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00:02Previously on Celebs Go Dating, our single superstars touched down in Tenerife and got to grips with their first ones.
00:09Nice to see you. Nice to see you.
00:10Things weren't plain sailing for gabs on her date with tongue-tied tap magnet Karl.
00:15Is there anything else you want to know about me?
00:17Oh man!
00:20But she tongued him anyway.
00:24No Trousers Potsy is still burning hot for fireman hottie Thomas.
00:28I'm like a sugar daddy.
00:29They said I'm down for daddy.
00:34Lucinda and her lip tickling lover man Steve did whatever the hell this was.
00:38Beautiful.
00:39But Lulu didn't want her gong banging.
00:42Should we end on a note of cash?
00:44Too much, too soon.
00:45Oh, that doesn't get easier on a second watch.
00:48James and a fresh face from the airport Stephen doubled up with new girl Jane and Scarlet.
00:53When's your next performance? Am I invited?
00:56Not yet.
00:57Oh no, that's mean.
00:59And on her day.
01:00Smell nice.
01:01Killeen and smooth talking bastard Steve.
01:03You're an interesting lady.
01:06Give me a little kiss.
01:07Got close.
01:08Real close.
01:11Yeah baby.
01:12That's it.
01:14That's it.
01:16Oh my love.
01:18Where did you go now?
01:20Where did you go now?
01:21Where did you go now?
01:21I wanna know.
01:23Welcome to Celebs Go Dating where it's a new day in Tenerife.
01:27At the villa the celebs are halfway through their all-inclusive getaway and with Professor Stephen finally arriving on the
01:34island, they're celebrating with a barbecue.
01:36Oh a barbecue!
01:38Yep, just said that David.
01:38The steaks are sizzling, the flamingos are pumped and the jugs are out.
01:43These jugs, you perv.
01:46There you go my darling.
01:47Comfy.
01:48Comfy.
01:49Cheers gang.
01:50Welcome Stephen.
01:52Thanks for having me.
01:53Lovely to be here.
01:54Guys, do you think the agents will come up?
01:56They're about to show up at some point aren't they with a surprise up their sleeves.
01:59I feel like it's impending doom.
02:01Yes it is, yes.
02:02It's a sense of dread.
02:03I feel like they've definitely got another trick up their sleeves, you know how they are.
02:06What does that mean though?
02:07Do you think they're gonna come with our dates?
02:10Oh probably, I mean they're still here surely.
02:12I hope so.
02:13Do you know what I mean?
02:14I know, Killeen's ready for base number two.
02:17I'm nervous about that.
02:19I'm nervous about that.
02:21And so you should be, because you're all at least half right, the agents are incoming.
02:27Although it looks like they're off to the apprentice boardroom to get a pound in from Lord Sugar.
02:32It's gonna be a fun day guys, off to the villa.
02:34But what our celebs don't know is that we're bringing some guests with us today, right?
02:38Because we have to keep them on their toes, we have to make sure that they're really getting the most
02:42out of this experience.
02:43Oh absolutely, absolutely.
02:44You need to make sure that they really are concentrating on the reason they're here in Tenerife.
02:49And that is to date.
02:51You might want to tell him, Anna, because it looks like an all day piss up to me.
02:54Right, don't you want a track?
02:56I love a track.
02:57Music?
02:58Yeah!
02:58Yes!
02:59But I've got it for you guys.
03:00Don't worry about it.
03:00At least he's got it at DJing.
03:02Can't be worse than his dating I suppose.
03:06Take it back, absolute banger.
03:10Well I'm glad they're having fun, but I don't pay $3.99 for Channel 4 Plus to watch these Muppets
03:16gurning.
03:16Get the agents in and let's shit em up ASAP.
03:31Oh my god!
03:32They've ruined it again.
03:34Oh god, Jesus!
03:35Shit!
03:36Of course the agents have brought our previous dates.
03:39I mean let's be honest, we're not all going to be sitting around playing happy families.
03:43So what curveball are they going to throw at us this time?
03:47Nuff eat that nick and a gallon of sangria can't help with.
03:50Get it down you potsy.
03:54Hi Steve!
03:55Hi guys!
03:57Our celebs aren't just here to have fun in the sun.
03:59We're going to be checking in on them to see how they're getting on with their dates so far
04:03and letting them have a little bit more of a mingle whilst they're here.
04:06However, we're also going to challenge them by sending in some newbies.
04:10Hi everyone, welcome.
04:11How are you?
04:13How are we feeling?
04:13Good.
04:14Great.
04:14Yeah, say it like you mean it Lucinda.
04:18Let's be honest, you didn't think that we'd fly you all the way to Tenerife.
04:20You know, for you guys to be a one date wonder.
04:22I mean there's plenty more for you guys to find out about this wonderful bunch of people.
04:28Okay?
04:29Okay, sleigh!
04:30Let the fun begin!
04:32Hey!
04:33Good to see you again.
04:34Are you okay my love?
04:35I'm good.
04:36I'm good, how are you?
04:38How are you?
04:39I'm up the green.
04:40Nice to see you again.
04:41Nice to see you.
04:41Good to see you again.
04:43You feeling good?
04:44Yeah, great.
04:45It's lovely to see Steve again but after that windy, rocky date, I think we've really friend-zoned
04:51each other and today is really confirming that, you know, I think it's not for me.
04:57Oh, Steve-o, missed out by a whisker.
04:59Cheers!
05:00Cheers, my love.
05:00Nice to see you again.
05:02Oh, do you feel about that?
05:02Yeah, I'm excited.
05:04Well, I hope so.
05:04You said you wanted to see me hundreds per cent.
05:06I was like, we need to see him again, do you know what I mean?
05:09It's fun for sure.
05:10Wow.
05:10I had a good time.
05:11No, we did.
05:12I did.
05:12It was funny.
05:13It was so funny.
05:14I loved it.
05:15You just give me jokes.
05:18Even when I'm not trying.
05:19Even when you're not trying.
05:38Even when you're not trying.
05:39It's funny.
05:39It's funny that Colleen and Steve are into each other.
05:41As the couples get reacquainted.
05:43You look beautiful.
05:44I like your bikini.
05:45Oh, thank you.
05:45In traditional Love Island style-y, Gabby has pulled Carl for a chat.
05:57Cheers.
05:58It's so nice to see you.
05:59Yeah, it's so nice to see you.
06:00How have you been?
06:01Good.
06:02How do you feel?
06:02Just a bit nervous on, like, the first day.
06:04Because obviously, like, if you go on a date with someone else, like, back in, like,
06:07England or some lad, you know me talking to people or whatever, you know what I mean,
06:10where it's, like, bang.
