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00:01Kiss, kiss, fall in love
00:06Hey, hey, hey
00:09I see you come, I watch you go
00:12You never seem to leave me though
00:15So is this love or hate, we'll see
00:18You're making me crazy
00:20Inside my dreams, you're all I see
00:23Well, all I see is you and me
00:26Lady, maybe, or host, that's why
00:29I really don't mind
00:32If I am to choose a place
00:35In this garden of romance
00:38Maybe we could take this chance
00:41Maybe you're my last
00:44And I would like to buy
00:46A hand like yours to take mine
00:49And with one gift
00:51We could stop time and I fall in love with you
00:55Tomorrow's far away
00:57Let's place our hopes into death
01:01Just you and me
01:02In our beautiful spring
01:05And we'll always fall in love
01:08Again
01:12Hey, hey
01:14Maybe you're my love
01:17Now you've done it!
01:21It's done alright
01:22But it wasn't our fault
01:24What?
01:25You idiots
01:26You're the ones who bumped into it, right?
01:29Only because Haruhi was running away
01:31We were trying to catch her
01:32Because we wanted to have some fun
01:33And dress her up in cosplay
01:35So what?
01:36We cosplay all the time
01:37We weren't going with the usual host club costumes
01:39We want to see Haruhi in bunny cosplay
01:42Disguised as a girl
01:44Disguised as a girl?
01:47You'd like to see it too, wouldn't you?
01:54I definitely want to see that
01:56What am I thinking?
01:57There's no time for stuff like that right now
01:59I know what you're up to
02:00You're trying to distract me from the mess you've made
02:02Get away from Haruhi, you punks
02:04No way
02:05Let me go
02:07Excuse me
02:08We don't have any guests at the moment
02:09So I don't mind if you make a racket
02:11But please
02:12Be careful
02:13You don't want to wake Honey Senpai
02:24He's a third year who still takes afternoon naps?
02:27Well, we're going to have to tell him about the bunny at some point
02:30Let's just wake him up and apologize
02:32No, wait
02:33Don't get any closer to Honey Senpai
02:34Come back
02:35It's safe over here
02:36What are you talking about?
02:38Honey Senpai wakes up in a very bad mood after napping
02:41Huh?
02:42Now this may just be a rumor
02:43But the Honey Nozuka family
02:45Once visited a U.S. military base to give combat training
02:50Supposedly, Honey Senpai slept through most of it because of his jet lag
02:55Hey, Master
02:56Are you doing okay?
02:58Then a soldier came in and carelessly tried to wake him up
03:01Since he had been sleeping for so long
03:06I'm still sleepy
03:11Oh, dear God
03:17On that day, he wiped out two entire platoons of soldiers
03:21And not just any soldiers screamed for race
03:23And I've heard
03:24We've had diplomatic issues with America ever since that day
03:27How terrifying
03:29And we've got a bigger problem
03:31Usa-chan was handmade for Honey Senpai by his deceased grandmother
03:35You've seen the way he carries it around
03:37That little bunny is his most prized possession
03:39I can't imagine how he's going to react when he wakes up
03:42And sees that his precious U.S.A.J.A.N. is ruined
03:51He's going to do to us what he did in those treat parades
03:54You're exaggerating
03:56It's impossible for that story to be true
03:59I mean, come on
04:01It is
04:02And there's other evidence that Honey Senpai has an evil side to him
04:05Listen to this
04:05His blood type is A.B.
04:07How do you like that?
04:08Yeah, so what?
04:10But how do he...
04:11That means he's the same blood type as Kyo-ya
04:19What's the matter?
04:20Do you guys have a problem with my blood type?
04:24Those of you watching with type A.B.
04:26Please don't take any offense to this
04:32This is bad
04:33We have to do something quick before he wakes up
04:35Hikaru
04:36Kaoru
04:37Sir
04:38Go get your folks Sesma
04:40Fly to Osori-san and bring back a medium
04:42We'll channel his grandmother
04:44And she can guide us through it
04:46We can make a new Usa-chan for Honey Senpai
04:48Take this map of the Omori Prefecture with you
04:51And don't forget to bring back apple juice, apple jam
04:54And Nebuta souvenir dolls
04:55But we don't have that much time
04:57We're used to your crazy ideas
04:59But you should come up with something more practical
05:02Alright, how about this?
