harem!
03:02That can't be right, I must have heard wrong.
03:04Maybe there's still some water in my ear from when I went swimming.
03:09Water in the ear, that's gotta be it.
03:11I'm sure we just heard her wrong.
03:13There's no way this cute little girl said the words reverse harem.
03:17Something's going on with our ears.
03:19There's debauchery here.
03:23Yay, there's debauchery here, isn't there?
03:27You're the glasses character.
03:30You're the boy lolita and the stoic type.
03:33Twin zest.
03:35And the bookworms.
03:45Big Brother?
03:49My brother's blonde, you must be him!
03:51You never told us about this.
03:53Since when do you have a little sister?
03:55I don't, I'm definitely an only child, at least as far as I know.
03:58The more I look at you, the two of you do look a lot alike.
04:01You are both blonde, after all.
04:03I want to know if Glass's character is superior to Big Brother.
04:07But does it really matter?
04:08I can't believe she called me a bookworm.
04:11Excuse me, you want to tell me your name, little one?
04:14Kitty-me.
04:15Kitty-me?
04:18Kitty-me-chan, I'm afraid you've made a mistake.
04:22I'm really sorry, but I don't have a younger sister.
04:27Are you sure?
04:28You're blonde, just like me!
04:33Well, that is true.
04:38I give in.
04:40As of this moment, I am your new big brother!
04:43You're so cute!
04:45I know you get carried away by emotion,
04:47but don't you think it's irresponsible to make such empty promises?
04:50Don't you listen to that mean Haruhi!
04:53I'm not irresponsible!
04:54Come on with me and I'll look at you!
04:56What do you think we should do, Kiryu-senpai?
04:58We should probably try to find out if she actually has a brother at this school.
05:04Kitty-me.
05:07Kitty-me.
05:14Hey, uh, who the hell are you?
05:16He looks like a foreigner!
05:18What's up with that?
05:19How come the door looks different all of a sudden?
05:22Oh, Kiryu!
05:25Master.
05:26You forgot your cloak.
05:35Nekasawa-senpai?
05:39Master Umihito is terribly vulnerable to any kind of bright light.
05:43For that reason, if he doesn't shroud himself in black, he will fall victim to the brightness
05:47of the outside world and will undoubtedly collapse.
05:50And just to be comfortable, he even has to cover his beautiful blonde hair with a dark wig!
05:55Whoa!
05:57On the other hand, his sister-mistress, Kiryu-me, is frightened of dark, dimly lit places.
06:02So this little girl is Nekasawa-senpai's younger sister?
06:06You are quite insightful.
06:08Yes, that would be correct, sir.
06:16Kitty-me.
06:18So this is where you've been hiding.
06:23Mother save me from the monster!
06:27Please don't be scared.
06:28I'd like to introduce you to someone.
06:31This is Belzeneth.
06:33The Nekasawa family has worshipped cats for generations.
06:37You know, I get the feeling she's not scared of the puppet.
06:40Call me crazy, but I think it's you.
06:43It's probably your clothes.
06:44We'll help you change, okay?
06:46Don't do that, it's far too bright!
06:48I may die!
06:49Oh no!
06:50Why don't we just darken the room?
06:53Don't do that in a frame!
06:54Don't worry, little woman!
06:55Either way, someone's unhappy.
06:57It's a tragedy that these two siblings are such polar opposites.
07:01As a result, they've come to be known as the Nekasawa family's Romeo and Juliet.
07:07But Romeo and Juliet weren't brother and sister.
07:10I think their situation was a little different.
07:13Oh, I'm well aware of that.
07:14To be honest, it's something I just came up with on the fly.
07:17Pretty impressive, huh?
07:18I thought it might make the story more dramatic.
07:21Oh, I see.
07:23We were sent by the Master's family
07:25to get our beloved Mistress Kidimi back home safely.
07:28Is the rest of the family...
07:29Is out of touch as the three of you are?
07:32How dare you say such a terrible thing!
07:34The Nekasawas are a distinguished family!
07:36They're descendants of the Tokarev dynasty of Russia!
07:40Tokarev, huh?
07:43Wait.
07:44You mean Romanov, right?
07:46There's a legend that says once every few hundred years,
07:49a Nekasawa child is born.
07:51A child who is destined to be possessed by the darkness
07:54exactly like our master, Omehito.
07:58That legend may or may not be true.
08:01What do you mean it may or may not be true?
08:03Is it or isn't it?
08:05Mistress Kidimi fell in love with the handsome fairytale prince
08:09of an older brother she had seen in portraits.
08:12However, as a result of his condition,
08:14the master is unable to go near his sister
08:16without being shrouded in black.
08:18Once she learned that her older brother
08:20was enrolled in a high school here,
08:22she decided to go looking for him.
08:24That's what brought her to your host club.
08:27We've tried to keep her comforted
08:29by reading her bedtime stories
08:30about princely characters like her brother,
08:33but we ran out of stories.
08:34So recently, we decided to start reading her shoujo manga
08:38that had princely characters in them.
