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00:01Kiss, kiss, fall in love
00:06Hey, hey, hey
00:09I see you come, I watch you go
00:12You never seem to leave me though
00:15So is this love or hate, we'll see
00:18You're making me crazy
00:20Inside my dreams, you're all I see
00:23Well, all I see is you and me
00:26Lady, maybe, or her style
00:29Why, I really don't mind
00:32If I am to choose a place
00:35In this garden of romance
00:38Maybe we could take this chance
00:41Maybe you're my last
00:44And I would like to buy
00:46A hand like yours to take mine
00:49And with my gift
00:51We could stop time and I fall in love with you
00:55Tomorrow, you'll fly away
00:58Let's place our hope into death
01:01Just you and me
01:02In our beautiful spring
01:05And we'll always fall in love
01:08Again
01:12Hey, hey
01:14Maybe you're my love
01:35Really?
01:36All the afternoon classes have been cancelled?
01:39You mean no one told you?
01:40It's going to be crazy around here for the next two days
01:43Oron is hosting an exposition for the cultural clubs
01:46Drama and choir clubs from a bunch of other schools have been invited
01:49It's a big event the school hosts annually
01:52Is that so?
01:54What?
01:54You've never tried it?
01:55Didn't anyone tell you that it's the preferred drink of the host club?
01:59And you are our manager, so you should drink it too
02:01Um, well I, I think I've heard of instant coffee before
02:05Oh, that's right
02:06Isn't that when the coffee beans have already been ground for you?
02:11That's just ground coffee
02:13Instant is something completely different
02:15I don't even think there are any coffee beans in instant coffee
02:18You just mix this powder with hot water and then drink it
02:21You don't have to brew it
02:22It's pretty awesome
02:23So it's basically just like coffee, but not as robust
02:27And yet it's strangely satisfying
02:30Now that you mention it, we just ran out of it, didn't we?
02:35Go buy us some more, Haruhi
02:37Why do I have to go get it?
02:39Because you're the only commoner, no one else knows where to buy it
02:42We've even been serving it to our guests lately
02:44And besides, it's part of your job
02:45But the cultural club exposition starts soon
02:48Yeah, but it's not mandatory, so if you're not interested, you don't have to go
02:51And with that being said, be careful out there
02:54Ha!
02:56Damn them
02:57I really hate rich people
02:59Thanks for helping them out, Haruhi
03:01No problem
03:02I just wish they'd buy their own instant coffee
03:05Well, I don't know if that'll ever happen
03:07But I'm glad they seem to be having a good time
03:09And it's all thanks to you
03:11All thanks to me?
03:14We've been in the same class with the twins ever since middle school
03:17They didn't used to be this cheerful and friendly
03:19They were always quiet and withdrawn
03:21They didn't have many friends
03:24It's like they didn't want anyone to get too close
03:26I don't think they liked school very much
03:29They seemed so bored by it
03:31I guess things started to change when the host club was created
03:34Since then, they've come out of their shells little by little
03:37Really?
03:42But they've really opened up since you've joined the host club
03:45Now they talk and joke with everyone in class
03:49That's why we wanted to make sure you knew how grateful we are to you
03:52Because of you, the twins are having fun and enjoying each day to the fullest
04:09It'd be a shame for any harm to come to that cute face of yours, young lady
04:26A challenge from Lobelia Girls Academy
04:39This looks like the place
04:45Welcome, ladies
04:49Well, well, well
04:51I see you ladies are from another school
04:53I certainly hope we haven't startled you
04:55We love first-time guests
05:00I'm glad you've come, princesses
05:02My darlings, even if the world were to be destroyed
05:05I'd put my life on the line as your faithful knight and servant
05:08I will protect you
05:10Oh my, do you really think you'd be able to protect us?
05:14That's awfully arrogant of you, wouldn't you agree?
05:16You think that's what a woman wants to hear?
05:19Well, you're wrong
05:21Come on, give him a break, sister Suzeron
05:23Men are just lowly lifeforms who don't care about anything
05:26Other than perpetuating their testosterone-laden image
05:29By protecting us, he is actually attempting to disguise the fact that he is weak and unable of even protecting
05:34himself
05:35You're such a clever girl, Hinagiku
05:38Don't you think that's a little harsh?
05:40Fine then, what do women like you want to hear?
