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00:01Tonight, James gets put under pressure by Dottie.
00:04What are your intentions?
00:06I think day three is like...
00:08Day three for me is rare.
00:10And there's trouble brewing down on Colleen's farm.
00:13You just have an inversion to Boston, don't you?
00:16I'm not really sure about the answer to that.
00:18Okay.
00:19The future of me and David is so up in the air.
00:22As our celebs!
00:23Why are you through chemistry with me?
00:25There's definitely an attraction.
00:26You're attracted to me.
00:28Was that not obvious?
00:29Go?
00:30So which one's on a date with my mum?
00:31Right, outside.
00:32Outside.
00:34Dating!
00:34One last kiss you, yeah?
00:36I am.
00:37Really?
00:38Yeah.
00:38Ooh-wee!
00:46Welcome to Celebs Go Dating!
00:48And there's no mucking about today, as heading straight into the agency
00:51is the triple threat of a fake tan, trouserless tennis coach,
00:55it's David Potts.
00:56Oh!
00:58Hello, Celebrity Dating Agency.
01:00Hello, Tom, it's David!
01:02I'm a bitch, I'm a boss.
01:04I'm a bitch, I'm a boss, I'm a shiny glass.
01:08Hello!
01:10Look at you!
01:11You're wearing my favourite colour palette.
01:14Am I?
01:15Pistachio and mint!
01:16Give him a lip, Tommy boy!
01:18I just love the pistachio and mint!
01:20I like a twister in my anus.
01:23Darling boy!
01:24Do you know what we would say if we were 1960s kids?
01:27Come on!
01:28Boner lally, sweetheart.
01:31Do you know Polari?
01:32Eh?
01:33Olly Alexander's bringing it back.
01:35Bringing what back?
01:36A top 40 hit?
01:37It's been a while, Olly.
01:39Yeah, he's bringing back Polari.
01:41It was our pre-decriminalisation language.
01:44OK.
01:45Right.
01:45As Potsy tries to decipher Tom's boner alley,
01:49upstairs at HQ, it's Ladies' Day again,
01:52as the Brundogs pulled another sickie.
01:54I'll need to see a doctor's note this time, please, Paul.
01:56Shall we get him up?
01:57Yeah.
01:58Let's do it.
01:59PHONE RINGS
02:00Hello.
02:01Come on!
02:02Hi, darling.
02:03We are ready for David, please.
02:05All right.
02:06Bye.
02:07Take those boner lallys upstairs.
02:12I always look forward to David's entrance.
02:16Mmm, matron!
02:20What?!
02:24You scared me.
02:26What a vision.
02:27Oh, hi.
02:27You a vision.
02:29Never a dull entry.
02:31Mwah, mwah.
02:32On their third date, which was a double with Gabby and Joelle,
02:36David tried getting into Anthony's mind.
02:38What is the ideal five-year plan?
02:40I want to meet that person and just be happy and settled.
02:44It's like marriage again.
02:45Yeah, yeah.
02:46I'm not going to ever let any of my past experience impact on my future.
02:50Yeah, I love that.
02:51Being happy with someone.
02:52Before gobbling off his gob again.
02:54You had a good time?
02:55Always had a good time.
02:56Mmm.
02:57Thank you so much for an amazing night.
02:59Mmm.
03:00Let's talk about your last date with Anthony.
03:03Such a fantastic date.
03:05Okay.
03:05Love this.
03:06But then, like, niggling in the back of my mind, he's obviously in a much different stage in his life
03:11than I am.
03:13Like, he said he obviously wants to meet somebody and he's ready for something serious again.
03:18But I don't know whether that is 100% true.
03:22Mmm.
03:22You know?
03:24And if that's the case, that's fair enough.
03:28Like, you've been through two divorces.
03:29You've literally just signed your divorce off for your second divorce.
03:34So if it's a bit...
03:36Fresh.
03:37A bit fresh for you and you just want to have fun and enjoy yourself, you do that.
03:42But that's not where I'm at.
03:43That's not where you're at.
03:44Okay, okay, fine.
03:46But, like, I think that's natural when you're dating and when you're getting to know someone.
03:50Mm-hmm.
03:50Like, there's, like, a couple of things, but...
03:52And it is perfectly natural because I think, you know, you have now had, you know, a couple of dates
03:57now with Anthony.
03:58You have got to know him.
03:59We've had the initial attraction.
04:00The initial meeting him and thinking, yes!
04:03Right.
04:03There is someone that actually I'm feeling it for.
04:06So naturally what comes with that is in the next stage.
04:08What's really good is that you're really clear about what you want.
04:12Yeah.
04:13If that is something that you are wanting to really find out about Anthony and figure out, you know, where
04:20he may or may not be heading.
04:21Yeah.
04:21Just so you're absolutely clear and aligned, that is a really important conversation to have.
04:27While Potts plots his next move, hang on, what's this?
04:31Moving in now to agency territory, dressed like she's parked her F-14 on the high street, it's Lucinda Maverick
04:38Light.
04:38Where's Goose?
04:39There he is.
04:41Hello, celebrity dating agency.
04:43Hello, Tom Tom.
04:46Oh, Lucinda Light, come in.
04:55Hello, you!
04:56Look at you with these little trills and frills.
04:58Trills and frills.
05:00What a gorgeous hello, Gorg.
05:01Oh, I'm dressed like a Christmas tree today.
05:04Sat erect in the corner of the room.
05:06How are you?
05:08You know, I'm good.
05:09Oh, my God.
05:10And do you know, I'm celebrating my favourite day of the year.
05:15Ah!
05:16Which is?
05:17Wednesday.
05:18National Poetry Day.
05:20You are the only other person that I know that actually likes International Poetry Day.
05:25I'm surprised there's that many of you.
05:26I normally mark it by learning a sonnet.
05:30Of course you do.
05:31I was saying to somebody the other day, they're like, how's Tom?
05:35What's he like?
05:35I said, I've never met anyone with a more expanded vocabulary.
05:41Of pure, unadulterated filth.
05:43And sometimes it's like the most exquisite riddle.
05:46You know what they say?
05:48Oh, here it comes.
05:50What?
05:51Big vocabulary.
05:53Big.
05:54Enormous dictionary.
05:58And there we have it.
05:59And speaking of big, upstairs the agents have some huge news for Potsy.
06:04So, we've got something to share with you.
06:06You're going on another day with Anthony.
06:08But you're going to Colleen's farm.
06:10Yay!
06:11With Colleen and Mike.
06:13So you may have a role around the haystack.
