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00:02Previously, the celebs touched down in Tenerife, where it was all aboard the love boat for Gabby and Carl, before
00:13hitting choppy waters.
00:14I'm exhausted. I feel like I was asking all of the questions and I got nothing back. I need more.
00:20Other celebs turned up the heat, waiting for their plus ones to arrive.
00:24Shall we play the dick and vagina game?
00:27And David's temperature rose on his date with firefighter Thomas.
00:31Tenerife knows how to turn the heat up. They're trying to get you to get your oars out.
00:35Before he was left out in the cold.
00:37I'm not in tow.
00:39We're not that cold. It's Tener's.
00:42Tonight, welcome to Spain.
00:44There's dressing up.
00:48Dressing down.
00:49Do you know why we're here?
00:50No. I have no idea.
00:53And whatever the hell this is.
00:54We've come to feel the frequency.
00:56As our celebs.
00:58Can I tell them about the barbecue?
01:00Yes!
01:01Go!
01:02Come on!
01:04Stop it!
01:06Vibrating.
01:07Hi.
01:08I'm in the mood.
01:09Me and all. I've got one of them in purple.
01:18Welcome to Celebs Go Dating, where we've splashed a load of cash to fly our love-hungry stars out to
01:23Tenerife and set them up in a swanky villa to see if they can score in the sunshine.
01:29And after another fun-filled day and night on their sexy package holiday, the celebs are rising and shining and
01:36regrouping at Brekkie.
01:38Oh, nice glasses.
01:40Cooey!
01:41Oh, nice apron.
01:42Here he is.
01:42Hello.
01:43Oh, yum.
01:44We love a domestic man.
01:46With muscles.
01:47Thought you'd like a bit of food.
01:48Yeah.
01:49Because you had your big dates, didn't you?
01:50We did.
01:51Gabby and yourself?
01:52How are you feeling?
01:54Yeah, do you know what?
01:55Like, obviously, he came back.
01:56We spoke around the pool for a bit.
01:58I definitely want to see him again, but because it was such a good day, I'm also excited to see
02:02what else is out there and, like, have fun.
02:05What about you, Gabby?
02:06How are you feeling after?
02:08Well, I think if I was to go for another date with him, maybe it would be better because he
02:15would be less nervous, but do I have time to do that?
02:17Hmm.
02:18I think you need a bit of electricity.
02:20Yeah.
02:21What I want for you is for your whole genital arena to be on fire.
02:25Me too.
02:26Where'd you get tickets for the genital arena?
02:28Mine's more of a stadium.
02:31Great acoustics, apparently.
02:33Clothes for repairs.
02:34Clothes for refurbishment.
02:35Steve will see.
02:36Blood damage.
02:38Mine's like a one-man pop-up tent.
02:40Easy to erect.
02:41Impossible to get down again.
02:46Elsewhere on the island, A-dubs Dr T and PCB are at the agency's international headquarters where they're having a
02:52rooftop rendezvous, which is French for doing bugger all.
02:57So what are we doing today, guys?
02:59Good question.
03:00Well, do you know what?
03:01It's actually a really busy day.
03:02Don't make me laugh.
03:04Gabby and David have been on their dates.
03:06That's right.
03:06Yeah.
03:07Oh, and David's coming in today.
03:09He is.
03:09Can't wait to talk to him.
03:10Yeah.
03:11Let's see how this date did go.
03:13Let's see how this date did go.
03:15Is there vodka in that orange juice?
03:16And also, exciting, Stephen's joining us today.
03:20Oh, yes.
03:20Finally.
03:21Yeah, this is good.
03:22Yeah.
03:22We've picked an absolute bobby dancer for him.
03:25Stephen and James are going on a date together.
03:27Why don't we pop along to the Stephen and James date?
03:32I would love to.
03:32Yeah?
03:33Where will you find the time?
03:34And Colleen's going on a date, so I'm going to pop by the villa.
03:37You know, a little girl cheerleader moment and maybe bring a little gift.
03:42Oh, okay.
03:43A little gift or a big gift.
03:44Paul, you should know this.
03:45It's not about the size grid.
03:47It's what you do with it.
03:48It's the...
03:49Oh, here we go.
03:50It's the motion in the ocean.
03:52Oh, there's a spark in the dark.
03:54There's a glide in my ride.
03:55There's fizz in my...
03:57That's enough of that.
03:58This tends to be the case, I've noticed, is that the moment that you talk about someone's penis size, if
04:04they have a relatively small penis, they're hyper-defensive about it.
04:08We've had celebs.
04:10Oh.
04:10Oh, my God.
04:11Really?
04:12Oh, my God.
04:12They've nearly quit.
04:13Yeah.
04:14What?
04:14You talk about it.
04:15Talk about a knob.
04:16What?
04:16Yeah.
04:17I didn't quit, though, did I?
04:18They're not talking about me anyway, alright?
04:21Right, let's get back to the Singleton Villa, where there are dates aplenty on the beautiful sunny horizon.
04:27You three are going on a date today.
04:29We are.
04:30Yes.
04:30I'm really excited now.
04:31Yeah.
04:32About Dave and Steve.
04:33We might be quite compatible.
04:34How are you feeling about your date?
04:36Do you know what?
04:36I'm actually really excited.
04:37For me, it's got to be a spark.
04:40It's got to be that chemistry.
04:41Where do you feel your spark?
04:42In your heart?
04:43Or your...
04:43Yeah, mine's always in the old...
04:46Especially when it's plugged into the old...
04:49No, I think for me, I'm actually...
04:51Do you know what?
04:52It's very easy to have one without the other.
04:54So true.
04:54And so I'm trying to make sure the two match.
04:57Yeah.
04:57So true.
04:59How about you?
05:01Yeah, how about you?
05:03I'm so excited about your day.
05:04I'm so excited about your day.
05:06What are you?
05:06Steve's such a spunk.
05:07Yeah, he is spunky.
05:08He's so salt and pepper and he's spunky.
05:10To be fair, Artie, anything with salt and pepper on it, chicken, chips, spunk.
05:14Are you excited?
05:15I am nervous, but I am looking forward to it.
05:18I think I've picked a really good one.
05:20No, definitely.