06:12There was times where it really flowed and, like, I thought it was, like, comfortable.
06:14Yeah.
06:14You made us feel quite comfortable as well.
06:16Yeah.
06:16I enjoyed it, like, on a board.
06:19Imagine being a Love Island inflatable, having to listen to this all day.
06:23I'd launch myself into a fawn bush.
06:28But across the garden and floating on air is Colleen,
06:30who's still pumped up after sexy Steve breathes some life into her dating journey.
06:35I know it felt easy last night, didn't it, really?
06:38Yeah, it did.
06:39It's kind of like you knew each other before.
06:43You sat there and just shit.
06:45Hi, Queen.
06:46Hello.
06:47You look beautiful.
06:49So, how was your date?
06:51You know how nervous I was before I went and all of that?
06:53I was like, oh, my God, I feel sick.
06:55I don't want to go and blah, blah, blah.
06:56And then, literally, as soon as I saw him and he walked in,
07:00everything fell into place.
07:01Like, it was just instant relaxing and just...
07:03Wow.
07:04Literally laughed as soon as I saw him.
07:06You see, that's what she said.
07:07You're just like, ah, you've got that face that makes me laugh.
07:10As long as it's not your dick, you're good to go.
07:13No, because he walks in with that smile in his eyes.
07:16He looks malty.
07:17This is, like, the biggest compliment ever.
07:20Mm.
07:20Do you feel like she is really enjoying time with you
07:24and giving you lots of compliments?
07:25Do you feel good?
07:26Yeah, it's reciprocated, though, you know what I mean?
07:28Because it just feels...
07:29There was no awkwardness, was there?
07:30No, just calm.
07:31It's so nice to hear that Steve enjoyed our date as much as I did,
07:36and I think the agents have done a great job here.
07:39Cheers to...
07:41Sex.
07:42Yeah?
07:42Now you're okay with this, Dr T?
07:44It totally can.
07:46Get to work, Steve.
07:47As things heat up for Colleen,
07:50Stephen and Jane are reconnecting after last night's blind date.
07:53How are you experiencing this whole thing?
07:56Little by little and bit by bit.
07:58Yeah?
07:58Are you comfortable?
07:59Does he look comfortable to you, Jane?
08:01Lurking in the shade like an unwanted uncle at a stag do?
08:04I find my way into comfort, generally.
08:07Oh, it's good, it's good.
08:09Hello.
08:09Oh, hi, guys.
08:10Cheers.
08:11How are you? Cheers.
08:12Nice to see you.
08:13Nice to see you both.
08:14Nice to see you.
08:15How are you?
08:16Good.
08:17Good to get the tea on last night.
08:19How was it for you, Jane?
08:20It was okay.
08:21To be honest, I didn't think he was interested at all.
08:23Oh, God.
08:25Oh, okay.
08:27I felt friend zone.
08:28Not the F word.
08:30Shit, you're gonna have to earn your money here, Anna.
08:32The friend zone's a weird thing, right?
08:34Because it's a dynamic that exists between two people,
08:37so no one person is putting anyone anywhere.
08:40Shit.
08:40Over to you, Anna.
08:42I would shift that mindset to it actually being a positive.
08:46I think a lot of people talk about being friend zone,
08:48but actually, it's a really good baseline,
08:50and then you can grow from there.
08:51Yeah, because you know what?
08:52You're both very emotionally intelligent,
08:54and I think it's just beautiful just to learn more about each other.
08:58And what would be, will be.
09:00Does that sound fair?
09:01Yeah.
09:01Great.
09:02Yeah, nice try, eh, Dubs?
09:03But who are you kidding?
09:04That friend zone is rock fucking bottom.
09:06Awesome.
09:07There's no coming back from there.
09:08Cheers.
09:17But the current CEO of the friend zone has to be the waxy lip tickler himself,
09:21Steve.
09:22And his antennas will be twitching now,
09:24because look, his lovely Lulu is chatting to the Brundog.
09:28I didn't feel the flutter.
09:30I'm here to land on something that feels really good and exciting,
09:36and that ain't it.
09:37And by that, she means his moustache.
09:40But what I wonder, though,
09:41is there was a spark that you had at the mixer.
09:43There was something that was there, right?
09:46Yeah, potentially.
09:47Look, I'm always happy to keep an open mind,
09:49because, I mean, I'm hurtling toward 46 at the speed of large.
09:53You can date as many people as you want in this process.
09:55It's like sausages on a barbecue.
09:59Is it?
10:00I don't have an insatiable appetite for sausage.
10:03So this is what I want you to envision.
10:04What we're doing is we're going to...
10:06So Stephen, he's on the grill.
10:08No, he's not.
10:09He's chatting to the others.
10:10But he's only been on the grill for, like, a minute or two.
10:13OK?
10:13He's cooking.
10:14But we don't know if he's going to be spicy enough.
10:16But don't take it off unless you know
10:18it's not going to be the spice level for you.
10:21I need sausages on the grill, but I also need the sauce.
10:25OK?
10:26Yeah.
10:26OK, so tell me, what's the sauce?
10:27Christ, erm, tomato, mustard, chimichurri.
10:31Good, I'm confused.
10:32Well, I mean, I hope to think that I bring a bit of sauce.
10:35Yes, yes.
10:37So that's it is.
10:37You sprinkle your sauce on the sausage.
10:40You can't sprinkle a sauce, Paul.
10:42You season with a sprinkle, you squirt with a sauce.
10:44Your move, Brunson.
10:45You are the spice.
10:47OK.
10:47OK.
10:48All right.
10:48So your spice may not penetrate all sausage.
10:52So what do you want me to do, flirt, with the sausage?
10:55Most importantly, I want you to spend time with them.
10:57OK.
10:57Because what I've noticed is that you haven't spent much time at all with them.
11:00Dancing around the sausage.
11:02You're dancing around.
11:02Get on the grill.
11:03Get on the grill.
11:04OK.
11:05Get on the grill.
11:06Bring the sauce.
11:07Look, I'm ready to get my tongs out and hover over the barbecue again
11:11and bring out my sauces.
11:12But there are plenty of other sausages on the barbecue too.
11:17Oh, look.
11:18The two Steve's.
11:20Look at this.
11:21Well, spread your marge on my hovis.
11:23It's a sausage fucking sandwich.
11:25Oi, oi, Samaloi.
11:35Welcome back to Celebs Go Teneriffin.
11:38We're midway through their Canary Island Slay Cay
11:41and the agents have laid on something hot for our celebs.
11:44No, literally.
11:45They're having a barbecue.