06:15You never know.
06:16Who knows?
06:17Yeah.
06:18But really look at, with a considered lens, is this somebody actually that aligns with me and my life,
06:24not just someone I want to shag?
06:25Yeah, yeah, for sure.
06:26I mean, I cannot believe we're saying this, but this is your last time in the agency with us.
06:32See you back in a couple of years.
06:33I mean...
06:34Don't worry.
06:35I think you are.
06:36Still got a membership.
06:37You know who I know absolutely loves a big party?
06:43Prue Leaf, absolute animal.
06:45Yes, David.
06:46Do you want to come to a party?
06:47Yes!
06:47Yes!
06:48Where?
06:49Where?
06:50No.
06:50Not just any party.
06:51The finale party.
06:54We would love you to bring somebody with you.
06:58Okay.
06:58If on this date, you feel like Anthony is the person you would like to invite to the party, then
07:06go for it.
07:06Okay.
07:07You just need to suss out the marriage and the serious relationship.
07:10It's the more serious shit that I need to sort out.
07:12You know, like the fun's there, but I've learned that it can't just be fun, fun, fun, fun, fun.
07:19And you know what, credit to you, because you've totally matured.
07:24You've matured, babe.
07:24You've come so far.
07:26I know.
07:27And I'm going to go and milk a goat now.
07:29Yep.
07:29Strange ways to talk about Anthony.
07:31How gorgeous.
07:32How gorgeous.
07:33I knew she'd know her way round some udders.
07:38Girls, I love ya.
07:39Love you all the way.
07:39I'll see you at the party, baby!
07:43Think about what to wear.
07:44Bye!
07:45Yeah, maybe something on your bottom half.
07:47Right, get a bloody move on Potsy.
07:49You've got a farm to get to.
07:51Oh, our David.
07:52Well, he's excited.
07:54I know.
07:54We're very excited.
07:56I mean, no-one has been that excited about shoveling shit in their lives.
07:59No rest for the wicked agents.
08:01It's back-to-back bookings today, as the lovely Lucinda is already on her way up.
08:06Lulu Light.
08:07Who's Light?
08:08Is Lucinda Light her actual surname?
08:10I hope so.
08:11Why is that stage name?
08:12Because it's a fucking good name.
08:13I hope so, because it's a good name.
08:14Hang on.
08:17Here we go.
08:18Real name Lucinda Riley.
08:20How do you guys not know this stuff?
08:22Come in.
08:23Come on in.
08:24Hello, gorgeous ladies.
08:25Yay!
08:28Lucinda's first date with Ollie was off to a flying start.
08:31I'm a hugger.
08:31I'm a hugger too.
08:33Big hugger.
08:34And although there weren't instant butterflies for Lucinda, there was enough common ground
08:37to bag Ollie a second date.
08:39What are you looking for?
08:41To answer your...
08:42I mean, you couldn't script it, could you?
08:44That is...
08:45I was about to say the word connection.
08:49Wow.
08:50I can think of sexier words to be fair.
08:53Fanny.
08:54When we last saw you, you were pretty excited about Ollie.
08:58We're desperate to know.
09:00So, he's interesting enough...
09:02Okay.
09:03...that we are...
09:04I'd like to see him again.
09:05The banter was good and the commonality was interesting and the aligned values.
09:10I mean, this is sounding really good.
09:12I don't know about the chemistry though.
09:14Well, I was just going to say, tell us about the physical attraction then.
09:17Like, I didn't sort of leave and have a wet dream, you know.
09:21Was that the standard?
09:24Well, sometimes, you know.
09:26We found out a lot about each other in our chat at the butterfly.
09:30I just wanted a bit more flirting.
09:32Yes.
09:32We had the butterflies, but now we need the butterflies.
09:35Yes.
09:35We need the tingles.
09:36We need the fanny flutters.
09:37Yes.
09:38Is that the official sign for fanny flutters?
09:40Our homework for you would be, ask him, what are you like in bed?
09:45Yeah, but the trouble with that is, we'll all have to die with second-hand embarrassment again.
09:50What sort of lover are you?
09:51Do you think I should ask that?
09:52Yeah.
09:53This is not a first date, so you can totally ask.
09:56Be like, cheeky and tactile.
09:59It's not offensive at all.
10:00I don't want to be leading a relationship.
10:02No, you don't.
10:03I don't.
10:04You know what's a really good exercise to do on a date to see if a man can lead?
10:09Conga line?
10:10And I do this all the time.
10:11I'll go on a date and then we'll look at the menu and I'll go,
10:14you know what?
10:15I'll let you order.
10:17Okay.
10:18Yeah.
10:18Great test.
10:19Order from me.
10:20Even with the drink?
10:21Everything.
10:21Order from me.
10:22Great test.
10:23Yeah.
10:23All you need to remember when you walk in is lead from the vulva.
10:26Yes.
10:26Lead from the vulva.
10:29Official sign for vulva.
10:30Got it.
10:32You guys are amazing.
10:33I'm learning so much.
10:35So am I to be fair?
10:36Now, how do we spell vulva?
10:38Because I don't want to end up with a new car like last time.
10:40Listen, we have something big coming up.
10:43Huge.
10:43The finale party.
10:45We would love you to choose somebody that you have met throughout your journey here
10:50to bring with you, but only if they are somebody that you feel a true connection with.
10:56And that's definitely the jury's out at this point.
10:59It'd only be a potential Ollie, I would say.
11:03Tonight we'll be the decider, I suppose.
11:06So it's make or break for Ollie and Lucinda.
11:09She better start squirting out vulva butterflies everywhere,
11:12or she'll be heading to the end of agency party all alone.
11:16So what the fuck is going on?
11:18Someone's loaded the wrong tape.
11:19This is Emma Dow.
11:21Oh, hang on.
11:22It's Nolan's farm.
11:23I've invited Mike here today to see if he could fit in on the farm,
11:28because you're either into this kind of life or you're not.
11:32That's right, Colleen.
11:32But don't you remember that David Potts and his current squeeze Anthony are coming?
11:36No?
11:37Well, take it up with the agents, because they're here.
11:42Don't leave us.
11:43Please don't go.
11:46Guys, it smells of like chicken shit.
11:52Oh, God.
11:53I'm going to need some hand sanitiser.
11:57Colleen and I have had a great time so far.
11:59We've really got on very well.
12:00We've hit it off.
12:01And each time...
12:02I've actually been sad each time I've left her.
12:04She's a lovely, lovely lady, and we're having more and more of a laugh
12:08and a kind of connection each time we meet,
12:10so I'm looking forward to that.
