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00:01That's a shocking start.
00:04Stop!
00:12Yep, that's it.
00:13Where's Tom?
00:22No!
00:24I hate you.
00:27Let me out of here!
00:39Hello, it's Cast Master time.
00:41Tell your mum to come in from the shed and your dad to put some lippy on.
00:45Because it's 2025, you idiots.
00:47Your mums can be into woodworking and your dads are meant to look pretty.
00:51This is the show where five contestants duck and weave through my devious demands to win an item that's the
00:57source of the dandruff used to make gold rings.
00:59It's the Task Master trophy.
01:06Those contestants are Dave Hughes.
01:10Emma Holland.
01:13Lisa McKeown.
01:15Takashi Wakasugi.
01:18And Tommy Little.
01:19Hello!
01:21And beside me, the guy who once said he'd love to see an all-female remake of Gallipoli.
01:31It's Tom Cashman.
01:37How's it going, Lesser Tom?
01:39I'm okay.
01:39It's tough for me at night, you know, because I'm a muso.
01:42Oh, right.
01:43Should be easy for you.
01:44Musicians love the nightlife.
01:46Oh.
01:46Out at night.
01:47Aren't you a night owl?
01:48Oh, sorry.
01:49I've been using it wrong.
01:50Oh.
01:51I thought muso referred to someone who likes muesli.
01:56I've been telling everyone I'm a muso.
02:03Yes, that's the end of it.
02:10All right, let's kick things off.
02:12A prize task please, Lesser Tom.
02:13Of course.
02:14Tonight our prize task is the thing most worthy of being hidden when visitors come around.
02:20Oh.
02:21So, you've got visitors at your house.
02:23What are you ashamed of?
02:24Lisa.
02:25I'm going to sound like a really bad mother, but it is my son's bedroom.
02:34Like, I actually have started sneaking in sometimes to take some of the washing out,
02:39to get some of it done, because it just piles up so badly.
02:42And now he's going to know because he likes watching this show.
02:44But I do.
02:45How old is he?
02:46Um, he'll be 21 soon.
02:50Okay.
02:51So, Waka, you've got visitors.
02:52What are you ashamed of?
02:53I think, uh, air fryer.
02:59I just don't like the conversation.
03:02Why?
03:02If someone came, find air fryer, oh, they start talking about air fryer.
03:08Where did you get?
03:09How big this?
03:10Oh, yeah, yeah.
03:10It's very boring.
03:13So, you don't like the chat that it generates, and then you brought it in this show.
03:17For the part of the show where we normally chat about a thing, you're annoying yourself now.
03:22No, just don't, don't.
03:23Can we talk about, I love air fryer.
03:25Can we talk about that?
03:26Seriously.
03:27No.
03:28Air fryer changed my life.
03:29Honestly.
03:30You slice a potato.
03:31This is great.
03:32Slice a potato.
03:33Tell him more.
03:33A little bit of salt, a little bit of olive oil, and you've got your own.
03:36This is what I'm talking about.
03:38I know.
03:39I hate the conversation air fryer.
03:40Even better, Hughesy.
03:41Hey, if you are watching this show and you're a big fan of Taskmaster and you see Waka in the
03:45street,
03:46ask him about his air fryer.
03:48He would love it.
03:49Nah.
03:50Stop him.
03:53All right.
03:53Tommy, what are you ashamed of?
03:55Well, mine will sound good until you see it.
03:59Years ago, I did a sketch for a dear friend and comedian from this show, Luke McGregor.
04:05And it's a framed picture of all of us, but have a look.
04:17Now, the reason I don't like having it out is obvious because it starts a conversation.
04:23And for the record, Hughesy's is the only one that's accurate.
04:27Now, can I say, and Luke did a great job with that show because it gets played in schools
04:32and it's been played in my own children's schools, and they say, is that your dad?
04:41It is crazy to label the one man of colour in that photo as other.
04:52All right, Emma, what are you ashamed of?
04:55It's my full scale model skeleton.
04:58Oh.
05:01He sits in my house and the only place he fits is this chair at the end of my bed.
05:07I love his little cuff chair.
05:09I think it's really cute.
05:11And also, when we have guests over, particularly like my husband's parents,
05:14when they come over, we don't want them to see a full scale skeleton
05:17because it will scare them.
05:17So I put him in my car because there's no other place for him.
05:21What message are you sending by doing that?
05:23It's like that you...
05:24I am unwell.
05:25Yeah.
05:26OK, so Dave.
05:28Yes.
05:29It's a pillow, which is a weird thing to hide because you shouldn't be ashamed of a pillow,
05:33should you?
05:34Um...
05:34That's my phone.
05:37So that's...
05:38It doesn't look like a pillow.
05:40It looks like you're getting a massage.
05:41I'm...
05:45It does.
05:47It makes me feel a bit egocentric to have it on display when visitors come over, so...
05:52You find that egocentric?
05:54Yeah, I'm...
05:54Yeah.
05:55Husey, for those who don't know, when we're in a foreign city and we're walking at night
05:59together, he refuses to walk with us because if someone asks us for a photo and not him,
06:04he gets offended.
06:07And so...
06:08No, I don't get offended, I get sad.