08:40And I'm afraid she's become completely addicted.
08:43Shoujo manga?
08:46There's debauchery here!
08:48Yay!
08:49There's debauchery here!
08:50Isn't there?
08:52I see.
08:53So that's where that came from.
08:55Is there really debauchery in shoujo manga?
08:58But Sashimi-chan is so young.
09:00Not Sashimi.
09:01It's Kirimi.
09:03So Kirimi-chan doesn't know
09:05that you're her real older brother, Nekozawa-senpai?
09:10Yes, we've talked to her,
09:11but she refuses to believe us.
09:13Oh, that's so sad.
09:15Well, no wonder Nekozawa-chan is so upset.
09:18It's painful.
09:19That's why every night I offer prayers
09:22in hopes that one day Kirimi will come
09:24to embrace the darkness.
09:27I think you've got it backwards, buddy.
09:29You should try to get accustomed to the light.
09:31What are you trying to do to your sister?
09:32Come along, Mistress Kirimi.
09:34It's time to go home.
09:36I'm not going with you.
09:38I don't want to go home.
09:39I want to stay with my big brother.
09:43Nekozawa-senpai.
09:45Don't worry about me, Suo.
09:47All I want is for my sister to be happy.
09:50Make sure she gets the love she deserves.
09:54But wait a minute, senpai!
10:00Sibling relations are a source of problems
10:02in any family.
10:05Even so, I'm kind of jealous.
10:08I grew up an only child, so I can't really relate.
10:12But I can't imagine how tough it must be
10:14to have a sibling that's so different from you
10:16that you can't even spend time together.
10:24Is something wrong?
10:26Tell me, big brother.
10:27I'm sorry, Kirimi-chan.
10:30But I'm not the big brother that you've been looking for.
10:34Don't worry.
10:36He's still out there.
10:38Believe it or not, you have a big brother
10:40that's even more handsome than I am.
10:42And I promise you, he's a real prince.
10:47But senpai...
10:48Once she stepped foot into this room,
10:51Kirimi-chan became a guest of the host club.
10:55And it's our job to make all our guests happy.
10:59It's an absolute tragedy to see a brother and sister at odds this way.
11:03We have to do something to help them.
11:05Starting now,
11:07Operation Change Nekozawa Senpai
11:09into the princely character of Kirimi-chan's dreams
11:11is underway!
11:15Are you serious?
11:17But, sir...
11:18You want to change your mojito from a prince of darkness
11:20to a prince of light?
11:22I don't know if that's even possible.
11:24Senpai, quit getting carried away by your emotions.
11:28Don't make promises you can't keep.
11:30Oh, ye of little faith.
11:32Have you forgotten that we have an expert on our side?
11:35Someone who knows the importance of changing characters.
11:39You don't think he's talking about...
11:47Yep, sure enough.
12:12Your golden locks glow in the candlelight.
12:15Your skin like ivory.
12:18Your smile mysterious as a flower illuminated by the moonlight.
12:22Such beauty.
12:27It's as if...
12:29You're a cursed wax doll shrouded in darkness and filled with malevolence!
12:33No way! You've got it all wrong!
12:35You numbskull!
12:37Who told you to say something like that?
12:39How many times do I have to tell you?
12:41You're not allowed to use any occult terms!
12:43I'm really sorry, but my vocabulary is a bit limited without those words.
12:49You're not allowed to talk back to me either, you got it!
12:51A princely character would never try to come up with a sissy excuse like that!
12:55Remember, it's okay to have a dark side some girls like that.
12:58Cute, brooding male characters always go over well with young girls.
13:01However, referencing anything related to the occult is out of the question.
13:06Mori-senpai, go ahead and add that to the board.
13:09Wax doll.
13:10Looks like Renge is really on top of things.
13:12Yeah, she's on a roll!
13:14But I'm not sure the lines she's feeding him are appropriate to use on his sister.
13:18You just going to sit and watch, boss?
13:20Of course, I don't want to end up with a curse on me.
13:23Okay, it seems that you've memorized most of your new character lines.
13:27I think it's about time we moved on!
13:29Are you ready, senpai?
13:31Oh, please, no!
13:33It's too soon! I can't handle it yet!
13:36Evil Fiiiil!
13:39So let a simple flashlight get the best of you?
13:42Work up your nerve!
13:43It's not physically affecting you,
13:45so that means it must be psychological!
13:48Even Edgar was able to face a cross once he built up his courage!
13:52But I thought you rejected the occult!
13:55Occult fiction is good. Occult fashion is not.
13:58Is that so?
13:59Don't judge him.
14:00You're the one who's always wearing weird cosplay.
14:02You've got to put your heart to the delivery of these lines.
14:06You have to imagine that you're talking to Kirimi-chan.
14:09That's easy for you to say, but that doesn't look anything like her.
14:15Would you quit complaining?
14:17Look at her through the eyes of your heart!
14:19The eyes of your heart!
14:21That's right. Remember why you're doing this.
14:24It's all for Kirimi-chan's sake.