12:12Knock, knock!
12:14Hello!
12:17Hi, come in!
12:19Hello, how are you?
12:21Good, thanks.
12:21Good to see you.
12:22Oh, my God, you're soaking.
12:23Yeah.
12:24Hello, are you OK?
12:25I'm good, how are you?
12:27Good to meet you.
12:28Sit down.
12:29It's really, really nice to meet Anthony.
12:32David seems really smitten by him,
12:34so it's a really good opportunity to get to know him better.
12:38Jesus Christ, there's a minute!
12:39What?!
12:42No.
12:43No, it wasn't the dog, it was the cat that ran up in front of the dog.
12:46Oh, OK.
12:46I'm fine with the dog.
12:48It's the cat.
12:49You just have an aversion to pussy, don't you?
12:51I'm just petrified of any kind of puss.
12:54Makes sense.
12:56How long have you been here, then?
12:58It will be two years in June.
13:00Yeah, I've always wanted this kind of thing since I was a kid,
13:02because I've always loved animals.
13:03Yeah, I cried, actually, the first time I got it.
13:05I got it, literally, just before my 60th.
13:08Here, actually, my very first ever job was on a farm,
13:10which was really good fun, yeah.
13:12It was really nice working with me.
13:12It's so therapeutic, working amongst the animals,
13:15apart from mucking them out.
13:16Well, you'll be OK here,
13:17because I'm sure Colleen's got a lovely day
13:19of chilling out by the fire planned for you.
13:21Well, I mean, now that you're here,
13:23I feel like you should help me a bit.
13:24I've not done anything today waiting for you.
13:26OK, scratch that.
13:27She's going to use you as free labour.
13:29Have you got wellies?
13:30Can I borrow some of y'alls, please?
13:33Better make sure they're far higher,
13:35because shit is going down out there, literally.
13:37Fucking stay to that big beefy Bisto ass.
13:50Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating.
13:53And hello, what's this I see?
13:55Fresh out the golf clubhouse?
13:57Yeah, nice chinos, bro.
14:00Well, he wants something by the looks of things.
14:02Who's he going to pop his cork over?
14:04His champagne rugby man, James.
14:07Hello, celebrity dating agency.
14:09It's James.
14:10Oh, Jimmy.
14:12Come and do.
14:15Have sex with me.
14:18C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c'mon.
14:23Oh, entrée.
14:25Darling.
14:26Young man.
14:27I can...
14:28What?
14:29What?
14:30It's for you.
14:31Put it in your little cupboard out of the way.
14:32Be very careful with that cork in my naughty cupboard.
14:34Yeah.
14:34You're the only person that knows about my naughty cupboard.
14:37Not what I heard, but you do you, Tom.
14:40If I just put this in the fridge...
14:41Is that terribly rude?
14:43No, no.
14:43You can do that.
14:44I mean, I'll be very quick.
14:45I move zippily.
14:46I won't touch anything.
14:47I'm a gazelle.
14:48You are.
14:48Look at you.
14:49Or in a carpy.
14:50Oof!
14:53Shall we get Mr Haskell in?
14:55Let's get him in.
14:56Right, here we go.
14:59Hello?
15:02Tea?
15:04That's not Tom.
15:05No, it's actually James.
15:06James, get your backside up here now.
15:10Oh.
15:11One must go.
15:13Not a bad impression of Tom, as it goes.
15:15You'll be getting stuck into his naughty cupboard next.
15:18I could definitely do this job.
15:20From one work experience placement to another,
15:23back on the farm, Colleen's giving the boys a tour
15:25before putting them to work.
15:27Oh, lovely.
15:28Wow.
15:29Thanks for these wellies, by the way.
15:31I didn't realise you're a size 10.
15:32I actually got them because I knew you were coming
15:34and I knew you wouldn't have wellies.
15:36Yeah, he's really fitting in now.
15:38You can't tell he's a townie.
15:40Not one bit.
15:41Poppy, Jack, Dave, Petunia, Patel.
15:43So, Poppy, Jack and Dave, they were my first three pygmies
15:47and they all plopped the clogs.
15:50Oh, shit.
15:50Sorry, Colleen.
15:51What a feast, though.
15:52Here's me ducks.
15:53Last spring, we had five baby ducklings.
15:57Oh.
15:58And four of them had gone within 24 hours.
16:00Gone as in dead?
16:01Yeah, eaten.
16:02Taken.
16:02Taken as in food.
16:03For fuck's sake, is there anything actually alive on this farm?
16:06Oh, into the barn, is it?
16:08Now, this is a bit of me.
16:10I actually used to work in a stable back in the day,
16:13so I'm very experienced with a big stallion in between my legs.
16:18And a horse.
16:23So, this is Paddy.
16:24Hi, Paddy.
16:25Oh, what a beauty.
16:27This is Paddy, who is on palliative care, very sadly.
16:30Fucking hell, of course he is.
16:31Is this a farm or a hospice?
16:32Guess where Paddy's tumours are.
16:34Where?
16:35In his willy.
16:36Oh.
16:36You can get tumours on your willy.
16:38I thought mine had just got bigger.
16:40Fuck.
16:41Doctor!
16:42Have a look at this, will ya?
16:44It's got three heads on it.
16:46So, I was thinking that you two...
16:50Mm-hmm.
16:50My goats need feeding.
16:52Are we gonna do the goats?
16:53Yeah.
16:54Little pygmy goats.
16:55Nice.
16:55Gotta hand feed them.
16:56And then, me and you, we've got the hard job.
16:59Mwah.
16:59We are mucking out.
17:00Oh, perfect.
17:01I am fine with that.
17:03I'll do the way, sir.
17:04Yeah.
17:04Bye, guys.
17:06Enjoy getting covered in shit.
17:08Yeah, just hurry up before those hairy little bastards throw themselves off a roof.
17:14Okay, let's escape the harrowing horror of Cleans Farm and return to the agency where big man James is on
17:20the up.
17:21The stairs.
17:22He's heading in for some TNA.
17:24The agent's not like that.
17:26Come on in!
17:28Hello.
17:30Hello.
17:30Oh, that was so dainty.
17:32On his last date, the big man put Feisty P.T. Dot on the spot.
17:35I still don't know whether you fancy me.
17:37Well, I'm not gonna tell you.
17:39So, how do you normally end, like, second dates?
17:41What's the question? Be more specific.
17:44What about? Do you have a kissing date?
17:46I would say I have a third date, yes.