06:11So...
06:11Which is different.
06:12So...
06:13And you're all very well known in your own rights and deserve recognition, but just...
06:17I don't want it around me.
06:19Uh...
06:19So, yeah.
06:20So, but anyway.
06:21I'm sick of people wanting to draw, paint me for the Archie ball, alright?
06:25So...
06:27Stop it!
06:27This is all...
06:28Stop it!
06:28This is all great relatable stuff.
06:31No, because they pay you for the Archie ball, you don't win, they don't even get in the
06:34final and then...
06:35I know!
06:35They put the painting up on eBay and I have to buy it!
06:38I know!
06:42How many?
06:42How many do you have?
06:43I've got about three at home.
06:51I've got to allocate some points here, as always.
06:53It's pretty challenging.
06:55Yeah?
06:55I'm going to give one point to Waka.
06:56Okay.
06:57And I do encourage anyone who does run into Waka, have a chat about it.
07:00It's a great chat.
07:01No need to be ashamed of it.
07:03Chat about it.
07:05Don't talk to me.
07:06I'm not air quiet.
07:08Tommy Little, you get two points because you had HIV and you were referring to that as
07:12a negative and some people live with it.
07:13And it's nothing to be ashamed of.
07:15And I'd hate for anyone at home to feel terrible because of Tommy Little's poorly thought
07:21through comedy.
07:24I'm going to give three points to Emma because I feel like a skeleton.
07:28It's not that embarrassing.
07:29Four points to Lisa because I could smell the photo.
07:34But five points is going to go to Husey because that pillow is disgusting.
07:44So we know what they're playing for.
07:46How are they playing for it, Lesser Tom?
07:48For this next task, my tunnel vision really came in handy.
08:07Hi Emma.
08:08Oh my god.
08:12Hi Waka.
08:13Hello Tom.
08:15Hi Tom.
08:16Do you want me to come and read it next to you so we can be together?
08:18Yeah, if you want.
08:19Why not?
08:20Okay.
08:22Oh my god.
08:24Oh my god.
08:26Oh my god.
08:29They just work on the show.
08:32So what?
08:34Sneak the sticky taped balloon along the tunnel to Tom.
08:39Oh.
08:40It's about the balloon that was back there.
08:42The lights will turn off for five seconds every eight seconds.
08:47If Tom sees the balloon when the lights are on, you must start again.
08:51Whenever the lights come on, you must wave at Tom with both hands.
08:55If the balloon pops, you will be disqualified.
08:59Fastest to get the balloon to Tom wins.
09:02Your time starts now.
09:06Five seconds for eight seconds.
09:08Hang on.
09:09Five seconds for eight seconds.
09:09Careful of the spooky people.
09:10Ah!
09:17What happened Tommy?
09:18Were you frightened to learn that there were other people working on the show?
09:24Embarrassingly, yes.
09:25Okay.
09:26Who's down the shaft first?
09:27As the youngest contestants, they were probably mucking around with balloons most recently.
09:31It's Wakka and Emma.
09:33Okay.
09:34Might as well just give it a go, hey?
09:39Hi, Tom.
09:40I can see the balloon.
09:42Please return to the start.
09:44They're cute.
09:48Please wave, Emma.
09:50Hi, Tom.
09:50Tom.
09:51You're not really waving to me.
09:56Faster.
09:57Faster.
10:01Wait, wait, wait, wait.
10:02I can see the balloon.
10:03Yeah.
10:04This is hard.
10:08I saw the balloon.
10:10All right.
10:11Hi, Tom.
10:12Hi, Emma.
10:15Yes.
10:16I got it.
10:18I can put...
10:24Actually, I can move here at that time, actually.
10:28Hi, Tom.
10:29Hi, Tom.
10:30Hi, Tom.
10:30Hi, Tom.
10:31Hi, Tom.
10:32Hi, Tom.
10:32F**k.
10:33He scared the sh** out of me.
10:38Two minutes and 20 seconds left.
10:42Take it, take it, take it, take it, take it, take it.
10:49What's the task again?
10:50Yeah.
10:53What?
10:55That's the balloon.
10:59What?
11:00All the information you need is in the top.
11:08What is the way to reach Tom to win?
11:10Give me the bullet.
11:11Okay, okay.
11:12When you're done.
11:19Thanks for coming.
11:21Bye, Tom.
11:22Bye, Emma.
11:25Oh, my God.
11:27It happened again.
11:28Yeah.
11:34So, Waka, what did you think the task was?
11:36You just had to run to the end, pretend you were pregnant,
11:39then rub your belly on...
11:40I thought it's finished.
11:41You know, I already arrived and then I say hello to Tom
11:44and I thought it's finished.
11:45So you thought it's finished because you said hello,
11:47so then you desperately rubbed your tummy on him.
11:49I touched a Tom too.
11:50Shake your hands there.
11:51Yeah.
11:52So you took the plinth with you, Emma.
11:53How do you think that worked?
11:55Uh, it was pretty arduous on my big muscles.
11:59But I made it work.
12:00And so before that you were trying something else,
12:02you were just trying to stash them behind those pillars.