05:43Maybe something like
05:44I would never leave my lover alone
05:57If we fight, it'll be together
06:00If we fail, we fail together
06:03Even if I were to die
06:06I promise you that I will never leave your side, my love
06:15Benibara, we thought you'd never show
06:17What are we going to do with you?
06:19So tell us where you found this lovely young lady
06:21I just met her outside of the school
06:24She may be dressed as a boy, but I knew the truth
06:27She has such pretty maidenly eyes
06:30Uh, thanks, I guess
06:32Wow, her skin is incredibly soft
06:35Isn't it, though?
06:36I think this one's going to be a little diamond in the rock
06:38Don't go touching my Haruhi without asking my permission
06:42Leave her alone
06:43She punched me!
06:45She's so violent!
06:47Get a hold of yourself!
06:49Guess the rumors we heard are true
06:51You guys are just a bunch of weak little punks
06:54With no sense between you
06:56Those uniforms
06:58I assume you ladies are from the Lobelia Girls Academy
07:02That's correct
07:10Lobelia!
07:12Lobelia!
07:13Lobelia!
07:16Saint Lobelia Academy
07:18High school, second year
07:19Benio Amacusa
07:21Lobelia!
07:24Lobelia!
07:25Second year student
07:25Chizuru Maihara
07:27Lobelia!
07:30Lobelia!
07:31First year student
07:31Hinako Suapuki
07:33Lobelia!
07:36Lobelia!
07:36We are the members of the Saint Lobelia Academy's White Lily League
07:41Also known as
07:43ask the and as
07:49Tazuka Club
07:54I'll tell you...
07:57...
08:08Use...
08:09...
08:09The Zooka Club?
08:14Oh, man, what a stupid name!
08:17The Zooka Club! My stomach hurts!
08:19The Zooka Club? That's priceless!
08:22They had those get-ups on under their uniforms!
08:28You shouldn't underestimate the Zooka Club!
08:40I may not know much about instant coffee, but I'm fascinated with girls' schools!
08:49See, Lobelia Academy! It is truly a woman's world there!
08:54The Zooka Club is a group of strong young maidens who consider women to be superior in every way!
09:01The club prides itself on its 30-year history. It's a society of maidens, by maidens, for maidens!
09:10Zooka Club activities include maiden tea parties, the maiden debate forum, and most importantly, musical reviews performed by the society's
09:19top members!
09:27You sure have a vast wealth of knowledge, Renge.
09:30Well, I've always admired St. Lobelius.
09:32I just couldn't go to school there, though. What would I do without any boys?
09:39A maiden's beauty. It means possessing a spirit pure enough to not give in to power or to lust.
09:47As a girl you, for a girl you, we've had quite enough of all your oppressive male contempt for womankind!
09:55And our pride... comes from having meaningful relationships based on equality.
10:03Because we're the same sex. And yes, that includes relationships of love.
10:09Yeah, you tell them, Benny-O.
10:11You're awesome, Benny-Bara!
10:15Whatever. We're so over it.
10:17Why don't you gals just scram?
10:19I find it hard to believe that you silly boys have nothing to say about her sublime female love!
10:23What the hell is she talking about?
10:25Hey, I haven't seen this one before. I guess it's a new one.
10:29You should feel sorry for them, Hinagiku.
10:31Their patented host skills don't work on us.
10:34Now they're all flustered and they don't know what to do with themselves.
10:37True.
10:38I must say I'm glad we decided to perform here.
10:41It was fun to sneak a peek at the notorious Oran Host Club.
10:45Hey guys, are we really notorious?
10:48Yeah.
10:50And to think they're dragging this sweet young girl down with them.
10:55Huh?
10:56The host club's president may be a pretty little heifer,
10:59but he shouldn't be using his looks to create a fictitious romance.
11:03Attempting to fool the heart of a pure young maiden is demeaning!
11:06Your so-called club activities are nothing more than debasing macho fantasies.
11:11I promise you, we will bring you guys down.
11:14The Oran Host Club will be abolished!
11:17All hail Super Club!
11:20I see. I understand your concern,
11:23but do you think maybe we could finish this later?
11:27Are you saying that you're not going to face us?
11:30Not at all.
11:31It's just that our president is still bedridden from the initial culture shock.
11:35You see, Tomacharn is having his nappy time right now.
11:38Wake him up!
11:40Excuse me, I made some coffee. Would you ladies like to have some?
