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00:02It happens in every marriage.
00:06Couples accumulate lovely things.
00:10Things that make a house a home.
00:13But when the home is broken, these things must be divided.
00:18The most dignified way to do this is for each spouse to keep what is most important to them.
00:25And Bree and Orson Hodge were nothing.
00:29If not, dignified.
00:31I assume you want the pewter cat?
00:34That was my gift to you.
00:36You adored it, as I recall. That's why I'm giving you the choice.
00:43And what about that hummel from your aunt?
00:45It's ugly as sin, but she insists that it's valuable.
00:48You keep it. Keep everything.
00:50There's only one thing in this house that I want.
00:52I know, but I'm the one thing you can't have.
00:55Please, you have to forgive me.
00:57Listen, every wife understands that her husband will make a few mistakes.
01:01Forgotten anniversary, the occasional harsh word.
01:04But we all have to draw the line somewhere.
01:06And I'm drawing mine at the attempted murder of my best friend's husband.
01:09Bree, if I could open up my heart and show you how sorry I am, I would.
01:13But I can't.
01:14There must be something else I could do.
01:21There is one thing.
01:22Name it.
01:24Turn yourself into the police.
01:27But the statute of limitations hasn't run out. They would arrest me.
01:31And you'd probably go to prison.
01:32Yes, I could go away for years.
01:34Exactly. And if you could muster that kind of moral courage, I think I could forgive you.
01:40Oh, come on.
01:42I promise I'll wait for you.
01:47Bree, I can't go to prison.
01:53Very well.
01:59So do you want the cat or not?
02:01In any separation, it's only fair that each spouse get to keep what is most important to them.
02:10That's how Bree Hodge got to keep her pewter cat.
02:15And Orson Hodge got to hold on to his freedom.
02:23The suburbs are flush with a certain kind of fool.
02:27You know the type.
02:29The man who opens his door to total strangers.
02:33The woman who never uses her latch.
02:37It never occurs to them that letting someone into their home
02:43means letting them into their lives.
02:46Hi, I'm Allie.
02:47I understand you've got a room to rent.
02:49Yeah, come on in.
02:50So because of my husband's disability, our financial situation has changed.
02:54And we have this big house.
02:56Well, it's an amazing place.
02:57And I love the room. I can't believe it's still available.
03:00Well, you know...
03:03Anyhow, you have a great credit score.
03:05Oh, what was that?
03:07What was what?
03:08Ellie, did she just give me a dirty look?
03:12Uh...
03:12Yeah, I thought so.
03:15I'm sorry, Ellie.
03:17There's been some tension between my husband and me.
03:19See, the truth is we could have had the room rented by now if my husband wasn't so paranoid.
03:24Why? Because I wouldn't let the Swedish bodybuilder move in?
03:26You're as blind as a fruit bat. How would you know if he's a bodybuilder?
03:29I brushed up against him. I felt his bicep. It was huge.
03:33That wasn't his bicep. Why do you think he rushed out of here?
03:37Okay, I normally dig this sort of interpersonal stuff, but I have a class in 20, so back to me.
03:44You're right, Ellie. My husband was totally inappropriate.
03:47So, a class. Are you a teacher?
03:49Actually, I'm an art student. My life was working pretty well.
03:53And so I decided to junk it and learn how to paint fruit.
03:56Stupid, right?
03:58No. It's gutsy.
04:00Well, we like you, Ellie.
04:02And if you have first and last month's rent, we'd like you even more.
04:06Fantastic. I just hit the bank.
04:08So, do you mind cash?
04:10Oh, no. I love cash. Cash and I go way back.
04:15So, are you okay with this or do you need to grow up her, too?
04:18So, that really wasn't the guy's arm?
04:20It had an elbow.
04:25Is this the clean pile?
04:28Because I'm not seeing it.
04:29You know what? Do them all again.
04:30This time, use a little elbow grease.
04:35How are they doing?
04:36They're not suffering enough for my taste.
04:39Are you sure that washing dishes is the right punishment?