11:46Look.
11:47And in an effort to get the party sizzling,
11:49they've also willed out their previous dates.
11:52For some, their meaty temptations have gone down a tree.
11:56Oh, my God.
11:57It's bigger than mine.
11:57I know.
11:58I'm shredded, mate.
11:59I'm shredded.
12:00I love that.
12:01But I'm not sure others are too keen on seconds.
12:04This is why you just hang around here all day.
12:06Yeah.
12:07And over on the decks...
12:10Oh, God, can someone fetch the dad police?
12:12Hasky thinks it's the mid-90s.
12:16Meanwhile, his date Scarlett is spilling the tea to Dr T.
12:19Keep it PG, Doc.
12:21We know you like it naughty.
12:23How was the date?
12:26Because...
12:26Yeah, it was nice.
12:27He seems, like, interesting.
12:28He just seems like a gentleman to be her.
12:31Was there any, like, sexual chemistry?
12:34I'm definitely attracted to him.
12:35Like, I think he's a really handsome guy and, like,
12:37he's definitely, like, funny.
12:40He makes me laugh.
12:41Did you at any moment feel like you want to kiss him?
12:45Probably, like, not in that situation,
12:47but that's not to say that I wouldn't have
12:49if it was a date on our own.
12:51You should tell him that.
12:52No.
12:53You totally should.
12:55You totally should.
12:56No.
12:57Get your flirt on, girl.
12:59I know you can.
13:00Do the best, Tara.
13:01Let me get your boy back here.
13:02Okay.
13:03James.
13:03I'll be back.
13:04Hello.
13:05Hello.
13:06How are you?
13:07Thanks for letting me steal Scarlett for a bit.
13:09My pleasure.
13:11What's going on?
13:12Everything okay?
13:13Yes.
13:14Everything's fine.
13:15Everything's amazing.
13:16Oh, perfect.
13:17Seize the moment.
13:18Yes, ma'am.
13:20Say it with me.
13:21Yes, ma'am.
13:21Seize the moment.
13:23Well, that's my bum all seized up.
13:25Love you guys.
13:25Bye.
13:26See ya.
13:27What was the chat?
13:29What was the chat we wanted to do?
13:30Why didn't you kiss him?
13:32Can I kiss you?
13:39Fuckin' hell.
13:3990 seconds with Dr. T and his face on face action.
13:42Can someone send her around mine?
13:46I always think a kiss is a very important side.
13:48If you know whether you like someone, you're a good kissin', so I'll take that.
13:51Oh, I think so.
13:53Says Scarlett as she washes her mouth out with Prosecco.
13:56So you're glad you saw me again?
13:57Yeah.
13:58Yeah, 100%.
13:58Said with 0% sincerity.
14:01Right, let's hope that kissing's over and done with.
14:04David.
14:04If I'm gonna kiss.
14:06If I'm gonna kiss in the hall, I'm gonna kiss you.
14:07Oh, my God.
14:08Oh, God, here we go again.
14:10Oh, my God.
14:11Oh, my God.
14:11Oh, my God.
14:11Oh, my God.
14:12Please fill it in.
14:13Oh, my God.
14:14Okay, one more time.
14:14Hang on.
14:15Are the agents lining up to watch the kissing?
14:17Bunch of pervs.
14:19Oh!
14:20Who you're gonna kiss, though?
14:26Ladies and gentlemen, may, er, may we interrupt?
14:30Please do, Anna.
14:31Please do.
14:32Would you mind just, er, gathering round for a moment?
14:35We've actually got some rather exciting news.
14:38Someone's finally fished the float around the pool?
14:41We would like to introduce you to some new faces.
14:44No way!
14:45Oh, my God!
14:47Come on, what was you expecting?
14:52What?
14:53Twist after twist!
14:55We've decided to take our celebrities outside of their comfort zone
14:58and put them on dates with different people.
15:01This is the perfect opportunity for them to test
15:04if they do have a connection with their current date
15:07or, indeed, if the grass is greener on the other side.
15:10Let's give a warm welcome to your new dateies.
15:14Oh!
15:16That's right.
15:17Tom's been busy back in London sourcing a fresh batch of sexy singletons
15:21ready to accept a free holiday.
15:23I mean, date the celebrities of their dreams.
15:26Oh, strong star and holding hands.
15:29That's got Steve-O's transmitters fizzling.
15:31Here come the mini-beards.
15:33And bringing up the rears, some real men.
15:35Fist bob lads.
15:38Oh!
15:39Yay!
15:40Hi, guys!
15:43Welcome, guys!
15:47Oh, my God!
15:49I know this is my second time at the agent set,
15:52but I forgot how blooming devious these agents are.
15:56Variety is the spice of life, they say.
15:58Or at least it is for me.
16:02And these are the people we have handpicked
16:05to enhance your Tenerife experience.
16:08It isn't about stirring drama.
16:11It's about reigniting choice, sparking self-reflection
16:15and giving everybody a chance to see what truly excites them.
16:21This is wild.
16:22I'm completely discombobulated.
16:24The agents have basically pulled the pin out of a grenade,
16:27rolled it into the barbecue and blown the whole thing up.
16:30Colleen, your next date is...
16:34Who's it going to be?
16:35This geezer?
16:37Maybe him?
16:39Maybe her?
16:40I'd watch that all day.
16:42Andy!
16:44Oh, right, one of the fist-bump geezers.
16:46Fair enough.
16:47Hi, Colleen.
16:48Oh!
16:49Andy!
16:50How are you?
16:50I'm good, how are you?
16:51Have a good day, don't worry.
16:52You looked a bit nervous when I walked in.
16:54So, before we head you off on your brand-new adventures,
16:57what we would love to do is to give your current dateies
17:00an opportunity to share a few helpful parting words, perhaps.
17:06Some words of advice, maybe.
17:08Yeah, cos it wasn't quite awkward enough, Anna.
17:10Oh, I can't believe this is happening.
17:13I don't want to watch or listen.
17:15What is he going to say?
17:16Steve!
17:18Do you have any advice for Andy when dating Colleen?
17:22Absolutely not.
17:25Here, mate, let me give you the...
17:29Find your own way, Slip Street.
17:35Wow, I mean, I wasn't expecting that.
17:37It's almost like Steve's fighting for me.
17:39Like, he doesn't want to give a new guy advice.
17:42This is a cock-off, and I love it.
17:45Well, then, next up, I've got to go to Gabby.
17:48Oh, fuck, I'm sorry.
17:51OK.
17:51This is our man, Joel, right here.
17:53Hi, Joel.
17:54Nice to meet you, Gabby.
