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04:37Oh, Lucinda.
04:38I've got chills.
04:41And then multiplying.
04:43And that's because rocking up outside,
04:45channeling Sandy from Greece,
04:47it's Gabi looking to update
04:48the agents on a most recent date
04:50with Joelle, who fittingly
04:52ain't long out of high school himself.
04:57Hello,
04:58celebrity dating agency. Hi, Gabi.
05:01Come in.
05:02You're the one that I want.
05:04You're the one that I want.
05:05Ooh, ooh, ooh. Honey,
05:07the one that I want.
05:08You're the one that I want.
05:10Ooh, ooh, ooh.
05:14Hello, my darling. Come in.
05:16Oh, look at you.
05:18Nice to see you.
05:19Oh. I don't know.
05:21I love this partially up-do.
05:25Glamorous Gabrielle.
05:27Positively glowing.
05:28And today, she's emitting
05:29the splendour of one of Hollywood's most
05:32hypnotic sirens.
05:34It's a little bit Monroe-esque.
05:36Actually, you were very Monroe-esque
05:38because you've got the retrousse nose
05:39and the same eye colour.
05:41Careful, Tom.
05:42You're one compliment away from her
05:44straddling you while singing happy birthday.
05:46You are just so good for the ego.
05:48I love you for it.
05:49This is a good way to calm my central nervous system
05:51before I go into the dragons.
05:54The dragons? Wrong show, Gabs.
05:55Mind you, if you happen to own a dildo company,
05:58I'm sure Dr T would invest.
06:00Back upstairs,
06:02after opening up about never feeling good enough,
06:04the agents are keen to unpick Lucinda's
06:06sense of self-doubt.
06:07Why do you think that is?
06:09I think it's maybe just being single
06:11for a couple of years.
06:13I don't know.
06:14I'm not sure.
06:15It might be a little bit of the maths journey.
06:17Like, it was literally a rejection every day,
06:20you know, and sort of...
06:21OK.
06:21...trying to relate in a way
06:23with a, you know, brick wall sort of vibe.
06:26I've maybe just put up a big wall of protection
06:29around my heart.
06:32Lucinda gives off a lot of confidence,
06:34and it's wonderful.
06:35However, we are starting to really get down
06:38to the nitty-gritty now
06:39and unpack some of those layers.
06:41She has clearly been hurt in her past.
06:44So let's hope that this date with Damien
06:45will be one step in the right direction
06:47to helping her build some of that inner confidence.
06:51You are hot.
06:52You are beautiful.
06:53You are very fancied.
06:54Other people can help us, OK,
06:57build that self-esteem back, OK?
06:59But we are excited for you
07:02because you're going on a second date with Damien.
07:03Yeah.
07:04I want you to lean into the cues he gives you,
07:06and if he is showing you affection,
07:09if he is being tactile,
07:10if he is complimenting you,
07:11really notice how that feels
07:13because something or someone
07:15has shaken this at some point in your life.
07:18Grab hold of that beard
07:19and get stuck on it, honey, yeah?
07:21Get in there.
07:22Get in there.
07:23Oh, my gosh.
07:24Whatever.
07:25I've got to go get some Viking lingo as well.
07:28I'm gorgeous.
07:30What is a Viking lingo?
07:31I don't know.
07:32There doesn't seem to be ancient Norse
07:34on my Joolingo app.
07:35Well, I've got to go and find out.
07:37Bye, darling.
07:41And you're such a good cheerleader.
07:42Oh, thanks.
07:43Yeah.
07:44You were giving her, like,
07:45a lot of these, like, validations.
07:48People that present as having all their shit together
07:51and that they don't need it
07:52are the ones that often never get it
07:54and actually do really appreciate being given it.
07:57She's a great woman.
08:01And from one great woman to another now,
08:03as Marilyn Monroe reincarnated,
08:05heads up to the Dragon's Lair
08:06to be roasted about her latest date
08:08with toy boy Joelle.
08:10Whilst Anna heads off to see Colleen on set at Loose Women.
08:17Hello.
08:19Gabby's now been on three steamy dates with toy boy Joelle,
08:23but despite the undeniable chemistry,
08:25not to mention biology,
08:27the nine-year age gap keeps biting away at our Gabs.
08:30What's on your mind?
08:32We've talked about the age thing before.
08:34That's not feeling that fast, though.
08:35That's living the moment.
08:36I just think it's a time-to-tale situation.
08:37Wow.
08:40The main thing that we have to, like, say here is
08:43he is so sound, so lovely, was very mature,
08:47and I feel like he's got his head screwed on.
08:50But maturity is, like, not only emotional intelligence,
08:52but it's, you know, life experience for me.
08:55Because what I did notice in our conversations this time
08:58is that when we were comparing kind of stories
09:02about life experience, you know,
09:03it still feels very young to me, like he kept talking about uni.
09:06This isn't a him problem.
09:08It's me just feeling like I can't relate to him.
09:12Also, like, realistically, financially, maturity.
09:15I just want to know when I do have kids
09:17or when I do want to, like, maybe have a bit of time off,
09:19that I can be secure to have somebody that supports me.
09:23Did you talk about going on another date?
09:25Yeah, like, I mean, he's messaging me.
09:28Right. And when he messages you, do you message him back?
09:32Like, three days later.
09:34Okay, yeah.
09:35Ooh, I get the feeling Joelle's going to be very disappointed
09:38in about three days' time.
09:40You know, he's asking to see me
09:41and I'm kind of just, like, avoiding the questions.
09:43So that right there is the biggest indicator.
