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00:01Previously on Celebs Go Dating...
00:03Do you like nuts?
00:04Love nuts.
00:05Helene had her first date with guitar player Mike.
00:08Liquid eyes, radiant eyes.
00:11That is so nice.
00:12And on their second date, Lucinda locked lips with axe-throwing viking Damien.
00:17You hang up.
00:18No, you hang up.
00:19No, you hang up.
00:20No, you hang up.
00:21Tonight!
00:23It's the return of the mixer, or as Annalise to call it...
00:27Stixer.
00:27I want a Stixer.
00:29A Stixer.
00:30But not before she gives ladies' man PK a right royal bollocking.
00:34I hate to say it, you're a terrible dater.
00:36And a big decision proves too much for Gabby.
00:39Let me go to the bathroom.
00:42As our celebs...
00:43Abracadabra, what's this?
00:44He just said Abracadabra, I'm up to the bed.
00:47Go!
00:47I mean, they've all got their own spunk, right?
00:49Dating!
00:50I'm in love!
00:51No!
00:55A little party never killed nobody.
00:59Welcome to Celebs Go Dating, where our dedicated celebrity dating agents leave no stone unturned when it comes to helping
01:06the famous find love.
01:07And me?
01:08Well, I'll just watch on and say a load of sarky comments.
01:11And I'm looking forward to this one because it's time for another one of our world-famous TBC mixers, which
01:19means plenty of fresh meat.
01:22The agents are incoming.
01:24And looking like Darth Vader with a couple of stormtroopers, it's the PCB with A-dubs and Dr. T.
01:32Tom!
01:33Oh, there he is, there he goes.
01:34At this triplicity of arrogance.
01:36No, no, no, no, no. T, can we say the double breasted is on?
01:39Oh, well, one breast is never enough really, is it?
01:42I'd rather not have any, but that's middle-aged spread for you.
01:45Tom, this looks like a mixer, right?
01:48However, I see there's a little bit of an agent twist in here.
01:51Ooh, what twist?
01:52So, let's get them in. Thank you, T.
01:55What? Is no one going to tell me what the twist is?
01:57Uh-oh, we having fun tonight.
01:59Here come James and David, who've both had successful dates recently, so must be wondering why they're here.
02:05Other than for the free booze.
02:07Here they are.
02:08Ooh!
02:09Double trouble, Beavis and Butthead.
02:11What?
02:12What?
02:12Beauty and the Beast.
02:15Wait a minute, wait a minute.
02:16Now, listen, Lance, you might be wondering why we've asked you to come a little bit early by yourselves, yeah?
02:22I come early by myself all the time.
02:24Yeah.
02:24What are we doing?
02:25Yeah, we're all wondering that. What's going on?
02:27Both of you are doing really well.
02:29James, we have noticed that your chat has improved and things are going really well with Dottie.
02:36And we would love to keep you on that trajectory with her, okay?
02:39Yes, and David.
02:40You and Anthony.
02:41I'm in love!
02:42No, I'm joking.
02:44I'm joking.
02:45I'm joking.
02:46I'm joking.
02:46Okay, but you're definitely in like.
02:48We're 100% in like.
02:50We need the other celebrities to step up to both of your levels.
02:53So, are we sort of experts as well now?
02:55Sort of.
02:56Tonight, we need you to act as our mini-agent.
03:01Oh my God!
03:02Oh my God!
03:02You are going to be armed with stickers.
03:07Oh, wow!
03:08Oh my God!
03:08So essentially, the twist is that the agents do even less work.
03:13Got it.
03:14So now here's the mission.
03:15When you walk in and you meet someone who you think our celebrities would like, you discreetly attach the sticker
03:22anywhere you'd like.
03:24Okay.
03:25And they will have a one-on-one chat with them.
03:27Okay.
03:28So it's basically a mixer, but we've just jazzed it up a little bit with a little sparkle stardust.
03:33And it is a...
03:33Don't say stick-sa.
03:34Stick-sa.
03:35A stick-sa.
03:37A stick-sa.
03:37This twist gives our celebs the opportunity to be introduced to somebody they might normally overlook.
03:44Do you know what you're looking for, for each celeb?
03:48For Colleen, we want very handsome, lots of energy.
03:51Yeah.
03:52Someone who can, like, help her build fences at the farm and muck the horses out.
03:56And funny.
03:57And funny.
03:58Funny is a big thing for Colleen.
04:00Who do we want for Gabby?
04:01So I think Gabby wants someone who's quite tall, with big energy, and she wants someone who's got a bit
04:05of chat.
04:06Lucinda.
04:07What do we want for Lucinda?
04:08Somebody who's a bit wild and free.
04:11All right, PK.
04:11I've no idea.
04:12Find someone who he can have a real connection with.
04:15Yeah, fine.
04:15We know the mission.
04:16I'm so excited for that.
04:18In three, two, one, in you go.
04:24Terrified.
04:24I mean, look at the actual state of this.
04:27Yeah, I hear you.
04:28Like, whose idea was it to put these two clowns in charge?
04:31Hi, I'm David.
04:32Oh, that's right.
04:33It was yours.
04:34All right, guys, ready?
04:35Let's get started.
04:36Let's do it.
04:37What are they up to?
04:38I know Colleen, and I know what I'm looking for.
04:42Someone who can give Colleen a helping hand on the farm.
04:45Are you quite a handy man, would you say?
04:48Yep.
04:49Yeah, I do a lot of property refurbishments for the day job.
04:51Okay.
04:52And yeah, I like to get my hands dirty.
04:55Nice.
04:56Bloody hell, David.
04:57Colleen wants a date, not a quote.
04:59Okay.
04:59Have we got like an age range?
05:01Ideally in the thirties.
05:04Thirties, okay.
05:05And how old are you?
05:06Mid-forties.
05:07Okay.
05:08Yeah, so good luck with the thirties thing.
05:10I think I'm looking for just shenanigans, somebody to have a good time with.