14:26Just give it a shot. It'll look like her if you used your imagination.
14:36Here you go, boss.
14:39We got this one ready just for you.
14:41We think you should go ahead and confess your love to this Haruhi doll.
14:47Wait, this doll is Haruhi?
14:50You should teach him by example.
15:03Haruhi?
15:06I...
15:13Yes, senpai?
15:17Excuse me.
15:18Huh?
15:19Haruhi, you're the real one!
15:22But when did you get here?
15:24Kirimi-chan came to the club room again today looking for you.
15:27If you've got time to do disgusting things like this,
15:30surely you can spare some time to hang out with her for a while.
15:36Disgusting!
15:43Disgusting.
15:43Why don't you keep her company, Haruhi?
15:45What's wrong, don't like children?
15:46Oh, no.
15:47It's not that I don't like them or anything.
15:50Read more, bookworm!
15:53I've finally made all of these fine men my love slaves.
15:56Oh, my.
15:57Who shall I pick to have entertain me this evening?
16:01She's made me read about 50 volumes of Shoujo Mangatour over the last three days.
16:05And to my surprise, those things really are full of reverse harems and debauchery.
16:10Big brother?
16:17This room is dark and scary!
16:21Oh, Kirimi-chan.
16:22I asked you to wait for me in the other room.
16:25What's wrong, little one?
16:27There, there.
16:28Calm down.
16:29You see?
16:30There's nothing to be afraid of.
16:35Here we go.
16:46Senpai?
16:47I am a handsome princely big brother.
16:49I am a handsome princely big brother.
16:51I am a handsome princely big brother.
16:53I am a handsome princely big brother.
16:55I am a handsome princely big brother.
16:56I am a handsome princely big brother.
16:58I am a handsome princely big brother.
17:00And I'm not afraid of this flashlight!
17:03Self-evil-beam!
17:05He did it!
17:08Nikozawa Senpai's come a long way!
17:10He's able to shine a flashlight in his own face!
17:13Bravo, Senpai, bravo!
17:15Good job, I'm impressed!
17:17You did it! Your little sister's going to be so thrilled!
17:20Look there, Kirimi-chan!
17:22That gentleman is your real big brother!
17:29Big brother!
17:32Kirimi...
17:34You're just complicating things.
17:36Could you please cut that out? It's not gonna help, you know.
17:40Huh? Did you just say something?
17:41Never mind.
17:47Kirimi...
17:57Kirimi, wait!
18:01So I guess shining the flashlight in his face...
18:04Scared her and sent her running.
18:05Oh, Kirimi...
18:10Nikozawa Senpai?
18:15I've had enough.
18:17Even if I continue your special training, there's no guarantee that Kirimi will ever accept me.
18:24I think she'd be better off...
18:27If you acted as her brother in my stead, Suo.
18:30No.
18:32But that's ridiculous. You're the big brother she's looking for.
18:37If you care about her, he'll do whatever it takes to win her over!
18:47Uh...
18:47Hey, look.
18:49Kirimi-chan hasn't made it out of the courtyard.
18:51But there's something down there with her.
18:53Oh, it's just a cat.
18:56Your family sure does love cats.
18:58Even strays warm up to you guys.
19:00What did you say?
19:02They're revered by our family, it's true.
19:05But Kirimi wouldn't participate in something like that.
19:08Something as occult as befriending a stray cat.
19:12Kirimi is afraid of animals, and cats are the creatures she fears the most.
19:23Kirimi!
19:25Nakazawa-senpai!
19:26But he's not wearing his black cloak!
19:33Someone help!
19:36Kirimi!
19:40Kirimi!
19:52Big Brother!
19:53Big Brother!
20:00What do you look at that?
20:02This is all thanks to my special training.
20:06There's no need to be afraid, Kirimi.
20:09I promise it won't come anywhere near you now, alright?
20:13His name is Balzenhef.
20:15With this puppet's power...
20:16I can... curse...
20:48Nekozawa-senpai.
20:49He probably got more sun than he ever will again in that one day.
20:53That may be true, but he immediately went running for the darkness again.
20:57Yeah, we should have known.
20:59What a waste.
21:00He's back to wearing all those black clothes again.
21:04But even so...
21:12the
21:13Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:42Now I know that if a monster ever appears, I'll be just fine.
21:46I have a princely big brother who will fight to protect me, even if it means dashing out into the
21:52sunlight.
21:53The one thing he fears most of all...
22:04I run and run a thousand miles, and I am barely breathing.
22:40Who we are right here and now.
22:43Raise one hand to the sky, raise them both, lift them high, and you'll cut through the darkness, make it
22:48go.
22:49Oh, the time to start is now, and I can show you how.
22:57Start with me and the world will be even bigger than ever before.
23:05I love sweet!
23:07Be careful, honey senpai, you're gonna end up with cavities.
23:10Ow!
23:10See what I just tell you.
23:12This is my fault.
23:13Next time, honey's three bitter days.
23:15The Auron Host Club will be waiting for you.
23:18We'll see you then!
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