09:46Like, he's great,
09:47and I think he will make someone a really great boyfriend.
09:50It's just... he's just not right for me right now.
09:54Yeah.
09:55You don't feel comfortable enough to gamble
09:57the next few years of your life to see where it goes.
10:00That is literally it.
10:02This is an important admission from Gabby.
10:04She's beginning to understand what she truly wants.
10:07So we're going to park Joelle for now
10:09and let her explore other options.
10:11This is exciting.
10:13So, we have someone new for you.
10:15Yes.
10:15Someone that we are very excited about.
10:18Gavin.
10:19Gavin.
10:19He's a multi-business owner from Ascot.
10:23Trust Dr T to shove a random ass into a normal place now.
10:27Gavin looks nice.
10:28Yeah.
10:29I'm just excited to go out with somebody else as well.
10:32Yeah.
10:33What will you be taking from your dates with Joelle
10:37into this date with Gavin?
10:39I would like to have a little bit more depth from the get-go.
10:44I think it's great that you've made a definitive decision.
10:46Mm-hmm.
10:47You want to park the Joelle situation.
10:49Mm-hmm.
10:49You're excited about Gavin.
10:51Mm-hmm.
10:51Right?
10:51Which we like.
10:52Yeah.
10:53And then, you know, the next time we see you,
10:55you know where that will be.
10:56Grease the musical?
10:58Mm.
10:59The mixer.
11:00Yeah.
11:01Another mixer?
11:01Yeah.
11:02I know.
11:02I can't believe they're letting you into another one either.
11:04Look how exciting.
11:05Because the first time, I'm like...
11:07More boys.
11:08Oh my God.
11:08Yeah.
11:09I was thrown into the walls, but this time I'm like,
11:11okay, I'm ready.
11:12Yeah.
11:12But are they?
11:14Is the question.
11:14With some of our celebrities doing better than others,
11:17a mixer is the perfect way to test new and old connections.
11:21Now for Gabby, of course, Joelle will be there.
11:23So it'll be interesting to see how she shows up,
11:26given the fact that she just came off a date with Gavin.
11:29Have fun.
11:30Thank you.
11:30So much fun tonight.
11:31Thank you.
11:32I will do.
11:32Bye.
11:33Have a great day.
11:35You gotta love Gabby.
11:37Yeah.
11:37Gabby's in a good place.
11:39I love how excited she was about Gavin.
11:42Yeah.
11:42I love how excited she is about the mixer.
11:45So this is good.
11:45We're doing our work.
11:46Yeah.
11:47Look at this.
11:47Look at that.
11:48We're winning.
11:49Yeah.
11:49All except the actually finding a partner part.
11:51But baby steps, eh, agents?
11:53Baby steps.
11:55Don't let me know.
11:58They will be forever.
12:01At least one of the agents is doing something useful today,
12:04as Anna's about to arrive on her special errand,
12:06proving that when a celeb is too busy to come to us,
12:09we'll go to them.
12:10We're at the stage now with our celebrities
12:12where there is no time to waste in finding love.
12:14So I'm going to squeeze in a little consultation with Colleen
12:17and find out what exactly went down on her last date.
12:22No.
12:24Surprise!
12:26Killeen's date with Canadian Adam started well.
12:29And you've never wanted to marry or been close together, right?
12:33Not really.
12:34Not that much for you to marry me.
12:35I'm just kidding.
12:35Hey, what are you doing later?
12:37But he soon gave her flags as red as the maple leaf.
12:40You've got kids?
12:41No kids, no.
12:42Did you ever want kids?
12:43It's always nice when you can hand them back, you know?
12:46You know, it's like...
12:47But his joke's about who should pay the bill.
12:49So are you paying tonight?
12:51I mean, you're the celebrity after all.
12:53You're the one who are all winning the money.
12:55Left Colleen wanting to split.
12:58Thank you so much.
12:59See you soon.
13:00So, your date with Adam.
13:02So how was that?
13:03Because when we left your last agency session,
13:05you seemed really quite excited about him.
13:08You were back on that horse.
13:09You were like, he looks nice.
13:11Give me the tea.
13:12Give me the tea.
13:14Give me the tea.
13:14So it started off really nicely.
13:17It was very, you know, it was flowing.
13:19And then just as we started to go along,
13:21there was a few things where I thought,
13:23oh, that he wouldn't talk about past relationships.
13:26He's never been married.
13:27He's not family orientated.
13:29Doesn't really know what he's doing in a way.
13:31And so it was all lining up.
13:33And I thought, hmm, this isn't quite working.
13:35But we were still chatting.
13:37And then they brought the bill.
13:39And he said, so what are we doing about this?
13:43But it's just the way he did that straight away.
13:45And through me.
13:46And I went, oh, well, we can go halves on it if you want.
13:49And he went, well, you're the celebrity.
13:51The ball's on him.
13:52Although he does have a point.
13:53Ooh.
13:54And then watched me pay it.
13:56And then didn't even say thank you.
13:57Fucking legend.
13:58OK.
13:59So that was the nail in the coffin for me.
14:01I thought, I don't like you.
14:03Something tells me the next guy that tries that
14:05might get a nail in the bell end.
14:17Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating.
14:19We're moseying in for an agency catch up on his date with Dottie.
14:23It's ex-England rugby international beefcake James Askell.
14:26Does he always walk around with a rugby ball?
14:29That's like me carrying a microphone to the office.
14:31Hello, Celebrity Dick.
14:33It's James.
14:34Jimmy.
14:35Witness the fitness.