17:54Nice to meet you, too.
17:55Yeah, looking good.
17:58Thanks.
17:59The agents bring in the new datees,
18:01and I see Joel, and I'm like,
18:03yeah, I hope that one's for me.
18:05She's in good hands, boys.
18:06Good hands?
18:07She's your date, not a pre-owned hatchback.
18:09This is wild.
18:11This is fucking everything.
18:13Joel has come at the perfect time.
18:16I need some more excitement up in here.
18:19Bring it on.
18:20Stephen, meet Clara.
18:21How you doing?
18:22You'll be going on a date with Clara.
18:24How do you feel about that?
18:25Erm, that's quite unexpected.
18:27Surprise.
18:27Thank you, Stephen.
18:28Jane, any words of advice, words of wisdom or feedback
18:32for Clara ahead of her date?
18:34Erm, be patient.
18:36He's a sweet person.
18:37Aw, spoken like a true friend.
18:40David.
18:41I'm here, David.
18:43Oh, hello.
18:44Thomas is catching a major case of the green-eyed monster.
18:46You will be dating Fan.
18:48Hello.
18:49Nice to meet you, David.
18:50Nice to meet you as well, love.
18:51Poor Thomas.
18:52One minute he's hitting David's hole,
18:54the next he's sinking into despair.
18:56Wow.
18:57This has thrown a massive spanner in the works.
19:00I've got a fireman and I've got a fan.
19:03Looking all right.
19:04Legs 11.
19:05Oh, thank you.
19:08I'm excited.
19:09You know I love a twist.
19:11I like a little twist and turn as well.
19:13Careful, Fan, if you eye-bang David's pins any harder,
19:17there's no telling what Thomas will do.
19:19Keep your hands away from David, he's mine.
19:22I'll keep him warm for you, Thomas.
19:25Oh, my God, I feel like I'm being pulled from pillar to post.
19:28Wouldn't it be the first time, you dirty little satchel.
19:31Lucinda, you will be dating...
19:33Yes.
19:33Ken.
19:38Turn off the grill, the Steve Alloy is cooked.
19:42RIP, Mr Pringles.
19:44That's my Barbie right there.
19:46Oh!
19:49Oh, shit!
19:50Wow, the agents have flown in an absolute cracker.
19:55Check Ken out.
19:57Steve, any parting words for Lucinda
19:59before she goes out on a date with Ken?
20:01Lucinda, just blow him out.
20:02Done.
20:07Next up, we've got the big man, James.
20:11Hello.
20:12Hello.
20:12All right, so, James, you're going to be dating Zara over here.
20:17How you doing, all right?
20:18Hi.
20:19How you doing?
20:19How are you?
20:19Very well, thank you.
20:20Good.
20:21Zara looks amazing.
20:22She's dressed to kill.
20:23There's a great vibe, but I've just kissed Scarlet.
20:26What am I supposed to do?
20:27I wish I had your problems, mate.
20:29I just spent the afternoon jet washing my driveway.
20:31So, James, obviously you've been spending time with Scarlet.
20:34All right, so, Scarlet, do you have any advice to Zara?
20:38Just ask him loads of deep and meaningful questions.
20:40He loves it.
20:41Ow!
20:42Just get the knife out, will you?
20:44Yeah.
20:44Yeah, thank you.
20:45For some of you, this experience starts right now.
20:49Colleen.
20:50Oh, shit, what?
20:52James.
20:53Oh.
20:55And Lucinda.
20:57You guys are heading on your dates right away.
21:01Wow.
21:01No way!
21:02How are you feeling about that?
21:04I feel all right about it.
21:05Oh, that's good, then.
21:08I'm pretty nervous, honestly.
21:10You'll be fine, love.
21:12Oh, thank you.
21:12Just be yourself.
21:13What?
21:14They told me not to be myself.
21:16They said be completely different.
21:19Is that why you've been pretending to be a DJ?
21:22Huge thank you to all of our amazing dateees.
21:26Good time.
21:28You are all being incredibly gracious.
21:31Just to remind you, your time on Tenerife, this is not over at all, OK?
21:35Brace yourselves, because not over at all usually means it's about to get ten times weirder.
21:40Goodbye.
21:41You're running off with another man.
21:43I can't believe it, Lucinda.
21:45You've been ditching me already.
21:47It's not my fault.
21:48You could look less happy about it, though.
21:51See you later, my love.
21:52See you later.
21:53You have a good night, yeah?
21:54I will do, yeah.
21:56Hello.
21:56You OK?
21:57Yeah, sorry about that.
21:59Why?
21:59Well, that's weird, isn't it?
22:01It's weird.
22:02It's weird.
22:02All right.
22:03Think of it.
22:04Think of it, yeah.
22:05So, sorry.
22:07Have a nice time.
22:08I will do.
22:09You will.
22:10Oh, James.
22:11No, not like that.
22:12Not like that.
22:13So, you don't need to tell me to have a nice time, hon.
22:15Yeah.
22:17Don't wait up.
22:18No, I'm joking.
22:18See you, mate.
22:19See you, brother.
22:19Look, I've still been nice here.
22:21I'll see you soon.
22:21I really enjoyed today.
22:23Yeah, me too.
22:23I did.
22:23It was really nice.
22:24What, no hug?
22:25Oh, God, that's proper awkward.
22:27The tongue in each other off a minute ago.
22:32Coming up!
22:33Have you been here before?
22:34I've been to Tenerife.
22:35I must have been about 20.
22:37What's the last week?
22:38Fist bump Andy brings the bands to Colleen.
22:41How do you usually date then?
22:43Do you meet people socially?
22:44Have you got a naked attraction?
22:46Oh, Christ.
22:47Don't think I'd get a date after that.
22:49Naked Nolan?
22:50I'm in.
22:51And big boy Ken's coming in hot and heavy.
22:54What star will I be getting if I was to get a kiss on you?
22:57My question to myself is do I want to be kissing on the first date?
23:02I don't know if I do.
23:12Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating, where before the break,
23:16the pesky agents ushered in a brand new bunch of fresh-faced dates
23:19to test the bonds our celebs have made with their previous pics from the UK.
23:24Or to put it another way, they've flown in some fresh meat to fuck shit up.
23:32The first anxious trio rapidly applying their duty-free slap are Colleen, James and Lucinda.
23:40Christ, there goes the ozone layer.
23:46And these three are hitting the town together.
23:48And after a meaty all-day bottomless barbecue at the villa, what could be better than...
23:54Ah, right, steak again.
23:56As Lucinda and James take their seats, I can only presume Colleen's stopped off for a nervous poo.