17:47So, I have to get a third date and that's when I get my...
17:50Yeah.
17:51That's the result, if you ask me.
17:52Let's talk about you.
17:54My favourite subject.
17:55It's all about you. Yes.
17:57You and Dottie. Yes.
18:00What's going on?
18:01It was a great date.
18:03We chatted non-stop, we laughed non-stop, she looked beautiful.
18:07We had a vibe.
18:08I...
18:10We definitely became...
18:11Well...
18:12So, after the Stixer, I was sort of left thinking,
18:17does she fancy me?
18:19Is she actually interested?
18:20Did you ask her that?
18:21I did. And?
18:22I think we'd ascertain that she does fancy me.
18:24We had a chat about whether she would kiss on a second date.
18:30We had a chat about it?
18:32We had a chat about it, yes.
18:33Okay.
18:34Yeah, I got off a graph and a PowerPoint and I said, you know...
18:36Let's chat.
18:37Yeah, I said, let's chat.
18:38How to kiss.
18:39Well, okay, so genuinely, I...
18:42On a date, I would always ask if I could kiss someone.
18:46Good.
18:47I mean, some people say it sort of takes the romance out of it,
18:49but actually, I think it makes me much more comfortable
18:51and I don't...
18:52I actually find it a really hot request.
18:55Well, do you fancy her then?
18:55Let's hear from her.
18:57Well, yes, let's.
18:59Did you see another side of James on this date?
19:03Yes, he was more flirty on this date, which I enjoyed.
19:08She liked it.
19:10Get in!
19:11Nice one, Jimbo.
19:12You're a little face.
19:14You're a little face.
19:15Little face?
19:16It's bigger than my garage.
19:18Ooh.
19:19Go on, go on.
19:20This next one is juicy.
19:21Give me the juice.
19:22Do you want the juice?
19:23Yeah, I want love juice.
19:24It's juicy, guys.
19:27Did you want to kiss?
19:29She said, I do want to kiss him, but I'm waiting for date three.
19:37So, the desire is there and is communicated.
19:41So, it would be remiss at this point to not continue this.
19:46Dottie, this is a really exciting prospect.
19:48I mean, would you say since coming out of your marriage
19:51that Dottie is the most you've got close to potentially
19:55a connection with someone else?
19:57In terms of someone that definitely has all the characteristics
20:01that I like and it's very easy after two dates.
20:03Yeah, 100%.
20:05100%.
20:06Wow.
20:06Love that.
20:07Okay.
20:07Love that.
20:08Who knew from that first day of shit chat, James?
20:14You are getting sarcasm, eh?
20:16I don't think she was being sarcastic there, Jimbo.
20:19We are throwing an agency event.
20:22Okay.
20:22Okay.
20:23And we would love for all of our celebrities to bring with them
20:28somebody that they have most connected with during their time
20:30here in the agency.
20:32Sounds good?
20:33Sounds perfect.
20:33Let's make it happen.
20:34All right.
20:36Cheers, ladies.
20:37I'm a Dottie.
20:38I'll see you both later.
20:39Have fun.
20:40Oh, that's a cute necklace.
20:41You know, I've never air-kissed anyone until I came on this programme.
20:44You wear a shitload of face out.
20:46I've never done...
20:47I've never...
20:48I've never done this either.
20:50Oh, classic Castanets action.
20:52Clocked it.
20:52Clocked it.
20:53See you later.
20:54Do it with your rugby friends.
20:56Yeah, I will.
20:56See you guys later.
20:57Bye, darling.
20:59I think this third date, there's a lot riding on it.
21:03They haven't kissed, and I think kissing tells you a lot more.
21:06So, maybe that will help him make a final decision.
21:13It all hinges on this.
21:15Yes.
21:16Well, we shall see.
21:18Yeah.
21:22Oh, God, no.
21:24Back to Bleak House Farm.
21:26Can Mike turn it around and find some joy up here?
21:29By, erm, shoveling some shit?
21:31Seems unlikely.
21:32But here we go.
21:34Poor fucker.
21:41If you could get that big poo there.
21:45Do you want me to go quicker?
21:49Take that off.
21:51The coat?
21:54Don't waste the bedding.
21:55Why have a dog and bark yourself, Mike?
21:57That's what I'm saying.
22:03You'll be aching tomorrow.
22:05I'm aching now.
22:10I'm glad you've seen how I really live, who I really am.
22:17No, it's good.
22:18Don't let...
22:19I don't just let anyone on this farm, you know.
22:21Just so you know.
22:22No?
22:23Don't let anyone help me shovel my shit.
22:26It's a privilege and an honour.
22:28I'm very impressed with Mike getting stuck in.
22:32And maybe I could see him coming to the farm again.
22:34You know, who knows?
22:36Bit more mucking out, if you know what I mean.
22:39I think so.
22:40Ooh!
22:41We need to empty that wheelbarrow.
22:43You know, I've done a few things in the past.
22:45I was once...
22:46Oh, here we go.
22:47...in the Wheelbarrow Olympics.
22:49Thank you very much.
22:51On the other side of Cold Killer Farm,
22:53Colleen's put David and Anthony in charge of a very important task.
22:57Feeding the pygmy goats.
22:58I'm scared.
22:59I'm scared a little bit, if I'm being completely honest.
23:02Are they big?
23:03We're about to find out, love.
23:05Where the hell are they?
23:06Are they that small?
23:09Can't any bastards see them?
23:11Oh, shit.
23:12It's got horns, quick.
23:13I need to put my gloves on.
23:14No, I need to quickly put my gloves on.
23:16Is he kidding?
23:17And yes, that is a goat pun.
23:20Come here.
23:24Ah!
23:25Oh!
23:26Why did it do that?
23:28I'm few, look at my coat.
23:30It's filthy.
23:30Oh.
23:31You little bugger.
23:32One day you'll look back on this
23:34and realise that goat was trying to do you a favour.
23:37Could you see yourself being a...
23:38A goat dad.
23:39A goat dad or a dad in general?
23:41No.
23:41A dad in general.
23:42Really?
23:44Do you know what my thing is?
23:45I think I'm too impatient.
23:47Right.
23:48Like, I feel like it's a lot being a parent.
23:51Do you want kids?
23:52I don't know.
23:52I don't know if that sort of ship sailed
23:55or we could go on that journey.
23:57I don't know.
23:58What do you think?
23:58We could go on that journey.
24:00We could...
24:00Well, I meant generally we.
24:03As in, like, we as in me and you together
24:05or as in, like, we as in, like, we could both do it separately?