05:13Shenanigans?
05:13Yeah, I'm a shenanigan monster.
05:15What a good word.
05:16Are you?
05:17Joan, wow.
05:19Confident, vibey, she's got a naughty glint in her eye, right up PK Street.
05:23What's your big turn off, sir?
05:24Anything that you just don't like straight off the bat?
05:26I don't like people who are like not proactive, like people who wait for you to like over-communicate
05:32or do the most.
05:33Okay.
05:33Yeah, take charge.
05:34Let's see how it goes.
05:38From taking charge to taking quote, it's back to old checkered trade over here who's still
05:42on the hunt for someone to carry out remedial works on Colleen's farm.
05:46Are you quite a handy man, would you say?
05:48I would say so.
05:49We're in construction, so I can't get my hands on.
05:52Okay.
05:52Wait for him to ask.
05:53Do you like repairing fences on your weekend?
05:55So you can build a fence?
05:57I can park a fence.
05:58I don't know how to build it.
05:59Okay.
05:59Good to know.
06:00How's your shit shoveling?
06:01What are you looking for?
06:02We're actually together.
06:03We're polyamorous.
06:04Oh, okay, nice.
06:05So we're...
06:06Greedy.
06:07Looking for a thruple dynamic.
06:10Okay, so you're just looking for someone to join in that party?
06:12Yeah.
06:13Sorry, why are we doing their job for them?
06:15Because this is actually fucking hard work.
06:17You basically just answered your own question.
06:21James Bond.
06:22What?
06:23What?
06:24Shh.
06:25I've got a plan.
06:26I know what I'm going to do.
06:27I know I'm giving my first stick or two.
06:29I'm going to have to be subtle.
06:31I've got this.
06:32I've got this.
06:32Okay.
06:33Yep, and if anyone's capable of subtlety, it's this six foot four bantosaurus.
06:37Yeah, sorry.
06:39Yeah, sorry.
06:39Yeah, sorry.
06:39Sorry.
06:40Oh, you've got something in the back there.
06:42Sorry.
06:43I've just seen a sticker.
06:44So James has started stickering.
06:46The subject has been marked.
06:48To be fair, that was quite subtle from someone with hands like shovels and a head like Easter
06:51Island.
06:53Polyamorous.
06:53I know, I know, I know.
06:55That's good for Lucinda, isn't it?
06:56Yeah.
06:57Yeah, that's perfect, that.
06:58Fortunately, Polo Topanchino's hasn't got any of my stickers.
07:01Is he not?
07:02I think he's a nice guy.
07:04I think it would be great for Lucinda.
07:04No, I don't think he would.
07:05Are you sure?
07:07Well, he specifically wants somebody in the thirties.
07:10Lucinda needs someone spunky.
07:12No, because Colum's older than Lucinda.
07:14Oh, I'm sorry.
07:19Danny, nice to meet you.
07:19Danny, nice to meet you.
07:20Maldini.
07:21Maldini?
07:22Good thing.
07:23Well, what are you guys looking for?
07:24I think I am quite particular.
07:26So I need somebody that takes care of themselves, family orientated.
07:29And does it matter what they do for work, for their jobs?
07:32As long as they're not only fans, then we're all kicking.
07:33Right, okay.
07:34Yep, same.
07:35Never shit where you eat.
07:37You're like the absolute boy, brother.
07:38I'm like, honestly.
07:40Maldini's the absolute kid.
07:41Look, look, look, look, look.
07:42Oh, oh, oh!
07:43It's Gabby.
07:44It's Gabby.
07:44Oh, I've not met you yet.
07:46Sorry, my bomb met, my bomb left chicks.
07:49What's your name?
07:50David has put the sticker on the couple.
07:52Oh.
07:53Look at that.
07:54From Lucinda.
07:56Classic bog off deal.
07:57Bang one, get one free.
07:58This is the future of Killeen, Nolan and Lucinda Light.
08:04Love story in the palm of my hands.
08:08We're just going to go rogue and we're going to see what happens,
08:10because you know what?
08:11You just never, ever know.
08:14You all right, guys?
08:16Yeah.
08:16How's it?
08:17How are we getting on?
08:18We're on the whole table.
08:20Creep hog.
08:21Come on then.
08:24Why am I doing yours as well?
08:26Because you can get away with it.
08:27Because it's not really your market, is it?
08:28So it's fine.
08:30Slot drop!
08:35Guys, sorry, I forgot to say goodbye before we're going.
08:37Oh, thank you.
08:37Yeah, it's my pleasure.
08:39It's lovely to meet you.
08:40See you later.
08:41We'll catch up with some shenanigans, I'm sure.
08:44And after exhausting themselves handing out a few shit stickers,
08:46these two are off for a drink.
08:49Right, we've got a bunch of sexy stickered singles,
08:52we've got agents,
08:53and we've even got a David and James shaped sticker based disaster.
08:56A stick staster, if you will.
08:58Hmm.
08:59All we need now is the rest of the celebs,
09:01and here they come.
09:03Literally rubbing their hands in anticipation.
09:06Hang on, Mo.
09:06Where's Pro Green?
09:07My first mix, I'm ready to do some serious, the Manger.
09:11I might even end up Manger-ing.
09:14That is eating in French.
09:17Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.
09:18That 1950s copper is back again, I see.
09:20What's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up?
09:23Nothing much, nothing much, nothing much, nothing much.
09:25Come on in, guys.
09:26Yeah, it'll be very good to see you.
09:27A very good-looking bunch.
09:30Welcome to our very first sticker mixer.
09:36Sticker mixer.
09:37Okay.
09:38Or we like to call it a stick-ser.
09:42As you can see, Steven is not here.
09:45Yeah, yeah.
09:45Because he's on tour.
09:47Basically, he's got a career.
09:51Now, you may have also noticed that David and James
09:54are also absent.
09:56Yes.
09:56What have they been up to?