14:37You've got for ten, eleven.
14:39One hope, one quest.
14:41Witness the fitness.
14:45Come in.
14:48Hello.
14:49A vision in bloom.
14:52Oh, yeah.
14:52I have a gift for you.
14:53Here we go.
14:54Some classic ball innuendo incoming.
14:56Oh, I see.
14:57It's big and it's smooth and it's all yours.
15:00Isn't it beautiful?
15:02Does Tom think it's a Fabergé egg?
15:04Gosh, what a privilege it is to nuzzle my nostrils into one of James' leathery balls.
15:10The smell of the scrum still lingers on it like morning dew on an Etonian grubber.
15:17We simply must get it signed.
15:19Shall I toss it?
15:20Yes, please do.
15:21What delicate tossing.
15:22Is that alright?
15:23That was perfect tossing.
15:24Oh, my.
15:24I can't believe you actually trained with that ball.
15:26I did, yeah.
15:27In those days when you used to wrestle with a hooker before nine o'clock.
15:31Yes, yes.
15:32Or a quiet Tuesday night.
15:33There was nothing quiet about that night, Haskell.
15:36And you still owe a hundred quid, big man.
15:37I put to sexy Tom always yours, James Haskell.
15:41And a kiss.
15:42You not going to smell it again, Tom?
15:47Back over at LWHQ, Anna's got a surprise in store for Loose Lady Colleen.
15:53Well, the dating does continue.
15:55I know.
15:55Even though you are a busy bee.
15:57I'm going to leave it completely blind for you,
15:59because we do have a gentleman ready and waiting.
16:02Oh, I'm going now.
16:03You are going?
16:03I'm going dating today.
16:04Yeah. Brilliant.
16:05Give her a break, Anna.
16:06She's just spent the morning hearing about Janet Street Porter's sex life.
16:09Colleen has this tendency to pre-judge any of her suitors against this checklist.
16:14And the problem with this, it puts her in a negative mindset
16:16before she's even gone in on the date.
16:18So, a blind date is perfect.
16:20It keeps the slate clean,
16:22and it gives everybody a fighting chance from the off.
16:25How do you feel about that?
16:26That makes me nervous, obviously not knowing anything.
16:30I mean, I could end up sitting at someone's table that I think is my date,
16:33and it's not.
16:33How about it?
16:34Here's a tip.
16:35Sit at the table the cameras are pointing at.
16:37I'm manifesting out there.
16:39Colleen's going to come in.
16:40She's going to be beaming.
16:42She's going to be literally titty tassels.
16:45Off we go.
16:46Hand about to the rest of the loose women.
16:47Why not?
16:48Not Judy Love, though.
16:49She's got enough pairs of her own.
16:52Back at the agency, and part man, part subwoofer James
16:56is on his way to fill in the agents about his much-anticipated latest date.
17:01James and Dottie.
17:02Yes.
17:03Yes.
17:03What do you think?
17:05Seeing their potential compatibility.
17:08Like, this could be it?
17:09This could be it.
17:10Yes.
17:11Come on in.
17:12Oh, that was a soft knock.
17:13Yeah.
17:14Hello.
17:15That was very gentle.
17:16How are you doing?
17:17How are you doing?
17:18Gentle giant James had a peach of a date with Hottie Dottie.
17:21Despite a wobbly star.
17:23There's a couple of people that I think we've got in common.
17:25Oh, God.
17:26They didn't bring in the best life.
17:28Did they not?
17:28And rather taken by Dottie's digs.
17:31She's not down with the kids here.
17:32Yeah.
17:33Also, don't say get down with.
17:36Spending time with you is such a confidence boost.
17:39He was potty about Dottie.
17:40If you don't want to do it again, I'd definitely do it again.
17:42I would like to see you again, yes.
17:44Perfect.
17:45How was the date with Dottie?
17:47Great.
17:48Really, really good.
17:49Really nice girl.
17:50Very different energy to everyone else that I dated.
17:53How so?
17:54What does that mean?
17:55So, just like intelligence, confidence.
17:57She didn't take any shit from me.
18:00She mugged me off a couple of times.
18:02Very funny.
18:03All the other dates I had, they were all so nice.
18:06And they were all really interesting dates and fun.
18:09But there probably wasn't that initial, like, after five minutes,
18:13OK, I want to date her again.
18:14And I had that with Dottie.
18:15Well, actually, before we go to feedback, how would you rate the date from one to ten?
18:22Eight and a half, nine.
18:23I don't think it could have got better, really.
18:24Ten springs to mind.
18:25All right.
18:26So, do you think you're a good match with James?
18:29And she said, a good match for each other.
18:33There was a lot in common, similar passions and fitness, music, life and ambition.
18:38Oh.
18:40Wow.
18:41She said, he was less brash than I was expecting him to be.
18:46He showed a softer side and he brought vulnerability to the conversation.
18:52James, aren't you the perfect man?
18:55You are a skillful dater.
18:57Yeah.
18:58That tells it all.
19:00The perfect man?
19:01This under-promise and over-deliver thing really works.
19:05I wanna feel like I'm alive.
19:08So let's just keep on dancing like it's 2005.
19:12Let's hope it also applies to low expectations too, as Colleen's arriving for her blind date with Michael.
19:23I'm quite nervous because I've never done a completely blind date.
19:27No one has told me anything about him.
19:30Then in another way, it's quite good because I've no preconceived ideas.
19:34I'm going in quite excited, actually.
19:37Right, let's have a look at him then.