04:41Well, gee, I'm kind of at a loss here, Tom.
04:43Dr. Spock didn't have a chapter on how to punish your kids for burning down a building.
04:46I just don't feel like we're handling this right.
04:50Maybe we should take them to therapy.
04:53Tom, they're not serial killers.
04:55They're two little boys who were afraid their parents were breaking up.
04:58But still.
04:59No.
05:00We can handle this in-house.
05:01We can make sure they never do anything like this again.
05:05Fine.
05:06We'll try it your way.
05:08But this next month is gonna be like boot camp for these guys.
05:12They are going to be cleaning out the gutters, taking out the trash, mowing the lawns.
05:16Wait a second. Those are your chores.
05:17No time to talk. Dinner shift's starting.
05:22Okay. This is the place.
05:25Oh, here. Let me throw that away for you.
05:26No, I'm not finished with it.
05:29It's a Lamaze class. I guarantee you I will not be the only woman in there holding a chimichanga.
05:35Wow. It's all couples.
05:37I wish Mike didn't have that rehab thing tonight.
05:40Do you want me to stay? I can skip the movie.
05:42Oh, no. No, it's okay. I'll be fine.
05:44Okay. Have fun.
05:59Quit eyeing it, I ain't sharing.
06:04Okay. Don't talk. Just listen.
06:06Remember last year when I brought up Dad's new girlfriend and you said you never wanted to hear another word
06:08about one of his skanks again?
06:10No.
06:11Okay. Well, I just spotted them in the hallway.
06:13And there's something you should know.
06:19Oh, my God.
06:20Okay, you're all caught up.
06:21He got a skank pregnant and you didn't tell me.
06:23I tried, remember? I said Dad and Marissa are about to and then you stopped me and then you said
06:27talk to the hand and I said no one says that anymore.
06:28Okay, I get it.
06:29One more thing. They're married. See ya.
06:32Susie Q. What a small world. Look how fat you are.
06:39Hello, Carl.
06:40Marissa. This is Susan, my ex-wife.
06:43Hello. It's so nice to finally meet you. Honey, I'm gonna go sign us in and get us a couple
06:50mats.
06:50Okay.
06:53Can you believe this? What are the chances we'd end up having more kids, huh? Especially you.
06:59What does that mean?
07:00I'm just saying most eggs your age don't take. How are you?
07:04Okay, clearly this is not going to work. So why don't you take your child bride and find another class?
07:08I know. She's young. Makes you want to have work done, huh?
07:12Or should I say, more work done.
07:14The only work I've had done was getting 185 pounds of ugly fat sucked out of my house.
07:19You're jealous. I get it. She's gorgeous, funny, a law professor.
07:24Oh, no, no, no. Those are not the legs of a law professor.
07:27Not that she needs to work. I just made partner at my firm, thanks.
07:31I keep telling her, slow down. If you need something to do, why not oversee the remodel of our new
07:36ski chalet?
07:39Well, I'd better get back to Marissa. And by the way, you're dripping.
07:51Bye, Mom. I'm leaving.
07:53Be home by 10.
07:5410? But it's almost 8 now.
07:56Yes, and it's also a school night.
08:00Fine. Introduce me to this boy and we'll talk about making a curfew later.
08:05Yeah, maybe some other night.
08:06Sweetie, I'm going to have to meet him eventually.
08:08It's just... I don't even know if I like him yet.
08:12When I do, you can meet him.
08:15I'll be home by 10.
08:21Hey, Dad.
08:22Hey, Princess.
08:22Let's go. I'm starving.
08:28Honey, I can't find my nail file. Have you seen it?
08:31Is that some kind of joke?
08:33All right. Keep forgetting you're useless.
08:37I'm going to see if Ellie has one.
08:41Hey, Ellie, you got a sec? Be right there.
08:46Hey, what's up?
08:48Hey, um...
08:49Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were... entertaining.
08:54Hi, I'm Gabby Solis.
08:56Hey.
08:57Um, so what do you need?
09:00Oh, you know what? It can wait. I'll see you in the morning.