05:23With the celebs' bellies nicely lined after another free breakfast, Gabi's helping Lucinda
05:28do some zhuzhing ahead of her date with the moustached maestro who whet her appetite
05:32at the mixer.
05:34Spoish, spoish.
05:35I'm really excited to get to know Steve.
05:37I think, like, he had such good vibes in that room.
05:41Yes.
05:42He's a high vibes guy.
05:44Might have just been his pacemaker playing up.
05:46I will let you know later tonight if I have grabbed Stephen by the...
05:50Cock and balls?
05:52What are they?
05:52What do you call those things?
05:54The salt and peppers?
05:55You know, the love spud, thunder junk, forbidden bean bag.
05:57Handlebars.
05:58Oh, right.
05:59Handlebar moustache again, of course, yeah.
06:01There'll be a moment where you just know and you'll grab the handlebars or you won't.
06:05I'm sure he's up for a ride.
06:11While Lucinda revs herself up over at their villa, the agents have stopped pissing about
06:15on the roof and are down to agency business, where David's on the way to debrief his date
06:20with Thomas.
06:21Hello, you cheeky fuggers!
06:23And wake up the neighbours.
06:25How are we?
06:26I can't.
06:27Oh!
06:28Do you want to clap you in?
06:30Clap you in.
06:31Clap you in.
06:31Clap you in.
06:33So, you had your date with Thomas.
06:35Yes.
06:36Give us all the tea.
06:37The date was so good.
06:40It was so much fun.
06:42It was a nice little rollercoaster of communication.
06:45We had highs.
06:46I was vulnerable.
06:48Conversation was flowing.
06:49He was a bit cheeky flirty, so I could be a bit cheeky flirty.
06:53And then I took him back to the villa.
06:55Oh!
06:56That's a big step.
06:57Yeah.
06:58It's lots of steps, actually.
07:00They're places much further from the coast.
07:02Had a little private chat, just those two by the poo wall.
07:05And then I sent him on his way.
07:07I bet he loved that.
07:08Invited back, then sent packing.
07:10How do you feel that you were vulnerable with Thomas?
07:14So, there is obviously vulnerable sides of me, and one of them is when it comes to a relationship.
07:20Mm-hm.
07:21So, I said that to him, like, sometimes I get a little bit nervous, I get a little bit freaked
07:24out, and I'm a bit like, oh, how's this gonna go?
07:28It was really nice.
07:29He was like, thank you so much for sharing that with me.
07:32There you go.
07:32And I was like, I can't believe I've just done that.
07:34Yeah.
07:34Because normally I would have just laughed it off.
07:36Do you know what the feedback he gave us was?
07:38Oh, go on.
07:40He had a great time.
07:41Oh!
07:41He thought you were vulnerable.
07:43You were just absolutely amazing.
07:45He loved his time with you.
07:47Yeah.
07:48He boshed about 14 tequilas as well, remember?
07:51I'm really proud of you for that, because you laugh everything off.
07:54Yeah.
07:54Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:54And that is a defence mechanism.
07:56Mm-hm.
07:56So, really well done that you allowed yourself to be vulnerable around where you feel fragile
08:02in relationships.
08:03So, that's great.
08:04And lovely feedback from Thomas.
08:06Seriously, tequila.
08:07The Minds Lubricant.
08:08What happened at the end of the night?
08:11They made sweet, sweet love.
08:13No kissing.
08:14Oh.
08:14I definitely want to see him again, but I'm also very excited to see other people.
08:18I think this is a great spot, David.
08:20Mm-hm.
08:20You're now open to see him again, but also other people.
08:22Mm-hm.
08:23Like, you're winning.
08:23Yeah.
08:24You're winning.
08:24This is good.
08:26We could not be happier with David.
08:28He has had incredible feedback.
08:30He clearly wants to date more as well, which is fantastic, because we have the perfect little
08:35event planned for him and the other celebs.
08:38David, tomorrow, the three of us are coming to yours for an important intervention concerning
08:45your love lives and overall happiness in this precious existence we call life.
08:48A barbecue.
08:49Oh, nice.
08:50Yeah.
08:51Quality.
08:51I fucking love a barbecue.
08:53Oh, I love a barbecue.
08:54Barbecue party.
08:55Yeah.
08:56And David.
08:57Yeah.
08:57Well done.
08:59Thank you, guys.
09:00Enjoy.
09:01You came well.
09:02Jumping.
09:03Can I tell them about the barbecue?
09:04Yeah.
09:05Yeah.
09:08Check out those tasty chicken drumsticks.
09:15Hoping for some hot sausage later is Lucinda, who's headed to the windswept seafront for
09:19a date with Handlebar Steve in a setting to remind them both of all their previous relationships
09:25on the rocks.
09:27I'm really excited to see Steve.
09:29I think he's going to be a fascinating person to get to know.
09:32I mean, they've twisted up handlebars.
09:34Somebody stop me.
09:36I can hear Steve is incoming.
09:41The absolute bad man.
09:44He looks pumped for this.
09:47A little bit nervous about whether Lucinda's going to like me.
09:50Maybe not.
09:51But looking forward to meeting her again, having a bit more time, getting to know her, seeing
09:57how it goes.
09:58Look at that, Tash.
10:00It's like two mice snogging.
10:03Ah, Steve.
10:05Welcome to Spain.
10:07Oh, Lucinda.
10:08Hello, gorgeous.
10:10So nice to see you again after all this time.
10:13This stash has got a life of its own, doesn't it?
10:16The wind's not helping.
10:17No, it's brilliant though.
10:19It's waving around in the wind.
10:20Cheers.
10:21Shall we get comfy, you see?
10:23You can try.
10:24Let's hope Steve knows a good chiropractor.
10:26Bean bag on a rock.
10:29Fucking hell.
10:30You look lovely.
10:32Even amongst the wind sweaters.
10:34I think being an Aussie, the whole nature thing is not going to impact you.
10:39No, we are a little bit at one with nature.
10:42You know what?
10:43I'm just going to hype myself up a bit, Steve.
10:45I'm really just going to get crazy.
10:47Come closer.
10:48You're going to roll away on the bean bags.
10:50Yeah, I'm really curious to get to know you because I, yeah, like from the mix I just
10:55felt like the most…
10:56Mustache-y?
10:59Fun, energised, interesting.
11:01I was just curious, you know?