05:04We'll send Usa-chan to the cleaners
05:06Haruhi
05:07You're going to have to wear the bunny suit
05:09Yeah, good idea, boss
05:16Forget about it
05:17I'm not wearing that stupid bunny suit
05:19It's not gonna work
05:20He'll know it's me
05:21No, he won't
05:22He won't be able to tell the difference if he's just waking up from a nap
05:26Well, then why don't you wear it, senpai?
05:28It won't be as cute if I wear it
05:30Come on, this is the least you can do
05:31Since we can't get another bunny, you're going to have to step in
05:34Senpai, come on!
05:34Besides, if the toys haven't been changed and you don't even know what happened
05:37He's awake!
05:38We'll have to use a substitute
05:40We've got no choice!
05:58Hmm...
05:59No! Not my teddy bear!
06:02He's gonna come after us next!
06:04He just spotted his bunny rabbit!
06:16Who's responsible for this?
06:18Who got Usa-chan dirty?
06:24Someone help!
06:25Mori-senpai!
06:26Don't let him hurt us!
06:28He wanted tea
06:29So Usa-chan decided to have a drink
06:36I see!
06:37So that's why his face is all dirty, isn't it?
06:40Hey, do you think he wants some cake too?
06:49Honey-senpai's Three Bitter Days
06:52Honey, how do you like to have chocolate?
06:55Moose?
06:56Bonbons?
06:57Wait, I bet chocolate cake is your favorite, huh?
07:00Um, let's see...
07:02Well, I like them all!
07:04I love anything chocolate, Usa-chan, and all of you ladies!
07:07Wow!
07:08He's so cute!
07:11Mitsukuri Honey-no-zuka, otherwise known as Honey-senpai, age 17
07:15Oron Academy, third year, class A, and a member of the host club
07:19Favorite things include cake, chocolate, and bunnies
07:21He's famous for his enchanting boy Lolita characteristics
07:26That was a close call earlier, huh, senpai?
07:29No kidding!
07:30I'm glad we settled that Usa-chan issue without any violence
07:34Honey-senpai's catchphrases include
07:36I love candy, and I love cute things
07:38And while some find these charming
07:40I'm not quite sold on his cutesy Luliboy image
07:42It's not exciting enough
07:44It feels like something's missing in his character arc!
07:49Uh, Honey-senpai, you can't keep eating nothing but sweets all of the time
07:53You know, you're gonna end up with a cavity
07:56Oh, don't worry, I always brush my teeth
07:59Ow!
08:05Honey-senpai, is it...
08:08No, it's nothing... cake?
08:11Let me just take a look in your mouth
08:12Hold still!
08:13Honey-senpai, please quit squirming!
08:15Come on, there's nothing wrong!
08:16Quit messing with me!
08:18Leave me alone!
08:25Yes! That's it! That's it!
08:27That's what was missing!
08:29It's...
08:29Moe!
08:31end room
08:34Oh...
08:39So is it...
08:40A cavity?
08:41Yeah
08:41Owie.
08:42Ouchie, ui.
08:43Ouchie, oi.
08:46It's alright...
08:47I'll be okay...
08:48Tama-ki
08:49Yes, you're right. I'll take care of this.
08:56Until Honey Senpai gets over his cavity, I'm afraid he can't have sweets.
09:01Therefore, we'll be supportive and ask that you kindly refrain from eating snacks in the club room until this ordeal
09:07is over.
09:08No. No, don't, Takashi.
09:11Please don't take my snacks away. You can't.
09:14Don't do it. What do I do without them?
09:19I can handle it. Please don't take away my cake.
09:25No more cake.
09:29And that's how it all began. One little cavity and suddenly Honey Senpai's life became a living hell.
09:42Poor Honey Senpai looks so miserable. It's a shame the host club banned snacks.
09:48It must be really difficult for him. I hope this doesn't seem insensitive. I know he's in pain, but...
09:55Aww! He's so cute!