09:09Okay, that was weird.
09:10What?
09:12Earlier tonight, I saw a guy coming out of Ellie's room, so I assumed it was her boyfriend.
09:17But just now, I caught her in there with another guy.
09:19Okay. So we have two tramps living in our house.
09:23That was for the useless comment, wasn't it?
09:26Mm-hmm. And it felt good.
09:31Oh, it sounds like he's leaving.
09:33I hope it's not because of me.
09:36Maybe I should go apologize.
09:52Okay, there may be two tramps in this house, but only one of them is getting paid.
10:00Hey, Lynette. Ida's cat got out again. You haven't seen him, have you?
10:03No. Sorry. I hope you find him.
10:06Well, if he's anything like I, he'll wander into my house drunk the next time, guiding when I design.
10:12Wait, hold on. I have to fix this.
10:17This is so unfair.
10:19Yeah, I know. I hate her.
10:21How come she's not in trouble?
10:23Because we started the fight, you idiot. So now we have to be punished.
10:27I know, but it was her idea.
10:30Boys.
10:33Who are you talking about?
10:40Kayla, can I speak to you for a second?
10:43I guess.
10:45I need to ask you something, and I want you to tell me the truth, okay?
10:51Did you have anything to do with the fire at Rick's restaurant?
10:55Did someone say I did?
10:56I'm looking for a yes or no answer here.
11:01I didn't start the fire.
11:03No. The twins did, but they say it was your idea.
11:07It was a joke. I didn't think they'd actually do it.
11:11Kayla, why would you even joke about something like that?
11:16We heard you and Daddy talking about how Rick wanted to take you away.
11:20Porter was so mad, he wanted to blow Rick up.
11:23Preston told him he could use dynamite.
11:25I told him that was stupid.
11:27No one has dynamite in their house.
11:30But everyone has matches.
11:33Do you have any idea what you've done? Someone could have been killed.
11:37But they weren't.
11:38But it doesn't matter.
11:40Intentionally setting a fire is a very serious crime.
11:44Don't you get that?
11:46I do.
11:48That's why I think it's good you're punishing the twins.
11:51They're really bad kids.
11:53And they need to learn.
12:07I told you we'd be overdressed.
12:09There's nothing wrong with that.
12:10Shows our respect for Lamaze.
12:12And you know, the whole birthing process.
12:17Or is that your ex-husband's here.
12:19Carl? Is he here?
12:22What a freakish...
12:23Don't even bother.
12:24Why didn't you just tell me?
12:26Because I knew you'd make a switch to another class.
12:27Last time I was here, Carl kept throwing his perfect life in my face.
12:30And I just wanted to come back here and show him that we were doing well, too.
12:33Hence the sport coat.
12:35Hence. That's classy.
12:37Say a lot of hence when we see him.
12:39Susan, I'm not gonna lie about who I am.
12:40I'm not asking you to lie. I'm just saying spin.
12:42Why won't you spin?
12:44I don't know.
12:45Hey, plumber.
12:46Somebody clog the toilet?
12:50Hi, man.
12:52Hey, guys.
12:53Mike, you remember Carl.
12:54And this is Carl's wife, Marissa.
12:57Hello.
12:59So how's things going?
13:00Are you still spending most of your time with your head under a sink?
13:03Actually, I hired a couple of guys.
13:05And they do all the work.
13:07I just sit back and cash the checks.
13:08Hence the sport coat.
13:10Yeah, you guys look fantastic.
13:11I feel like such a slob.
13:13Kind of overdressed, aren't you?
13:14Well, after this, we have a big party to go to.
13:17Yeah, our social life is just crazy.
13:19These days, it seems like every night we have some fancy party.
13:22It's just bananas.
13:23Why don't you ever take me out?
13:25Hey, at least I didn't ditch you on the first day of the Mons class.
13:28I didn't ditch Susan.
13:29I was getting my 30-day chip.
13:32What, you like an alky?
13:36Drugs, actually.
13:37Prescription drugs.
13:38But I went through rehab, and I'm clean now.