19:42What I'm looking for in a partner would be somebody who is fun, lively, kind, compassionate, energetic.
19:49Good fun to be with.
19:51He seems like a nice chap. No red flags yet.
19:54So I've been playing guitar for some time.
19:56Oh, bollocks, here's one. He's got it on his back.
19:58Should the occasion arise, it would be a pleasure to sing to her some words.
20:03He knows it's a date and not an audition, right?
20:05Oh, thank you so much.
20:07My pleasure, madam.
20:07Thank you.
20:12Oh, it's very fresh.
20:13Not as fresh as the bar's open mics about to spit.
20:16Hello.
20:17I'm Colleen.
20:18Nice to meet you.
20:20Genuinely pleased to meet you.
20:21Oh, good to meet you.
20:22Yeah, last.
20:23Thank you.
20:25Oh, hello.
20:26Yes.
20:26I'd never go anywhere without it.
20:28Really?
20:29Must be a nightmare having a shit on a plane.
20:32Oh, how lovely.
20:33I don't even know your name.
21:03Who?
21:05Good afternoon.
21:06So Wiltshire, yeah.
21:08That's miles away from me.
21:10Okay, so he's not tall, he's not dark.
21:14He lives in Wiltshire, miles away, and he's turned up with a guitar.
21:19So I live in Staffordshire.
21:21Okay.
21:22It's a beautiful countryside.
21:24Yeah.
21:24I'm just a homebody, really.
21:28Okay, then.
21:29Anyone up for a sing song?
21:31It feels like we're in Vegas, so I want to see you forever.
21:37Back at the agency, Ed Chaser James is still reveling in the positive feedback he just received
21:42from his first date with Dottie.
21:44So clearly she wants to go on another date.
21:47I hope so.
21:49But that being said, we've got a mixer coming up.
21:51What, another one?
21:52Yeah.
21:52Another mixer coming up.
21:54We're full of surprises, James.
21:56Yes.
21:56Oh, God.
21:58Do I have to do the mixer?
21:59Because I'd like to go on another date with her without having to do the mixer.
22:01Because also my homework, I'm top of the class, surely.
22:04It's totally up to you.
22:05But yeah, if you want to go on another date with Dottie.
22:07I'd prefer to do that if I'm honest with you.
22:08Yes.
22:09This is really good to see.
22:11Yeah.
22:11That was a great first date.
22:14Yeah.
22:15And it seems like the second date could potentially be even more amazing.
22:18Yeah.
22:18Yeah, I hope so.
22:19It was great to see you.
22:20Thank you.
22:22Yeah.
22:22I appreciate it.
22:23See you later.
22:23Bye-bye.
22:26He's so lovely.
22:27He is.
22:28He's quite a golden retriever.
22:29Yeah, he is.
22:30Look at the feedback.
22:31Yeah.
22:31Very glowing.
22:32He did basically play fetch for a living.
22:34But if he could lick his own balls too, he'd have never left the house.
22:40Over on her blind date, Colleen's attempting to see past yet another self-imposed red flag
22:44with Wiltshire's very own Willie Nelson Mike.
22:47He may live hundreds of miles away, Colleen, but the man's brought a guitar to a date.
22:53Who would be your, erm, idol partner or celebrity crush?
22:57Who's my celebrity crush?
23:00Apart from Colleen Nolan.
23:02Well played, Mike.
23:04Erm, Shakira.
23:06Great shout, but what are you doing with your finger?
23:09Oh really?
23:10She's gorgeous.
23:11I nearly met George Clooney actually.
23:13Nearly meeting him means you didn't.
23:15Come on Colleen, cut the poor fella some slack.
23:17He's travelled all the way from Stonehenge.
23:19See, that's the truth though.
23:21I shouldn't have even mentioned it.
23:23Yeah, you were trying to make me go, oh my God, you met George Clooney, but actually
23:26you didn't.
23:28He's dressed very smart, but it's not my usual type.
23:31And he lives so far away and I can't be arsed.
23:34Bloody hell, Colleen.
23:35Guy Ritchie?
23:36Who?
23:36Yeah, he's not on my list.
23:37Who is?
23:38If she says Roy Walker, you're in.
23:40It's like George Clooney, Channing Tatum, all them lot are pretty spectacular.
23:47Yeah.
23:48Come on, Mike.
23:49You're going to need to up your game here.
23:51You actually have got amazing eyes.
23:54Two of them.
23:55Say what you see, Mike.
23:56Say what you see.
23:57That was Roy Walker for anyone under 56.
24:11Welcome back to So Let's Go Dating, where Colleen's been dreaming of a Channing Tatum type, but
24:16so far hasn't seen the magic in Mike.
24:19Do you want to come to Lourdes in the summer?
24:20I mean, we're on Lourdes.
24:21We have a trip for each other.
24:22I play the time to various churches.
24:24My mum used to go to Lourdes every year.
24:25No.
24:25Yeah, she used to go as a handmaiden, you know, to help her.
24:28So, are you religious?
24:30Yes.
24:31Right.
24:32Are you?
24:33Really religious?
24:34Well, he's hardly going to go on a pilgrimage to France if he's on the fence.
24:37Totally committed.
24:38He's a Christian.
24:39You're quite laid back, really, aren't you?
24:42Here's the thing, that I also am shy.
24:46Probably grew up introverted.
24:48Oh, really?
24:49So, I don't know if the humour in that is a disguise.
24:53I do love being funny.
24:55I like to make people laugh.
24:56I like people to enjoy themselves and have a laugh.
24:58Well, feel free to make me laugh whenever you want.
