00:00Intro music
00:18Anyhow, Windblows!
00:27Now I know what you're thinking.
00:30You're thinking, Steve, why do you have a stool glued to your glutees?
00:36No. I was thinking, Carl, why not just sell the house and move away?
00:44Okay, Steve, I'll bite. Why are you stuck to a stool?
00:49Correction, my favorite.
00:52The stool is stuck to me, thanks to my latest invention.
00:56It's a revolutionary superglue. Wacky tacky. Patent pending.
01:03Uh, you accidentally glued yourself to a stool?
01:12Oh, please. What do I mean of all? I would... yeah.
01:21Hello? Oh, hi, Mrs. Zirkle. Just a minute. Steve, it's your mom.
01:33What's up, Roberta?
01:36Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
01:41Uh-oh. I'll be right there, Roberta.
01:46Trouble at the Urkel Ranchero.
01:48What's the matter?
01:50Well, I made my wacky tacky in the bathtub. Now I have to go chisel out my mom.
01:54Uh-huh.
02:11I'm okay. No problemo.
02:28It's a rare condition, this day and age, to read any good news on the newspaper page.
02:35And love and tradition of the grand design. Some people say it's even harder to find.
02:43Well, then there must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls.
02:49Cause all I see is a tower of dreams. Real love bursting out of every scene.
02:59Days go by. It's the bigger love of the family.
03:06Days go by.
03:27Crazy world we live in, isn't it? Crime. War. Poverty.
03:40Edward. That's the sports page.
03:45Oh.
03:49Listen, Dad. I'm becoming an adult now, and there are certain-
03:53No, you can't have a car.
03:54Well, why not?
03:57And how'd you know this was about a car?
03:59The problem is, you're going to college next year.
04:02And I can't afford to buy you a car and pay for school.
04:05Oh, well that's cool, Dad. I've got the perfect solution.
04:09Really?
04:10I've decided to sacrifice college and go for the car.
04:31What's the matter, car?
04:34Harry, is there anything that you're willing to sell?
04:37You know, like an old table, some knick-knacks, a kidney.
04:44Eddie told me he'd hit you up for a car.
04:46He's bummed out, but he understands.
04:50Oh.
04:51You know, Harriet, when Edward was born, I held him in my arms and I promised myself that I would
04:59give him everything that he ever needed.
05:01And you have, Carl. He has all the essentials. Food, shelter, Nintendo.
05:10But most important of all, he has lots of love.
05:14But Harriet, the boy wants a car. Now, I can relate to that. I mean, a car to a teenage
05:21boy means independence, freedom, sex appeal.
05:27I don't know, Carl. You were pretty sexy on your moped.
05:33Well, that's true.
05:36But, sweetheart, I feel like I'm letting him down.
05:39I can't buy Edward a new car. I can't even afford to buy him a decent used one.
05:45What about buying an old beat-up car?
05:48What do you mean, a clunker?
05:50Yeah. And you and Eddie can work on it together.
05:52Well, I don't know.
05:57Yeah.
06:01Yeah.
06:02You know, it would be a great way for us to spend time together.
06:06You know, father and son side by side, up to our elbows in grease, working and sweating till we stink
06:12like hogs.
06:15Ah, let him walk.
06:20Thanks, honey.
06:21Hey.
06:23But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but.
06:27How did a guy like me ever end up with a genius like you?
06:31I don't know. I guess I wasn't paying attention.
06:39Why, wacky tacky will bond anything.
06:42Plastic, wood, stone, you name it.
06:45Well, what would happen if I spread some on your lips?
06:49Well, my mouth would be shut forever.
06:55That's sick.
06:59Why are my little gummy bears?
07:02Why don't you and I take in a flick?
07:07Pucker up, Steve.
07:09Oh.
07:09Oh.
07:10Now give me the glue.
07:11Oh.
07:14Listen, miss, life is short and you ain't getting any younger.
07:19If you think that you're just gonna open this door one day and find the man of your dreams while
07:23you're plum crazy.
07:30Who was that?
07:31No one.
07:38Hi.
07:39Would you like to buy some candy?
07:40Why, yes.
07:41Yes, I would.
07:42Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, but the lady has all the snack items she needs.
07:47Now be gone, scamp.
07:51Who are you?
07:52Steve Urkel.
07:53I'm her man.
07:56He's not my man, he's my albatross.
07:59She's very confused and sugar will only make it worse.
08:02Now.
08:05Won't you come in?
08:20I'm Laura Wenslow.
08:21Ted Curran.