13:42Wow.
13:43Congratulations.
13:44Okay, people.
13:45Time to get started.
13:46Take your seats.
13:49So your hubby's been in rehab.
13:51That's just bananas.
13:58Wow.
13:58I know.
13:59Turns out the whole thing was Kayla's idea.
14:02Well, I guess Porter and Preston have a new dishwashing buddy, huh?
14:07No.
14:08I think it goes a little further than that.
14:10I think we have a seriously troubled young girl.
14:14She needs professional help.
14:19Like therapy?
14:20You brought it up before, and in this case, I really don't think we have a choice.
14:23Interesting.
14:24So the boys who actually physically set the fire, they don't need therapy.
14:28But Kayla, who only talked about it, she does.
14:30You didn't see her.
14:31She just sat there playing with her doll with this kind of eerie calm.
14:36Oh, she was calm.
14:37Yeah, better nip that in the bud.
14:39No, you're missing my point.
14:41No, I get your point.
14:42There are different rules for my kid than there are for yours.
14:47Well, yeah.
14:48Think of what that poor girl has been through.
14:51And on top of that, her mom was kind of a psycho.
14:57Okay, you're saying that Kayla is a psycho now.
15:01I am just saying apple tree.
15:05Maybe not so far.
15:07And I'm just saying my daughter is fine.
15:10No therapy.
15:24Orson, what are you doing here?
15:26Marie, it's so good to see you.
15:28I have been doing some thinking.
15:29Yes, I can smell the thinking on your breath.
15:32Are you insane driving in this condition?
15:33No, I didn't.
15:34I arrived sober, and I drank while I waited.
15:37I am a law-abiding man.
15:38Except for the occasional hit and run.
15:40Ah, the incident.
15:42That's what I'm here to talk about.
15:45I am prepared to meet your condition and go to the police.
15:49You are?
15:50Yes, I have it all figured out.
15:52The key is the sleepwalking.
15:54Susan saw it.
15:55We'll find a psychiatrist to testify that I was sleepwalking when I drove a car.
15:59It's brilliant.
16:00No, it's a pathetic fantasy fueled by cowardice and Amaretto Sowers.
16:03You committed a crime, Orson. Face it.
16:08I just want to come home.
16:10Please.
16:13Hey!
16:14Glad you two are patching things up.
16:16But take the makeup sex inside.
16:18Edie, would you do me a favor and take Orson back to his apartment?
16:20I have to let my sitter go home.
16:22Uh, alright.
16:24Hop in.
16:25No, no.
16:26Please, don't make me go back there.
16:28The other divorced men are trying to start a book club.
16:31Oh, for God's sakes.
16:33You can sleep it off on my couch tonight.
16:36Now hitch up your skirt and get in.
16:38Yeah.
16:42There have been men coming out of her room at all hours of the night and I saw her counting
16:46a wad of cash.
16:47So long story short, I need your help to get that hooker out of my house.
16:52What do you want us to do?
16:54Well, I've got no solid evidence and she's got a lease.
16:57So, Bob, I was hoping you could solicit her services. That way I'll have proof.
17:03You do know I'm gay, right?
17:05Exactly.
17:06You people are theatrical.
17:07And I need someone I can count on to give a decent performance.
17:11I don't know.
17:12I'll do it.
17:16What?
17:17Well, no offense.
17:18I just think Bob has a better shot at pulling it off.
17:21He's a little more...
17:22Butch.
17:23I know.
17:25You hear that, honey?
17:25Please.
17:26The only way you'd be convincing as a straight guy is if you died and came back as a straight
17:30guy.
17:31I'm sorry.
17:32Who went to their senior prom?
17:33With a girl.
17:35Yeah, Susie Sellers, gaymaker.
17:37If you're looking for Butch, you should know that I played Tony in West Side Story to rave reviews.
17:42He also made out with Officer Kropke during intermission.
17:47Well, I really don't care who does it.
17:51Just get it done.
17:53And...
17:53Don't wear that.
18:00Ugh.