25:01Meow.
25:02Have that.
25:04Oh, no.
25:05I think you've broken him.
25:06He's super religious and I'm really not.
25:09So, I might have just killed this on the spot.
25:13Could things get any worse?
25:16I would love to sing a song.
25:18Yes.
25:18Yes, they could.
25:19But it's a big deal for me.
25:21Well, don't do it.
25:22Really, Mike?
25:23Please don't.
25:24I will sing the words quietly out of the table.
25:29No.
25:30You've got to be, like, really quiet.
25:32But, like, don't stand up and be bloody Elvis in the middle of the restaurant.
25:37Because I will die.
25:38Hey, girl from the Emerald Isles.
25:43A precious gem amongst the stones.
25:49Liquid eyes, radiant eyes.
25:53Liquid eyes?
25:53A treasured find to all who are wise.
25:58Love.
26:01Loves you.
26:06Love.
26:09Loves you.
26:17Killeen.
26:19Well, fuck me.
26:20It's only got to work.
26:22That is so nice.
26:24So beautiful.
26:26Killeen.
26:27Nah.
26:28I haven't seen a comeback like this since.
26:31Christ.
26:32I don't know.
26:32He was a pretty big one.
26:33But this is no less miraculous.
26:39Across town, finally fed up with the Toy Boys, Gabby's on the lookout for a bit of life experience and
26:44financial security on a first date with entrepreneur Gavin from Asgard.
26:49I'm excited for my date tonight with Gavin.
26:52I know that Gavin is substantially older than my previous days.
26:55He's 36.
26:56He's nice and tall.
26:57Six foot one.
26:58And he seems to be a successful business owner, apparently.
27:01So I'm interested to know about more of that.
27:03I bet you do.
27:04Ka-ching.
27:05I don't know much about Gabby.
27:06So I'm keen to sit down and find out a bit more about her.
27:08I've been single for five years now.
27:10I think it's about time I met somebody worth my while.
27:20Thank you.
27:21Hi, how are you?
27:22Nice to meet you.
27:23Nice to meet you.
27:23Nice to meet you.
27:23Gav.
27:24Nice to meet you.
27:24Thank you so much.
27:27Nicely done, Gavlar.
27:28This ain't his first rodeo.
27:30How are you?
27:31I'm good, thank you.
27:31How are you?
27:32I'm very well, darling.
27:33Thank you.
27:33Yes, thank you.
27:35Thanks so much.
27:37You look fabulous, by the way.
27:38Thank you.
27:39The gorge.
27:39Are you excited to be here?
27:41I am, yeah.
27:41You said that on your, I saw your little brief bio thing today.
27:44Oh, did you see it today?
27:46One of the main things for me is where people are at in their lives and like the life experience
27:51and what they do.
27:53Yeah, that's what I mean.
27:54I've got four businesses, so I'm like...
27:56What are they?
27:57She ain't messing about.
27:58We're going to need the full LinkedIn bios, please.
28:00So I've got, one's a tree surgery company.
28:02Okay.
28:02So I started up a landscaping company, doing like landscaping.
28:05Oh my garden needs doing.
28:06Yeah?
28:06Yeah.
28:07I do now want to start up a fragrance company.
28:09I want to do something like aftershaves and perfumes and things.
28:12That's cool.
28:13Yeah, I was a bit of a naughty boy in school, so I had to sort of work for myself
28:19and do
28:19my own things.
28:20I've got no GCSEs or...
28:21Okay, but you don't need them.
28:22Look at you.
28:23You've got four businesses.
28:24It doesn't matter.
28:25He's self-made.
28:27He's got really great values.
28:28He's clearly got his shit together and I do find that attractive.
28:32What are you like in a relationship?
28:34Jesus, should we ask him to do a swab test next?
28:37Supportive.
28:38Fun.
28:40I'm very much...
28:41I love to be a provider.
28:42Do you know what I mean?
28:43It's my job as a man, I look at it, is to provide, to make sure you're alright.
28:48Do you know what I mean?
28:48Mm-hmm.
28:49Smoothly done.
28:50Keep this up and Gabby will be having you sorting out her back garden in no time.
29:00Meanwhile, across town, Lucinda's branching into new territory on a second date at an axe-throwing
29:05bowl with real-life Viking Damien, who also owns an axe arena.
29:09She might as well be going bowling with the Big Lebowski.
29:11Do you know what I'm really excited to see Damien?
29:13The Viking.
29:14There was a little bit of a vibe last time.
29:16A bit of chemistry, and I just want to sort of explore that a bit more.
29:22I'm looking forward to more time, some more chat, and we're doing some axe-throwing,
29:25which is my thing, so I'm hoping I can impress, and I hope we're going to have a great time.
29:28This is my time now, and I'm really hoping we're going to have an even better date this time around.
29:34Yay!
29:35Hello.
29:36Hi.
29:37How are you?
29:38How are you?
29:39I'm excited.
29:39Good.
29:40And nervous, how are you?
29:41Thank you, I'm a bit nervous too.
29:43Excited, nervous?
29:44You're going to be really good at this and kick my butt.
29:46Would you like that, or would you like me to give you a chance?
29:47I want you to kick my butt.
29:49Crikey.
29:50No small talk, straight into the role play.
29:52Lucinda means business.
29:54Touchy-feely.
29:55I love it.
29:55Hot diggity-damn, Damo.
29:58You're looking hot tonight.
29:59And there's something really sexy about a guy taking charge that really knows what they're doing.
30:05You can teach me how to act through.