11:43Why, yes. Aren't you the sweetest thing?
11:46You're a real pearl among swine.
11:48You know, coffee made by a maiden always has a more fragrant aroma.
11:52But this stuff's just instant.
11:54How about the four of us have a little tea party?
11:57You girls have it all wrong!
11:59Don't you see there's nothing to be gained in a romantic relationship between two women?
12:02If that were the case, then why did God create Adam and Eve?
12:12You gotta be more careful, Senpai.
12:20Thanks, Haruhi.
12:21Do you always carry bandages around with you?
12:24Nah, the supermarket was giving them out with the purchase of instant coffee.
12:28You always get free stuff at the supermarket.
12:31Free stuff?
12:33This little conversation doesn't seem to be going anywhere.
12:43Now that we know what's going on...
12:45We can't allow this maiden to stay here.
12:47We'll prepare her paperwork and have her transferred to Lobelia at once.
12:51And we'll welcome her into the Zuka Club.
12:58Hey, just wait a second, will ya?
13:01There seem to have been some misunderstandings here.
13:04I mean, first of all, you called Senpai a halfer.
13:07Cause he is a halfer.
13:08He's half French and half Japanese.
13:11Well, uh, anyway, I don't think it's fair for you to pick on the host club
13:14just because you don't think they have the same history as you do.
13:17We barely have any history. We were just founded two years ago.
13:20Yeah, the boss created it whenever he started high school here.
13:23Be that as it may,
13:24saying their club activities are only held to satisfy their appetites is just wrong.
13:29I mean, it's not like the host club is charging their guests or anything.
13:32While I wouldn't call it a charge, we do have a point system.
13:35We offer priority services based on the winning bids of auctions held on our website.
13:39Check this out, Haruhi.
13:41Your used mechanical pencil?
13:43Just sold with a winning bid of 30,000 yen.
13:46Good for you.
13:47What?! But I thought I'd lost that pencil!
13:49Why didn't you tell me about this before, Kyoya-senpai?
13:52I had no idea you were collecting money!
13:54So you thought we were all just working here as volunteers?
13:57While it's not much because of the expense of organizing events,
14:01we happen to make a small profit from the online auctions.
14:04You can't sell other people's things without asking permission!
14:06That's stealing!
14:07I wasn't stealing! You dropped that pencil on the floor!
14:10Grrrr!
14:13Sorry, Haruhi!
14:14It's not like we were hiding it from you!
14:16Here, you can have mine! It's got a cute teddy bear on it!
14:19Senpai, I don't want your pencil.
14:21Then to make it up to you, how about I do this?
14:23I'll tell you the secrets to my success and my fondest memories!
14:27Not to be rude, Senpai, but I'm not really interested in that information.
14:32Not interested?
14:35Oh, you poor dear. I can't believe they've been deceiving you.
14:39Hey, why don't you just dump these losers and come with us?
14:43Hold on, Hinagiku. This young maiden has had quite a day.
14:46We'll give you some time to think about it.
14:48We'll come back for your answer tomorrow.
14:51Well then, adieu.
15:04I'd better be going. I've got some thinking to do.
15:16Why did you have to tell her the truth? You just added fuel to the fire!
15:20The facts are the facts.
15:21Maybe we should have asked before we sold her pencil on the internet.
15:25Yeah, for all we know, it was a keepsake from her mother.
15:28Nah, it was just a freebie they were giving out at an electronics store.
15:36Gentlemen, just think about it.
15:40Haruhi may be basically indifferent, but if she had to choose,
15:43we know that she tends to favor men's clothing.
15:46And besides, when she first joined the host club, didn't she tell us?
15:51Being a host and getting fussed over by a bunch of girls might not be that bad.
16:01Why didn't I realize this before?
16:04Perhaps they would be a better match for Haruhi.
16:07Maybe she'd be better off with the Zooka club.
16:13Yeah, she's perfect for a girls' school.
16:17Haruhi-chan is going to transfer away!
16:19What are we going to do?
16:20How did he so smart?
16:21Passing Lobelia scholarship tests will be a piece of cake!
16:24And Lobelia Academy has the money to pay off the 8 million yen debt she owes us.
16:28Calm down, gentlemen.
16:29It'll be alright.
16:30Listen to what I have to say.
16:33I have a secret plan.
16:49For more, are we going to do bests for the Fat daran?