24:10I'm not really sure about the answer to that question right now.
24:13OK.
24:13I'm just trying to suss Auntie out
24:15and just see where things are going.
24:17But he went and truly dodged that question.
24:22Now I'm just thinking, I don't really know what he wants.
24:25I don't want kids anyway.
24:26No.
24:27We wouldn't be very good parents anyway
24:28because we can't even get three goats out of the pen.
24:31Well, has that cleared things up for you, David?
24:34No?
24:34Well, have a think about it over the break.
24:44Welcome back to So Let's Go Dating,
24:46where it's double date o'clock in the countryside
24:48for Colleen and Mike and David and Anthony.
24:54And Colleen has pulled out all the stops
24:55and booked an exclusive table round the back of her local boozer.
25:02Cheers to the fam.
25:03Yes.
25:04Cheers to the fam.
25:05Cheers to the double date.
25:06Cheers to the double date.
25:07Cheers to the double date.
25:08Cheers to him sitting there going,
25:10I'm never going back there.
25:12Let me know when you've got the pool up or something
25:15and the sun loungers, then I'll return.
25:18No, it was actually so much fun.
25:19I had such a good time.
25:20Yes.
25:22It gave us a good insight into the future, didn't it?
25:24Feeding your goats.
25:25Feeding the goats, we found out about our future.
25:27We're never having children and we're never having goats.
25:30We can't look after anything.
25:32Are you yawning?
25:33Are you all right?
25:34I was belching quietly.
25:37I thought you was in pure shot.
25:39That's better.
25:40I'm less offended by the belch than I am about a yawn.
25:43The bored yawn.
25:44I was more worried that he succumbed to the curse of Colleen's farm,
25:48if you get what I mean.
25:48This is giving you an insight into what could be life together.
25:55What does Colleen do in her spare time?
25:57Moved poo.
25:58It was going fantastic until muck spreading.
26:01OK.
26:02But I thought, look.
26:02You're all right.
26:03You're all right.
26:04We'll be an invite to the farm again, shall we?
26:06We might not want to go to the farm again.
26:08You might have to think, sod that.
26:09Would you like to go to the farm again?
26:10Would you like, yeah.
26:11I would love to go to the farm again.
26:13I will be going to the farm again.
26:15That's lovely.
26:32These four seem to be getting on like pigs in shit,
26:34which is exactly what's all over David's coat.
26:41Over to Lucinda, who's arriving for her date with Ollie.
26:44If all goes well tonight, he could bag himself an invite to the series finale party.
26:49This second date is a bit of a make or break.
26:53Is there a bit of sexy, flirty banter?
26:56Ooh.
26:58Yeah.
26:59Yeah, just lob your coat anywhere.
27:01This looks so light.
27:02I feel like a bit of a black hat tonight.
27:05So, meow, look at Ollie.
27:08I am feeling a mixture of kind of excitement.
27:12A little bit nervous.
27:13I think tonight is about finding out whether the connection and the click is there
27:17and whether I'm going to be moving to Australia.
27:19Joke.
27:20Ooh, someone's keen.
27:23There he is.
27:26Hiya.
27:27Fancy seeing you here.
27:29Good to see you again.
27:31And you.
27:31Mwah.
27:32Well done for making up.
27:37Hey, this is nice.
27:38Thank you very much.
27:39What a cool piece.
27:40It's my Sunday best.
27:41Bit of velvet.
27:43You can order for me if you'd like.
27:45What?
27:46Just...
27:47What do you think?
27:48Ooh, Lucinda's remembered Dr Tara's tip.
27:51And boy, does that doctor like a tip.
27:53That's a penis joke.
27:54She's into sex.
27:55Sugar daddy cocktail specials.
27:58Right.
27:58Did you ask them to put that on the menu?
28:00That might be you, actually.
28:01You've been sugar daddy tonight.
28:04Great.
28:04You could be my sugar daddy.
28:06Could I?
28:07Well.
28:08I'm only 30.
28:11That's about another 30.
28:12Right.
28:14Well, I think, let's get a, let's get a picante.
28:20Okay.
28:21And an old fashioned.
28:22I think we've got to go separate and then we can do a little...
28:25Taster.
28:26Little swapsies.
28:27Are you the old fashioned?
28:31I'm the picante.
28:32I was one.
28:34Can you tell?
28:35The agents told me to get Ollie to lead and he's really risen to the occasion.
28:42Full permission.
28:43Like, look at this guy go.
28:44This is quite sexy.
28:46I just want to really nick the rim.
28:48Mmm.
28:49Dr T will be so proud.
28:52Noted.
28:55Have you had a lick of that?
28:56Come on, Ollie.
28:57She's leaving you an open goal there.
29:00You're salty.
29:01See, I know if I offer you something like that, you'll say yes.
29:05I do say yes too much in my life.
29:07No, never too much.
29:08Yes.
29:09That is good, isn't it?
29:09The salty.
29:10Yeah.
29:11Well, this is looking good for Ollie and Lucinda.
29:13I'm quite excited.
29:14Meanwhile, Jimbo will be hoping his tongue might be getting a little busy too.
29:18But just kiss in mind as he's got another date with Dottie.
29:21The third date is pretty well in there.
29:23I haven't been on a third date in a very long time.
29:26I would say definitely going from date one to now, the attraction to James has grown.
29:31If James places cards right, there may be a kiss on the cards.
29:35But who knows?
29:36Let's see.
29:38Well, he's playing patience well.
29:40Keep it up.
29:40And he might be playing poker later.
29:49Hello.
29:49Wow, look at you.
29:51How are you doing?
29:52What are you giggling to yourself about?
29:53Just the little glue.
29:55I could hear little tippy-tappy toes and I was like that.
29:58Well, that sounds like a lady to me.
30:00Oh, sorry.
30:01I believe my manners.
30:02I'll do it.
30:03I'll do it.
30:03I'll pull your chair out the list I can do.
30:06How are you doing?
30:06I'm very well, thank you.
30:08Thanks.
30:08You look bangin'.
30:10Bangin'.
30:10Bangin'.
30:11Bangin'.
30:12Is that the only thing to say?
30:13I don't know.
30:13I think he's got bangin' on the brain.
30:15Or maybe that's just me.
30:16Sorry to keep you waiting.
30:18It's alright.
30:19It's the second time now.
30:20Yeah.
30:21I don't care.
30:24I don't care.
30:25Oh, he's gone all flustered.
30:26I think he likes her.
30:30I don't know if I...
30:32I go sort of floating between being on time and not being on time.