11:03Yeah, I'm very…
11:04Mustache-y?
11:05Go with the flow, take as it comes, try different things.
11:09You look quite relaxed, actually.
11:11I try to, but you are a big personality.
11:13Not intimidating, I hope.
11:16Erm, no.
11:17You're like a unicorn, aren't you?
11:19She's definitely got the horn.
11:21I don't know about a unicorn, but…
11:23Yeah, like a one-off.
11:25A very rare…
11:26That's very kind.
11:27A very rare person.
11:28Aw, thank you, Steve.
11:29And Steve, you're like a sexy, mature Erling Haaland.
11:32Look at you.
11:34Hello, beautiful.
11:35Hola.
11:36Bloody hell, who double-booked the rocks?
11:38I think we're in for a bit of a treat here, Steve.
11:42The goddess on the rocks.
11:44Wow.
11:45Wow.
11:46Yes.
11:47Yeah, wow.
11:50Gorgeous.
11:51Why not?
11:53Seriously, what's going on?
11:55Here she goes.
11:56Shall we get on down by the rock and feel that?
11:58Yeah.
11:58Let's feel the frequency.
12:00Here we go.
12:01She's banging the gong.
12:02That's what you need, a bit more volume up by the sea.
12:04We've come to feel the frequency.
12:06Oh, mate, I'm full of frequency.
12:07I'm on 95.8 here.
12:09Are you ready to be gonged?
12:12OK.
12:13Oh, bang it again.
12:16I'm feeling it.
12:17Don't you dare not bang that gong.
12:19Keep going.
12:20And once more.
12:21Lovely.
12:22Are we paying her per gong?
12:26Go again.
12:29Keep going.
12:31Let's do this at the end of the show.
12:32Do I still get paid?
12:33Keep gonging.
12:34Back.
12:38I might have a fielding chakra.
12:39Anyone with some spare chakra?
12:41One more.
12:42Bosh.
12:43This could go on a while.
12:44Shall we go to an ad break?
12:57Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating, where we've flown our famous front page faces out to Tenerife to see if
13:03they can turn up the heat on their tepid love lives.
13:07Just a few metres from the warmth of the sea, Lucinda and Handlebar Steve are shooting the breeze on their
13:13windswept date on the rocks.
13:17Have you been to Australia?
13:18No.
13:19Would you like to go?
13:20Yeah, I would now.
13:22Smooth handlebars.
13:23She might let you down under at this rate.
13:26So you've been around the world, I suppose.
13:28I do love travelling and I fell in love with Athens last year.
13:32And I've never flirted so much in my life.
13:35The Greek men are outrageous.
13:37It's that Mediterranean vibe.
13:39This is your cue, Steve Ross Flatley.
13:41Because we can be a little bit, I don't know, disconnected, I think, in Australia and the UK.
13:47We don't want to risk rejection.
13:48Well, they say that's men's biggest fear, is the fear of rejection.
13:53Yeah.
13:54She can't knock him back now.
13:56Well, it's like if you don't shoot your shot, then you're not going to hit the target, are you?
14:00Absolutely not.
14:01You are like an amazing person.
14:03Go on, Handlebars, full throttle.
14:06Thank you, gorgeous.
14:08I was so happy that you chose me to come and have a date with you.
14:11You can tell he's excited, his moustache is erect.
14:14What a plot twist in our lives, to be here in Spain.
14:17And being gonged to the high heavens.
14:19By the sun goddess.
14:22Oh, yeah, where did she go?
14:23Oh, God, she hasn't fallen in the water, has she?
14:25If there was only some way to sound the alarm.
14:31Back at Casa Del Love Crisis, James and Gabby have set up a workout right in front of Colleen and
14:36David.
14:37Which is weird.
14:38Oh, here they come.
14:40Oh, my God, you could have dressed for the part.
14:42You're not sure anything, guys?
14:43No, we're going to learn from the best.
14:45OK.
14:46OK.
14:46That's Colleen's way of saying absolutely not.
14:49Oh, yeah, them traps are growing.
14:53Whoa.
14:54Whoa.
14:55Did Haskell just four himself, then?
14:58Should I do these ones?
14:59I quite like this one.
15:01Like...
15:01Bicycles?
15:02Yeah, bicycles, yeah.
15:0320.
15:04Yeah.
15:05Look at him riding a bike.
15:08I mean, just go out on an actual bike.
15:10Do you know what I mean?
15:11Get to the local shop.
15:12Yeah.
15:13Buy chocolate.
15:14Come back.
15:15What are you going to wear?
15:16What am I going to wear?
15:17She met you in the turtleneck.
15:19So whatever he wears will be an improvement.
15:21Oh, I'm going to go with something sophisticated, I think.
15:24A turtleneck set.
15:25Ah!
15:28Fucking hell!
15:29What's happened there?
15:30That's Scarlett.
15:31She got scared of your turtleneck.
15:34Oh, Jesus, about a hundred stones.
15:37That's his first time dealing with a bush.
15:40This is his workout.
15:41I'm doing weightlifting now.
15:44Oh, God.
15:45I just twatted me foot.
15:46Fucking hell.
15:48Don't wait for me.
15:49I could be a wire.
15:51No problem.
15:52We won't.
15:56On the Costa, the sacrifice of the sun goddess seems to have worked.
16:00Cos old El Sol's come out just in time for Lucinda and Steve to have a little stroll.
16:05Oh.
16:06Oh, wow.
16:07The sun's come out.
16:08Just as we leave our little nook, the sun comes out.
16:11Isn't that typical?
16:13Yeah.
16:13Parting of ways.
16:14I feel a little bit in the shape of a rock.
16:16I don't know about you after being laying down there in the rock.
16:21I'm all right now.
16:22You all right?
16:23Yeah.
16:23We haven't broken your back?
16:24No, no.
16:25I feel fantastic.
16:27He's just revving up by the looks of things.
16:29Do all your chakras feel aligned after the gong?
16:32They do.
16:34My chakras are lined up.
16:35They're all lined up.
16:36They are.
16:36Here we go.
16:37So we're going to have to part now.
16:39Oh, I loved it.
16:40It was so nice getting to know you.
16:42And I know that I'll see you soon.
16:43You will?
16:44Yeah.
16:44Yeah.