24:01Remind me, can you flush the bog in Tenerife or does it go in the bin?
24:05The tissue, not the shit.
24:06Such a gentleman, James.
24:07I try, thank you.
24:08Yeah, you're so shivering.
24:09How excited are you to meet Ken properly?
24:12He's a bit of a spunk, isn't he?
24:14Yeah.
24:14Yes, yes.
24:14I mean, what a hottie.
24:15And you didn't mind me calling Barbie?
24:17Well...
24:17Well, we'll see.
24:18We'll see.
24:19I'm not sure what kind of Barbie I am, but...
24:21Wet and wild Barbie?
24:23How about you?
24:24How are you feeling?
24:24Yeah, I'm good.
24:25I've got to say, I was...
24:27It's quite difficult because I obviously just kissed Scarlet.
24:30Yeah.
24:31Um, and so I find slightly difficult to jump straight from the frying pan into the fire
24:37with the new girl, but bizarrely looked beautiful, looked really pretty.
24:41She had a nice smile.
24:43I'm very excited to get deep.
24:45You might have another pash.
24:47Oh.
24:48Yeah, I think my gentlemanly moral code probably dictates that won't happen, but we'll see.
24:52I've got suitcase padlocks in more robust codes than him.
24:56Finally finished in the bathroom, Colleen's tipped up for her date with Andy.
24:59So, I know I've got to remain open-minded with Andy.
25:04I can't put all my eggs in one basket with Steve, even though we had a great date.
25:08Who knows?
25:09Andy might bring something different to the table and we might connect even more.
25:13I have to put my trust in the agents.
25:17Well, you've got your work cut out here, Andy.
25:19We're all rooting for you, mate.
25:20Come on, player.
25:21Let's go.
25:22Hello there.
25:23Hi.
25:24How are you?
25:25I'm good.
25:25How are you?
25:26I'm alright.
25:26You get to say hello.
25:27I know, yes.
25:28A bit more relaxed than earlier.
25:29Lovely to meet you properly.
25:30You too.
25:31Sorry to keep you away.
25:31I know we're meant to do in breakfast, but I'm a bit late.
25:33Oh, already banging out the gags.
25:35Yes, please.
25:36Have you not had a drink yet?
25:37No.
25:38Have you been waiting for me?
25:39Yes.
25:39I've had four glasses of wine.
25:41No.
25:41No, I haven't really.
25:42It was a bit tense earlier, wasn't it?
25:46Wasn't it?
25:46It was just so out of the blue.
25:48You were speechless?
25:49Absolutely speechless.
25:50I didn't take it personally.
25:51No, please don't.
25:52It was purely because I just wasn't expecting it.
25:55Where are you from?
25:56What's your accent from?
25:56Near Wolverhampton.
25:58Oh, right.
25:59Okay.
25:59It's a very sexy accent.
26:01Peaky blinders have made it a little bit more.
26:02Peaky blinders, yeah.
26:04Strong pitch, Andy, but I think Colleen's getting less Tommy Shelby and more noddy older.
26:08Erm.
26:10Hello.
26:10Oh, hi.
26:11You like something to drink?
26:13What would you like?
26:14Can I get a Malibu and Coke, please?
26:15Malibu and Cola.
26:17Could I have a Di Serrano and Coke, please?
26:19Whoa, guys.
26:201983 just called when they want their drinks back.
26:23Andy seems really, really sweet.
26:25He's really doing his best.
26:27And I think I need to up my game a little bit and give him a chance.
26:31So, I don't know, maybe alcohol might help.
26:40That was a lot of Malibu.
26:42Cheers.
26:42It's nice to meet you properly.
26:43It's really nice to meet you, too.
26:46Yeah, usually if I meet anyone for a drink, it's like a walk or a coffee or something.
26:50So, if we're having three courses, it's quite intense.
26:53We're not having three, oh, eh?
26:59So, as Andy faces a battle not only to get hold of a Nolan sister, but maybe even get his
27:04hands on a dessert.
27:05Up on the balcony, Lucinda's spoiled her sweet treat gliding towards her now.
27:09And it's called Ken.
27:13Hi.
27:15Hi.
27:16Hi.
27:17Hi.
27:18I've got a nice height.
27:19I don't know how to follow you.
27:20Uh, 6'6".
27:22Oh, you're 6'6"?
27:23Yeah.
27:23Wow.
27:236'5 and a half, 6'6".
27:24OK.
27:25What's half an inch between friends, eh?
27:27And James has been paired with Hampshire lass Zara.
27:31You look beautiful.
27:32How are you?
27:33You do.
27:34I'll try.
27:35Are you OK?
27:35Yeah, you.
27:36You all right?
27:37Come in.
27:38It's all right.
27:40Lovely.
27:42Why don't you tuck me in?
27:43Lovely.
27:45What's happening?
27:45Well, it's nice to be here.
27:47Yeah, it's nice to be here.
27:47Yeah, it's good.
27:48I, um, I've got to ask you, when I sat down on my first meet- have I met you
27:51before somewhere?
27:52I think you have.
27:54This could be interesting.
27:56OK.
27:56Where?
27:57In Wimbledon.
27:58Right.
27:58Last year.
27:59Yes.
28:00I think in the summer, there's an event on.
28:01Was it the tennis?
28:02Yeah.
28:03Right, when I was DJing.
28:04I'm glad that you remembered me, yes.
28:06Well, just about.
28:07I knew I wasn't going mad.
28:08I think we've got a photo together as well.
28:11Why has he stopped smiling?
28:13Yeah.
28:13OK.
28:14We've rubbed skin.
28:15We have rubbed skin.
28:16As Hazard tries to work out what skin rubbed where, Lucinda's man Ken has started his own investigations.
28:25I have to ask, what is your perfume?
28:27I mean, these small divine.
28:28I can't tell you.
28:29It's a secret.
28:30It's one of those secrets.
28:31Yeah.
28:31It's called Project D by Danny Minogue.
28:34Do you like her?
28:34I love it.
28:35I mean, three things I love is perfume, watch and cars.
28:41Watchers and cars.
28:43So they're your passions.
28:44That's my passion.
28:44This is one fancy cash splasher.
28:47Cha-ching.
28:50How about yourself?
28:50I love to travel.
28:52And your outfit, wow.
28:53It's a bit wild.
28:55Well, I thought, you know.
28:56No, 100% I love it.
28:57Like, wild is.
28:58You're a little bit hot diggity dance.
29:00I thought I've got to bring it tonight.
29:02Oh, so you like what you see?
29:03I thought, well, you know, you are.
29:05But you never really told me that you like what you see.