30:10So much pressure, but I got one in.
30:12That is a bit sexy that you've got a bullseye straight up.
30:17This is all you need is a bit of practice.
30:19Here we go.
30:21I know.
30:21I'm about to take down the building.
30:23I don't think you'd have any complaints from Damo.
30:25He owns the competition.
30:26Keep going, keep going.
30:27No one's keeping score.
30:29Come on, Lou.
30:30You can do this.
30:32All right, stand back.
30:33Let ZZ Chop show you how it's done.
30:39Oh!
30:40Straight in the sweet spot.
30:42Right.
30:42I think this is the last throw.
30:44I believe in you.
30:45Come on.
30:46Do exactly what you did last time.
30:48Yeah, it was quite casual.
30:49Remember, you went a little bit further back.
30:51That's it.
30:53Absolute silence from the crowd.
30:55Oh, she's gone two-handed.
30:56If she misses this, we can say goodbye to the deposit.
30:59Yes!
31:00Love it.
31:01Love it.
31:01Feels good, right?
31:02I done.
31:03Feels good?
31:04Damo's just glad to still have his head attached to his shoulders.
31:07Either way, Lucinda seems to be liking her Viking.
31:13Back at the classier end of town, with Colleen's blind date looking dead and buried,
31:17her cut price fully busted out the sixth string and is putting right back in the game.
31:23So what are you looking for?
31:25I would love to find somebody to spend the rest of my life with.
31:30A companion to be happy with.
31:33Just that one.
31:34The one that, at the end of the day, if you're having a bad day or even a good day,
31:38you go home and you just get a hug off them and think,
31:41that's all.
31:42And they go, it's going to be fine.
31:43Yeah, yeah.
31:44We're together.
31:44My only red flag is just the distance.
31:48I was in Stoke to Wiltshire, yeah.
31:49Ah.
31:50It doesn't bother me.
31:52And for me as well, it's like that special person, even if they're not physically,
31:56they're there.
31:56They're there, yeah.
31:57They're at the end of the phone or whatever.
32:02I really would love to see you again and get to know that, honest to God,
32:05but you don't know whether I'm being serious.
32:10So try this one on for size.
32:12God, not another song, Mike.
32:14Quit whilst you're ahead.
32:15In a different sort of a way.
32:17Oh, there you are.
32:19Oh, there you are.
32:19Oh, for fuck's sake.
32:20I bet they love him at a prayer group.
32:22My eyesight's terrible.
32:25Would you...
32:28Oh, my God.
32:29Would you see me again?
32:31How do you see me?
32:32I'm not answering those stupid things on.
32:36Let me try them on.
32:38Oh, I was so hoping you would say that.
32:43I like the fact that they blink.
32:45Yes.
32:47Never mind liquid eyes, they look radioactive.
32:50Do you see me?
32:51They suit you.
32:53They actually do.
32:54They're genius.
32:54I've never seen any like that before.
32:56I mean, how can I resist?
32:58So on paper, Mike isn't normally the type I would go for, but he's really unique and so entertaining.
33:05And yes, he lives far away, but it's really hard not to like him.
33:10Yes, Killeen.
33:12She's changed her tune.
33:13Oh, shit.
33:14Moment of truth.
33:15Here comes the bill.
33:16Sink or swim, Mikey?
33:17Oh, yeah.
33:18Thank you.
33:19I think I'll get a clicky thing.
33:20Is everything all right?
33:21It was perfect.
33:21Thank you.
33:22Do you want to?
33:24No, no, I've got it, but let me...
33:25Are you sure?
33:26Yes.
33:27Go on, Mike.
33:27He's picking up the whole tab.
33:29And he's up to date with his tech.
33:31This guy's getting more of a catch by the second.
33:33Trust me, we're going in.
33:34This might take a while.
33:35Thank you.
33:36It's all good.
33:36Thank you.
33:37Thank you.
33:38Thanks very much.
33:39Wonderful service.
33:40It's a restaurant, Mike, not a Holy Communion.
33:42Well, I've had a lovely, lovely afternoon.
33:44Thank you very much.
33:45Same.
33:46Fantastic.
33:46Really enjoyed it.
33:49And hopefully we'll get to meet again.
33:51Yes, I would love to see you again, definitely.
33:53Yeah, definitely.
33:54Definitely.
33:55Yes, please.
34:01Oh, okay.
34:03You know you did it.
34:04That's what you did.
34:04Yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:10I've started off thinking, oh, this is going to be a disaster again, to thinking, I've really
34:15enjoyed myself.
34:17And there's just something about him that I really like.
34:20Bring the glasses next time.
34:21Yeah.
34:22They're the thing that drew me in.
34:24And then to end the day, we paid the bloody bill.
34:28Woo-hoo.
34:29Bye.
34:30It was fantastic.
34:32Wonderful lady.
34:33Fantastic occasion.
34:34I would absolutely love to see Colleen again anytime.
34:37And I got a kiss at the end, a cheeky little kiss.
34:41I'm walking away with a little spark in my stomach.
34:47Well, as long as it's not a dodgy chicken al forno, we have got a result for Colleen.
34:54Meanwhile, back over where Gab so far, things seem to be heading in a positive direction
34:58with tree trimming tycoon Gavin.
35:01Great.
35:02Thank you.
35:03Yeah, I might have to bang me glasses on in a minute.
35:05Shit, he's not got a pair of goggly eyes and all, has he?
35:07Yeah.
35:08Oh, my God.
35:08Oh, man.
35:09Are you long-stated, short-stated?