12:04Yeah, but, like, because of the nature of the balloon,
12:07it just kind of kept floating out.
12:09And so I didn't really...
12:10Honestly, I felt like it was the only option for me,
12:12what I ended up doing.
12:13Uh, Emma's plinth shuffling took 10 minutes and 17 seconds,
12:17and Waka, even after doing 99% of the task
12:19and then starting again, took exactly nine minutes.
12:22OK, Emma and Waka have done well
12:27and earned two minutes on their Game Boy Color.
12:30We'll have a little rest, a few cordials, and see you after this.
12:48Welcome back to Taskmaster.
12:49We've got balloons, we've got the dark.
12:51Come on in, little children.
12:53That's right.
12:54Our contestants are trying to sneak a balloon down a tunnel.
12:56If I see the balloon while the lights are on,
12:58the contestants must go back to the start.
13:01Up next, our older contestants.
13:03Did they struggle in the tunnel
13:04because they kept reaching for the light at the end of it?
13:06It's Lisa and Dave.
13:12I saw the balloon.
13:13Oh, yeah, I know.
13:14I'm starting again, yeah?
13:16Yes.
13:18Ah!
13:19Ah!
13:24I know, you saw the balloon.
13:26I saw the balloon!
13:30Oh, shit.
13:32It didn't.
13:33Ah!
13:35Thanks, Lisa.
13:37It popped.
13:51Thanks, Dave.
13:52Those rocks have not been eroded enough.
13:55Please walk back down the tunnel, Dave.
13:59It's not my finest moment!
14:06So, Dave, when the task is to not pop the balloon, that's key,
14:10why did you think putting it against a wall of sharp rocks would help?
14:15Balloons are stronger in my day.
14:18And, yeah, so, for me, it was the last task of the day
14:22and it was beer o'clock earlier than they thought it was going to be, so...
14:26Lisa, I think I'm glad yours popped
14:27because you didn't seem to be very good at hiding the balloon.
14:30Look.
14:31It was poking out all over the place.
14:33I know.
14:33And, look, it does look worse.
14:35I took longer in between.
14:36It didn't happen that quickly, but basically I was really shit at it.
14:39Well, I think I'm kind of relieved, actually,
14:41because they're both, you know, some of the oldest contestants on the show.
14:46And I just feel like if you did run further down the corridor
14:49and you discovered the crew that were working there...
14:53I'm just worried you could have had a heart scare.
14:56Yeah, and, I mean, spare a thought for the crew as well, Tom,
15:00because, obviously, if Lisa comes down, the crew are going to scare Lisa,
15:02but if Husey comes down, the crew are going to shit themselves.
15:06So Lisa's balloon popped after two minutes and 35 seconds.
15:10I think Dave's effort, you could argue, what he did was indistinguishable
15:13from if the envelope had said, pop the balloon.
15:16It popped after 24 seconds.
15:21You know, at least you offered us some brevity.
15:24Cashman, let's go.
15:25Like a helium balloon, the only way he knows how to have fun
15:27is to get really high.
15:28It's Tommy Little.
15:30Whenever the lights are on,
15:33you must flail both hands in the air and scream loudly.
15:36Your time starts now.
15:41Just making...
15:51AHHHHH!
15:54AHHHHH!
15:55AHHHHH!
15:57AHHHHH!
15:58AHHHHH!
15:59AHHHHH!
16:00AHHHHH!
16:01AHHHHH!
16:02AHHHHH!
16:03Hi Tommy.
16:04Hi Tommy.
16:05Oh my God, don't pop.
16:10I saw the balloon.
16:11Please go back to the start.
16:12What the?
16:17AHHHHH!
16:19AHHHHH!
16:20AHHHHH!
16:21AHHHHH!
16:21AHHHHH!
16:22AHHHHH!
16:23AHHHHH!
16:23AHHHHH!
16:24AHHHHH!
16:24AHHHHH!
16:24AHHHHH!
16:24It's dark.
16:25It's dark.
16:25Take the balloon.
16:26Take the balloon.
16:27You savage.
16:30Thanks Tommy.
16:31You can keep the lights on when I walk away.
16:33Excellent, it's that way.
16:34Good.
16:37F*** you.
16:43Yeah, so Tommy, we accidentally worded your task a bit differently.
16:48Fairly discernible though.
16:50And so ultimately you just did Waka's trick.
16:52You just stuffed it up your shirt.
16:54Well to be fair, I didn't know it was Waka's trick.
16:55So according to me, it was my trick.
17:00Sorry, I'll pick that up.
17:01Waka did Tommy's trick.
17:02And we both didn't read a task in the end.
17:12Well, Tommy, he flailed only in the literal sense.
17:15He took just three minutes and 52 seconds.
17:20That means Dave and Lisa get zero points.
17:23Emma gets three.
17:24Waka gets four.
17:25But Tommy wins the task with five points.
17:29And in terms of scores for the overall episode, we've got Emma on six.
17:33But Tommy's in the lead with seven points.
17:36All right, let's move on from this unholy service shaft.
17:41I'm just getting word I've been granted three wishes.
17:43I wish for a new task.
17:45I wish for it to be entertaining.
17:46And my third wish is for everyone to know how thankful I am for those first two wishes.