16:45Go on, Captain Pringles.
16:46Well, should we end on a note of pash?
16:49Surely.
16:51Definitely a lovely hug.
16:53I love to meet you.
16:54Ah, you're a good hugger too.
16:57Oh, ouch.
17:01Hmm.
17:02If this hug lasts any longer, she'll start to feel his gong on her chakra.
17:08Mm-hmm.
17:08I'd love to see Steve again in the sense of a friendship gathering.
17:14But I don't have much time to waste.
17:16And I want to really land on somebody that juices me up.
17:20Who don't?
17:21You know, I'm ready for the next fella.
17:24Bad luck, Steve-o.
17:26So I asked Lucinda for a bit of pash at the end,
17:27and I took the L on that one.
17:29So we had a hug, and that's nice.
17:32But maybe I'll get round two.
17:35Yeah, maybe you will get round two.
17:36Round two getting rejected again.
17:39Woo-hoo!
17:39No, seriously, though, have a nice walk back to the hotel, mate.
17:41There's the barbers on the left.
17:42No pressure.
17:46Right, let's check in with superstar DJ James,
17:48who's getting ready for tonight's date with Scarlet from The Mix Up.
17:52Is that too much?
17:54Mm, I'm just gonna roll.
17:55Shirt open, I think.
17:57Oh, better out than in.
17:59The pipes.
18:01Yep.
18:01Sounds like you just cleared them.
18:03Yes.
18:04There we are.
18:05All right.
18:05I think I'm good.
18:06Let's go.
18:07Actually...
18:07Ooh!
18:08Maybe some other chef.
18:09Good idea.
18:10It is a bit of a lingerer.
18:11I can still feel it in the back of my throat.
18:13You've been on a lot of wheat.
18:14I think I'm ready.
18:15I mean, it doesn't get much better than this,
18:16if I'm completely honest with you.
18:18Let's roll.
18:19Hang on, who's he talking to?
18:20Bit weird, isn't it?
18:23From the DJ Hask to Colleen and Lucinda no-juice.
18:27Fresh from a Rocky Steve date on a...
18:29Ooh!
18:30Are my ears burning?
18:31Are they talking about a certain comedian from Bromley?
18:33An icon, brilliant, smart, competent, cool, funny, beautiful looking.
18:39Could you text Steve that?
18:40That'd be lovely.
18:41You're such a stunner.
18:43Oh!
18:43Oh, right, she was talking about Colleen.
18:45Yeah, that makes more sense.
18:47At The Mixer, the headlines were necklines, not punchlines.
18:50What do I do?
18:51Oh, show me a bra.
18:53Do you know what I mean?
18:55Two drinks here, I'm flashing my bra right here.
18:57But funny man Steve's charm was no joke.
19:00Oh, handshake.
19:01Oh, I love that.
19:03Meaning the stand-up stood out as her pick for a ticket to Tenors.
19:07I met someone tonight who I joked with straight away, and that was Steve.
19:13So, what have you decided to wear?
19:16So, it's out of these two.
19:18Red, red, has to be red.
19:19Blue.
19:20Blue.
19:21I reckon.
19:22I'm glad you said that.
19:23Oh, what is it?
19:24Ignore Rob Day?
19:27No, they've sent the troops in.
19:29Knowing Colleen the way that I do, I know that she'll be feeling a bit nervous before she
19:33goes on a date with Steve, so I'm here to give her a little bit of a girly pep talk
19:37to help boost her confidence.
19:39Also, bringing a little gift.
19:41Well, not so little.
19:43You're going on a date.
19:44Look how beautiful you are.
19:45I am going on a date.
19:46She's always so gorgeous.
19:47I am going on a date.
19:48Yeah.
19:48What's the face?
19:50I have these two voices.
19:52One going, what the hell are you doing?
19:53Don't go.
19:54You're dying of nerves.
19:56And then this other one that goes, shut up.
19:59Do yourself up.
20:00Get dressed.
20:00Go and have a great time.
20:01And so, I'm always battling with these two voices.
20:04And I always go for the positive one in the end.
20:07And that's that fear of rejection again.
20:09It's that as well.
20:10Because you know you can present super confident.
20:13And we've seen you.
20:14And when you're comfortable with people, you know you're safe.
20:17You're so sassy and free.
20:19And we love seeing that free Colleen.
20:22So do I, Dr T. Keep talking.
20:25So, on the date, if it's appropriate, if the vibe is going, talk about sex.
20:32Yeah.
20:32Okay, that's a good time.
20:33Bring it up.
20:34What do I say?
20:35What's your favourite position?
20:36How do you ease into the sex talk?
20:39I normally ask, how much for the VIP package?
20:42I would ask, like, how important is sex to you?
20:45Good one.
20:46Yeah, really eased into that, Dr T.
20:48And then you can start going to the other fun questions.
20:51Like, what do you sound like in bed?
20:53I sound like a warthog choking on an apple, drowning in the shallows.
20:57Are you mad?
20:58No, she's a doctor.
21:00A real doctor.
21:01No, I'm not enough.
21:03We said some of that to the second date.
21:06Hey, if there's chemistry.
21:08Well, on that note, I actually have a little gift for both of you.
21:11Oh, you're naughty.
21:12I'll be back, I'll be back.
21:13Dr Tara.
21:14Gifts and everything.
21:16I hope it's earrings, because I can't find mine.
21:18I'm feeling like there might be a couple of toys.
21:21Toys?
21:22I'm not sure how useful a Frisbee and a couple of fidget spinners will be,
21:25but then I'm no expert.
21:27Self-pleasure is great.
21:28It can help you understand your preferences, your boundaries,
21:31which translates into more confidence and self-esteem outside the bedroom.
21:37She's talking about fingering.
21:38Oh, my lord.
21:40I have two of them for you.
21:41Wait, which one do you like?
21:42Do you want the pink one that's slightly larger?
21:45Or do you want the black one that's slightly smaller?
21:49Please, could I take both and extra batteries?
21:52I am in shock.
21:54Look how wild they are.
21:57You choose first, because you're going on the date.
21:59Well, I've had three kids.
22:00I better have the bigger one.
22:01You take the big one.
22:02Well, that's it then.
22:03Cancel Steve, I'm sorted.
22:06Hi.