18:00Never watch a C-section film if you had a calzone for lunch.
18:07Everything okay?
18:10Did you have to tell Carl about rehab?
18:12You said I didn't have to lie.
18:14Yeah, but that doesn't mean you have to go blurting all our deepest, darkest secrets.
18:17It's not dark. It's part of who I am.
18:19Plus, one of the first things they teach you in the program is it's not healthy to keep secrets.
18:23Hence the honesty.
18:24Oh, enough with the hints.
18:27I'm just saying that some things are private, and I think that you can be honest without being inappropriate.
18:33When I said it, his wife congratulated me. Did you notice that?
18:37And Carl made his happy monkey face. Did you notice that?
18:40You know what, Susan?
18:42This reminds me of the battle I have to fight every day for the rest of my life.
18:46That's what's important to me.
18:48I don't give a rat's ass what your ex-husband thinks.
18:57This isn't Dr. Kagan's office.
18:59Well, actually, this is a different kind of doctor.
19:01You know? The kind you can talk to.
19:03You brought me to a shrink?
19:05Well, I thought you might like to have a safe place where you could share your feelings.
19:09You know?
19:11With your mom's death and moving in with us, you've been through a lot.
19:16That was a long time ago. I'm fine.
19:18Well, good.
19:19But sometimes, when you go through hard things, it changes the way you think.
19:25Maybe we have trouble telling the difference between what's right or what's wrong.
19:30I don't have any trouble with that.
19:32Actually, you do. That's why you're here. So let's just wait and talk to the doctor.
19:36Okay?
19:46You know what, Lynette?
19:47Maybe I should talk to the doctor about right and wrong.
19:51Good.
19:52Then maybe I should talk to the police.
19:54What? No. Sweetie, we don't need to do that.
19:58Really? Because what the twins did is a crime.
20:00I mean, like you said, someone could have been killed.
20:03So, if we don't go to the police, wouldn't that be wrong?
20:07You don't understand.
20:09No, I do. If I have to talk to the shrink, I have to talk to the cops.
20:17Hi. You must be Kayla. I'm all ready for you.
20:20Actually, I think we're okay. We resolved our problems just sitting in your waiting room.
20:28Boy, you're good.
20:30Okay, so we're gonna go.
20:39Target in place. We're a go.
20:48What is he wearing?
20:51He looks like the lost member of Wham!
20:53He thinks the outfit makes him look straight. Just be thankful I got the toothpick out of his mouth.
21:01Must he put his hand on his hip like that?
21:04Pitch up, for God's sakes.
21:07What? What do you think I am?
21:09Uh-oh.
21:11Oh, crap! Abort! Abort!
21:14I'm sorry!
21:15You are a pig and I'm gonna kick your ass!
21:17Ow!
21:18Abort! What are you doing?
21:19Your creepy neighbor!
21:20He came over here and offered me money to sleep with him.
21:23Gabby, tell her!
21:24Tell me what?
21:27He did the same thing to me.
21:30Hey! That's enough, Gabby. Tell her, or I will.
21:34What's going on?
21:37Here's the thing.
21:39I thought you were a hooker.
21:41So I had Lee proposition you so I could catch you in the act.
21:45But guess what? You passed the test.
21:47Yay!
21:48Everybody inside for margaritas!
21:55Ellie, wait!
21:57I made a mistake!
21:58Can we please talk about this?
22:00Dude, you just told your neighbors that I'm a whore!
22:03Look at it from my point of view.
22:04You're an attractive woman.
22:06Guys are coming and going.
22:07I saw you take money from one of them.
22:09What am I supposed to think?
22:14All right.
22:15You might as well know.
22:19I do tattoos.
22:21You do what?
22:22See, I've been working downtown and I have this jerk of a boss who takes 70% of my money.
22:29So, I'm trying to earn enough cash to finally open my own shop.
22:34You've been running a tattoo parlor out of my house?
22:36I know.
22:37I'm sorry I lied.
22:40I'll be gone in the morning.
22:41Okay, Ellie, wait.
22:43You don't have to go.