09:57What they have been up to, Gabriella, is we actually
10:01recruited them earlier on to do a little bit of a job for us.
10:05They have been on a little secret mission set by us to help your
10:08own love lives.
10:09Oh.
10:10Help.
10:12David and James have been your wingmen.
10:15Oh.
10:15And have already chosen some eligible dates.
10:19Wait.
10:19They've chosen our dates.
10:20Right.
10:21So, here's the deal.
10:22Find the sticker with your face on it and you must have a conversation with that individual.
10:30Yeah.
10:31I bet you they've chosen me Mohawk man.
10:34Oh no.
10:34I bet you they have.
10:36I can already see it.
10:37Well, who could blame them?
10:38We all know you've got a soft spot for a whiskery love stud.
10:42Respect, Steven.
10:43Over to you now.
10:44In you go.
10:44Let's go.
10:45Let's go.
10:46Have so much fun.
10:47Let's kick it.
10:48Hello, hello, hello, hello.
10:50And there we have it.
10:51The first ever stick sir is officially underway.
10:54I'm looking for stickers.
10:55Welcome there, Bach.
10:56Hi.
10:58Just stand there and I'll walk around.
11:00Okay.
11:01Time for mixer virgin PK to go to work.
11:03Stand by.
11:04Let me squash in here.
11:06You said Jones.
11:07Yeah.
11:07And you?
11:08Lisa.
11:08Lisa.
11:09Nice to meet you.
11:10I want to hear PK's chat.
11:13Yeah.
11:13I want to know what he's about.
11:14Where are you from?
11:15I'm from North Carolina.
11:17I grew up in North Carolina.
11:18You're lying.
11:19I'm Ghanaian, yeah.
11:20North Carolina.
11:21I've been North Carolina.
11:22Ooh, connection.
11:23Yeah.
11:23You like both are amazing, amazing people.
11:26This guy, two minutes in, already has two girls all over him.
11:33If I could have two wives.
11:34If I could have a wife and a girlfriend.
11:35I mean, you can't just be out here leaving one of us to the side.
11:38You're going to convulsively put my bed.
11:39Okay, best.
11:39Yeah, let's do that.
11:40Is that an agreement?
11:42Oh, man.
11:42So what?
11:42Like a shirt?
11:43We did it.
11:46Oh, my God.
11:47Oh, my God.
11:48We even come to an agreement.
11:50Agents, if you're listening, you might want to send out for some more stickers.
11:53He's running for them quicker than a horny, greased up polyamorous pig.
11:56Ooh.
12:10Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating, where the stickster has begun and PK's wasted no time getting
12:15stuck into Joan.
12:16Let me take you for a private chat.
12:18I'll be back soon.
12:20He's not messing around.
12:21He is what he says he is.
12:23Say what you like, dog.
12:24It seems to be working for him.
12:26I feel like me and you would get along, though.
12:29Yeah.
12:30I feel like you're a vibe, but you're lively.
12:32I feel like you keep me on my toes.
12:34You might even cheat on me, though.
12:35Mm-mm.
12:37No.
12:37Would you cheat on me?
12:38That's what you used to.
12:39I would cheat on you, but would you cheat on me?
12:40Nah, look at you.
12:41I would never cheat on me.
12:42You never cheat on me?
12:43Never.
12:43I don't know if I'd believe you.
12:44I'd go with your instincts on that one.
12:46I've got a thing for American girls.
12:48Do you really?
12:49I've got a thing for short hair as well.
12:51Really?
12:51He absolutely loves Ellen DeGeneres.
12:53Well, I've been told that I've got to surf the room.
12:57Go serve it.
12:58I don't want to, though.
12:59You don't want to?
13:00I just want to stay with you.
13:04Leaving PK to peel himself away from Joan,
13:08Colleen has found her way to her first sticker of the night
13:10and picked by Potsy.
13:12I'm meant to pull you for a chat now.
13:14Ooh, look at Colleen with her Love Island lingo.
13:16Charge it, girl.
13:17You put my face.
13:19Ah.
13:20And I'll be back for you in a minute.
13:21Oh, this is more like it, Colleen.
13:24Go, girl.
13:25Where are you from?
13:26I'm Essex.
13:27So whereabouts in Essex?
13:28Onga.
13:29I've got an eight-year-old boy.
13:30I've got a ten-year-old daughter.
13:32And I've got a 30-year-old daughter as well.
13:34Oh, really?
13:34We live in Barcelona, yeah.
13:35Oh, wow, nice.
13:36I think once mine grew up, though,
13:37and kind of moved on and found partners,
13:41that's when you go,
13:42I'd like to have my own person now,
13:43because they're all right.
13:45Your own company's nice,
13:46but you want to share it with someone.
13:47Yeah.
13:47Instead of being that worried
13:49that you think you're going to be on your own.
13:50It's just that someone to, I don't know,
13:53sit down at night and watch Netflix or something.
13:56Yeah.
13:56And we all know what comes after Netflix,
13:58don't we, Nollars?
13:58Slosh and bosh.
14:00I mean, I quite like Danny's good-looking.
14:02I do fancy him, I think,
14:04but I'm getting the feeling
14:05that it's a one-way street.
14:07While Nollars is left trying to think
14:09if Danny will have his head turned by anyone else,
14:12Lucinda is about to discover
14:13who David has stickered for her.
14:15Three-way, baby!
14:16I've got mine.
14:17Oh, my God!
14:18You have got a stick of me on your own.
14:20Hi, what's your name?
14:21Daz.
14:22G'day, Daz.
14:23Lucinda and yours.
14:24I've got a stick of me!
14:25Yeah!
14:26Yeah!
14:26Oh, my God!
14:28What's going on here?
14:29Have they set us up
14:30with some sort of throuple situation?
14:32They have!
14:33Sherlock, home and away, cracks another case.
14:36So we've been together 11 years,
14:38and then five years into the relationship,
14:40we've realised we were polyamorous.