22:07I'm in the mood.
22:09We better leave you two.
22:10Yes, please.
22:11Have so much fun, remember.
22:13Can't wait to tell you about it.
22:14Fun first.
22:15Seriousness later.
22:16Yeah.
22:17Okay.
22:18All right, if all else fails.
22:19Yeah, you have that.
22:22That.
22:22Have an orgasmic date.
22:24It's a good thing the people of Tenerife are used to volcanoes.
22:28Seek shelter, people.
22:29She's going to blow.
22:40Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating.
22:42If you're legendary, loaded, and lovesick, look no further.
22:46We've got you covered.
22:49Having put one in the bank following Dr T's dildo delivery, Colleen's got a spring in her
22:54step as she heads to her date with Steve.
22:56Wait a second.
22:57The human tash that Lucinda's just pied off.
23:01Oh, it's this super sexy smooth Steve.
23:04Keep up everyone.
23:05I saw Steve and instantly bonded with him, so who knows what could happen at the end of the night.
23:10I don't know.
23:11I mean, I'm not going to do that.
23:13I might kiss him.
23:14I fancy him.
23:16And who wouldn't fancy this absolute slick, suave, smooth operator Steve.
23:20Just look at him go.
23:21I feel privileged to be invited to Tenerife.
23:24Being chosen out of all them people.
23:26She's a very, very interesting, sexy woman.
23:30Oh my God, he's here.
23:31Oh my God.
23:32Play it cool, Colleen.
23:33He just said you were sexy.
23:34You got this.
23:36Hi.
23:37Hi.
23:39How are you?
23:39I'm all right.
23:40How are you?
23:41Good to see you.
23:42How long before he says something smooth?
23:45You smell nice.
23:460.9 seconds.
23:49Good evening.
23:50Hello.
23:50Do you do Malibu?
23:52Malibu, yes, of course we do.
23:53Please.
23:54I love a glass of red cheese.
23:56Of course he drinks wine.
23:57So sophisticated, the sexy bastard.
24:01So you're really nervous?
24:02Yeah.
24:03Yeah, yeah.
24:03Yeah, really nervous.
24:05Yeah, no.
24:05It's just weird, isn't it?
24:06No, it is.
24:07We spoke to each other for ten minutes.
24:09Yeah.
24:09And now we're on a date in Tellurie for it's like...
24:11I know it's bizarre.
24:12Yeah, try not to poke holes in the format too much.
24:14Series 50.
24:15Excuse me, madame.
24:17Malibu.
24:19It's so big.
24:21My heart is still racing along with my nerves,
24:24but I think I'm just going to have to go with Dr Tara's advice
24:27and just try and spice things up a bit.
24:30You're not nervous.
24:32Why?
24:33I just think you come across as really confident.
24:35I am a confident guy.
24:37I would say that.
24:38Are you faking it?
24:40No, no.
24:41I...
24:41Do you ever fake it?
24:42No.
24:47Dr Tara asked me to ask sexual questions.
24:51And I went, on a first date, I'm going to ask, what do you want me to ask him?
24:54What position are you like?
24:55So she was going, yeah.
24:56And I was like, no.
24:58Not first date.
24:59No.
25:00You're right.
25:01We're keeping...
25:01But what do you like?
25:03No.
25:03Like that.
25:05Missionary then into that.
25:06Mitchie Reed then I popped to the toilet, have a quick clean up, back into bed, scroll
25:09on the internet and then sleep by one.
25:11Reverse cowboy.
25:13Nah.
25:15So it's going horribly X rated.
25:18X rated before the starters even arrive.
25:20Cheeky back door by dessert.
25:22Creme brulee me.
25:25Okay, after spending literally hours deciding whether to undo one or two shirt buttons,
25:31it's finally time for James' date with Scarlet.
25:33Hang on.
25:34What are these two doing here?
25:37James?
25:37He's just rusty at chat.
25:39Yes.
25:39We don't want fart jokes, party game crap, gag.
25:42No.
25:43Have you actually watched this show, Anna?
25:44We want the real James.
25:46What's your James?
25:46Like we actually want him to show up on his date as he shows up with us.
25:50I don't think the real James has shown up.
25:51Not at all.
25:52Yeah.
25:53Well, who the fuck's this guy then?
25:55Hello?
26:00My date's definitely changed.
26:04Do you know why we're here?
26:08No.
26:10I have no idea.
26:13Oh shit, P-Dog looks angry.
26:18Alright James.
26:19Good to see you James.
26:20Oh, thank God.
26:21My bum-o hasn't twitched that much since I got Dr. T as my secret Santa.
26:26We actually need your help.
26:27Okay.
26:28Yeah we do.
26:28Yeah.
26:29This is a good thing.
26:30Okay.
26:30Okay.
26:31So Stephen's just got off a plane.
26:33Right.
26:33Um, and we are throwing him straight in to his first date here in Tenerife.
26:39That we've made on a beautiful lady called Jane for him to go on a date with.
26:43Right.
26:43Right.
26:44So Stephen arriving in Spain via plane to date Jane.
26:47She's going to write a rap about this, isn't he?
26:49Quite easy actually.
26:50You are going to go on a double date.
26:54Yes.
26:55Okay.
26:56Stephen and Jane with you and Scarlet.
26:58Perfect.
26:58We were thinking because you got to know Stephen.
27:00There was a lovely rapport between you guys at the mixer just to help lift both of your
27:05dates in games.
27:06Okay.
27:07Now let's just discuss the elephant in the room because we know it burns you a little
27:13bit when we said that you had shit chat.
27:16Yeah.
27:17Yeah it did.
27:17Yeah.
27:17How I see this James is that when you don't feel safe you have diarrhea of the mouth.
27:23Better get the Listerine in.
27:25But when you're safe and we see it when you're with us when you're with the other celebs you
27:28everyone's like oh my god this guy is amazing.
27:31Yeah.
27:31We just want to fine tune you.
27:33When you're talking to Scarlet I think what would be really good is if you do just tap
27:36into more of your vulnerable side.
27:38I love that.
27:39Yeah.
27:39I can hear that.
27:40I'll do that.
27:41Stephen lacks being able to come up a little bit and you can definitely I think help bring
27:46him up to that.
27:47So we really believe that together this could be a really useful opportunity for both of
27:52you.