18:06It's a long way.
18:07I should have taken the bike.
18:09I jog.
18:10Because I love tasks.
18:12With you.
18:13Just the usual.
18:15Flip a coin from the furthest distance into the wishing well.
18:20You must make a new wish with every flip.
18:23You have five minutes.
18:24Your time starts now.
18:26All right.
18:26Easy one.
18:27Simple one.
18:28World piece.
18:29Let's do a new world piece on an easy one.
18:32That's good.
18:32We're going well.
18:34Ten million bucks.
18:38I think the duck is laughing at your wish.
18:40I want to be cool.
18:43I wish it stopped looking at me like that.
18:46That's okay.
18:47I wish I had longer legs.
18:51I want to be popular.
18:54I wish I could see Coldplay live again.
18:58But my hair continues to be luscious.
19:02I want a helicopter.
19:04I want a plane.
19:06Oh, you mother.
19:09Did I get that one in?
19:10Yeah.
19:11Oh, yay.
19:11There's hope for me yet.
19:14What's that?
19:22Make the wish from your last successful flip come true.
19:26Truest made wish wins.
19:28You have 30 minutes.
19:29Your time starts now.
19:31I don't even remember what the wish was.
19:32It was my last successful flip.
19:34What did I say?
19:35Do you remember what you all...
19:36Yes.
19:37We all remember what it was.
19:47So just to be clear, we want to see them make their last wish come true.
19:51But we haven't seen it yet.
19:53That's correct.
19:54We got an insight into how privileged Hughes' life is.
19:57Most people just want their life to be better.
19:59Hughes just wants to continue to have luscious hair.
20:04On the other hand, in Hughes' defence, his first wish was world peace.
20:07Tommy's first wish was $10 million for himself.
20:11Okay.
20:11Let's get this wish list cranking.
20:13First up, with the most Tommy Little wish imaginable, it's Tommy Little.
20:17What's the most cliche thing you think I would wish for?
20:19A bigger dick.
20:25Who cares about the rest of the task?
20:33How big is it at the moment?
20:34It's not big.
20:35That's actually good for this though.
20:37I can't just...
20:37I can't just get an erection on.
20:42Heat might help.
20:44No, but even then, comparatively, it'll make my balls appear bigger and my dick look even smaller.
20:49So you only ever measure the size of penis relative to the balls?
20:54That's good.
20:55I don't know what's good about what I just said.
20:58I just thought I could make my balls smaller and so comparatively.
21:03If I put ice down my pants...
21:05Yes.
21:05...and you scare me...
21:07Yep.
21:08Is that television?
21:09I think that's fun.
21:10How long we got?
21:1116 minutes and 20 seconds.
21:13Okay.
21:13I figured you could scare me as a clown.
21:15Okay.
21:15Remember, somehow, this is to make my dick bigger.
21:19Okay, yep.
21:20Okay.
21:21Are you ready?
21:22Yep.
21:22Ah!
21:25Okay, close your eyes.
21:26Oh, my God!
21:28Ugh!
21:29John, hurry up!
21:30Tommy, open your eyes in five seconds.
21:32Countdown.
21:33Five, four, three, two, one.
21:37Ah!
21:38Ah!
21:40Oh!
21:41Oh!
21:43Oh!
21:47Oh!
21:49How do you think you went?
21:50Not good, bro.
22:00So, Tommy, first of all, congratulations for being on brand.
22:04I'll have it known.
22:06Getting an erection was the easy option and I chose not to take it.
22:10So, you were wanting to create the illusion of largeness via making something else smaller?
22:16Yes.
22:17And hoping I wasn't secretly aroused by clients.
22:21Okay, but was your wish that you wanted to make it seem bigger or that you wanted to make it
22:26bigger?
22:27Seem bigger?
22:29Yeah, bigger.
22:30I think it was you wanted to make it bigger.
22:32Bigger.
22:32Yeah.
22:32So, I think it would have been unchanged in length, perhaps even shrunk a bit just from the...
22:37It definitely would have shrunk.
22:38Did you see that tape measure?
22:39I was no way that big before.
22:43He has got us a little bit in that he's not allowed to measure it.
22:46Yeah.
22:47We kind of have to trust him to some degree for the measurement.
22:49Yeah.
22:49I think Kashmir's right.
22:50You've got to trust Tommy Big Dick on this one.
22:54Okay.
22:55They just told me we're going to take a break, but I think that's code for the show has been
22:59cancelled.
23:01Thanks to Tommy.
23:04Find out whether we're back or not soon.
23:19Welcome back to Taskmaster.
23:21We're in the throes of a task and wishing for a good outcome, aren't we, Tom?
23:25That's right.
23:25Tommy was first, and we all know what Tommy did.
23:30Next up, like a stingy genie, she'll only make one wish come true.
23:33It's Emma Holland.
23:35I wish I knew what it meant to love.
23:38Why did I say that?
23:40I'm going to try and develop a love friendship with you in the next 30 more.
23:4426 minutes and 38 seconds.
23:44Okay.
23:45What's your favourite childhood memory?
23:46The only thing that's coming to mind is me winning cross country.
23:49Okay.