14:43So we are now exploring a throuple situation
14:47with another girl, because I'm bi.
14:49And he's fucking lucky.
14:51I have been and done it.
14:53I've had a girlfriend,
14:55and I realised sort of with me in that
14:57that I'm quite hetero.
14:58But yeah, for me, I'm really...
15:01You're looking for your man.
15:02Looking for my man.
15:03But I love that they've sort of added a twist.
15:06I'm like, well, why not?
15:08So as Lucinda does a subtle but conscious de-thrupling,
15:11Gabby zeroed in on one of James' stick pics.
15:14Hi.
15:15How are you doing?
15:15Lovely to meet you.
15:16Do you want to go and talk?
15:17Love to.
15:18I need to talk to someone.
15:18Best to last. I'll talk to you.
15:19Let's see.
15:20I'll move over.
15:21All the way.
15:24What's your name?
15:25Brad.
15:25Yours?
15:26I do know your name, obviously, but...
15:29Gabby.
15:30Gabby.
15:31Lovely to meet you, Gabby.
15:32Absolutely, you too.
15:33No, do you know what it was?
15:34I was just saying, like, I haven't...
15:35I don't really know too much about you.
15:36I mean, there's incense, obviously.
15:37I do watch a bit of TV,
15:38and I've seen Little Love Island and that,
15:39and my sister knew who you was,
15:41so I got a little briefing.
15:42Yeah.
15:42Just breathe, Brad.
15:44Yeah.
15:44But I do fancy you.
15:45You're a nice girl.
15:46From what I know of you,
15:46I don't really know much about you,
15:47so I can't really fancy you that much.
15:49Maybe get a fucking word out,
15:50and you'll find out.
15:51Like, looks-wise, stunning.
15:52Do you know what I mean?
15:53But, like, I'd nice it to know you a little bit,
15:55wouldn't it?
15:55Yeah, it would, so stop talking.
15:58You've got great energy.
15:59And yourself.
16:00Just, like, 100 miles an hour.
16:01I know.
16:02I like the energy, but I'm like...
16:04Yeah.
16:04It's very...
16:05It's like bleeding.
16:06I don't know if I'm sexually attracted to you either,
16:07so that's all right.
16:08Fuck me, the rise and fall of Brad.
16:10What a journey.
16:11All right, on that then.
16:12See ya.
16:13You never know.
16:14Well...
16:14Great from here, though.
16:15Bye.
16:16I don't think she's coming back.
16:22Right back to Lucinda,
16:23who's ditched the throuple
16:24and is getting stuck into another one
16:26of David's unique selections.
16:28Oh!
16:32What is your name?
16:33Herbie.
16:34G'day, Herbie.
16:35How are you doing?
16:36They paired me with you,
16:38because I do like a twisted-up moustache.
16:40Oh!
16:40And I like a bit of a character.
16:43You certainly brought the style, Herbie.
16:46They're both big personalities.
16:48So, I mean, there's some potential.
16:50Anything normal off the shelf,
16:51I'll just make me own.
16:52These will all make me own stuff.
16:54You know what I mean?
16:55Exactly.
16:56You ain't vibe on it then, can't you?
16:57Because normal's a function on a washing machine.
16:59That was boring as fuck.
17:01I record with normal.
17:02No, exactly.
17:03Same here.
17:04They're definitely on the same wavelength.
17:06I like it.
17:07David paired me with you.
17:09I'm like, yes.
17:10A bit of panache.
17:11A sprinkling of panache.
17:12Well, more than a sprinkling.
17:14Yeah.
17:14You're more of a dollar.
17:15You're definitely more of a dollar.
17:17Speaking of dollops,
17:19here's PK swooping in to lay on thick
17:22with another of Jane's hand-picked hotties.
17:25I'm a bit nervous.
17:26Really?
17:26Yeah, because you're looking at me in my eye
17:28like you're about to eat me alive.
17:29What?
17:29You're looking at me like you're going to eat me.
17:30You need the eye contact, though.
17:32It's all about the eye contact.
17:33Eyes up.
17:34No PK-ing.
17:37Why do you think they set me up with you, though?
17:39I don't know.
17:40What is your usual time?
17:42I feel like you know what you want.
17:43Yeah, I know I want you.
17:45I know I want you.
17:45I know I want you.
17:46Yeah, how are you going to say?
17:47Show off.
17:47What he's saying and what he's doing,
17:50no one who wants a committed relationship
17:52is going to entertain us.
17:53No, exactly.
17:53Well, I'm going to go and float around.
17:56Yeah, you've got to float around.
17:57Yeah, you've got to float around.
17:57I don't even want to.
17:58You know what's so mad?
17:59I actually don't even want to float around.
18:01Didn't you say the same thing to Joan
18:03about four minutes and 49 seconds ago?
18:05So as PK tries to tear himself away yet again,
18:08Dave is checking in to see if Colleen's impressed
18:10with his handiwork.
18:11Talk to me.
18:12How are you getting on?
18:14Good.
18:15I really like Danny.
18:17Do you?
18:18Yes.
18:19Do you actually?
18:19Yes.
18:20Bingo, baby!
18:22This set up is so real.
18:23Yes, Danny.
18:24Can I just say, out of all the dates so far,
18:27I fancy him the most.
18:31Get him!
18:35So have I picked 12 for you?
18:36That isn't so fancy as me.
18:39Oh, look, the Incredible Hulk Hask
18:41has decided to return.
18:42Probably to gloat about completing the easiest job
18:44on the planet, finding girls that PK wants to shack.
18:48Oh, man.
18:49I got you.
18:50All right.
18:51People are struggling.
18:52You need a bit of help.
18:52Is that all right?
18:53No, I'm not struggling.
18:54Are you not?
18:57Shut up.
18:57Really?
18:58No, PK likes scissors, man.
18:59You're welcome.
19:00Oh, my God.
19:00We've done such a good job.
19:02Which one do you like?
19:04The one down there.
19:05Yeah, yeah.