27:53Paul.
27:53How do you think Stephen's going to show up though?
27:55I reckon he'll show up in a questionable titan shirt and scare the shit out of an international
27:59superstar DJ.
28:01Oh God.
28:03Nailed it.
28:04Stop it.
28:05Hello darling.
28:06How are you doing?
28:07How are you doing?
28:07How are you?
28:07You look fire.
28:08Stephen you look so good.
28:10There he is.
28:10I shouldn't.
28:11I've basically come off stage onto the plane in here.
28:13Yes.
28:14You smell good.
28:15I've had a shower.
28:17I've washed.
28:18Unlike Captain Diarrhea, breath sitting next to you.
28:21Do you know what you're doing right here with us?
28:23I have no idea.
28:24So we do have a date lined up for you.
28:28Okay.
28:29Her name is Jane.
28:31Right.
28:32She is...
28:34A chef?
28:36She is intelligent.
28:38She's into music.
28:39We think that you will really enjoy her company.
28:43Yes.
28:44Now, you know how they say, you know, two's company, three's a crowd.
28:47Right.
28:47How do you feel about four?
28:49Double date.
28:50Double date.
28:51Oh, wingman.
28:52Have fun, eat, drink, be merry, go back to the villa and then we'll come and see you
28:56tomorrow.
28:57Cool.
28:58And you look great guys.
29:01Right.
29:02Let's go.
29:02What is the worst that could happen?
29:04After you.
29:05Well, I hope we're about to find out.
29:08With Colleen flirting up a storm on her date with Steve and James and Pro Green prepped
29:12for their double date, back at the villa, David has just discovered the hidden love party
29:17room and is putting it to good use with Gabs and Isinda.
29:20How sick is this?
29:22What is it?
29:23It's like a little secret club.
29:25Oh my God, look how sick it is.
29:28This place looks outrageous.
29:30If by outrageous you mean your nan's conservatory with some rented neon signs.
29:34Get your halo dirty baby.
29:37Woo.
29:39Cheers girls.
29:41Cheers.
29:41Girls now.
29:42Woo.
29:43Yeah.
29:46We've got girls, we've got drinks, we've got dirty halos.
29:49Now all we need is some goss.
29:51Guys, over to you.
29:52What about Colleen though on her date with Steve?
29:54I hope it goes well.
29:55I've got a good feeling.
29:57And like she said that their chat was fantastic.
29:59So you never know.
30:00Might bring him back to the villa.
30:01They might have a bit of hanky panky.
30:03If it doesn't go to plan.
30:05George Dara had two dildos about yay size.
30:09I mean, she can have a good old sit on that.
30:15You've got flots Steve.
30:17Oh my God.
30:18You got a dildo as well didn't you?
30:19Yeah.
30:20I can't wait to get into the room.
30:21I'm going to wrap this up.
30:22Yeah you want to, do you want Oz to piss off?
30:24Do you want to take the party room?
30:26Oh please don't.
30:27We'll never get our deposit back on the villa.
30:31Anyway, while I try and get that image out of my mind.
30:33It's double date o'clock.
30:34And after being schooled by PCB and Adubs.
30:36I wonder what plans the professor has got for his double meet up.
30:41We need to play banana in plain sight.
30:43You what?
30:44What's that?
30:45So everyone has to leave the room.
30:47Yeah.
30:47And then you put a banana somewhere.
30:48Be careful he used to play rugby.
30:50You'll have it up your arse and drinking a pint of his piss in 10 minutes.
30:53Let's find it.
30:54But it has to be in plain sight.
30:57Pipe down professor party.
30:58There is such a thing as too much fun.
31:00I hope these two can pull themselves together before their dates arrive.
31:03Because here they are now.
31:06I'm excited to see James again.
31:09And yeah.
31:10Looking forward to it.
31:12I'm a guest.
31:13I'm excited.
31:13I know he's a musician.
31:16He's kind of a legend around here.
31:17I'm open for romance.
31:19That's why I'm here.
31:19So let's go.
31:20Let's go.
31:21Let's get it.
31:23Hello.
31:23Oh, hello.
31:24How are you?
31:25You look gorgeous.
31:26Nice to meet you.
31:26I know.
31:27You are.
31:27Lovely to meet you.
31:30Jane.
31:30Stephen.
31:30Nice to meet you.
31:31Nice to meet you.
31:31Sit over here.
31:32I'll get your chair on.
31:33Sit opposite me.
31:35Scarlet looks amazing.
31:36She looks great at the mixer.
31:37But she looks incredible here this evening.
31:39I just hope I get an opportunity to talk to her.
31:42And I won't have to babysit Stephen through the entire meal.
31:44How are you?
31:45You alright?
31:45I'll just stand awkwardly waiting over here.
31:47Very nice to meet you.
31:48How are you doing?
31:50Sweet.
31:51What's happening, ladies?
31:52Gorgeous girl in a red dress.
31:53But I wasn't expecting to be going on a date at all tonight.
31:57Definitely not a double date with James and Scarlet.
32:00But here we are.
32:01Here we go again.
32:01Me, out of my comfort zone.
32:03How are you?
32:04I'm alright.
32:05I'm alright.
32:06I had a show last night.
32:07So I am...
32:08Yeah.
32:09It's been an adventurous 24 hours.
32:11This is not...
32:12You've had other dates, have you?
32:14I've been calling the meet-ups.
32:16Oh, not this again.
32:18Why?
32:18No intent, no motive, no expectations.
32:21Yeah, that's exactly what every girl wants to hear on a first date.
32:24So you're not expecting anything from this conversation?
32:26Nothing more than good conversation.
32:30Well, we should be open to romance.
32:33Yeah, but it can't be forced.
32:35I was saying to James before that it was weird that the mixer...
32:39Because I walked in feeling as awkward as anything.
32:42Yeah.
32:42Awkward is my general disposition.
32:45Bloody old prof.
32:45Anyone got a banana?
32:47You don't give that, actually.
32:48No.
32:48You actually know you're calm, yeah.
32:50No.
32:50That's my response to crisis.
32:51I'm calm in a crisis.
32:52And then my day-to-day life is just in disarray.
32:54Are you bringing me to the crisis?
32:57No, this is definitely not a crisis.