23:50I feel like I could learn to love you if I saw you in a moment of pure joy.
23:55Okay.
23:56And I think a moment of pure joy would be you winning a race.
24:00Ready?
24:00Yeah.
24:01Set.
24:19Congratulations.
24:21Well done.
24:22Wow.
24:23Now I know what it means to love.
24:28I feel like that's what nerd love looks like.
24:32You look like you're met at a flash mob.
24:35That's the meanest thing anyone's ever said to me.
24:39Okay.
24:39So you wanted to know what it meant to love, and you're married.
24:46And I presume your husband's watching the show.
24:49Yeah.
24:50And so that's awkward.
24:51It's like, you know, I'm like, I'm on the screen.
24:53I'm playing a character, you know, I'm not really me.
24:55Okay.
24:57Can we establish that you do love, you do love your husband?
24:59Oh, yeah.
25:00If you want to say that, sure.
25:01Yeah.
25:03All right, Cashman, I wish for us to see another go.
25:06Will there be wishful thinkers or bashful stinkers?
25:08It's Waka and Lisa.
25:10I want to eat steak tonight.
25:13I wish that I could cook a souffle.
25:17Yes.
25:18Steak.
25:23Do you want to whisk the egg whites?
25:28I reckon you've probably got about 10 minutes left of that, and then we'll be great.
25:3110 minutes of this?
25:32Yep.
25:33So 190 on the oven.
25:36Make a wish is great, but don't be too big.
25:39Small steps.
25:40Small dream makes you happy.
25:42Does it say anything in there about what to do when your arm starts getting sore?
25:45Hey, and just keep going.
25:46You're building up muscle.
25:47Just don't worry about the pain.
25:49Beat the egg yolks well.
25:50Oh, sorry.
25:51It's these you've got to beat, not those.
25:52It's all right.
25:53Just start on those.
25:54It'll be all right.
25:54It's good for you.
26:00I'm going to do a warm basin of warm water.
26:03Just chuck the eggs in there just to warm them.
26:05I can't find a sifter, and I'm just going to sift it through your hands.
26:08Hey, who does the dishes here?
26:10Um, me.
26:11Okay.
26:12Oh, my God.
26:13I accidentally poured water into the...
26:14Oh, my God!
26:18We're going to do it again.
26:27Do you reckon I get a couple of minutes back for the moment that you put the water in my
26:31eggs?
26:32Unfortunately not.
26:33I'm sorry.
26:34It is just going to be a fast rise.
26:40I did everything perfect in this task.
26:47How do you feel?
26:50Deflated.
26:51Hope you eat steak tonight.
26:59Is this your philosophy in life, Waka?
27:01Yeah, and it looks good, right?
27:02Looks good.
27:03You know what?
27:03Because I didn't use air fryer.
27:12Better.
27:13Waka got very lucky, if I could read out some other wishes you made.
27:17I want to be cool.
27:19I want to be tall.
27:20I want to win Taskmaster.
27:21I want to travel more.
27:22I want to buy a house.
27:23I want to live longer.
27:24I want to be a genius.
27:26And then, I want to eat a steak tonight.
27:28That goes in.
27:35So, Lisa, I haven't eaten too many souffles that are just watery eggs.
27:39Yeah, and look, I was hoping my experience would be a little more like your experience with
27:44your steak, but I think we had a few issues in the kitchen, and it just turned to shit.
27:49And that's okay.
27:50And I would like to formally apologise.
27:52You did tell me to put the egg yolks down under the sink, but then I forgot about it
27:56and washed my hands.
27:57It was a mistake, and we make mistakes, and that's okay.
28:00That's alright.
28:02I really like you, and I would love to cook more souffles with you one day.
28:06I really enjoyed your company in the kitchen.
28:08I can see, like, I fell in love in that moment.
28:11A little bit like, like, you should have cooked with him because it was a moment.
28:15Yeah, I love Tom.
28:19Lisa's being very sweet.
28:20If I could just read out a few of your other wishes, which are very sweet.
28:23I wish that all these little ducks would start quacking.
28:28I really wish that Tom Gleeson was here.
28:31I wish to be on a mountain where it's snowing in a warm cabin.
28:33I wish for my children to stay at home forever.
28:38I do, I like doing their washing.
28:42Lisa failed with the souffle, did not achieve the wish, but it's kind of your fault, buddy.
28:46I mean...
28:46No, I'm happy to cop it, but I don't want him to take the blame for it.
28:49I'm happy to take one point.
28:50It was Tom's fault my dick didn't get bigger.
28:59Are you saying that your normal amount of horniness was reduced to a point where an erection didn't kick in
29:05where if I wasn't there it would have?
29:06Shut up, dick shrinker.
29:10Okay, let's souffle our way to the final attempt, Tom Cashman.
29:13Will he be wishing poorly or wishing well? It's Dave Hughes.
29:17Ah, my wife doesn't buy too many cats. God for that.
29:23I've got to ring my wife and convince her not to buy any more cats.
29:26I'll convince her by saying, honey, I got scratched by a cat.
29:28They think I might have a cat infection.
29:30If my cat-infected blood gets infected by another cat, could be curtains for me.
29:35I've got feline aids.