10:01I can't!
10:04Mitsukini, bag.
10:05I can carry it.
10:07Yes, you can. Hand it over.
10:14I was just looking. I wasn't going to eat them.
10:18Really?
10:19If you're just looking, then try this.
10:27I'll keep the real stuff.
10:34Oh, man. That was rough.
10:36I can't help but feel sorry for him.
10:39You know, I had no idea that Mori Senpai could be so brutal.
10:43You wouldn't expect it.
10:45I thought his principles kept him from doing anything to upset Honey Senpai.
10:49And to think that he could get the boss to go along with him.
10:56It's too bad, Tamaki.
10:57I wanted to give you some of the chocolate specially made by our new patissier.
11:02My family just hired him from France.
11:04But I can't share them with you because you're not eating sweets.
11:08Do not fret, my princess.
11:10For the present, I must abstain for poor Honey Senpai's sake.
11:13But eventually, we'll be able to share chocolate together again.
11:16Oh, the friendship you boys have is absolutely beautiful.
11:22I believe things will work out for the better this way, my dear.
11:25I'm sure it's delicious, but no chocolate could ever be able to withstand the heat wave of my love
11:30so it would all melt and go to waste.
11:34Oh, Tamaki.
11:37Impressive, boss. That was quite an act.
11:40Missing sweets, aren't you?
11:42Buzz off.
11:43The club's number one priority is our guests.
11:45All that matters is their happiness.
11:47You had better watch yourselves out there.
11:49Don't give any sweets to Honey Senpai, no matter what tricks he resorts to.
11:53Oh, and incidentally, those instructions come from Mori Senpai.
11:57This isn't my doing.
11:58So is it just me, or does he seem to be enjoying this?
12:13Hmm?
12:14I just can't hide it any longer.
12:17I have to get this off my chest.
12:20I need to know what your feelings are towards me, and if you'll accept my love.
12:28Will you please?
12:31Unless, of course, there's someone else.
12:34Please tell me.
12:35Is there someone else who's dear to you?
12:41There is, isn't there?
12:48I should have known.
12:52I should have known.
13:10Look, Takashi.
13:12My cavity's all better now.
13:15You sure?
13:17The swelling has even gone down.
13:20Has it?
13:21So, do you think I can have a piece of cake?
13:24Just one, please?
13:34You're not fully recovered yet.
13:51What are you ladies drinking?
13:53Um, they're dealing tea.
13:55It's really good.
13:56Yeah?
13:57What are you going to have to eat?
13:58Well, I was going to have a sandwich.
14:01Hmm.
14:05Know what you need?
14:06Some sweets.
14:07That tea would go well with something sweet.
14:10Like maybe some cake.
14:12Come on.
14:12What do you say?
14:14Hmm?
14:17Oh, boy.
14:18Well, it wouldn't be good with cake.
14:21It sure would.
14:22Oh, boy.
14:24We're so sorry, honey.
14:27But it's for your own good.
14:30Wait.
14:43Honey Senpai?
14:47Haru-chan, am I a bad person?
14:50I just don't understand why God hates me.
14:54What have I done?
15:01Okay, fine.
15:03But only this once, got it?
15:06Is it a snack?
15:08Yeah.
15:10Here.
15:15It's the same color as chocolate.
15:17Try it.
15:38He's going to crack.
15:40Would somebody please talk to him?
15:42He's scaring me.
15:44He's headed for the candy.
15:46No need to worry.
15:47We emptied out all the sweets.
15:49Curious Senpai, you seem really chipper today.
16:06He keeps doing that to my teddy bear!
16:12Well, there he goes.
16:14Three days and he gives up.
16:17Uh, honey Senpai?
16:22Somebody help me!
16:24He's eating my arm off!
16:34Don't take this out on other people.
16:40Phew, you saved me. I thought I was a goner.
16:46It's disgraceful.
16:49Takashi.
16:52You idiot!
16:59A little bit isn't gonna hurt me! You're so mean! You're such a hardhead!
17:05That's it! I hate you! I hate you, Takashi!
17:15Honey Senpai!
17:21Hey, Mori Senpai?