16:52No?
16:54Oh, well we need that星, let's go down.
17:00I know I can imagine where I'm with Anna and goes wild.
17:11I thought today's performance went extremely well.
17:14Our singing and acting skills are admired wherever we go.
17:18That's true. But the main event has yet to begin. Right, girls?
17:34Hi, young maiden.
17:35We've come for your decision. Are you prepared to leave?
17:38We're ready to confront those Ulran Host Club idiots and set things straight once and for all.
17:43Set what straight?
17:44That you should come with us and go to school with your own kind.
18:02Ulran!
18:06Ulran!
18:08Ulran!
18:10Ulran!
18:13Ulran!
18:15Ulran!
18:16Host Club!
18:21Ulran!
18:23Oh, Haruhi. Welcome back.
18:25Look, Haruhi-chan! I'm a princess now! Aren't they cute?
18:29Ugh! What is the meaning of this? Are you trying to make fun of womenkind?
18:33What?
18:34No, that's not it at all. Everything's going according to plan.
18:37Our strategy is guaranteed to make even a crying child smile.
18:41It's the freebie campaign!
18:45My dears, you ladies have all lived sheltered lives at Lobelia.
18:49So you might not know, the commoners are weak.
18:52They have a weakness for free things.
18:54Haruhi, you may be distracted by the Zooka Club, but choose us.
18:58And you gain not only a host club full of brothers, but sisters as well.
19:07See? This way you can experience feminine bonding while staying in the host club.
19:13Isn't that a great idea?
19:15Aren't I pretty?
19:17We're the Atatian sisters.
19:19Which one of us is prettier?
19:20I'm just teasing you.
19:23Listen, Haruhi-chan!
19:25You can call me Big Sis from now on.
19:31Who are you?
19:32Do you idiots really think you can win her over like this?
19:35I've had enough of your fooling around!
19:43This is too much!
19:44I don't even get what you're trying to do!
19:47I knew you were a bunch of goofballs, but jeez!
19:54Are we really that funny?
19:56Call me Big Sister!
19:58Come on, do it!
19:59Just say it!
20:00Big Sister!
20:01Say it, please!
20:04Come on!
20:04Come on, cut it out!
20:06What were you thinking?
20:07What's gotten into you guys?
20:09We did this because we don't want you to leave the host club, Haruhi.
20:16Well, Maiden, have you made a choice?
20:19Yeah, I have.
20:20I'm sorry, but your club's not for me.
20:22I think the idea of a girls' school is great, and your views are very unique and interesting.
20:27But I came to this school with a goal and a plan for my future, so while I appreciate your
20:31offer, I really already knew that I was never going to leave War on Academy.
20:39Haruhi!
21:04Haruhi!
21:06We're not going to give up on you, Maiden.
21:09I swear this to you.
21:11Someday we'll come and rescue you from this place!
21:15And when we do, we'll abolish the Oron host club!
21:22Well, adieu.
21:38And so a new rival, the Zooka Club, has appeared.
21:43From this point on, the story's going to get even more exciting.
21:46What's going to happen to our beloved host club boys next?
21:49Hang in there, host club!
21:50Don't give up, boys!
21:52Hey!
21:53It's not your job to cook things up!
21:55Hey!
21:55Hey!
22:03I run and run a thousand miles
22:07And I am barely breathing
22:10Only the fuel of a passion heart
22:13Keeps this body strong and moving forward
22:18But could it be I found a place to rest?
22:21How far until I'm okay?
22:24Trees of the town reveal the time has come
22:27Once again to shift our shade and colors
22:31The world always changes around us
22:34But weakness will always remain
22:37Through all the pain
22:38Believe in who we are
22:41I hear it now
22:42Raise one hand to the sky
22:44Raise them both
22:45Lift them high and you'll cut through the darkness
22:47Make it go!
22:49The time to start is now
22:53And I can show you how
22:56Start with me and the world will be
22:59Even bigger than ever before
23:05Is Haruhi really suffering in a life of poverty?
23:07I have to go see for myself
23:09You're just going to cause trouble, you don't need to come over
23:11Whoa, you're Haruhi's father?
23:13Next time, a day in the life of the Fujioka family
23:15The Auron Host Club will be waiting for you
23:18We'll see you then!
23:20We'll see you then!
23:20You can't believe you if you are the one!
23:21What's your life?
23:21You
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