29:37I feel like I need to send her a photo of a scratch.
29:41This is beautiful.
29:43I just got bitten by a stray cat.
29:47Now I don't feel great.
29:49Production's freaking out.
29:50I'm going to call it.
29:52Come on, come on.
29:54You've got an answer. Your husband's bleeding to death.
29:57All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
30:01No, I don't want to worry you, honey. I don't.
30:03I'm not here to worry you, but my arm's starting to blow up.
30:05I've got an issue.
30:06They said contact next of kin.
30:08I'm going to ring one more time.
30:09Just come on.
30:11And if that's it.
30:11Hey.
30:12Babe.
30:13I'm in class.
30:13Are you going to the doctors or hospital?
30:15I just saw your messages.
30:16I don't know.
30:17It's weird.
30:18I don't know.
30:18Obviously you wouldn't feel sick straight away from something like that,
30:21but I still think you should definitely go get it checked out.
30:23All right, all right, baby, all right.
30:24My husband got bitten by a diseased animal.
30:26So you're going to go to the doctors or the hospital?
30:28Yeah, they'll sort it out.
30:29I'll talk to you later.
30:30All right, babe.
30:31Everyone wants to hear how you're going to go.
30:32Yeah, I'll talk to you.
30:33All right, thank you.
30:34Sorry.
30:34Bye, bye.
30:36I think I've done pretty well there.
30:37She took it very seriously.
30:40Are you going to call her and clarify?
30:42Nah, she'd be wrong.
30:51You seem pretty happy just to let your wife worry from then on using.
30:55Yeah.
30:56I didn't want any more cats, guys.
30:58I honestly didn't.
30:59We had one cat at the time, so I wanted to keep it that way.
31:02So your wish was to not have any more cats?
31:04Yeah.
31:04How many cats do you have now?
31:06I've got three now.
31:07So...
31:13So this is becoming rather easy to score, because I feel like straight away it's obvious that
31:18Hughsy's wish didn't come true.
31:20OK.
31:20And also Tommy Little's wish didn't come true.
31:23Could have, could have, could have.
31:25So I'm going to give them all one.
31:27OK.
31:27I'm going to give two points to Lisa, because it was your fault that the souffle failed.
31:31Emma Holland, it kind of came true, so I'll give her two points.
31:35OK.
31:35But it definitely came true for Waka, so five points.
31:38Yes!
31:41So one, one, two, two, five for Waka.
31:44OK.
31:45OK, it's time to take the TV version of a sleep and go to a break.
31:48Have some little sweet dreams, and we'll see you in the morrow.
32:06Welcome back to Classmaster, where we just donated all the coins from our wishing well
32:11to Tom Cashman's charity of choice, Nerds Against Wedgies.
32:16This next one has smoke, so you know it's fire.
32:34Hey, matey boy.
32:36Hi Dave.
32:37I have no idea what's this.
32:39Is this a smoke machine?
32:40Yeah.
32:43As opposed to you, a smoke show.
32:49I find this space really creepy.
32:51Oh.
32:52I just wanted to tell you that.
32:53Unveil something unsophisticated with this smoke machine.
32:57You must emit smoke in 20 minutes.
32:59And your unveil begins when the smoke clears.
33:03Most unsophisticated unveiling wins.
33:06Your time starts now.
33:08Do you consider yourself to be a very sophisticated person?
33:10No.
33:12No.
33:13I try very hard not to be.
33:15What's the most sophisticated you've ever felt?
33:16I had my hair in a bun once.
33:19Yeah, that was a pretty good day.
33:20I'm trying really hard to think of something that just doesn't involve bums, farts, boobs,
33:27dicks.
33:27I think I'm going to build something really ugly.
33:29My rig's not in great shape.
33:31It's too sophisticated.
33:32But yours looks savage.
33:37I reckon you could be nude eating a kebab.
33:40And I'll be back.
33:41Well, no.
33:41You'll be back.
33:42It'll come.
33:42I don't know.
33:43We'll find out.
33:50So, Tommy, what about Lesser Tom's rig makes you think unsophisticated?
33:55Um, a fair bit about it.
33:57Um, we actually had quite an honest conversation and Tom looked me in the eyes and he said,
34:02out of the two of us, I have the comedy body.
34:06Okay.
34:07Well, who's smoking up first?
34:09Attempting to be unsophisticated, it's two of the most polite people I've ever met.
34:12Emma and Lisa.
34:37Oh, my God.
34:38Oh, my God.
34:44I have to leave.
34:48I'm so sorry.
34:49I just have to go.
34:51It is so bad.
34:54Voila.
34:56Do you like it?
35:00I'm really sorry.
35:02I'm sorry.
35:03I'm sorry to you, Tom.
35:04I'm sorry to Tom.
35:05I'm sorry I couldn't make it go any higher.
35:09This is a chicken and he's using the cutler in the wrong hands and he's got a really big
35:14dong and I reckon that's pretty unsophisticated.
35:17I was trying to make the taskmaster have an erection because I thought it was really unsophisticated.
35:24Thanks, Emma.
35:25Can I go?
35:26Thanks, Tom.
35:26Can I go now, please?