08:23Laura, you are beautiful.
08:25Is that my heart pounding or am I still knocking on the door?
08:28Oh, please.
08:33Maybe it's my heart pounding.
08:35Listen, uh, I know we just met, but would you like to go out sometime?
08:40No, she's not interested.
08:41How's tonight? We'll catch a flick.
08:43She doesn't like flicks. I just asked her.
08:47Sounds great.
08:51Great, great.
08:52Well, listen, now that we're friends, I can't sell you candy.
08:55You can't?
08:56No, but, uh, I can give you some.
09:03No, but I can give you some.
09:11See you tonight.
09:12Seven o'clock. Be there.
09:17Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
09:19Do that while I'm looking, bub.
09:26Big news.
09:27Big news.
09:27I bought you a car.
09:30Oh, Dad, I love you!
09:32Come on, let's go check it out.
09:33Come on.
09:35Close your eyes.
09:38Keep them close.
09:40Keep them close.
09:43Okay.
09:44Open them.
09:52Son, she is all yours.
10:07I picked this baby up at a police auction.
10:10What do you think?
10:11You got cheated.
10:14But you don't know how much I paid for her.
10:16Did you give them money?
10:17Yeah.
10:17You got cheated.
10:20Okay.
10:21I admit that she's not much to look at now.
10:24But we're gonna fix her up.
10:26You and me together.
10:28Yes, sir.
10:29There is nothing more reliable than a police cruiser.
10:37We don't need that.
10:39Dad, I don't know how to restore a car.
10:41Yeah, but that's the beauty of it.
10:44I don't either.
10:46What?
10:47I bought some books and manuals.
10:49Now, we'll read them and use that knowledge to restore this baby to showroom condition.
10:54But, Dad...
10:58Son, use your imagination.
11:01Dad, I...
11:02Picture this.
11:04A big, powerful machine.
11:08Bright metallic paint glistens in the sun.
11:10A big, bold racing stripe rips up one side and down the other.
11:15You're almost blinded by sparkling alloy rims.
11:19But you can't take your eyes off of her.
11:21Because she's a beauty like no other car that you've ever seen.
11:27Wow.
11:31What's that sound I hear?
11:32What's that sound?
11:33What's that sound I hear?
11:34Oh!
11:36Sounds like babes!
11:38Lots of hot babes!
11:43Hi, Eddie!
11:50Oh, Eddie!
11:51What a nice car!
11:53Can I have a ride?
11:56Oh, no, Eddie!
11:58No, you won't!
12:02You promised me first!
12:05Ladies, ladies, there's room for all of you.
12:09You turn the key.
12:14Hear that sound?
12:17That's the sound of 455 cubic inches of raw V8 power,
12:23four-barrel cars, twin chrome exhaust.
12:26Man, this ride is hype!
12:30Yo, Dad, I'm sold!
12:33Sweetheart, you are gonna be the hottest car on the road!
12:50I think she likes you, son.
13:00Uh, Steve, Ted's gonna be here any minute.
13:04Could you sort of hurry?
13:07Wow.
13:09I certainly hope you recognize the irony in this situation.
13:14What irony?
13:16Well, here I am, gluing together the broken pieces of your shattered earrings so you can go out with another
13:21man.
13:22But, who will glue together the shattered pieces of my broken heart?
13:27Aw!
13:30Aw, Steve.
13:31Feeling guilty?
13:35Was, but I'm over it.
13:38Oh.
13:39Let's see.
13:40Here we go.
13:43Here, just a little more.
13:46Okay.
13:47Oh.
13:49Let me brush that off.
13:51Let me brush that off.
14:13Steve!
14:15Steve!
14:15Steve, you couldn't!
14:17Oh, no, what?
14:18Well, we're not stuck.
14:24Look, look, okay, okay.
14:35Ouch!
14:38Boy, this stuff is strong.
14:40Steve, get the solvent.
14:43Solvent?
14:46Oh, you know, I haven't invented it yet.
14:48But I do believe it's an idea whose time has come.
14:53Steve, Ted will be here any second.
14:57Now, calm down.
14:58Maybe he'll be late.
15:02Then again.
15:06Oh, God, what are we gonna do?
15:08Quick, act natural.
15:10Well, I can't do this.
15:13Get home with me.
15:14Great goodness.
15:15Hi, Ted.
15:18Hi, Laura.
15:19Hello.
15:20Hey, dude.
15:22You're Steve Urkel, right?
15:25Yep, that's what it says on my underpants.
15:32Won't you sit down?