30:35I'm getting worse.
30:36Are you?
30:37It generally took me an hour.
30:38It's an easy boy to boy, isn't it?
30:40Yeah.
30:41Yeah.
30:42I mean, there isn't a lot going on anyway.
30:43I wouldn't want to be a boy, though.
30:44Would you not?
30:45No.
30:46Why would you not want to be a boy?
30:48Well, I'd love to be a girl.
30:49Would you?
30:49Why?
30:50I'd never leave the house.
30:52Naughty boy.
30:53Every time I see Dottie, we have the best time.
30:56I always get a bit silly, a bit like a Labrador, get a bit giddy,
30:58with tails wagging.
30:59I'm just genuinely enjoying us getting to know each other.
31:02Alright, Ix.
31:02Tell me about your Ix.
31:03I don't really have any.
31:05I mean...
31:06Have I given you any?
31:08No.
31:11You said that very...
31:12You said that too quickly.
31:14No.
31:14If you gave me an ick, I wouldn't be on date three with you.
31:17It is third date, by the way.
31:18I know.
31:19What about you?
31:20What's your gigs?
31:21Oh, no.
31:21You've done all right so far.
31:22Oh, right.
31:23I haven't...
31:23I haven't fucked you up yet.
31:25Well, I think it would be quite nice.
31:26Not yet.
31:27No, but everyone gets...
31:27Everyone annoys everyone a bit.
31:29Alright.
31:29What would you annoy me with?
31:31Have you heard him DJ?
31:34Erm...
31:35Work, probably.
31:36Being away a lot.
31:37That might be annoying.
31:39Maybe not.
31:40Maybe perfect for you.
31:41If it looks like.
31:43Erm...
31:43What else?
31:43Talking too much?
31:45That'd grate you a little bit.
31:47Imagine.
31:48Possibly.
31:49Imagine.
31:50Do you know what?
31:51Like, my job's super sociable, so I'll be talking to clients all day, teaching classes,
31:54whatever.
31:55When I get home, sometimes I just don't really want to talk.
31:59Yeah.
31:59Just, like, have...
32:00Like, say hi, how was your day?
32:01Yeah.
32:02Then just, like, let me come into the house and, like, just have a little bit of...
32:06I like how we've moved in together now already.
32:08What the hell?
32:09That escalated.
32:10Suddenly, I'm talking to you when you come home from work.
32:12Wow.
32:13I mean, I'm quite quiet on my own.
32:14Yeah.
32:15In our fictional house that we live in together.
32:19Right, let's move out of their fictional fantasy house and back to this actual boozer
32:23with real ales and genuine celebs.
32:26OMG, look, they're there on that table by the bogs.
32:29So, how's it been for you two?
32:30You've asked enough about us?
32:32Yeah, I think we have a laugh, don't we?
32:34We do.
32:34We do really have a laugh.
32:35You couldn't ask for someone that kinder or funnier than David.
32:39Oh, you could, but...
32:41Well...
32:41They just weren't available.
32:43But I didn't get that, but they didn't get that.
32:43You could, but they just didn't listen.
32:45So, you know, I've got to get you.
32:46But, yeah, no, it's been fun and a great experience.
32:51I think it's just, like, one of them, it's nice to see what's going to happen.
32:54Yeah.
32:54It's a really good thing when you feel really comfortable with someone.
32:57I think so, yeah.
32:59You think so?
32:59I think so.
33:00You're not sure, are you?
33:01No.
33:02I'm joking.
33:03He's not sure.
33:04Is he not sure?
33:05He's not sure.
33:05No, no, no, I didn't say that.
33:10And saying that he was unsure about our relationship has just really thrown me.
33:14And now I'm just starting to worry that he doesn't like me as much as I like him.
33:20Can't deal with this.
33:23Do you have any doubts?
33:25I have doubts about, erm, because I've been divorced twice, so.
33:28Me too.
33:29Erm, so it's hard to sort of put yourself out there again.
33:32And I don't, definitely don't want to be like Ross Geller and divorced three times, so.
33:37Who?
33:38Out of friends.
33:39He was a guy who just got divorced all the time.
33:41Oh, OK.
33:41Oh, yeah, yeah.
33:42Yeah, yeah.
33:42He's got no idea.
33:44But then you obviously are at a point where you did want to meet someone, otherwise you
33:48wouldn't have agreed to this.
33:49Exactly.
33:50Yeah.
33:51I think it's just scary, isn't it?
33:53By the look of her, not as scary as Colleen's going to get if you mess David around.
34:00Now it's time to check in with these lovebirds to see if Lucinda's getting those butterflies
34:05or whatever the hell she was on about earlier.
34:08We're in England.
34:10You're Australian.
34:11He's nothing if not factually correct.
34:14How does dating work in your mind of the future?
34:18Well, I'm open to dating an English man that's a bit of a free spirit.
34:24You know, that is up for a bit more of an alternative life than just living in England.
34:30Like, doesn't mind a bit of southern hemisphere and a bit of northern hemisphere.
34:36I hope he's been collecting his avios points.
34:38I feel like I am home wherever I run.
34:43Dr T suggested that I should ask Ollie what he's like in the bedroom.
34:48So I'm going to spice things up and do that.
34:50Oh God.
34:51Here we go.
34:53What sort of lover are you, do you reckon?
34:56Me?
34:57Weak, lazy and quick.
34:59Also, very tidy man.
35:00You won't even know I've been.
35:01I can be introverted and I can be extroverted.
35:05I don't need all the bling and all the...
35:07The fetish.
35:09Do you know what I mean?
35:10My fetish days are over.
35:12So they haven't started.
35:13Maybe.
35:15Is that your thing?
35:16No.
35:17Not really.
35:18I wasn't expecting to say yes.
35:20You weren't giving fetish vibes off.
35:22It's not really my thing either.
35:24No.
35:25Fetish?
35:25Absolutely not.
35:26Sex up a trip at a festival?
35:27Sure.
35:28Why not?
35:30Meanwhile, ex-rugga-bugga hasks trying to break down Dottie's defences.
35:35Can you get vulnerable?
35:37It took a long time.
35:38I remember what you said last day.
35:39You were like, you takes your while to keep your guard down.
35:40That's why I had to go, do you fancy me?
35:42Do you fancy me?
35:44No.
35:44Can I kiss you?
35:45Do you fancy me?
35:45No.
35:46Yes, TBC?
35:47Yeah, it takes a lot.
35:48Really?
35:49Yeah.
35:49Well, don't get vulnerable tonight.