29:07Well, I like what I see.
29:09It is?
29:10Yeah.
29:10You're a good looking guy.
29:12Okay, I thought I was average.
29:13With good energy.
29:14He's quite flashy, Ken, isn't he?
29:17Like, I don't know.
29:18He's sort of into the, you know, the big time material world.
29:22But, you know, I am a bit of an earth mama.
29:24I am enjoying the compliments though.
29:26Very complimentary.
29:28Can I ask if you want something to drink?
29:30Ah, what a great idea.
29:32Would you want the lady first?
29:33Okay.
29:33Um, do you know what?
29:34I'll have a spicy margarita.
29:35Spicy margarita?
29:36Let's go.
29:37Yeah.
29:38I'll be one and done.
29:39But let's do it well.
29:41I will turn on, um, agua.
29:43Agua.
29:43With yellow.
29:45Perfecto.
29:45Habla espanol.
29:47No.
29:48Habla portugues.
29:48Yeah, portugues.
29:50Espanol, cinema.
29:51Cinema.
29:52He's on smooth dude.
29:53I bet he's good at ordering in Nando's.
29:55Thank you so much.
29:56Gracias.
29:58So how do you know...
29:59I love your tattoo.
30:01What is that saying?
30:02So that one's our halai in Arabic, which is, you know, a journey, a woman
30:06little bits and bones.
30:08Yeah, I'm just going to be very soft.
30:09Aw, thanks, Kenny.
30:11Beautiful.
30:11You're very complimentary.
30:12Well, when I see a beauty, I lose my mind.
30:16You know, honestly, it's crazy.
30:18I'm a bit of a charmer.
30:20I'm just saying...
30:21You made me feel good.
30:22Well, she'd feel good.
30:24See, I want to make you feel like this all the time.
30:26While things hot up on the terrace, downstairs the only heat on Colleen's date so far is coming
30:32from that table lamp.
30:33Come on, Andy.
30:34Hit her up with your best chat.
30:35Well, I don't know a great deal about you, Colleen.
30:38Right.
30:38So it's very nice to meet you.
30:41It's very nice to meet you.
30:41And I've never bothered Googling a date before I've been on one.
30:44Really?
30:45Because I like to create my own impression of people.
30:48But I would imagine you're Irish with your name.
30:52Is that right?
30:52Yes.
30:53Full marks, Columbo.
30:54So that's good.
30:55So I've brought you a little gift.
30:56A pint of Guinness?
30:57Have you?
30:58Yes.
30:59So it's only a little keyring, a four-leaf clover to wish you good luck.
31:03There you go.
31:03That is so lovely.
31:04Maybe it'll bring your son.
31:05Oh, Andy.
31:06Nice gesture, but you're competing against big Steve here, mate.
31:10A bit of bargain bin tourist tat from Luton Airport.
31:12Ain't gonna cut it with a Nolan sister.
31:16You made me feel bad now.
31:17Haven't you got me anything?
31:18Oh, that's really kind.
31:19Thank you so much.
31:20No, it's all right.
31:21I thought it might make you relax a little bit.
31:23Oh, yeah.
31:24Thank God for alcohol, eh?
31:27Yeah, that's exactly what Colleen's thinking.
31:29I'm kidding.
31:31While upstairs in the posh seats, James is drinking in his date Zara.
31:35And judging by the way he's looking at her, man's thirsty.
31:39You look beautiful.
31:41You do.
31:41I try.
31:42You've been handsome.
31:43Have you been here before?
31:45Oh, I've been to Tenerife.
31:47I must have been about 20.
31:48So last week?
31:49Yeah.
31:50Oh, yeah.
31:51Zara looks great.
31:52I've got to stop openly flirting and allow her space to speak
31:55to find out whether we're a perfect match or not.
31:58How have your dates been so far?
32:00The first one, there wasn't a real spark.
32:02Do you think you need that?
32:03Of course you do.
32:04Do you need something like a spark at the beginning?
32:05I don't.
32:05Or do you like someone to grow on you?
32:07She made that sound much ruder than it was.
32:12I don't think necessarily have it straight away,
32:15but I think that vibe and chemistry is really important.
32:18It is, yeah.
32:18Because I'm a bit of a performer.
32:19You should see his DJ impression.
32:21It's hilarious.
32:22I kind of get that vibe from you.
32:24Yeah, yeah.
32:25I do like pageants and things like that.
32:28What do you mean pageants?
32:29It's involved in pageantry.
32:30Pageantry, so you're in like a beauty pageant.
32:33Well, like Miss UK, that's a similar sort of thing, is it?
32:36Yeah.
32:36You just feel amazing when you go up there on stage,
32:38you feel like a million dollars.
32:39I think it's embracing your femininity.
32:42Femininity.
32:42I think you'll find it's pronounced femininity.
32:45Femininity.
32:46Femininity.
32:46Womanhood.
32:48Once you get into it,
32:49does it now take over your life in terms of having to eat,
32:52smart?
32:52Because you're in great shape.
32:53Kind of always have.
32:54And it's really important what you put in your body, isn't it?
32:57Not for a rugby player.
32:58They'll shove anything up there.
32:59How are you doing?
32:59You all right?
33:00What do you want?
33:01Oh, lovely.
33:02I'm going to go for the steak, if that's OK.
33:05Could I get the Diablo pizza, please?
33:07Muchas gracias.
33:08Gracias.
33:09What's your love language?
33:10Have you ever looked into that kind of stuff?
33:13Love language?
33:14Someone's been cramming up on the dating lingo?
33:16I guess it's like, it's the eyes, isn't it?
33:17Because you get the feeling from them,
33:18if they're feeling the vibe or not.
33:20Yeah.
33:21And I like to feel I'm a little bit...
33:22Goodness, why am I picking big words?
33:24A little bit psychic.
33:25I've heard bigger words, to be fair.
33:27So if you're psychic, as you said,
33:29how do you think the date's going to go?
33:30Well, I'm no psychic,
33:32but I reckon you'll break your man code,
33:33snog a face off,
33:34and get a dumbbell to the nutsack from Scarlet.
33:47Do you know how to use a top six?
33:49Absolutely.
33:50Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating,
33:52where three of our celebs are already tucking into their new date.
33:55But it's fair to say Colleen would like hers warmed up a bit.
33:59How do you usually date, then?
34:01Do you meet people socially?
34:02Do you go on the apps?
34:03Have you done naked attractions?
34:05Right.
34:06Don't think I'd get a date after that.
34:08As Colleen shrivels on her date like my knob in a cold snap,
34:12back at the villa are these three willies.
34:14I mean, wallies.