19:06She's great.
19:07Good energy.
19:08She used the word shenanigans, which I love.
19:09She goes up for a bit of shenanigans.
19:11I was like, yeah.
19:11Oh, James is here now.
19:13Let's see.
19:13Let's see the peacocking.
19:14You want to see me go to work?
19:15Yes.
19:16Because I heard a lot about it, but I've not seen it.
19:18So it's more of a myth than a reality.
19:19So if you could...
19:20I want to see it.
19:21Do you want to see magic?
19:22Yes.
19:23Yes.
19:23Yeah.
19:24Abracadabra.
19:25Watch this.
19:27Sorry.
19:28Can I have a conversation with you?
19:30Hello, darling.
19:31Sorry.
19:31I'm good.
19:32How are you?
19:33Good.
19:34He just said abracadabra.
19:35Stop.
19:37Wait until he says open sesame.
19:39Are you Welsh?
19:40No.
19:41Irish?
19:41Does it matter?
19:42And we've never met before?
19:44Never.
19:44How can you be so sure?
19:47How does it know?
19:48So you know every person that you've met?
19:50No, but I actually think I've came across you on social media before, possibly.
19:54So you DM me?
19:56No, I didn't DM you.
19:57Oh, the chip's coming out now.
19:59So you DM me.
20:00No way.
20:01You're hitting on my DMs?
20:02I was in your DMs.
20:03Oh, really?
20:04I wouldn't be surprised if I was in my DMs.
20:06Really?
20:06He's brilliant at the hookup.
20:08He is brilliant at like going, bingo, I'm in.
20:10And as you say, it has options.
20:12But anything beyond that, it doesn't exist.
20:15But the thing is, can the girl discern?
20:17That.
20:18That is performative and it's not real.
20:20Right.
20:20Hopefully I see you again.
20:21Nice to meet you.
20:22Nice to meet you too.
20:23Bye.
20:27PK thinks he's got the gift when it comes to dating, but what he really needs to do is
20:32cut the bullshit.
20:33Look, he might not agree with me, but he does really need to take my feedback on board.
20:38Looks like PK's about to get a spanking and slightly earlier than he was aiming for tonight.
20:45So, how's it been going for you?
20:47It's been going...
20:48It's been going good, I feel like they're all very attractive women.
20:52I'll be honest, most of the chat is really top line.
20:55Oh, thank you.
20:56Okay, it's...
20:58That's not a compliment.
20:59Oh!
21:01What?
21:02It's top line.
21:03I put that in top of the notch.
21:05Right, can I be really real with you?
21:07I think a lot of your behaviour doesn't feel genuine.
21:11It feels eggy.
21:14Eggy like what?
21:15Egg?
21:16I think it is such a well-tried and tested script.
21:20And what we have witnessed so far is that on repeat.
21:24You think you're a great dater.
21:26I hate to say it.
21:27You're a terrible dater.
21:30Because the chat is just bang in.
21:34Does she like me?
21:35I feel like I've been flirting.
21:38They've been flirting back.
21:39They've been feeling the vibe.
21:41Just don't be a fuckboy.
21:43Flirting is not being a fuckboy.
21:48Oh, shit.
21:49This could get awkward.
21:58Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating,
22:01where Anna's sitting down with PK humble,
22:03renowned lover of a PK fumble,
22:05and he's been totally PK rumbled.
22:07Flirting is not being a fuckboy.
22:12But I want you to flirt with intent.
22:14You've heard the same lines coming out,
22:16but just slightly different variations, okay?
22:18It just gets a bit old, and it does read as quite emotionally immature.
22:24So we would just like you to take it into a slightly different arena
22:28and just be really intentional about what you are wanting
22:33and what you're looking for, okay?
22:34I'm cheeky.
22:35Like, that's one of my things.
22:36That's on my curriculum vitae.
22:37But I hear it.
22:39I'm going to tone it down a little bit,
22:40because I'm here to listen to the agent's advice,
22:43and I'm going to listen to you, Anna.
22:45Really think about it, please.
22:46Really think about how...
22:48How antlers work.
22:49Right.
22:50As we leave PK licking his A-dub-shaped wounds,
22:54Lucinda has collared James and David for a Stixer debrief.
22:58How do you feel about the picks?
23:00So I got paired with a thruffle.
23:03You know, a duo.
23:04Yes.
23:04We met them, yeah.
23:05We were so spunky.
23:06Yes.
23:07But it's a bygone era for me.
23:09Oh.
23:09I just didn't know if you wanted to resurface that.
23:11I mean, I was tempted for a moment.
23:13So we're not going to rule it out.
23:14There's lightly penciling those.
23:16Yeah, I know.
23:16It's a haul out.
23:17Oh, okay.
23:18I'm looking for my wonderful, wondrous...
23:21And what about Herbie, Dan?
23:22Is Herbie wonderful, walrus, and free spirit?
23:24Herbie's kind of cool.
23:25But again, no.
23:27Is there anyone?
23:28Yes or no.
23:29Do you know what?
23:30There's not...
23:31Right.
23:31There's not a flaming...
23:32Okay.
23:33Okay.
23:35So I did do my job, right?
23:36I picked the spunkiest ones.
23:38Yeah, I mean, they've all got their own spunk, right?
23:40Some of it's just a bit off, though.
23:42Yeah.
23:42Sometimes the spunk's a bit off.
23:44David Potts, the sommelier of the spunk world.
23:46A true connoisseur.
23:48Gargle and spit before you commit.
23:50Let's see if Gabby's having better luck
23:52with one of James's stick and pics.
23:54Okay, here's my next bit, Deb.
23:56It's you!
23:57Hi, love.
23:58How are you?
23:59I'm great.
23:59Nice to meet you.
24:00Gabby looks so much more confident this time around.
24:03She does.
24:04What's your name?
24:05Maldini.
24:06Maldini, what a guy.
24:07I've obviously chosen him because he's got great chat.