35:11Well, I can see you.
35:12Oh, that's good.
35:13Yeah.
35:13Thanks, fuck.
35:14You ready?
35:16Ah.
35:17No.
35:19That bad?
35:20No.
35:21They look good.
35:22Let's see.
35:23No, no, no.
35:24No, make me feel silly.
35:25Yeah, they don't even have strings that make them blink.
35:27You must feel like a right plonker, mate.
35:29Gavin ticks a lot of boxes.
35:32I just don't have the same initial attraction like I had with Joelle.
35:35However, the maturity levels are there.
35:37It's the first proper adult date that I've had and I'm enjoying it.
35:42What's your favourite cuisine?
35:44I would say Italian.
35:47Pasta.
35:48Yeah, Italian or, like, steak.
35:50I love pasta as well.
35:51I just can't eat a lot of it because I just balloon sticks to me.
35:55Chicken.
35:56It's not good for me.
35:57Really?
35:58Yeah.
36:00I try not to eat it.
36:01Hey.
36:01Blimey, this is a grown-up date.
36:03Next, they'll be sharing tips on heartburn and acid reflux.
36:11Back at the all-action date and with Damo proving to Lucinda he can handle his tool,
36:15they've decided to axe the axe throwing in favour of a more casual drink at the nearest boozer.
36:25You've got so many strings to your bow, if you like, you know, all the different things that you do.
36:31Celebrant speaker, reality star show, you know, dating guru, dating host, all these things.
36:36Yeah, alright mate, we all know how to use Wikipedia.
36:39But what just actually one thing, or the one thing, what is that?
36:42Just to love.
36:43Just to love?
36:44Yeah.
36:44I think I'm just, I'm just a big lover.
36:47I just want to love.
36:49I think life is so much more fun with two.
36:52I mean, I think I say yes to all the adventures because obviously I'm a bit single.
36:58A bit of single or a lot of single?
37:01A little bit.
37:01A little bit of single.
37:02No, that is fair.
37:03This is feeling good.
37:05The chat's easy.
37:06I like his vibe.
37:08There's something there.
37:09I just need to figure out if Damo's into me.
37:12What are you looking for in a woman?
37:14What's your vibe?
37:15What am I looking for in a woman?
37:17Yeah, what's your ideal cheeky babe?
37:20Me.
37:22Everything that you are.
37:23No, me and a woman.
37:26Me and a woman.
37:27Come on loose.
37:28He's talking about his willy.
37:30What do you mean?
37:31Me.
37:32What do I see in you?
37:34Me.
37:34Nothing like having to explain a joke three times to kill your boner, eh Damo?
37:39It's over your head, don't worry.
37:41It must have a big one if it's gone over our head.
37:58Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating where Gabs is out exploring uncharted waters.
38:03She's on a date with a man who is older than she is.
38:07Have you been in any other long term relationships before?
38:10Yeah, so I was in an 11 year relationship.
38:1311 years?
38:14Yeah.
38:14Oh my god.
38:15Um, got her.
38:16So I've got three kids.
38:18Do you have?
38:19Yeah.
38:19Whatever you do, don't speak your food out.
38:21Yeah, I've got three kids.
38:22That's what I was with her, 11 years.
38:23Okay.
38:24This is very forward.
38:25But would you want more kids?
38:28Bloody hell, don't hold back Gabs.
38:34Yeah, I've always said I'd be open to more.
38:36Oh really?
38:36Yeah.
38:38Gavin's got three kids and that's kind of thrown me a little bit.
38:40But he is open to having more.
38:42On paper is everything that I think that I want but I just don't know.
38:46I think like the fact that you've been in a long, like a very long term relationship
38:49is like a good green flag because it means that like, I mean you've got three kids
38:53with someone that you've been with for 11 years and that's a huge commitment anyway.
38:56Yeah.
38:56Like now when I've been dating, I've been very much led by sexual chemistry
39:01because people are hot.
39:04So having these kind of conversations, it gives you that, I already thought you were attractive
39:07but then having the opportunity to get to know you, I'm like, okay, yeah, this is good.
39:11Yeah.
39:11You know?
39:12And then we're like maturity level, you know what I mean?
39:14Yeah.
39:14And yeah, you've got, I feel like you're very interesting and you've got a lot.
39:19I feel like you've just got a lot of experience.
39:21Yeah.
39:21With life.
39:22Yeah.
39:23Yeah.
39:29Meanwhile, back at the boozer, Lucinda needs to tap into something special if she's to avoid
39:33the chat with Axeman Damo drying up.
39:39Do you enjoy your English beer?
39:41It's, you know, it's all right.
39:42I haven't had a beer for a long time though.
39:44I just thought, you know, winning Rome.
39:47What's she looking around for?
39:48The Trevi Fountain?
39:49I do plan to go to Rome this year actually.
39:51Do you?
39:52Do you know my parents were married in Rome?
39:54Really?
39:54They were married at the Vatican.
39:56If I did know that, would that be weird?
39:58Yeah.
39:59Just a little bit.
40:03Um.
40:06Shot of Limoncello, anyone?
40:10Feels like it's flat lined a bit.
40:12And, you know, when we get to these moments, I do wonder if it's me.
40:17I know I am a bit of an acquired taste.
40:19I'm going to really have to pull one out of the hat here.
40:23Should we play a game?
40:24Yes.
40:25What do you want to play?
40:26Ah.
40:27What would be a fun game?
40:29Mousetrap?
40:30Boggle?
40:31Buckaroo?
40:32It's an eye-gazing.