22:44Are you sure?
22:45Because I have to keep doing my work to pay for school.
22:48Well, I suppose I could look the other way for a few months.
22:51It's the least I could do for thinking you're a whore.
22:56Forgive me.
22:57Of course.
23:16Oh, hi.
23:22Hi, Edie.
23:22Thanks again for helping me out last night.
23:24Oh, no problem.
23:26Orson's car is still parked at my house.
23:28Um, did he mention when he'd be coming back to pick it up?
23:30Well, why don't you ask him yourself?
23:31He's in the shower.
23:35He spent the night here?
23:37Apparently, he's not a big fan of Fairview Towers and he was so drunk and whiny, I just let him
23:41ride my couch.
23:42Well, um, just so you know, in the future, I'm not comfortable with that.
23:47This can't happen again.
23:50I agree.
23:51What are you getting at?
23:53Oh, I think you know.
23:55Tell me anyway.
23:56Just in case you're not saying I'm a big slut.
23:58Oh, come on, Edie.
24:00You know Carlos, Mike, Carl?
24:02You do have a way at picking at other women's leftovers.
24:05First of all, I am not attracted to Orson.
24:08I mean, that would be like having sex with PBS.
24:10Yes.
24:10And second, just because I don't like your attitude, I'm gonna let him stay as long as he wants.
24:15Edie!
24:15Days.
24:16Weeks.
24:17Might even let him hang my Christmas lights.
24:18Come on, Edie.
24:19Think of our friendship.
24:26How'd you expect me to react, Lynette?
24:28You took her to therapy behind my back.
24:30And I wouldn't have done that unless I thought we had a serious problem, which we do.
24:33Why?
24:33Because she threatened you?
24:35Of course she did.
24:35You ambushed her.
24:36Mom, it is one thing not to want to admit something's wrong with your kid.
24:39It's another to just bury your head in the sand.
24:41Who's burying their head in the sand?
24:42You are!
24:43No, no, no.
24:43You're distorting reality.
24:46I'm not!
24:46What would be my agenda?
24:47You can't pull the crap like this.
25:02Whoa!
25:04What are you doing?
25:05I jumped off the roof.
25:06It was awesome.
25:07Nobody.
25:08Yeah.
25:09It's just like a parachute.
25:10You wanna try it?
25:12But maybe it won't work.
25:14It will.
25:15It will.
25:15I just did it.
25:16If you want, I can show you.
25:19Oh, wait.
25:20You're in trouble.
25:22You can't.
25:25Never mind.
25:34You're a pair of your head in the sand.
25:35You're a pair of your head in the sand.
25:35There's so many opportunities that you could look and see what's going on.
25:39I am not.
25:39You can't pull crap like this Lynette.
25:41Either you treat Kayla like she's your own kid.
25:42Come on, I do.
25:44Mom!
25:47Ow!
25:47Ow!
25:48Ow!
25:49Ow!
25:49Ow!
25:49Ow!
25:49Oh my God!
25:49Oh my God!
25:50What happened?
25:51Is he okay?
25:53Porter!
25:53Get down off that roof!
25:56Ow!
25:56Ow!
25:56Ow!
25:57It hurts!
25:57Oh, we gotta take him to the hospital.
25:59Okay, you stay here.
26:00You take care of the kids.
26:01I will take them to the hospital.
26:02No, you both go.
26:03I got the kids.
26:04Go, go, go, go.
26:04Thanks, Karen.
26:05Here, buddy.
26:07It's okay, sweetie.
26:07You're gonna be just fine.
26:09Here.
26:26Hey, Susie.
26:27Where's the plumber?
26:29Fishing a wedding ring out of some housewife's grease strap?
26:32He's not feeling well.
26:34I see Marissa isn't here either.
26:36Yeah.
26:37She got stuck at her book signing.
26:39She writes books.
26:40Like you.
26:41Only hers are for grown-ups.
26:43And they sell.
26:44Okay, Carl.
26:45You win.
26:46You happy?
26:47Whoa.
26:49What's this about?