24:09I think he brings energy.
24:10I think that he will be the leader in the conversations with Gabby.
24:14He's well-dressed.
24:14He's sharp.
24:16I just got great vibes from him.
24:17Nice to meet you.
24:18Yeah.
24:20Oh, my God.
24:21What?
24:22You look incredible.
24:26No, wait.
24:27I'm getting nervous.
24:28She opened it up going, oh, my gosh, I feel really nervous.
24:30I feel really nervous.
24:31I think there's some fanny flutters.
24:33Yeah, let's just concentrate on Gabs then, Ayana.
24:36What's your usual type?
24:37After 0.2 seconds, I usually know because I'm like, I fall in love.
24:43I'm in love.
24:45I'm in love.
24:45What can I say?
24:47You're my type.
24:48Ooh.
24:50Ooh.
24:50My man.
24:51I like it.
24:52Going in hard.
24:53I like it.
24:53Hard and fast.
24:55You're good looking.
24:56You think so?
24:57I appreciate that.
24:58Yeah.
24:59I fancy you.
25:00Oh, thank you.
25:01That's not all it's about.
25:02Yeah, of course.
25:03This is looking good for Gabs.
25:05What do you do?
25:06What do I do?
25:06Yeah.
25:07I sell jeans.
25:07Leah!
25:10You sell jeans?
25:11Yes.
25:11What do you wear for that bad company?
25:13No, not quite.
25:15Not quite.
25:16I'll tell you what you want to hear.
25:17Okay, so what do you actually do?
25:19No, right now, I'm not, no, at the moment, I'm not doing anything.
25:21I'm not working.
25:22Oh, Maldini, it was going so well.
25:25Do you have a flat?
25:26No, not yet.
25:27Why are you trying to move in or what?
25:28I mean...
25:29Where do you live?
25:30Who with?
25:31At the moment, me, my mum and my sister.
25:34Right, okay.
25:35Are you family orientated?
25:37You ain't got much choice.
25:38Big time.
25:39Yeah?
25:39Without a shout-out for that.
25:41Family means everything to me.
25:42Without, like, yeah.
25:44Oh, nice save, Maldini.
25:46And across the room and working on Colleen is David,
25:49who's pushing yet more of his stickered men on her.
25:52Let me just tell you about her, baby, right?
25:53He's really funny.
25:54I know, but...
25:55I feel like you'd really get on with him.
25:57I'm going to go and grab him, and then you can have a little...
25:59A little chinwag.
26:01David has brought Herbie over to meet Colleen.
26:04Now, I'll be honest, he is not the typical type
26:07that Lucinda or Colleen go for,
26:09but that is exactly the point of the stick set.
26:12Bye, don't you all?
26:12Yeah, bye, thank you.
26:14How are you doing?
26:15You don't like standing out, do you?
26:16I've got much stuff that's normal.
26:21Well, I thought, you've got to be yourself, haven't you?
26:23I've always been like this.
26:24Yeah, I was an old punk in my days and stuff like that, and then...
26:28You've got a lot of tattoos.
26:29Do you like Elvis?
26:30Yeah.
26:32Go on, get it up.
26:34Good story, man.
26:36Oh, well, I'd better move on then.
26:38Next!
26:41You make me happy, so happy.
26:43With the mixer well and truly mixed,
26:45time to see which of the stick and pics are stuck.
26:48So it's over to the agents who are taking back control of things.
26:52So now is a very, very important time.
26:55Hammer time?
26:56It is.
26:57Chico time?
26:58Feedback time!
26:59Oh.
27:00Yay!
27:02Feedback time!
27:03We want to hear your point of view on the encounters.
27:08Slag.
27:09Yes.
27:10These celebs are in this agency to learn how to date.
27:14So do not be shy with your feedback.
27:16Or your glasses.
27:17We're going with our boy, PK.
27:20Yes!
27:22If you've spoken to PK, please step forward.
27:26PK well and truly popped his mixer cherry and worked the room thoroughly.
27:30How was your chat with PK?
27:32Should we go around and share our own experience?
27:34Oh, she's looking at lips.
27:35Oh!
27:38It was fun.
27:40He seems like easygoing, not too intense.
27:44A little of a boy, but a little bit of a player, which is fun.
27:49Fine.
27:52Chantel, you're next.
27:53I enjoyed our chats.
27:54I think they were flurry, bunter, more sure than serious.
27:58Good energy though.
27:59Yeah.
27:59So there's a bit of a pattern here.
28:01Yes.
28:02Yes, for sure.
28:03And what would be your feedback for PK?
28:05Similar.
28:06Yeah.
28:08One sheet.
28:09Copy and paste.
28:10Literally.
28:11They all spoke to the same person.
28:16So PK, you've also been on dates with Ines, Viv, and Ellen.
28:24Wow.
28:25Let's welcome them back.
28:30Surprise feedback helps the celebs in many ways.
28:34Namely, it catches them off guard and it puts them on the spot where they have to reflect on what
28:40they actually did.
28:42Don't hate the game here, you're a player.
28:44The most recent candidate for the PK roster was Viv.
28:48You've got stamina.
28:49I've got stamina.
28:50I'm talking about sport.
28:51What are you talking about?
28:52I didn't say anything.
28:53Why are you smiling at me?
28:53I just smiled.
28:54Okay.
28:55Can I smile at you?
28:56No, you can.
28:56You've got a lovely smile.
28:57You think so?
28:57You should do it more often.
28:59We would love to hear your feedback for PK.
29:04I had a really fun time.
29:06I laughed with you a lot.
29:08You're charming and cheeky.
29:10So, it was a vibe.
29:13Wow.
29:15Lover boy player.
29:17Wow.
29:18It's getting hot, isn't it?
29:20PK, please come get the sticker.
29:24What we want you to do is we want you to give a look to everyone that you've had a
29:29conversation with today and in the past and place that sticker on the person that you would like to see
29:36again.
29:37I doubt you've got enough stickers.