34:15Oh, my God.
34:16Lucinda's guy, Ken, is a wild one.
34:19I think he's going to give her a run for his money, you know?
34:22Yeah, I agree.
34:23I think considering Steven with the handlebars wasn't giving what she needed,
34:30he's more along the lines of what she's looking for.
34:33Do you think he might be too far the other way, though?
34:34Maybe.
34:35Maybe.
34:36No, maybe about it.
34:37Ken is giving, all right.
34:39He's throwing the fucking kitchen sink at it.
34:41What you got next for us, big man?
34:43I want to learn all about you.
34:45I'm from Nigeria.
34:46I travel a lot.
34:47I own quite a lot of businesses.
34:50What sort of business is?
34:52This guy's got money.
34:54I have restaurants, logistics, construction.
34:58I've got to the stage in my life now.
35:00It's like I'm pretty much more than comfortable.
35:04I'm actually travelling, going to Brazil for the carnival.
35:08Cool.
35:09Rio.
35:10Rio, yeah.
35:10Have you been there?
35:11No, but I'd love to go.
35:13Maybe.
35:13I've got a ticket for plus one, you know?
35:15Wow.
35:15I'm not going to lie to you.
35:17I'm a lavish guy.
35:18Calm down, mate.
35:19We've all had an Avios Companion voucher before.
35:22I'm not a show off, but I love beautiful things.
35:25I love my sitting, sitting on a Lambo, Ferrari.
35:28I bet their owners get the right up.
35:31Look, he's trying to impress.
35:33I just prefer He Express.
35:35But look, we're on holiday, and I'm just going to lean in
35:38and sort of enjoy Ed and him for what it is.
35:43Being with you, swelling your own fumes,
35:45and connecting with you, honestly, I don't think anything.
35:48Do you understand?
35:48You're not pretending.
35:49I'm not pretending.
35:50I don't know how to.
35:51I just say things how it is.
35:53You strike me as somebody that keeps it real.
35:55Yep, everything except the Rolex, I reckon.
35:57Let me ask you another question.
35:59What style will I be getting if I was to get a kiss on you?
36:03Right, he's done with the subtle stuff, then.
36:05Because I'm not going to lie to you.
36:07Your lips are just doing it for me.
36:09I'm so sorry.
36:10My question to myself is do I want to be kissing on the first stage?
36:14I don't know if I do.
36:16No, you usually just get married on them.
36:18It's quite an intimate thing, kissing, isn't it?
36:20I think so.
36:22It's just, it's just every time I look at you and those lips,
36:25I just, I just, I just, I just need it.
36:29And I just feel like...
36:30Need it or want it?
36:31Both.
36:32So you're saying I'm your type?
36:34Did I say that?
36:35Well, okay, I'm hoping that I'm your type.
36:38Oh, look, I would say you're one of my types.
36:40Like a hot, beautiful Nigerian.
36:43Nigerian.
36:45Nigerian stallion.
36:46Loving this.
36:47I'm loving this.
36:48Come on now, come on.
36:49I'm loving this.
36:50Your hands are so soft.
36:52Mmm, and my dick is so hard.
36:54Not mine, his.
36:55I've got big hands, don't I?
36:56This is actually disgusting, even for me.
36:59That's nice.
37:00You've got some strong hands.
37:01Your hands are so, like, relaxing.
37:04I wouldn't do that.
37:07That's nice, I like that.
37:08Yeah, shall we leave this?
37:09Getting a bit much.
37:10But someone who's so far managed to keep his hands to himself is James,
37:14who's still pretending to be interested in beauty pageants.
37:17What do you have to do for it?
37:18Mmm.
37:19Can you give me a walk?
37:21Can I show you?
37:22Yeah, show me, show me, show me.
37:23Oh my goodness.
37:23Well, that didn't take much persuading.
37:25It's a good vision.
37:25You don't have to put the keene on, we can just do that.
37:27Okay, then.
37:28Well, if that's an option.
37:30I'm going to find something for you to do for me, then.
37:33I mean, that could be amazing.
37:35Right, then.
37:35Okay, then.
37:36Let's do this, then.
37:38Oh, wow.
37:44It's a bit weird without music, isn't it?
37:47Can we stick something on, please?
37:51Not that.
37:52Okay, now.
37:55Here we go.
37:56That's better.
37:58Work it, baby.
38:02Go on, babe.
38:03Yes!
38:04Well done.
38:04I'll give you some amazing.
38:05Well done.
38:06Well done.
38:07That's incredible.
38:08What can I get you to do for me?
38:10Well, I don't think I've got a walk in me.
38:15Back on her date with Andy from Wolverhampton, the main course has arrived.
38:20Jesus!
38:21That's gosh.
38:22Are you really hungry?
38:23And it looks like Killeen might be starting to thaw out.
38:26Maybe that plastic four leaf clover worked after all.
38:29I love what I do, but my favourite place is home.
38:32I've got a little farm.
38:34What do you do on the farm?
38:35All the animal noises.
38:36If you're after a disappointed wine, Andy, you're going the right way about it.
38:40So I've got horses, and goats, and ducks, and chickens, and dogs, and cats.
38:45I'm allergic to horses.
38:46If I touch them, I'm like...
38:48Rashi, yeah.
38:50Rashi.
38:50The one word you definitely don't want to hear on a date.
38:53My ex-husband was allergic to cats.
38:56Oh, really?
38:57Which one?
38:57Near the end, when I couldn't get rid of him, I bought cats.
39:02Loads of cats.
39:03I only bought two back then.
39:05I thought, this will get rid of the bugger.
39:08And he went, have you bought them so I leave?
39:10I went, yes.
39:11And he went, OK, I'm going to get rid of them.
39:14You ran out scratching.
39:15He's scratching his neck.
39:16Oh, dear me.
39:18Andy's a really, really nice bloke, but so far,
39:21I'm kind of making myself laugh more than he is.
39:24And I just think it all flowed better with Steve.
39:28There's no way I can eat any more of this pizza.
39:30I feel so bad.
39:31What a waste.
39:31It's massive, isn't it?
39:36Back upstairs with Hazen out on his date with Zara.
39:39And her catwalk obviously got his juices flowing
39:42because he's still banging on about pageantry.
39:44I do remember with pageant conversations, you've got questions.
39:48I mean, that world peace is still just the answer to it.
39:51That's the stereotypical, isn't it?
39:52Yeah, yeah.
39:53Yes, like on Miss Congeniality.
39:55Yes.
39:56What's the speech you give?
39:57So the little pageants that I have done,
39:59they didn't have to give speeches.
40:00OK.