35:28I'm so embarrassed.
35:30I'm so embarrassed.
35:33Oh, my God.
35:41The displeasure that it brought you, Lisa, brought a lot of pleasure to me.
35:45I'm so glad.
35:47I mean, I didn't want to be disrespectful to you and I didn't want to go that way.
35:51I didn't want to go to the Tommy Little way.
35:54I think a lot of people would be offended by what you just said, but I don't want you
35:58to go my way either.
36:01I mean this with all my heart, you're above it.
36:05Emma, I feel like you buried the lead because you were worried about your creation having
36:12cutlery in the wrong hand, which is very unsophisticated, but I feel like it's trumped
36:18by having its cock out.
36:20You know what?
36:22I think it speaks for itself.
36:25It was the last task of a really long day and I had lost my mind.
36:31Okay.
36:31Alright.
36:32Well, onwards.
36:32More.
36:33Next up, being discourteous, it's another one of the most polite people I've ever met
36:36and Dave Hughes.
36:37It's Waka and Dave Hughes.
36:41The most unsophisticated thing in the world.
36:46Salt.
36:48I'm a fish.
36:49I'm a fish, but I don't like being fish because fish is unsophisticated.
36:57Some call it the essence of life.
37:00Others call it things bogans put on food before they taste.
37:04I hate being water.
37:05I want to be on the ground and then play very sophisticated sports, golf.
37:24Golf is boring.
37:26I'm going back to the water.
37:29I've done it.
37:30I've done it.
37:45So I see what you're going for, Hughes.
37:46The idea of putting salt on something, seasoning food before trying it.
37:50Yes, my wife gets angry at me for doing it.
37:52Okay.
37:53I really enjoy it.
37:54So, you know, what you've got to do is something, so let's go.
37:58Now, Waka.
37:59Yes.
38:00What the f*** was that?
38:04I just, I've been, I've been searching and looking and really polite to this point,
38:11but we're at episode four and I just got to be honest, I don't know what the f*** was going
38:15on.
38:16Good question.
38:17Yeah.
38:17So first, fish.
38:20They had the technology and they'd have a language, you know.
38:23Fish is less than human, you know.
38:25Oh, so in terms of evolution.
38:28Yeah.
38:28And also that, I don't know what it's called.
38:30A trike?
38:31I use the...
38:32Oh, yeah, yeah.
38:33A trike?
38:33So that's an unsophisticated mode of transport.
38:35Compared to other, you know, cars, you know, trains, you know.
38:39Yeah, okay.
38:39Good.
38:40See?
38:41That's true.
38:42See?
38:44I'm not sure that's the laughter of agreement.
38:46I think that's the laughter of bamboozlement.
38:48I know.
38:50Alright, time for an ad break.
38:51Why not do the sophisticated thing and just sit there watching them, acknowledging the time
38:56and the effort that some advertising schmuck put into trying to coax money from you.
39:01Back soon.
39:16Welcome back to Taskmaster where our female contestants have just debased themselves with
39:21jokes about dongs.
39:22Yes, we're doing a task that asks for an unsophisticated unveiling with a smoke machine.
39:27Being unsophisticated should be a real stretch for him.
39:29Last up, it's smoke show Tommy Little.
39:47It's real good.
39:48Keep going.
39:59That's probably enough.
40:01Yeah.
40:01Great.
40:02Thanks, Dom.
40:11Okay.
40:14First question I have to ask is about your underpants.
40:16Were they medical?
40:20Tommy wanted me to look nude and so dressed me in skin coloured underpants so they could
40:25blur it but then just didn't blur it.
40:28Sorry, to be clear, I didn't mean to stitch you up like that.
40:32I was as shocked as you at no blur.
40:35It did make it look like you were just wearing a Depends.
40:40God, okay.
40:41Well, I have to score this.
40:42Yes.
40:42No one ever thinks about what it's like to be a Taskmaster when you have to deal with
40:46all this shit.
40:47Sure.
40:49Okay, well, I feel like all the unveilings were kind of the same.
40:52They were just emerged from the smoke in pretty much the same way so it really just comes
40:55down to the sophistication.
40:56Okay.
40:57The most unsophisticated, I think, well, I think it was you.
41:01I mean, you nude eating a kebab, I just don't want to see that ever again.
41:06So I think it's five to Tommy Little.
41:07Okay.
41:11And then starting at the other end, out of all of them, it's the most sophisticated
41:15and that's just watching Hughsy eat some salt.
41:17Okay.
41:18Ooh, that's harsh.
41:20So I'm one, am I?
41:21Yeah, you're one.
41:22Yeah, well, it's your show, so whatever.
41:26Okay, two for Waka, three for Emma and four for Lisa because I feel like they had similar
41:30vibes there to Unsophisticated Reveals, but I felt more menaced.
41:34My erection was better.
41:35I felt...
41:36Well, yeah.
41:37Well, I felt...
41:38I was going for flaccid.
41:40I just want to make that quite clear.
41:41So was I.
41:48Yeah, so I'm giving four points to Lisa because I felt personally targeted, so I felt like my
41:52feelings were hurt.
41:54So I want to reward that.