29:44What's he doing?
29:45I think I'm going to break it and make...
29:48Seven pieces.
29:51I feel like two is a respectable number.
29:59The other half of the sticker, I'm going to give it to, um...
30:03Joan.
30:05Joan.
30:06Yeah, he just got her name wrong.
30:07Oh, well, Arthur Manki ripped up stickers should make it up to her.
30:11Joan.
30:11Sorry.
30:12It's okay.
30:13P.K., you shouldn't just play by your own rules.
30:16We're going to ask you to choose one person that you would like to see again.
30:23They're running a strict program here.
30:25I feel like I shouldn't have to make a choice right now.
30:27Because both of them are offering me je ne sais quoi, but maybe je ne sais quoi.
30:33I'd say he knows exactly what they both offer, and that's the problem.
30:37So, how am I going to do this?
30:39P.K., what's up?
30:40P.K., what's up?
30:46P.K.
30:47Oh, man, this is tense.
30:49P.K.
30:55I feel like the passion's just there.
30:57I feel like she wants me and you want vice-versa
31:01I want you yeah yeah for sure for sure yeah I was a can't just be one way
31:06nah nah nah two way two three way okay bad oh my god
31:11Christ someone whack a sticker over his mouth Viv Viv how are you feeling it's a
31:16shame that you thought I didn't have to walk the passion hmm I think you wanted
31:20me to be on you a little bit more and that's not my vibe no
31:30John you happy yeah I'm excited to see what happens I'm excited to get to know
31:34him well we got there in the end thanks Joanne James Haskell yes please
31:44Dossie and Megan you have dated both of those ladies so it would be rude not to
31:49welcome them back before he met Dottie James went on his first ever blind date
31:57with Megan and after finding out that he was her type
32:00dad brought him receding hairline do you be all right thank you James had a try and
32:06converted it sort of rugby jugs into a full-on street smooch Megan how was your
32:12date with James it was really lovely like I don't think we really stopped talking
32:17that is genuinely what I would look for in someone so it was okay tick tick tick
32:23nice nice job by Dottie we would love to know what you think of our James I went in
32:32with a few preconceptions obviously like ex rugby lads lads man about town big ego maybe not that much
32:43emotional depth she's playing hardball I love it this is very tough I've kissed Megan I really like
32:52Dottie I thought we had a vibe and a connection now I'm not sure she even likes me I do
32:56not want to
32:57make the wrong decision well this is it James yes two ladies only one sticker yeah okay
33:14I'm gonna go with absolutely absolutely zero need to curtsy but okay in this process we were told to
33:23look inside ourselves a bit more and be like really honest and when I went on a date with
33:27Dottie within about 10 minutes I felt we probably had a bit more chemistry and that was all it was
33:31I have to be honest so that's why I made that made the decision but it was tough and and
33:35you're both
33:35both amazing you do need to have that chemistry to have a relationship so if that's there with
33:40Dottie more than it is of me then that is absolutely fine well spoke alike with Queen well Dottie this
33:47whole
33:47decision now lies with you you've played this quite coin would you like to accept or would you like to
34:10decline say that sexy pillow talk for the bedroom mate next up Gabby yes now
34:25now how do you find the time fellows with Gabby Maldini why don't we go with you first yeah
34:30unbelievable love stroke love strike he also says that he sells dreams all right so Bradley yeah I
34:41think we had a really good chat and um like she's gorgeous thanks for that in-depth assessment Brad but
34:46we also know Gabby that you've been on dates with Joelle and Gavin there they go on their third date
34:55Joelle tried to put Gabby's mind at ease about their nearly nine-year age gap I'm ready to just settle
35:00down my next person I wanted to kind of be my last while her date with older man Gavin looked
35:05to have
35:06great potential Gabby still had Joelle on the mind it's lacking the chemistry that I had with Joelle
35:16so Gabby I have the sticker this is a very big decision and I'm gonna hand this over to you
35:25to
35:26make that oh my god seeing Joelle has got my head scrambled I really fancy him but I've been here
35:33before with younger guys and it just doesn't work out gentlemen do you have any last words before
35:41Gabby makes your decision whatever you feel like is best suited for you you go with that I just want
35:49someone that's sure and I'm saying sure and set on things this is very intense
36:06oh shit Gabs isn't going for a cheeky back door exit is she
36:20welcome back to celebs go dating where before the break it all got a bit too much for Gabby
36:25when she was asked to pick from a bunch of handsome lads who want to date her did all those
36:30series of
36:30Love Island prepare her for nothing yeah that's what it is I want to be sure and I'm like well
36:43I'm not sure then so I can't say
36:44can't if that's what it's like literally black and white right now and that's what it is to remain
36:49but then it's annoying because I do like him I'm not sure she's she's thinking if you if you go
36:56away from
36:56the dates and you still feel like it's gonna be an issue and you don't feel like I reassured you
37:00enough but rather you go with something that you feel like you're gonna be more secure in right
37:05oh my darling what's going on then because it's so definitive I need to figure this out and it's
37:12not I feel like I'm not ready to just be like okay see ya no well there we go there's
37:16the answer
37:17you're not ready to say see ya there it is I don't know maybe I should just ask the agents
37:22if they can help
37:23me what a good idea my feeling is that he's really into I think so too so let's not leave
37:31the poor fella
37:31squirming any longer get back out there gaps so I tell you what we took a beat now Gabby what
37:38decision
37:38would you like to make I'm like so in my head about everything I feel like I need your guys
37:45help okay so
37:46how about you take that sticker you put the sticker on him and then we can all have a conversation
37:52stick
37:53it on PK humble just for the drama so how about this instead of asking Joelle for another date then
38:12why don't you ask if you'd like to come sit in the agency with us and we can all have
38:17a conversation how
38:18about that thoughts yeah and I feel like it's it's a good idea to be fair all right so then
38:29Gabby and Joelle we will see you both at the agency so the fourth date is going to be at
38:35the agency with
38:36these three staring at you and analyzing your every word god that's romantic you bring the candles