26:50Just drop the act.
26:51You are so loving this.
26:53You ended up with the Miss America with a law degree.
26:56And I ended up with the pill head plumber.
26:59Bravo.
27:01Damn it!
27:01Why won't this unroll?
27:04You know, Marissa's not perfect.
27:07We have our problems like anyone else.
27:09Oh, really?
27:11You guys live one day at a time?
27:14Is your first thought when she's late that maybe she's out using again?
27:17Or maybe she's dead?
27:21It just seems like everything is so fragile right now.
27:26Which is not the way you want it to be when you're about to have a baby.
27:36So you're worried you might be having a kid with an unreliable guy?
27:40I get it.
27:40You did that once before.
27:42Uh, yeah.
27:43That guy was the worst.
27:45Wasn't I though?
27:46I cheated.
27:48Drank too much.
27:49I made that play for your cousin.
27:51Oh, right.
27:52You didn't know about that.
27:54That never happened.
27:55Anyway.
27:56I lied about every bit of it.
27:58At least Mike's trying to be honest.
28:01I know.
28:02Just wish I could fast forward through my life and see that everything ends up okay.
28:08Hey, don't tell the plumber this, but he's a good guy.
28:12I think he's gonna be there for you in a way that I never was.
28:20Which cousin?
28:23Oh, look.
28:23A model of the uterus.
28:27He's a big gray cat.
28:28See if you can just keep an eye out.
28:30Of course.
28:31Actually, Karen, when I'm done here, I could go try to find Toby for you.
28:33Thanks, Bree.
28:34I appreciate that.
28:35Oh, if you do find him, don't look him in the eye.
28:37It angries him up.
28:42It's very nice of you to help her.
28:44And to take your mind off of everything with Orson, too.
28:47I hope so.
28:48Truth is, I miss him.
28:49And I'll probably let him come home eventually.
28:51I just need to know he understands the gravity of what he did.
28:55Well, I don't know what he did, but be careful.
28:58Some men say they're going to change, and they can't.
29:03Oh, hello, Dylan.
29:05You look lovely.
29:05She has a date with a boy I haven't met yet.
29:09It's just a movie.
29:10It's no big deal.
29:11Be that as it may, it's the, what, third time you've gone out?
29:15I don't even know his name.
29:17Mom, I told you I'm not ready for you to meet him.
29:19When I am, you'll know.
29:21Good night, Mrs. Hodge.
29:22All right.
29:25Okay, back to business.
29:26How do you feel about Parker House roles?
29:29I mean, personally, I think they're played out.
29:31Actually, Bree, can we pick this up again tomorrow?
29:35Well, of course.
29:36Is everything all right?
29:37Oh, yes.
29:38I just need to go spy on my daughter.
29:41The key is to keep one car between yours and hers at all times.
29:44Have fun.
29:49We should probably get the check.
29:52I have to be back by 10.
29:54We should still have time for coffee?
29:56I don't want to push it.
29:57Mom was all over me tonight.
30:00I'm sorry about that.
30:02Whatever, it's fine.
30:04No, it's not.
30:05I can see how hard this whole thing is on you.
30:08It makes me wish if we could just tell her the truth.
30:15I don't know.
30:17Well, it's your choice.
30:19And you're probably right.
30:21We got a good thing going here.
30:22I don't want to ruin it.
30:25But I'll tell you something.
30:27If it was only up to me, I'd come clean.
30:32You would?
30:34Absolutely.
30:35That way I could tell your mom how sorry I am.
30:39I wouldn't expect her to forgive me.
30:42But I could hope she could at least see I've changed.
30:51But whatever you want to do is okay by me.
31:17Okay, thank you.
31:20Well, I've got a room at a hotel in Mount Pleasant.
31:23I guess I'll get going.
31:25Oh, it's late.
31:26Why not just go tomorrow?
31:28Well, I feel like I'm imposing.
31:30You are?
31:32But you make a decent martini.
31:34So what the hell?
31:36Oh.
31:37You like the Hodge formula, huh?