35:50Why are you crying during dinner?
35:52I'm crying during dinner.
35:53Like, oh, God.
35:54I reckon I'll ask you one question.
35:55She's sitting here while you're crying into a steak.
35:57I'm like, fuck's sake.
35:59No, it's not.
36:00Like, emotional vulnerability, I'm fine with it.
36:02It's more like romantic vulnerability.
36:03That's where I'm like...
36:06Why, though?
36:06Why like that?
36:07Because it hurts.
36:08What do you mean?
36:09Does someone really hurt you?
36:09Come on.
36:10No, I think...
36:11Speak to Dr Haskell.
36:13It's okay.
36:14Hey.
36:14It's okay.
36:15You'll be okay.
36:18Okay.
36:18So, it's a long-term relationship.
36:20How long was it?
36:21Seven and a half.
36:21You know, we were on a trajectory of like, you know, we had the house, we had the dude
36:25dogs.
36:25We bought a house together.
36:26Yeah.
36:28Hello.
36:29Hello.
36:30Oh, thank you.
36:30No problem.
36:32Thank you very much.
36:33Thank you very much.
36:34Did you break up with him?
36:34Did you break up with you?
36:35It was very much mutual.
36:36And the worst thing is, there was no like, lost.
36:39Big moment.
36:39No, no.
36:40It wasn't like, we didn't love each other.
36:41It was just, we weren't the right people.
36:44We just, we loved each other, but yeah, we just grew apart.
36:47Buddy.
36:47I feel like we've reached a new depth here today.
36:50There you go.
36:50Look at you.
36:51Tell me about yours then.
36:52I've been very, I've been very open.
36:54Let's hear about yours.
36:55Well, what would you like to know about what?
36:56What do you want to tell me?
36:58I've probably had four serious relationships in my life.
37:00I mean, the first one ended pretty badly, um, with, um, stuff in the media and that kind
37:07of, you know, that wasn't ideal.
37:09Um, so that was difficult.
37:11Then the second one ended pretty badly.
37:13Um, so that wasn't great.
37:17Third one ended badly.
37:18Third one, third one, third one was all right.
37:20And then I, then I met Chloe and it was amazing.
37:22And we basically, we were together for sort of a 10 year, 11 year period.
37:25Yeah.
37:26Got married, had a daughter.
37:27I went from being kind of playing a sport to retiring.
37:32Then we decided to have a kid.
37:34Then I got to DJ lots in Ibiza.
37:36I probably was a bit selfish.
37:37You know, if I had a DJ set instead of like flying in and flying out, I'd stay an extra
37:40day.
37:41I did drop the ball in that front.
37:42And then you kind of, relationship breaks down for whatever reasons.
37:46And then you kind of then, I've got a daughter in the mix.
37:49That was challenging.
37:50And then the last kind of two years, you know, my priorities have changed in terms of, it's
37:55about my daughter and it's been about work.
37:57Listen, I'm very transparent.
37:59Actually, for all my bravado and jokes, I'd...
38:01Yeah, you have been.
38:02You have.
38:03You know I've answered you.
38:05I was like, yeah, I want to kiss you.
38:06Yeah, you're nice.
38:06Yeah, you're nice.
38:07This is how I feel.
38:08It's not really a closed book.
38:10Fair play to Hasky's pulled out all the stops.
38:12But the big question is, will Dottie pucker up or pucker off?
38:24Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating.
38:26And we're at Colleen's local inn.
38:28Erm, I'm not meant to say actually, these celebs don't just want any old random plebs
38:32walking up to them.
38:33Speaking of which, who the hell is this guy?
38:35Right then.
38:36Right then.
38:37He looks just like Shane Ritchie.
38:39Colleen's ex-husband and father of their child, Shane Ritchie Jr.
38:42Oh my God, this is my son. Shane, my eldest.
38:46Hello, nice.
38:46Hi Shane.
38:47Oh, it is him.
38:48So which one's on a date with my mum?
38:50Shane.
38:51What's your name?
38:53What's your name?
38:53What's my name?
38:55Mike.
38:55Mike, lovely to meet you.
38:56Your hands are shaking, what a waste.
38:58Shane Ritchie Jr's coming in hot with the wanking jokes.
39:01Shall I call you step-dad?
39:03Oh!
39:04Ding, ding.
39:05He's done another.
39:06I like him mate, straight out of the bat.
39:08Good man.
39:08You've got kind eyes.
39:09I'm not going to lie, it's a surprise to see Shane turn up here.
39:13But do you know what?
39:13He's chatting away to Mike and it seems to be going quite well.
39:17Can I ask a serious question?
39:18Oh God, please don't.
39:19Why?
39:20No, I don't.
39:21Come on mate, you're not actually Shane Ritchie.
39:23Well, actually, technically, he is.
39:25Do you know what?
39:25You two look good together.
39:27Yeah.
39:27Yeah.
39:27They do, they do, aren't they?
39:29They do.
39:30Oh!
39:31Right, outside.
39:32Outside.
39:34That was an excuse to kiss her.
39:36You piece of shit.
39:37Shane Ritchie Jr.
39:39What a few minutes.
39:40Get him on next series if he's single.
39:46Back to Lucinda now, who's still trying to inject a bit of flirtatious banter into her date with Ollie.
39:52Am I your type?
39:53I think, to have a connection in chemistry and...
39:57Oh, you feel chemistry with me.
39:59There's definitely an attraction as...
40:01You're attracted to me.
40:02Was that not obvious?
40:04Oh.
40:04Yeah, you are, you're definitely a striking beautiful woman.
40:08Aw.
40:10I mean, I'm curious.
40:12Yeah.
40:12I want to get to know you a bit more.
40:16And you're very handsome.
40:17Thank you very much.
40:20Enjoyed seeing you again.
40:22Yeah, and you.
40:24In a very different light.
40:26Mm-hmm.
40:26In every capacity.
40:28No.
40:30But we should probably get out of here.
40:31Should we?
40:32I think we should.
40:33Let's go.
40:34All right.
40:34Let's do it.
40:37Do you know what?
40:38It's quite surprised me.
40:40It could be the Bacantes.
40:41I don't think it is.
40:42But I actually quite like Ollie.
40:45Yes, this is progress.
40:47Lucinda and I are walking out of here very open.
40:50There's clearly an energy, a connection, a curiosity.
40:54And I think we're two people that would like to continue the conversation.
40:58One for the road.
40:59Yeah.
41:00This way.
41:00That way.
41:02So, I'm not sure what's going to happen still at the finale.