32:59At school, you know what to do.
33:00Get on the table.
33:01Have a massive shit.
33:02Let's create a crisis.
33:17Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating, where the agency's flirty field trip is in full swing
33:23in tennis.
33:25And back at James and Stephen's double date, after Professor Partey's bad bants, his date
33:30Jane is taking control of the chat.
33:32Do you have any vices, guys?
33:34Oh, straight out of the gate.
33:36Vices.
33:37Ooh, sexy chat.
33:38That's going to get this date heading in a spicier direction.
33:42It's all bigger crisps.
33:43Yeah, my poison.
33:44Potatoes in almost any form.
33:46Oh, for fuck's sake.
33:48I don't like cheese.
33:49I have almost an aversion to it.
33:52Parmesan hitting pasta and starting to melt is...
33:55I'm out.
33:56Surely Professor Grier's got feta chat than this.
33:59You're doing what everyone else does.
34:01You're judging me.
34:01I can see it.
34:02Yep.
34:03It's only you, don't I?
34:04Yeah, good work, Jimbo.
34:05Move on from the cheese chat and get the girls involved.
34:08Holly, I should, to be honest.
34:10It's not like me.
34:10Yeah, perfect.
34:11I love food.
34:12Not bothered.
34:13The food, actually, I've had over here, it's amazing.
34:15You ever been here before?
34:16Yes.
34:16Came to town to me for a holiday last year.
34:18So me, my two girls, and my mum and my mum's partner, yeah.
34:21I love that.
34:22Yeah.
34:23How about you guys?
34:24Ecclesium rooms?
34:24Yeah.
34:25I've got a really good relationship with my mum.
34:26My dad passed away about five months ago.
34:29Five months ago?
34:30Yeah.
34:31They've been together for 45 years.
34:33They had a really close relationship, and it's weird, because I've always had a family
34:36that was together.
34:37I'm separated and divorced, so it kind of, it was a really interesting kind of journey
34:41for that, because I'd only ever seen that kind of vision of a family together, but they
34:44were a great couple.
34:45Hang on, James is actually trying, that was a rugby pun, to take the agent's advice and
34:50be vulnerable.
34:51This is a turn up.
34:52I used to take my parents out with me.
34:54Like, if we went out on a night out, I mean, I wouldn't bring them on a date.
34:56I mean, that's a bit weird.
34:57It's a bit niche, but if I had a nice or event with the lads, I'd bring them out.
35:01That was cute.
35:02Cute slash bit weird, but props, another rugby joke, to James for getting the date chat
35:07back on track.
35:08Not a rugby pun, just, that's all I had.
35:13And after some initial nerves, let's see how Colleen's getting on with Senor Smooth,
35:17as they've just been served.
35:19Oh wait, that's a tennis, not rugby pun.
35:21Shit.
35:22I'm very by steak medium, sir.
35:24Cheers mate.
35:24You're welcome.
35:26Enjoy.
35:27I'm brave, aren't I, having spaghetti on a first date?
35:31So brave.
35:32Not all heroes wear napkins.
35:34Oh, we could do Lady and the Tramp.
35:35Oh God, look away now, Disney fans.
35:38Oh what?
35:40After my next Malibu.
35:44Or...
35:47What the hell's that?
35:49What?
35:50That looks familiar.
35:51Has Lucinda dropped by?
35:52I mean, I am a veggie, but I will go for a bit of meat.
35:56Go on Colleen.
35:58It's just difficult to get it all on.
36:01See if you can get it all in.
36:03Oh, here we go.
36:04All natural.
36:05Oh yes.
36:06There you go.
36:07Boss.
36:08Swallowing it's hard.
36:10Christ, there's no stopping her now.
36:13Right, let's get the track.
36:14Let's get the...
36:15Let's get back on track of classy.
36:17Poor old Steve's lost for words.
36:19It's you.
36:20You bring out the bad in me.
36:21Looks like he wants to put the bad in you.
36:23You know what I'm saying?
36:24I'm talking about the old boom, boom, slap, tickle, pow, pow.
36:27I have to say, and I don't want to blow smoke up your ass.
36:32Don't?
36:32Unless you ask nicely.
36:34Can you even ask for that nicely?
36:37But...
36:37You know, I was very lucky that you were there.
36:40And I actually was very, very attracted to you.
36:44Of course the way you look, but also the way we got on.
36:47Like, it just felt so normal and natural and lovely.
36:50You're an interesting lady.
36:53Completely intrigued to know more.
36:56What was it like being a pop star?
36:58I never thought of it like that.
37:00Because it's something I'd always done from the age of two.
37:04Because my mum and dad, my brothers, we all sang as a big family.
37:07And so it never...
37:09It just felt like this is all I've ever known.
37:11Yeah.
37:15What are you smiling at?
37:16You see, you do this.
37:17What?
37:18You've just got a really wicked face.
37:21I don't know what you're thinking.
37:23I think after all your sexual innuendos tonight, Colleen,
37:25it's pretty clear what he's thinking.
37:27That's right.
37:28He's thinking about the boom, boom, slap, tickle, pow, pow.
37:33Elsewhere on the island,
37:34and also in pursuit of the boom, boom, tickle, tickle, pow, pow.
37:38Sorry, I just can't stop.
37:39It's double date duo professors Stephen and wingman James,
37:43who are supposed to be helping each other bring the flirty fun.
37:46When is your next performance?
37:52Am I invited?
37:55Not yet.
37:55Yeah.
37:56Oh, Stephen with a PH.
37:58Oh, no.
37:59That's mean.
38:00She asked me when my next gig was.
38:02Jay said, am I invited?
38:03Then I was like, not yet.
38:04Awkward.
38:06I've been having a great dinner with Scarlett,
38:08getting on really well,
38:08but I do not understand what the fuck Stephen is up to,
38:12denying a woman a gig.
38:14Just say yes.
38:15I need to go and have a chat with him before we ballsy the rest of it up.
38:18I'm just going to go get a beer.
38:19Do you want to come with me?
38:20Yeah, go on up.
38:21I'll see you over a minute.
38:22I thought you guys did that.
38:23Sorry, excuse.
38:24Excuse us.
38:25It's 2026, we can go to the toilet if we want to together.
38:28Don't judge us.
38:29Here we go.