15:34Oh.
15:36Well, it's all right.
15:44Laura, I thought we had a date tonight.
15:47Did I have to reschedule?
15:51You see, I...
15:54I...
15:55I'm grounded.
15:57Really?
15:58For what?
16:00Well, I...
16:01Kill the man.
16:06Yeah.
16:07What?
16:09Laura, what's really going on here?
16:13Okay, here it is.
16:15Steve invented a super glue.
16:17And a name, Wacky Tacky.
16:19And then he glued himself.
16:20What?
16:24Wait a minute.
16:24Wait a minute.
16:25What do I look like?
16:26Like an idiot?
16:28Well...
16:29That doesn't...
16:30That doesn't...
16:30I'm out of here.
16:32Ted, wait.
16:33I'm telling the truth.
16:34Steve, say something.
16:36I love you, schnuckums.
16:44Eddie!
16:47Hey.
16:48Couldn't wait to get started, huh?
16:51Yep, I don't blame you.
16:53Just the two of us, working together.
16:57Man, I get emotional just thinking about it.
17:04I'm all choked up, too.
17:15Waldo.
17:19Where's Edward?
17:20He's putting air in the tire.
17:21I blew up the first three, but then I got real dizzy and threw up in a hubcap.
17:29Hey, Dad, how's it going?
17:30Hey, great, son.
17:31Let me help you with that.
17:32Oh, that's cool, Dad.
17:33I got...
17:34Hey, uh...
17:35I see that, uh...
17:37Waldo kind of horned in on our action today, huh?
17:40Oh, no, Dad.
17:41I called him over.
17:42I thought it'd be kind of fun to work on a car with him.
17:45Oh.
17:47I see.
17:48Well, I kind of thought that we'd work on it together.
17:53Oh, well, I mean, um, we could do that sometime.
17:57If you really want.
17:59Oh.
18:00Well, yeah.
18:01You know, sure.
18:02Whenever, whatever.
18:21Waldo, can I speak to Eddie in private?
18:23Sure.
18:38What's up, Mom?
18:39Hold this.
18:41Oh!
18:43What was that for, Mama?
18:45Edward, your father wanted to get you a car more than anything.
18:48Now, maybe he couldn't afford to spend much money, but he was willing to give you all the time in
18:52the world.
18:52Not no, Mom, but Waldo's my buddy, and we're having fun.
18:55Oh!
18:56I understand.
18:58You hardly ever get a chance to spend time with Waldo.
19:00You're always so busy with your father.
19:03Oh, Mom.
19:05Eddie, your father didn't sleep a wink last night, and neither did I.
19:09Because he kept going on and on about how much he was looking forward to working with you on this
19:13car.
19:15Oh.
19:16I didn't know that.
19:18Eddie.
19:19Eddie, you're going to have a lot of friends in your life, but you've only got one father.
19:24You know, you're very lucky to have one who wants to spend time with you.
19:42Hey, Dad.
19:43Yes, son?
19:45Never thought I'd say this, but we're done.
19:50Yep, we did it.
19:53I love her, Dad.
19:55She's incredible.
19:56Yes, sir.
19:57This baby is...
20:03I know this was expensive, Dad.
20:05Oh, yes it was.
20:09But you know what, Dad?
20:14I wouldn't have missed any of this for the world.
20:21Well, neither would I, son.
20:33Well, why don't you climb in, take off, and go impress some ladies.
20:38Ah, ladies can wait.
20:40I gotta go pick up my best friend.
20:41Oh.
20:42Oh, my God.
20:57Hop in, Dad.
21:24Hello, Steve.
21:26Hello, Mama.
21:30Why, if you looked any hotter, I'd have to call the fire department.
21:35Steve, I called you over here to tell you that I straightened things out with Ted and
21:38we're going to a movie tonight.
21:41A date?
21:42That's right.
21:42And I've come up with a plan to make sure you don't mess things up for me.
21:47My plan?
21:48Well, it better be good.
21:51It is.
21:52Uh, grab me a soda and I'll tell you all about it.
21:54Yeah, well, we'll just see about this.
22:00Yeah, you have to wake up pretty early in the morning to f-
22:06Hey, my hand seems to be stuck.
22:10That's the plan.
22:14Love that wacky tacky.
22:17Good night, Steve.
22:18Laura, you, you, Laura, you...
22:21You're good.
22:33Gee, gee, it's dark in here.
22:40Ooh, cheese.
22:42We love your Oopsies!
22:43I love you too.
22:46These dogs are so smart.
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