38:41I'll bring the loo okay a doves who's up next Queen Colleen I've really enjoyed it probably one of my
38:57favorite ones well you've only been to two Danny let's start with you amazing woman such an elegant
39:03person you are you didn't need to come on the show because you are so confident in yourself so well
39:08done
39:09thank you thank you yes Danny Wow I hope this geezer's got some wellies because she's just flooded the
39:14floor oh thank you Herbie I'm in the mood hello Herbie goes bananas also dated Mike and Adam so we'd
39:30like to welcome them back as well now Mike oh you're a bit of a spicy one oh yeah and
39:40we like
39:40that spicy Mikey managed to turn things slightly saucy on Colleen's latest date somebody said to me once
39:46I had I had come to bed eyes yeah I've got a twinkle in your eye I'm an older lady
39:51and a young lady
39:53colleague said I had puppy dog oh yeah well I felt so yeah I think yeah yeah she was laughing
40:05at my
40:06jokes and everything that was Colleen date with Mike he is really cheeky he's got eyes that I don't
40:11know what he's think why didn't dirty dog eyes you said just dirty dog eyes dirty dog eyes Colleen it's
40:19over to you Danny we know we sat down we had a chat and we got on really really amazing
40:25conversation
40:26however as it went on I stopped getting any kind of chemistry with you not from my point from yours
40:36but
40:38all of a sudden I thought I think he might just see me as a friend and what I love
40:42about the person
40:43I pick is you are the most fun to be around and I am honestly such a great guy and
40:50just down to earth
40:51and made me feel at ease so for that reason I mean this this is quite a tense moment for
41:04you Colleen because
41:04you've been in a situation before oh my god I feel sick Mike would you like to accept and go
41:13on
41:13another date with Colleen yes I definitely would love to yes spicy Mike you saucy old liquidite slag
41:26time for some more feedback and it's leggy legend David parts yeah David you did not mix tonight I
41:35didn't mix because you have someone on your mind the lovely Anthony yes so should we welcome him back
41:41absolutely on their first date David got quite the eyeful when Anthony whopped out his tattoo
41:51oh dog on a leg which got them both of the mood for some lip-locking before setting up a
41:57second
41:58day at an art club which produced two terrible paintings and some more snogging
42:19Anthony welcome thank you we would love to hear some feedback from you I can only thank you for an
42:27amazing time and you as you all know it's a loveliest guy in the world and you kind sweet I'll
42:35see the
42:36real you so yeah it's it's all good really into David would you like to just come get this sticker
42:54right on the end of his knob thank you thank you so much it's time for the last feedback session
43:04of
43:04the day the lovely Lucinda if you could step forward all right so if you had a conversation with the
43:12beautiful Lucinda if you could step forward please if you could give our wonderful Lucinda any
43:21constructive feedback bring it on guys I need all the help I can get at this point you can't top
43:32perfection all right so so it was good so it was good all right Lucinda this is great but we
43:41know
43:41that you recently dated Damien and you've also dated anorak give them a warm welcome please
43:50so we have two points Lucinda and anorak one who could possibly forget that magic
43:56trick immediately after Lucinda had her date with Damien who she hit it off with straight away
44:01and as things progressed with Damien I'd like to see without your clothes on anorak was left to see
44:06himself out Lucinda's second date with Damien had it all the Viking the axis and the snogging and oh boy
44:16there was a lot of that so anorak yes we'd love to hear some feedback from your date I think
44:24we had a
44:25good connection we had some common kind of interest you know spirituality self-development our travel
44:31family so I would say you know that was really good we connected at that level would you like
44:37to have been chosen for dessert yes of course Damien yes how was it it was amazing we had some
44:45real deep
44:45conversations actually and I think we connected quite well on those conversations and it finished
44:49quite nicely as well so I don't know how much tea needs spilling and what you need to know but
44:53yeah I'm
44:53having a good time oh wow so it was a dot dot dot yes I'm with you I like that
45:01I like that it's safe
45:02to say that you both would like to see Lucinda again well that's a little bit of a maybe maybe
45:07maybe
45:08maybe maybe maybe hang on what the fuck's going on here all right so here's what we're gonna do
45:12Lucinda this is your sticker okay and what we want you to do is place that sticker on the person
45:20that you
45:21would like to see again okay I mean I have felt a bit of a vibe with demo but um
45:31I don't know I feel
45:33that you're energetically maybe not there anymore I'm gonna be random and just say another date with anorak
45:44oh wow okay hardly a ringing endorsement is it sorry demo it's okay I just yeah I heard and felt
45:56hesitancy and that was yeah my vibe I don't know all right so just to conclude this piece anorak what
46:05would you like to do you are an amazing person we had an amazing time based on the outcome of
46:15the
46:15first date I would respectfully decline oh shit please there's nothing against you personally yeah
46:28nothing is personal in this journey for sure no it is just interesting because when you spoke you
46:35were so passionate about another day and I heard hesitancy from you so all right so that we're all
46:42on the same page Damian why don't you give a response to the question that Lucinda had I also
46:50chose to not go on another date yeah I think for me there's such a huge disparity in your world
46:55and
46:56what you do and how you live compared to where I am and I don't know whether that would ever
46:59meet in
46:59the middle I do concur it's quite different from a pragmatic perspective and all right how are you
47:07feeling now a bit tender oh bless her there's a group behind you that wants to give you a big
47:12hug
47:16welcome to my world get used to it next week just be good to green big questions such as we're
47:33powering right now all right yeah you don't think I fancy I don't know you I look like someone that's
47:39going to trust her you just want shenanigans deep chats people don't hear men talk about this right
47:49it's all right babe and it's the end of agency party come get it as our celebs you just have
47:57an
47:57inversion to pussy don't you go I think I'm gonna get my sexy on see ya dating I got arrested
48:05for a
48:05solter man