38:30Wingman pep talk incoming.
38:33My back is fucked from carrying this whole date situation here.
38:37Oh shit, James didn't come to play.
38:39I thought I've been dating three people.
38:41You've not been carrying three people.
38:42I'm just showing interest.
38:44She asked to come to your gig and you said no.
38:46I didn't say no.
38:47That was excellent.
38:48She said, am I inviting?
38:48And I said, not yet.
38:49It was a...
38:50Just go with it.
38:51We've got lovely girls.
38:53We need to up our game.
38:55Let's have a bit of fun.
38:56Lightheartedness.
38:56The food's good.
38:57The girls are lovely.
38:58We've been poor.
38:59I thought we've been great.
39:00You thought wrong.
39:01And that's okay.
39:02That's okay.
39:03But as a friend and a former lover,
39:06I'm telling you, we need to up your game.
39:09Okay.
39:09Okay?
39:10Let's go.
39:11Hopefully the pep talk will work on Stephen
39:13and he'll stop pissing about.
39:15And speaking of pissing about,
39:17back to David and the girls.
39:19Turning in is a fancy dress room.
39:20Who are ten spritzes in.
39:22Get the drink.
39:23I'm not even joking.
39:24Oh, shit.
39:25Brace yourselves.
39:32Get off your fucking nerves.
39:34Breaking down the doors.
39:36I don't need no one's permission.
39:39I'm David.
39:40I'm some Liverpool rules.
39:42The ballroom.
39:43So we'll go off the door.
39:44Let's go.
39:45This is helping their love life.
39:46I promise.
39:47Who cares if it don't.
39:49I like watching it.
39:51chapter.
39:57The hell.
39:58The hell.
39:59The hell.
40:00The hell.
40:02The hell.
40:03The hell.
40:08The hell.
40:09steven from awkward battle rapper into awesome banter raconteur have you only had like nightmare
40:15dates like in crazy terrible stories on dates i mean that is a bold question after tonight's
40:21shenanigans it was a first date and i and we he took me to like toby car for it for
40:26a drink
40:27and so i was like dressed nothing like a midweek roast i knew i recognized her he started talking
40:33about his dog that died like two years before for a good 20 minutes and was it what was just
40:38i just was his eyes welled up with tears sorry i should have laughed yeah you're going to hell
40:44died two years ago three years ago don't bring them it was seriously it was horrible i'm laughing
40:52about it but i also feel the need to just confirm that i was upset when my dog died again
40:56so this
40:56is what goes on in my head stop your head what see i'm telling me what to do if i
41:03was to design your
41:04like perfect man feel free to a six foot three blonde tattoos is that you or me it is late
41:12in
41:12the day but that is official banter well could be you yeah with absolutely no emotional depth or
41:18intelligence like physically like i don't have like a specific type but i do like someone who
41:26is keeping fit like is healthy looks after themselves yeah and six foot blonde oh flirty hey sounds like
41:34it might be me oh stop it yeah we got it follow up question for two of you yes yes
41:40so are you a hoe
41:42a hoe no i don't think so you a hoe you give a hoe vibes
41:49do you know what i think my poor social skills um no it's good i'm proud of you guys thank
41:57you and
41:58i'm proud of them too james brought the vulnerability and stephen was a fan when he laughed at the dead
42:03dog at least right guys we go yeah james was a gentleman it was funny it would have just been
42:12nicer to have like a bit of one-on-one and by one-on-one she means a date without
42:17professor green
42:18there that's really nice we appreciate it thank you so much for flying out i hope you catch up again
42:22soon did i fancy scarlet yeah i did actually i thought she looked beautiful i think i need to
42:29sleep on it as to whether we do another one-on-one day that's good he's taking time to think
42:33just like
42:34paul and anna wanted good work thank you so much for a lovely evening it's really nice to hang out
42:40i'd like to see steven again really careful on that hill yeah he's a cool guy chill but i need
42:46some work sounds like it's not a complete no then jane was going to talk to she's lovely there was
42:53nothing wrong per se but that doesn't mean that it's right either so i wouldn't mind bumping into
42:59jane but i wouldn't go for another date with her no oh stevie boy what's it going to take to
43:03get
43:03those juices flowing and what's with all the cats you can't move for person teneru but on the other
43:09side of town things are looking a little more positive as colleen and sexy bastard steve have
43:14been flirting up a storm and if you ask me this has got a snog in a taxi home written
43:19all over it
43:20so i think we need to go on another date yeah yeah give me a little kiss little kiss oh
43:31he's gone early at the
43:33table of course he has colleen's only gone and got a kiss oh that dildo's in for a hammering later
43:44no it's been lovely and you've been a real gentleman as well
43:47oh thank you i mean i could snog your face off go on colleen oh really yeah it's a little
43:53bit too
43:53quick isn't it on the first day yeah second day wow
44:00second day we're running from the restaurant
44:04i'll meet you in room whatever blimey i'm not sure how the camera crew will feel about that one
44:09i'm in though no it's been really nice and you know you're easy on the eye go on steve say
44:15something
44:15smooth one last time why thank you you're not too bad yourself cheers is that us yeah right let's do
44:21one after you get your coat you pulled right which way you go which way are you going which way
44:30you
44:30going well she's going outside because it's the end of the date steve what a lovely evening thank you
44:36i've had a great evening i have thank you very much going in for round two concierge the pure
44:41filth machine see you later the date went really well the company was the best part and the kiss was
44:50the seal so i would like to see colleen again he's exactly what i thought he's good fun exactly the
44:57same
44:57sense of humor he's got a really twinkly eye thing going on that just makes me smile because he's naughty
45:04i like it why am i kidding like a fucking 12 year old because you like him and you're not
45:1512 and
45:16you're not fucking not yet anyway that's right i'm talking about the old boom boom slap tickle pow pow
45:22penetrative sex tomorrow night oh there's some new surprises let the fun begin some familiar faces
45:32oh my god oh god jesus and the same naughtiness what's that mean sex yeah thanks colleen i need
45:39the sausages on the grill but i also need the sauce as our celebs seize the moment go my actual
45:47spoon was allergic to cats dating keep your hands away from david he's mine oh my god i feel like
45:54i'm
45:54in pole from pillars of pose
45:57so
46:25You
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