41:56Okay, so that's one point for Dave, two for Waka, three for Emma, four for Lisa and five
42:01points for Tommy Little.
42:05And in terms of the overall episode, there's only four points separating the top four with
42:10Tommy out in front with 13 points.
42:16All right, everyone, up to the stage for the final task of the show.
42:24All right, Lisa, Tom, you're my man on the ground up there.
42:27What's going on?
42:28Lisa is about to read a task.
42:31Okay.
42:31Land a sandbag on the scoreboard, then say a word with the number of letters equal to
42:39your landed score.
42:41Oh!
42:42Okay.
42:43Your word must begin with your randomly assigned letter.
42:47If you fail to say a correct word within three seconds of landing, you will get zero points
42:55for that round.
42:56There will be three rounds.
42:58Most points wins.
43:00All right, this is good.
43:00Come on.
43:01Your first, Lisa.
43:02Okay.
43:06F.
43:11Minita Witt.
43:11Follow.
43:12That's correct.
43:14Waka.
43:16L.
43:19Letter.
43:21That's correct.
43:24Emma, please step up to the map.
43:26C.
43:28Uh, cataract?
43:30That is incorrect.
43:31It has eight letters.
43:33Come on, Tommy.
43:34Tommy.
43:36F.
43:38To six.
43:39Follow.
43:41That is correct.
43:43Dave, please step up to the map.
43:45H.
43:47H.
43:50Hermaphrodite.
43:52This would be huge.
43:53It's got to be close.
43:55This would be huge.
43:55Hermaphrodite has 13 characters.
43:57Oh!
44:00That's hurtful.
44:02On to the second round.
44:03Lisa.
44:04Okay.
44:05E.
44:07Elate.
44:08H.
44:08That's incorrect.
44:09No.
44:10This is hard.
44:12Waka.
44:13F.
44:16Seven.
44:17Frickspot.
44:18That's incorrect.
44:19Oh.
44:20That's eight characters.
44:21Oh.
44:22Good effect.
44:23Emma, are you ready?
44:24C.
44:26You've landed on the arrow.
44:29You get zero points.
44:32Tommy, are you ready?
44:33H.
44:35Seven.
44:36Heavenly.
44:37That's incorrect.
44:38Damn!
44:39That's eight letters.
44:40Dave, please stand on the map.
44:43A.
44:45That's ten characters.
44:48Anachronism.
44:52That's incorrect.
44:53Oh!
44:53How many?
44:54Eleven letters.
44:57I'm so excited.
44:58What's anachronism?
44:59Oh, it's...
45:00Oh, I don't really know.
45:02All right.
45:03Well, if my random letter was B, then the number would be five and my word would be break.
45:08Because we're about to have one.
45:09See you in a bit.
45:21Welcome back to Taskmaster.
45:23No need for me to chew your ear off.
45:25Tom Cashman, can you set the stage?
45:27We're down to the final round and the devil is at play because Dave and Emma are on zero but
45:32Lisa, Tommy and Wacka are all on six.
45:35It's 6-6-6 going into the final round.
45:37It's anyone's game.
45:39Lisa, please step up to the mat.
45:41Y.
45:44Ten letters.
45:46Yellowish.
45:46Incorrect.
45:48That's nine letters.
45:49Oh!
45:50Wacka.
45:51F.
45:53Three letters.
45:57Four.
45:58Correct!
46:03Emma.
46:04N.
46:06That's seven characters.
46:08Neater.
46:09That's incorrect.
46:10That's six letters.
46:11Tommy, you need four to take the lead.
46:15T.
46:17Four letters.
46:19Tramp.
46:19Correct!
46:23Dave, Tommy is on ten.
46:24You are on zero.
46:26B.
46:32Gone off the end.
46:33Zero points for Dave.
46:35Okay, get down here so I can spell out who won.
46:44Okay, so how did the scores end up for the live task?
46:48Well, Dave unfortunately overthrew on that last one.
46:50So he ended up with zero points along with Emma.
46:52Then we had Lisa with six points, Wacka with nine.
46:54But Tommy won the task with ten points.
46:59That's two points for Emma and Dave, three for Lisa, four for Wacka,
47:02and Tommy with five points won the task.
47:06Okay, so let's get the final scores for the episode.
47:10Cashman?
47:10Well, he won spelling and he's won the episode.
47:13It's 18 points for Tommy!
47:15All right!
47:17Congratulations, Tommy.
47:19Get up there and score yourself a sweet skeleton.
47:24Okay, well, what have we learnt?
47:26Wacka taught us the first rule of the air fry is don't talk about the air fry.
47:31And we learnt Lesser Tom's rig is exactly what you'd think it would be.
47:36Hip hip hooray for Tommy!
47:38Thanks for watching and see you on the next one!
47:57Welcome back to Taskmaster, it's our halfway point of the season.
48:02Thomas!
48:03Ah!
48:04You're a great person!
48:08What are you doing?
48:10The squad of Pfizer!
48:11Stay in your lane, you f***ing snitch!
48:13Are you silencing a woman?
48:14Yes.
48:14What are you doing?arios.
48:15What are you
48:16doing now? Yes. Maybe!
48:16MV in the morning . We don't want toarett22.
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