41:05He might have a seat at the table.
41:07Or I might just swan in on my own song.
41:10The jury's out.
41:12The jury's out, but the next round of drinks will be shortly in.
41:15Go on, Lucinda.
41:19Back at the boozer, while the boys get around in at the bar,
41:22Colleen is taking the opportunity to have a sneaky one-on-one chat
41:25with her son, Shane Ritchie Jr.
41:27So?
41:28SRJ.
41:29How's it going?
41:30It's going really well, actually.
41:31I like him.
41:32He's a great guy.
41:33He's really nice.
41:36You're not sure, are you?
41:37Erm, I am sure as far as I really like him.
41:41Yeah, maybe just give someone like him a try.
41:45A nice person.
41:46Well, this is what the agents were saying when I spoke to the agents,
41:48because they were saying I'm used to going in all guns blazing.
41:52And, you know, and I base everything on that.
41:56Yeah, of course.
41:57I get that.
41:58Which is natural, you know.
41:59So, if I do...
42:01Well, put it this way.
42:02I wouldn't be on my third date with him if I didn't.
42:04If it was an absolute no-go, I'd be like, no.
42:07I'm glad you like him.
42:08No, I do really like him.
42:09I knew you would.
42:10But I think he's well into you.
42:12I think I'm just terrified.
42:13Yeah, you are.
42:14And I get that.
42:15All I want you to be is happy.
42:19And I think all, I can speak on behalf of all of your kids,
42:23that we just want you to be happy.
42:25And, but I must say, this app is I've seen you for a long time.
42:29I'm proud of you.
42:30Thanks.
42:30And I know you're really...
42:31I'm so glad you came in and you met him.
42:32No, but I know you're enjoying this process and I'm really glad
42:34and I'm really happy.
42:35Best thing I've ever done.
42:35It is, isn't it?
42:36Best thing I've ever done.
42:37Can I come, Tenerife?
42:38Next time?
42:39Next time.
42:40Well, hopefully we won't be next time.
42:42Hello.
42:42Oh, no.
42:43Thank God for that.
42:46Sorry, I'll give you your seats back.
42:49Mum, I'm going to leave you to it.
42:50Thanks.
42:51Mike?
42:51Great to see you, Shane.
42:53All I can say is good luck, because that is a challenge.
42:59Cheers, guys, to a double date.
43:02Cheers, everyone.
43:03Cheers.
43:03Have an amazing date.
43:04Thank you so much.
43:06Come on then, let's go.
43:08Oh, we need to pay.
43:10Are we paying?
43:10Oh, it's on me, guys.
43:11Oh, thank you.
43:12She's a local.
43:13She'll just take it out your wages.
43:16Mike is just so much fun.
43:18I've had such a good date.
43:19You know what it is?
43:20I feel so at ease with him, actually.
43:22He's lovely, yeah.
43:22I can just be myself with him.
43:23I really like him.
43:24Looks like that chat with Shane Ritchie Jr. has paid off,
43:27and Colleen's sounding much more positive.
43:29Oh, it's dark now.
43:30I would love to see Colleen again.
43:32I think I've got to get back and get that muck spreading done about right.
43:36Yes, Mike.
43:37That's really cute.
43:38Assuming muck spreading isn't a horrible euphemism.
43:41Oh, my neck.
43:42We went in and it was light, come out and it's dark.
43:44Yeah, that is how time works, Potsy.
43:46Me and Ant are going to see what happens.
43:50Go with the flow.
43:51I'm not putting pressure on it, so I'm just going to go with the flow.
43:55Oh, double gate!
43:57What a team!
43:58Double gate, guys.
43:59Come on, then, let's go.
44:00Come on, let's go.
44:01I've just had, like, the best day ever.
44:03It's been brilliant.
44:03Aww.
44:04I think going forward, the future of me and David is so up in the air.
44:09I think I've got a lot of past things to overcome.
44:13Aye?
44:14I think there's been a huge question mark
44:16whether I would want to get into a full-on relationship at this point,
44:19but I think if I was going to move forward with someone,
44:22I think it probably would be with someone like David.
44:24David or someone like David.
44:26Don't do this to me, Anthony!
44:31When we left Dottie and ex-England rugby player Hask,
44:34it's safe to say he was having a good game.
44:37Let's see if he can continue this form
44:38and get a smooch at the end of the day.
44:40This is going to sound so serious.
44:43OK.
44:44What are your intentions?
44:45Ooh, hospital pass.
44:47Let's see how he handles this.
44:49I think day three is, like...
44:52Day three for me is rare.
44:53You're welcome.
44:55You're welcome.
44:56You're welcome.
44:57You're welcome.
44:57My intention is to find out more about Dottie.
45:03That's my intention.
45:04To find out what, you know, all these, like...
45:06Is there more affection?
45:08Is there more love to give?
45:09That's what I'm going to find out.
45:10OK.
45:11Deal?
45:11Yeah.
45:12Right, shall we go?
45:13Yeah.
45:13Let's do it.
45:14There's definitely a romantic connection.
45:15I think she's very attractive.
45:17She makes me laugh.
45:18I enjoy her company.
45:20Those are the great building blocks of any sort of future relationship.
45:23Come on.
45:24Yeah.
45:24Let's go.
45:25No, today was fun.
45:26It was fun, wasn't it?
45:27Yeah.
45:28It was nice.
45:28I think the chemistry is there.
45:30Between me and James.
45:32That's all I'm going to say.
45:33All right.
45:33My turn.
45:34Kiss.
45:35Kiss.
45:36My eyes kiss you.
45:37Kiss.
45:38I am.
45:39Really?
45:39Yes.
45:41Yes, James.
45:42First kiss secured.
45:44And it's a cracker.
45:46The size of him.
45:48Look at his hands on her head.
45:50Looks like he's getting a jack of potato ready for the oven.
45:52Limey.
45:53Pass me the DJ horn.
45:57Next time.
45:59There's trouble for David and Ant.
46:02I feel like it should be easy.
46:03It shouldn't be hard work.
46:06Gabby has some doubts.
46:08Do you think this is a risk?
46:09Yeah.
46:10I felt like this whole situation was a risk.
46:12And is it the end of the road for Steven?
46:15I'm tired.
46:16Is the truth.
46:17Yes.
46:17As our celebs.
46:19You're frisky today, aren't you?
46:21I'm charged.
46:22Go.
46:23Hello, mate.
46:24Oh, my God.
46:25Dating.
46:26Do you think I'm a video?
46:28Yeah.