31:40You see the secret.
31:41I don't hear shaking.
31:45By the way, did you see Bree when you were coming home?
31:49Oh.
31:51No, I didn't.
31:53I keep thinking she's going to call me.
31:55Look, you don't have to talk about it if you don't want to,
31:57but what the heck happened over at Ken and Barbie's dream house?
32:01I made a mistake.
32:03Bree won't forgive me.
32:04See, that's the problem with the Bree's of this world.
32:07They're too damn perfect.
32:09I mean, they don't understand that people like you and me,
32:13what if we screw up?
32:14Yeah, well, this was no ordinary mistake.
32:16This was, this was something terrible.
32:20Was it something gay?
32:21What?
32:22Of course it wasn't. Keep talking.
32:25Trust me.
32:26Bree will never forgive me.
32:28You know what? Maybe she shouldn't.
32:30Maybe I'm not worthy of forgiveness.
32:35Well, are you sorry for what you did?
32:40Yes. More than anyone will ever know.
32:43Well, then you're worthy.
32:51Thank you, Edie.
32:54Don't start.
32:56I'm drunk. I'm going to start crying too. Come on.
32:59You're a good person, Edie Britt.
33:02Well, you're not so bad yourself.
33:14I don't think this.
33:16You're right.
33:18Bad idea.
33:20I blame the heart formula.
33:23Yes.
33:27You're probably tired.
33:28Let me get your room ready for you.
33:44Mom?
33:46Can I talk to you?
33:48Of course.
33:55I guess I just have to say it.
33:59I've been lying to you.
34:01There is no boy.
34:03And?
34:06And...
34:07Oh, I've been meeting someone.
34:09That part is true.
34:12But it's Dad.
34:15I've been meeting Dad.
34:19Really?
34:21So you're not upset?
34:24You made it very clear that you wanted to meet your father.
34:28So I knew this day was coming.
34:30And I prepared myself.
34:34Well, can I go get him then?
34:43Come in! She says it's okay!
34:54Hey, Kathy.
34:58Been a long time.
35:01Dylan, why don't you go up to your room so we can catch up?
35:07It's alright.
35:08Really.
35:09Go ahead.
35:17You did a great job with her.
35:18She's a wonderful girl.
35:24You look fantastic.
35:26Haven't aged a day.
35:34Look, I'm here for Dylan, okay?
35:36I'm sure that's what you told her.
35:39And I'm sure she believed it.
35:41Because she doesn't know you.
35:44But I do.
35:45No, you don't, Kathy.
35:48Not anymore.
35:49It's been a long time.
35:50Twelve years.
35:50I don't know exactly how long it's been.
35:53Okay.
35:54Good.
35:55Because...
35:57I've changed.
35:58I'm a different man now.
36:01You have to admit that that's possible, right?
36:05You've changed, huh?
36:07Well, maybe you have.
36:10I have.
36:11Like to know how?
36:12Sure.
36:14Do you want to tell me?
36:17I'm not scared of you anymore.
36:19I'm not scared of you anymore.
36:21Good.
36:22You don't have to be.
36:26I'm not the same woman you knocked around.
36:30The woman you punched.
36:32Choked.
36:34The one whose blood you licked off your knuckles.
36:38She's gone.
36:41So you'll just have to prove you're a man.
36:45Some other way.
36:48You trying to make me mad, Kathy?
36:54I didn't know I still could.
37:00Can I?
37:05This is a lot to deal with after so long, I guess.
37:08I shouldn't have sprung it on you all at once.
37:11Tell Dylan I'll call it tomorrow.
37:21And you're as beautiful as you ever were, kid.
37:29Good night.
37:43The word welcome always carries with it a certain amount of risk.
37:48After all, to let someone into your home is to let them into your life.
37:55And we never know what sorts of horrible secrets they carry with them.
38:03We can't foresee the painful effect they might have on our loved ones.
38:12We don't anticipate the gossip that could result from their presence.
38:19Yes.
38:20We must be very careful with those we invite into our lives.
38:26Because some will refuse to leave.