40:35Am I being therapised?
40:37No.
40:37Very pleased.
40:38Okay, you...
40:38It's just an eye-gazing.
40:40It's called Transfiguration.
40:42Tantra.
40:43Hello.
40:44Straight out the Kama Sutra.
40:45And no talking.
40:46What are you doing now?
40:47I just talked.
40:49What?
40:49Is that it?
40:50They've just got to stare at each other.
40:52Sod this, I'm going for a piss then.
41:02Jesus, are they still going?
41:04If they've gone full tantra, we could be here for hours.
41:08Best leave them to it and see how our Gabs is getting on
41:11with garden mower mogul Gavin.
41:13Seemingly the mature man she's after,
41:15but so far he's yet to cultivate any chemistry.
41:18Am I your type?
41:21Very much.
41:21I love your eyes.
41:23I'm big on eyes and a smile.
41:25And it's, again, it's your personality that attracts me more.
41:30This is good, mate.
41:31Keep laying down that groundwork.
41:32Visual, you're like, yes.
41:34You're into the gym.
41:36You've got lovely teeth, lovely smile.
41:38Keep them coming, you green-fingered Romeo.
41:40You're career driven.
41:42That initial attraction is eyes.
41:45I'm very attracted to you.
41:47Mentally, visually.
41:48Mentally.
41:49Thank you.
41:53What's the matter, Gabs?
41:54Don't fancy returning the compliment?
41:58I've tried to find a spot with Gavin, but when he says how much he likes me,
42:02I've realised that I just don't feel the same.
42:04So I'm going to have to find an excuse and call it a night.
42:08I'm so tired.
42:11Brutal.
42:11But at his age, I'm sure he'll understand.
42:14The great pottery throwdown is about to start anyway.
42:16Thank you so much for dinner.
42:18You're welcome, babes.
42:18Hopefully we get a date too.
42:21How's she going to get out of this one?
42:22I can't even believe where the time's gone, to be honest.
42:25Answer an entirely different question.
42:28Crafty.
42:28Well, let's go.
42:31I love the conversation with Gavin tonight, but I don't know if there's a spark there.
42:36Yeah, the yawn in the face would indicate there wasn't.
42:39And I don't know if I have time to lose here, to go on a second date.
42:43You don't have time.
42:44This bloke's got four businesses to run and three kids.
42:47Did you have a nice time?
42:47I had a lovely time.
42:48Did you?
42:49Yeah, I did.
42:49It was so nice to meet you.
42:50I feel like you're such a nice person.
42:53And I feel the same with you.
42:54I feel like we're very compatible.
42:56Yeah, it was lovely to meet you.
42:57You too.
42:58I'm looking forward.
42:59Go on.
42:59See you again on date two.
43:02See you soon, babe.
43:02Somehow she's managed to dodge it again.
43:05See you soon.
43:06See you soon.
43:06Bye now.
43:06Bye, bye, bye.
43:08Yeah, I had a really good time.
43:09I really enjoyed it.
43:11Walking out with massive smile on me face.
43:14I feel like he would be a good partner.
43:16However, it's lacking the chemistry that I had with Joelle.
43:20I wish I could just blend them both together.
43:22Hang on.
43:23Let me just chuck that into chat GPT.
43:25We want a sexy beefcake gardener.
43:28Er, it's giving me Charlie Dimock.
43:36Time to head back to the pub to see if Lucinda and Damo's tantric stare off has conjured up any
43:41chemistry for our confidence boost needing Aussie.
43:44Bloody hell, they're still going.
43:47Hmm.
43:48Could have gone for a dump as well.
43:53They're eyes will look like Colleen's date's glasses in a minute.
44:03I'm going to have to stop that.
44:04Oh, God.
44:05I think you've blown it, Lucinda.
44:08That was really good.
44:09But we need to do that in private.
44:11Hmm.
44:12Or has she?
44:13There's too many distractions.
44:15I know.
44:18Hello.
44:19The Vikings going in for a pillage.
44:38Come on.
44:39Let's go.
44:39All right.
44:40Let's go.
44:42He's quite a divine kisser.
44:44He's quite delicious.
44:46I think he's delightful.
44:47I love his smiling eyes and he's just quite malty to me.
44:52There's some little embers flicking again.
44:55Aww.
44:56Right.
44:57What a lovely night.
44:58Yes.
44:59I think we say goodbye now, right?
45:05It has gone really well.
45:07I've shown her I can chuck an axe and I can move my mouth, as it were.
45:12Viking checklist complete.
45:14Just got to set fire to the pub now.
45:15Yeah, I'm hoping there'll be another date and we'll see where it goes from there.
45:20Yeah.
45:25Aww.
45:27Into a lifestyle.
45:29As I'm going on this dating journey, I am giving myself permission to feel again
45:35and be close to the dating game again.
45:39And I enjoy that.
45:41Ah, good on you, Luce. The agents will be proud.
45:44I feel like this is where...
45:45No.
45:46You hang on.
45:47No, you hang on.
45:48No, you hang on.
45:49Oh, God.
45:50If this is a tantric goodbye, then we'd better check the Uber driver's brought his PJs.
45:58Tomorrow night, it's the return of the mixer.
46:02Or as Anna likes to call it...
46:03Stixer.
46:04Or Stixer.
46:19Stixer.
46:19What's this?
46:20He just said abracadabra.
46:21I'm obsessed with men.
46:22Stop.
46:22Go.
46:23Is there anybody gay here?
46:26Dating?
46:26I'm in love.
46:27Huh?
46:27Ah.
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