17:23That was harsh. Will you be alright?
17:29I hate you, Takashi!
17:31I hate you, Takashi!
17:33I hate you, Takashi!
17:36Wow, Senpai, it looks like you really got to you.
17:39I don't know what's going on, but it seems like you're self-destructing.
17:43Maybe Honey Senpai wouldn't hate you if you hadn't have been so hard on him in the first place.
17:49It was on purpose.
17:50Huh?
17:51Mori Senpai, by any chance, have you been acting like this because you're trying to get Honey Senpai to hate
17:57you?
17:58Why would he do that?
18:00Why would he do that?
18:00It makes no sense.
18:02That would be like the end of the world for Mori Senpai.
18:06Why would he do it on purpose?
18:07Well, maybe because he was trying to punish himself.
18:13I'm right, aren't I?
18:17Yeah, you are. This was my fault.
18:22Mitsukani has a cavity.
18:25Because I'm careless.
18:30Twice before his nap time, I forgot. To make him brush his teeth.
18:36But that's not really your responsibility.
18:39He should know better.
18:41But if Mitsukani has to get false teeth, it'll be my fault.
18:46Don't worry, that's not gonna happen.
18:48Wow, what a pessimist.
18:51I wouldn't be able to live with myself right now if he hadn't thrown me down.
18:57Because he felt at fault.
18:59Mori Senpai wanted some sort of punishment from Honey Senpai to make up for his failure.
19:04Well, while that certainly makes for a nice story and everything.
19:08It was just a little cavity, right?
19:18Well, there you have it, Honey Senpai.
19:22What will you do now?
19:32I'm sorry!
19:34So sorry, Takaji!
19:37I promise, I won't forget to brush my teeth again!
19:41I won't forget!
19:56A few days later, Honey Senpai recovered from his painful cavity.
19:59So the host club decided to lift their ban on sweets.
20:02And Honey Senpai could greedily stuff his face once more.
20:08What's with Kiriya Senpai?
20:10He looks depressed about something.
20:12Cause Honey Senpai's back to eating snacks again.
20:15All those sweets get expensive.
20:17Excuse me.
20:19Hmm?
20:19Oh my.
20:20Looks like we have a new guest, gentlemen.
20:23Oh.
20:29Are you a fan of Mori Senpai?
20:32It's that girl.
20:40Well, Mori, I understand now.
20:43I know who you feel so strongly about.
20:46And it's okay.
21:05I must say, I find it a little surprising that it's Honey.
21:08To think he's so special to you.
21:10I don't know.
21:11It's just so...
21:13I can't explain it.
21:15It's just so...
21:16Yay!
21:18Huh?
21:22Congratulations!
21:23You've just taken your first big step into a brand new world.
21:31Mitsukami.
21:32You've made a mess.
21:37No, that's right, ladies!
21:38It's Moe!
21:39It's the greatest!
21:40I just can't get enough of it!
21:43You know, even though this whole thing may look and feel just like a happy ending, I'm not sure everyone
21:49out there would think Moe's the best way to wrap things up.
21:51Moe!
21:55Oh, good grief.
22:03I run and run a thousand miles
22:07And I am barely breathing
22:10Only the fuel of a passion heart
22:13Keeps this body strong and moving forward
22:17But could it be I've found a place to rest
22:21How far until I'm okay
22:23Trees of the town reveal the time has come
22:27Once again to shift our shade and color
22:31The world always changes around us
22:34But weakness will always remain
22:36Through all the pain
22:38Believe in who we are
22:41I hear it now
22:42Raise one hand to the sky
22:44Raise them both
22:45Lift them high
22:46And you'll cut through the darkness
22:48Make it grow
22:49The time to start is now
22:53And I can show you how
22:56Start with me
22:58And the world will be
22:59Even bigger than ever before
23:05Tamaki Senpai, why are you wearing a silk hat?
23:08And Kyoya Senpai, why are you on top of a mushroom?
23:10You're not doing a very good job of keeping up with the storyline
23:13Next time, Haruhi in Wonderland
23:15The Our Own Host Club will be waiting for you
23:17We'll see you then!
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