40:00But we had to prepare for that if we were going to give one.
40:03So we've got a list of 25 questions and we sort of had to learn.
40:06There was things like,
40:07if there's one thing you could change about your own country,
40:09what would it be?
40:10And what would it be?
40:11The weather.
40:12Yeah.
40:13Yeah, sod the cost of living crisis and equality for all.
40:15Just make it fucking sunny.
40:17What else?
40:18But, erm...
40:19Well, ask me five questions and I'll just go like,
40:22just go off the top of my head.
40:23Let's do it.
40:23OK.
40:26OK.
40:30Don't rush her, Hazza.
40:31I've been on Countdown and the pressure is real.
40:35If there was one thing...
40:37Ooh, that you could...
40:39Come on, Zara.
40:42I don't know. Oh, my God.
40:43I'm so on the spot.
40:46You're running out of time.
40:47I bet. Erm...
40:49I'm up here freezing in my bikini.
40:50Yeah.
40:52My testicles are beginning to hang out the side of my bikini.
40:54I'm here.
40:55I'm waiting.
40:56I'm looking.
40:57Can I ask my favourite colour?
40:58We'll start with that.
40:59Come on.
41:02How do you think this is going?
41:04She's done it.
41:06I've had a nice time.
41:07I think you're nice.
41:08I think you're fine.
41:09I think it's been really good.
41:10Would you date me again if I said yes?
41:12I'd have to date you again, yeah.
41:13I think there's so much more to be said.
41:15If you want another date.
41:16Right, OK.
41:18We'll see.
41:21He's got another date.
41:22She's called Scarlet.
41:24Look, she's really attractive.
41:25Erm, but unfortunately I cannot kiss her because I've got to stick to my guns.
41:30It's just not the gentlemanly thing to do.
41:32I've taken care of the bill.
41:34Have you?
41:34Yes, I have.
41:35Oh, what a gent.
41:37My pleasure.
41:39Oh, my date with James is really good.
41:41I enjoyed it and he's a true gentleman.
41:43Zara is really nice.
41:45I think she's really sweet.
41:46I think she's very pretty.
41:47I'm definitely attracted to Zara.
41:48100% physically, yes.
41:50I've had a great time.
41:51I've had a good time.
41:52But we were chatting away and stuff and I stopped talking.
41:55There wasn't a lot of, like, questions coming back.
41:57Safe evening.
41:58I really enjoyed that.
41:59And two.
41:59See you later.
42:01And I think these agents are sick of me talking at people.
42:04So I just probably need to go out and sleep on it and, like, work out where my head's at.
42:08Well, I think we all know where Colleen's head's at because she can't stop thinking about big man Steve.
42:13Which is a shame because she's currently on a date with this guy.
42:16But Andy's digging deep, trying to tune into her interests.
42:20I like all sorts of music, really.
42:22Yeah, me too.
42:23I was listening earlier to that Kanye West song where he starts with one key.
42:28I forget what it's called now.
42:29Ding.
42:30And it's so simple but it's beautiful, you know.
42:34Blink twice if you need rescuing, Colleen.
42:39So it's been really lovely meeting you.
42:41Yes, it's been an absolute pleasure to meet you as well.
42:44It's been lovely hasn't it?
42:45It has been really nice.
42:46Shall we go now though?
42:47Because it's cold.
42:47Yeah, let's go and get warm.
42:50It's rather chilly out here.
42:51It has.
42:52The date was lovely this evening.
42:54Really got on well with Colleen.
42:55I'm hoping my allergy of horses and cats that I didn't mention as well doesn't put Colleen off me.
43:02But if I do I go and visit her I'll have to wear one of these full suits just to
43:07stop me getting a rash because that would definitely put her off from seeing me again.
43:11I've never enjoyed chattering teeth so much.
43:14After you.
43:15Andy was a really lovely man.
43:18He bought me a little present which was so sweet and I was very grateful for that.
43:22But I just didn't feel a connection or a spark and I have to feel it.
43:29I have to feel it.
43:31Lovely to meet you.
43:32Lovely to meet you.
43:33Have a nice evening.
43:34Take care, yeah.
43:34Yeah, yeah.
43:34And I hope that four leaf clover brings you luck as well.
43:36Oh, thank you so much for that.
43:37No problem.
43:38It was so lovely.
43:38See you again.
43:39All right, have a nice evening.
43:39Bye.
43:40Bye-bye.
43:41I think Steve probably played a part in tonight.
43:44Steve gave me that connection, that fire.
43:49Oh, Steve doesn't watch this.
43:50He'll be all right, big-headed sod.
43:54He'll be like, yeah, I know, babe.
43:57Get over it.
43:59And I will, Steve, if you're watching.
44:15I'll see you again.
44:22I'll see you again.
44:25All right, come on in.
44:27Come on in.
44:27Come on in.
44:28Come on in.
44:28Anyone else suspect this isn't about perfume?
44:30No.
44:31No.
44:31Wait, is she not?
44:32No.
44:33I'm telling you, it's Danny Minogue.
44:34Oh, you smell so good.
44:35Oh, God.
44:37Um...
44:38Don't think.
44:42You're so sexy.
44:43I don't want to kiss you, you know that?
44:45Yeah, I think she gets the idea, mate.
44:46No, I don't want to kiss you.
44:47Why does she kiss you?
44:48You know, I'm not going to lie to you.
44:50The reason I actually have to kiss is to make a lovely one kiss.
44:53Okay, just a little pig.
44:55Yeah, like a little pig.
44:56But I want to see a medium pig.
44:57You know that baby girl, come here.
44:59You know that.
45:00I need you.
45:02I want to see you again.
45:04Come on.
45:05Oh.
45:06Just a little one.
45:07No, wait, a little one.
45:10Oh.
45:11I...
45:11I don't want a tongue test now.
45:13Okay.
45:14Medium.
45:16It's too much.
45:17Shit.
45:24Oh, God.
45:27You like the face?
45:29You're yummy.
45:35Anyone else had enough?
45:36Let's get the fuck out of here.
45:39Next time!
45:40We're here!
45:41The celebs get wet and wild.
45:43Plans, you know, not stare at you too much.
45:45Before the shit hits the fan.
45:48This is where shit gets real.
45:50As true feelings are revealed.
45:53The sexual chemistry wasn't there.
45:55I want somebody who's going to give me everything.
45:58Jesus.
45:59And dating decisions are made.
46:01I just wanted a bit more back.
46:03I'm going to say no.
46:04As our celebs.
46:05Hello!
46:06You've got a great body.
46:07Go!
46:08I might be asexual.
46:09Dating!